The Pillars of Fishtank edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Josie + Steinful CONFIRMED https://x.com/stainfool/status/1935550390482911611
-- They showed Extreme Peace to the fish and it sucks COCK https://x.com/wigger/status/1935503379876200919
-- Freddy put laxatives in EVERYTHING, Seth drank a lot of it, Mints wasn't paying attention, Angie snitched - BIG SCANDAL!
-- Trish is officially BWC only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnI6fXXEJWw&t=20675s
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>>211681683
>jimmycord fag creates a post 18 images before reaching image limit so he could insert his beloved retard in the op
How the fuck did he watch all of fishtank without being /ftl/?
Posting here is 80% of the fun of the show
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>>211683720>Not our problem. Nobody cares
>>211683863and that's a good thing because its a reddit show and season
>>211683863No but it took a long time to load for me this morning
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First official Fishtank RFC (request for comment) (reposting from previous thread)
>>211682241Yes and no. Sam and Jet like to tout a YOLO philosophy without nuance - you only have one life, you were only put here for a short time, it is your responsibility to do what's best for you at all times. This degrades into a self-serving ethics however, which is exemplified by both Sam and Jet refusing to openly acknowledge their questionable pasts, burning bridges, pitting themselves against an increasing roster of enemies that they must defeat at all costs. To them, life is not about completion or balance, but self-aggrandizement - a completely materialistic worldview. This is why I always took Sam's bullshit alpha male proselyting with a grain of salt. How he can preach his crypto-MGTOW slop without a hint of irony. Not to say he doesn't have valuable takes, such as cutting bad people out of your life, writing down your goals and problems to create actionable solutions, etc. But that's not the whole picture, and anyone who blindly follows what he preaches will turn out exactly like him - bitter, standoffish, cynical. I fear Jet is already far too deep in this to be saved, and it shows.
Also, Jin won.
>>211683884he's very clearly a twitter orbiter if not a straight up plant. they think we're all meanies
>>211683884imagine admitting in public you are on 4chan. only newfags do that and you must be one.
so we all agree this is a flop?
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erm... i love ellie!
>>211683934it's all tumbling down
>>211683932He is an oddbod fan which just confirms he is part of the wrong audience group
Need Ellie forcefed prunes and laxatives then locked in a room with Cyro and she’s not allowed out until he’s no longer hungry
>>211683655Daniel specifically asked production for laxative on Day 2 or so, because he was constipated. He asked them in secret. When the laxative arrived, I think it was Mints, ran up to Daniel with it, when he was in front of Angie, and said "Daniel I got your laxative!" really loudly in front of them.
>>211683884It took me 2 days to finally figure out who Spencer reminds me of
https://youtu.be/nYzu7RhXG80?si=kpXlAS_5xqI4XVv-
Abi seems to get uglier each time she makes an appearance
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Christmas example
>>211683987Claire, you know she's autistic and struggles with basic tasks. Please stop being mean.
>>211683959>Mints responsibile for letting people know there's laxatives in the tank>Mints responsible for letting Freddy poison all the food because he was too busy watching Rick and forty video essays on the treadmill to watch the camerasHow many strikes does he have left?
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damn he binned it
>>211683987This but unironically
>>211683987what getting ran through does to a woman
>>211683987she's morphing into sylvia
>>211684007the strokes im gonna give him
Reminder that the only reason Jin wasn't called back, is because that would require Jet to admit he was wrong.
>>211684007Meh, it probably is illegal overall, but only that a diuretic can affect people who take certain meds or have kidney damage already. Laxatives really only make you feel like you have to poop and loosen the stool. It's like Dumb and Dumber, but I wish it were.
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>>211683895Not my problem
Mints doesn’t actually do anything, he’s just plap meat all the wiggers take turns with.
>>211683987Drugs and alcohol do that
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>a note daniel left to himself
damn i feel bad for this autistic nigga
>>211683884As far as I'm concerned he's a fag then; /ftl/ sucks but every other Fishtank "community" is leagues worse. Most people here actually discuss the show when it's running at least instead of posting nonstop simp bait, reveling in online drama between autistic retards, or sucking off Sam Hyde.
>>211684051...and he's an unfunny pedo who scared all the hoes
how do i get a girl like Joop to top my fuzzy ass
>>211684068I cant read that
>>211684051They had a couple days too! Jet is entirely too petty, vengeful, and feminine to say that he rushed the decision and shouldn't have done so. He didn't even speak with Jin while Jin while waiting in the basement for his ride.
>>211684068nigga so depressed he coudnt get that angie coochie lmao
>>211684073>posting nonstop simp bait, reveling in online drama between autistic retardsThat’s off season /ftl/
>>211684097>just get through the morning
>>211684068>just get through the morningdamn…daniel :/
>>211684073this is simp central
>>211684073>posting nonstop simp bait,ITS A BIT
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>>211683935Does nothing for me desu too much ching Chong. Prefer pre bleached
>>211682451>freddy, you are a druggie but at least you are not as weak as frank who was trying to overdose advilwe got robbed because jin was not hidding his powerlevel, he was shining too early too bright
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just get through the morning....
>>211684098>He didn't even speak with Jin while Jin while waiting in the basement for his ride.even worse, he was actually hiding in the bathroom.
the last time jin saw jet was like a few days before they yoinked him out.
>>211684068>Day 6this nigga is not making it lmao
>>211684068Yikes. Wouldn't have been like this if Jin was still there. Really changed the entire dynamic for the worse.
>>211684109Oof. Yeah he is going home first he isn't cut out for this. Wiggers should mercy kill
>>211684124Would love to see how you weirdos act irl
Where is a good place I can get a cool wardrobe like Seth?
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>>211684158Cryokeen is more or less how I imagine all the simps in these threads
>>211684135I would honestly. Gotta catch her just after S2 though since she went a little whacko.
>Season 4 is going to blow your freaking.... I can't even put it into words dude, it's, it's going to be crazy. When you guys see what we have been cooking up... oh my GOD it's going to be AWESOME
Been walking around my apartment getting ready for work and saying “omega fafo” over and over to myself
The YouTube cut of extreme peace was really bad. I don't think a single sketch was better than like a 5/10.
The situation really looks like somebody paid for them to make this show, so they just gave them a rehash of the same slop they always knew. Horrible pacing too, really slow but with no content.
>>211684133This brat needs to be taken to the playroom after last night
>>211684158I work at a biology lab. Im fairly normal and people like me. Its literally a bit and i did it with payton too
>>211684107Used to be you had to go to that Josiefag's threads on that other shit board during off-season, but mods started allowing off-season threads here after Bloodgames for whatever reason. But yeah, you're right. The threads made while the show is airing actually attract people who care more about the "show" aspect of Fishtank than whether or not LingLing is going to have sex with Frankie post-tank or whatever.
>>211684153why doesn't he just get a doctor to snip it off with sterilized scissors
>>211684160>>211684168Sales section of Old Navy or H&M.
was anyone watching overnight? did production remove the spiked drinks from the fridge
>>211684144More like a few hours cuz Jet came up for the beef challenges that day
>>211684068how does one man become so completely broken
>>211684144even worse, he told everyone else to not speak with Jin
>>211684207yeah i meant talked to him
>>211684068Damn. Dan's not gonna make it when he leaves the tank.
>>211684068d dude goin through it
mints g string type stuff
>>211684190post doc or grad student or undergrad ra?
>>211684180I actually thought it was pretty good. A lot more hate filled than I expected though. I think they did the "what the fuck are you talking about" to the old guys once too many times, but that's about it.
>>211684212The only person who talked with him at all was Luke, who was also told by Jet to film it on his phone for some reason. HUGE pussy.
>>211684224He's talking to production, he will be back shortly.
>>211684206No, but seth just did in the morning
>>211684135Free the beautiful CK
>>211684068dan might actually kill himself after this.
>>211684158I'm married but it's just funny to say shit sometimes. If I were on FT, I'd still creep on the girls because why not? I'm not going to actually do anything.
>>211684256Seth IQ >>> wigger IQ
>>211684193>The threads made while the show is airing actually attract people who care more about the "show" aspect of Fishtank than whether or not LingLing is going to have sex with Frankie post-tank or whatever.I've noticed on other boards as well that the mods don't seem to allow generals or much discussion about new things that aren't already "established" as a more popular/known thing. maybe they think it's the people who made it advertising it themselves. but that happens no matter what anyway.
>>211684068sam told him to do that, do you even watch the show???
>>211684158i simped for payton and mizzy to antagonize binx simps, IRL i'm tall and have a girlfriend and a six figure career
>>211684224he had a family emergency
>>211684261How much firewater does she charge for a couple of throws in her?
>stop making threads so early!!!
someone started one right after mine, they keep trying to pre-empt me, i have to compete with these retards
>>211684256wtf LAME we wanted shittank
>>211684068you got the other one too?
>>211684281Good catch, I didn't actually see that.
>>211684281No I just see clips on reddit
Fuck Dan I simp for Angie
>>211684306can't deny that
>>211684291Whoever made this Danjak is a hero. Perfectly captures his disgusting appearance.
>>211683991Hail our newly wed queen Channing.
Wish her love and life
>>211684316ass moogles drench
>>211684238I have a masters to be a therapist but didnt like it so i swapped professions and squeezing my way in to a cushy HR job as this company expands
Freddy is an actual liability, right?
>>211684306You have zero reason to believe me, but I'm incredibly charming and outgoing. But being weird and saying volatile things is just funny. I can't say it to many IRL people, but amongst people I know very close, making rape jokes IS funny.
>ellie and direnc still don't know about the laxatives in the milk
>mints was too lazy to throw it away
>turn on fishtank (tm)
>the camera is just on Rachel not doing fucking anything
>close tab
>call Jet a faggot tranny
>>211684224Shouldn't have tested me. We really wanted him to stay but he just couldn't help himself. The house affects everyone differently, just part of the game.
it hasnt even been 6 whole days. how are they gonna squeeze 5 more weeks out of everybody
>>211684342Im convinced she will return to him in the end. She likes it when she is scared of guys right? She said she cant trust him or doesn't feel safe around him but thats her type right??? Dangelina can still make it. They gotta.
>>211684362They’re going to sleep all day
>>211684224https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1leexyp/to_be_clear_jin_was_kicked_due_to_the_r9k_comment/
>>211684190So you're a high functioning simp. But just like a high functioning drug addict or alcoholic, it doesn't change the fact that you're fucked in the head.
Ironic addiction is still addiction.
>>211684336>HR Are you a sexy cougar?
>>211684377there's an obvious twist coming, the cast seems pretty clued in that someone is coming soon and then something major happens at week 2.
>>211684347Yeah, they're probably going to fix the elimination tonight to boot him. It's not like they're going to keep him druk for the next month anyway and he's already committed multiple crimes.
I want to support him because of his cool shirts and responses but he hasn't given me a reason
>>211684396Are one of his legs longer than the other or something? Why the fuck does he walk like this?
>>211684396>dumper>milkers>soft features>curly hairdamn, she's my type
I haven't had a drink in 4 days.I feel pretty depressed
>>211684396He’s like a less sexy Chuckie Finster.
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we need to be having a schitty pool party and making mints wear a speedo
>>211684347Yeah, but as long as he doesn't tip the content/lawsuit ratio too badly he's fine.
Can these wiggers just turn on tts already? Its not our problem they stay up till 5am
>>211684091I think Dan's scared the hoes more at this point than Jin ever did
>>211684224Jin's taking a shower
>>211684420He reminds me of the tall funny looking guy from whose line is it anyways.
Today could hold some potential Daniel sperg out kino after last night witth Dirench and Angie
if you keep joking about wanting to fuck mints it's going to rewire your brain cut it the hell out
>>211684431I haven't drank in a month. Freddy would be a month sober too if he weren't on Fishtank, kek.
>>211684418Lord Moldybutt
Calling it that either Freddy or Daniel leave today
>>211684453 I thought he was about the same height as Freddy
>>211684461>he thinks im jokingi would make that little bitch squeal
>>211684400Dude HR is such a do nothing job and if you get into a company early you can get a job just forwarding emails to people. Thats why women take that job. Its free money
thoughts on s5 all stars season cast
>>211683932who cares, literally half the people or more on this show go on 4chan and its not like 4chan is some mysterious place like it once was
>>211684431Cold morning beers can hit the spot ya know
>>211684224He beefed with Sam, and they boxed. Now, he's at the hospital after Sam nailed him in the ribs. Hopefully it's just bruised
>>211684470You can't even make fun of Spencer he's such a nothing person. Rather him leave, but he's a twitter fan or something, which is Jet's ideal.
Is this still accurate? When is elimination night?
need some freeloaders in this bitch
>>211684347That's Rachel's fault. She gets kicked. Freddy did nothing wrong.
>>211684486i don't watch off-season streams
>YOUR BREATH FUCKING STINKS DUDE
>YOU'RE A SEX PERVERT LIKE JIN THAT TRIED TO HOLD MY HAND
how does Dani boy come back from this?
>>211684432Jobe is a nigger
>>211684420He is oliver but less cool. Just a side character
>>211684461I’m not joking. I want to that fat ass and make him pregnant.
>>211684261I guess i'm not in jail so that's something
>>211684498 Is Dan an /ftl/ guy?
>>211684498Yeah I don’t want them to leave, just my guess who gets eliminated.
>>211684505that was pre angelina candy raid and the night deliveries
>>211684470>Losing 2 people out of 8 in the first weekNot a good look
>>211684523Hey don't say that
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>>211684491No, but it still has a bad reputation (for good reason, lots of questionable content and behavior on certain boards), and thus is a bad idea to attach yourself to, especially around people who don't know you well.
>>211684505The Jewish lion dies tonight
>>211684479maybe it's just because he looks really skinny
>>211684521she only said those things to hurt him because she was really mad in the moment, if she didn’t like him putting his hand on hers she would have moved it, she didn’t mean it.
>>211683885>that part where I threw a tantrum at jimmy? Scripted >that part where I threw a tantrum at cole? Scripted>that part where I threw a tantrum at the entrie season4 cast? Scripted This nigger cannot be serious.
>>211684536dan, jin, aryan and ellie are /tv/ftl
>>211684546Don't you know, Jin wasn't eliminated, he was "replaced." Jet is such a pussy.
>>211684546Jin doesnt count according to the wiggers
>>211684505how did seth have 141 in his pockets
>>211684521Those erect nipples tell a different story
>>211684514annoying filipina in the tank? send in dumbgay
>>211684491Anon tell me your full name so that it can be looked up and referenced on this board.
>>211684562Not me, I say I post all the time
>>211684495Not allowing myself to drink anymore.
when ppv back
i refuse to open the official site on my computer
>>211684521more awkward spergouts that his jimmycord followers think are redpilled and based
who the fuck is jin? you niggas trippin
>>211684588She also did a big whorish moan when they tore open her cheeseburger
>>211684562its a show full of degenerates and spergs man
Daniel does what Frank did in the past seasons.
>>211684554>??? is stronger than Jet
I don't want him to leave
>>211684521Why do none of these girls wear bras
rachel is just female cole, sitting alone in her room all day talking to tts constantly complaining about the other fish/production.
>>211684411>It's not like they're going to keep him druk for the next month anywayhe was funnier sober
>Did we go too far?
what was this poll in reference to?
>>211684574Lmao, what a bitch move
>>211684461its to late for us. save yourself
>>211684593Ellie mogs this bitch tenfold
>>211684596imagine doing this even after watching multiple seasons of fishtank and seeing how lame it makes you sound.
Imagine the offspring between Rachel and Cyro
>>211684575Rachel is Coal
>Believes everyone is plotting against her>Sort of correct but acts like a bitch about it>Sulks alone, isolating from everyone else>Talks to TTS all day>Refuses to participate in challenges>Threatens to leave all day>Begs for money from production
who's a tighter little piece?
>>211684629telling rachel to leave if she doesn't want to stay.
>>211684616That's clearly Jet's grip failing because of the suit. It has nothing to do with his strength. Jet is actually strong as fuck.
>>211684060Knowing Jet only has women like this on to try and fuck them really makes me feel gross watching the show. That's the line for me. Everything revolves around Jet trying to get laid. Even Scott's removal. I don't think I can watch this anymore. Either stop being a creep or bring Scott back to show he's not trying to bump off competition
>>211684611Beautifully ambiguous post.
>>211684648Tranny mondonigger seething
>>211684574Dude... that is just pathetic.
>>211684505>When is elimination night?Whenever the wiggers can confirm the person they want to leave has the least
>>211684649Angie is verifiably loose from RAPE
i see a lot of newfags breaking rules 1 and 2
>>211684655Someone post Jet struggling with the baby weights on the squat box!
>>211684655>Jet is actually strong as fuck.got a chuckle out of me but he definitely would have flipped it if not for the glove
less jet type stuff, more mints type stuff, roughly equal amount of ben type stuff
got dressed up nice and did my makeup just to watch freddy sleep :>
>>211684649Ellie seems more boney and is probably all awkward during sex. Might be tighter but it's a trade off.
Don't tell anyone, but I jerked off to Angie and Joopy last night
>>211684648undeniable trvth....
>>211684575Lune, my love.
Can we force her to cosplay lune?
Is Justin Roiland still persona non grata? Could they have him make an appearance for Aryeh?
>>211684575she looks uncomfortable to stay in one room with sam and jet only
>>211684649ellie but i would rather destroy angela
>>211684649Angie had a phat cameltoe showing day 1 and Ellie is allegedly a virgin so...
>>211684655I heard Jet can outsquat Sam and that Sam just doesn't let him do it on camera
>>211684505I really hope they're joking about keeping Rachel until the final 2, I really want her delusional, narcissistic ego crushed brutally.
>>211684707Sam probably considers him immoral and evil or something
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is ppv down? i cant get the site to even load.
>>211684649Asians faces always look weird bros
>>211684662True I just forget about it until the end if the season when the gooning gets real
>>211683987it's the Jet Goonson effect
Same thing happened to Claire
Alcohol withdrawal sucks
I wish I was born stronger or more of a sociopath.I don't know
Angie has been run through by at minimum 6 men including Jimmy
Ellie is a truecel who exclusively masturbates with her ass
>>211684684freddy cheated
crazy how many people have asked "who is steinful" this morning, why are you in this thread, are you starting with season 4
>>211684737Whoever tricked asian women into getting tattoos need a hot iron poker shoved in their ass.
>>211684754Want a cold beer?
>>211684754You can do it anon. Just stay strong. Do anything else besides drinking. Smoke 10 cigarettes in a row and drink coffee if you have to.
>>211684759People are just very stupid and imperceptive, it’s sucks having to live amongst them
>>211684521POINTY
ASS
NIPPLES
>>211684759Nobody cares about the season 2 edits
>distracts Jin while Jet is hiding in the bathroom until they get his things and kick him
do you think sam is in a good place rn?
>>211684759it’s impossible to fully understand fishtank if you arent on the main /bant/ thread 24/7 during the offseason.
>>211684759yeah Ive been woefully unemployed for a minute and need an escape
>>211684759s3 fags are morons anon
>>211684759okay, "who is that shitty editor that completely sabotaged the season 2 episodes?"
funny til it aint fuckin funny no more fafo put you in a shallow fuckin grave motherfucker maybe bury you with my 16 year old useless body of a daughter.... fuck ya its funny til aint fucking funny no more on my dead mothers maggot infested cunt !
>Josie + Steinful CONFIRMED
Who is steinful lol
>>211684645I just tell the truth man; it hilarious during big spring events (sp), when there are good generals about ongoing tv shows or movies (here), or to follow and laugh at whatever gaming outrage is happening at a given time (v). Just thread (lol) carefully.
>>211684422He's gay someone posted the fag porn. Sam went crazy on his arse hole last night, that's why he is walking like that. Not only is mints doing it for free, he's Sam's ginger gimp slave.
>>211684798You know you the cold brewski.. I can crack one open too its almost 11am lmao
>>211684825Approved by staff. You may continue posting.
>>211684759>feeling elite about watching trash TV for 4 seasonsSit down you little faggot.
>first thing direnc does upon waking is clean her room and do the laundry
In another era she would have been prime wife material. What a shame.
>>211684521He got mogged badly. Delusions of grandeur shattered. There's no coming back.
>>211684759Sorry I don't have a parasocial relationship with the wiggers producing the show.
I come here when a main season of airing, I watch it, I post a bit, I read the thread, then I fuck off till the next season.
I do not give a fuck about Sam and his wiggers, I do not give a fuck about MDE or the edited released DVD episodes, I do not give a fuck about the spin off between seasons or the fish after a season ends.
who was in the wrong here?
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>>211684737Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
>>211684567I don't think he is talking about ftl
>>211684759have you gone this whole time without having a job?
>>211684825cant awgue wit dat
is this a fucking hotel room lol
https://x.com/stainfool/status/1935550390482911611/photo/4
>>211684845just came back for me
>You now remember Tai in season 3
>>211684759It was me, and I just haven't been paying attention to these threads or the episodes since I watched virtually all the seasons live with the exception of bitchtank. Does my lack of /ftl/ lurking make me a moron? I would like to learn more about him, his real name, and where he lives since he started dating season 1 favorite though.
>>211684826You can do whatever you want, man.I don't want to be a junkie anymore
>>211684855sam is such an insecure faggot
I don't like that they messed up the house so early. We are going to become indifferent to the destruction and chaos if we see it already from day 6.
>>211684853actually based
>>211684770Good thing I don't mind tattoos so it's a win win for me
>>211684867Yeah why wouldn’t it be
>>211684855Samael Hydenberg
>>211684855freddy was raped
>>211684759>are you starting with season 4yes
i don't follow this stuff closely and whenever the past seasons were on it was already day 20 so i never bothered
>>211684867>is this a fuc-Nobody cares, steinfaggot.
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I miss Luca
I wish he wasn’t so low profile online like Vance is
>>211684885coddling rachel and kicking jin for no reason has mind broken everyone in the house. nothing matters
>>211684892because steinful lives in england and he should be taking her to where he lives??
>>211684855are you an only child with no father figure? or just autistic with no friends? all i see here is two dudes fucking around being rough with each other and if u watch before they were riffing off each other. there's nothing to it
>>211684094Is this Mints?
>you will never be cool like jet and hang out with an 18 year old asian girl and play video games
>>211684855Is it just me or is Sam weirdly insecure around Freddy? Like he's so quick to get physical with him compared to the rest of the fish like to "put him in his place"
>>211684915Jin bwoke the fishtank
>>211684905They were made for each other.
>>211684853same, and this is how most people are desu.
there are like 100 total unique users throughout the off season.
>>211684094She owes me sex
>>211684942>come up with the good cameras, this but is going to be amazing!Jet is so full of himself
>>211684943freddy mogs him constantly
>>211684759its steinful himself trying to regain any semblance of relevancy.
he expected a much bigger meltdown but nearly no one actually cares.
>>211684856who the fuck is this whore?
>>211684943lol yeah, he actually thinks freddy is a threat to his cultivated performative masculinity
imagine being shook by a harmless alcoholic drug addict
so this is why Rachel is (allegedly) broke, right? She spends all her money on useless garbage and clothes that do nothing for the way she looks?
I can only imagine how horrifying her home looks if Hoarders considered doing an episode on her house
What are your S4 ships so far?
Aryeh x Ellie
Claire x Jin
Freddy x Direnc
Angelica x Max
Daniel x Noose
>>211684934He’s 20 he either lives with his parents and/or lives in a boring town
>>211684982The 1 that got us all to know that jet really does rape the female contestants after the show.
>>211684773nigga youre talking to cryokeen
>>211684943he's the only whose Sam's presence doesn't cause him to immediately get on his knees
>>211685006Daniel x Angie
Daniel x Ellie
Daniel x Direnc
You x Reddit
>>211684855The dynamic between Sam and Freddy is kind of weird. They like each other, but I think Sam is thrown off by Freddy's loosey goosey approach, because Sam is just naturally uptight a majority of the time, so now it's this weird big bro lil bro horsing around that doesn't come natural to Sam.
>>211684943 I don't think so. I think he really likes Freddy because he's genuine and doesn't know about the show. He can be overwhelming to them when he doesn't listen and speaks over the staff but still.
>>211684983Why didn't they try to do more entity stuff in S3 to freak people out? Could have even called him Fame Monster or something stupid.
>>211684982hey be nice she is not a whore. she doesnt get paid for it she does it for free.
>>211685022>big bro lil bro horsing around well put
>>211685019Cryokeen showed radical empathy for Rachel the other day and I've supported him ever since, so that's fine.
>>211684855Freddy was shit testing him so Sam had to lay down the law
>>211685006Direnc x Ellie (plus me)
>>211684943Sam likes roughhousing but he knows if he tries it with anyone else he’ll snap them. Freddy can take it.
>>211684943freddy is 2 years younger than him and he is not mde cultist, of course their relation started with a fair grount which for sam enough to feel insecure
Did Ellie change bed because of the pussy flashing?
Now i dont have anything more to look forward to...
>>211685030During Season 3 Jet was in this phase of thinking all that shit was "corny" he was in chat talking about how sharks were never going to be in the show again
Angie was literally BUILT for my BWC (aproximatly around 5.3 inches/ 13.5cm)
Sam has a crush on Freddy its so awesome hope he doesnt make it weird
>>211684180I'm assuming that the first episode would contain the absolute best skits out of everything they filmed. And the YouTube sneak peak would contain the highlights of said episode. With that mind, this was embarrassingly dismal.
>>211684982Cole’s actual current interest. He’s had a change of heart
why is this nigga doing a Winston Status cosplay with our size queen
>>211684943i think it's because freddy is a fuck up like everyone else but isn't neurotic or too self-conscious about his shortcomings and is still likeable, which sam struggles to do. Also it's supposed to be 'fan-season' like s2 but freddy doesn't really know who sam is.
>>211685022Sam was being pretty real with him last night. I think the "I GIVE YOU PERMISSION" bit worked in Fred's favour
I was hoping for more sexual tension like this, but the only interesting thing I've seen in the last few days is Dan's slow decent into madness after getting rejected one single time
>>211684943Think you're reading too far into it. He seems to genuinely enjoy hanging out with him the few times I saw them sitting together. Pretty sure he's just another drunk but likeable dumbass like Jon / Alex B that he can manhandle and roughhouse as a bit.
>>211685065>pussy flashingnow you have my attention, proceed anon
>>211684942>Ellie, I'm gonna take you there myself, fly you to the moon. That's a promisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvMY1uzSC1E
>>211685071I haven't seen ANY mention of BAC in /ftl/ so I'll just come out and say it so my Asian niggas don't feel oppressed any longer - Angie was built for my BAC (6.3 inches)
>>211684943I'm convinced a huge number of posters in these threads have never had normal close male friendships before. If you read insecurity here you can't read social dynamics at all
>>211684574I'm not a Jin fan, but this is fucked up. Jin didn't do anything to deserve this treatment.
>>211685121she flashed 2 times, check old threads
>>211684943>is Sam weirdly insecureSam used to be a scrawny nerd, and just because he started taking growth hormones because he was so insecure about himself doesnt mean that the scrawny nerd mentality left him. It's the same thing as when trannies feel like they have to act hyper feminine, to cover up their insecurity of being a male.
>>211685087that makes no sense from a longevity standpoint. why would they frontload the show and leave only shitty skits for the remaining episodes? you have to remember that jet isn't in charge of extreme peace, so it's probably planned out a little better than this shit show
>>211685085Freddy and Sam interactions are kino
You can tell Sam enjoys his antics, and the fact that if you kick him in the head he'll get back up with a goofy grin and zero animosity
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>>211685125he wanted that povrecording all for himself
>>211685135are you guys 12? there's nothing to see her she's wearing a pad for vagina blood
>>211685135shes doing it on purpose, no one gets in bed like that
>>211684574>r9kRIP Jin Benoit
>>211685132desu sam is kind of an awkward freak from what ive seen from podcasts or parts of this show where he acts kind of normal I think he would be a hard guy to be friends with
not exactly the paragon of well adjusted male friendship
>>211685141do you have a webm of this?
>>211685045God you're pathetic
>>211685135>pussy flashHAHAHAHA fuck off, let me pull out of telescope to analyze these pixels. Even with you going national geographic on it, there's still hardly anything there
>>211685132"uncomfortable" probably would've been a better word to use.
not in a bad way even, freddy just makes sam's gears turn more than most people.
>>211685138What treatment? They paid for his flight and replaced him.
>>211684855The dynamic of the show needs goldstriker to be intimidating, and sam knows if he just lets the fish (particularly the males) poke him and manhandle him or do anything that breaks that dynamic then it will quickly evolve into people throwing food on him, not listening to him during challenges, etc.
Yes he is being insecure, but if he doesn't maintain the intimidation factor amongst the male contestants it will spiral into guys being kicked for trying to run the show, so thats why he is so quick to stop it gaining ground
>>211685138They fucked up so bad. Jin would have made every other fish act more interesting even dan and he would have obeyed whatever they asked him to stop doing
>>211685156>you kick him in the head he'll get back up with a goofy grin and zero animosityThats probably because sam is a 8 ft tall ogre, everyone who meets him says he is scary
>>211685109>>211684943Freddie initially comes off like a brooklyn hipster with the tattoos failed band and all. Sam probably hated him in the beginning but after the whole “HEY SAM HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS BAND” TTS spree the other night with Freddie he changed his mind
>>211685183i don't but i'm sure another anon might
>>211685179this shit had me howling last night
>>211684759Dude kill yourself, please. You are such a fucking loser. Holy shit. Not everyone sits on their computer all day following the life of an inbred retard squaw.
>>211684737I'd rather fuck Trish.
>>211684943He has let his guard down around Freddy which means he likes him. When Sam doesn't like someone he becomes very rigid and tense.
>>211685121after the superbed they switched their mattresses by mistake then decided to switch the position. A good producer would fix this, Ellie sleeping cam was in high demand
>>211685205Freddy doesn't seem afraid of him at all, which I think why Sam likes him
Everyone else has this sort of baseline respect towards Goldstriker, but Freddy tosses all that out the window and treats him like he would anyone else.
>>211685190Ellie drew that
>>211685135>>211685141>OH.MY.JESUS i can see 12 pixels of skin which may or may not be her labia i NEED to screenshot this, make a webm, post it on /ftl/, add it to my Ellie folder and send her a plushie RIGH NOWThis is what you Ellie fags sound to the rest of us in the threads
>>211685247Trish has all the characteristics of a flip trying to get off her island.
>>211685179lmao i didn't even put together that he was doing that to "blow the smoke under the bed", i thought it was just sam being sam, messing with shit and leaving a mess.
>>211685204The way he talked about the show was fucking gay and warranted the boot. Even in a professional sense that shit was too much.
when did the golden rose appear in the upstairs hallway cam? was it always there? and who added the red roses
>>211684770asian women with tatts are so hot you are a fucking retard
>>211685273angie's angels stay on top
>>211685132no it's not normal to always be on edge, and act like you have to defend yourself physically every time someone gets close to you. kicking someone in the face and throwing them across the room because they wobble a bit of plastic close to you is not a normal thing friends do to each other.
>>211685102Josie is so uigly lmao
>>211685135fat puffy asian pussy
>>211685276What does that even mean? How old are you?
>>211685235You should know steinful if you post here and aren’t low iq regardless of how much you’ve followed the show, you’re outing yourself as being imperceptive and having poor memory
Watching the Fish read and reread the $100 simp messages as they bask in the glory of attention and false perceptions of fame is sickening.
>AND NOW FOR MY NEXT LITTLER SCHEME
>I WILL SIT IDLY IN THE LIVING ROOM AND TALK ABOUT SPONGEBOB AND ANIME
>>211685304My mom's been asking me how Rachel is doing kek
>>211685235that's literally the purpose of this thread lol
The fucked up looking guy from Matan Evens crew is coming to the tank as a freeloader
>>211685307he did that shit playfully, retard. you are Autistic
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shes going through her shit... again
>>211685249Exactly, its not hard to tell when he's pissed Sam is terrible at hiding it. Don't think he would just sit and shoot the shit with Fred so often if there was a problem
>>211685158Ok that's pretty funny
>Nick Fuentes is coming
What did Sam mean by this?
>>211685336I always thought that was his brother for some reason
>Bring me Ellie
jet was awesome for that one
Why is Damiel being lugged around by Sam for appearances on podcasts? This is why Extreme Peace was so shit, because Sam has surrounded himself with ass kissers who can't challenge him, and it's turned him into this limp dick retard.
>>211685141>>211685135You guys ruin my ironic simping bit when you post shit like this
a 52 minute video isn't a fucking "recap," dude just tell me what i missed yesterday so i'm not confused watching it today, it should take like 1 minute
>>211685374He’s Ellie’s scheduled date
>>211685387Why is dirench so jumpy?
>>211685296Tattoos are a replacement of scars from tribal times. If you like women with tattoos, you are essentially enjoying a man coming back from battle.
>>211685318I'd rather be low IQ than be such a fucking loser that I get angry when people ask who some faggot called steinful is
>>211684574they find it funny, remember last night in the extreme peace premiere them confusing and shitting on that old guy, they think its funny its just another version of that. its retarded and they will get whats coming to them
>>211683825 (OP)So are people actually stealing her pills? I don't think they've showed it in any of the recaps.
>>211684574Kinda like how they initially replaced Cole with Taylor, even changing his profile pic to her.
>>211685397Now THAT would be kino. Force her to have a convo with a real grifter and see she has not got the chops
>>211685313Sam couldn't even confront the guy they had Luke chat with him
>>211685409Yes you’d rather be low iq than be someone who gets frustrated with low iq people, it’s because you are in fact low iq
>>211685401The zapping dog collar mentally fucked with her.
The hog is all packed up, is she finally leaving?
Is pig leaving or just rifling through her shit like always
I ate some tuna fish and took half a marijuana edible (5mg) cat and you guys comforted me. I'm watching star trek enterprise now and feeling better on my 4th day of no alcohol.
Thanks guys for helping. And yes I am empathetic for Rachel she clearly had severe emotional problems. Yes she is often her own worst enemy but she's also deeply empathetic and nice. This world doesn't have to be all hate and death it can be love and life too.
And yeah seeing how people act when drunk and seeing how much people love pills including her helps me continue to not drink
the namefag hog that simps for freddy has started a gofundme for a date with him or whatever the finge fishtoy does
>>211685411>don't think they've showed it in any of the recaps.
>>211685391she’s a good looking Asian. JC is an example of an ugly pan faced one.
>>211685313>did i really just kick the best contestant because jet told me to?
>Fred "You guys haven't noticed my crush yet... right?"
>Jet "Rachael?"
It's Direnc, right?
>>211685405>if you like a womens face>you basically enjoy a very feminine mans face>so uhh yeah therefore you're gay
>>211685425I would bet money that Sam had the barest idea of what was happening and simply trusted that what Jet told him was correct, whatever that was. Sam has far too much trust and faith in Jet; it's almost disturbing.
>>211685389because that's the joke, being unfunny is ironically funny, we're 15 levels of post irony deep here. It's not funny, which makes it funny, that's funny.
>>211685411freddy did and got called to the basement. he got a slap on the wrist and then got straight to lacing everything with laxatives
>>211685413So funny how she now refuses to acknowledge the show and the relationship they tried to force her and TJ into collapsed after only six months. Was it worth it wiggers?
>>211685435no but she's ready to start unpacking.
>>211685423You're either a fag or a jew
>>211685391She’s so beautiful. Imagine a black man shooting thick creamy ropes between her eyes
>>211685359I hope she finds what she's looking for today
>>211685387That was pretty funny. Back off or ill shock you
>>211685444apologize to your mother
Does anyone have clips of the Fish audition tapes? I wasn't watching director when they aired. Only finding Ellie's on YT.
>>211685447Yeah i dont like asians but she cute. Look forward to her coming into the /bant/ threads so i can call her a stupid gook
>>211685446you can never really see anything tbf.
you just see his hands go near her stuff, the camera doesn't pick up the pills.
>>211685447meanwhile JC has the inflated ego and ellie is all self-conscious.
>>211685401She's been jumped and stabbed by rival Muslim gangs on the streets of Sydney. The hookers have turf wars over who has the rights to suck cocks for money in any given area.
>>211685411I think Freddy did while extremely drunk last night but other than that I have no idea. Pretty sure they just moved them around before though.
>>211685459We are discussing tattoos no?
>>211685444How are you still so fat you eat like a raccoon.
>>211685463Why would that be any concern of theirs?
>>211685458Every guy in the house thinks wrench is the hottest, but it might be Angie cuz they talk a lot idk
>>211685411Yes, Daniel took like 10 of her vyvanse and gave them to aryeh. Aryeh shoved them down his urethra and ellie sucked them out then. Ellie puked them into Freddy's ass who shate them into wrench's pussy. Wrench then squirted them into Angie's nose and she sneezed them back into Rachel's mouth it was nutzzzz
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>>211685491Yes it fucking does. Are you zoomed in or something?
>>211685392yeah what the fuck is that lmao. i recap is supposed to be a quick way to get up to speed with what has happened. not something you spend a major part of the day getting through
Do you think we'll still exclusively be talking about s2-bitchtank fish after s4 is over?
She is actually a good womam
>>211685397Anyone who doesn't find Nick's comments and antics funny are lame. He says tons of funny shit if you just get past some political ranting.
>>211685430Goddamn you sound like a bitch
>>211685533nobody is talking about bitchtank but we will certainly be discussing s2-s3
>>211685498i think you can understand the message being presented to you.
>>211685533these two look fuckable
>>211685447JC is cute at times
>>211685458he hasn't confirmed it but yeah. he said that angie is too young and safe to asume that ellie too. plus they looked cute when direc was in the shock collar. dont think direc is too into him tho
>>211685538I just find it funny he is very clearly a gay man but convinced a bunch of autists he is le based tradcath
>>211685392>>211685524And despite them being nearly an hour, they still somehow miss the most funny moments and important stuff. They're also compromised, as Cucumberfeet refused to acknowledge why Jet kicked Jin.
>>211685522you can't see the fucking pills with these security cameras lmao.
post the screenshot
>>211685538Nick was amazing until Jan 6 and the fallout. I was a major all in groyper.
But he’s embroiled himself in endless drama and is edgy for the sake of it to keep his brand relevant. I wish he’d just become a sort of politically slanted comedy streamer and abandon his ridiculous political aspirations
Rachel is clearly schizophrenic. Why is her therapist giving her Adderall and Xanax? It's so fucked that even if you get to a doctor, they are all useless pill pushers who don't even know what they are doing. I would rather self-medicate than let some retard community college white bitch therapist or H1B Indian dog medical malpractice me.
Giving Trish 75% white children
>>211685517it's from the newspapers they make every morning.
>>211685570The beloved JC of JC's Journal notoriety
>>211685583she is so busted. looks like a fucking tuna with dentures
>>211685533Maybe if we ever find out what happened at bill ottman’s house in the sweltering first week of August 2024
>>211685565Yes, you said tattoos on women are hot, and I explained that tattoos are a replacement for scarring once we were past the stages of tribal warfare. Men would have scars from battle. If you like girls with tattoos, you are enjoying that they would have scars like a man, and that makes you gay.
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>>211685444Shut up cryofat
>>211685578Hello tranny jew
>>211685392Yeah, I'm a huge fishtank fan and I can't even get through 5 minutes of the official fishtank digest recaps because I immediately zone out.
Cucumberfeet's recaps are so much better.
The official fishtank page should just post short 10-minute recaps and use the actual editor's voice narrating rather than AI.
>>211685644She is a fat woman
>>211685597She probably doctor shopped and lied about some of her symptoms. Some Xanax? Maybe warranted. Not 150 pills. She should definitely not be on any stimulants.
>>211685533i assume the 20 people who have been posting about bitchtank for the past year will still be posting about it in 5 weeks, yes.
>>211685533S2&S3 are all anyone will talk about about
>>211685595The only good thing Nick Fuentes did was introduce me to spooky movie nights on cytube every Friday
>>211685444Wish you the best nigga, enjoy the comfy high.
Seth has the "45 year old pizza delivery guy" phenotype
>>211685570For all who care, this dance is from Yeji's Air. I enjoy kpop. JC is doing ok but could be doing more emphasis on isolations.
what happened with the laxatives in the fridge
>>211685674Thanks. Mornings are always the worst for me I wake up tired and in pain. Things going better now tho
>>211685686fridge off limits until further notice
>>211685686Freddy got drunk and spiked everything with laxatives
>>211685639im NTA you just sound retarded doing mental gymnastics to turn everything gay so you feel comfortable. Talking about tribal shit like any of that is applicable now. It's blaming a zoomer white kid for slavery
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wake up angie I made you breakfast
>>211685644never gonna happen
>>211685644no she is not. she has like at least another week or threatening to leave for attention before she actually does.
>>211685463>was it worth it wiggers?Yes they made tons of money with the forced romance
>>211685648Cucumber adds his own personal commentary and insights and also incorporates shit that happens with the fish outside of the show like direnchs brother or Angie’s alleged prossie charge
But he does skip over important context and funny events
Digest is a more dry and not that funny but those guys get everything and will play entire conversations in full
I watch both to get a full picture but I do like cucumbers shit better
>Seth
>cleaning rn
wtf.. how do you even begin the process of cleaning so early in the morning and not just chill? always takes me hours to get thr motivation to clean
>>211685679Permanent line cook, pizza delivery guy, barback, if you've ever worked a shitty hospitality or food job you've worked with him
>>211685587Theres a webm of it in the last thread or 1 before that. Do your own damn homework
>>211685411she's been willingly giving freddy her pills lol
>>211685707>eggs over easygood shit
>>211685717idk man she actually packed and put a hat on this time lol
>>211685644That's the fifth time today!
If cryokeen doesn't stop blog posting in these threads I'm going to send an army of 90lb softball dykes to his island with bb guns to hunt him down
can we just kill rachel now
with a rock maybe
>>211685728lazy ass zoomer
>>211685728it's like 11am nigger
>>2116857071 measly piece of bacon and a shriveled nigger cock with fungus and chicken fetus slop.... that's pathetic
>>211685728Thats because youre a low T faggot and Seth mogs you
>>211685728bros been lying in bed doing nothing for hours
Arieh's ponysona or whatever its called
>dead season
>dead show
>dead comedy sketch series
>>211685728Cleaning or doing chores first thing is the way to go. Gets your day started right and then it isn't looming over you for the rest of the day
>>211685728You’re a lazy pig and probably depend on one or more substances
>>211685728 They are bored and have all day to chill because production is lazy and incompetent
rachel is going trollmode
>>211685780ngl that's a sick little doodle
>>211685597 She has a personality disorder, not schizophrenia. It's really common for people with personality disorders to manipulate different providers into giving them drugs they don't need over a period of some years. Some care, some don't, some states flag you and ask the DEA to look at all your shit if you prescribe more than one scheduled drug to a person, some don't.
the newspaper thing is lame AF
>>211685595> a major all in groyperHow did you arrive to that place in your life? Preppy but lazy background with a distant dad? That’s the impression I get of most groupers
>>211685737>>211685765only the best for my girl
>>211685679Little nigga has that shirtless Trevor phenotype
yeah im not watching i can hardly take rachel normally and with this fucked up voice its like 5x as bad. in for a rough episode today
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Look at that smile. Look at that hat. Rachel is feeling sassy today~*~*~
Why did Bubby beat her ass so much? Was she really that insufferable?
>>211685707that looks disgusting
I’ve been timing Rachel’s meltdowns. I believe the medication she’s on works its way out of her system by around 2pm and her mood shifts drastically.
No medications should have that short of a lifespan which means they are illicit or bad generics.
>>211684347that's every zoomer nowadays. you just find it weird because he's like 40.
>>211685607Marry Trish
Impregnate Trish
Come home to Trish cooking fish my favorite dish
>>211685809You're right, they should just sleep until 5pm every day
>>211685821Image limit or page ten newfag
>>211685821stop filling the catalog klaus
So Ellie moved her bed to the one under the camera because she really does have a phone?
Are the recaps on cucumberfeet or the fishtank channel better?
>>211685794she's lovely but too old for anons in this thread now
>>211685809it's corny but kinda cute, the type of shit you look back on 10 years later and smile.
>>211685728you were born wrong, cryo... how could your mother do this to you?
>>211685597this is normal in america. the drug companies are immensely powerful and make trillions of dollars selling addictive drugs to the public
>>211685831Probably her flirty attitude that makes weak men like him feel pathetically insecure. He couldn't dick her down good enough and he knows it.
>>211685831You've never had a bitch say the wrong thing to you?
>>211685816Yeah that’s spot on.
I’m also racist
>>211685707>no seasoning>only the sausage has some color grim
>"Radiohead is underrated" - Rachel
dude
>>211685847is that the only other option
>>211685644This is said every day and yet she remains
>>211685847That would be perfect i get off work at 5
>>211683916sounds like a ddos then
>>211685707mushrooms could use more time in the pan looks decent otherwise
>>211685830If she stays, she will run out of meds. The kino is coming.
>>211685880For Goran? yes
>>211685863Cucumberfeet 1000%
>>211685863Ironically, the fishtank channel included the /r9k/ comment and Sam confirming that you aren't allowed to shit talk production. So the fishtank channel is better.
>>211685780its ellie's drawing of daniel LMAOO
Rachel seriously growing on me, bros.. anyone else?
>>211684628this, he's just annoying drunk.
>>211685879They are, best band of all time
We need to be coddling Cyrokeen
>>211685863they're the same, weirdos with weird grudges against the wiggers are gonna tell you cucumber boy is better but it's literally the same shit
>>211685906stockholm syndrome
What happened with Angie? I've never seen her so dead/low energy
>>211685906Her personality is really cute and she's a good friend when she's not being an overbearing manipulative narc.
>>211685899He's a fag and refuses to criticize Jet and the production. He also misses tons of shit trying to get it out before AB.
>>211685906mondocord, c'mon
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alright /ftl/, how many times were you in Dan's position?
how many times were you Frank?
For me, I was somewhat like Dan with my first girl I tried to date back in my teens
I did have a couple of situations where I clearly took the girl from a ''friend of hers'' that was clearly orbiting her thinking she'll eventually fall for him
Cryo will drink today. I can feel it
is extreme peace a failure?
>>211685915Digest is strictly events that happen in the show
Cucumber adds context and events surrounding and outside the show
Like the council meeting in s2
Dirence acting like a cunt again. Really cooling on her.
>>211685869>get reverse mortgage on your home>leave your fat retarded son with all the debt when you dieCRYOMOM ALWAYS WINS
CAW
rachel's voice is fucking horrific today
>>211685877Groypers suck so bad. Glad you got out of that. Fishtank anti fan isn’t much of a step up but it somehow is
>>211685906certainly fascinating
direnc kind of pissing me off
ppv looks like its back up
What is Luke gonna do on this season? They probably don't even let him run director cam. Is he just getting them food or something
>>211685924her burger plushie got destroyed </3
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>>211685924Attacked by Daniel and Sean yesterday
>>211685910they're also extremely successful lol not "underrated"
Does Rachel think she gets the TTS money or something
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>freddy drinks his own poison yet again just to convince others it's fine
kek i love this retard
>>211685924advanced dick depravation
direnc made freddy drink the spiked milk LMAOOOOOOOOO
Now will wrench actually forgive him after that punishment or will she still be resentful?
>>211685975nothing because he sucks
>>211685948yea without charls or ruse it sux
>drinks almond milk
>"did you know laxatives are actually good for you?"
>>211685728he doesn't have adhd like you
>>211685948no i just saw the first ep and it’s obvious everyone here is just being gay. it’s on par with world peace imo.
>>211685915Ironically, only the "official" one included the /r9k/ comment and Sam saying Jin was kicked for shit testing the production.
>>211685975Jet will NOT allow anyone "cooler" than him to interact with the girls. You nuts?
>>211685948yes, but zoomers and faggots will still dickride sam calling it "genius" and claim you just "dont get it"
>>211685933you are insane and mentally ill.
>>211685975Probably not a lot, I don't think he's there full time or regularly because he's Sam's guy working on his stuff not a fishtank wigger
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>>211685444I like Rachel too and empathize with her as well.
rachel going giga insane because freddy snorted all of her medication
>>211685975he's stuck in Sam Hyde's cheese room rn
>>211685972She's an absolute bitch who thinks her shit doesn't stink. The way she was talking about the room she sleeps is in iz "her room" and setting rules for the other girls... her psychotic attitude toward Areyah... she would be INSANE to date.
direnc having a melty, freddy told her angelina helped with the laxatives
>>211685533no s4 advanced the culture and will be a bigger topic. bitchtank will still get more discussion then s3 and s1
>>211686009it’s not even that deep you homo
>>211686004>we are saying the n word!>niggggggeeerrr!!!!yea clever and very funny
>>211686029yeah I think it comes out soon
>>211685948dude its funny because he shit on some random old dude that likes to do improv acting instead of someone worth making fun of
just came back from work, what did I miss?
Predictions
>Drench will punch someone in the head
>Rachel will injure herself so badly she will have to go to the hospital but she will come back like a cockroach
>Angie will have a full BPD breakdown involving scissors or a knife
>Aryeh porn accounts will be found and it will make Lubecooch seem like a joke, he will be kicked off of the show
>>211685905ooh I see the curve now zozzle
>>211685948No ruse kills it
having shultz try to pull that weight was a fatal mistake
>>211685948i'll give it the aryeh treatment later on but i was not impressed upon first viewing
>>211686004That's because, how do I say it........because you have superbly shit taste.
dirench crashing out already
>>211685933I’m in a Daniel situation right now. No matter what I do she doesn’t care about me and is letting this other guy control her and abuse her.
>>211685928I'm just not trying to watch 50 min of boring Ai slop simple as. Also I'm pretty sure I've seen him rag on production where warranted idk what you mean.
>>211686057they tried to drug her with laxatives, enough to shut down her liver and kill her
lol why's she taking it out on angie
>>211686047Watching you in a padded cell would probably be funnier.
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>>211685984They aren’t considered amongst the best of all time and they should be, so I say they’re underrated
>>211686071what's going on I was reading HunterxHunter
need a qrd on what aussie is doing? why is she tossing shit out?
Wtf is that whore's problem?
This deaf accented bitch sucks
>>211685558>>211685668not true at all. s3 gets 0 discussion during offseason. it was shit and there was general consensus of that on the offseason threads up until s4 got a trailer.
Rachel is a faggot superfan actor
>>211685972she gets so fucking mad over small things. who gives a fuck. she sucks
>>211686099She found out Angelica spiked the food too
>>211686095my cockroach bogan crackwhore stripper wife
Why the fuck would you name your daughter "Direnc," a name that doesn't even exist outside of Turkey and no one can ever understand it or spell it or pronounce it
I understand not wanting to totally assimilate but your daughter is literally a bogan crackwhore so giving her a Cypriot name didn't work
Should've called her Ayla or Leyla or something these anglo niggas can actually wrap their minds around
>>211685948it's bad
them bullying an old guy with dementia felt cruel
also it's the same exact sketch as MOMS
Sam is creatively bankrupt
just kick her out jet. it's not funny anymore
>>211686057angie helped freddy put laxatives in the drinks but lied about it earlier this morning when da wench asked her about it
she's also evidently still testy after the events of last night and the brother TTS's
Direnc will fuck up Angelica and it's going to be beautiful
>>211686089Because it's HER room. And she doesn't want anyone in HER room. NO MILK, NO RANCH, NOT EVEN ALMOND MILK *screeches in australian*
>>211686111>off-season threadsirrelevant
I kinda respect drench more now for not taking any shit from anyone but she was way too harsh of a cunt to Aryeh for just stealing 2 pieces of candy that he immediately tried to give back. She shouldn't be talking to Freddy at all if she won't talk to Aryeh. She just hates Aryeh.
I guarantee Drench has gang stomped another woman to the point of needing medical attention
>>211686081you have to let go of her anon. She will never come to you, all you're doing is hurting yourself and wasting your time
freddy lying saying it was 5 pills it was like 20 per bottle
You just know drench as high as fuck standards for men and thinks she’s above everyone despite being a stripper crack whore
she's a bitch but I guess she's turning into the new house villain, and someone has to be
>>211686081Its time to let it go
>>211686118yeah she sucks but at least something's happening
>>211686093 holy freaking amazeballs did he just say nigger?!?!!?!
>>211686065I didn’t care for it, I just knew you were all being gay. The fact I laughed at all is a good sign. Nice reddit reply btw.
The house is already descended into utter chaos. This is not sustainable
Rachel actually sounds like Chris Chan now
>Rachel somehow has gotten even more insufferable
someone put a bullet in the back of her head please
Why is the wrench so popular again? Hoe is just mad all the time, did she now know what she signed up for?
>direnc has a knife MERT IT UP
>>211686128How did he have dementia
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How did direnc even find out
Whose shit is Drench throwing out? She's on fire today
>Only day 7
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DIRENC NOT THE GOOSE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
why are you people complaining about Direnc making content?
hating rachel is fine but if you think shes bad for the show you have got to be retarded, her and freddy are the only reason this thing is any bit watchable after the jin shit
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Crocodile dundee didnt die for this
>>211686144she's an escort anon she only cares if you have money or not
>>211686134they’re not, they’re half of why the show pivots into the directions it does
>murdering the plushies
WTF is with this family?
>>211686169wow she's just like her isis brother
Like Brother like sister...
BRO I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES WTF HAPPENED
>>211686081you should have learned this a long time ago anon. Let her go
>>211686131also freddy steals her meds and they're still pals
can't take any of these fags seriously. they try to act justified/moral but they don't treat everyone the same way.
>>211686178pretending to be mad at people is not content
>>211686157we're switching house day 15 screencap this.
>>211685401Jet threatened to taze her lol
>>211686174there was a sign on the fridge about it, freddy confessed, then she asked freddy if angelina helped and he told her
>>211686154My sense of humor trumps yours and I didn't laugh once. Get owned, kid.
holy fuck can we get a muzzle on the pig? the hoarse-voiced squealing makes the normal squealing seem tame by comparison
Rachel has entered her Jim Sterling arc
>>211686173>"That's not a knife"
I see the stabbing runs in the family
>>211686111>s3 gets 0 discussion during offseason.Because none of the fish beg for attention in /bant/ threads like other season fish do. Also binx has a dedicated thread so that stops a lot of s3 talk in the main thread
Captcha: HAG
>>211686157They'll make it boring for a week soon, probably starting today. For some reason that seems to be how they run the show now and it's boring as fuck. Let the house turn into chaos for a few days, then make the fish clean it up and spend a week doing nothing/boring shit, repeat. The S3 playbook
WHY IS THE FAT FUCK SCREECHING
have you seen those videos of "youths" harassing strangers on public transit in australia? that was drench and her friends. i wonder how many cellphones she has stolen.
>>211686185>crocodile dundeedon't disrespect Steve like that
>>211686177GET THE MILK CRATE
can anyone fucking tell already what happened so not every anon will ask the same question?
>>211686152No one says nigger in the episode.
We need Ellie in a one-piece swimsuit ASAP
>>211686081You have to fuck her
why is rachel putting on that voice, I'm going to rip my ears off
>>211685906its funny how shes in her own storyline completely independent from anyone. rachel still doesnt know anyones name or that jin is gone.
>>211686172because he kept going off script rambling about nonsense like the homeless guy I walked by the other day
>>211685906I love her. There's a lot of contrarians in this fanbase, so I predict she'll amass more support as she continues to stay in the tank.
>you will quickly regret if rachel leaves... trust me
>>211686189>he thinks whores don’t have relationships and aren’t just as chad only as every other woman
>>211683935>rehashing memes over the last 5 years, always over the same phenotype of boring bitches
>>211686241get ready for the week long coloring challenge!!
>Its the "fat lolcow shrieks with high pitched voice" episode
these are the bits rachel would contribute to MDE btw
>>211685444> helps me continue to not drinkhave a bleachoni anon. Have two.
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>>211686257she lost her voice so get used to it
>>211686257fatty did weird annoying voices all the time too it must be some fat thing
>>211686081You already know the only real and correct answer is to walk away
>>211686238this is the real truth /bant/ers don't want to hear -- leaks
>>211686135She will treat the guys as badly as she thinks she can get away with. She will continue to try and guilt trip arye because it works
>>211686173She's comfortable with that knife
>>211686177She's done this before
WTF is in the water down in aus?
>>211686148they're pranking on the prank show!!!!! melty time!!!
>>211686111>off seasonthere are like 20 daily users in off season threads lmfao.
and they're all TJ fags.
>>211686179It's actually impressive how much free money she farms just by being incredibly hateable. Litteral cash cow lmao
>>211686252wrench was told by tts that freddy and angie spiked the milk with laxatives so she’s destroying their shit
>>211686081She's a retarded cunt tell her to die it will NEVER change
>>211686261A lot of people are like that, doesn’t mean it’s dementia
>>211686260She’s fascinating
>>211686255Also, ChatGPT did Maika-chan dirty. Her ass is way fatter in the real pic
>>211686263>>211686276So glad she's now going through her Le PeNgUiN oF dOoM phase, that's just what we needed
Are there any clips of the fish attacking Angie's burger?
>>211686297immigrant boats are in the water. and then they land, claim asylum, and start stabbing.
I appreciate Direnc for giving Angie the same treatment as Freddie. At least Freddie somewhat showed some remorse. That little spic has shown to be evil once the mask starts slipping. Needs more FAFO.
>>211684120not compared to twitter. i saw a guy yesterday who has tweeted, and im not exaggerating, probably 1000 times since this season started and its almost all about ellie.
>>211686290>leaksGO TO THE BATHROOM
>freddy still comes out of this without anyone hating him
can't keep the fredster down
>>211686214That doesnt change the people that are already used to breaking shit
>>211686081>is letting this other guy control her and abuse her.You mean fuck her brains out?
>>211686210Ben convinced Rachel that all he took was a lighter because she would have freaked the fuck out even harder if she knew Freddy actually stole her pills
>freddy puts laxatives in everything
haha so funny freddy atleast you're sorry :)
>angelina helped
KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH I HATE HER IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER THAT WHORE CUNT
Angelina getting raped over this while no one cares about freddy because he's cool is so funny
>>211686301everyone is a tjfag, lubecooch runs this general faggot
>>211686224Damn unc is le trolling still
top kek good sir
teehee fafo you almost shut down my liver but teehee giggle i love you
but aryeh took 2 pieces of muh candy bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and immediately tried to give them back and more waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah im never talking to him again in my whole entire life boooohoooohooo hoooooooooo
i can imagine Direnc is this kind of woman with a heart of gold that will freak out when you dont cum inside her but spill your semen on a bed
Cherish it is straight up a classic fishtank bit
legit thought fatty was in the house with all this fucking screeching
>>211686339Freddy has natural bud energy. You literally can't be angry at him for long, even Sam is victim to it.
>>211686238They don't discuss it anywhere else as well.
S3 is getting rapidly memoryholed by S4
Burt barely cracks 100 viewers these days.
>like brother like sister huh drench
>she laughs
she really is insane wtf
>direnc laughing at all the tts making fun of her brother
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>>211686335well you're not ready for the second house switch that's going to happen on day 30
>>211686241especially since sam is going to be in Texas today and tomorrow
>>211686363its just a prank bro!
>The jew didnt know the fish fuck with each other
These are season 3 fans
drench not giving a fuck about anything that’s comes through tts about her life is based
crackhead bitch is gonna win
>TTS puts Drench on blast calling her ugly and referencing her murderer brother
>Gets immediately pissy at other fish for the most tame shit
Idgi
>>211686301the other fanbases would’ve stuck around if they had any reason to. unfortunately they’ve only caused problems for their favorites by posting about them there.
>>211686294yeah I get it's a strategy but it's retarded. Hopefully Aryeh realizes he should just fuck with her more because he already fucked up the relationship over nothing.
The reason people are more mad at Angie than Freddy is that Angie betrayed him after while Freddy just owned up to it.
When you give too much of a fuck about what a woman thinks and try to please her, you end up like Daniel.
When you don't give a fuck and fuck around with them, you end up like Freddy.
Know the difference, it could save your life.
>>211685948the only olay sketch was the old lady vicodin and it devolved into poop. sports one came across as them getting insecure from an older guy that was improving better then them. they had half the daddy dom sketch so there was no resolution to it
>>211686349>he self inserts as a guy that got dumped by a midLmaooo
>>211686367She's a good woman. nay, a great woman. Possibly the greatest.
Direnc just threw all of Angie's shit out of their bedroom but why was her stuff in there to begin with? What caused everyone to switch rooms?
>>211685816spooky movie night
>>211686379In the newspaper she wrote that the tank is a madhouse in which she feels her sanity is slipping.
>>211686367She's the kind of cunt who would freak out on you after a long day of work because you put your jacket down on the couch rather than hang it up, turning it into an all-night argument with her screaming at you, then ignoring you for days.
so rachel is legit leaving?
>>211686375He’s too stupid to be mad at but he’s the kinda dude that definitely steals something every time he hangs with you
If you're autistic, narcissistic, and fat then you should probably die. Fatty and Rachel are literal subhumans who are better off dead.
how long until angie tries to get dan back into her orbit, given that she has zero friends at this point?
>>211686338oh I didn't realize she never found out. kek if she finds out, she's calling the police and he could actually get a felony.
>>211686081Let her go. You will eventually feel nothing towards her, and you'll look back and regret all of the time you wasted on her. She will never repay you or reward you for the energy you've spent on her. She is only going to waste your time and you'll never be able to get this time back. I wish someone told me this sooner, but it's hard to wake up when you're under someone's spell.
>>211686421the poop part was so cringe.
>>211686438no just the usual luggage shuffling
BREAKING JUST IN:
Something big landed in Tel Aviv
>>211684395i binx posted all throughout season 3 just to shit the threads up cause i was bored in downtime and the second the season ended i never once thought of her again. just because you get a girl in your head and cant drop it doesnt make it the same for everyone
>>211685836if she's on immediate release instead of extended release the Adderall and Xanax would last 3-5 hours
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>>211686095qrd? just woke up. this is the first time fishes wake up earlier than I do.
>>211686144She's definitely the type of woman who prefers to be single.
>>211686543Duh she makes more money that way
>>211686533found out about angie and fred poisoning the drinks with laxatives, crashed out about not having milk, stabbed an innocent goose; see the next thread
>i tried gay stuff a long time ago
uhhh fredsisters?
>>211686427Daniel, NO TOUCH
weren't they supposed to get the house clean? jej drench is the one who cleaned then she fucked it up again. guess it doesnt matter since she cleaned it in the first place.
why did she bring a violin?
>>211686339Freddy told the truth while Angie lied to Direnc
>>211686339he owned up to it and even drank a little
>>211686081You can:
1. Be stuck in a hell of your own making
2. Move on
3. Kill her then yourself
