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Anonymous No.211701434 >>211701596 >>211701601 >>211701740 >>211701795 >>211701810 >>211701825 >>211701831 >>211701913 >>211702013 >>211702200 >>211702313 >>211702849 >>211702856 >>211702888 >>211703336 >>211703420 >>211703553 >>211703687 >>211704270 >>211704655 >>211709827 >>211710143 >>211711595 >>211711703 >>211711727 >>211711740 >>211711856 >>211712093 >>211712215 >>211713658 >>211713807 >>211715272 >>211715984
>sex scene
>they don't pause for a moment so the guy can put on a condom

Was there ever an instance of a sex scene in movie that accurately shows that they're realistically using a condom?
Anonymous No.211701493 >>211702526
Condoms? It's not a porno you sick freak.
Anonymous No.211701596 >>211701696 >>211711779
>>211701434 (OP)
>Was there ever an instance of a sex scene in movie that accurately shows that they're realistically using a condom?
Anonymous No.211701601 >>211704253 >>211715855
>>211701434 (OP)
condoms are for whores, itโ€™s very easy to just pull out
Anonymous No.211701607
>sex scene
>man doesn't accidentally slip out mid thrust, stubbing his dick in her urethra and then apologizes killing the mood
Anonymous No.211701696
>>211701596
haha
Anonymous No.211701740
>>211701434 (OP)
Waiting to Exhale, that black woman comedy from the mid 90's. One of them is about to bang some fat guy, either Cedric the Entertainer or that Sheit guy from The Wire or some other random black fat guy, and they make him stop to put on a condom. He opens it up and slides it on under the covers. Nothing major.
Anonymous No.211701795 >>211701960 >>211701987
>>211701434 (OP)
Why would a straight guy wear a condom?
Anonymous No.211701810 >>211701902
>>211701434 (OP)
>DADDY, LOOK, I'M ACTING IN A MOVIE!!!
Anonymous No.211701825
>>211701434 (OP)
There's a scene like that in Mysterious Skin, but that movie is so realistic it's sickening.
Anonymous No.211701831
>>211701434 (OP)
>he uses condoms
ngmi
Anonymous No.211701902
>>211701810
Pretty sure that one is a TV show
Anonymous No.211701913 >>211701955
>>211701434 (OP)
>dad look im acting
Anonymous No.211701955
>>211701913
bot
Anonymous No.211701960 >>211702001 >>211702053 >>211703493 >>211704256
>>211701795
2 different girls gave me chlamydia
Anonymous No.211701987 >>211702114 >>211711824
>>211701795
So you don't knock up the stranger you're banging
Anonymous No.211702001
>>211701960
At least it has a cure
Anonymous No.211702013
>>211701434 (OP)
>I'm acting
This shit is gross
Anonymous No.211702053
>>211701960
Are you black
Anonymous No.211702091
Never worn a condom in my entire life, I shoved it in bareback everytime and the girls didn't seem to mind
Anonymous No.211702114 >>211702264 >>211702672
>>211701987
Iโ€™ve had sex thousands of times, pulling out works. Only time I got a girl pregnant was when she told me she was the pill.
Anonymous No.211702200
>>211701434 (OP)

Movies are fantasy especially in how they depict sex and violence. Why would they show condoms ? 90% of the time the girl leaves her bra on.
Anonymous No.211702264
>>211702114
*on the pill, obviously
Anonymous No.211702313
>>211701434 (OP)
a snowbunny can only get an o-face like that from bbc
Anonymous No.211702482 >>211702594 >>211711844 >>211712012
>sex scene in a movie
>someone gets on top of someone else and penis is inserted into vagina instantly
>just fuckin' slides right in like it's on a daycation at the local waterpark
>just slippety sloops right on in
Anonymous No.211702526
>>211701493
>watching porno with condoms
Anonymous No.211702594 >>211703792
>>211702482
Iโ€™ve never managed to get it in, the lady usually grabs it when itโ€™s obvious I canโ€™t find her chunnel
Anonymous No.211702672
>>211702114
>I don't take pills. I AM the pill
Anonymous No.211702756 >>211702834
>A man's naked hips thrusting
This instantly gets me going, and I have to turn off the scene and switch to gay porn.
Anonymous No.211702834 >>211702944
>>211702756
You will never be attractive to a woman
Anonymous No.211702849
>>211701434 (OP)
Dumbfuck zoomer. They did this all the time in the 80s and 90s to show that the characters were having "safe sex", despite AIDS being almost a non-issue for straight people.
Anonymous No.211702856
>>211701434 (OP)
There are just being realistic anon, when a 10/10 qt is dtf, you get on it ... herpes be damned!
Vanilla Minigun No.211702888
>>211701434 (OP)
But they will pause for a hyper-awkward nod to loopy consent perverts.
Anonymous No.211702944
>>211702834
Actually, a lot of women find me attractive. Weird.
Anonymous No.211703131 >>211703274
>movie has extended "le pointless" sex scene
>doesn't even show a nipple
I hate the antichrist
Anonymous No.211703250
>movie doesn't show them signing sexual consent forms and setting up the evidential consent cameras in the bedroom before commencing the act, with regular consent checks every 30 seconds
Anonymous No.211703274 >>211703388
>>211703131
I forget what the movie was, but it was a French film (obviously) and it had an extended porn scene in the middle. I was actually able to finish myself off it was so long. I wish there were more movies like that.
Anonymous No.211703336 >>211703353
>>211701434 (OP)
WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN FOR SEX
Anonymous No.211703353
>>211703336
if you have to ask you will never know
Anonymous No.211703388 >>211703933
>>211703274
I watched dangerous animals in the theatre and it had a sex scene that went on for like a minute. showed NOTHING. maybe the girl's back for a few seconds. It's just such an insane mentality to me.
Anonymous No.211703420
>>211701434 (OP)
>They start tearing off each others clothes
>Doesnt show the awkward where you have to take your socks off
Anonymous No.211703488
Romantic and sex scenes are made for women, and women hate the idea of condom.
Anonymous No.211703493
>>211701960
Barely even a real disease Tbh
Anonymous No.211703553 >>211703921
>>211701434 (OP)
>Sex scene
>Guy doesn't have trouble getting hard
>Guy doesn't suddenly apologize and say he remembered he has something to do early in the morning and has to leave

So unrealistic. Takes me out of the movie every time.
Anonymous No.211703687 >>211703775
>>211701434 (OP)
>anon doesn't know girls don't make men they actually want to procreate with wear a condom
Anonymous No.211703764 >>211704074
But women hate fucking!
Anonymous No.211703775
>>211703687
Does any girl? Really, i am asking. I almost fucked a girl i just met at a club. I stopped because she didn't even thought of stopping me to ask for condom, i was the one that thought about how dumb i was being, and seeing what a slut she was the whole thing became a turn off. Probably saved myself from catching something nasty.
After that i started paying attention and women never ask for condom.
Anonymous No.211703792 >>211704151
>>211702594
same my gf always does it for me. people say to guide but i cant feel shit i dont know where the fuck it is off the feeling of the tip of my cock.
Anonymous No.211703889
>sex scene
>girl doesn't laugh at the guy for having a below average dick and then says 'nevermind'
unrealistic
Anonymous No.211703921
>>211703553
Based porn induced ED enjoyer
Anonymous No.211703933
>>211703388
What I saw was the opposite. It was not a sex scene, it was a porn scene. It showed everything in graphic detail, lingering on a particular angle for a decent amount of time so you would not lose focus. That's why it was so satisfying.
Anonymous No.211704014 >>211704086 >>211704156 >>211704224 >>211713001
I have no idea how you would convince a girl to have sex with you. I literally cannot visualize it. When I try to fantasize a realistic situation of having sex with a woman I just can't do it and my daydreams get derailed.
Anonymous No.211704029
>sex scene
>guy doesn't become out of breath half way through and ask the girl for a timeout while he recovers and eats snacks for extra energy before trying to resume only for the girl to say that she has a thing that she had forgotten about but he can let himself out
Anonymous No.211704074
>>211703764
It is a chore that they get out of the way in exchange for something they want more. In the words of Frasier Crane:
>how could men use sex to get what we want? sex IS what we want
Anonymous No.211704086 >>211704212 >>211704234
>>211704014
you just initiate and she doesnโ€™t stop you, you donโ€™t formally โ€œconvinceโ€ her, you just start making out then start taking clothes off
Anonymous No.211704151
>>211703792
Its harder with the girl on top but if you're on top you need to work on that
Anonymous No.211704156
>>211704014
I never had to convince anyone to have sex with me. But then I am a good looking gay man, so the sex just lands in my lap.
Anonymous No.211704212 >>211704293
>>211704086
So I should just approach random women at work and start licking their mouths? ok, closing this thread now, will report back.
Anonymous No.211704224 >>211704317 >>211704473
>>211704014
Start with this. Works every time for me.
Anonymous No.211704234
>>211704086
>just initiate
next thing you know you're in jail
Anonymous No.211704253 >>211704468 >>211706088 >>211709056 >>211709194 >>211712176 >>211713446
>>211701601
precum can still impregnate women you dumb shitskin
Anonymous No.211704256
>>211701960
>2 different girls gave me chlamydia
The same chlamydia or two different chlamydias?
Anonymous No.211704270
>>211701434 (OP)
That scene in Sopranos when Meadow loses her virginity.
Anonymous No.211704274 >>211704398
>sex scene
>guy doesnt take opiates beforehand to last longer than 2 seconds
Anonymous No.211704282 >>211704368
https://youtu.be/B9el0EAF_L8
Anonymous No.211704293 >>211704363
>>211704212
I know someone who told a female co-worker she looked nice and then he got fired.
Anonymous No.211704317
>>211704224
Fucking based! I am not a woman but if I was this sort of rizzing would definitely get a guy a handful!
Anonymous No.211704363
>>211704293
>told a female co-worker she looked nice and then he got fired
Dangers of being ugly anon. It is important that you never believe your mother that you are actually handsome it can get you in real trouble!
Anonymous No.211704368
>>211704282
This didn't embed, but it's that scene from the 80s version of the Blob.
Anonymous No.211704398 >>211704528 >>211710162 >>211710286
>>211704274
I don't know what the appeal is of lasting long. It's all about the orgasm. I can only imagine that it is for the benefit of the girl, so that she doesn't ridicule you later for being too quick. For me, fuck her, it is about my pleasure. Girls are a dime a dozen.
Anonymous No.211704468
>>211704253
that's just a theoretical risk, most guys just get greedy and stay in a few strokes too long
if you've cum recently then it's fine, but if you're very built up and haven't cum in over a week then I would wrap it. There's virtually no risk of getting her pregnant if you actually pull out properly and as soon as you feel you've reached the orgasm threshold
Anonymous No.211704473 >>211706339
>>211704224
This guy watches too much (shit) anime
Anonymous No.211704528
>>211704398
lasting long is for when you can't finish strong, i.e. cumming in her unprotected. Pulling out can leave for a weaker orgasm as you have to play it safe with how you reach orgasm.
If you also take a while with sex it makes your load a lot bigger as you've built up more
Anonymous No.211704655 >>211704963
>>211701434 (OP)
>disturbed during sex
>man immediately gets up and pulls pants up
>no tent in the front of his pants
Anonymous No.211704963
>>211704655
Well, to be fair, you can't show tent in a PG-13 movie.
Anonymous No.211706088
>>211704253
Never happened.
Anonymous No.211706339 >>211706531
>>211704473
what are some examples of good anime?
Anonymous No.211706531
>>211706339
Boku no Pico
Anonymous No.211709056
>>211704253
you have a better chance of winning the lottery than impregnating a woman with your precum
Anonymous No.211709165
Anonymous No.211709194
>>211704253
haha don't I know it
Anonymous No.211709442
>sex scene
>the girl doesn't excessively queef after
Anonymous No.211709546 >>211709704
>fag uses condom
Anonymous No.211709704
>>211709546
>getting herpes and stds for the luls
Anonymous No.211709827
>>211701434 (OP)
condoms are for gays and sailors
Anonymous No.211709929
For me its when the guy busts missionary and he just rolls over and they start talking as if cum doesnt exist
Anonymous No.211710143
>>211701434 (OP)
The most unrealistic part of sex scenes is zero cleanup afterwards and just laying there. Like are you laying in a pile of your cum?
Anonymous No.211710162
>>211704398
I can speak as a seasoned professional in advanced fapping, having a hair trigger is no fun. Of course every fiber is crying for you to go from 0 to done in a few thrusts because we started fucking when we lived with lions. Guys don't know how to draw it out
Anonymous No.211710286 >>211711842
>>211704398
The appeal is that if you fuck her good it's more likely you'll get to fuck her again. Plus it's an ego boost making a woman feel good.
Anonymous No.211710782
Condoms are for sluts and hookers.
Get standards and you won't have a problem like STDs.
Anonymous No.211711595 >>211711767
>>211701434 (OP)
it doesn't matter cause all sex scenes are pointless
Anonymous No.211711703
>>211701434 (OP)
>LOOK DADDY I'M ACTING IN A MOVIE
Anonymous No.211711727
>>211701434 (OP)
no because genitalia is banned in the US during sex scenes.
>Oy vey!
Anonymous No.211711740
>>211701434 (OP)
Nobody uses condoms.
Anonymous No.211711767
>>211711595
Zoomer detected
Anonymous No.211711779
>>211701596
kek classic
Anonymous No.211711824
>>211701987
Thatโ€™s her problem.
Anonymous No.211711842
>>211710286
>Plus it's an ego boost making a woman feel good.
why? women don't deserve pleasure.
Anonymous No.211711844
>>211702482
my shit just slips in like its a guided missile aimed at a gazan hospital. every time
Anonymous No.211711856
>>211701434 (OP)
who the hell uses condoms nowadays?
Anonymous No.211712012
>>211702482
if you're handsome, this is how it happens. sorry ugly bro
>sex haver
Anonymous No.211712093
>>211701434 (OP)
that is accurate, how do you think herpes got spread so fast?
Anonymous No.211712176 >>211712795
>>211704253
Precum is your natural lube it is a lube because it was made with dead sperm, so if you managed to 'impregnate' a woman with dead sperm then you need to start questioning things
Anonymous No.211712215
>>211701434 (OP)
What is he doing to her??? He's hurting her!!!
Anonymous No.211712795
>>211712176
Anonymous No.211712967
I only ever used jimmies with pornstars who demanded it.

Real girls always want it raw.
Anonymous No.211713001
>>211704014
Same, but then again itโ€™s probably just a form of being scared of intimacy, plus the social aspect of it
Anonymous No.211713446
>>211704253
>precum can still impregnate women you dumb shitskin
Not if those women have feminine penises anon! You need to up your game.
Anonymous No.211713658 >>211713844
>>211701434 (OP)
>sex scene
>guy doesn't constantly stop every 10 seconds to change position in a pathetic attempt to hide that he can't last longer than 30 seconds when continuously thrusting
Anonymous No.211713807
>>211701434 (OP)
>Active all day
>No second to wash before sex
Stinky vagina, not even once.
Anonymous No.211713844
>>211713658
Anonymous No.211715272
>>211701434 (OP)
>Sex scene starts
>Woman's bedroom
>The man doesn't have to spend ten minutes on foreplay and fingering just to force the tip in
>The "experienced sizequeen with multiple lovers" is tighter then a goldstar stonebutch dyke and needs just as much foreplay and fingerblasting to get the pussy to open up
>Tells me I don't need a condom
>Decide to not wear it
>Get sick of her askign me to slowdown and just use her like a fleshlight
>Goes from consensual sex to a rape scene complete with scratching whimpering no and helplessly holding on while I take her apart.
>Decide to cum later after taking her apart for the better part of an hour, whisper in burning ears that I'm going to flood her little cunt with hot cum and for her to do me the honor of having my child.
>She was too exhausted to put up much of a fight other then to flail at me and say please no.
>I grunted out the first nut thrusting into her, she went into what looked like a seizure eyes rolling into the back of her head fingernails in chest and arm
>Her legs around my waist. Her hips thrusting back milking me dry making me moan weak
>The sounds I made as that little slut threw it back on my dick...I sounded likea wounded grunting animal.
Anonymous No.211715855
>>211701601
>itโ€™s very easy to just pull -ACK
Anonymous No.211715984
>>211701434 (OP)
>the guy can put on a condom
condom sex is not real sex.