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Anonymous No.211695575 >>211696061 >>211696124 >>211697488 >>211697621 >>211697696 >>211701327
What are some classic films that would be considered woke slop if they came out today?
Anonymous No.211695678 >>211695863 >>211695945
But it wouldn't come out today.
Anonymous No.211695863 >>211696021
>>211695678
literally stay on topic or leave the thread. you aren't permitted to refute the premise of the thread, you are permitted to contribute.
to answer your question OP, pic related
Anonymous No.211695945 >>211697301
>>211695678
It came out in the 90s though, not much changed except I think they added a racist black guy.
Anonymous No.211696021
>>211695863
>the literal jew on the front
you cannot make this shit up
Anonymous No.211696061
>>211695575 (OP)
All "classic" films are communist.
Anonymous No.211696124
>>211695575 (OP)
I’m a chud and this movie is kino. I also really like The Trial with Anthony Perkins
Anonymous No.211696934 >>211697063 >>211697406
this movie makes a mockery of the court system
Anonymous No.211697059
12 Angry Men isn't even the best courthouse kino Lumet made, more people should watch this it's a masterpiece
Anonymous No.211697063 >>211697192 >>211697406
>>211696934
that's how I felt

It's called reasonable doubt. not reasonable hypothetical alternative.
now the fact the kid couldn't even remember a fucking name or actor or anything from the movie.
yeah that's pretty reasonable to think the kids fucked. the kid was obviously guilty.
Anonymous No.211697192
>>211697063
and juror number 8 would be convicted of contempt for introducing evidence. then the kid gets retried with a new jury and they convict him straight away.
Anonymous No.211697254
Yes Ivan we know you're raiding. Yes Ivan we know this is part of an influence campaign sponsored by the russian government. No Ivan this doesn't make me want a fascist justice system where everyone is automatically guilty.
Anonymous No.211697299
Dog Day Afternoon (tranny)
Night of the Living Dead & Dawn of the Dead (black hero / white woman leads)
Rear Window (girl boss, bumbling incompetent male lead)
Alien (female action protag)
Citizen Kane (thinly veiled Drumpf allegory)
Touch of Evil (interracial relationship between protagonists)
Any WWII film (films where le heros le lost)
Anonymous No.211697301 >>211697333 >>211697639
>>211695945
Well, you'd have to change the title. Male-only juries don't exist anymore. You'd have to call it "12 Angry Faggots" or some shit
Anonymous No.211697333 >>211697404
>>211697301
No Ivan talking about juries isn't /tv related.
Anonymous No.211697404 >>211697467
>>211697333
Don't ever reply to me again, you schizo faggot
Anonymous No.211697406 >>211697573
>>211697063
>>211696934
Yes Ivan we know this is an russian propaganda thread to try and influence people.
Anonymous No.211697467
>>211697404
tranny commie jew reddit are your next dismissals you russian piece of trash
Anonymous No.211697488 >>211697669
>>211695575 (OP)
I'm just spitting out a few from which I got from a list from reddit before the board was shut down

to kill a mockingbird
it's a wonderful life
you only live once
anatomy for a murder
breakfast at tiffanies
the kid
mr deeds goes to town
oliver!
sleepless in seattle
some like it hot
to be or not to be
in the heat of the night
ikiru
the dictator
the sound of music
the guns of navarone
jules et jim
m
raiders of the lost ark
bicycle thieves
stalker
an autumn afternoon
judgment at nuremberg
jesus christ superstar
Anonymous No.211697573 >>211697716
>>211697406
>everyone who disagrees with me is a russian bot
>if you dont support runaway juries committing crimes you support total autocracy
okay retard.
Anonymous No.211697621
>>211695575 (OP)
What's woke about it? All of the twelve men are white
Anonymous No.211697639 >>211697723
>>211697301
you'll be tried by a jury of your peers
>the jury of your peers
Anonymous No.211697669 >>211698636
>>211697488
>Ikiru
How? It's just a critique of inefficient municipal bureaucracy. Pretty apolitical, honestly
Anonymous No.211697696
>>211695575 (OP)
It would be called racist and sexist today because its 12 white men.
Anonymous No.211697716 >>211697842
>>211697573
You've made this thread too many times Ivan. Whats next on the raid cycle? Environmental or income agitation?
Anonymous No.211697723 >>211697779
>>211697639
No no, we said jury of your QUEERS
Anonymous No.211697779
>>211697723
Yes Ivan we know this is a protected agitation thread.
Anonymous No.211697842 >>211697897
>>211697716
im not op lol
Anonymous No.211697897 >>211697938
>>211697842
Making a thread from one ip then spamming from a botnet doesn't fool anyone you dumb fuck.
Anonymous No.211697938 >>211698006
>>211697897
>schizo
Anonymous No.211698006 >>211698219
>>211697938
Can't use anything else because I already called you out ahead of time. How long until the Starship Troopers/Falling Down/They Live agitation cycle?
Anonymous No.211698219
>>211698006
m7 youre simply delusional. im a tourist on tv. please take your meds now
Anonymous No.211698636
>>211697669
old people need to die
Anonymous No.211698883
LOTR
Anonymous No.211701327
>>211695575 (OP)
go back 2 soviet ivan