Thread 211671657

>Pan.....
>Nice 'n Hot

>>211671817
Is this what the kids are calling GordySlop?

>>211671657 (OP)
oil in the pan, pan in my ass. rustic.

gordon was a hero of mine as a kid and then he literally fucking gusteau'd HIMSELF and now i see his bulldog, bogged out face on overpriced microwavable dinners at fucking walmart. so embarrassing. even when i was younger i knew he was a total prat and a bit of a diva but if i'd known how far he'd stoop i would have just ran with jamie fucking oliver lmao

>>211671817
>>211671855
>>211671896
>>211671937
>>211671980

Based Ramsay Enjoyer

>>211672023
Why was he acting like such a fucking faggot here?

>>211672331
this actual dogshit is like 5-6 bucks by the way. it's more expensive than literally every other microwavable meal available, at least in my area. it's not even like the macros or the ingredient quality is any better, it's all complete slop and that's saying something for a microwave fucking dinner

how many bongs until he croaks?

>>211672124
It's not the burger height. The top one has the patty hanging outside the bun.

>>211672607
i fucking love post-apoc pictures like this. every single element of it is so disgusting my brain has trouble even processing it. we live in a wonderful era for abstract, existential horror

>>211672765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1ywYBK7eZI&t=30s

Why is he so turned on by that little goat fella?

>>211672607
>Ugly mixed race couple cavorts over frozen foods for your extremely mild amusement while a millionaire sell out watches on

>>211672801
Grim.

>>211672461
I'm going to try it now

>>211672056
Didn't Jamie Oliver write a childrens book & people freaked the fuck out about there being no black character? Last time i heard his name was this drama

>>211673053 (me)
I'm trans btw

>>211673100
haven't heard about that but i hope he stuck to his guns on keeping his book a no nigger zone. what made me dislike oliver was years and years back when he tried to trick children into thinking chicken nuggets were made with tubby custard. he literally showed them a fake video and lied to their faces. like why not tell them how they ACTUALLY make chicken nuggets? it's way worse. he was also just a huge dick to those kids and that was on camera, and the whole thing was his idea anyway, so i can only assume he's a unbelievable faggot in real life. kind of seems like they all are, gordon, jamie, marco, that negroni jew that necked himself - you either cook fucking food or you're some fugazi food celebrity, there is no in-between

>>211673224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKwL5G5HbGA
the kids btfo him by saying they still want to eat the slop nuggets and he cries about it

cheap nuggets are actually made like this

>>211673329
What a retard, you use the carcass to make chicken stock

>>211671896
>Grease pouring out with one bite
I'm sure it tastes good but what the fuck Gordon this burger would be impossible to eat without turning into a slob. Not every ingredient should be cooked in tablespoons worth of butter

>>211673329
maybe i'm thinking of another time he's tried to pull this bullshit then because i swear to god he used that tubby custard video at one point

i do fucking hate this video though. what an irresponsible faggot and what a greasy, showy, biased cunt for slamming that knife down on the chicken to scare the kids - waggling the scrapped carcass in their face. all that underhanded effort to make them agree with him out of fear and they still don't take his side

>>211671855
If someone presents cherry tomatoes like that I will throw them at them. Tomatoes are meant to be chopped up and cooked as part of the dish, like a sauce, not eaten like they are fucking grapes.

>>211672855
Frito pie isn't supposed to look like you vomited into the bag...

>>211671775
>cheese, nice and cold
>mmh... thats lovely

>>211673447
I counted 6 tablespoons of butter being added for that burger, there's eight tablespoons in a butter stick, wtf Gordon?
You can debate whether or not all of those butter pieces where a full tablespoon or not, but either way the sick bastard clearly used have a stick of butter for one burger, 3/4 of a stick on the high end. It's like he is trying to kill the viewer with heart disease at this point.

>>211674023
alright baby mummy wont put cherry tomatoes on your big boy dinner plate

>>211672124
Acting?

>>211674023
if they're a good quality and you put some flaky salt on them they're yummy yums raw. but i also like to drink the brine from olive and pepperoncini jars so maybe i'm just more feral than you

>>211674395
>i also like to drink the brine from olive and pepperoncini jars

That CANNOT be good for you...

>>211671657 (OP)
He has never made anything that looks appetizing to me. Even something as simple as scrambled eggs he makes look watery, mushy and gross.

>>211674395
>drink the brine from olive and pepperoncini jars
I hope you where abused as a child. Surely there is an excuse to justify this behavior.

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>>211674565
you put olive brine in a dirty martini

>>211672056
It's pretty grim to watch. He's literally turned himself into the "Chef Boyardee" of our time. In a generation he will be dead, but his ugly mug will live on, plastered on these cheap frozen Gordy meals. People won't even realize "chef Ramsey" was ever a real person, not just a dumb ad character
I wondered how much he gets $$$$ to sell out, we'd all do it too if we're honest.

>>211674395
I'd totally be with you if it was the sweet n sour pickle brine, but
>olive brine
fucking hell man

>>211675630
>That'll be 29.99 plus tip

>>211671896
I used to be a retard who thought it was better to put way too much shit on a burger, now I just want a nicely seasoned patty, some cheese, and at most 2 sauces. Slapping an egg, a hash brown, half an onion, 3 tomato slices, and some lettuce on there just makes it annoying to eat and it doesn't taste any better. I stopped eating burgers at restaurants because they always overload it with some random nonsense so they can charge 50% more for what is by far the easiest meal on the menu to make

>>211671657 (OP)
>Ya Mutha
>Thick Bird
>Spread the legs
>Deep thrust
>...Fookin' 'ell

>>211671980
White jeet

>>211676214
For me it's
>patty
>a slice of cheese
>a few slices of raw onions
>some sliced tomato
>mayo
Makes a pretty god-tier burgah

>>211677246
do people seriously eat noodles made by some bitch with socks on STOMPING on the dough? surely, SURELY... she can do it with a machine. her hands. literally anything but her disgusting sock covered feet? absolutely fucking disgusting. every third noodle probably has a small hair or piece of lint cooked into it. never thought i'd see actual thirdie shit out of japan like this

and no it's not fucking hot. that's coming from a footfag. the only foodstuff women are allowed to touch with their feet should be smashing grapes into wine - and that's ONLY because it ultimately becomes ALCOHOL and it would otherwise be impossible for some sort of nasty bacteria to flourish

>>211677394
The fuzz would be my major turnoff, but it's not really any worse than smashing grapes. The noodles go into boiling water anyway which also sterilizes everything.

>>211677394
Wouldn't surprise me if there's an idol cafe that advertises how whichever girl you choose will stomp your noodles for you

>>211677450
they smash grapes with their bare, washed feet and then all of that slurry just gets strained over and over anyways. this chick is wearing SOCKS and stepping into and folding over all the shit on those socks into the dough, the solid dough that becomes the noodles. that stuff isn't getting boiled out and the chances of pulling a hair out of your mouth is high. sure it may be "clean" because of the boiling but the problem is physical contaminants

again, for the freaks waiting in the wings to go "BUT THAT WOULD BE SO SEXY" i am not talking about some galadriel-tier pube falling from her sino pussy and landing into your meal. i'm talking about a dog/cat hair or just some gross shit hair that's blown in and gotten trapped into the weave of her socks. why she keeps her socks on and why they allow her to do this is beyond me - i thought japan had strict health and safety standards for food

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>>211674432
>>211674565
I also drink the olive can brine.
What's wrong with it?

>>211677665
Nothing. They're wusses. I drink salmon brine and there's shitloads of good stuff in it to outweigh the salt content.

>>211671896
>>211673447
its meant to be eaten with greasy hands and mopped up after with some bread

>>211677394
>>211677536
Is this a bot?

i didn't make gordon cry. he made himself cry. that was his choice to cry.

>>211671817
Just like in the scouts.

>>211674023
>Tomatoes are meant to be chopped up and cooked as part of the dish
They've been grilled on the vine. They're nice like that but they need salt. I personally like them halved then grilled. More surface area that picks up a nice bit of maillard plus easier to salt. Salt makes tomatoes pop and they need it imo.

>>211671855
i would have an autistic meltdown if i was served this at a restaurant. that plate's being hurled at a wall and i'm just gonna start screaming

>>211671855
eggs like these are great if you, you know, actually cook them long enough. Also you need to use a fucking whisk, look at all the uneven lumps of curd in the otherwise completely liquid egg, you want it to cook evenly until it's thickened to something that'll stand on a piece of toast. Had scrambled eggs like that for breakfast in fact, it's not hard to do.

>>211673224
it's why guy fieri is still held in the same esteem. he never claimed to be anything other than mr flavourtown, he was never a lecturing know-it-all or a rage monkey like bourdain/oliver or marco/ramsey. he just wants people to enjoy tasty food

>>211672705
Why are they even acting like this is impressive? You don't carve a chicken by fucking looking at it you go by the feel of your knife hitting the bones.

>>211680746
gordon takes absolutely any opportunity he can to show off to these flyover lemmings as they all compete to see who can pretend to be the most amazed for the camera. masterchef is unwatchable trash that i'd go as far to say is even worse than kitchen nightmares

>>211674395
i chug dill pickle brine when the pickles are gone, i usually have one jar in there of just the juice. nothing rehydrates you faster, it's like gatorade on crack. great for muscle cramps. NHL teams have jars on the bench during games

>>211676214
best burger i ever ate was at a local outfit. i will greentext the composition
>bun
>red pepper relish
>onion rings
>cheese
>patty
>arugula
>house burger sauce
>bun
this burger, when cooked correctly, is my personal GOAT. they called it the "brooklyn burger"

>>211677791
salt is extremely good for you and i'd wager most people dont get enough of it

>>211681009
well, they put added sodium into a fuckload of foods these days, just like sugar.

>>211671775
He was definitely hungover and ill here.

>>211680949
is that one of those rent-a-mansions in turkey?

>>211671896
why the fuck he always uses so much oil or butter? i make steak with onions and i use one spoon of butter

Why are chefs so weird?

>>211683645
>light and sweet
congrats you have made coffee a lifestyle by caring what's added to it and refusing it if it's not sugared the fuck up

I didn't really have a porblem with any of these until he decided to sell fucking frozen tv dinners. I stopped watching him after that

>>211677394
I know, right?
She should be barefoot

>>211672156
Season that cheese.

>>211687588
Cheese doesn't have enough flavor, yeah? Rustic.

>>211672056
You gotta hear his backstory and listen to his interviews. Gordon is all business and a huge family man. He put in alot of work over the years for the food and restaurant industry. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a chef talk bad about Ramsay he’s up there with the greats

>>211687747 (me)
And I'd suck his cock if given the chance

>>211671855
all the sycophants acting like it's the most amazing thing they've ever seen

>>211671855
I absolutely hate the way he makes his scrambled eggs

>>211678410
Knorr stock cubes are unironically my go to. I mean they're only like $1.50 For a box of 8

>>211671855
>1:1 butter to egg ratio
he's a hack

>>211677321
behold my favorite German recipe

>>211672052
Now do chicken nuggets.

>>211672124
usa vs british tv shows. for usa stuff hes yelling and screaming all the time. for british stuff hes just chill.

>>211671775
Why did they keep shooting? They could have done another take.

total AI pajeet death

>>211672331
Do Americans put cheese on everything
Damn

>>211691563
Lactose intolerants will never understand.

>>211692734
cheese is fine to eat for them

>>211691563
It does make just about everything better

>>211672855
>already salty corn chips seasoned with extra salt and pepper
>mixed with eggs, onion flavored dip, and heavy cream
>which were all seasoned with salt and pepper
at this rate how long before gordon starts following the internet chef trend of
>trying every brand name hot dog

>>211680540
You wouldn't be going to restaurants in the first place if you were that autistic, you phony.

>>211677394
Do you not see the plastic on top dumbass?

My little farty chef.

>>211671855
People don't know about French-style scrambled eggs? It's the best way to make them.

I'd like his daughter to make me a big plate of chips and gravy, and then sit on my face.

>>211694540
yeah, that'll definitely help and definitely distracts me from the fact somebody made my food with their fucking feet like some sort of wagon cart peddling street shitter slapping green chunky slop and brown chunkier slop onto fully groped slices of circular bread that is all then toasted in two rusty pieces of sheet metal atop an open oil drum fire. fucking swine

>>211671896
>refuses to give in even when faced with overwhelming odds
cast him

>>211698355
you genuinely need mental help because none of those things you described were in that webm
she's making ramen noodles then putting a broth over it
kneading ramen dough is traditionally done by stomping on it due to the high gluten low water ratio making it incredibly hard to knead by hand so stomping on it is much easier and the preferred method in chinese and japanese noodle making

>>211673329
some youtube commie got so ass blasted by this clip he made a 3 hour video about how calling nuggets a bad food is fascism

>>211671657 (OP)
put it in like at wont do at when you flip at and spin but you dont smell him inside the cupboard what dont open in there out here for five days or summat

>>211697926
for me its the other one

>>211701516
Did Matthew lose his arm?

>>211677246
She should remove the plastic to save the trees or something, then take of her socks for improved flavor!

>>211699960
lol no he didn't
he said Jamie Oliver is a stuck up moron that believes nuggets are inherently bad because they are "poor people food"

>>211671855
>the americans bobbing their head up and down when he adds creme fraiche

kek

>>211680579
God Marco really is the superior chef in every single facet

So the secret to restaurant food.. Is just to have the ingredients and then chuck butter at everything?

>>211699838
>blah blah blah i love tranime
okay... you can have the disgusting foot noodles. i'm going to eat normal, non-insectoid food that human beings made with food-grade steel or their clean hands

>>211680745
yeah i like guy fieri. he gets dunked on constantly by obnoxious pretentious internet faggots but he seems like a genuine goofy guy who likes all kinds of food and has a positive and encouraging attitude towards all the people he interacts with. and ironically despite his big TV "persona" he actually comes across as very authentic and down to earth. unlike other celebrity chefs with their fake smiles and dead eyes. in short i would not want interact with gordon ramsay or bobby flay IRL. but i'd gladly go to a guy fieri cookout

>>211671855
I started making scrambled eggs like this after first seeing this webm and they're unironically delicious. Like way better than rubbery scrambled eggs.

>>211677394
>>211698355
>>211703675
>"waaaah the socks are on the noodles"
>"no they're not"
>"waaaaaah that's not what I said AT ALL here's some more whining about irrelevant shit even though I was wrong, WAAAHHHH"
you're an incel faggot and you were wrong. shut the fuck up you little loser.

>>211708116
>>>>/a/

>>211671775
>Attempt redemption video
>Make an even worse sandwich
>15 ingredients
>Bakes in oven for 5 minutes to get melted cheese
How did this charlatan get famous?

>>211671775
It's a good sammy. Only mutts think all cheese melts at room temperature.

>>211672052
Surely they've made enough money from the cocaine trade to make a less shitty manufacturing process by now? Fucking battery acid?

>>211703983
Guy does a lot of charity work. The Grocery Games show he does donates all the food they use to food pantries

>>211708689 (me)
I'm trans in case you were wondering.

>>211681480
It's his house in Los Angeles, next door to the Beckhams.

>>211704527
Jesus, one of the funniest things I've seen on here in a while.

>>211672089
YOU PIG, YOU DIRTY BRITISH PIG

>>211671855
Sauce pans fine, kinda autistic. Agree with the copious amount of butter. I rather sour cream or Greek yogurt because they have more bite to cut through the richness a bit and make it more palatable for breakfast. Need more doneness, cottage cheese like consistency so it sits up on the toast instead of running off. Salt and pepper after plating.

>>211674260
Butter is better for you than the seedslop mutts slather on everything

>>211672855
kek literal slop

>>211671657 (OP)
Gordon Ramsay is a psychopath. I'm so glad he doesn't have chil-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Ramsay

>Children: 6

I give up on this world

>>211711658
yes and he has to include the little faggots in his youtube videos, disgusting

>>211703590
Two keys to cooking:
>Butter
>Salt
If it doesn't taste good, keep adding them until it does. You are now a master chef.

>>211697926
I hope you die

>>211708701
its all about cost/efficiency/availability
you get the shit they use everywhere for cheap and the drug trade is all about the money

>ctrl f slop
>7 matches
get those numbers up /tv/

>>211711001
No it isn't

>>211677394
someone better not tell this guy how wine was/is made

>>211683624
>made a wasabi slurry
I do this

If anyone knew how much and how often I watch episodes of Hell's Kitchen, they'd try to put me in jail

>>211677246
So do these women only do this for work or are they prostitutes on the side?
Hard to believe someone that cute isnt selling her body, also how much for an hour?

>>211688055

Same. They come out runny and chunky.

>>211712269
You didn’t read past the first sentence or two did you, dillweed…

>>211713794
why are incels like this?

>>211677394
Careful you're gonna wake the foot fetishists

>>211680973
>GOAT brooklyn burgers from the local outfit

>>211712075
I want her to put her big disgusting feet in my face and tell me to start licking

>>211671855
Completely BTFO by /tv/'s official chef Marco Pierre White

>>211672186
>so much fucking salt and butter and spices

i hate him so much what a waste of food

>Indigenous white British child daughters
>Nice and groomed by our nations beloved muslims with zero resistance from white British men because it's illegal

BLIMEY THAT'S LOVELY INNIT?
NATION OF NEUTERED COWARDS

>>211672607
>le seed oils golem face

>>211720512
uncanny..........