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Anonymous No.211700880 >>211701239 >>211701717 >>211701855 >>211702619 >>211703574 >>211703920 >>211705395 >>211705641 >>211706399 >>211706847 >>211708029 >>211709346 >>211711190 >>211712536 >>211715611 >>211715797 >>211716922 >>211717331 >>211717453 >>211720926 >>211721012
>We want the gooner audience
Anonymous No.211701239 >>211701989 >>211703208 >>211717331 >>211720873
>>211700880 (OP)
gosh i wish i was her
Anonymous No.211701279 >>211701990 >>211706921
I have jerked off with a friend to her dance scene, yes
Anonymous No.211701321 >>211703024 >>211705641 >>211709772
Margaret Qualley sorta looks like a hotter version of Emma Roberts, anyone else see it?
Anonymous No.211701354 >>211713285 >>211721019
She needed to fix her fucking teeth.
Anonymous No.211701717 >>211702767
>>211700880 (OP)
Horror had a long tradition of sexy times until the woke virus ruined every form of mainstream media.
For a movie based on beauty and lust it was pretty tame compared to classic horror, like most modern horror films.
Zoomers don't know how good it was before their pozzed generation.
Anonymous No.211701855 >>211701901
>>211700880 (OP)
I have never met a young women named sue only old ladies
Anonymous No.211701901
>>211701855
life ain't easy for a boy named Sue
Anonymous No.211701961
I love when girls give naughty winks
Anonymous No.211701989 >>211702553
>>211701239
Shame she's married to some nepo Jew who's responsible for making Sabrina Carpenter's shitty man-hating sorry excuse for "music."
Anonymous No.211701990 >>211702471
>>211701279
>I have jerked off with a friend
sounds pretty gay, why don't you stick to rebbit?
Anonymous No.211702471
>>211701990
try not seething with jealousy the next time you reply to me
Anonymous No.211702553 >>211702748
>>211701989
What do you mean Sabrina's music is "man hatting" her entire gimmick is male gaze
Anonymous No.211702619
>>211700880 (OP)
>We want the gooner audience
You got it! Now what?
Anonymous No.211702667 >>211702721 >>211702935 >>211703085 >>211721044
What is the difference between a gooner and a coomer. I need to know because I'm having a little bit of an identity crisis.
Anonymous No.211702721 >>211702865
>>211702667
a coomer will like a hot woman on a surface level, and may also jerk off to the them eventually
a gooner will take his dick out near instantly when confront with a lust provoking image
Anonymous No.211702748 >>211702784 >>211702853 >>211702974 >>211705284
>>211702553
>releases song after song about how shitty men are
>literally releases a song called Manchild calling modern men incompetent
>this anon: hurr durr she's not a manhater!!!
Anonymous No.211702767 >>211705344
>>211701717
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.211702784
>>211702748
>>releases song after song about how shitty men are
I mean, she's not wrong lol
Anonymous No.211702853
>>211702748
who cares? she's based for creating content that is highly fappable when muted
and she makes women seethe and unironically say shit like "any man who likes her is probably a pedo"
Anonymous No.211702865
>>211702721
I see. I think I like the gooner lifestyle better. Although, in my case I just have to replace "woman" with "man".
Anonymous No.211702934
This whole movie was just sissy hypno.
Anonymous No.211702935 >>211702991 >>211711490
>>211702667
Gooners are essentially pornosexuals, i.e. they are neither gay nor straight, only interested in the worship of porn and masturbation made manifest in their flesh for extended periods of time. Simply put, gooning is turning your own body into a fully enclosed porn object for your own satisfaction which then feeds back into the arousal through self-degradation and humiliation. Beating off to your own Lust.
Anonymous No.211702974
>>211702748
You have to remember, it's literally impossible for women to sing about anything other than men.
Anonymous No.211702991
>>211702935
Fucking awesome.
Anonymous No.211703024
>>211701321
I see the resemblance but I wouldn't say "hotter". I think they're both pretty cute.
Anonymous No.211703085 >>211703146
>>211702667
They're used interchangeably. Both are supposed to be a caricature of porn users or addicts. Gooners is one step above in terms of depravity. The issue is that anyone who jerks off or watches porn gets called one.
Anonymous No.211703146 >>211703308 >>211703442 >>211703484
>>211703085
I have told people in my life that I am an avid porn-viewer, and they don't treat me any differently. If anything, they treat me better than they did before.
Anonymous No.211703208 >>211703555 >>211703963
>>211701239
You mean you wish you were her bf
Anonymous No.211703308 >>211703451
>>211703146
How'd you manage to bring up porn irl?
Anonymous No.211703442 >>211703494
>>211703146
>they don't treat me any differently.
... to your face
>If anything, they treat me better than they did before.
That is called fear anon. They are afraid you will incel-out on them and go on a murder spree.
Anonymous No.211703451 >>211703556
>>211703308
Sexual topics come up. Sometimes this veers off into the proliferation of online pornography. And then if it is suggested that some people (like myself) might engage in it, I simply didn't deny it.
Anonymous No.211703484
>>211703146
You say you're a Viewer but what you so disingenuously omit is that you're also a Spewer, unfortunately. That's the one aspect that makes the penile usage of pornog so distasteful: the white cream that froths from the tube and balls by your own hand. The act of spewing is a man at his most heinous state.
Anonymous No.211703494 >>211703862
>>211703442
Oh, they know I have sex regularly as well. Maybe that's the difference.
Anonymous No.211703555
>>211703208
No...
Her.
Anonymous No.211703556 >>211703634
>>211703451
Oh so it's still quite subtle. It's not like you started discussing favorite pornstars or go to sites
Anonymous No.211703574 >>211704031
>>211700880 (OP)
Is there any good BBC PMV of this?
Anonymous No.211703634
>>211703556
Well no, because you see, they don't share my same interests, and so would not be interested in the details.
Anonymous No.211703862 >>211705497
>>211703494
>Addicted to porn and autistic enough to tell people around you
>claim to have sex regularly
Unless that sex is with prostitutes, we both know you are lying anon. You know it is illegal to lie on the Internet don't you?
Anonymous No.211703920
>>211700880 (OP)
She had the dead eyes down.
Anonymous No.211703963
>>211703208
No, who tf would want to be that when they can have access to her everything?
Anonymous No.211704031
>>211703574
Anon, why would the UK and any tv production company paid with their taxes be concerned with a positive-sense single-stranded RNA viral pathogen that infects plant species in the panicoid tribe of the grass family, Poaceae? This doesn't make any sense on a TV post. Explain!
Anonymous No.211704685 >>211704941 >>211705147
brehs... I seriously think I'm about to relapse on crossdressing and jacking off to my own ass again...
Anonymous No.211704865
but who was ass?
Anonymous No.211704941 >>211705265
>>211704685
do it! you won't! Also, what do you think is the quintessential film noir or neo-noir? Hard mode, can't be from the 40's or 50's!
Anonymous No.211705147 >>211705265
>>211704685
why
Anonymous No.211705265 >>211705468 >>211705486 >>211707667 >>211711592
>>211704941
I can't say since I'm not versed enough in that genre of cinema or literature; the only one I can name that's even in that ballpark is Inherent Vice but I'm not even sure that counts or if it's considered "good".
>>211705147
Unfortunately, I've now already slid into a one-piece japanese swimsuit and have begun auto-stroking to myself in the mirror whilst calling myself "mommy". Sadly, I'm also reeking of lube. Over for me as a man. Back on the straight grind first thing tomorrow.
Anonymous No.211705284
>>211702748
modern men ARE useless, and modern women are whores. da de da. that's why i just pay for sex
Anonymous No.211705344
>>211702767
>you guys suck and you ruined modern entertainment by mixing politics in.
>REEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and you people dare call others brainwashed lmao
Anonymous No.211705395
>>211700880 (OP)
we know thats what she wants
Anonymous No.211705468 >>211705998
>>211705265
ok but that doesn't answer my question
Anonymous No.211705486 >>211705664 >>211705998
>>211705265
>auto-stroking to myself
please explain!
Anonymous No.211705497
>>211703862
I suppose it's hard to tell the truth on the internet. Take it or leave it, I guess.
Anonymous No.211705641 >>211705851
>>211700880 (OP)
this scene was a bit much for me

>>211701321
>Margaret Qualley sorta looks like a hotter version of Emma Roberts, anyone else see it?
no
no she doesnt
Anonymous No.211705664 >>211710141
>>211705486
I wish I were young enough to be able to appreciate this imagery, the way I know I used to. I suppose this is why I'm a sex addict today.
Anonymous No.211705851 >>211710013
>>211705641
>looks at a woman
>sees a gay man she doesn't even slightly resemble
grim
Anonymous No.211705998 >>211721425
>>211705468
I suppose it's a form of "sending a message" to the heterosexual part of my male mind in an effort to activate a sort of self-disgust response/it's become an autonomous response to sensual stimuli; my superego inverts from straight male to gay faggot as a form of encapsulation.
>>211705486
It's a form of fast-jacking where one stiffens and clenches their forearm and bicep muscles whilst holding their hog and allows the tension tremors to stimulate the glans. It's a hybrid between feminine and masculine cock-pleasing.
Anonymous No.211706067 >>211706206
Movie made me miss my younger, fitter self where I was secretly fucking miserable and lonely
Rather than the fat retard dad who's happy that I am now kek
Anonymous No.211706206 >>211706707 >>211706788
>>211706067
it made me wish I was younger because me and my best friend when I was 12 would've jerked off like crazy together to it
Anonymous No.211706260 >>211706707
Kino movie to jerk off to
Anonymous No.211706399 >>211706707
>>211700880 (OP)
I’ve been whacking off to this movie for a while and idek what it’s about or if it’s a movie or who this bitch is.
Anonymous No.211706707
>>211706206
>>211706260
>>211706399
I Think It's Time To Jerk Off Together.
Anonymous No.211706788 >>211706894
>>211706206
ksy
Anonymous No.211706847 >>211708546 >>211712594
>>211700880 (OP)
>gooner
I hate this fucking reddit word. We already have a phrase for this, it's "coomer".
Anonymous No.211706894
>>211706788
so jealous of my childhood you can't even spell
Anonymous No.211706921 >>211707028 >>211707233 >>211707290
>>211701279
It wasn't even her body, you fucking faggot.
It was a transexual body double. The director admitted this in an interview. Qualley's actual meat sack was too scrawny to take seriously; she suffers from IRL man-ass like Hank Hill.
Anonymous No.211707028 >>211707510 >>211716855
>>211706921
no
they just fake tits on qualley's body
everything else was her, but you go girl
Anonymous No.211707233 >>211707574
>>211706921
petite women can have a nice figure! If you need proof of this see Eliza Dushku (who recently graduated with a Master’s Degree in Clinical Mental Health Counseling btw). Specifically do a search for her in Banshee and be amazed that an ass that can fit in the palm of your hand can be shapely and proportional.
Anonymous No.211707236 >>211707487
>troon in diaper
Anonymous No.211707290 >>211707479
>>211706921
>he fell for the low effort b8 memes
>still believes and repeats them
Some of you guys are just too gullible for your own good, you know you can search information on the internet right? As a rule of thumb you should be doing that instead of blindly parroting things you’ve read here of all places
Anonymous No.211707479 >>211707830
>>211707290
Implying that /tv/ is not the Internet?
Anonymous No.211707487
>>211707236
how soul-destroying it must be that trannies have to falseflag like this, constantly suggesting that people are fapping to them and that it's the most disgusting thing a person could be doing, all in an effort to "own" those whom hate them
Anonymous No.211707510 >>211707698
>>211707028
Qualley has the butt of an 11 year old queer, you fucking homo. Her IRL cheeks are flatter than her IRL tits. Open your fucking eyes.
Anonymous No.211707574
>>211707233
>Eliza Dushku
>(who recently graduated with a Master’s Degree in Clinical Mental Health Counseling btw)
kek
It took her until she became a middle-aged eggless granny to reach a useless degree? What a fucking failure.
Anonymous No.211707667 >>211709247
>>211705265
A fellow Realise appreciator I assume?
Anonymous No.211707698 >>211707770
>>211707510
this isn't going to work, tranny
apparently you only know her from this movie, whereas I'd been jerking off to her for years already and I can't be "tricked"
Anonymous No.211707744
A woman's movie capturing ANY audience should be celebrated, go you gooners go!
Anonymous No.211707770 >>211707826 >>211707883
>>211707698
>i jerk off to tranny-coded fridge bodies
(You)
Anonymous No.211707826
>>211707770
sorry tranny, but no
Anonymous No.211707830 >>211713277
>>211707479
No but if you’re blindly accepting things you read here without looking into it for yourself then I have a hard time believing you’d have the capacity to understand how dumb that is no matter how simply it was explained to you
Anonymous No.211707883
>>211707770
>tranny-coded
you can't talk like this and expect to not be seen through
Anonymous No.211708029 >>211708131 >>211708166 >>211708640
>>211700880 (OP)
>gooner
This word has gone from reddit meme to a slur for straight men. Anyone who's into anything that's not a blown out hag is a gooner nowadays.
Anonymous No.211708131 >>211708685
>>211708029
methinks thou doth protest too much
Anonymous No.211708166
>>211708029
>into anything that's not a blown out hag is a gooner
even the people who are into hags aren't safe from being labeled as a gooner. it's just a buzzword for insecure zoomer faggots now.
Anonymous No.211708546
>>211706847
>coomer
>I hate this fucking reddit word. We already have a phrase for this, it's "cumbrain".
Anonymous No.211708640
>>211708029
>Kaang
>The Last Airbrotha
Anonymous No.211708685
>>211708131
That image is years old. "Gay" used to mean happy. Look at how people use gooner now.
Anonymous No.211709247
>>211707667
Unfortunately, I ended up copping the Leohex bisected double greeny... for some reason, that specific colorway ignited a very horrific arousal within me.
Anonymous No.211709346
>>211700880 (OP)
BACK IT BACK IT UP
PICK IT UP LIKE A TONKA TRUCK!
Anonymous No.211709512
i don't get how she goes back into the older chick, like they're like the same size
Anonymous No.211709772
>>211701321
You fucking nigger
Anonymous No.211710013 >>211710087
>>211705851
You're gayer than Tony.
Anonymous No.211710087
>>211710013
sorry tranny, try this with some other actress
Anonymous No.211710141
>>211705664
Really, you can't? It gives weirds but joyful feelings of nostalgia, of simpler times. And I am a sex addicted too. lmao
Anonymous No.211711190
>>211700880 (OP)
dumb nepo cunt
Anonymous No.211711490
>>211702935
Is this chat gdp?
Anonymous No.211711592
>>211705265
> slid into a one-piece japanese swimsuit and have begun auto-stroking to myself in the mirror whilst calling myself "mommy". Sadly, I'm also reeking of lube. Over for me as a man. Back on the straight grind first thing tomorrow.
Pathetic.
But being called that just makes your orgasm better, doesn’t it? it does for me
Anonymous No.211712536
>>211700880 (OP)
>>We want the gooner audience
then they fucked up bigly
Anonymous No.211712594
>>211706847
a coomer cooms
a gooner edges but does not coom
we are not the same
Anonymous No.211713277
>>211707830
>No but if you’re blindly accepting things you read here without looking into it for yourself
Where are you "looking into it" anon? Reddit? ChatGPT?
>then I have a hard time believing you’d have the capacity to understand how dumb that is no matter how simply it was explained to you
I understand anon. I understand that you are a lost cause that lives in a bubble. Open your mind to real kino interpretation and immersion and bathe your psyche in /tv/ anon.
Anonymous No.211713285
>>211701354
I love Margaret's cute teefies
Anonymous No.211715611 >>211715679 >>211717083
>>211700880 (OP)
God yes
Tell me when to cum, Mistress Qualley
Anonymous No.211715679
>>211715611
She likes to be called Mistress Margaret
Anonymous No.211715797
>>211700880 (OP)
was demi moore taking that role self irony?
considering demi moore had pretty much 100 full body lifts and therapies and inserts and injections atp
Anonymous No.211716855 >>211717341 >>211717654 >>211718840
>>211707028
No, the director snuck in a few shots of mtf body doubles to symbolize the themes of "alternate selves", and how men are so easily fooled by "the illusion of Sue".
Anonymous No.211716922
>>211700880 (OP)
The progenitor of the term 'gooning' getting vaporized by a nuclear war.
Anonymous No.211717083 >>211717553
>>211715611
Anonymous No.211717331 >>211720832
>>211700880 (OP)
>>211701239
https://voca.ro/1fEIQHYJ21Lw
Anonymous No.211717341
>>211716855
n-no it's really her lol
Anonymous No.211717412
tranny ass for the male gayz
owned
Anonymous No.211717453
>>211700880 (OP)
that's just the 2000 aesthetic lmao, that's how they've presented every single little girl on those kids channels no wonder that those kids, now as adults watch porn with women that dress and wear makeup like that
Anonymous No.211717553
>>211717083
Anonymous No.211717654
>>211716855
>No, the director snuck in a few shots of mtf body doubles for "unintelligible hebrew non-sense"
Anonymous No.211718118
we are we still catering to the male gayz?
Anonymous No.211718840
>>211716855
>No, the director snuck in a few shots of mtf body doubles to symbolize the themes of "alternate selves", and how men are so easily fooled by "the illusion of Sue".

Haha no. Tell your supervisor you suck at your job.
Anonymous No.211718926
I don't want to live in this world anymore.
Anonymous No.211719219 >>211720940 >>211720976
people pretending she’s hot is the biggest psyop ever she looks like a retarded dork
Anonymous No.211720832
>>211717331
Anonymous No.211720873
>>211701239
gosh i wish i was inside her
Anonymous No.211720926
>>211700880 (OP)
And they couldnt even get them.
Abloobloobloo
Anonymous No.211720940
>>211719219
>I HAVE SPOKEN
Anonymous No.211720976
>>211719219
you're thinking of sabrina carpenter
Anonymous No.211721012
>>211700880 (OP)
>the gooner audience
Males?
Anonymous No.211721019
>>211701354
I like her teeth a lot more than I like that fake looking veneer shit.
Anonymous No.211721044
>>211702667
Same difference as between a gay and a faggot. Both are degenerate freaks, but only one is filled with aids.
Anonymous No.211721425
>>211705998
>It's a form of fast-jacking where one stiffens and clenches their forearm and bicep muscles whilst holding their hog and allows the tension tremors to stimulate the glans. It's a hybrid between feminine and masculine cock-pleasing.
Just use a vibrator you fucking freak.