Thread 211674483

kino foreshadowing

>>211674483 (OP)
I guess my life isn’t as bad as this guy’s in that moment.

>>211674483 (OP)
Wild that he's also there. There's no reason for that, and in fact he could have become dangerous. There was nothing in his story about leaving and coming back, and this would line up with him removing bodies to dump them.

>>211674510
Most people aren't. He will die in prison. His best hope is the stuff of nightmares, like an Apocalypse that somehow gets him out of jail or the complete fall of civilization.

>>211674640
if you're going to actually literally murder your family it's something you're going to obsessively plan in your head for weeks/months.
He never imagined the cops would be talking to him like 4 fucking hours after he did it. He probably planned every single little detail a thousand times but never once thought about being called home by the cops within hours of doing it.
You could've fried an egg on his head in that moment.

>>211674483 (OP)
Is anal really that good?

>>211674706
He basically had no plan, and he was so low IQ, and had never been held accountable in his life, that he legitimately thought the cops would just shrug their shoulders say "these things happen" and after a few weeks just start his new life with the Anal whore.

He was THAT STUPID.

If you were gonna try something plausible, you'd wiat for the wife to have the kid, then take her out camping, and whoops she slipped and fell over a cliff. Real tragic. You need that plausible deniability, and to have as few bodies as possible. All those kids and the wife and the cancelled pregnancy, add up that even if they were to charge him with the least sentence possible he'd never get out.

He is a simpleton who doesn't think that far ahead, be wary of those as they are unpredictable. The song by the piano guy is too tragic to be catchy.

>>211674483 (OP)
Yes, Chris Watts killed his wife and two young daughters. He jammed his two daughters into an oil tank. They were just small children, but the hole was smaller, so he had to break and mangle their shoulders to get them to fit. However, consider this: They threw chicken nuggets at him. CHICKEN NUGGETS. I can't blame him for doing what he did, can you imagine how demeaning that must have been? His own daughters... Have you ever taken a chicken nugget to the face? If you haven't, shut up now. I have. I've taken a nugget to the face, and it was from a stranger who sought to demean me. Listen, when that greasy, breaded poultry collides with your skin, your world changes. For some, it changes forever. I'm surprised he waited that long to do it to be honest.

>>211674874
I don't think those types are easy to discover, anon. I don't think truly stupid people entertain those thoughts. I think it requires a certain lifestyle, going through life very unaccounted, but with an average life, you go into your 40s having your best years behind you and the clock ticking hard every fucking second: this is it, if I don't live now, then I never will. Some degree of quiet desperation too. It's not as simple as being a simpleton as you put it, at least I dont think so.

>>211674827
>>211674874
He didn't think forward at all, the murder was a spur of the moment choice when she called him out for cheating on her

>>211675049
You are right, anon. Godspeed on your journey.

>You're going to jail
Kino foreshadowing

>>211675237
The indifference hurts, anon.

>>211675217
>He didn't think forward at all, the murder was a spur of the moment choice when she called him out for cheating on her

Nope. He says in some place that he decided it like a week in advance. He just lacks foresight and naively assumed that he could just use his aw shucks persona to trick the cops.

If it was a crime of passion during a fight: why kill the daughters too? He wanted a clean slate with his new ass wife.

>>211675247
>he goes to a grave, they go to jail

>>211675315
We are all going to make it. Look up volition by disco elysium.

>>211675341
even if him and his anal princess got away with it he'd be sick of her by now too. no woman is worth this much strife

>>211675408
His old wife he killed likely did have NPD, and was a huge pain in the ass. He may very well have just lived a normal ass boring life with a normal ass woman.

>>211674694
Prison isn't that bad. The worst thing that's happened to him in there is being converted into a Christfag.

>>211674694
>an Apocalypse that somehow gets him out of jail or the complete fall of civilization
Feel like these are more likely to leave prisoners trapped and dead of dehydration than to set them free

>>211675406
OK.

>>211675341
>He says in some place that he decided it like a week in advance.
Yeah, it's totally possible he considered the idea well in advance, but his later interviews while in prison indicate that the actual go-decision happened impulsively
>If it was a crime of passion during a fight: why kill the daughters too?
According to him, they were woken up by the struggle and ran in to their bedroom. At that point he had two witnesses and decided to go all-in

>>211674483 (OP)
this immediately switches to one of the most bizarrely synchronous moments of all time
>tv changes to an image of a baby
>then a heart that breaks
>then a fucking oil spill
>then a skull pops out of the oil
>all after he killed his little girls and shoved the corpses into oil barrels

its like the universe itself said fuck this guy

>>211675577
Edgetard

>>211676591
Carl Jung and synchronicity. If one were spiritual they could attach some meaning to that.

>>211676684
Here's the meaning: he's a fucking retard.

>>211674483 (OP)
>Yeah... I was just shocked that she disappeared with those kids. I could barrel-y believe it.

>>211676591
agree this is one of the craziest coincidences I have seen

Tyler Cassidy has a dark song about this but I can't tell if he understands how hurtful and tasteless it is or if he struggling to deal with the tragedy.

his smile and optimism, restored

>>211674887
His own fault for not leaving butt plugs and dildos for them to throw at his pleasure. His cruelty made them improvise

>>211675341
Can /tv/ crowdsource and brainstorm the perfect crime, then get away with it? Bring too harsh on promising young man Watts here.

he is a monster

>>211675408
that looks like Adam from yourmoviesucks

>>211675217
>the murder was a spur of the moment choice when she called him out for cheating on her
>>211675341
>he decided it like a week in advance
which one is it
Ive heard like 4 different versions
the one I liked the most is the one where the wife kills the kids and chris kills her in righteous anger

>>211677350
holy kek

>>211674706
>He probably planned every single little detail a thousand times
I know this is low effort bait, but In his google searches he was looking for the nearest volcano to dispose of the bodies. He was cartoonishly simple minded.

>>211674759


>>211675398
Did they? I didn't follow up on that shit.
>>211676591
I have not seen it, link the video.

>>211674874
chocolate rain?

>>211674483 (OP)
I KNOW YOUR MOTIVES INSIDE
DESCISIONS TO HIDE
AAAAAAH

>>211679529
>but In his google searches he was looking for the nearest volcano to dispose of the bodies
ok someone has to fucking meme this

>>211678841
Everyone’s too low iq to get this one.

>>211675247
>the father takes the punishment so that the son can go free

Pure kino

>>211679642
they need to link up

>>211679601
Tyler cassidey

>>211679705
I don't know that one. Is it about the Vegas shooter?

I hope he gets his arsehole shredded by big Louie the black mute. Fucking piece of shit. Cheat on your wife and fuck off - don't kill her or your own kids. Fucking idiot.

>>211679963
Yep. That news report is from many months before the event. There was also another one on I think another news station that foreshadowed the event even more closely but it was too obvious so they completely removed it from the internet. Can’t find it anywhere. But I member it clearly.

>>211674706
>friends of Sha-na-na become suspicious and call the police because she hasn’t posted on Facebook in over six hours
For how messed up the entire story is, every little detail is way too fucking hilarious. Well, either that or terrifying
https://youtu.be/FNauBvH_sM4?si=cdLmLb5HHmOAuazu

>>211677042
>hurtful and tasteless
I usually bash people endlessly for constantly describing everything they don’t agree with as “Reddit” but in this case you really sound like the kind of faggot they would welcome with open arms.

>>211680091
what the fuck is that laugh?

>>211679506
STAYVEN

Was Chris a bigger dumbass than STAYVUN?

>>211674483 (OP)
he should've been convicted for the little girls deaths only. Killing that emasculating and unpleasant bitch of a wife was a huge favor to the whole world

>>211683791
Yeah easily.
Stephen goofed on camera but he kept his mouth shut after that at least.

>>211683232
i don't know....