Thread 211702648

I don't get it?

>>211702648 (OP)
>webm without a proper filename
>lowest-quality shitpost thread
>very few words
Behead all phoneposters.

>>211702648 (OP)
lmao what even is the context of that scene

>>211703832
If I remember its from All That and the white family are called the Stupids or something

>>211702648 (OP)
She looks 13, I'm gonna throw up

>>211702648 (OP)
>heh y-you what would be ever funnier?
>if... heh if you put some of those icecubes down y-your undies
>j-just pull them away from your ti-tight little tummy and put some ice cubes down there heheh
>that would be s-so funny heheheh

>>211705253
My dick is gonna throw up

>>211703832
It's a Satanic ritual.

>>211702648 (OP)
The joke is that they're all stupid yokels.

>>211704160
It's supposed to make your penis twitch.

>>211705527
How so?

>>211702648 (OP)
>She was barely at the peak of her breeding years you sick fuck!

I'd tell her to do her worst.

Can someone post the lucky frame?

>>211702648 (OP)
She's a retard and doesn't understand what the ice is for

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>>211702648 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

P.

>>211702648 (OP)
more dan schnieder thinly-veiled fetish p3do shit. i pray dan dies sad and scared.

>>211705698
She's at her peak!

>>211708430
Tested on pedos only.

>>211708464
Read for yourself: https://www.mhamic.org/sources/halletal.htm

>>211708430
>>211708658
Basically it's a normal sexual function to be attracted to the same girls that all boys are also attracted to

>>211702648 (OP)
That looks like Amanda Bynes. She's completely fucked up after what the Hollywood Jews did to her over the years.

https://youtu.be/tT3kIc3nrgA?si=sXJvctUVREM2f_UW&t=1288

>>211708404
Dan has literally never been accused by anyone of sexual misconduct

>>211702648 (OP)
She showed tummy a lot in that show. Blessed 90s.

>>211702648 (OP)
fuuck dood... why is this brickin me up?

>>211708430
anyone have that edit of leonardo dicaprio showing this on his phone to a girl

>>211702648 (OP)
Imagine how hard her cold nips are.

>>211710476
no shit retard

>>211702648 (OP)
I love 90s Television & Film so much. It was a more civilized age.

>>211705253
>She looks 13, I'm gonna throw up
I was stealing my nieces dirty panties and sniffing the best pussies I've ever smelled in my entire life when they were 13.

Grow up.

>>211705456
Go to bed Yooie

>>211711878
So it changed with age, but peaked at 13?

>>211708430
The fatal flaw in this bullshit made up graph that pedos seem to overlook is that anyone who isn't a pedo immediately knows that it isn't true

>>211714654
Trust the science! https://www.mhamic.org/sources/halletal.htm

>>211708902
Basically you'll stay attracted to the first demographic that you were ever attracted to. That's why some people are super into gilfs or /d/ shit. Of course at some point you realize that you're an adult and don't actually want the real life scenario of fucking a child.

>>211702648 (OP)
get what?

I hated the Amanda Show and never found Bynes attractive but I'd still watch it for the tummy scenes

>>211715426
I thought Bynes was cute when we were around the same age, but I've always been a Trachtenberg man.

>>211703832
jewish director

I liked the skit with the weird euro foreigner girl who works in her families video rental shop where they sell videos of current films except the films are actually just them filmed on a camcorder a re-enactment of their own version of the movies. I'd watch those movies, imagine how funny they would be.

>>211708430
so true

>>211702648 (OP)
This whole show was just terrible lolsorandumb skits

>>211717827
that's a sweet skit though

>>211705620
Napkins with pizza related maps are found throughout the scene.

>>211705698
Nice try, Matt

>>211714654
well, no. i was banned for this before, but its just science. just look at the animal kingdom. puberty is a clear sign of change and coming into maturity, ergo, readiness to procreate. it's not full maturity but its the beginnings, so that boys will start to get attracted to girls. a 13 year old being attracted to another 13 year old is perfectly normal and how nature intends to. some boys never grow up and vice versa. it's not as easy and black and white as you make it out in that peabrain of yours.

>>211702648 (OP)
You can get away with a lot of fucked up shit in media if you add a laugh track.

This wasn't even a skit. This looks like some kind of strange ritual.
Can even link it to certain rituals that were talked about that children had to live through.

Girl was a satanic high priestess and didn't know it. Her soul was snuffed out before she truly knew how bright and beautiful it was.

>>211714654
Lol no. Its just a fact of life bud.

>>211708658
I thought the stepsister scenes in Mr Nobody were super hot at 15. At 25 I was grossed out by her young appearance.

>>211702648 (OP)
>I'll never pull a Jessic Alba with prime Bynes
>I'll never take her to my ranch and force her to dye her hair and pick up an accent
>I'll never make the little bitch go to a local highschool and fit in with the other little delectables
>I'll never invite her friends over to her new room and....bring them snacks.
>I'll never take her clothes shopping and argue over what clothes she should wear, because her body is mine and no one shoudl see it but me
>I'll never go to PTA meetings and get into a fist fight with the principle over a teacher callintg her a name.
>I'll never make her get a job and sit in the back of the store to make sure she's okay and her boss isn't being a prick
>I'll never pick her up in a new car and drive her around for a while before telling her she's earned it.
>I'll never drive around town at 4 am with a loaded gun and the tracker on her phone turned on looking for her. Only to find her asleep with her dumbass boyfriend, fully clothed thank god, at the drive in.
>I'll never sit on the porch and quietly rock next to her while she talks about how things are in college. Trying not to sob like a pathetic old man
>I'll never hug her good bye close the door then
...uh

I'll put my dick inside of her pussy and I'll fuck her good and hard. I'll make her a baby factory at 13...
Yeah..that's what I'll do.

>>211726207
Reported

>>211726207
I dunno about this one cuhh bit glib ngl

>>211726207
>pull a Jessic Alba
huh?

>>211708430
>10yo are more sexually attractive than 40yo
Welp

>>211727331
Have you SEEN what 40 year old women look like? They're already walled and gross by 30.

>>211708430
>exponentiall growth around puberty
isn't that literally the opposite of pedophilia?

>>211727331
Are you going to pretend it's not true?

>>211710476
>europoor narrator
No thanks

>>211725130
You are a dumb nigger, fuck off.

>>211727513
The graph makes late 20s and 30s roasties mald because they realize their best years are behind them

>>211727525
She's very pretty, but not sexually. She's not even developed.

>>211727525
Is Sam right?

>>211727620
Most men if given the choice free of consequence would prefer her over a 40 year old, this is a fact.

>>211727655
Yes, he's cringe faggot, but not for that.

>>211727681
I would choose her over a 40 year old (most). But I would just groom her until she was sexually developed. but that's fucked up, too. But if we are talking Mad Max world, yes I would pick her.

>>211708658
>admitted at least some interest in prepubescent girls, and 3 subjects (4%) admitted to engaging in sexual behavior with them.
kek, the good old days.

>>211711586
I got you bro

>>211727525
Don't give me that look.
Get your butt in your room and clean it up!

"Can I get 10 dollars for robux?" With your room looking like that? Hell no.

The Daddy's little girl stare doesn't work on me.

>>211727906
Keek

>>211702648 (OP)
>I don't get it?
its made by jews for jews

you wouldnt get it

>>211702648 (OP)
Sex.... OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211702648 (OP)
you had to be there

>>211705496
it's ok I'll babybird you chicken soup into ur penis. maybe shove a crushed up panadol up there and licky licky the tip to make sure you don't throw up again. Unless it's in my mouth. You can throw up dick vomit in my mouth it's ok I'll swallow it and poo it out the next day it's fine to splash some dick vomit on my cheeks (facial or ass) you just need to get better and I'm here for you

>>211702648 (OP)
What a cutie. Little match stick arms.

>>211714654
i have 3 kittens and all of them ran away to fuck the moment they came into heat, being as long as my forearm and weighing about 8lbs and granted they managed to do so

>>211702648 (OP)
Is this from blossum? the other girl is wearing the sort of hat blossum wore

>>211726207
uhhhhh.. anon.. what’s going on big guy…

>>211727525
>>211728220
she is unironically more attractive now imo

>>211726207
kek

>>211727525
>>211728220
ugly shitskin

>>211708430

Noncing notwithstanding, there IS a small but notable drop in vitality at 15 for men and women, decline seems to begin at 15, so...it checks out?

>>211727525
>>211728220
Not ripe man. 4 or 5 years, 3 years, minimum.

Also that study's sample was very small, and they picked up guys at parks with playgrounds. It's a bullshit study.