Thread 211700880

>>211700880 (OP)
gosh i wish i was her

I have jerked off with a friend to her dance scene, yes

Margaret Qualley sorta looks like a hotter version of Emma Roberts, anyone else see it?

She needed to fix her fucking teeth.

>>211700880 (OP)
Horror had a long tradition of sexy times until the woke virus ruined every form of mainstream media.
For a movie based on beauty and lust it was pretty tame compared to classic horror, like most modern horror films.
Zoomers don't know how good it was before their pozzed generation.

>>211700880 (OP)
I have never met a young women named sue only old ladies

>>211701855
life ain't easy for a boy named Sue

I love when girls give naughty winks

>>211701239
Shame she's married to some nepo Jew who's responsible for making Sabrina Carpenter's shitty man-hating sorry excuse for "music."

>>211701279
>I have jerked off with a friend
sounds pretty gay, why don't you stick to rebbit?

>>211701990
try not seething with jealousy the next time you reply to me

>>211701989
What do you mean Sabrina's music is "man hatting" her entire gimmick is male gaze

>>211700880 (OP)
>We want the gooner audience
You got it! Now what?

What is the difference between a gooner and a coomer. I need to know because I'm having a little bit of an identity crisis.

>>211702667
a coomer will like a hot woman on a surface level, and may also jerk off to the them eventually
a gooner will take his dick out near instantly when confront with a lust provoking image

>>211702553
>releases song after song about how shitty men are
>literally releases a song called Manchild calling modern men incompetent
>this anon: hurr durr she's not a manhater!!!

>>211701717
Kill yourself

>>211702748
>>releases song after song about how shitty men are
I mean, she's not wrong lol

>>211702748
who cares? she's based for creating content that is highly fappable when muted
and she makes women seethe and unironically say shit like "any man who likes her is probably a pedo"

>>211702721
I see. I think I like the gooner lifestyle better. Although, in my case I just have to replace "woman" with "man".

This whole movie was just sissy hypno.

>>211702667
Gooners are essentially pornosexuals, i.e. they are neither gay nor straight, only interested in the worship of porn and masturbation made manifest in their flesh for extended periods of time. Simply put, gooning is turning your own body into a fully enclosed porn object for your own satisfaction which then feeds back into the arousal through self-degradation and humiliation. Beating off to your own Lust.

>>211702748
You have to remember, it's literally impossible for women to sing about anything other than men.

>>211702935
Fucking awesome.

>>211701321
I see the resemblance but I wouldn't say "hotter". I think they're both pretty cute.

>>211702667
They're used interchangeably. Both are supposed to be a caricature of porn users or addicts. Gooners is one step above in terms of depravity. The issue is that anyone who jerks off or watches porn gets called one.

>>211703085
I have told people in my life that I am an avid porn-viewer, and they don't treat me any differently. If anything, they treat me better than they did before.

>>211701239
You mean you wish you were her bf

>>211703146
How'd you manage to bring up porn irl?

>>211703146
>they don't treat me any differently.
... to your face
>If anything, they treat me better than they did before.
That is called fear anon. They are afraid you will incel-out on them and go on a murder spree.

>>211703308
Sexual topics come up. Sometimes this veers off into the proliferation of online pornography. And then if it is suggested that some people (like myself) might engage in it, I simply didn't deny it.

>>211703146
You say you're a Viewer but what you so disingenuously omit is that you're also a Spewer, unfortunately. That's the one aspect that makes the penile usage of pornog so distasteful: the white cream that froths from the tube and balls by your own hand. The act of spewing is a man at his most heinous state.

>>211703442
Oh, they know I have sex regularly as well. Maybe that's the difference.

>>211703208
No...
Her.

>>211703451
Oh so it's still quite subtle. It's not like you started discussing favorite pornstars or go to sites

>>211700880 (OP)
Is there any good BBC PMV of this?

>>211703556
Well no, because you see, they don't share my same interests, and so would not be interested in the details.

>>211703494
>Addicted to porn and autistic enough to tell people around you
>claim to have sex regularly
Unless that sex is with prostitutes, we both know you are lying anon. You know it is illegal to lie on the Internet don't you?

>>211700880 (OP)
She had the dead eyes down.

>>211703208
No, who tf would want to be that when they can have access to her everything?

>>211703574
Anon, why would the UK and any tv production company paid with their taxes be concerned with a positive-sense single-stranded RNA viral pathogen that infects plant species in the panicoid tribe of the grass family, Poaceae? This doesn't make any sense on a TV post. Explain!

brehs... I seriously think I'm about to relapse on crossdressing and jacking off to my own ass again...

but who was ass?

>>211704685
do it! you won't! Also, what do you think is the quintessential film noir or neo-noir? Hard mode, can't be from the 40's or 50's!

>>211704685
why

>>211704941
I can't say since I'm not versed enough in that genre of cinema or literature; the only one I can name that's even in that ballpark is Inherent Vice but I'm not even sure that counts or if it's considered "good".
>>211705147
Unfortunately, I've now already slid into a one-piece japanese swimsuit and have begun auto-stroking to myself in the mirror whilst calling myself "mommy". Sadly, I'm also reeking of lube. Over for me as a man. Back on the straight grind first thing tomorrow.

>>211702748
modern men ARE useless, and modern women are whores. da de da. that's why i just pay for sex

>>211702767
>you guys suck and you ruined modern entertainment by mixing politics in.
>REEEEEEEEEEE HOW DARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and you people dare call others brainwashed lmao

>>211700880 (OP)
we know thats what she wants

>>211705265
ok but that doesn't answer my question

>>211705265
>auto-stroking to myself
please explain!

>>211703862
I suppose it's hard to tell the truth on the internet. Take it or leave it, I guess.

>>211700880 (OP)
this scene was a bit much for me

>>211701321
>Margaret Qualley sorta looks like a hotter version of Emma Roberts, anyone else see it?
no
no she doesnt

>>211705486
I wish I were young enough to be able to appreciate this imagery, the way I know I used to. I suppose this is why I'm a sex addict today.

>>211705641
>looks at a woman
>sees a gay man she doesn't even slightly resemble
grim

>>211705468
I suppose it's a form of "sending a message" to the heterosexual part of my male mind in an effort to activate a sort of self-disgust response/it's become an autonomous response to sensual stimuli; my superego inverts from straight male to gay faggot as a form of encapsulation.
>>211705486
It's a form of fast-jacking where one stiffens and clenches their forearm and bicep muscles whilst holding their hog and allows the tension tremors to stimulate the glans. It's a hybrid between feminine and masculine cock-pleasing.

Movie made me miss my younger, fitter self where I was secretly fucking miserable and lonely
Rather than the fat retard dad who's happy that I am now kek

>>211706067
it made me wish I was younger because me and my best friend when I was 12 would've jerked off like crazy together to it

Kino movie to jerk off to

>>211700880 (OP)
I’ve been whacking off to this movie for a while and idek what it’s about or if it’s a movie or who this bitch is.

>>211706206
>>211706260
>>211706399
I Think It's Time To Jerk Off Together.

>>211706206
ksy

>>211700880 (OP)
>gooner
I hate this fucking reddit word. We already have a phrase for this, it's "coomer".

>>211706788
so jealous of my childhood you can't even spell

>>211701279
It wasn't even her body, you fucking faggot.
It was a transexual body double. The director admitted this in an interview. Qualley's actual meat sack was too scrawny to take seriously; she suffers from IRL man-ass like Hank Hill.

>>211706921
no
they just fake tits on qualley's body
everything else was her, but you go girl

>>211706921
petite women can have a nice figure! If you need proof of this see Eliza Dushku (who recently graduated with a Master’s Degree in Clinical Mental Health Counseling btw). Specifically do a search for her in Banshee and be amazed that an ass that can fit in the palm of your hand can be shapely and proportional.

>>211706921
>he fell for the low effort b8 memes
>still believes and repeats them
Some of you guys are just too gullible for your own good, you know you can search information on the internet right? As a rule of thumb you should be doing that instead of blindly parroting things you’ve read here of all places

>>211707290
Implying that /tv/ is not the Internet?

>>211707236
how soul-destroying it must be that trannies have to falseflag like this, constantly suggesting that people are fapping to them and that it's the most disgusting thing a person could be doing, all in an effort to "own" those whom hate them

>>211707028
Qualley has the butt of an 11 year old queer, you fucking homo. Her IRL cheeks are flatter than her IRL tits. Open your fucking eyes.

>>211707233
>Eliza Dushku
>(who recently graduated with a Master’s Degree in Clinical Mental Health Counseling btw)
kek
It took her until she became a middle-aged eggless granny to reach a useless degree? What a fucking failure.

>>211705265
A fellow Realise appreciator I assume?

>>211707510
this isn't going to work, tranny
apparently you only know her from this movie, whereas I'd been jerking off to her for years already and I can't be "tricked"

A woman's movie capturing ANY audience should be celebrated, go you gooners go!

>>211707698
>i jerk off to tranny-coded fridge bodies
(You)

>>211707770
sorry tranny, but no

>>211707479
No but if you’re blindly accepting things you read here without looking into it for yourself then I have a hard time believing you’d have the capacity to understand how dumb that is no matter how simply it was explained to you

>>211707770
>tranny-coded
you can't talk like this and expect to not be seen through

>>211700880 (OP)
>gooner
This word has gone from reddit meme to a slur for straight men. Anyone who's into anything that's not a blown out hag is a gooner nowadays.

>>211708029
methinks thou doth protest too much

>>211708029
>into anything that's not a blown out hag is a gooner
even the people who are into hags aren't safe from being labeled as a gooner. it's just a buzzword for insecure zoomer faggots now.

>>211706847
>coomer
>I hate this fucking reddit word. We already have a phrase for this, it's "cumbrain".

>>211708029
>Kaang
>The Last Airbrotha

>>211708131
That image is years old. "Gay" used to mean happy. Look at how people use gooner now.

>>211707667
Unfortunately, I ended up copping the Leohex bisected double greeny... for some reason, that specific colorway ignited a very horrific arousal within me.

>>211700880 (OP)
BACK IT BACK IT UP
PICK IT UP LIKE A TONKA TRUCK!

i don't get how she goes back into the older chick, like they're like the same size

>>211701321
You fucking nigger

>>211705851
You're gayer than Tony.

>>211710013
sorry tranny, try this with some other actress

>>211705664
Really, you can't? It gives weirds but joyful feelings of nostalgia, of simpler times. And I am a sex addicted too. lmao

>>211700880 (OP)
dumb nepo cunt

>>211702935
Is this chat gdp?

>>211705265
> slid into a one-piece japanese swimsuit and have begun auto-stroking to myself in the mirror whilst calling myself "mommy". Sadly, I'm also reeking of lube. Over for me as a man. Back on the straight grind first thing tomorrow.
Pathetic.
But being called that just makes your orgasm better, doesn’t it? it does for me

>>211700880 (OP)
>>We want the gooner audience
then they fucked up bigly

>>211706847
a coomer cooms
a gooner edges but does not coom
we are not the same

>>211707830
>No but if you’re blindly accepting things you read here without looking into it for yourself
Where are you "looking into it" anon? Reddit? ChatGPT?
>then I have a hard time believing you’d have the capacity to understand how dumb that is no matter how simply it was explained to you
I understand anon. I understand that you are a lost cause that lives in a bubble. Open your mind to real kino interpretation and immersion and bathe your psyche in /tv/ anon.

>>211701354
I love Margaret's cute teefies

>>211700880 (OP)
God yes
Tell me when to cum, Mistress Qualley

>>211715611
She likes to be called Mistress Margaret

>>211700880 (OP)
was demi moore taking that role self irony?
considering demi moore had pretty much 100 full body lifts and therapies and inserts and injections atp

>>211707028
No, the director snuck in a few shots of mtf body doubles to symbolize the themes of "alternate selves", and how men are so easily fooled by "the illusion of Sue".

>>211700880 (OP)
The progenitor of the term 'gooning' getting vaporized by a nuclear war.

>>211700880 (OP)
>>211701239
https://voca.ro/1fEIQHYJ21Lw

>>211716855
n-no it's really her lol

tranny ass for the male gayz
owned

>>211700880 (OP)
that's just the 2000 aesthetic lmao, that's how they've presented every single little girl on those kids channels no wonder that those kids, now as adults watch porn with women that dress and wear makeup like that

>>211716855
>No, the director snuck in a few shots of mtf body doubles for "unintelligible hebrew non-sense"

we are we still catering to the male gayz?

>>211716855
>No, the director snuck in a few shots of mtf body doubles to symbolize the themes of "alternate selves", and how men are so easily fooled by "the illusion of Sue".

Haha no. Tell your supervisor you suck at your job.

I don't want to live in this world anymore.

people pretending she’s hot is the biggest psyop ever she looks like a retarded dork

>>211701239
gosh i wish i was inside her

>>211700880 (OP)
And they couldnt even get them.
Abloobloobloo

>>211719219
>I HAVE SPOKEN

>>211719219
you're thinking of sabrina carpenter

>>211700880 (OP)
>the gooner audience
Males?

>>211701354
I like her teeth a lot more than I like that fake looking veneer shit.

>>211702667
Same difference as between a gay and a faggot. Both are degenerate freaks, but only one is filled with aids.

>>211705998
>It's a form of fast-jacking where one stiffens and clenches their forearm and bicep muscles whilst holding their hog and allows the tension tremors to stimulate the glans. It's a hybrid between feminine and masculine cock-pleasing.
Just use a vibrator you fucking freak.