>>211678085Dats ow dey get you. I wos mindin' me own business dis one time Nigel Farage came on BBC news an I didn't go out to my doorstep an' bang saucepan with a wooden spoon like in Covid. Cos I wos drinking a cup of tea. Next fink I knows my 'owse was Swarming with bizzies, Five-oh and coppahs!
Took me to a cell an' made me do a re-education course over 5 weeks about how Farage is the best.
Not seen my wife since, guessing she has been raped an' murdered by the Met Police, but what can you do eh? Fings will be different when our Nige is in charge, they told me on the course.