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Anonymous No.211682430 >>211682697 >>211683028 >>211683056 >>211683133 >>211683159 >>211683369 >>211683517 >>211683606 >>211683740 >>211684066 >>211684201 >>211684990 >>211685047 >>211685680 >>211687371 >>211687552
The age of capeshit is over.
Anonymous No.211682572 >>211682612 >>211683563 >>211687299
dino kino > cape slop
Anonymous No.211682612 >>211682697
>>211682572
True, but the new JP movies aren't dino kino...
Anonymous No.211682645 >>211684057
>seems to have went back to the more horror leaning aspects
Base-
>went back to hybrid shit
Goddamnit. I’d have preferred they just introduce the troodon from the telltale game.
Anonymous No.211682697 >>211683740 >>211685433 >>211686046
>>211682430 (OP)
Day 1 watch

>>211682612
This one has a Edwards directing and the writer of the first two original films. Reactions from the premiere also say its better than the other JW movies so I think it will, at the very least, be better than Dominion
Anonymous No.211683028 >>211683228 >>211683532
>>211682430 (OP)
she is NOT aging gracefully
Anonymous No.211683056 >>211686980
>>211682430 (OP)
What the fuck are these ugly ass dinos? Every dino I see from this movie looks more and more gay than the last.
Anonymous No.211683133 >>211685669
>>211682430 (OP)
>Scarjo will never call you a bad little boy with that erection, then FORCE YOU to let her take care of it for you with her big boobies

Why live
Anonymous No.211683159
>>211682430 (OP)
this is still capeshit
Anonymous No.211683228
>>211683028
She was always ugly and weird looking, so it's not like aging matters much.
It's fucking insane that so many faggots were tricked into finding her attractive.
Anonymous No.211683304
Primitive War is another dinosaur movie coming out this year. Dinosaurs attack a group of us soldiers during the Vietnam war. Looks fun.
Anonymous No.211683369
>>211682430 (OP)
where are the feathers?
Anonymous No.211683517
>>211682430 (OP)
That dino has a fucking beak
Anonymous No.211683532 >>211683650 >>211684935
>>211683028
She looks great for her age
Anonymous No.211683563 >>211683740
>>211682572
>dino kino
C'mon! She's not THAT walled.
Anonymous No.211683606
>>211682430 (OP)
The Age of Slopsaurus has begun.
Anonymous No.211683650 >>211684935
>>211683532
Still has 10/10 DSLs
Anonymous No.211683740 >>211687485
>>211682430 (OP)
>That chin and jaw
She is masculinising hard
>>211682697
Boob job?
>>211683563
She peaked in the avengers. Afterward she clearly started to do a subtle bogging and it wasn't enough.
Anonymous No.211683781
Film adaptation when?
Anonymous No.211683989 >>211684561
Outside of the JW movies and 65, have we gotten any bigger budget dinosaur movies in the last several years?
Anonymous No.211684057
>>211682645
I have an idea for the sequel
Anonymous No.211684066
>>211682430 (OP)
Doesn't stop being capeshit or marvelshit just because it suddenly has a cgi dino instead of cgi-man and isn't made by marvel.
Same for gameshit and animeshit
Anonymous No.211684201 >>211684288
>>211682430 (OP)
Could a spray-tanned hag with a dart gun really stand a chance against genetically engineered killer dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.211684288
>>211684201
The dart gun is actually a blood-drawing syringe, and the dinosaurs have special magic DNA that cures all cancer.
Anonymous No.211684561
>>211683989
65 sucked so much ass it was so shit waste of my time bro
Anonymous No.211684935 >>211687197
>>211683650
>>211683532
She looks mommy tier.
Anonymous No.211684990 >>211685034
>>211682430 (OP)
She’s not even hiding from the thing here it can see her from this angle wtf is supposed to be happening here?
Anonymous No.211685034
>>211684990
All the Jurassic Park 7 posters have terrible composition. The one with her pretending to hang from a cliff face looks really bad too. The angle she was photographed from clearly isn't the same angle as the fake cliff, and the dinosaur itself might have been made with a crappy AI generator.
Anonymous No.211685047
>>211682430 (OP)
>DINOED
Anonymous No.211685433
>>211682697
I will now watch your film
Anonymous No.211685669
>>211683133
>ScarJo will never reprise the role of Sen. Katie Britt while Colin watches from the corner
Anonymous No.211685680 >>211685709 >>211685859 >>211687226
>>211682430 (OP)
>mutant dinos

why do they insist on such a fucking trash idea
Anonymous No.211685709
>>211685680
It was really good coke.
Anonymous No.211685859 >>211686989
>>211685680
Copyright.
After the first Jurassic Park released, hundreds of companies made a killing selling t-rex products. Toys, videogames, clothes etc They capitalised hard on the marketing that the film had done to profit off of it without paying.
By putting in mutant dinosaurs, no one else can use these creatures without infringing on copyright.
Anonymous No.211686046 >>211686654
>>211682697
Damn, is she still growing?
Anonymous No.211686654
>>211686046
[insert joke about something else growing]
Anonymous No.211686980
>>211683056
They are mutadons, mutant dinosaur hybrids between raptor and pterosaur

all we know is that one of them kills a velociraptor in the movie and fans are treating it like a new spino vs t-rex situation
Anonymous No.211686989
>>211685859
>By putting in mutant dinosaurs, no one else can use these creatures that no one wants to buy
brilliant
Anonymous No.211687059
These dinosaur hybrids look so fucking gay
Anonymous No.211687131
>gooning for two hours to mommy scarletts ass as she fights muttdinos
May be kino
Anonymous No.211687197
>>211684935
She is
Anonymous No.211687226 >>211687328
>>211685680
In this case its more like genetic deformity dinos/cloning gone wrong which makes more sense than the 'designer' dinos we saw in JW 1-3
Anonymous No.211687299 >>211687446
>>211682572
>indian photoshop slop
Anonymous No.211687307
I need a mommy scarjo gf so bad
Anonymous No.211687328
>>211687226
That's true. It does make sense that they didn't get the dinos right the first time and we get some fucked up ones as a result
Anonymous No.211687371
>>211682430 (OP)
I just want a Dino Crisis movie, enough of this half-baked shit
Anonymous No.211687446
>>211687299
Literally from the premiere yesterday dumbass
Anonymous No.211687485
>>211683740
Three pregnancies.
Anonymous No.211687542
I love her
Anonymous No.211687552
>>211682430 (OP)
Based