Thread 211697082

I used to think all my national culture was shit. However, I ended up discovering good music and literature from my country. But as far as TV series and cinema goes, Spain is absolute bullshit! Actors for the most part seem to be in a theater instead, and I haven't found a single GOOD spanish show, not great but just good. Jesus is this due to my mongolic brothers liking crap like La Casa De Papel o Aquí No Hay Quien Viva? Maybe that's why nobody talented tries to make something with quality on here.

>>211697082 (OP)
Mexico of Europe.

Plebs will recommend "Abre los ojos" for me it's "Los ojos de Julia"

>>211697411
I'm aware that there are some decent and even good spanish films (always influented by anglos). But is there a single TV or streaming series that doesn't suck ass?

I've always held that REC is one of the greatest horror movies ever. Top 5 for sure

>>211697514
Hernan

>>211697082 (OP)
Callado Manolo.

>>211697082 (OP)
El Verdugo es una de las mejores películas de la historia, lo que pasa es que eres tan mongolo como a los que les mola La Casa de Papel y Aquí no hay quien viva y no concibes verte una película que tenga más de 20 años

>>211697082 (OP)
Pedro Sanchez hijo de puta or something

>>211697082 (OP)
>But as far as TV series and cinema goes, Spain is absolute bullshit!
Nah it's ok at worst

>REC
>Alatriste
>Los Cronocrimenes
>El Pico
>Klaus (pure kino, cringy songs tho)
>Mortadelo and Filemón movies (only spaniards will get most of the humor though)

Those are some movies that I like and I haven't watched that many. Also there are plenty of spanish coproductions or short films, specially in animation. Some of the shorts in Love Death + Robots were spanish

>>211697832
Esto pero no irónicamente

The Skin I Live In
REC
[Rec]2
Cronos
The Devil's Backbone

El Día de la Bestia is high kino

>>211697516
>>211697745
>>211697852
NOT movies, JUST tv series please.

>>211697923
TV shows are for faggots

>>211697585
God just ONE show in the whole thread. Estamos jodidos.

>>211697082 (OP)
Nigga, just watch Cría cuervos and El espíritu de la colmena. Your post has the aura of a pleb who seeks only the most commercial shit and then cries when he finds only shit.

>>211697923
TV series are a shit format made to be stretched for as long as possible and mostly watched by plebs. I can only remember watching Fariña, it was okay

kino

>>211698027
Dios mio

>>211697882
>>211697917
>>211698032
All movies...
>>211698059
Thanks. I know TV format uses to be inferior but my best cinematic experiences have been with shows of this nature (Sopranos and Evangelion).

>>211697082 (OP)
Los españoles sois subnormales. Er furbo, ejque, jeje, Broncano, ozú. Me dan asco vuestros nauseabundos barrios de ladrillos, chancleta y caña. Los americanos aquí en 4chan se pasan el puto día avergonzados de su decadencia, porque no entienden lo bajo que puede caer un país: no han visto España o a los españoles modernos. Vuestros ancestros vomitarían al contemplar vuestra mierda de sociedad. Borregos alienados. Quién os ha visto quién os ve.

>>211698098
>it was all a dream
>>211698144
Razón no te falta sudaca.

>>211698144
No habla espanol, senor. Now why don't you get out of here before I call ICE

>>211698098
Years ago I used to mistake this shit for The Soprano. I just thought they were the same show with a translated title lmao

>>211697082 (OP)
Bro is it true that you guys all speak with a lisp because an inbred king spoke that way and made everyone speak like him so it just stuck. Vossssssotroz no quedemooosssss ir para allá, sssssusana

Do Spanish women like blonde American men? asking for a friend.

>Spain
>bad cinema
It's not as big as French or British, but it's pretty highly regarded.
Bunuel is probably the biggest Spanish name, but there are also Erice, Almodovar, Saura.

>>211698206
Me too and I will always hate it for that. I didn't watched Sopranos for years because of this mistake.

>>211698144
A mamarla catalufo
Vete a mojar turistas con tu pistola de agua

>>211698228
That's like 20% of spanish people, we have a ton of different accents. But yes, in 99% of shows the actors speak in that way and it's so cringe.

>>211698296
I aint got no agua

>>211698336
Are they the niggers of your country? Why the huge representation?

>>211698392
Actually they're on Madrid (the capital) and some of the north provinces, that's why they use their accent in the media. In the south for example they barely pronounce the letter S.

I wouldn't say that the Spanish are bad filmmakers, but lately there haven't been any good films or decent filmmakers.

>>211698490
We'll shit thanks I guess. Learned something new today. I wanted to travel there at some point but it seems the squirtle squad rules the streets now.

El inocente is decent, but not amazing

>>211697585
This one is Mexican.

>>211698742
So after all the replies not a single GOOD spanish show. Guys I'm not asking for another Sopranos or Wire, just a good series, that's all.

>>211698935
Su Majestad is recent and good.

>>211697082 (OP)
>Why
Communists and Socialists, as always.
But they deliver real life kino

>>211697082 (OP)
p.good movie.

>>211698228
>Spaniards spend so long raping latinas they all develop a colonization fetish
>all latinos come up with to try to counter being the biggest cucks in human history is fighting over accents
This is why I hope Trump gives the order to open fire, these losers shouldn't be in our country.

I liked gran hotel and ministerio del tiempo

>>211699346
Trump is fine with spaniards and euros, he's concerned about the ones on his south side, iliterate.

Tu madre puta barata

>>211697082 (OP)
You guys are leaning too much into glorifying faggotry and independent cumdumpster women who absolutely don't need men in your movies but you do come up with some solid kino.

>>211697923
Curro Jiménez is Spain's Sharpe. Kino
Verano Azul
Isabel
Historias para no dormir. Hitchcockian kino
El Pícaro

>>211699906
>Verano Azul

>>211699957
Del barco de Chanquete no nos moverán, motherfucker

>>211699906
VER ANO AZUL
LOLASO MIS DIES

>>211697411
Isn't Del Torro mexican, but not spaniard?

>>211699004
Name a single socialist policy of Pedro Sánchez's government

>>211701455
Giving free money to zoomers in order to expend on cultural stuff.

>>211697082 (OP)
Santiago Segura and his friends

>>211697082 (OP)
Just watch latin american shows duh

>>211701560
Rajoy did that already

op u are retardado

>>211701699
I didn't say he wasn't a socialist too.

For real this time fag: do Spanish women like being hit on by blonde Americanos with large Anglo dicks? Seems like maybe a nice vacation.

>>211701870
They hate anglos, specially yankees.

My favorite Spanish movie. It's incomplete (as in the second half is literally missing due to production problems) but it's mesmerizing to watch.

why do all Spanish people have "that" look?

watch el dia de la bestia and maybe living dead at manchester morgue

>>211697917
based.

>>211697082 (OP)
spanish cunny

>>211701942
I could turn a Spanish Senorita I bet. I'm a bit chad and have a bit of money. In fact, the next vacation is Spain, a midsized town, not the stupid large cities. They'll realize they've been missing big blonde cock all their lives, these dark haired senoritas.

>>211697514
I I liked Betty la fea, that's Spanish right?

>>211702588
unironically their Basque/Iberian ancestry. Basques have huge straight noses while southrons have much more gracile features and darker skin. most Spaniards are descendants from northern reconquistadors and a lot have Basque/Cantabrian/Castillian ancestry

>>211697082 (OP)
pues seras puñetero...
nah pues tio sin siendo tan subnormal ni la puñeta debes saber hacerte coño
>doesn't know Torrente

>>211697082 (OP)
All the good stuff is probably made by germans

>>211701870
If you're white and can't get laid wherever you're at, you are probably a complete and utter subhuman

>>211702588
Doesn't look that different than Italians to me

>>211702588
She cute.

>>211701870
No. Anglos are not popular here.

Most spanish girls go crazy for Argentinan or Italian guys.

>>211707270
I can lol, just did last week. Seems like fun to be a blonde guy in Spain with some dark haired cuties. Maybe it'd be easier to lie with little Senoritas in South America? idk. I hooked up with a girl in Vienna. She was not good looking, but it was foreign trim. You guys don't make foreign women horny? LMAO

>>211707566
Argentines and Italians? Hmm, what's up with the English? I heard there's a lot of them there.What about other Hispanics in Latin America?

>>211707976
>what's up with the English? I heard there's a lot of them there

They are loud and obnoxious, geting pink and drunk and everyone hates them.
They mostly stay on sunny places.

>>211708068
>They are loud and obnoxious, geting pink and drunk
I know actual Brits in Spain are like this, but I was thinking about being a cool, laidback guy, just smile and "go with the flow." There have to be some dark haired senoritas who'd be in to that. I'm also good looking. Don't worry Joses, I'm as pale as a sheet, if I get lucky with Juanita, it wouldn't sullying your women, it would be enriching them in fact. I'm sure there are more than 2 senoritas who can't get enough cool, laidback blonde penis. Are your sisters hot? can you sen me pics?

>>211697082 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szOTGWTgEmc

>>211698742
Mexican-Spanish co-production

>>211705103
Benjamín Guarnición