ITT: Characters that we are told are hot but are actually mid.

>>211679289 (OP)
Rachel from friends

Do they ever actually say or act like Leia is hot? Because I really don’t recall it even happening.

>>211679289 (OP)
It's an Elaine situation where her face is technically not that amazing but her whole aura and personality is hot as fuck

>>211679340
Luke says she's beautiful when he first sees her hologram in A New Hope.

>>211679380
a 6/10 on alderaan is a 10/10 on tatooine.

that ugly chick from alien ripley or something

Anyone Eva Green plays

>>211679380
He also knows basically no other women

>>211679289 (OP)
Cute enough.
>>211679309
Butter face. But that body was top tier.
>>211679347
Pretty cute.
>>211679435
Fair assessment.
>>211679446
She was fair. Definitely niche, but not unattractive. Except her lack of ass, but missionary and a pillow compensates for that.

>>211679289 (OP)
makes sense considering you get bombarded with stuff like this literally all day long, so now the thresholds shifted, but back then it was different

>>211679495
Uber butter face.

>>211679535
He knew one chick at Tosche Station who called him "Wormy" and bullied him.

Hermione.

female

elle fanning
jennifer lawrence
amy adams

male

jeff goldblum
adrien brody

>>211679289 (OP)
She looked good when she still had a little weight but she bogged out and now just looks like a bad wax figure of Jodie Comer

>>211679680
Pedro Pascal

>>211679680

>elle fanning
Lots of flaws, asymmetrical eyes, forward head posture, that'll turn into a hump, small dental arch, legs that are too thick. But she still has an effervescent quality.

>jennifer lawrence
Butter face

>amy adams
I don't like upturned noses, but she's more attractive than most actresses.

>>211679289 (OP)
It's the fact that she's a tomboy princess who doesn't wear a bra and her slave outfit that make me lose my mind over her

>>211679289 (OP)
agreed.

>>211680251
That depiction is very generous

>>211679724
Bruv, she's dysgenic. She looks like a fucking alien. Great body, but her face is fucking nuts.

>>211680119
>tomboy
gay.

>>211679435
yeah, luke probably only sees "women" like this out in anchorhead lmao
i bet the vast majority of nudie mags on tattooine are wierd alien ones too

>>211679435
>a 6/10 on alderaan is a 10/10 on tatooine.
Not even.

>>211679724
She remains one of the three most beautiful actresses in the world alongside Taytay and Zendaya, mogging Jodie Comer by 0.14%

>>211679289 (OP)
Come on man. She was acceptable.

>>211679602
holy gay

>>211681535
She looks intersex. Nice ass, poor tits. Mid as fuck.

>>211681369
she was jewish

>>211681369
She knew where she stood with her looks so she sucked everyone on the set without having to ask her twice.

If THIS is the most beautiful woman in Twin Peaks, we got a problem.

>>211681584
Only if they had some cocaine.

>>211681535
She was always a bit too manfaced for me. Probably hotter in person though, maybe not anymore

>>211679347
What the fuck are you on? Elaine has the face of a goddess

>>211679289 (OP)
Thank God I'm not the only one who noticed that she has hideous jew physiognomy.

>>211681622
Didn't they all back then?

>>211681835
Ya got me =)

>>211681153
imagine the handjobs

>>211681592
I was not under the impression that she was supposed to be a hottie

>>211679309
Phoebe. Kudrow isn't hideous or anything but that show treated her as if she was a 10/10 bombshell

>>211681592
Annie won the Miss Twin Peaks competition so I think if you want a canon answer it has to be her
Or Shelley since author self-insert Gordon Cole has the hots for her
Harry S. Truman just had yellow fever

>>211682942
Honestly, she treated herself like that, but she was clearly the worst, sagging ass, hack job nose, really bad implants, oldest in the cast, dye job. She was mid.

>>211679347
elaine is 10/10 for a jewess

>>211683060
But she's only 37.5% kike, anon.

>>211679446
Both Ripley in Alien and the girl in Terminator were not in their respective first movie, but became mid in the next ones.
>>211679289 (OP)
All characters interpreted by Emma Watson, Margot Robbie and Jennifer Lawrence.

>>211683001
I know it's wierd.
Rachael treated like this amazing piece of ass but she just had great tits and was relatively young and that's it.
Kudrow was obviously older then everyone else, was the least attractive chick to be on the show, and looked like the ugly friend that girls keep around. No tits, ass, body was skinny and that's it. Unhot personality and aura.

I really didn't GET why she was there and was supposed to be the fun hot one? She was not that.

She was jewish as fuck and rachael was a nep baby who was DEEP in the shit of hollywood. AND the show was for girls so..

I never ever at any point understood why Courtney Cox who had the better face, body, and fucktoy personality when she was young was pushed to the back of the female cast?
Can someone explain it too me?

>>211683168
I recently rewarded all of Friends. Aniston/Rachel was such a piece of ass, great ass/legs, dressed provocatively, her tits were actually kind if mid, but her nips were always hard, so it balanced out.

Kudrow/Phoebe was mid, tall, thin, "blonde", but she was willing to fuck more than the other two. Not necessarily slutty, but easy, if that makes sense. They never addressed how she entered the Friend group, she was basically there just be the oddball character, many, if not most, sitcoms have one.

Cox/Monica was supposed to a reformed fat girl, so she was wrote as the one that was frequently unlucky in love. They didn't play up her hotness because that was supposed to Rachel's role. I didn't get it either. Literally one time in the whole series did they mention it, Chandler said she was the most beautiful woman he ever met in real life, and that's pretty much it. If you discount her face though, and you went body for body, I think Aniston/Rachel edged her out, Cox was always just a little too thin.

the original three star wars as a whole benefits like crazy from nostalgia goggles, seeing them with adult eyes is not a good time

>>211681671
Face like a frying pan

>>211681257
zanzibaya looks like shit

>>211681592
Joan Chen wasn't a bombshell but her beauty varied a lot from film to film

>>211684327
They are good tho.
You just have greenscreen eyes

every Isabella Merced role

>>211684327
Yeah, Mark Hamill's shitty acting, the dated special effects, terrible line delivery and inconsistent acting make that pretty obvious.

>>211679289 (OP)
Not Leia. Every man worries for a second that this is true, checks her out caefully, then realizes nope, Carrie was the real deal.

>>211685074
>things that never happened

>>211685220
You're just blinded by her body in that bikini. Look at her face, man. She looked like she was in her late 30's when she wasn't even 25.

>>211685427
You faggots really enjoy deep throating your precious OT, huh?

Are you denying Mark Hamill's shitty acting in A New Hope, Leia's inconsistent British accent in A New Hope, the dated special effects and 50% of Return of the Jedi being phoned-in dogshit?

>>211685784
made up problem, made up problem, ROTJ was always mediocre in the non Luke/Vader/emperor parts

you just resent those good movies because nobdy liked your prequelshit and your generation never had good movies
Basically sour grapes + raised with capeshit

>>211686696
I'm not even a prequel-fag, faggot. Those movies were dogshit.

I'm just sick of you fags acting like the OT was so perfect and flawless.

>>211679289 (OP)
She has a chud face.

>>211679289 (OP)
Time to piss people off

>>211688485
She has a crooked jaw and a horse mouth. Then later in life, she's been borderline anorexic for the last 20 years. So, I get it.

>>211685074
>the dated special effects

As opposed to the timeless cgi effects in the prequels which have aged like milk? Shit looks like PS2 graphics.

>>211679289 (OP)
Uma Thurman is 100% the answer to this.

Treated as some kind of super hottie in Pulp Fiction, Batman, and I'm sure others, but is completely mid and unremarkable both in body and face.

>>211689952
Tall/long legs, big tits, thin. Her body was solid.

>>211680119
>>211685220
Why did they give her boots in her slave outfit? Barefoot is more vulnerable, so it would fit in her situation and would also be hotter

>>211679289 (OP)

SOME ACTRESSES WHO ARE (WERE) SUPPOSEDLY HOT BUT ARE (WERE) ACTUALLY NOT:

— Katherine Hepburn
Most human females are made of flesh and blood. K.H. was made of equal parts ego and wire coat-hangers.

— Faye Dunaway
a) Too thin.
b) Insane. She was good at playing neurotics in the same way that Peter Dinklage is good at playing short people.

— Charlotte Rampling
She made a career out of playing weird-erotic roles and the fact that she succeeded for so long shows that most people don’t know the difference between erotic and creepy.

— Madonna
Rare case of a personality so vile it over-rides an admittedly attractive exterior.

— Brie Larson
See above. Not quite as nasty a person as Madonna, but not as attractive physically either, so it balances out.

— Emma Watson
Genuinely never got the appeal here. She’s just not cute. Also didn’t she give a bunch of feminist speeches a few years ago or something? I mean, as if you needed another reason.


BEST EXAMPLE OF AN ACTRESS WHO IS SUPPOSEDLY HOT BUT IS ACTUALLY EVEN HOTTER THAN THAT:

— Jennifer Lawrence
Not sure what it is about her. I think it’s her chubby, puffy, dough-ball cheeks. Or maybe it’s her cheery demeanour. Whatever it is, she’s a twenty-four carat cutie and that’s the end of it.

Several lunatics in this thread have suggested she is overrated. They are fooling no-one. Every single heterosexual male here would happily sandpaper his hands and knees and crawl naked over five miles of salt just to take a fap in her shadow.

>>211679289 (OP)

>>211691903
>Charlotte Rampling
Why the fuck is she on the list? She's easily hotter than all the others. Also, The Verdict alone is a better movie than whatever the other bitches have starred in

>>211689952
Never got her appeal either

>>211691903
>Katherine Hepburn
She was so fucking attractive in Bringing up Baby

>Faye Dunaway
She was a healthy weight in Little Big Man. She's seems full of herself, but I never sensed mental illness.

>Charlotte Rampling
Now, she was way too thin. But if she could gain weight, she looked pretty attractive.

>Madonna
She was attractive in Dick Tracy and that's literally all you need, is one good showing.

>Brie Larson
Before anyone knew her personality, she was attractive, not overly, but sufficiently. Once she started showing of her implant enchanced cleavage, anons started losing their minds. Kind of lewd and crass, ngl.

>Emma Watson
I don't like her, but she's not hideous, thin, and has a great ass. Good enough for most, my guy.

>Jennifer Lawrence
Meh.
>sandpaper his hands and knees and crawl naked over five miles of salt just to take a fap in her shadow

Your hyperbole is through the roof. I wouldn't pay a $1 to do that.

>>211679309
At some point the contrarianism just becomes tedious and underwhelming

>>211689952
This I agree with. She's not attractive even made up and costumed and lit and photographed in the most flattering way possible by the most skillful craftsmen in the business.

Just not attractive, and plenty of films (Mad Dog And Glory, Dangerous Liaisons, Pulp Fiction) are based around her being exactly that.


Best piece of Uma Thurman casting: The House That Jack Built.

>>211679309
Jennifer Aniston was cute in Friends but she only became truly beautiful with age. She is like a fine wine. I am intoxicated by her.

>>211679289 (OP)
A lot of women in hollywood are just too perfect. A woman being attractive but also obviously flawed is sexier to me. It's like she's a real person I could conceivably meet and fuck rather than some character that only exists in media. It also helps when they're a massive slut who puts their body on display for millions of young boys to have their sexual awakening to.

>>211679289 (OP)
OPs who tell they're parents they are straight but are actually gay

>>211681257
Mental illness.

>>211690658
unfortunately star wars was not quentinen and tarantined by writtin directino

Gillian Anderson
Courtney Cox
Sigourney Weaver

>this generic thot made millennials cream their pants in 2007

inb4 "you're gay"

No, I just have standards.

>>211679309
>>211693290
>>211695141
I am literally unable to find her attractive and I am one of those who find young Sarah Jessica Parker attractive

>>211695486
>Sigourney Weaver
Wrong answer

>>211695757
She's a little goofy looking facially, but come on man, dat body supercedes SJP's, unless you're just really into spinners.

>>211695980
fucking ugly
bleh

>>211695757
Sarah has impeccable feet

>>211696019
>ugly

I don't think that word means, what you think it means.

>>211681535
she's just young and cute but she's not very pretty

>>211695530
At that time, she wasn't grooming her future kids, so the fantasy was intact.

>>211689952
bingo, as a millennial I remember the constant fawning over her and it enraged me. I couldn't stand to look at her face

>>211696522
She peaked in her teens

>>211685784
You seem to have a larger investment in your side of it than the people your barking at.

>>211696019
Fag

>>211683112
Margot is over with after Barbie, but she was monstrously hot in WoWS.

Don't have a character but have an actress
Scarlett Johansson
She's not ugly by any means, but most people seem to think that she's smoking hot and that's simply not true.

>>211685670
She has a mommy look, it's good for the character.

>>211697125
strange to think she was 17 for the duration of lost in translation's filming

>>211679289 (OP)
Bryce Dallas Howard.
Which I find kinda weird, because I really like redheads, but she's just not as attractive as the brownoid coomers here make her out to be.
Does nothing for me.

>>211689952
Nah, you're a fag.

>>211697125
Agreed. Would I? Of course I would. Is she hot? Yeah, kind of. Is she a 10/10 goddess sexiest woman in the world? Nah.

>>211697553
She has an absolutely gigantic ass and nice tits. That's it. If big asses don't appeal to you then she's just another woman.

>>211679289 (OP)
Reddit in particular is lustful for her

>>211682863
>>211684876
I just remember when she was introduced, Cooper was like "Wow, who is SHE???" like he was mesmerized with beauty and Harry said "she's the most beautiful woman in all of Twin Peaks..."

>>211681592
>>211700429
the west coast had yet to be flooded with east asians in the early 90s, they'd never seen one before

>>211700821
The West Coast was already flooded with chinks in the early 90s... the EIGHTEEN NINETIES that is... https://www.archives.gov/milestone-documents/chinese-exclusion-act

>>211682942
>>211683001
Wrong!

Most overrated and forced actress in our lifetime next to Zendaya

>well hello beautiful

>>211701495
well cast as a frumpy weird femcel in secretary, though

>>211695425
>unfortunately star wars was not quentinen and tarantined by writtin directino
Yeah, would be much better if it was, quips, female feet, what else would you want?

>>211701867
Don't forget that Quentin himself would cameo as Boba Fett and call Lando a nigger.

>>211679495
> hating on Eva "Ms Full Frontal " Green

Dumbest post ITT right now

>>211702168
Kek, that'd be KINO

>>211679289 (OP)
How the fuck do you wall at 20?

>>211681535
She just peaked early. Bong problems.

>>211686983

Here's a (You) out of pity.

captcha: T4RDS

>>211689952

This Anon gets it

>>211695276
>A lot of women in hollywood are just too perfect. A woman being attractive but also obviously flawed is sexier to me

>>211679289 (OP)
all male jew in films, but they're mutant tier instead of "mid"

>>211691903
>Madonna

Do yourself a favor, go check on /s/ the archived thread titled Madonna Louise Ciccone
I'd post the link myself but I'm phone posting and I can't be bothered. But really go there and just appreciate the sheer brutal erotic power of Madonna in her prime.
Please do it I'm serious

Leia is an ugly monke

>>211682918
fuck, so damn true

>>211679680
>jeff goldblum
>adrien brody
Says who???

>>211681153
would this over carrie any day of the week

>>211679289 (OP)
We're looking for a space-criminal; Babyfarts McGeezwax. Did any of you see a spacecraft land here?

>>211702713
How jewy? Do halfies count? Quadroons? Guys like Harrison Ford or Ryan O'Neal?

>>211695141
jennifer Maniston is clearly a dude.
if you can't see it you're blind.

Pic related is ALSO a man.

>>211695757
Young sarah jessica parker was hot. Too bad her huge jew nose just kept growing

>>211706278
You are clearly a NIGGER

>>211679289 (OP)
Got so tired of women trying to gaslight me into thinking she was hot in the mid 2010s

>>211702494
how did they know she would remain flat chested all those years?

a true bunch of wizards

>>211679289 (OP)
>>211693517
loights sable come up with his friend and make it loud but he spun at through there look and mucked at with the force from under here inside the wall outside the galaxy sittin in his nest there michael chlorines

>>211706278
There's differences between men that go trans, and males with intersex disorders. Bullock, Aniston, and Curtis all get a pass, they were born fucked up. So were Theron, Kidman, Diaz, and Mim Novak. Sometimes nature faces up, and sometimes the people get a pass.

That faggot Tula/Caroline Cossey claims he's intersex, and used it justification to transition, but I think he's just a fucking liar.

>>211706452
She had it filed down right before that movie. The last time you can see her natural nose was in a small tv film called Somewhere Tomorrow.

>>211706278

There's differences between men that go trans, and males with intersex disorders. Bullock, Aniston, and Curtis all get a pass, they were born fucked up. So are Theron, Kidman, Diaz, and Kim Novak. Sometimes nature fucks up, and sometimes the people affected get a pass.

That faggot Tula/Caroline Cossey claims he's intersex, and used it justification to transition, but I think he's just a fucking liar.

>>211706452
She had it filed down right before that movie. The last time you can see her natural nose was in a small tv film called Somewhere Tomorrow.

>>211706715
She wasn't setup to appeal to men but to women is why.

>>211679289 (OP)
I watch foreign films for hot women.
Hollywood used to have beauty standards a long time ago.

>>211679569
this
the further back you go the uglier they get

>>211702736
MI2 man, so many loads

>>211679495
bitch you are utterly retarded, Eva is pure sex

>>211702736
in her prime tandy was 11/10, you are nuts

>>211708623
I understand why people like Grace, but she never did it for me. Something is off when you could see her from a direct front view.

>>211695486
>Gillian Anderson
You are fucking gay my man, that is all there is to it

>>211709050
Her face is too long.

>>211679340
>>211679380
The whole point was that she wasn't a vapid blonde bimbo like the "stereotypical" princess, but she was a tiny brunette jewess tomboy who could handle a blaster. It was a subversion before it was cool.
OP has just been in the contrarian mines so long he's forgotten what's real.

>>211706497
you here see >>211708061


as for >>211708061

None of those thick skulled man handed broad shouldered """women""" get a pass, they are all obviously carrying y chromosomes.

And if you think for ONE second that their being pushed as "sex" symbols in media was some kind of freak accident your off your rocker.

Normalize dude looking "women" and you get people who fantasize about men who are actually women, like many a poor anon in this thread.

Almost all the women in this thread, are of the tribe or are DUDES who they can then point at to make their own "women" look better. It's all a gross sham and I'm tired of pretending its not.

>>211710033
Bullock is fairly attractive regardless of her XY status.

>>211691903
>Madonna
She was one of the most, if not the most beautiful woman on the planet from like '85-'92 or whenever she dropped Vogue. After that, she lost a ton of weight, started looking older, and got into Jewish mysticism. Then she miraculously unbogged herself in '05 when she dropped Confessions on a Dance Floor.
After that, it was all downhill but without any possibility of redemption. She became emaciated then regained the weight, but got some ludicrous triangular butt implants, and got her face tightened some. The problem is that her head has gotten huge for some reason (steroids?) and with her facelift, she looks like her head is going to explode at any moment.

It deeply saddens me just at how far she has fallen in 40 years, and I'm sure it bothers her too whenever she catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror.

The moral of the story is don't get into Kabalah and don't get yourself BLACKED.

>>211700152
It's not that she's super hot generally, it's that she's super hot for her age. Retard

I don't see the appeal

>>211712148
I agree although she was great in the Island.

>>211706715
I thought she was hot but women got performative over how much they loved her and truly ran that shit into the ground. We get it!

>>211708964
Might be the eye to mouth ratio but hey, she's fine by me.

>>211712148
Different strokes I guess. I think both these women are attractive, but Scarlett's face shape makes her more attractive, to me at least.

>>211695141
>Pure cougar energy.

>>211713359
Look how time and age massacred my boy

>>211689952
Not a huge fan, but you’re probably a manlet which is why you don’t get it. She’s tall and thin with good sized tits, she too big for you, because you’re half a man, maybe a SEAmonkey is more your speed,

>>211679289 (OP)
how were you told this, OP?

>>211679347
this is really well put.

>>211701441
Is that Robbie Williams?

>>211715572
The dogs are out tonight huh?

>>211685220
More exposure- her fugly face is too visible.

>>211691903
>too thin
Die faster obesnik

>>211681592
She's plenty attractive, you're just not used to seeing a woman with that haircut. Particularly an Asian woman, half the reason they look good is their hair.

>>211689952
"The truth about cats and dogs" was the best example. I'm an oldfag, when that movie came out I was confused she was supposed to be the hot one. I thought Janeane Garafolo looked like an ethereal angel descended from heaven and Uma thurman looked like an awkward giraffe plucked chicken.
Although I admit now that I'm older I can see it more that Uma Thurman is more eugenic.

>>211691977
NP is confusing. Part of my brain tells me she's supposed to be hot but then it's like she has this anti-charisma forcefield about her. Like Adriana Grande but not as bad. Without all the plastic surgery and camera angles they are short dysgenic little brownoid goblins.

>>211679289 (OP)
No one has mentioned Cameron Diaz yet?
She looks like Jack Nicholson fucked a treasure troll.
With enough makeup and camera angles they managed to make her look good in the The Mask and that's about it.

>>211716583
She can look good, to fair, to abysmal.

>>211689952
yeah

>>211716322
The lack of boob sucks, but she's acceptable. Short women can produce large sons.

>>211718807
How did they engineer a literal Israeli jew to look and talk like a Connecticut WASP

>>211718948
I would say she's a botched Keira Knightley clone, but Nat is older, so you got me.

>>211681369
That's exactly what Mid means

>>211719485
Most people act like mid is unacceptable.

>>211682918
>Then there's Pretty Woman...hated it.
>This one should've been called A Fish Called Julia.

>>211720585

>>211702736
the fuck are those legs?

>>211721008
Built for dick crushing

>>211716322
>anti-charisma forcefield

That was her "acting". Easily the worst aspect of the prequels.

>>211683168
Phoebe is beautiful in S01 though. Courteney Cox is objectively the best looking of the three but she was also the most well known of the cast coming in at the time, so that might have affected how they wrote Monica.

>>211700429
Cooper just had asian fever and was probably stunned to see her in a podunk town

>>211725449
Lisa was walling already in S1. She only looked good in Cheers.

>>211725712
>brunette

No ty. I dunno, I thought her hair looked excellent in some early episodes of S01. It's a shame they dropped her hippie look later on, but then again wardrobe went to shit in the later seasons.

>>211725959
She looked mildly better on Mad About You than on Friends.

>>211726026
>Mad About You
man I must have watched entire seasons worth of that show as a kid but I have no memory of a single plotline. You were right though, she looks pretty good in that.

>>211701495
this is probably the best example, she's not ugly but definitely not attractive enough for her character.

>>211726318
I just have vague recollections of Paul and her arguing all the time

>>211726347
I am a rarity among most guys. I do not think she's hideous. But she looked horrible in that movie. Downright off-putting. Near everyone laughed in the theater, when he said that line, because of the level of irony in that moment.

>>211681257
>120250613104021665.jpg
LOL!
Oh my God. You niggas are crazy. The bitch at the bottom right is the only one that looks good in that pic,and I don't even like Taylor Swift.
I like Jodie Comer as an actress, enough not to judge Jodie on her looks, but a top four on Earth?
Nigga is you crazy?!

>>211681535
>holy gay
That absolutely average white bitch.

>>211715572
Convinced this woman is some kind of demon given flesh through an unholy consummation. Nothing about her is exceptional. Not a goddamn thing. Yet she has this giant legion of followers and sycophants who will cling to her every word and action like she shits out pure mana and feeds it to them.

>>211726494
Every generation has celebs the masses latch onto. She was just in the right time and place to have the millennial and zoomers establish her cult with the aid of the increased connectivity of the smart phone era. Beyonce almost rivals her, but because she's older, her fan base is smaller, and less tech savvy to bolster their online presence, outside of X and instgram. The beehive is substantial to be sure, but it isn't like the Swifties.

>>211710433

Christina Hendricks. Old. Mid af. I don't get it.

>Everyone posting ITT besides me
You are all the "ewww, bitch has knobby knees 0/10" fat guy meme made flesh.

>>211726769
Her breasts are exceptional. On their merit alone, she cannot be mid.

>>211697097
manface

>>211726778
So, every lead woman in Hollywood is just automatically attractive?

>>211699541
>If big asses don't appeal to you
no, I'm neither african nor gay

>>211726860
True, but, her body makes up for it.

>>211709117
roundfaces and babyfaces are ugly

Taylor Swift is fucking weird and uncanny looking. I've never understood people saying she's beautiful.

>>211688485
>Time to piss people off
>>211688819
>She has a crooked jaw and a horse mouth. Then later in life, she's been borderline anorexic for the last 20 years.
Yo.....Jennifer Connelly was lookin' fuckin' ragged in the Hulk movie. She was looking skinny then.
That weight drop started with Requiem For A Dream.

>>211726917
Face comes first. Without face the rest is nothing

>>211726893
Yeah, you're irish

>>211726951
She's not. Watch The Giver, they dyed her brown, I think, although maybe it was wig, either way it really brought out her flaws. She's a little ugly, ngl.

>>211726930
And yet most of the world has round faces, long faces are traditionally considered unappealing in almost every culture and people on the planet. It's why witches are given long faces, because it's an undesirable trait.

>>211727123
>a little ugly
Multiple that statement bigly.

>>211726972
The duality of man my good anon. Some can stomach a poor face, if the body compensates. Most cannot tolerate a good face with a poor physique, hence why most pretty fat girls, are still single.

>>211696675
>She peaked in her teens
Damn.......
I never saw this.
She only got uglier.
She absolutely peaked.

>>211726893
Her weight fluctuates to a high degree. Her base form is pretty average. Her real tits were A cups.

>>211685784
The first Star Wars movie had the higher class people speaking with a transatlantic accent, which was the style at the time

>>211689952
Why are you gay?

>>211727470
True, but Leia drops it in the next two films. It was a bit of a misstep. Fisher admitted to such, that she shouldn't have tried to add the Katherine Hepburn esque inflections.

I always thought it had to do with the character's upbringing, but not keeping the accent just makes for shitty continuity.

>>211727175
And yet they are ugly and and oval faces are the beautiful ones. oval, not long
>>211727252
maybe it has to do with the facct that nobody likes pigs, even if they would be pretty with 20 kg less

>>211679724
I miss the old Anya. She was gorgeous.
New Anya is just a spooky skele.

>>211727252
Eh, you have to see the face all the times, tho

>>211726984
is that a buzzword cope you use when you get super defensive about your africanized fetish?

>>211727370
She is really pretty when she is in normal good shape.

>>211727831
Anorexic women are also sickening. Women with a body line, that's torso to leg ratio, swinging too far in either direction, is unappealing. There's lots of physical features that can make someone unattractive.

Most people on earth are not facially attractive, but their physique, and a little bit of alcohol, keeps them and their attributes in the gene pool.

Body trumps face, all you have to do is walk around in public to see that.

>>211728055
>Anorexic women are also sickening. Women with a body line, that's torso to leg ratio, swinging too far in either direction, is unappealing. There's lots of physical features that can make someone unattractive.
We agree here
>Body trumps face,
We absolutely disagree here.

>>211728055
>>211728257

>body trumps face

If everyone had to walk around naked (or in underwear), body would absolutely trump face. But we wear clothes, so you can cover up a bad body but you can't cover up a bad face. So face becomes more important.

(Yes there's makeup but that's not as important as clothes and just looks bad anyway whereas clothes don't.)

>>211727881
I'm not that guy, but I am a NEET that obsessively looks at pornography. I can safely say, I've seen over a million women nude, over the past 27 years of internet browsing. I really like looking at vintage erotica, b&w nudes, etc.

White women have always had fat asses. They just have a different presentation and/or weight distribution and musculoskeletal form, than most black women, because of differences in their pelvis shape.

Broader pelvises, which many white women have, make for "flatter asses", but trust me, they were commonly fat, round, amd healthy. At least throughout the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries.

More narrow pelvises, which many black women have, cause the bigger butt cheeks. Mind you, the hips don't matter, they're a downstream of how the pelvis is shaped.

Idk where this common misconception stems from, that white women have small asses. That's a very specific physique, mostly common in catalog, high fashion modeling, and acting. In pornography, nude figure modeling, and glamour modeling, white women have, dat ass.

>>211728257
>>211728570
I like you guys, measured reasonable responses. I fear we are at an impasse though. Agree to disagree?

>>211728582

>Idk where this common misconception stems from
It comes from the fashion industry, which is run by homosexual men. Fashion models are tall and thin without secondary sexual characteristics. They are chosen to resemble as closely as possible the pubescent boys that top couturiers like to have sex with.

>>211728766
I think they are supposed to be representative of elegant, lithe frames, like ballerinas, but I suppose looking like boys could also be a valid assessment too.

>>211728766
There some awesome talent in the high fashion industry. They just never hit that super model status unfortunately.

>>211728662
Definitely agree to disagree.
No big deal

>>211728582
Sorry, but straight people watch women from the front side.
Assfaggotry is an africanized fetish that was enforced by woke media as common just to desexualize boobs
Tits and good shape > legs > the rests
Ass if for sitting

>>211729505
Ass is representative of milk production, the fat of the ass is literally turned into milk. I know that counterintuitive, but it's the truth. Big breasts are responsible for greater milk capacity/storage, but you can have large breasts and lactate poorly, or have nutrient deficient milk. Large asses represent health, as long as the rest of the body isn't overweight. Plus large glutes accompanied with the ass fat, means the female probably can sprint well, or is able bear loads better. Larger asses are indicative all around, of a good breeding stock. Overly large asses can be repugnant, but I assume you're an adult male, you know a good ass, from an unattractive one by now. Small asses in women are indicative of malnutrition, poor genes, or immaturity.

I like tits as much as the next guy, BUT if I had to choose the distribution of the the quality of assets of a female prospect, in either direction, and it couldn't be perfectly balanced, I'd choose a slightly better ass, over slightly better breasts.

>>211679289 (OP)
OP's we are told are straight, but are actually hypergay.

>>211695486
Gillian Anderson basically got a pass because nerds will beat off to anything and it's not like X-Files had anything other than mid women. Being 6 in a land of 4s makes you look like a 9.

>>211726347
>she's not ugly
oh, come on now

>>211708964
Grace Kelly is like if a computer model designed a beautiful woman. It's not that she's not pretty but it's in a way that's generic.

>>211679289 (OP)
Checkmate

>>211726711

>>211731087
2002 and reverse she was alright

>>211731244
I've never watched that is she supposed be attractive, or considered attractive?

>>211701441
>Most overrated and forced actress in our lifetime next to Zendaya
Yeah, they are both hot though

>>211731390
That scene where she sings Mr. President and the other one where she seduces the lawyer with her cleavage.

>>211695141
I was in love with her because she always dyed her hair two different colors and her nipples were hard. She was pretty. I wanted to pet Rachel but I despised her as a person. Pretty certain I'd have struck her if she tried to give me the same guff she did that cuck on the show.

>>211713359
The instant she gets old lady knees it'll be over for her. Jen ha always prided herself on her legs. Once she gets granny skin or it's time to put them away she's going to lament having put her career ahead of creating a family or building a relationship with God.

>>211731911
She's been posted on 4chan for years, she always looked so hideous. Her creepy smile and botched rhinoplasty, oof, I never would've thought of her some sort of eye candy. She also has a bit of a tranny vibe.

>>211731995
My guy look >>211713733

It's a nightmare

>>211679289 (OP)
The whole show is about gaslighting you into thinking she's hot.

>>211731367
i dunno, she kinda looks like wax replica version of herself somehow

>>211732492
They botched it.

>>211732867
Kek

>>211732880
It's the giant fucking man hands.

>>211691977
Legitimately one of the most beautiful women of the 21st century.

>>211697125
Even more retarded.

>>211713177
They are contrarian faggots, troons, jeets and femcels. Like this retard->>211716322

>>211730340
Milk doens't come out from the ass, an nobody associates lactation with ass
Why do fetishist always feel compelled to overexplain their fetish, as if it could ever make sense outside of their head?

>>211731002
Gillian is a babe tho.

>>211733387
Look it up man. Why would I lie about biology when is easily confirmed or refuted?

>>211731638
>Yeah, they are both hot though
they are both shit

>>211733387
>>211733427
Also I should have added, it's a quality humans instinctually desire. Children have little no weight on their ass, when women finally develop an ass, it's a visual cue of maturity. Not every women has large breasts, but you can tell an adult ass from a child's. These are secondary sexual characteristics that develop and signify adulthood.

No, when we see a nice ass, we don't think milk. You're correct, but we are drawn to them because evolutionarily, whether it's conscious or not, it has been embedded into our minds that it is a sign of fertility, and the science backs that up.

>>211733864
evolution made humans one of the few primate species (2?) able to have sex face to face.
Unironically being sexually attracted from the B side (which is calle B and not A for a reason) is unironically less evolved

>>211679289 (OP)
Sydney Sweeney
Down syndrome butterface with big tits

>>211731002
Gillian wasn't that pretty early on, but she grew into it.

>>211734046
It doesn't matter. More ass is better for the offspring, through nutrition and heritable characteristics that keep us alive, sprinting, lifting, carrying etc, regardless of sexual positioning of the parents. Your assertion is irrelevant. Unless you want to breed with small assed women, and specifically tell your progeny to seek out small assed partners, well formed asses will continue to exist in the gene pool, and they will continue to be sought after.

>>211734335
Don't care.
Stop explaining your gay fetish
you sound liek some 1800s autist helming a conference about the sexual relevance of ankles

>>211679495
>>>/lgbt/

>>211706452
wtf noses keep growing after you're an adult? Did she have a nose implant

>>211734335
Fat asses implies LESS nutrition, because being fat makes you unhealthy: Prone to infections, inflammation, insulin resistance, brain plaques, even infertility in women, and numerous other health complications. If your fat is jiggling, that means your body has run out of safe places to store it and is storing it in improvised and unhealthy locations.
>b-but that means basically EVERYONE is unhealthily overweight today!
yes. that *is* what that means.

>>211734335
>and they will continue to be sought after.
by faggots, yes

>>211734377
Don't get me started on ankles.

But I don't get it anon, cavemen figured this out several hundred thousand years ago, "tits and ass good". You just throw out hundreds of thousands of years of evolution, because you think it's a nigger trait. You realize white women have nice asses right? Why are you denying the worth of the ass, when it literally signifies health, strength, and fertility?

Could you really be with a woman that was all tits and zero ass?

>>211734676
>Could you really be with a woman that was all tits and zero ass?
what an absurd hyperbole.

Give up, fetishist

>>211734557
I said in a pervious post as long as you're not overweight. Human women store fat in their ass and tits, until they go past a certain threshold and it starts to accumulate elsewhere. You cannot refute "tits AND ass good". It's literally impossible.

How fat do you think I want my asses? I'm not the biggest Mena Suvari fan, weird face, decent but small tits, but her ass, is near perfect.

>>211734944
Forgot pic

>>211734972
>uggo
qed

>>211734831
You truly act as if, ass is repugnant.

>>211735003
It's not repugnant. it's jsut a secondary characteristic as important as, dunno, knees? It's just there, it's a piece of meat big enough to slap as a joke. That's all
What' is repugnant is the fetishization, and the push from modern media of this fetish in orderr to create a safehorny alternative to tits because men liking tits is le sexualization

>>211735125
Ass is important in lifting, pulling, carrying, pushing, and running. Glutes are actually more important than breast tissue. A healthy fat distribution upon the glutes, is important to infant brain development, because of the quality of milk produced by the amount of fat upon the glutes. Even A cup breasts lactate. Breasts aren't as important as ass, overall.

I understand you don't want some sort or fetishism warping culture supplanting what you think is important, but it's not. Ass has always superceded breasts. That's why the majority of East Asia has a half a billion women with small breasts yet respectable asses. Because breasts aren't as important evolutionarily speaking. More milk storage is great, but quality of milk is as, or more important than quantity. Classical sculptures the world over throughout antiquity typically depict women of modest breasts and ample rears. It's been a trend for a very long time. Tits are great but they don't trump ass.

>>211690658
because you dont want your sex slave stepping on broken glass in your shithole palace

>>211735700
You are still overexplaining your fetish
>Ass has always superceded breasts.
>Breasts aren't as important as ass, overall.
>Glutes are actually more important than breast tissue.
things that never happened. And we are done here, autist

>>211681535
Himmione

>>211735700
assfags always write essays about why tits suck and why ass is great. its fucking gay. i like tits cause im based. ass is good too but assfags are gay

>>211736015
You have literally never refuted one of my claims. You're the fetishist.

>>211680107
Amy adams has no tits, no ass and frigde body.

Ugly Redhead.

>>211736190
This faggot almost gets it. If you like tits, just say so, don't vilify ass and the liking of ass.

>>211679289 (OP)
I never in my life understood the meme of her being hot. There were hotter girls in my middle school. Teachers and not.

>>211681552
>Nice ass
Maybe in white america or england.
The has no ass for human walking standars.

>>211736223
She started off, alright.

>>211736310
Disagree.

>>211736310
>pretending to like cellulite ridden baboon asses
Is this coping mechanism from having no sex drive after destroying your brain with antidepressants since the age of 12? So you take what homosexuals in media tell you is sexy and run away with it? Because in reality nobody likes that except maybe chimpanzees, australian aborigines, and mentally ill fat fetishists.

>>211736298
She seemed accessible and young men lost their minds over her in the bikini

>>211679289 (OP)

>>211734972
That is the perfect butt size.

>>211737033
Shame about the face and tits, but w/e, I'm just admiring from afar.

>>211736931
Agreed. I doubt she activated many neurons in the first two movies. In the third movie she's in some fantasy bikini and part of a harem, has a decent set of tits and not fat. Of course she was gonna be considered a sex symbol, especially in the early 80's when seeing a woman in a bikini on the big screen was as close to porn as half the men in the audience could have gone.

Meanwhile in reality, and I hate that word but it fits here, she was almost the literal definition of mid.

>>211737235
She dressed conservatively in the first two movies. Moreso in ANH.

>>211679435

True.

>>211737306
Nigga, you can see her tits when they get in the trash compactor. Her dress got wet and became see-through.

Consider the following: Aunt Beru was hotter than Princess Leia.

>>211734974
I'll only say it once. Tequila Sunrise is the best romantic movie I've ever seen

>>211737019
She has a weird body. She doesn't have gentle a curve. She's shaped like a nearly straight column, slight pinch above the iliac crest, then hip dip, and the flared out hips. Even from behind, you can tell the look is off, her whole body just looks peculiar.

>>211737619
I've seen that movie 100 times without exaggeration. I've never seen that. Her breasts jiggling was very apparent though in some scenes.

>>211737981
Yes, and normal men just see that and want to fuck her all day every day 24/7 and don't give a flying fuck about the degrees of her curves or whatever.

This bitch only ever looked hot once in her entire life, in the mask and that was all shit loads of makeup, lighting and the dress

>>211688485
Shes not ugly but she was only really cute in her teens. Like OP said, she IS mid

>>211689952
always found her hideous

>>211731367
>>211701495
She was Ok looking in donnie darko. After that, urghhhh.
She looks like droopy the dog.

>>211738257
Abysmal.

>>211737019
Na man you must be gay. She is super attractive.

>>211679289 (OP)
any character played by Scarlett Johansonn

>>211700152
you can't be wrong all the time I guess
she's the ultimate milf

>>211741157
Childless though

>>211740568
Nice ass, but not much else. Also, she's shaped like a rectangle.

>>211688485
wrong. shes eternally a 10