Thread 211680288

So what's the problem?

>>211680288 (OP)
Too zesty.

Why does he look so zesty? What the fuck is happening with his face?

>>211680310
All black British actors are middle class, so they're the descendants of house servants who sucked off their masters in the 1800s.

>>211680288 (OP)
This nigga gay

is bro wearing eyeliner? can any faggots or females confirm?

>>211680288 (OP)
This will be the nail in the Bond coffin. Change my mind.

I would prefer an actual English Bond. Simple as.

>>211680288 (OP)
He's black and zesty. Daniel craig is a massive fag but not black and zesty, get it?

>>211680288 (OP)
>he's British

>>211680425
and this is a welshman

>>211680288 (OP)
It's like Hollywood doesn't know what miscast means anymore. Load a truck full of money and just get Craig back. Fucking idiots.

>>211680536
he's fucking 60 mate

mind you, craig was a midcast to begin with, bond was supposed to be very tall and have an atlantid phenotype (dark hair)

>>211680613
My point is if Cavill or any other anglo British white male actor is somehow out of the question for Amazon then might as well just continue with Craig. What's the point with casting a black man to play a character we know wholeheartedly is 100% white?

>>211680288 (OP)
>cane toads are born in Australia
what's the problem, mate?

>>211680288 (OP)
He looks like an uncanny valley mannequin.

Isn't Bond technically Swiss and Scottish? Just grew up in England?

>>211680288 (OP)
Bro looks more zesty than Drake.

>>211680288 (OP)
>according Daniel Richtman
This guy was "reportedly being eyed"
So i dont think Aaron taylor johnson is out yet

>>211680761
What's the difference?

>>211680791
Neither is Cavill.

>>211680761
Well he has British citizenship so he's British.

No he isn't.

>>211680425
Yes. British is not an ethnicity.

They should make Bond gay and introduce the concept of Bondboys who will top him in graphic sex scene during the movie.
The villains can be made into women though, since that's what he fears. They can constantly flirt and provoke him sexually as it's vital to establish that he is gay.

>>211680999
Chuds don't care. They do this same song and dance about black Australians.

>>211680354
*Scottish

>>211680815
>Ad for a watch
>Can't see watch
>Looks like any other diving watch rolex shit
>Stroke victim face
>No focus on bulge whatsoever

>>211681196
Even better

>>211680288 (OP)
as much as I love my mommyfu, she could never be Briish
and honestly i wouldnt want her to

>>211680288 (OP)
He looks the part

>>211680288 (OP)
Is James bond financed by USAID or something?

>>211680288 (OP)
Literally fucking who?

>>211680288 (OP)
British negroid's aren't as good as Afro-Amrican ones, they probably get some extra zesty one for the trade off.

>>211680999
Yes and gender is something people can just decide on too!

Nobody is going to care about these movies. People might care more about the video game as they cast some chadish white zoomer for bond.

>>211680288 (OP)
>>he's British

>>211680354
>English

>>211680354
*Irish

>>211680288 (OP)
Since they killed Bond in the previous movie why don't they just create a new 00 character and build him from the ground up? I Dunno 008Ball Licence to Fry Chicken.

>>211680999
>Of or relating to Great Britain or its people, language, or culture
I can sure tell you what's NOT British; rats born in a stable are not horses.

The source for this is some random twitter user. Its based on nothing other than engagement bait.

>>211681421
The Devil comes to kill, steal and destroy!

>>211681421
>they killed Bond in the previous movie
Seriously? What the fuck were they thinking? Are they going to canonize that fan theory about James Bond being a codename and start making it clear that each actor is a new character?

>>211680288 (OP)
>>211680307
>>211680310
He genuinely looks like a slimmed-down Tariq Nasheed

>>211680698
Classic case of “fuck you, I got mine.” Can’t see him saying the same shit when he got cast as Bond, can you? Easy for these guys who have already benefited from the old world to talk about how things need to change.

>>211681427
that would mean every non-celt isn't british

>>211680288 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with black aesthetics?
Why does every "handsome" black actor look like some kind of CGI light-skinned tranny character?
Do black people actually agree with this or is it literally white faggots pretending their sexuality is social justice?

>>211680536
He was miscast too. He looks like a slav not a brit. Craig was the worst Bond.

>>211681645
We're not playing deconstructionist games that you would never use on non White peoples. Remigration is inevitable

>>211681641
Anon, he said women and blacks should NOT be James Bond. He's saying things should NOT change.

>>211681388
>>211681406

>>211681647
>white faggots pretending their sexuality is social justice?
uh excuse me but trans women are real women, which means they are NOT "faggots"

>>211680288 (OP)
He's not British.

>>211681905
British people:
>There can be no cultural difference between American states, it's all just America! Who cares if those states are the size of entire countries and separated by hundreds or even thousands of miles?"

Also British people:
>THAT BLOKE 3 STREETS UP IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NATIONALITY AND RACE FROM ME BECAUSE HE PRONOUNCES VOWELS KIND OF FUNNY!!!!!!

>>211682027
>>THAT BLOKE 3 STREETS UP IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NATIONALITY AND RACE FROM ME BECAUSE HE PRONOUNCES VOWELS KIND OF FUNNY!!!!!!
to be fair that "bloke" is a paki

looks wrong, not a bond type at all. bond doesnt look like a faggot, he looks very masculine, but not like a model. cavill is wrong as well to be perfectly honest and even that kickass faggot. they all look like fags. the actor has to have a dad-ish appeal to him.

>>211680288 (OP)
wait, isn't that the Rebel Ridge guy who signed on to play Green Lantern Jon Stewart? isn't he gonna be a bit preoccupied being a Green Lantern to also be James Bond for what would presumably be at least 3 films? i liked him in Rebel Ridge and i'm excited about him playing John, so i don't doubt he'd be a bad James Bond, but that sounds like it could be a very busy schedule.

>>211680288 (OP)
He is not British.
>but
He is not British.

>>211682819
i don't doubt he'd be a *good James Bond

if he were a bit younger, i'd cast brutus

>>211682139
Worse, he's a fakkin norvern monkey.

>>211680288 (OP)
Zesty ass lookin' nigga.

>>211680288 (OP)
>he's british
LOL
And boers are african

>>211680536
I'm ready for a new Bond but it's got to be an actual Bond. I don't want a nog, a twink or a woman. Just give us a fucking white, suave, masculine and British-man Bond even if that combination is becoming rarer.

>>211680288 (OP)
Jonathan Bailey would make a better 007

>>211681175
>Australians
anyone not aboriginal is a coloniser. africans are not british, obviously lol

>>211680310
Brit theater is the zest crucible

>>211680310
It's a mixture of classically beautiful features and racial exaggerations (his DNA his having a laff). You could accept the nose if his lips weren't comically large and his ears weren't regulated by EASA. The blue eyes also make it wtf.

>>211681647
The first thing you have to understand about the relationship black people have with media is that deep down, everyone naturally hates people with darker skin. Everyone. Including those with dark skin. From there, people have to engage in the cognitive distance that they hate the dark people but have been told everyone is equal and equally precious. This causes them to overcorrect and go absolutely insane if anyone says anything bad about darker skinned people. This same overcorrection causes them to worship anyone who calls themselves black, even if they're as close to white as possible, because at least then they can claim they don't have the inherent bias against dark skinned people.

>>211680310
eyeshadow on a male + colored contacts

The name Bond .... Bail Bond.

So all that macho posturing in the black community was just a smokescreen?
I have to admit, they had me fooled. Turns out they're the gayest mf's on the planet!

>>211680288 (OP)
He looks like a chad don ramon

The only people who call themselves British in the UK are non-whites now. The real ones go by English, Scottish or Welsh.

>>211680288 (OP)
He's a nigger.

I work with the production team and I'm so fucking over all the shitty try-hard agents trying to get their actors some buzz by pretending to the press that it is a sure thing that their guy is the next James Bond.
You want a fucking list of the people we've screen tested? Here you go:
Asa Butterfield, Finn Cole, Taron Egerton, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland.
Anything else your hear is bullshit. Bezos will make the final decision based on those screen tests, when he is done with all this wedding stuff.

>>211683625
>Taron Egerton
is that the guy barbara broccoli liked? or is that one guy from the CW show

>>211683476
I used to call myself British because I had English and Scottish grandparents, but these days I'm put off by just how bitter the average Scot seems to be, particularly the younger ones.

Now he looks more like a normal person and not someone bred for acting. Still zesty though.

>>211680288 (OP)
Not even blacks want to look at blacks.

>>211680288 (OP)
He looks like he would be accused of raping a guy eventually

>>211683695
This guy.

>>211683310
Niggers hate everyone

>>211683722
>bitter the average Scot seems to be
they do seem very bitter, especially at the english kek

>>211680288 (OP)
>Places Where a Black Man May Face Discrimination or Unequal Treatment
>1. Eastern Europe
Countries: Russia, Ukraine, parts of Poland, Hungary, Bulgaria.
>Issues: Black travelers and residents report frequent experiences of racial profiling, verbal abuse, and sometimes physical hostility. In Russia, for instance, there have been documented cases of racially motivated violence.
>Service Denial: While not legally sanctioned, discrimination in entry to clubs, bars, or even getting taxis is reported.
>2. Middle East (some regions)
Countries: Lebanon, parts of Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE (though Dubai is more cosmopolitan).
>Issues: Anti-Black racism can be tied to historic caste systems or colorism. Migrant workers from Africa often face harsh conditions.
>Social Bias: Dark skin can be stigmatized, and Black travelers may experience suspicion or differential treatment, especially if not affluent.
>3. Asia (particularly parts of China and India)
>China: In cities like Guangzhou, Black Africans have faced surveillance, evictions, and hostility, especially during COVID-19.
>Entry to clubs and bars may be denied based on race.
>India: African students in cities like Delhi and Bangalore have reported racism, verbal abuse, and even mob attacks.

>>211680791
Same "source" claiming that tranny was going to be Zelda btw.

>>211680288 (OP)
>Pierre
>Black
He's as British as a Crufts mate

>>211683815
>He looks like he would be accused of raping a guy eventually
This lol

>>211680310
o sweetie... your disarray is caused by your closeted feelings for handsome men: your words reeks of homolust lmaooooo

>>211680536
>never say never again
>even if bond got poisoned with the wuhan flu and blown up by a missile barrage

N

>>211680698
The point is to cast a black as Bond.

>>211683736
looks like a default character when you pick your race in the elder scrolls

>>211680288 (OP)
Shaken, not stirred, nigga.

I wouldn't mind a black bond if it means I get more black bond girls to sate my jungle fever

Not happening, made-up rumor by a politically motivated Twitter "leaker" with a history of radical sentiment. He's not being considered, approached or has any connection to the James Bond casting process. The current frontrunners are Leo Suter, Tom Brittney, Tom Blyth and Ian Harding.

>>211681421
Did they make him pretend he was attracted to that hideous creature, or was it just another spy?

>>211680288 (OP)
How come he doesn't look British?

>>211685203
Don't believe your lying eyes. This African man is British and you will accept it or be taken to the gulag. To be fair to the guy himself he hasn't any race-baiting nonsense and seems like a cool guy. It's only a shame he's going to get shat on because some terminally online radically left insane loser on X decided to make him the face of his totally bollocks engagement bait "story".

>>211680288 (OP)
Craig is already the first gay Bond, nbd. Watch Rebel Ridge he's strong enough in action drama.

>>211685478
So? Look at him. He's black. He can't be Bond. He seems like a nice dude and can act but he will never, in any reality, come close to being Bond.

>>211681421
One of those very awful pictures that you are grateful for in the end, sparing you from watching the film.

>>211680288 (OP)
He's as British as I am Venezuelan

>>211680288 (OP)
They can do what they like. I was permanently no longer a customer after seeing Bond ride bitch.

>michelle yeoh instead of lucy liu for the asian bond chick
yech

>>211680288 (OP)
wypipo don season dey stages

>>211683872
>Niggers hate everyone
You're thinking of Bruce Willis.

>>211689314
kek

>>211680354
>Drunkenly stumbles into the villain's mountain lair
>WHAAAAAAAAAAT A SHIT'OLE

>>211688749
>ride bitch.
I'm assuming that means he was in the passenger seat with a female driver?

>>211680310
Its the round eyebrows

>>211680698
>>211680815
>>211682796
Cavil is uncharismatic and is an anti draw

>>211680288 (OP)
I'm not watching a film with a black male lead
>>211680307
this

>>211685124
>or was it just another spy?
lol
lmao even
She is 007.

>>211681421
Hahahaha! I don't even have to ask if this is real.

>>211690156
He can't act but why would you blame shitty films on him instead of the mentally retarded writers and producers?

>>211680288 (OP)
He would be perfect as a black spy but really weird as Bond. Michael B Jordan would be better because he has that memorable grit and is sexy talking about eating pussies. This guy is so handsome that its going to make you feel weird. British Whites has a grit they are never that good looking, males can see themselves as them but women can still be attracted to them. This guy is too handsome to be a self insert.

>>211690050
damn this actually happened

>>211680288 (OP)
>deconstruct ethnic categories to the point of being meaningless with this one simple trick

>>211691437
Idiotic pic. You Only Live Twice features female driver.

>>211690156
those are just bad movies. he is fine in fallout for example. i also like him in monte cristo and he wouldve been a fine witcher if netflix wasnt retarded

>>211691533
If you can't tell the difference, you're either a woman, low test or homosexual.
Which is it, anon? These are your choices.

>>211691533
I mean, that pic also shows the filmaking qualities degraded, such as lighting and the actors' posture. It's ironic that elevating women seems to be consistent with reduced quality.

>>211691533
>>211691656
not to mention, the female driver in the top pic seems to be controlling the bike somewhat.

>>211691613
Be kind. There are a lot of autists here.

>>211691533
>>211691533
riding on the back of any bike is considered being a bitch. thats why its the bitch seat. a car doesnt count in the least. and its some gay ass moped as well with some groid diversity hire. if it were, lets say, uma thurman on some kawasaki driving craig around through a chase, the image changes drastically. james bond is all about appearance, because usually he is failing upwards nine out of ten times.

>>211691613
I have average test and can tell you this - you're full of shit

>>211681248
they had to do the weird angle to hide his small hands

>>211681421
>virgin hoverhands

>>211680288 (OP)
I'll ask it again, what if Bond has to seduce a woman villain for his mission and she turns out to be a rascist? The whole mission is deadlocked now, got to request another agent or the baddies win.

>>211691765
>I have average test
NGMI

I'm tired of all these guessing games and speculation, when are they actually going to announce it?

>>211680288 (OP)
>So what's the problem?
If they cast a black guy I won't watch it because it's no longer worth watching. Other than that nothing I guess but it's just going to defile the bond brand entirely.

>>211691995
What would be the chuds choice? Jeremy Clarkson?

>>211680288 (OP)
he looks gay

>>211692066
>White
>English
That's the chud's choice. Apparently even that's too difficult.

>>211691995
hopefully when they have an actual plan for 2-3 movies in place and not just because they need to start making films to hold onto the licence.

>>211680288 (OP)
Too little too late. Shoulda pounced on Idris Elba's fame in the early-mid 2010s when this would've actually been seen as an interesting move (pre-woke era). Now they're just following trends. The most transgressive option is to go with a white guy again, but maybe cast some scrawny Twink instead of a himbo.

I should play Bond

He looks zesty as fuck!

>>211680288 (OP)
>commanding presence
Yeah... those ear sticking out over his shoulders are hard to miss. lol

>>211689278
Lui was tied up with Ballistic: Eks Vs Sever. Plus the mini-Asian worship period in the wake of Crouching tiger.

>>211684473
Everything after the point Bond goes to Blofeld's compound in Spectre is a drug induced hallucination.

>>211691995
It's Aaron Taylor-Johnson, just as the reports say. No big surprise. It'll be announced in October to coincide with Global James Bond Day as they need some time to lock down script, director, locations etc. The guy practically spilled the beans on the red carpet for 28 Years Later. It's as everyone expected.

Imagine the shitstorm of fandom menace videos if he gets cast

>>211696289
i am an idiot for laughing at this

>>211681314
Green Lantern

They won't do this because it would cause an unprecented shitstorm and would wake too many people up to what's going in the media since they're so fucked in the head that the only way to get them to wake up about the world is through the media that they consume.

>>211697233
They were different times.

>>211696909
Nathan Fillion is playing Green Lantern.

6'3 too tall for bond

>>211680526
Reminder that they hid this evil monster's race for weeks but released the Liverpool car attack guy's race (white) within like 1 hour of the attack happening despite nobody dying in the latter and 3 little girls being stabbed to death in the former. This country is a sick joke.

>>211680310
Fake contacts. He wants European features soooo bad kek

>>211680999
the people living in britain when the anglo saxons invaded(with descendants still living there) aaare.....

>>211680288 (OP)
>mrshelby101
i can smell the curry

>>211680307
Exactly, at least Craig didn't allow his zest to come out as Bond.

>>211680288 (OP)
I hope we get a bond crust busting scene every movie now

>>211697670
I've actually seen him irl and he's about 5'10

>>211697776
Because some far right dipshits were trying to stoke a racewar, saying that the suspect was Muslim.
It's setting a dangerous precedent though. The next time such details can't be released for whatever reason, people are just gonna assume what they want the truth to be.
Honesty and transparency is usually the best policy. It always comes back to bite you.

>>211690156
His acting is ok but he choose pretty bad movies, but then again a) there are only bad movies nowadays and b) nobody wants to cast a white male lead so he gets the worst of the worst.

>>211680815
Kofe time.

>>211680999
So if I emigrated to Japan I could play Oda Nobunaga in movies since japanese isn't an ethnicity?

British means Englishman.
Race means subspecies.
Gender means sex.
And the capital of Ukraine is spelled Kiev, unless they want to make English their official language.
Simple as.

>>211691699
They're handcuffed together, it was a big set-piece. We went from "girls can do it too!" equality in 97 to "sit in the back, white male" equity in 21.

>>211681175
They did genetic testing on remains in Australia and it turned out that the abbos had murdered all the native Australians right before European contact.

>>211680288 (OP)
Pic related is Bond. Change race and it's an instant miscast.

>>211680288 (OP)
He looks like he gets slapped around by Will Smith.

>>211698321
>saying that the suspect was Muslim.
Didn't they released a few months later and he was, indeed, muslim?

>>211691699
Yeah they're handcuffed so they share the control of the motorbike using their free hands. The colors of their costumes are picked to allow the viewer to tell what's going on in the fast paced cuts, the bike is a powerful beast of steel under their crotches, the subtext of sex danger violence and power is all over this scene.
Whereas in the bottom one the old white man has resigned himself to taking the backseat on a faggot Vespa clone sputtering into (his) twilight driven by a mouthbreathing vantablack tranny, and as the color choice of the costumes loudly announce, "we be the new whites now, cracka, we finna run dis mofuggin show now".

>>211680288 (OP)
We can't have two gay Bonds in a row.

>>211699108
We missed out on some kino.

>>211691533
This must be one of the highest stake chase scenes in the bond history given, you know, the Asian female driver

>>211680354
my ancestors :)

>>211698321
he was an islamist, they literally found al qaeda handbooks in his home

>>211699411
kek

>>211681421
>008Ball Licence to Fry Chicken
genuinely lol

>>211680288 (OP)
>Fat rubber lips.
>Mutt complexion.
I'll probably skip this zesty buck if it's all the same to Amazon.

>>211698321
>Because some far right dipshits were trying to stoke a racewar
>implying it's not already a racewar

>>211683892
ok, but paradox of tolerance only applies if you have power, just like racism. and as you know, only white people have power.

Shaken, not stirred
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