Thread 211681681

Remember Zoe Slater? She's back, in PAWG form

>>211681681 (OP)
>Remember Zoe Slater?
never geard of her
>She's back, in PAWG form
cool

>>211681681 (OP)
she looks like the milf teacher who would let me stroke her ass through her office trousers when I'd sit in the back of the class

>>211681727
EastEnders character who left the show 20 years ago to pursue a career in movies (it didn't turn out well)

>>211681758
this never happened

>>211682253

>EastEnders character who left the show 20 years ago to pursue a career in movies (it didn't turn out well)

Has it ever? I think one of the 10 or so kids to play Peter Beale got groomed by Bryan Singer for a bit and has done alright since, and Stacy's brother got fired from the Hobbit or something, but beyond that nada.

Would have given anything for Ross Kemp to have starred in sub Seven Segal mid 2000s action slop instead of making fake documentaries about gangbangers

>>211682362
I liked Ross Kemp in Ultimate Force

>>211682279

You never happened anon, you're not actually posting here, you're just the shade of a possibility that someone could get over how fucking ugly your mum is for long enough to get hard and conceive you.

>>211682279
yeah it did. It was I.T so there was a computer at the back of the room where she'd sit next to me and "help"/watch another student do their work. So I'd be against a wall on my right side and shed be on my life. I'd put my hand down before she said down and she'd have one ass cheek sat on my hand. I'd then wiggle it and she'd arch it a bit so I could massage it. Went on for about 3 years. I wish I pushed it further but i was too busy thinking about habbo hotel and runescape.

I once sent an email to her school work email saying I loved her arse and she cornered me in school one day asking if I did it. I was a beta and said it was one of my friends doing it on my email.

>>211682390

He's a terrible actor who has only got worse with age (see his recent 'Stenders stint) but godamn if he isn't compelling to watch.

>>211682362

Peggy was in like 10 Carry On films fuckwit

>>211681681 (OP)
I don't know who she is but I want her to breastfeed me and tell me i'm a good boy for mommy

>>211682456
that was way before she ever appeared in Eastenders

>>211682400
why did she let you do that

GOAT character
GOAT storyline
GOAT scene

>>211682505
fancied me or some shit? Older women have always seemed to like me. Happened a ton when I'd go out drinking. There was a few teachers like this throughout secondary school.

I could have probably got laid numerous times with older chicks out of school etc but I was just too much of an insecure retard that I'd just stay in all day and night. If I could put my coomer brain in younger me id be a chad now. The I.t gave me a huge fetish for older women and her phenotype was similar to uma thurmanlol

>>211681681 (OP)
Weird to think she was on track to be a potential Hollywood star. Pity her show was shit

YOU AINT MY MUVVA

Been watching Hollyoaks and it's the worst fucking soap I've ever seen, can't believe it's a thing
>cut down to 3 episodes a week
>actors just don't show up for work sometimes, writers try to write around it or they die offscreen
>character is takes children hostage and uses them as sex slaves and tries to sell them on the dark web, gets away with it and is painted as sympathetic because she's a woman
>also village forgives her
>trans people in the show are trying to kill themselves 24/7 and everyone drops what they are doing to placate them
>storylines that go nowhere
>completely unexplained events occur where characters just change motivations for seemingly no reason
>Character gets run over and her head crushed by a jeep and she just returns after a couple of days in hospital
It's such a horrendous shitshow but I cannot stop watching it

>>211681681 (OP)
What is this archetype? Like fuck I want this thicc pawg mommy to suffocate my face with her intoxicating ass

>>211683093
built for /ss/

>>211683050
You too? It's on after I get home from work and start preparing food and I just stick it on. It's absolute trash but holy shit I can't stop watching it as it's so damn ridiculous.

>>211683050
I used to watch Hollyoaks in the early-mid 2000s because of how many hot girls were in it. Do they still cast people for their looks or has the show gone the 'diversity is our strength' route?

>>211681681 (OP)
>Remember Zoe Slater?
Who?
>She's back, in PAWG form
I'm in

she was hot as the sorceress in merlin

>>211683472
>Do they still cast people for their looks or has the show gone the 'diversity is our strength' route?
Absolutely the latter, except they somehow manage to paint the most ridiculous stereotypes unwittingly.
>all gays are promiscuous drug addicts and aids carriers
>all trans people have 24/7 suicidal ideation over the simplest things
>all black people are corrupt and can't do their jobs properly
they've even got a white incestuous family who are constantly sleeping with each other


Meanwhile sometimes I catch classic eastenders on one of the UKTV channels from 2009ish and it's so leaps and bounds better in writing and acting it's insane.

>>211681758
Are you a nigger

When they bringing Barry back?

>>211681681 (OP)
PAWG isnt just 50 lbs overweight.

>>211683962
Those aren't stereotypes, those are pretty accurate descriptions of the behaviors of each of those groups

>>211681681 (OP)
Best couple coming through

>>211682362
>Stacy's brother got fired from the Hobbit
Hes like Cavill. Big gamer/sci fi nerd. Didn't hear about the Hobbit

>>211683574
Shes not without talent. Got unlucky in America and also had some mental health issues. Realised she didn't need to humiliate herself and could live off her EastEnders money. Until now

>>211681681 (OP)

I'm single and in my 30s and I exclusively have one night stands with women like this

>>211682253
Vicki Fowler was also off screen for 20 years.

Left the show looking like this.

>>211687763
Returned with a new actress looking like this

>>211681681 (OP)
She's 41 btw. Filling out later on extends the duration of a woman being attractive.
>>211687440
I would like your life.

YOU AINT MY MUVVA was britbong kino

>>211683976
no you pathetic chinless indian

>>211687814
Grim