Humanoids from the deep edition

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>>211659763 (OP)
Watch The Decent.

>>211659763 (OP)
Based

>>211659763 (OP)
Watch Lowlifes

>>211659763 (OP)
Why the long arms

>>211660152
Longer wingspan = longer glide while swimming

>>211660152
To give you better hugs.

>>211660152
growth hormones

Shout out to whoever recommended I watch El Superbeasto a week or two back. It was sufficiently retarded and downright hilarious at times. Also, Zombie gets points for ripping off Carrie and taking the piss out of it as it's happening.

>>211661600
Taxi Driver lookin' ass

>>211660152
Why not?

Jason Takes Manhattan was such a piece of garbage.

>>211662371
Slashers can promise you the world with titles and posters, only to end up being the most boring piece of shit you've seen

>>211662371
I don't think it's good but I like it more than almost any other f13 sequel.

what's something that will actually scare the shit out of me

>>211660563
:)

>>211662794
A job application?

>>211662794
Inland Empire

>>211661921
>Taxi Driver lookin' ass
Are you talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so you must be talkin' to me.

you're going down, faggot!

This was brutal.

OMG

Gadonbros and Fixbros you won't belive what was just posted...

the scenery is all this had going for it

>>211663474
thats about what i heard, still plan on watching it since I like seaside settings

>>211663474
>tfw we're now in the era of Eggers knockoffs

>>211663502
boss baby guy...

>>211659763 (OP)

Off work for a week and have been watching a load of VOD B-shit in between better choices. I have nothing else to do but rate them:

Bogieville - Vampire slop with dodgy accents but decent FX for the budget. 2/5
The Night Eats The World - Quiet zombies versus and insufferable protagonist. 1.5/5
A Breed Apart - Shitty CGI dogs. Bad remake of The Breed: already a bad movie. Avoid. 1/5
The Surfer - Nic Cage giving a lifetime performance, and impeccable soundtrack. 4/5
Rammbock - What I would do in a zombie outbreak. 4/5

Which movies would you pick out of the bunch?

>>211663366
ABSOLUTE KINO

>>211663752
>bonding moments before their BLACKED shooting

>>211663752
>>211663801
Never noticed Gadon kind of looks a little like Bonnie Blue actually.

>>211663728
Prom NIght 2 and Vamp

>>211663752
sexooo

>>211663728
Prom Night 2
Vamp
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Graduation Day

>>211663728
Only seen a handful of these.
I'll go with chud.

>>211664682
CHUD is a bit rough around the edges but it's comfy, fun flick.

>>211662371
The Jason movies with themes like manhattan, space, hell etc are generally trash. If he's not at camp crystal lake don't bother with it.

>>211663801
They are not for BLACKED

>>211665463
they're basedfacing haha

>>211659763 (OP)
Is this the Chud I keep hearing about on Twitter

which of these should I watch next?

>>211666071
fourth kind is kind of bad but it's interesting if you're well read on aliens

i'd probably pick puppet master

The acting in the Final Destination reboot is awful, and not in a fun way.

>>211666286
>Final Destination reboot

>>211666071
Boogeyman because there is this cutie in it. Then, you doubled down with Last Summer because there are two cuties and you end with Rocky Horror to calm you down because of its faggy aesthetic.

>>211666393
Whatever the fuck it's called. Bloodlines. How about I use my foreskin as a whip and smack you in the face?

>>211663474
Forgot about this one. Guess I’ll pop it in before bed.

>>211666433

>>211666562
you'll fall asleep before it ends 100% lol, it's dull

>>211666562
Why not watch Lowlifes?

>>211666653
Why watch Lowlife when you can be a low life?

>>211659763 (OP)
Rape.

>>211666400
Man I would give just about anything to suck on her clitty while a massive black cock slides in and out of her cunt

>>211667808
That's a bit gay, don't you think?

>>211667808
No, I'm pleasuring a woman

Man, I fucking hate kids, always ruining horror movies. Worst offender is the Badabook but 28 weeks later is quite the downfall from the first.

>>211667808
uhh...based?

>>211668177
Meant for >>211668078

>>211663165
>Are you talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else around here, so you must be talkin' to me.

>>211663752
>>211663801
>moments before their intense KING worship

>>211666071
I haven't seen Boogeyman, Fourth Kind, or Carriers. Puppet Master is really the only good one of the rest and I'm sure is better than the ones I haven't seen also. You know The Rocky Horror Picture Show is not a horror movie, right anon?

>>211668619
Ummm it has horror in its name sweetie xx

I'm not a big fan of Rocky Horror but Dr Frank's exit song is really nice and surprisingly emotional

>>211665463
very biteable neccs

>>211660152
So he can fight long legs

AAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO

(werewolves of london)

AAAAHHHHOOOOOOO

>>211668619
I advise:
>Puppet Master
>Puppet Master 2
>Puppet Master 3
>Demonic Toys
>Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys
>>211668689
Well, okay then.

>>211669035

>>211670015
Best transformation, that or Howling?

Together:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSR8mOPBa0I

Him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccmQETThJgs

Weapons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpThntO9ixc

Which out of these films will be best.

>>211660152
The better to impregnate you with, my dear.

>>211670178
That's a really tough one. Those are the 2 best werewolf movies of the era. I'm probably going to be partial to The Howling because I like that movie more, but I think the actual werewolf in An American Werewolf in London fully transformed looks cooler. I would need to watch them both again desu. Which would you pick?

>>211668619
>You know The Rocky Horror Picture Show is not a horror movie, right anon?
Bait so good I have to give a (You)

>>211659763 (OP)
Best Slasher costume ever.

>>211662994
No,no
he said
>scare the shit out of him
not
>put me in a sleep so deep that i shit my pants and don't even know it

>>211671802
Shit your pants cause you're scared though

>>211669924
Kek at Feldman inexplicably playing an old man in that one.

In the kinoplex now to see 28 Years. Not expecting much based on the other posters here but I am in the mood for some rage zombies for once.

Another sequel way better than part 1, will watch 3 and Reborn later.

>>211671270
I still can't believe people like the remake
>normally I hate remakes, but it's one of the good ones!
It fucking sucks. I watch the original every year but I'll never watch the remake again.

>>211670599
I think Werefolf, you feel the guy's pain, it's more agonizing, but yeah they're both really impressive.

Holy kino

Also, there was an anon who used to post a pic with a bunch of /hor/ related animes, and one of them was sort of a Halloweeny anime with jack-o-lantern imagery. Does anyone know what that was?

>>211674118
>>211670599
>>211670178

>>211674312
>tfw I have more body hair than an actual werewolf
I hate being Italian

>>211674380
Be proud of your hairy body.

>>211674532
It doesn't even look cool. It grows from my stomach to my chest, across the shoulders and down the back. I have to shave it every day and keep the rest trimmed like a faggot to look presentable.

Suddenly

Does any kind anon know a source for the Death Forest movies with English subs that don't read like google translate from 1 years ago?

>>211676436
*14 years ago FUCK

What is your favorite horror comedy?

>>211676496
Dellamorte Dellamore.

>>211676496

At this rate, this thread will be dead by dawn

>>211676436
No. Most low/microbudget asian horror movies are going to stay without subtitles or just have machine translate ones. The torrents for that series on AvistaZ are shit anyway.

>>211677445
Would you set her on fire?

Clown in a cornfield was solid 6/10

Watch Prom Night (1980)

>>211677603
I did and thought it was lower end.
Terror Train on the other hand is some real non-Halloween Jamie Lee Curtis kino

>>211677632
Yeah, Terror train is fun

>>211677504
I would save her with love & affection and then support her music career. Also, I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.

>>211677707
>Also, I'd have sex with her in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
Sometimes I forget what kinds of sick fucks post in this general

Just got home from 28 Years Later. It's equal parts genius and retarded, worth suffering through.

>>211677739
What's the point of shooting it like that? Do they just composite it all together, cut between all the slight angle differences, or just take whichever they like best?

>>211677785
It has some of the best directorial and camera work in years. That's the highlight. I can't tell you exactly what shot it's for but likely matrix style stuff with zombies running.

>>211674261
Based you'll have to watch the sequel now, it's really good as well.
I saved anime anons pic, and you're maybe thinking of The Curse of Kazuo Umezu. I thought one of the segments was really good so check it out.

>>211666609
I'm not gonna waste my time on it, what's the spook? A monster representing pstd or something?

>>211678468
bunch of fishermen witness a ship run into shallow water and sink then they think they're haunted by a drowned spirit when a bunch of corpses wash up on shore but it turns out that it's just one of the sailors from the sunk ship survived and stole some of their fish

>>211678587
Thank you, time well saved.

>>211677785
It does something very specific when the infected are killed that you're either going to love or absolutely hate by the end of the film, but it could really only be done with that kind of camera set up. It's unique, I'll say that much.

>>211659763 (OP)
I love Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

>>211671270
for me it's The Prowler

>>211670178
I think it's The Howling. As far as werewolves go, they're tied equal to me. I like the big bunny ears, and the gigawolf.

So, did he fuck her?

>>211679715
signs point to yes

>>211674380
>AWIL werewolf
>It's just a doggo
>Italian werewolf
>it's just a dago

>>211676496
Dracula Dead and Loving It

>>211676496
Army of Darkness

>>211676496
Freddy vs Jason

Marshmallow is a solid 8/10 for the first two acts and then a 6/10 finale... I guess that makes it what a 7 overall?

>>211676496
>Shaun of the Dead
>Army of Darkness
>Scream
The holy trinity for sure

>>211676496
black sheep and poultrygeist are a great back to back combo

>>211676496
shaun of the dead, tucker and dale, guinea pig 2

>>211676496
Little Shop of Horrors
Phantom of the Paradise
Army of Darkness
Class of Nuke ’Em High
Toxic Avenger
Dead Heat

>>211674261
I found that 9 out of 10 anons think this movie and Bloodlust are the one and the same for some reason.

https://youtu.be/lTWY11J9Z3o?si=3EotFQrKf3iO6I_m
love are hoffy

>>211681807
Most people think only bloodlust exists

>>211663728
Prom Night II for me. Poltergeist III is a guilty pleasure.

>>211674380
You should find a hairy Italian/French girl so you have werewolf kids.

>>211676496
Phantom of the Paradise, hands down.

>>211659763 (OP)
It’s really good.
Anons said the plot didn’t make sense but I think they didn’t realise that it’s an exploration of grief and possessiveness, not necessarily “evil incarnate” — the antagonist is a confused and flawed and vulnerable person driven to madness by grief and guilt. But that’s what ultimately saves her from committing the same act she blames herself for.

>>211683325
how pozzed is it?

>>211683362
Not really, it even explores how manipulative women will abuse images of frailty and masculinity to get what they want. The main antagonist tries to falsely accuse a teenage boy of hitting women and being a testosterone ridden “man” despite hitting the said child herself. It’s fairly anti-feminist in the #MeToo sense. The blind main actress is a natural talent and her being Asian isn’t all that important; she’s just naturally good at acting and she was found through a talent call that her mom saw online.

>>211683422
okay, I'll give it a try

Sophie Thatcher sexarse

>>211670178
>>211670599
The Company of Wolves has a kino transformation scene.

>>211676496
Scream
Gremlins
Tucker and Dale

>>211684254
Plus Sarah Patterson is cute in it. What more could you ask for?

>>211663728
I haven't seen The Bride, so I'd probably go with that.

>>211684530
Based

Doctorrrr I need a new braaaain

>>211673772
These were post going to prison for child rape but then the next two were straight to dvd trash suddenly the industry got a conscious years after the fact

Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

>>211687015
Cuck and Cuck*

>>211684254
>>211684530
>>211685299
That's one of my leftovers from last october, gonna watch it this year.

>>211687015
Both of them have had so much work done that they look like ventriloquist dummies. You must have a thing for creepy smiles and dead soulless eyes.

I overdosed on horror and now think it's stale and rehashed shit

What movie should I watch to recover

>>211688436
howard the duck

>horror comedy body horror slasher gore action sci-fi tokusatsu parody anthology
Certified kino.

>>211688352
Enjoy

>At a secluded summer camp, timid and introverted 12-year-old Morgan is thrust into a waking nightmare when a once-fabled campfire tale becomes real. As a mysterious figure descends upon the camp, Morgan and his newfound friends must embark on a treacherous journey and uncover a sinister reality buried beneath the surface.
Has anyone seen this? The poster & description makes it sound like it should be kino.

>>211689483
I've heard it's good but that you shouldn't go in expecting an actual slasher like it makes it seem.

>>211689527
Guess I'll pirate it and give it a shot when I can. Already planned on watching a tv show, but if it sucks, I'll throw it on tomorrow instead.

>>211689649
I'll probably check it out someday soon as well, it looks promising.

>>211690429
>Marshmallow 2025 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP 5.1 H.264-KL
For you or others that want to search for it. That's the release I know of. It's also already up on 456 for people that want to stream it. For the weirdos, DDL sites have it as well.

>>211690639
>>211690429
you can find a lama rip of it on magnetdl

Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix.

Thoughts /hor/?

>>211690639
Based

>>211690924
They had sex with me later that day, i also showed them your posts and they laughed at you and called you pathetic.

>>211691007
>having sex with women
That's pretty gay and gross

>>211690924
You are so fucking annoying man.

This wasn't horrible. Sort of reminiscent of The Untamed.

>>211691261
>What is pod people, but it happens from having sex with an alien creature?
I love pod people type plots. They just do something for me.

how connected are 28 zombie movies? I want to try weeks and years but days are literally unwatchable to me

>>211677603
>>211677632
don't root abos mate

>>211689483
>tropey/generic 80s-inspired-but-modern horror movie

doubt

>>211692618
It's not an 80s slasher, it's some evil scientist movie iirc.

Me after flying to Japan to find a ghost girlfriend

>>211689483
Someone spoil this shit. I don't wanna watch it, but I want to know what the retarded LE TWIST is.

>>211693294
I'd make her insides white too, if you know what I mean.

>>211693396
Does she enjoy the company of white men?

>>211693634
All Asian girls do.

>>211683325
Shill please leave. An “exploration of grief” has been played out for a decade already.

>>211683362
>pozzed
what else? Political correctness? Cuck? SJW? What year is this?

>>211693734
Based.

>>211693788
Incredibly cringe poster too.

>Diane Kruger

still would

>>211693294
maybe you'll find one next time

More Halloween kino?
https://www.fangoria.com/jeremy-saulnier-a24-october/

>>211695409
that show changes directors more often than i change my underwear

>>211695584
You're supposed to change your underwear?

>>211694770
Even with missing pieces, I would.

>>211694346
You literally just keep coming back like an unkillable cockroach kek

/hor/ is slow right now so check sharty if you want a little entertainment.

Zaat is perfect for hot nights where your brain doesn't work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjKux47PX8w

How do you like em?

>>211699008
Middle.

>>211699008
In triplicate

28 years later was a pile of shit.
there, i saved you the price of a cinema ticket.

>>211692176
28 weeks is non canon.
28 days is the better movie.
they arent connected outside of happening both in london / the uk.

>>211700409

>>211691261
>What starts out as a weekend away in a remote luxury villa, turns into a tale of horror, death and alien invasion.
Interesting.

>>211698773
He's enjoying his vacation.

>>211700500
How long did he even make it this time? A week?

>>211693788
>exploration of grief
they're still pumping these out as well, not sure anything makes my eyes roll harder

>>211698447
>chasing cute japanese girls around the countryside
I need to write a film so I can do this.

>>211699008
You forgot the hitler moustache of fangs

>>211701846
Wouldn't take much money, honestly. Japan is filled with empty areas, and there are plenty of failed idols that would like an acting chance.

>>211700842
Hopefully we can get him to go away forever.

>>211700216
Last time I went to the cinema, a black guy fisted my urethra. Not going again.

>>211700216
It's not a fun film but it does have some amazing parts that made me wish it was a fun film.

kek, back in high school, I searched the internet high and low for this particular horror anime.
It was only available on a flash-based site, no mirrors, no nothing. Damn this couldn't be found anywhere. This went on for a couple years.
2025, I see someone posting a horror compilation called "All the Haunts Be Ours" on a torrent site. Shit looked interesting, so I downloaded it.
By pure coincidence, one of the short films turned out to be that old horror anime.

>>211673078
https://youtu.be/KYLFEReJ_YY?t=903

>>211703073
the only part of that worth watching

>>211702333
the second the pregnant zombie showed up the film jumped the shark, i sepcially hated the ending

>>211702009
I would want nothing more than that.

>>211703759
Yeah it felt like two films having a car crash. It's a Crossed-style comic book film desperately trying to maintain the maudlin element of the series. And both have their ups and downs.
I sighed as soon as it turned into an escort mission. But the whole plot makes no fucking sense at all and is basically capeshit. Alex Garland is a retard.

>>211677785
It's a bullet time rig. Look them up, it's what they shot the Matrix with. I've shot some racing commercials with them, they're pretty niche but provide some cool shots.

90s horror is good and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>211703575
It's wasn't as disappointing as Dollman vs Demonic Toys though

>>211704370
kek the only highlight of that is Baby Oopsie molesting the blonde as well. I need to see the full length Baby film some time.

>>211681111
>>211689483
I watched this
>>211689527
>>211692618
>>211693379
The child acting is surprisingly excellent. Like they actually mog the adults. It starts a bit slow (beyond a wtf opening sequence), and takes probably about 30-40 to get going. It always sort of flirts with the concept and presents itself as a slasher, but it isn't one. It's a camp where they build and reprogram clones of dead children so they can eventually send them back to their grieving parents. But there are issues with the programming that they can't control it seems. The twist is pretty awkward because it becomes very apparent that the adults are all "in on it" together about halfway through the movie, but then they have to do this huge information exposition dump at the end to get the viewer up to speed on what everyone's motivations are and what the actual storyline is.... the ending is rather retarded with the kids turning evil
There's also this weird aesthetic where it is graded and shot and designed like it's an 80s film but they are using tablets and smartphones etc...

>>211704485
Not those anons but thanks for spoiling it because I think the retarded ending is going to save it for me. The trailer puts me off every time I see it

>>211694770
did this film actually come out?

it's pretty good

>>211704032
>Alex Garland is a retard.
he actually has a pretty decent writing credit when you look at his filmography, however 28 years seems very polarising.
you either really like it or think its a pile of garbage, ive seen no midling reception amongst the reviews ive read.

>>211705358
>Dredd
>Sunshine
I'll give him these. Several of his others make my most hated films list. He has severe daddy issues or some shit, his films invariably have a men = bad plot.

>>211705358
I would be very embarrassed to say I wrote any of those, all bad scripts

>>211705988
nah, dredd kicks ass

>>211704465
I watched Jack-Attack, it was okay, but haven't seen Baby Oopsie. I just looked up the Baby Oopsie movie, and I know the main actress in it. That's crazy. I haven't talked to her in like 15 years, she had a YouTube channel that went viral and she started doing stand up comedy. Apparently she's in Baby Oopsie...

>>211706315
kek I've seen that vid.

>>211705358
Men is the only one here that you could legitimately call awful.

>>211706661
I know her ex-husband. I haven't talked to her since they got divorced. He would always tell me, 'yeah, my wife makes these YouTube videos.' I never imagined they would actually end up getting popular.

>>211705358
>Never Let Me Go
Always had a soft spot for this one.
>Dredd
Didn't even know he was the actual director for this. Based.
>Ex Machina
I saw this like ten years ago but I don't remember a thing from it. Must be overrated.
>Annihilation
Color Out of Space did it way better but I did like the scene where the mutated bear mimics a victim's cry shortly after killing them to trick Black Swan and Tessa Thompson.
>Men
I thought this was pretty stupid but seeing it in theaters while tripping was definitely worth it for that crazy-ass sequence at the end.
>Civil War
Pretty good.
>Warfare
Even better.

>>211707329
He wasn't the director for Dredd, Pete Travis was. But Garland produced it and was closely involved since he obviously wanted to move in the director direction.

>>211708156
He actually shadow directed according to all the rumours. Heavy reshoots etc, but Travis is effectively attached in name alone.
>>211707329
>I saw this like ten years ago... Must be overrated.
Lol, lmao even.
>after killing them to trick Black Swan and Tessa Thompson.
So you can remember Tessa Thompson's name but not Natalie Portman's.....
>while tripping was definitely worth it for that crazy-ass sequence
Yeahhh you probably have the most worthless opinions in this thread

>>211707329
I liked Annihilation more on a rewatch but I’m not a massive fan either. I don’t think colour out of space is a wrong comparison but it’s not exactly the same story and the perspective is way different and more investigative building on stuff like mothman prophecies (broadly high strangeness and ultra terrestrial stuff)

>>211698447
kinography name

>>211709153
Annihilation was full of CGI slop and watching le diverse cast of women pretend to be a commando squad was laughable. Nothing inspired any joy in me in that film, maybe the silver surfer for a moment once all the annoying characters had died off.

His House (2020), /hor/ approved?

>>211689483
>>211704751
Yeah it turned out fun, watched it on spoiler anons spoiler. Recommend to fans of Boarding School for its kids v adults fighting action and vice versa

>>211709920
>"His House" is an absolute masterpiece that delves deep into the harrowing journey of migrants seeking refuge in a new country.
>One of the most compelling aspects of "His House" is its exploration of PTSD and the psychological toll of surviving trauma.

>>211700268
28 days was woke so worst by default.

>>211709587
Don't forget the interracial couple.

>horror movie ends
>thunderstorm begins
Nature is my friend and I can't wait for it to kill us all

>>211711995
truth cam nvke

>>211712051
>horror movie ends
>nu-metal begins
OH WAH AH AH AH

>>211712301
>"horror" movie begins
>has nu-metal soundtrack

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO /film/

>>211712855
In fact, she awoke from her grave because she liked nu-metal so much.

>>211712855
I've never seen this one, worth a watch?

anything good come out recently that isn't garbagio

>>211713307

>>211713107
I saw it when it first came out and liked it. I re-watched it last year and it's okay. It's an Anne Rice vampire movie adapted from The Vampire Chronicles, same book as Interview. The thing I found most awkward re-watching it is that Johnathan Davis from Korn did all the vocals, but his voice really does not match well with the lead actor.

>>211713526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7yPQVkHb68&list=RDQ7yPQVkHb68&start_radio=1

>>211708588
>So you can remember Tessa Thompson's name but not Natalie Portman's.....
Of course I know Portman is, dummy. I called her Black Swan on purpose.
>Yeahhh you probably have the most worthless opinions in this thread
Yeahhh you're just asshurt I don't love Ex Machina

>>211709153
I haven't seen it since it played in theaters. And you're right, it doesn’t have the same story but it's still a fair comparison.

>>211714018
know who*

>>211709587
They’re not a commando squad they’re just normal women who get sent in because they want to see what happens if a group of only women go into the zone

>>211712876
Are there /hor/ posters on /film/ but no /film/ posters on /hor/? The fuck

>>211712876
>>211714347
I'm here, no idea, doesn't seem like it was on page 10 or anything and i don't recall anything that could result in mods nuking a thread being posted. Weird.

>>211712876
Probably too much arguing these past days. I asked about Satantango and was surprised to see it archived early.

>>211714347
There's at least three of us!

>>211714685
>Satantango
What did you ask?
>>211714347
/hor/ talks about movies more, /film/ sucks most of the time

>>211715014
Yeah but /film/ talks about more interesting movies when they do talk about it.

>>211715224
Idk best recs I got from /film/ were all /hor/

>>211715283
Well, were you asking for horror?

>>211715323
Nah just following the pretty pictures

>>211715379
Based.

>>211715014
>What did you ask?
>>211708320

>>211715283
What were some of the recs you got?

>>211716000
>it adapted right down to the fucking word or is every scene drawn out to ridiculous lengths?
The latter.
László Krasznahorkai's writing style is one big stream-of-consciousness also, it's impossible to translate 1:1 to the screen.

>>211713307
The Ugly Stepsister

how are the exorcist prequels/sequels/spinoffs/etc

>>211716000
It's not 1:1 like >>211716323 says, but they did collaborate to make it as 1:1 as it could be. It's not drawn out to ridiculous lengths though. For example it's not anywhere near being real time, but it is meant to give you a sense of waiting anxiously for something that probably isn't coming in the next twenty minutes, even though it was due ten days ago and could come any time. You need long enough before the punchline hits for it to work
>>211716000
Femina Ridens in particular I remember thinking, I need to see the context of that statue. Idk if it was pic related exactly, but it was the vagina dentata sculpture (without the skellington).
>>211717881
I watched The Eerie Midnight Horror Show (aka The Sexorcist) the other night, it's not good but worth it because a life size jesus comes off the crucifix to replace the solo crucifix scene in the original kek

>>211717728
Looks like garbage

>>211718142
Forgot pic

>>211717881
The Exorcist III is one of the best horror movies ever made on some levels (cinematography, directing, acting). That's not to say it's one of my favorite horror movies, but you should really watch it if you haven't.

>>211713307
Damn, good AND not garbage? I can't think of one that fits both criteria

>>211717881
Exorcist II is a B-movie, from what I understand. There's a really funny clip of William Friedkin talking about it. I've heard good things about the third film though.

Anyway, I'm back to /film/. Enjoyed the momentary /hor/ sojourn.

the next watch

>>211718236
George C. Scott is always good but Brad Dourif is incredible

>>211718325
>Brad Dourif is incredible
Yeah, I think Exorcist 3 is one of his best. It came out right after Child's Play, and there is that child play reference in there which is cheesy, but I won't hold it against it. I mean, we also get angel Fabio.

>>211718312
I found it bad, confusing, but I understand that cosmic power is mostly miss than hit.

>>211716000
You told me you're not into slow cinema, you're not gonna be into Tarr.

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>>211718510
He always is, seriously, in every performance no matter how small the part he completely takes over his screen time, amazing actor. It's not /hor/ but i strongly recommend Wise Blood (1979), a very underrated John Huston film with the rare Brad Douriff starring role.

>>211718312
I thought this one was decent. At least a decent follow up film.

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>>211662794
that 20 minutes of Fire in the Sky.

>>211714141
I don't really care for their excuse, it's clearly the same female ghostbusters squad idea.

>>211673994
They say they like the twist at the end.

>>211718325

Not in Exorcist III he (Scott) wasn't. Scott was HORRIBLY miscast in the role, spending half his time randomly screaming for no reason and the other half being a prop watching other actors do crime scene work. Scott's performance is the worst thing about the film. I don't dispute Dourif being Dourif, of course.

It wasn't really Scott's fault, don't misunderstand. He just wasn't the guy for the role, and a discerning eye can tell. The character has none of the quiet subtlety of Lee J. Cobb's portrayal, which centered on Friedkin's own personal favorite scene in his own original film: when the detective is sweetly and quietly turning the screwss on the poor mother. Scott is best employed as a brash and overtly masculine type with notes of humor (Dr. Strangelove, Patton), but these qualities are exactly why he was miscast in the third exorcist film.

All these considerations give rise to legit questions about the casting process for the third film, especially since the original author directed it. Apparently, Scott "signed up", maybe inviting himself into the production. It was produced on a shoestring (11M, even in early 1990s money) it seems.

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>>211718142
Thanks guys, I appreciate the responses. I will try watching it one day soon enough.
>Femina Ridens
Just added to my watchlist.

>>211719121
You're right. I watched Hagazussa recently and really liked it but that's not slow cinema, just slow burn. I was mostly curious since I read about Satantango's production a week or two back.

>>211718312
This one's pretty good. They don't deliver much on cosmic horror so don't get misled by the opening Lovecraft quote. I saw it shortly after Color Out of Space though so I probably just went in with the wrong expectations.

>>211709153
annihilation was for all purposes a western remake of stalker

>>211720630
Explains why it was bad.
I didn't like the Solaris remake either, but I hate Clooney.

>>211719785
It's the most generic "twist" possible.

The only thing I can think is, maybe if you saw it in theaters in actual 3D, that may have been a unique and interesting experience. The movie itself, watched in 2D at home, is total dog shit. Ugly visuals, bad plot, cringe script. Dumber than the dumbest "dumb teen horror movie."

>>211659763 (OP)
Is this the movie where the fish people rape women?

>>211722304
Yep

What were they thinking?

>>211722304
frogs are almost a fish

An anon recommend watching this recently. Putting it on now.

>>211722694
haven't seen it, but Tiny Tim is pretty creepy

Holy MOLY kino. I think the first one is more atmospheric, but this has a better story, characters, and some great animation

>>211724792
I have a soft spot for the first one over Bloodlust, I like the "I'll even let you have your way with me!!" setup. But they're both great.
It's most impressive that the Japs created one of the best interpretations of a european gothic story.

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>>211724792
I went and saw the first VHD at a kinoplex a couple months ago. First time I went to a movie in years. First time I went to a cinema alone. It was pretty good but 50 fucking dollars for some popcorn, candy, soda and a ticket is a bit much.

I had heard about how baffling the ending of 28 Years Later was but I wasn't prepared for a cult of acrobatic fighters that all dress like Jimmy Saville.

>>211725026
>I have a soft spot for the first one over Bloodlust, I like the "I'll even let you have your way with me!!" setup. But they're both great.
I'll probably end up rewatching the first one more over time. It's got an older, simpler style to it, which is the kind of movie I like to put on at night when I'm falling asleep
>>211725140
>50 fucking dollars for some popcorn, candy, soda and a ticket is a bit much.
They really fuck you with the lobby snacks. When I go to the movies, I just sneak in some whiskey

>>211720241
Have you seen any Monteiro? He's the slow cinema for people who don't like slow cinema, his films are filled with humour and dialogue. Watch the God trilogy, i think you would love that character.

>>211725140
> 50 fucking dollars for some popcorn, candy, soda and a ticket is a bit much.
Yeah it's wild. I feel like a lot of people don't know the prices and they get them because they're like fuck I'm too embarassed to say I don't want it now.
On the way out of the cinema last night I saw a "large popcorn" that had like 90% of it left as well kek because they're so fucking big.

>>211725219
By the end it was like, ok fuck why not the film is already stupid as fuck.
There was one shot where a guy does a ninja capeshit flip that was too far even for that though.

>>211725300
>I just sneak in some whiskey
interesting. Sounds easier than food anyway.

I fingered Sophie Thatcher behind a Taco Bell last night

>>211726309
Join the club

>>211726309
what really happened

>>211726380
Why does she run funny

>>211726423
she's made for walking

>>211726309
Lies, she was with me the whole night.

>>211709253
Love Will Tear Us Apart

>>211710011
>Boarding School
Now I want to watch Marshmallow even more since I liked that movie.

any anons end up seeing this?

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https://youtu.be/H6Lzpz-Emhs

The Night Flier was primo comfy tv style horror, thanks to the anon who rec'd it.
They also rec'd Campfire Tales (1997) so going to watch that sometime as well.

Anyone here seen history of the occult?
It seems like Late Night with the Devil just copied it but I haven't seen it yet

Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix.

Thoughts /hor/?

>>211729552
sounds interesting, I'll check it out

>>211729601
if you pause you can almost see down her top

>>211689015
Title?

finished watching the last Devilman OVA. very edgy.

>>211731431
Smoking Causes Coughing

new thread coming up

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