Imotep maxxin thread

u wot m8

>>211696890 (OP)
>subjecting yourself to thousands upon thousands of years of unimaginable pain and suffering for this
grim.

>>211696890 (OP)
What was going through his head in this moment?

>>211697016
>she doesn't even love him in the end
brutal blackpill saved by the angelic whitepill when rick's gal comes back to save him... gotta pick the right one. got to

>>211697360
Annanockananamoon?!
annjfaoaonkoanmamooooon?!?!?!

*dies*

>>211697360
Anyone else tear up in this scene? He did it all for her and she just left his ass

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>>211697395
wavelengthed. it's burned into my memory too bro. first movie i think i ever watched as a kid where i had a real existential crisis, empathizing with a villain that has otherwise been nothing but a pure evil force of nature

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>>211696890 (OP)

Is it enough if I let flesh eating scarabs eat me on my bed or do I need to cut off my tongue and be buried alive to get sick magic powers?

>>211696890 (OP)
I'm thinking about getting a buzzcut or shaving my head, I went and got this haircut, and let's just say, it didn't work the way I expected

>>211697477
They were teaching us youngsters there are some whores you avoid that will abandon you at a moments notice and some you treasure forever.

He rock.

>>211697551
>this guy is a fucking asshole... like... a HUGE fucking asshole you guys
>hey, you know what would be really funny
>yeah ipep what would
>lets curse him with immortality and unholy power over the desert, all its creatures - and if he is freed and gets powerful enough, all its denizens too
>as in he'll be able to control them like plague ridden zombies that heed his every command
>pretty much all egyptian natives that are in his immediate vicinity
>yeah
>oh and he can make a big scary face out of water and sand the curse says
>that sounds perfect, fuck that guy

Terrible film. Just fucking awful.
Was watching the commentary recently and they were talking about the cost of VFX shots from ILM. The average one cost them 125 grand (in 1998 money).

Imagine paying 125 grand for this lmfao.

YOU MUSTN'T READ FROM THE BOOK

there is your treasure gentlemen..

You're finally acting like a man, any last words?

>>211700545
t. zoomer
At the time it was scary and it's still a good flick today

>>211696890 (OP)

>>211700970
>women reads
>world ending cataclysm
muslims werent fucking kidding

>>211701184
It was never scary

>>211703931
Those ball eating bugs were pure nightmare fuel

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>>211697871
Yeah always thought this was really dumb.
It's just isn't worth the risk, okay find he murdered the king, kill the guy but what the fuck were they thinking?
After re-watch it's implied that he has to take over the world because of the curse too, he doesn't even have a choice he has to kill everyone who takes a jar even if it was anaksanumon and then bring the plagues of Egypt with him. So it kind of makes the pharos priests the real villians who basically doomed mankind because their boss got killed.

>>211705461
Not their problem

>>211697016
It's still such an odd trade off
>You'll inflict a horrific death onto his man that wrong but on the chance he gets brought back to life he'll have magical powers because he got killed so hardcore

Anuksanamun..

>>211705461
They were willing to risk the apocalsype so that he gets the one on one maximum punishment in hell by Anubis, literally fuck that guy level punishment

>>211706463
Yeah I get it, seems >>211706271 called it right. Peak boomer moment.

IM-HO-TEP
IM-HO-TEP
ananksunamoooooooooooon

>>211701247
Who the fuck comes up with this nonsense?

>>211705461
His curse was that he couldn't die, he would never move on to the afterlife, which was a huge deal for the Egyptians. For regular people no matter how bad life gets they will eventually move on, not for him though, he would be stuck in this mortal world forever. It's bit too cruel desu, but he did kill what was a god for them so...

>>211708999
But he could be made mortal with the book anon, so...? What's your point exactly?

>>211708388
I suck the piss back up my shaft to simulate my euretha

>>211697789
>and some you treasure forever.
So it's a limited hangout

>>211709135
Didn't the book wake him up? It has been a while since I watched it so I don't remember the details.

>>211708999
>but he did kill what was a god for them so...
Ancient egyptian spells and incantations would sometimes contain threats to the gods (look up "menacing the gods")
>make this bitch fall in love with me or I'll burn your temple down
>if you don't help me with this trade I'll kill your sacred animal
pretty based desu

>>211709248
Yes disturbing the grave and reading from the book accelerated his awakening, though it's not stated directly that he would have woken up had she not read from the book, but it's kind of is implied because of all the supernatural stuff he was already controlling before she read it and him being "juicy" already rejuvenating. but the book (the other gold one) also makes him mortal at the end it's how they kill him.

>>211697016
Wtf this was the hottest shit ever when I was a kid. It's distressing as I get older and see stuff that used to get me hard and realize I need hotter and hotter women to get off.

>>211709530
If I remember correctly they don't kill him, his soul is taken to the underworld or some shit. So I guess that's where Anubis would hold his soul, not allowing him to move further into the afterlife, which is dumb since according to their own beliefs he would fail the heart weighing test and be forever removed from existence, no afterlife for him.

>>211709960
He becomes mortal after they read from the book. He gets stabbed by Brendan then stumbles before he dies into basically the pit of hell where his soul was up until the awakening so he can possibly come back again. So yeah you're close, he's still "undead" or waiting in hell at the end of the first movie. Same with the 2nd. He'll never escape the curse, his only chance (maybe, it's not really explained) is to fulfill the prophecy of the curse and then maybe use the book when he's ready to die...idk

>>211709880
Not me man, I see girls who were 3's or 4's by 90's high-school kids standards today (just not fat and normal looking) and instantly fall in love, lay off the porn maybe. And no I'm not a incel, I just rarely ever see a woman who isn't fat or disgusting on purpose these days.

>>211697360
He realized that a woman who cheats on her man with you, isn't worth having.

>>211705461
The oddest part is, they were apparently able to harness the magical powers that could make someone into god-emperor of the world and then bestowed them upon that one kingslaying faggot instead of giving them to pharaoh. How did the Egypt even lose to anyone with those kinds of priests around?

Honestly, i never saw Imhotep as a villain. He got cursed for what was essentially a self-defense, killing a guy who would've ordered his death for the crime of touching his woman. The real villain in all of this is the system that gives men power over each other, that makes women into commodity, that allows psychopaths to torture and curse anyone who steps out of line, that pits entire nations against each other as seen in that Hamunaptra shootout, that places men like Rick on the death row and turns their deaths into entertainment for the fat slobs like the arabian jailor guy. I may sound like a fat commiefornian retard leftist but i don't care, i needed to vent.

>>211697016
she had some nice titties and belly though.

>>211713133
>I may sound like a fat commiefornian retard leftist but i don't care
We know, it's kind of your thing.
women in power would be much worse.

>>211710327
I think thats the key. Also get T checked. I'll say it until I'm blue in the face but being under 500 especially if you're under 30 screws you up

>>211713133
(You)
Faggot

>>211700545
Who wins in a scream-off between these two?

>>211713485
>leftists want to put women in power
>not just remove those positions from existence entirely
Confusing liberals and leftists again

>>211709158
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>211697360
It's never been more over

>>211711822
>How did the Egypt even lose to anyone with those kinds of priests around?
Because they give all their superpowers to retarded homewrecking assholes instead of nationalist warriors, obviously.

>>211706376
He got the powers as part of the curse they applied to stop anyone from trying to resurrect him.

>>211713485
>>211714345
Where did i advocate for putting women into positions of power?
>>211713690
Bootlicker.

>>211711822
They were deeply religious so they wouldn't play around with that kind of power which came from their gods. Again, it's a curse because it prevents the person from entering the afterlife, whatever power they get on this earth is nothing compared to that.

>>211718111
You didn't, just like I didn't call you a leftist or a liberal, yet here we are

>>211701184
I wrote that post. I'm 44.
It's an atrocious movie.

>>211704167
They weren't because they were really bad CGI so it wasn't remotely believable.

>>211713133
As a kid, I thought it was a little tone-dissonant that the Medjai look back with pride on their service to the pharoah when we know the pharoah was a petty cunt.

>>211696890 (OP)
analksunamoh?
>>211697016
analksunamoh!

>>211720729
what do you not like about it other than the mummyjak face? it's a whimsical and exciting adventure filled with horror, beautiful women, and it's got great music and comedic beats that all land smooth and there's practical sets and comfy lighting and tons of extras and very authentic costumes out the ass

in a technical sense it's at least an 8

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>>211696890 (OP)
>simp for a woman
>die because of her
>get resurrected
>simp for the same woman again
>die because of her again
what causes this?

>>211697789
WTF I love israel now

HEY O'CONNELL

>>211726699
Beni did nothing wrong

>>211711822
because your desert gods is no match for Hebrew magic

>>211726755
he found an early and painful death due to his greed

>>211726837
>Tomb robbing is bad uhh because those mummies need the gold or something

>>211726755
>the language of the slaves!

>>211727033
No, I am saying if you desire gold for wealth so that you can enjoy a fun and pleasure-filled life, you failed at that goal if you die relatively young and poor as Beni (RIP) did. Therefore to say he "did nothing wrong" is false.

also
>>Tomb robbing is bad uhh because those mummies need the gold or something
The character who are ALIVE at the end of the film, the 'heroes,' have a bounty of tomb-raided gold and artifacts as well. That is not the problem. The problem is being so greedy that it clouds your judgement and leads to your untimely demise.

>>211727033
well it was bad for him because going back for a second trip got him killed

>>211696890 (OP)
>death is only the beginning
what did he mean by this

>>211706376
>a horrific death onto his man that wrong but on the chance

>>211701247

>>211726757
>strikes divine plague nr 4 off the list
nothin personnell

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>>211728607
Who here plaguemaxxin?

>>211697360
>>211723644
>an-ACK!-sunamuuuun

>>211700545
>PHOTOSYNTHESIS

>>211696890 (OP)
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