I AM KIROK, I HAVE COME Edition

>>211685297 (OP)
You can see Miramanee’s panties in the episode.

For me it's when Kodos shouts "I am TIRED"

>>211685468

So what happened to the Preservers again

>>211685546
>Kodos
>wants to genocide half of the population
Hmmmmm

>>211685548
Native wife

>>211685297 (OP)
They would never make an episode like this in the current year. TOS is full of stuff like that.

For me it's Yeoman Zahra

>>211685685
The reason Gene wanted TOS to be diverse is actually him just wanting to perv on women of all races.

>>211685635
It was cringe back then too

>I've got faith of the heart

>>211685727
>cringe
It was SOVL

>>211685685
I love bridge bunnies!

>>211685730
I’M GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME

>>211685730
>>211685843
Awful intro. They should have just used Archer’s Theme as planned.

>>211685604
If anything Marvel ripped off Trek.

>>211685548
ENHANCE

>>211685297 (OP)
Bros, I’m trying to get into Star Trek. Should I start with TOS or TNG?

Also, which Trek movies are worth watching?

>>211685727

>>211686001
TNG always

T’Pol

>>211686251
Based

>TNG and DS9 actors are about to start dying off
feels bad man

>>211686270

>>211686270
I just need Shat to outlive Takei

>Doctor Who: Dead and Gay
>Star Trek: Dead and Gay
>Star Wars: Dead and Gay
It's all so tiresome

>>211686357
Andor was better than any NuTrek show thoughbeit.

NuTrek is dying and you're laughing. Star Trek will go into the wilderness years and you're laughing.

>>211686409
We’ve been in the wilderness years since 2005

just had a memory blast of how they set up archer and tpol for 2 or 3 seasons and then randomly decided tpol needed to give naked massages to trip so they could be forced together

what awful writing

>>211686465
They were desperate to boost their viewership.

>>211686465
Enterprise was the first NuTrek

>>211686589
>>211686465
Why would a Vulcan need breast implants? Where’s the logic in that?

>>211686625
to entice humans for ponfarr

>World War 3 imminent
The timeline is coming together, bros!

>>211686675
But they only do that every, what, seven years? Seems illogical.

>>211686625
Vulcan boobs are naturally more perky due to their planet's gravity.

>>211686589
This image was edited. She doesn't look like this.

what was his problem?

>>211686675
Post more T’Pol

>>211686811
Jaundice

>other thread is for AI slop based on the gay Calarts cartoon
Snake eating its own tail. I wish they would just give Star Trek to the Japanese like Lucasfilm did with star wars visions

>>211686901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiq41tHMCk

>>211686927
Me on the right

>>211686744
this is true

They need to make an episode set on a femboy planet.

>>211686313
Takei will get rectal cancer soon enough

>>211686998
ENT is the straightest Star Trek show.

>>211687032
I’m worried that his pettiness will keep him alive. He’ll probably die one day after Shatner.

>>211686998
>lost/stranded characters need clothes
>just steal them from a clothesline in somebody's backyard
I hate this trope

>>211687083
"Stranded on 20th century Earth" is the most overused Star Trek trope. That's why TVH is trash.

>>211687117
>t. rich evans

>>211687144
I will never forgive RLM for shilling Spicard S3

>I believe in the Devil. And I believe he has backed me. All through my life. What I like about the Devil is, he's taught me to do things that get around my wife. He's taught me to lie ably. He's taught me to... Well, mainly he teaches you to lie.
>Girls are such delicious, sweet-smelling wonderful things. I can still remember when [...] they would bend over and their dresses would come up and you'd see the panties. Little girls are totally beautiful things. And I was lucky with my girls.

>>211685685

>>211685297 (OP)
There was already a /trek/: >>211681154
>>211681154
>>211681154
>>211681154
>>211681154

>>211687316

>>211687215
If you’ve read the TMP novel, you’d know about this Devil shit already.

>>211687032
>rectal cancer

>>211687339
>spore drive

ST:D
S:PIC

>>211687479
Nuhura was alright, she can stay

>>211687502
I'm still amazed that we went from Zoe fucking Saldana to that fucking ogre in SNW.

>>211687449

>>211687535
>let's try spinning, it's a good trick!
I hate how starships behave like starfighters in NuTrek.

>>211687502

>>211687488
It’s S:PIC because S2 is all about how ICE is worse than Khan, Borg and the Dominion combined

>>211687575
Fucking ew

>>211686357
Battlestar Galactica: attacked, raped, insulted.
Will rise again. FUCK RDMOORE.

>>211686675
Ronald D Moore "Write" this shit.

>>211685548
BRAAAAAAAAP

>>211687316
>archived
Aw shucks! I was too late!

They let Uhura have some characterization in the very first episode and then dropped it entirely

>>211687272
Looks like a porn parody

>>211687993
This remains a bastard thread. You can't just ignore existing /trek/s because you don't like the captain's images or content.

for me, it's chad wes

>>211692260

>>211693038
>listening to zelazny's amber audiobooks during commute
>listen to several recorded by the author before he died
>get to the first one not recorded by the author
>it's read by wil wheaton
>he pronounces "Jurt" as "Yurt" even though the author said "Jurt"
>turn it off and ride in silence for an hour

>>211690946
>You can't just ignore existing /trek/s because you don't like the captain's images or content
But I can, and I will.

Luv The Picard. Simple as.

>>211694155
That would belie the purpose of a general thread, if one could just create /trek/s because other /trek/s didn't meet their personal standards. The first duty of a Starfleet officer is to the truth.

>something weird happens
>it's caused by a subspace anomaly
so what the fuck is a subspace and why is anomalous shit happening in there

>>211696111
Subspace is literal dimensional magic

>>211696111
Subspace is where you go to Eat Fresh™

If you cum in the holodeck, does it stay there?

>>211696265
Was it ever real? Or was it a simulation of seed?

>>211696181

>>211696265
The ship cleans itself (no, no one is mopping the floors on the Holodeck like in that stupid lesbian cartoon). Leftover matter is broken down and reused as energy.

>>211686713
>only do that every, what, seven years

Enterprise wasn't even on that long.

>>211696995

waste is beamed out of everyone's colon and bladder every few hours. Its converted to energy for the food replicators.

>>211697113
The Irishman's burden

>>211685891
You don't have faith of the heart

I guess that Nu Trek tranny got a mod enforced vacation finally

>>211687316
I couldn't take Tendi seriously with that name because 4chan memes rotted my brain

this made me laugh

>>211699484
klingons just being regular dudes in tos is always funny to me

>>211699484
>that autistic spock run

>>211699484
>spock running
H-he's fast

>>211685297 (OP)
Shat had plenty of prior experience to f=draw on for the role.

>>211685297 (OP)
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG12dJfX1QM&start=30

>>211700289
I need to watch Wagon Train and early Gunsmoke.

>>211699484
Needs Guile theme

>>211692220
What is the name of the fetish that episode gave me?

Imagine if she Romulanized you

>>211701109
with her tongue

Was it a gooning metaphor?

>>211702647
no you dipshit

>>211702704
Why the fallopian tube imagery then?

>>211702764
It's a trombone

>>211699484
i love cape spock

>>211699603
They were just soldiers. The Klingons were originally depicted as something akin to what the Cardassians ended up being.

nice drip

>>211704211
he's adorable. also he definitely looked pleased when they blew up those crates. he was having fun.

>>211704394
no i mean how they don't have forehead ridges and half of them aren't even in blackface like kor, they're just regular human looking guys in costumes

>>211706726
>kino
>meh
>meh. the infamous HEY KIRA I FUCKED YOUR MOM LOL episode
>kino
>meh

>>211685635
My favorite instance of “Holy shit they could NOT get away with this today” was the nagging wife subplot from I, Mudd.
We all joke about Dr Soong being a sexpest, but I think Harry Mudd outdid him.

For me, it's Mar the klingon fom the Star Trek pen commercial
https://youtu.be/t05mBb5L5Ts

>>211707163
>CAPTAIN PLEASE GUL DUKAT CALLED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO SAY HE FUCKED MY MOM AND IM HIGHLY UPSET SO I MUST USE THE ORB OF TIME TO OBSERVE IT FOR MYSELF ITS THE ONLY WAY
>.........Ok sure enjoy the shore leave.
>THANK YOU EMISSARY

I love how he didn't give a single fuck

>>211702647
It feels like this episode came to be because the writers were pissed their kids were all hooked on Tetris and Pac Man. It’s a very dated episode. Even moreso because it came out right before A Link to the Past showed that video games were more than points and levels and high scores.

>>211707724
nah "pod people" trope is a timeless classic

>its another "the alien planet is just a bizarro Earth" episode
I see now why this was the show that birthed fanfiction.

>>211708147
It’s amazing how many planets thousands of light years away look just like 1960’s Los Angeles.

>>211708237
the sets aren't the problem it's the literal transplantation of Earth culture and civilizations. literally no imagination. in Miri it looked like Earth but it was clearly an "alien" situation.

>>211707724
>Even moreso because it came out right before A Link to the Past showed that video games were more than points and levels and high scores.
Wtf are you on nintendie

>>211686803
Really?! You don't say.

>>211698688
Yes, must have.
>>211698740
Even though your hikikomori diet largely consists of tendies?

>>211698740
Tendi is trans and so will be you.

>>211708979
>>211708782
How did your tranny circlejerk thread go, you little bitch? Still ban evading?

no seriously I'm just realizing I've watched like 3 back to back episodes of
>previous Starfleet captain interfered on a planet and made it into a retarded version of Earth
Can you write literally anything else? who is responsible for this? season 1 was not like this.

>>211709104
Wow, banned for a whole 10 minutes. The jannies have such respect for your petty tyranny. Wouldn't you be happier on Plebbit? Also, seems like your post has been deleted, too, probably for announcing a ban, which is against the rules. So much for you being a big rule follower–you're exactly as much of a petty tyrant as I say you are. Plus, you're a fun vampire. I'm so glad I'm not you.

Hopefully you're all familiar with this great collection of several hundred Star Trek parodies:
https://www.youtube.com/@grinroom9766

Can someone explain to me why the Klingon, an alien race that love warfare, cannot eliminated a bunch of scientist and explorers?

>>211710580
And picrel is the best Star Trek made in the last 20 years

>>211710733
they are not smart

>>211710733
What i want to know is how the Klingons haven't rendered themselves extinct with all their "honorable deaths". Do they breed like rats? The handful of times we've seen pregnant Klingons, they seemed to only be bearing one child.

Gene Roddenberry totally didn't leave his wife for the Nurse Chapel actress. The executives also didn't harass Grace Lee Whitney into alcoholism. Gates McFadden and Denise Crosby so didn't leave the show over sexual harassment from those same executives. Everyone involved in producing that show was a SAINT!

Redpill me on DeForest Kelley

>>211711289
He was on TNG

>>211711289
Nobody has ever had anything bad to say about DeForest Kelley. Apparently, he was a good guy.

OH N-

>>211711720
This actually makes me really happy.

>>211711562
Which episode?

>>211711830
The first one

>>211711720
apparently he wasn't wise with his trek residuals and both he and his wife were ill, infirm and broke in their last years

>>211711830
What nevermind I remember the TNG episode

Marina Sirtis had a rather extensive softcore porn career before joining the cast of TNG. Here (with the fun part pixelized, to make the killjoys happy) is a framegrab from 1983's "The Wicked Lady", where another woman whips the crap out of her while she flops around topless. I'll bet she was glad to finally put some clothes on for a part.

>>211711887
A shame.

>>211711887
TOS actors didn't get residuals that is one of the main reasons actors have a union.

>Episode starts
>Here we are orbiting Earth in 1968
>Space James Bond shows up
Ok is it time for me to skip to VOY/ENT? If the last season is all like this I'm fucking done. I actually can't remember the last time I watched a show where it took such a nosedive from the first season

>>211711720
rabbits hated him

>>211712007
Oh, did she?

>>211712490
Yes, she did. Here's a (censored by me) framegrab from 1984's "Blind Date".

Voyager got rid of Kes just because her breasts weren't large enough, and replaced her with Seven Of Nine, a stacked sturmwaifu in a bondage outfit. Talk about blatant pandering. Then they did it again with T'Pol in Enterprise. How anyone could respect the show, or the franchise, after that is beyond me.
In other news, he's only been gone for an hour and a half, but I miss him so much.

anons I need your help because watching TOS is making me hate Star Trek. what do I do?

>This will get people to watch our show

>This will get people to watch our show

>>211713199
What don't you like about TOS? It's basically "Wagon Train" in space, with a hefty dose of "Outer Limits". What sort of experience are you looking for? Maybe we can direct you to a specific episode.

>>211713405
>It's basically "Wagon Train" in space
That sounds terrible.

>>211713405
I loved it at first but I'm watching Assignment Earth right now and I feel like dropping the whole thing. It started out great and got worse

>>211712805
She scares me in those old movies. There's an uncanny demoniac energy lurking behind those eyes.

>>211712805
Why don't you stop stalking Marina Sirtis?

Ezri Dax
Thoughts?

>>211686625
So you have something to look at while they drone on about logic and shit.

>>211714082
so boring. Kira was the hottest girl ever they never needed anyone else

>>211713584
"Assignment: Earth" was a pilot for a failed spinoff. Just enjoy Teri Garr's knockout 21-year-old beauty. Give me an example of something you'd like to see in a TOS episode and we'll try to find something. I could list some of my favorites, but your tastes may differ from mine.

>>211714185
I'd like to see sexy women. That's it. That's the only reason I ever watched anything. Don't care about the premise, don't care about the special effects, don't care about the quality of direction.

>>211714082
She kind of looks like a Roman towel-boy.

>>211714488
Hot!

>>211714185
I just need you to tell me if I should bother to watch TOS s3 because the decline in quality across season 2 is upsetting me. I have liked many episodes from season 1 and 2 but I hate this fixation on Earth they seem to have now. I don't give a flying fuck about Earth past or present I watch Star Trek for aliens or at the very fucking least Earth presented in allegory not literally "These aliens know the pledge of allegiance" It's so stupid and i fucking hate it. And they don't even use the Kirk Spock McCoy kino friendship angle and character dynamics to make it fun and interesting anymore it's literally just all SHIT I'm so BORED

>>211702647

I thought it was an anti-drug message. That was during the george bush the firsts just say no zero tolerance era.

Just noticed that Leah Brahms actress was also on the DS9 2 parter Homefront. In a pretty prominent role too. Not that it's anything new to have repeat actors on Trek but it just never clicked before.

>>211714862
ok geordi

>>211714862
that's funny because it's the first thing I noticed. it's hard to forget the face of a good character

>>211714657
I love the Pledge of Allegiance episode

>>211714950
literally why

>>211713990
I'm just downloading images/videos of her. Besides, I have to keep the discussions relevant to the images, or I'll get another 10-minute timeout for avatar use.

>>211714923
For me it was the voice that stuck out but then I have an ear for voices more than faces. Also Megan Gallagher from the Little Green Men episode just a couple episodes before was also in the episode where a Trill steals the Dax symbiont. I recognized her right away though because she was on Millennium and I'm a fan of that show

>>211714992
It's Earth-allegory but it's sort of set on an Earth that got worse and worse until they didn't even remember who they were anymore. Much more interesting to me than TNG era Trek constantly assuming technological advancement is inevitable. This was one of the only times they showed culture moving backwards.

>>211715143
>constantly assuming technological advancement is inevitable
Well, except for the whole World War 3 backstory...

>>211715143
you are full of shit because technological advancement or not has nothing to do with the civilization being some literal copy of an Earth civilization. it's creatively bankrupt and boring and I fucking hate it. TNG was leaps and bounds ahead as far as portraying Earth culture and problems in an immersive, allegorical way.

>>211715023
Marina Sirtis is a real person. She is interested in Star Trek and may observe or even participate in these threads. "just downloading images/video of her" -- from movies which don't have anything to do with Star Trek -- is very concerning.

>>211715333
Well, that and showing statuesque women in tight bodysuits with considerable cameltoe.

>>211715370
>on 4chan
>"concerning behavior"
I think the odds of Marina Sirtis going full NEET and lurking on 4chan is less than zero. You're really clutching at straws here. Have you heard of BlueSky? I think it'd be right up your alley.

>>211715333
>oooh oooh muh allegory
So what was this an allegory for, David Attenborough? Enterprise started right off pandering to the male gaze.

>>211715666
>So what was this an allegory for, David Attenborough?
mating

>>211715554
Let's not avoid the topic: Why are you downloading images/video of Marina Sirtis from work outside of Star Trek and posting them to Star Trek threads?

>>211715333
Kek okay bud. Not gonna change my mind I'd say TOS is probably better at portraying Earth culture. I finished TNG again a few months ago and God it's so fucking dry sometimes. My favorite ones had nothing to do with ethical political yammering. That was them at their worst. I liked the one where the ship took over the holodeck and gave birth to a techno baby via using a locomotive to represent it's brain. That's some TOS level goodness. I hated preachy Picard. I tolerate the preachy episodes to get to the fun episodes. I'm glad TOS handled it so much better.

>>211715666
I have no idea what you posted has to do with what I was talking about

>>211715333
You're like one of these midwits who thinks First Contact is a really smart episode. Ooh wow what a great president.

>>211715839
>TOS is probably better at portraying Earth culture
I DONT WANT TO SEE EARTH CULTURE FROM 800 BC IN MY STAR TREK PROGRAM AT ALL YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>211715959
Did you even pay attention to the episode? It was more like earth culture after a horrible generations long war it was set in like 5000 AD or something. God you're stupid.

Does anyone else pronounce TOS as /tɑːs/

>>211716103
I don't I pronounce it tee oh ess. But to each his own.

>>211715859
It's his relationship with his father. I've heard it's rather strained. Allegations of abuse.

>>211716030
>NOOOO YOU RETARD ITS ANCIENT ROME BUT THEY HAVE TV ITS TOTALLY NEW AND DIFFERENT AND INTERESTING AND FURURISITIC REEEEEEEE

ok big guy. I'm just saying I can see why this show stopped at 3 seasons

>>211714391
124, "A Taste Of Paradise", has a cute blonde hippie girl.
201, "Amok Time", has Spock's sturmwaifu fiance.
222, "By Any Other Name", has several hot women.
226, "Assignment Earth", has Teri Garr, but you already said you don't like that one.
305, "Is There In Truth No Beauty", has the actress that played Dr. Pulaski in STTNG, but younger and hotter.
313, "Elaan Of Troyius", has a spoiled rotten space princess.
320, "The Way To Eden", has several hippie chicks. The voluptuous redhead is mesmerizing.

>>211716277
>They're not worshipping the sun. They're worshipping the Son of God.
Another super kino episode. Maybe you just have retarded taste.

>>211715328
Man that really fucked up the franchise. Supposedly Earth went from irradiated pockets of refugees to squeaky clean post-scarcity utopia in less than 100 years just because the Vulcans helped us out a little.

>>211685548
HOT

>>211712007
More they ended up whipping the crap out of each other. Clip's on YT BTW.

>>211716378
Why did you say that Teri Garr was a "knockout"? She isn't attractive. I'm unsure of your list because your standards seem to be off. Also, what are the plots of these episodes? I've heard of Amok Time before.

>tin-foil-hat.jpg
The timecode at the beginning of Homefront and the way Worf said it, the video of the Changeling attack, the pretense for the false flag attack on Earth?
>Oh-five-nine-eleven.

>>211716399
>aliens worshipping one of Earth's "God" is "kino"
thanks I knew I was talking to a literal retard

>>211715859
It was a direct counter to your high-falutin' opinion of Star Trek. It's about pandering to the male gaze, and always has been.

>>211717066
I have always enjoyed ogling sexy aliens in Srar Trek I literally do not comprehend why you replied to my post. I'm talking about the shitty writing of TOS season 2

>>211715781
I'm not working at this hour. Why would you think I was? And Marina Sirtis is very on-topic in Star Trek threads. Case in point: this clip from 1983's "The Wicked Lady". I had to look for quite a while to find a clip where she WASN'T topless. Kind of amazing.

>>211716686
Teri Garr was definitely a knockout, but given the era, she had a '60s style to her. Just like all the other women in TOS. If you're not into that, then you can stop now.

>>211717402
>Teri Garr was definitely a knockout
No. Muldaur is a knockout. Terri Garr is just...fine. In comparison.

>>211717187
"from work outside of Star Trek" applied to Marina Sirtis, not you. Please stop stalking Marina Sirtis. On-topic contributions would include images/webms of Marina Sirtis in her role as Counselor Troi in "Star Trek".

>>211717402
Teri Garr was never a knockout and it has nothing to do with 60s style. Muldaur was absolutely a knockout.

>>211717018
You're retarded. Obviously that planet had their own Jesus, which led to the collapse of the alien Roman empire. It just took them 2,000 years longer than it took on Earth.

>>211716378

No trek babes list is complete without Mariette Hartly in all our yesterdays and Lee Meriweahter in that which survives.

>>211717749
>read from a history book and put "alien" in front of all the proper nouns and that's how you write Star Trek! KINO!
kill yourself

>>211717627
>hurr durr DA RUUUUUULES
If you like rules so much, why are you on 4chan? BlueSky awaits you.
>>211717669
You're one to talk.

>>211717867
You're really hung up about being called out as a tiresome faggot

>>211717850
You're the faggot who doesn't understand why TOS is the ultimate Trekkino. Your insults mean literally nothing.

>>211717867
Why are you obsessed with posting Marina Sirtis' tit pics from non-Star Trek properties? It isn't novel. It's bizarre. Marina Sirtis isn't even relevant to Star Trek in 2025. Why can't you leave her alone?

>>211718146
TOS season 1 was some of the best Trek I've ever seen you are just defending literal garbage

>>211718260
You're the stupid retard who can't stand anything about history being on, to quote you, "MY STAR TREK".

I'll just let Captain Picard tell you why you're fucking wrong.

WESLEY: William James sure won't be on my Starfleet exams.
PICARD: The important things never will be. Anyone can be trained to deal with technology, and the mechanics of piloting a starship.
WESLEY: But Starfleet Academy--
PICARD: It takes more than just that. Open your mind to the past... to history, art, philosophy. And then... (re: the stars) ...this will mean something.

>>211718196
Hey, cut him some slack. He's suffered enough anal abuse from the tip of his father's penis. His only outlet is 4chan.

I have no idea when Patrick Stewart portrayed the Lord Of Evil, but here it is. More footage available here, starting around 3m0s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGh3BPsesY

>>211718321
you're that one guy who just likes to pretend to be stupid to have someone to talk to aren't you? you're the same guy who said the Dominion was super powerful and had thousands of races helping them even though they never showed them in the show, right?

>>211718196
I didn't post any of her tit pics; I literally can't. /tv/ is a safe-for-work board. Why are you trying to defend her? It's not like she's ever going to talk to you, no matter how much you simp for her.

>>211686062
I-IV and all of the TNG movies (Nemesis blows but it has its moments)

>>211718568
>Why are you trying to defend her?
This is an implicit admission that you're attacking her. Please stop.

>>211686062
I'm a heretic, but I really liked Star Trek V. I dig the whole "religious fiction" genre, but there's so little of it.

>>211718513
No I just think you're a dipshit for trashing on TOS.

>>211718667
I'm not attacking her at all; I'm a big fan of her physical attributes circa the 1980s, as were a number of softcore porn movie producers. If it weren't for those appearances, not only would she never have been cast on ST:TNG, but if she had, her character would have been killed off early (like Kes was) and she would have been replaced with eye candy for the male gaze.

>>211718809
Stop shaming Marina Sirtis.

>>211718845
What shaming? I'm celebrating her! You're a humorless scold.

>>211718720
I'm not trashing on TOS I'm trashing the episodes of it that are shit in specific. But those are the episodes you like because you're retarded. What if there was an episode of Star Trek where Kirk and Spock to to an ALIEN PLANET to watch """JFK""" get assassinated on an ""alien"" planet that somehow was exactly the same as Earth at the time the script was written? That's KINO right? Thank fucking God it got canceled.

>>211718957
You are posting tit pics of Marina Sirtis which have no relation to her role as Counselor Troi. What could the purpose of this off-topic lewdness be beyond shaming? Star Trek: The Next Generation does not "celebrate" nudity. Please remain on topic.

>>211719248
For the last time, I'm not even able to post tit pics here; this is a safe-for-work board. >>211710135, >>211712007, and >>211712805 haven't been deleted, so they're OK for this board. What are you even on about?

>>211710841
So, no one can explain how the Klingons haven't gone extinct? So much for Star Trek making any sense. It's a dumb and inconsistent TV show, and you know it.

>>211719480
Obviously their devotion to honor is overblown and idealism and when it comes down to it most value their actual lives more. That's why the ones that are in power are so conniving and deceitful.

>>211719432
The term "tit pics" is offensive. Please cease using it.

>>211687535
>>211687563
what happens inside the ships as they spin this way

>Leonard Nimoy wrote: "Frankly, during the entire shooting of that episode, I was embarrassed —a feeling that overcame me many times during the final season of Star Trek."[5]

bros....I'm scared

>>211719777
Nimoy did seem pretty checked out during that season, and honestly during some of the back half of season 2. Which is pretty damning because he was usually Mr. Professional who always gave his best even to the shittiest paycheck roles.

>gets slimed by a bit of bug juice
>instantly turns into a leftist bug sympathizer
This is why we must kill all bugs. The only good bug is a dead bug. Every bug on Earth is a fifth collumn traitor, I say we KILL THEM ALL!

>>211686270
Odo died before I even got into Star Trek.

>>211706726
>Conscience of the King
I just watched this one. Some great performances by the guest stars but it left me wondering how old Kirk is supposed to be. Would he have been a teenager during the massacre?

Started watching Voyager again.
>They find Kazon-Ogla
>This retards can space travel but cannot manage to burn oxygine with 2 hidrojens.

If Verhoeven wanted people to hate le evil military fascists so much, he should've made a movie like this showing the negative consequences of following orders without question, not try to make some half-witted commentary on how easy it is to get humans to wear uniforms if it means killing bugs. Just goes to show that some people don't understand Killing Bugs == Good and everything else falls in line secondary to Killing Bugs.

>>211719777
>Frankly, during the entire shooting of that episode

which episode did he mean ?

>>211722587
Not that one. That one was dope.

I feel a major issue with NuTrek is scale. The galaxy had DS9 dealing with that section of Alpha with the wormhole section of Gamma while Voyager was making its way back from Delta towards Beta.

Now every episode feels like Final Frontier, fast forwarding to the galactic core. It doesn't feel like naval tradition, big ships moving in big space.

What is your opinion on the Shangri-La Command Warship?

>it's a Porthos episode

>>211703081
a rusty trombone?

>>211715370
lol wtf is wrong with you

>>211715370
glad to have you here, Marina

oh man, Tpol hit the wall hard

>>211715370
mfwhen i see concerning posts

>>211699484
I know people like to crack wise about this stuff, or engage in the apologia that Trek was always cerebral, but the truth is that for the time, this is a fairly typical action sequence. Contemporary audiences might not have found this the height of thrilling action, but it served its purpose and wasn't considered dull.
>>211707724
It's pretty clearly a DARE episode, just with a technological twist.
>Try this fun thing, dude! The first taste is free...
Then it ruins your life and the Pushers take all your shit.

>>211710733
The scientists and explorers also use science to develop incredibly powerful and adaptive weaponry. They don't fight for status or honor, or even expansion. They only fight when they have to, and when they do their primary goal is victory. Sure the Federation tries desperately to keep its hands clean, but they're always laser focused on actually. Winning. The. War. Rather than terrifying their enemies or adding to the Great Blood Count or whatever.
As a consequence, they wipe the floor with anyone who isn't on technological parity with them. This is what makes groups like the Dominion, the Hirogen, and the Borg terrifying: they've got the same or better tech, and no morals holding them back.

>>211725232
I'd still let her hit.

>>211714391
"Whom Gods Destroy" has the legendary Yvonne Craig (AKA Batgirl) as a deranged, horny Orion Slave Girl. She's honestly quite funny in the episode, and of course extremely easy on the eyes.

>>211725629
Well that make sense. Thanks

>>211725544
wholesome levels checked

>>211685297 (OP)
I thought this was a good episode unironically

>>211721776
The B5 curse

>>211687007
>whatf if the planet was actually full of normal people that didn't even care about the alien space station and they just happened to beam down to the one freelove nudist colony with their own don't-step-on-the-lawn sharia founded by a religious cult centered on the alien space station

>>211725629
well said

>>211685712
I can respect that.

>>211722587
Spock's Brain

>>211728899

Finally finished s5 its been great, oh well time for the war

>>211730236
>Well done Sisko, well done. HOWEVER...

>>211724411
just another bluesky whiner
>>211723829
>>211725703
>>211725790
>nooooo male gaze
bunch of pearl-clutchers

vulcan females are naked under their clothes

>>211730236
If I was a crewman on one of those Starfleet's armada of starships. I hope my captain wasn't a Picard-style pussy. I wouldn't want a speech. I'd want a cap'n fully pumped up. Screaming. As we full-impulse fly to Valhalla

>>211732228
THEY BETRAY THEIR UNIFORMS!

>>211732248
That's a cool sentiment dude but every engagement in human history has shown that disciplined professionalism is more effective than screaming like crazy, even in the cases where the professionals lost like Vietnam.

>>211725232
>>211725703
>T'pol hit the wall
You can say that again

>>211732392
Wow, someone's been hitting the Ozempic hard.

>>211685297 (OP)
Anon from a previous thread here doing his first DS9 marathon.
Fuck you anons, it does not get better, fucking bajorans and that asian bitch.

>>211732427
That picture is from like 10 years before Ozempic became available for mass use

>>211732437
is sisko bald yet?

>>211732437
If Sisko still has hair, you must persevere

>>211732469
No?

>>211732451
Yikes. No wonder they put her in a catsuit.

>>211732392
>>211732498
When it comes to determining a woman's actual age, remember: they can hide everything with make-up and other forms of deceptive except for their witch-hag hands.

>>211732495
keep on trekkin anon you'll get their, if you really must here is some suggestions

>>211732512
They can snap on some latex gloves to concel their evil

>>211732513
Nice, previous thread i asked if there was a list and anons just told me to watch it all.

>>211732513
>good episodes in seasons 6 & 7
But I can't stand military sci-fi.

>>211707724
tbf
>Barclay, with all safety protocols off
predicted a lot of what we today see in internet/gaming addicts

>>211732392
nooooooo u posted a picture of a st actress not from the show, you must be stalking her, how dare you, officer, officer!

>>211732547
If a woman is wearing latex gloves, she's already evil, anon

>>211732581
thats not a popular viewing guide around these parts, still I think its hilarious, Voy and Tng ones are too, I do think you should watch everything but maybe not the first time.

>>211732592
Chat GPT tore the mask off society and showed how many Barclays emerge once the technology becomes available. You see all those stories about men turning to AI girlfriends.

>>211732585
if you don't like rocks and shoals the problem is not the show the problem is you.

>>211732293
You couldn't be on my crew. We'd have a strict 'no pussys' rule.

'Computer, divert power from life-support systems to phasers' as we banzai charge like the Light Brigade.

>>211732592
>>211732677

>>211732592
What they predicted was that society would devolve into a sanitized shithole where everyone who is even a little bit different or has even slightly different social values HAS to escape into a fantasy in order to not suffer the wretched, pervasive and unending judgement of the NORMALFAGS and their insipid, pathological reality!!

>>211732724
The Light Brigade didn't Bonzai charge, retard. They followed their orders to their deaths with stone cold British stiff upper lip professionalism. Japan is pathetic by the way and they don't breed.

>>211732618
Anon I just joined the thread, I have no idea what you're talking about but I guess it has something to do with all of these deleted posts

>>211732845
nonsense its a regimented professional ship, barclay was clearly much happier once he was working at a research base, he never should have been in starfleet in the first place

>>211732724
>no pussies rule
>posts Br*t*sh """people"""
Well, you've already fucked it up. There hasn't been a heterosexual bong born in over 100 years.

>>211732902
>>211732870
FUCK THE PROFESSIONALS
SPERG WAR NOW

>>211732944
well go join the klingons then

>30 posts
kek

>>211732392
what a sexy alien

>>211732392
what the hell happened anyway? some sort of weight loss program gone wrong?

>>211733157
I think it's just what happens when you're a fitness nut and you're a 50 year old woman. She's just got insanely vascular genetics.

>>211732392
In the last season of ENT she lost too much weight.

>>211732845
It's all about the skills you bring to the table. Data was even more socially challenged than Barclay. Yet he was one of the most loved and respected crewmates on the whole ship. Because he was an invaluable asset to the team.

>>211733180
idk man look at her belly button, something went wrong even if it was just a dieting thing

>>211732681
Never watched it, never gonna. Everyone in that show has to sit around and wait for something interesting to come to them. Yawn.

>>211733262
thats not true the entire premise of the episode is they are on the run from jem hadar after blowing up shit and they crash, let me get this straight you've made something up that isn't remotely accurate and you are not going to watch the show you are completely wrong about? interesting

>>211732897
yeah some janny had a sperg out because of some whiner
>211713990
>211715781
>211717627
>211718196
>211719248
>211719724
but they left one
>>211713957

>>211733313
The toxic fans alone are enough of a reason to pass by the entire Star Trek franchise.

>>211733379
ok, so why are you in this thread about star trek?

Trip, Reed and Hayes need to land on a planet and rescue some alien chicks from their virginities.

>>211733230
>anon finds out about innies and outies

I'd go in her outie if you know what I mean

>>211733582
I've seen her belly button many many times, it didn't use to look like that, your acting like we didn't see her 1/2 naked on a weekly bases for 5 years

>>211713354
Yes.

>>211733423
Are you implying Star Trek only has toxic fans? That's a hell of an admission.

>>211733695
you really are determined to be disingenuous aren't you? you said you won't watch any trek due to toxic fans, I then asked why you are even in this thread then and that is your reply? either you have trouble with the english language or your just lying, so which is it?

>>211733695
No the hell is my fist coming to your face if you don't shut the fuck up.

>>211733721
I just said I didn't watch DS9. You blew that completely out of proportion and claim I don't watch any Trek. The third possibility, which you didn't mention, is that you're a moron.
>>211733723
No chance of that. You'd be out of breath after running 20 feet.

>>211733787
>enough of a reason to pass by the entire Star Trek franchise
>the entire Star Trek franchise
>entire
so trouble with the english language, got it

fresh bread?

>>211733822
Just because I said the toxic fans alone are enough of a reason to pass by the entire Star Trek franchise, doesn't mean I have. So, trouble with the simplest of nuance. Got it.

>>211733854
>page 1

>>211733887
so once again we go back to this >>211733262
you invented something that isn't true and are coming up with more and more nonsensical reasons why. Interesting.

EU hours contentious arguing for no reason anon is BACK!

>>211733942
300 posts, its time to bake

>>211733967
It's the coomer AI webm guy he's being a monster faggot and playing victim really hard

>>211686901
I personally take great offense from that comment but i'm going to bed you sexy sexy man https://filebin.net/gas9e7ng4xvnsefq

>found a radio channel that broadcasts audio of random Star Trek episodes
comfy

>>211734072
well? share with the class please

the thread is autosaging someone bake ffs

>>211734231
I'll post it in the new thread

here you lazy fucks
>>211734289
>>211734289
>>211734289

>>211733955
By "it" I meant DS9, not all of Trek.

>>211733723
>he doesn't know how the Internet works
saar please redeem

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