>Al lets have sex!
>No

*laugh track*

>>211685228 (OP)
Sometimes you realize you dont want to have sex

>>211685228 (OP)
Al being a secret closeted gay throughout the series is one of the best running gags in sitcom history that barely any of the viewers picked up on

ive been dating a girl for 6 months and i already dont feel like having sex anymore

>>211685353
nope , he just had same-pussy-for-years-fatigue because everytime she would ask for sex she would demand something annoying in return afterwards.
all women operate this way btw , except for hookers those are honest and don´t want to date you until you fuck em so good they do.

>>211685228 (OP)
I've only ever watched the adopted version for my country.
Did the original Al play football\soccer? It was a huge part of our version.
on the unrelated note - here's the actress for our version of Peggy from the show

>>211685228 (OP)
They were already married for 15 years in the pilot... he'd been there and done that a zillion times already.

>>211685228 (OP)
the alpha doesn't want a wife, he wants a harem. al had experienced alphahood with his four-touchdown football game and is capacity to be satisfied with one pussy was forever lost

>>211685418
>Al I want your cock in my mouth, I'm feeling really dirty
Would he still say no?

>>211685541
He played real football.

>>211685541
>Did the original Al play football\soccer?

Oh yes, Al played some football back in the day. Scored 4 touchdowns.
And I dont mean in a season. In a single game
4 touchdowns in 1 game.

>>211685418
My wife gives me anal and sucks my cock 1-3 times a week. She’s extremely supportive too. I’ve been trying to start a business for years and she’s kept us afloat financially. Maybe if you were less of a supreme gentleman you’d attract better women.

Sounds like a skill issue

>>211685228 (OP)
>Al boobs

And for the lack of one condom a love was ruined

>>211685696
based wifoid

I'm gonna have to get on that anal offer from my foid as well, been putting it off for a long time.

>>211685541
is her pierced nipple really that far up on her boob?

Reminder that analfags are closeted homosexuals.

>>211685692
>>211685675
Yeah I figured
\Our version of Al did brag about doing a hat trick in a school soccer match

>>211685872
How did they manage to make a soccer player come off as masculine?

>>211685782
It's a pin badge on her dress, anon.

>>211685228 (OP)
I didn't get this until my 40s

>>211685914
It's the standard sports in my country.
But why did it have to masculine though? For all things and purposes it could've been ballet and it wouldn't have changed a thing

>>211685927
I like my head canon better.

>>211685228 (OP)
no peg

>>211685353
Next you'll be saying it was all a dream. Takes your meds.

>>211686064
>But why did it have to masculine though?
Al is a man's man.
>ballet and it wouldn't have changed a thing
Don't know how it is in Europe but manly men don't do ballet here.

>>211685720
Don't suffer for what didn't but smile cause you don't pay allimony to your second cousin

>>211685914
They gave him a moustache

>>211685541
Wow the Russian mom is hotter

>>211686115
>Al is a man's man.
Wait what?
That so different from our version.
In our adopted show he's shown as a babbling idiot with no self respect
He's not manly at all, he's a loser, a fraud, an incel if you want
That's weird. Was he like a macho in the original?
and btw why are you awake during those hours, suggesting you're an american?

>>211685353
No its that Peggy was lazy as hell. There's a few episodes where she actually does productive things and he's all over her.

>>211686318
Does the Russian mom get naked?

>>211686318
>an incel
>married with children

Morons just use that word for anything these days

>>211685988
Its normal, but if you want to be down like all the time check your T and if its under 500 ng/dL go on trt and also take tadalafil for extra. Problem is dr won't put you on trt despite under 500 being low because everyone is weak and gay now and they only classify under 300, and sometimes even 200 as low despite that being clinically shown to cause all sorts of problems including cardiovascular.

>>211686239
oh yeah, she's a fucking delight
what's weird is that in our adopted version of the show Al (he's not called Al obviously, he has a localized name) is routinely showed refusing to have sex with his wife on the accounts that she's ugly
was this like a leftover from the original show?

>>211686318
>Was he like a macho in the original?
Al is supposed to be a macho sports guy from high school who never accomplished anything after that and hates himself for it.
Him being very much a "standard guy" is important.

>>211685696
anal is for fags , not jealous and enjoy it while it lasts, fag.

>>211686115
>>211686318
OG Al is not real macho, just macho in his own mind. He's a worn down lower middleclass man holding onto moments about how he peaked in high school. He likes a lot of things that typical guys like, so that appeals to the male audience but he's shown repeated not being able to get any of those things in life.

He hates fat women but he works in a shoe stores where he's on his hands and knees catering to them all day because he can't fix his life.

>>211686474
Anon, I think he means he didn't get the joke of the guy being tired fucking the same broad. Not that he lost his sex drive.

>>211686534
she's shaped weird, i don't know how to explain it

>>211686719
She's like russian Chloë Moretz

>>211686390
Well yeah, okay, I've misused the word.
It's just my limited vocabulary.
But he's a loser, and idiot in our version. I don't know how to describe him better. Yes, of course obviously he had two kids.
But to be fair the name of the show in our version is not "Married with children"

>>211686791
>But he's a loser, and idiot in our version.
He's that way in every version.

>>211686791
>But he's a loser, and idiot in our version
Same as the American but he's still a man. Men don't do ballet.

>>211686373
no sadly...
you're not telling me that she did in the original show?
you americans don't tolerate nakedness all that well

>>211685541
Bogged

>>211686893
You're just not into milfs, anon.
Here's her in the character.

>>211687023
What about the daughter?

>>211685696
>My wife gives me anal

Jesus christ anon, don't brag about taking it up the ass. Have some self respect.

>>211685228 (OP)
>back when this aired, all the guys were like haha yeah, that's me, totally get you Al!
>2025, all the kissless virgins are confused why he'd be bored with his nagging wife of decades that he's banged ten thousand times

>>211685228 (OP)
Al bundy is my spirit animal

>>211687077
I'm glad you've asked.
She gives off such strong Britney Spears vibes.

>>211686719
Top heavy bimbo

>>211687273
Same.

Bulgaria

>>211687444
What was the dog's name lol?

>>211686714
Im 40 too, was just giving potential advice. Been with my wife for 15 years. Also everyone is low T now. Average in all tested countries is below 450 and dropping

Chile

>>211685228 (OP)
Al's problem isn't the sex, it's that he busts his ass all the time and gets nothing for it.

Peggy just wants the dick, 'her way'.Al wants to lay back and get sucked on. Peggy doesn't do that. She lays around the house, doesn't cook or clean, does a shit job of raising the kids which is why Kelly is a whore and Bud's an Incel. And when Peggy's juices are flowing, she wants sex her way, and 'gives' nothing back to Al.... proving again, Al is just a tool to be used, not a lover, or a partner, or even the 'king of his castle'.

...which is why Peggy demanding sex from Al is comically annoying for him, because he knows he gets nothing for it. That's why he's into Nudie-Bars, and Big-Un's Magazines; and why the show has super-models, strippers, and other forms of whorisms in the background, because that's what Al truly wants, "sex HIS way".....a simple man, with simple requests that aren't being fulfilled.

For Peggy actually sucked his cock 3 times a week, and swallowed.... or gave up the anal... even titty-fucked him... Al 'should' have no complaints, and sex would be bearable. But Peggy is a shit wife who just takes and takes....

..and Al?... he's a life-cuck.... several episodes gave Al the opportunity to have sex his way and he never took it. He literally had (peak-90s) Vanna White in his bed ready DTF.... but kept his 'honor' for his wife and never banged her.... Dooming himself to a life of being a tool.

>>211687791
>buck is a parrot
Lol

>>211686474
NTA but i got my t checked a few months ago and it was 520. Im also 33, so maybe its age related, but i have a very low sex drive and dont know what to do. my doc gave me tadalafi because I can barely stay hard during sex. my hair has been falling out despite both grandpas having full hair until death.
i got my thyroid T4 levels checked and they were in the green range.
any adivce?

>>211685696
You've been trying to start a business for years? I got started in crypto before highschool, I have more money than you and your wife will ever see in your lives. I own a HVAC company now, have contracts with 2 major retailers, and deleted my third point because it would probably make me trackable.
Sounds like it's time to grow up, can't hide behind the wife forever

>>211687023
Milfs are great but she's clearly bogged. If you're into that, great, it's just not for me

>>211688014
Bud got girls left and right, he had failures, and the narrative wanted to perpetuate his virginity, but he got ass all the time. They retconned it in later seasons, but the earlier episodes are still around. He wasn't an incel.

Argie version is kino

>>211688275
Exercise. Lifting weight increases T naturally.
Hair issues could be caused by all sorts of things. Not everything has to do with genetics.

>>211685228 (OP)
Kino show, loved it as a kid.
NO MA'AM

>>211688582
I've suffered from inflammatory disease for 20 years, was put on steriods (cortico) for 2 years at 3 times in that time frame, I'm on a cocktail of JAK1 inhibitors, have low B12 levels, low D levels and mid iron levels.
I work out once a week and have slowly made gains, but dont feel any more masculine from it

>>211685914
As opposed to what? Negroball?

>>211688431
To be fair, "Incel" isn't a 90s word anyways... If Bud was a kid today, he'd be called that, due to his various personas he adopted to attract the ladies.

Today, "incel" is used by the pretty-plastic people of this generation who simply see men who do not fit the bill when calculating their hypergamy.

>>211685353
She was originally supposed to be a complete fatass. Would've made more sense that way.

>>211688662
B12 and D can be sorted out with shots from a doc or pharmacy or you can take a B vitamin inhaler.
You haven't provided enough info for what you aren't getting gains and what I've seen on this website is people get into a hissy fit when you ask about their diet and routine so I won't even get into that.

>>211686593
Despite being a failure, in the end, he was also a fighter. Despite hating his family and having an ungrateful wife who refused to do any housework and who stole all his money, he kept on working to provide for his family.
Out of all the people in his household, he was also the most loyal.
The one thing I disliked the most about the show was how Al usually ended up losing at the end of the episode, despite being the lesser evil. That's why I prefer the early episodes, because he was actually allowed to win a few in those, and even when he lost, he would get even and be content with that.

>>211685228 (OP)
Who is laughing? The men or the women?

>>211688845
For me its likely low calorie intake, ive struggled wtih eating a lot during my life because of my intestinal inflammation. for a while I was underweight but finally at a borderline threshold of 5'9 @ 148lbs

I work with a trainer who does full body with me each week - walking lunges, squats, sometimes jefferson curls, chest and back machines, rowing, and 20 mins of cardio

>>211685228 (OP)
>>211688906
It's kind of weird looking back at jokes like that now. Back then jokes about guys not wanting to bang their own wives were common. These days it's guys crying that their wives won't have sex with them

>>211688662
Then suffer and die, anon. What do you expect that dude to say to you? Hate people that ask for advice, get it, and immediately list 500 special reasons they can’t do it. Go ask a doctor instead of strangers on the internet if you have all that shit going on ffs.

>>211685541
Did they have a version of No'mam?

>>211689110
I wasnt saying why I cant do it anon. I was providing context to the situation. I told him my T level was low and he needed more info.
I told him about my vitamin levels, if one of those things were key to my T levels then it would be useful.
Sorry you feel so spiteful, I am openly and actively seeking help

>>211685696
>she's kept us afloat financially
how does your wife feel about also being your mother? you need a new diapie or a ba-ba, lil baby? a real man provides, you undeniable fagcuck.

>>211689131
Huh?
Apparently not because I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>211685228 (OP)
The man is exhausted all the way down to his soul.

>>211689030
I think one problem is that Peggy was attractive by most people's standards, especially for her age. The jokes simply didn't match how she looked, considering she was a sedentary slob who spent most of her day on the couch, watching Oprah and eating bonbons, yet the actress was clearly someone who worked out and followed a healthy diet.
If you look at all the other wives on the show, particularly the wives of the No Ma'am members, they're all fat and ugly, and the jokes work much better with them.

*toilet flush*

>>211685696
When your spending all those hours LARPing and making no money does your wife ever have visitors to the house?

>>211689175
Well he did say his gave him anal. So she is the "mommy" of the house.

>>211685696
>3 years for a startup
Jesus Christ man figure your fucking life out

>>211685228 (OP)
This show was huge in east europe during the 90s and first half of the 00s

>>211689226
https://marriedwithchildren.fandom.com/wiki/NO_MA%27AM

upvotes to anyone that can show me a picture of katey sagal that actually looks good

>>211689712
Watch the show Married With Children.

>>211689712
even marcy darcy mogged her into oblivion ten times over

>>211689659
Oh, oh yeah
That's probably the most famous thing from the show

>>211689844
based

>>211689712
>Katey Sagal is the mom in the original show
>Dasha Sagal is the daughter in the russian adaption
how does that even happen

>jokes about his wife
>jokes about others wives
>doesnt work
>lives comfortable
jefferson is the goat

>>211689884
It works so well in our language too
In fact it worked so well I thought it was the local thing up until today

>>211688339
>i stumbled across the lottery win therefore I'm ubermensch
This is how stupid you sound right now. You will be bankrupt and forgotten like all lottery winners in the cuming years.
>inb4 muh shitcoins in cointoilet are going parabolic bla bla
The tricky part about money is not acquiring it, it's maintaining it. Especially through calamities like monetary reforms and generation shifts

In that way the start-up enterprising anon is more respectable in that he is attempting to create some actual value and learning the hard way

>>211689844
Kek

>>211685696
giving real ninja vibes here

>>211690017
You can stop posting your botox creature any time, subhuman. Go do something useful and die in a trench.

>>211688970
Me again. You need the right amount of calories (500 cal surplus) and the right amount of protein daily or else you're not getting any gains. Your exercise routine sounds more like a general fitness routine rather than one for making serious gains.

>>211690630
Mate we're just talking about a tv show, no need to be so tense.
I know about the war, I live 40 km from the border. You get used to it.

>>211690371
>sandwich with chips
what the FUCK is wrong with americans?

>>211689712
She's breedable in SoA

>>211689408
>>211689800
The Darcy jokes never landed for me because I thought she was hot. Irl Al would be trying to nail every chance he got

>>211688275
520 is low for 30. Not low for now, but 50 years ago avg T was 650. Unfortunately dr won't prescribe for that level so have to take other avenues. Also keep in mind it shuts off balls so you can use it as a vasectomy. What are your other thyroid levels? Tsh, t3, t4? Unfortunately in the green doesnt always mean you're OK, drs are kind of retarded and just go off of a shitty chart that includes the entire population and doesnt even take into account many large clinical studies done in the last 20 years. More complicated than that but its close enough. An OTC thing you can take to help lower SHBG is boron, 6mg a day, can also look into Ashwagandha but guys kind of need to cycle it. Also like other dude said need to get baseline in check, eat well, sleep well, lift heavy

>>211685228 (OP)
>*laugh track*

>>211690803
How is that weird at all? Chips are probably the single most common side for a sandwich.

>>211691023
Al never cheated on Peggy, except for lap dances.

>>211685353
Marriage is a prison that makes sex dreary + dull that he reacts to sex like MALE RAPE, when sex used to be what a single unmarried guy might live for. that's the joke

>>211685353
>>211685418
You are both retarded faggots, Al wasn't gay and he did not have that fatigue.
He simply didn't want to bang her because of the fact that Peggy did not do her wifely duties.

>>211690071
He said he parlayed the crypto into a brick and mortar business with stable clientele. That's far more respectable than the anon who's getting pegged by his wife while trying to be a startup bro
>>211691140
Work on your reading comprehension.

All I wanted growing up was to see a prime-Christina Applegate nude and it never happened. Life is suffering

>>211685353
Another is the consequence of sex: he had 2 kids to support, making it harder to walk away from his awful job that pays t he mortgage and monthly bills. So sex has put him into in a robotic, monotonous, humiliating existence.

>>211691132
The most common is fries, you know, like all of your fast food places do? Chips as a side is for kids from weird families

>>211691196
Ask grok

>>211691268
Chips = Fries

>>211691268
>like all of your fast food places do?
The fast food sandwich places, like Subway and Jersey Mikes, sell chips.

>>211691327
Americans don't call fries chips.
>>211691342
>the shit places do it
Exactly.

>>211691327
You're confused.

>>211691091
This is what it was last summer. right in the middle lol
good advice though thank you

>>211691023
Same. The episodes where she wears dominatrix gear are the best ones, as well as the ending of the one episode where she has to stand in the bank window in a bikini.

>>211691385
>the shit places
Your example was fast food, but the fast food sandwiches places do the exact opposite of what you're saying.
When you make sandwiches at home, like you should be doing if you're not a retard, the traditional side is also potato chips. You get fries if you buy a sandwich at some chain restaurant or something like that where they mainly sell burgers.

>>211688275
>>211691091
Also check vitamin D level. It will be called something like 25(OH)D in a lab. If thats low it messes with everything including thyroid/hormones. A lot of people seem to be deficient in it. You can also safely take 5000IU a day, get one with a bit of vitamin k in it, but if you're clinically low it will take a long time at that rate, and you don't want to do more than that without knowing for sure you are low so it helps to know where you sit.

>>211689030
The difference is that al is tired and beat down. The guys in that sub are porn addicts

>>211691023
the actors absolutely hated each other apparently

>>211691458
>When you make sandwiches at home, like you should be doing if you're not a retard, the traditional side is also potato chips.
Not really. You slice up some potatoes and bake them. Sorry you never outgrew lunchables-style cuisine.

>>211691584
she was a feminist cunt who wrote/directed the show and ran it straight to hell because she got sick of the misogynist comments.

despite.. the fact that she wrote them in. despite the fact that misogyny satire was the show's bread and butter. so yeah. they hated her. rightfully so.

>>211691584
>>211691584
would

>>211691194
Irl Al still wouldn't. Some guys can keep it their pants, and irl, if Marcy was half as unattractive as they made her out to be, he surely would have never touched her.

>>211691783
Al hit on other women. The stuff with Marcy was clearly just forced drama.

>>211691750
It is funny how quickly those two were corrupted by Al and Peggy. I miss Steve in the later seasons but Jefferson is also kino.

>>211691861
Yes he did, and he decided against it, whenever he had the real chance to do anything about it.

>>211687791
>brown Al Pacino

>>211691390
Ah I see in the notes, looks like I was on the right track to check D. Obv im a rando, so double check, but you can take more D than that and I would just dont go over say 6kIU a day, you can short term to 'front load' but drop down to 5k daily after. If you're doing b12 shots and that you should hopefully improve after a couple months, and check your T and thyroid levels again then. Best of luck anon, I was in a similar spot a few years back.

>>211688474
>2 semen demons in one family

>>211691990
Are you just really bad at reading comprehension or willfully obtuse? You're arguing against a real world (I did say in real fucking life) hypothetical with characterizations I've clearly deviated from.

>>211688777
Ya when she had yo do chores for a week he fucked her ragged.

>>211689999
quads of truth

>>211691023
She was okay in the early seasons, but she quickly hit the wall and ended up looking like the frumpy feminist she was in real life.

>>211691698
Are you retarded? There was no misogyny in the show. Every characters ridiculed every other character, based on their views, and Al and No Ma'am were the one who ended up losing most often.

>Psycho Dad was taken off the air
I feel so bad for NO MA'AM.

>>211692855
Meant to reply to >>211692767
>Ma'am were the one who ended up losing most often.

>>211692855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3tJy16-e4s

>>211693189
>Taught Kelly the song during for the sports questionnaire
Gets me every time.

>>211690866
Lol the megajew on the left is always so funny. I like him in stuff but what a wacko

Married with Children is unironically the best tv show ever.

>>211685228 (OP)
Funny how back then that was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight.
And he was considered hilariously poor.
But he worked at a shoe store and owned a big hosue two cars a non-working wife and two kids.

>>211692186
There would be no scenario in real life where Al would not have left Peggy within 10 years into their marriage. They couldn't stand one another.

Coming up with what any of them would do if they were real, is pointless. They're fictional beyond the benefit of the doubt, that real people may behave that way.

A yuppie feminist wouldn't even talk to the Bundys beyond one or two interactions. Al would have no interest in a person he considered unattractive. Their characterizations were untenable, and yet you want to talk about how'd they behave if they were real. If they were real, they all would avoid one another.

Sure, if some woman frequently came into any man's house and interacted with him daily as if they were close, at some point he would get the impression she liked him, and that he'd be comfortable enough to pursue her, probably even if he was married.

But that's not what would happen with those characters. They'd never speak, she'd never come over, and they'd actively try to harm one another, through calling the police on one another, litigation, or physical violence.

>>211693323
song for the*

>>211693606
Indeed, it is still the best sitcom to this day.
>>211693677
>Funny how back then that was considered hilariously out of shape and overweight.
Wrong, Al was a hunk.

>>211693749
Not reading your essay faggot. You win the dummy award.

>>211694140
You can always just type tl;dr.

Also, I know you read it, and have no counter arguments.

>>211693749
>They couldn't stand one another.
You clearly haven't watched the show.

>>211694271
I just finished watching the show about 2 weeks ago, for about the 3rd time. They hated each other. That was literally a multiple episode story arc in the final season. They were stuck with one another because no one else could stand them. Their relationship was forged out of necessity and familiarity, not desire.

>>211694437
>I just finished watching the show about 2 weeks ago, for about the 3rd time. They hated each other.
They mention that they love each other, in every season.
You are retarded.

>>211694600
They're lying. The only time they ever bond is when they're cruel to others, or when they physically attack others in unison. Otherwise, they really don't want to be around on another.

>>211694600
they love eachother intensely Al is just absurdly bitter at life that he has taken it out on Peggy the same way she takes it out on him.

Everyone thinks the show is about a dysfunctional marriage. It's about a functional marriage in a dysfunctional world.
>the episode where Al just wants to get to his car to save the picture of the family he keeps in it

>>211694719
>They're lying.
You are a retarded nihilistic faggot.

>>211694767
That episode was trash, and out of character. It really should have been a Biguns.

>>211694812
You're an idealistic faggot in denial.

>>211687165
If he had any self respect, he wouldn't get fucked in the ass by his wife on the regular.

>>211694954
It's a tv-show and not real life, retard.

>>211685353
Yeah, OK tranny faggot

>>211687791
Why is there a circle around the parrot? Is it the main character of the show?

I'm starting to think this lorefag worked on the show. He's taking it all way too personally

>>211687791
this was fucking garbage.

>>211686318
Fucking moronic esl

>>211694954
who touched you as a child?
mom or dad?
Which one, because someone abused you.

>here's that single income shoe salesman's house you wanted

>>211685228 (OP)
If he didn't like sex with his wife then what did he do when he felt horny?

>>211686534
Jfc just watch the show you insipid moron

>>211694986
I know. I argued from the show's continuity. Al doesn't cheat. Al wouldn't cheat. If Al was real he would've left Peg, and he'd never touch Marcy. None of these statements are incorrect.

Al and Peg didn't love one another. That is a dubious claim, and I'll admit it, but it's not flat out incorrect.

>>211695142
Projection is a helluva thing.

>>211695250
I don't want to. I can't relate to it. It's too american.

>>211685228 (OP)
This was considered comically fat and out of shape in the 90s.

>>211695330
Yeah crazy how an anon sees a show like this and project it's bad because his dad touched him.

>>211692018
>brown Al Pacino
Anon I . . .

>>211686064
>But why did it have to masculine though?
Al gets into fights a lot in the American show.

>>211695358
Not really, it was just a representation of an average family father

>>211685696
That's lowkey embarrassing bro why would you put that out there

>>211686115
>Don't know how it is in Europe but manly men don't do ballet here.
I knew a ballet dancer when I was in university, we convince him to come to BJJ with us and he threw everyone round the room like children. Like children. It was embarrassing. Lifting fat chicks a thousand times a night every night since he was 8 years old gave him core strength like bridge to valhalla.

>>211693555
Literal chimp skull.

>>211695704
That doesn't change anything. Ballet is for sissies and nancy boys. Everyone knows it.

>>211695395
See, there's that protection again. Also, I have never once said MWC is bad.

>>211695524
Absolutely not the case in our version. He's portrayed as a spineless pussy.
Probably to make him more relatable for the general population kek

>>211695763
Neanderthal, give him his due. He was a perfect choice for The Quest for Fire.

>>211686064
>But why did it have to masculine though?
Al was a fullback, that means he ran over people all game

>>211696004
Yeah but he did peak during high school.
It's so sad that it was relatable to most people.

>>211696134
Most people peak in high school

>>211696190
Well that's even more depressing.

>>211695769
Sissies and nancy boys who are strong enough to stomp your head flat without breaking a sweat if they wanted to.

>>211696190
This or the university

>>211696292
Yes, faggots

>>211688777
but then Al's seething hatred (justified) of hamplanets would make him look like a massive tool, and not in like the myriad funny ways he already does
Besides, peaked in highschool football star needs bimbo wife to sell the image. If they were living in a swamp trailer park with Pegs family I could see her being played by a pawg

>>211696287
>Well that's even more depressing.
protip, you know how you never stop peaking?
Keep working hard at something, anything.

Only reason people peak in highschool is because they choose to.
Simply choose to not peak.

>>211686318
>>211686593
>>211686661
Al is about as manly as Hank Hill, as evidenced by his willingness and ability to kick some ass when he needs to. Examples include all of Kelly's many boyfriends, Bud that one time he mistook him for one of Kelly's boyfriends, anyone who hits on Peggy or hurts her feelings in a way he himself wouldnt. Hell the whole family is down to scrap, like that time they go to the park. His defeatist loser attitude gives him dgaf buff so he's in now way 'fake' macho, just largely deflated with age and circumstance

>>211696292
>strong enough to stomp your head flat without breaking a sweat if they wanted to.
I already granted that may be true. Still prancing fags in tights.

>>211686893
in a good way

>>211695436
that's makeup and a fake tan

>>211692767
I love the show, but you're kidding yourself if you don't think misogyny is the whole brand.

His entire personality is how much he hates women that come into his shoestore and how much of a chore it is to look at his wife. he's constantly watching playboy and shit on the tv. he's the epitomic example of a chauvinist male.

>>211697969
So what? The show makes far more jokes about him and men in general than about women. Do you think joking about women is misogynistic? Are you that brainwashed?