JOSEPH SMITH WAS CALLED A PROPHET
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

MORMONS ARE THE ONLY WHITES ABOVE REPLACEMENT LEVEL
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>211703253 (OP)
I literally just watched this episode last week. This thread is a sign that he was right

>>211703253 (OP)
How is this any dumber than any other religious origin story? If a guy called Jesus was performing magic tricks and developed a cult following in the 1800s everyone would be calling it retarded and obvious bullshit as well

>>211703531
oh no... anyway

>>211703666
>666

I converted to Jehovah's Witnesses, ask me anything

>>211703843
What is their take on AI?

>>211703666
Satanic Trips of truth

>>211703670
except christianity wasnt beneficial, cool or a grift
believers were hiding and were executed for 100s of years before it became a mainstream religious belief
for almost 400 years early christians were hiding and gave their lives for their beliefs
and after that you can pretty much thank everything modern in the world to that single religion
universities
the concept of hospitals
the concept of homeless shelters
public schools
ensuring ancient greek and roman knowledge survives for over a 1000 years, with no economic incentives
and so on
meanwhile mormonism is just random schizo nonsense grifting in the post modern sense

>>211703843
Are you french?

>>211703917
The Scriptures don't talk about AI

>>211703843
No you didn't

>>211703982
Yes

>>211704084
I did though?

>>211703670
It was controversial from the very beginning. Distrust of the mormons and mockery of their beliefs are as old as religion itself. It wasn't something that only sprang up in recent times.

>>211703843
The one for crazy black people?

>>211704132
>Yes
Are you the schizo from /int/? Get off of this AI crap man, we must RETVRN to shitty mspaint doodles.

>>211703944
>meanwhile mormonism is just random schizo nonsense grifting in the post modern sense
except you can thank the continued existence of the modern world to jm browning :^)

>>211703670
Too many unnecessary elements. If you want to be a prophet you just tell people that god talks to you. All this shit with the golden plates and seer stones reeks of bullshit. Not to mention all the weird shit about native americans being a cursed lost tribe of israel.
Every religion is stupid, but this one is just so obviously fabricated on purpose. I think Joseph Smith was also a known con man before he started his cult.
Christianity had the benefit of 2000 years of turd polishing. The committees removed a lot of the more ridiculous stuff.

>>211703670
Jesus' miracles are well attested historically. People were willing to be persecuted and to die because of what they saw with their own eyes, that the Lord was killed but was raised up on the third day and went to Heaven at the right hand side of the Father.

>>211703253 (OP)
It’s amazing that Trey Parker is a christcuck considering how spot on the episode is

>>211703670
It’s because there is actual very little theological basis to the Book of Mormon. The Gospels are the testimony of not just the disciples but also many years of the early church fathers’ agreement of what is doctrine. Also Christianity existed and spread while being aggressively persecuted- one of the only religions to do so. Not saying you have to be a believer, but all of this lends far more legitimacy to mainline Christianity. Also the splits between the major churches are never down the major beliefs (the trinity, divine nature of Christ, etc)

Mormonism is quite literally Joseph Smith saying “Dude trust me”. Not just that, the 1800s had a ton of whacky heretical cults from the Great Awakening. If you’ve ever actually read the Book of Mormon, it’s the furthest thing from Christianity. Calling themselves related to Christianity was a huge rebrand.

>>211704281
Oh fuck, I haven’t seen these in ages. Post more

>>211704006
I was at a Halloween party and a group of girls came as the sailor scouts. I dropped molly with them, got a foot rub from the green one, massaged and made out with the blue one, and fucked the orange one.

>>211703843
>>211704006
>>211704132
How dare you besmirch Usagi with your AI generated filth.

>>211704202
No that Nation of Islam

>>211704231
I lost the pen of my tablet

>>211704325
>If you’ve ever actually read the Book of Mormon, it’s the furthest thing from Christianity. Calling themselves related to Christianity was a huge rebrand.
In a nutshell, how does it differ?

>>211703531
Yeah that's a non issue though and you're thinking of amish who have outpaced every single group of people on the planet.

As long as they keep the genetic lines going, their beliefs matter little.

>>211704354
Serena has aknowledged in her heart that Jehovah God is her Heavenly Father and the Creator of the universe, and that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and her Savior

>>211704400
Very basic is that they do not believe in the trinity- which is one of the most bedrock beliefs of mainline Christianity.

Getting into the more whacky stuff though, they believe that you become “God” after death. They are arguably polytheistic in that we are all Gods after death

>>211703531
Mormons arent even super white anymore. Theres tons of minorities in the religion now

>>211703670
Joseph Smith was convicted of fraud for telling people he had magic seer stones that allowed him to read a map which led to buried Indian treasure. A couple years later he said he dug up a book made of gold and was able to decipher it using magic seer stones.

>>211704506
The trinity is a pagan belief that is nowhere attested in Scripture. It was forced upon the church by roman emperor Constantine and his political agents larping as bishops

Read a book

https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/trinity/

>>211704304
>Jesus' miracles are well attested historically.
Literally the only source is the bible.
And the people who wrote about Jesus' miracles weren't even eyewitnesses.
They just transcribed the stories that were floating around.
>People were willing to be persecuted and to die
Every cult has die hard believers. Muzzies blow themselves up all the time over their religion. Doesn't make them right.
>because of what they saw with their own eyes
Again, no eyewitnesses.

>>211704518
By that logic you shouldn't follow Jesus because he was convicted of heresy.

>>211704506
To be fair to the Mormons, that’s a somewhat interesting way to tackle the very basic issue of finding meaning in eternity. A lot of Christian teachings is basically just “heaven=happy forever and stop fucking thinking about the implications of that”

>>211704325
>>211704400
Most of the unique theology of Mormonism isn't actually covered very much in the Book of Mormon but more so in Joseph Smith's doctrinal writings and some other "lost books" he "found". But basically, instead of the trinity being three expressions of the same divine entity, the mormons believe the father, son and holy ghost are distinct beings, with the father at the head. They also believe that worthy men will be "exalted" after death, becoming godlike beings of their own, but not equal to or greater than god the father.

>>211703253 (OP)
YOU CAN'T DO WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!
I'LL TERRORIZE YOU!!

>>211704506
>Very basic is that they do not believe in the trinity- which is one of the most bedrock beliefs of mainline Christianity.
So you haven't read it. You sound like a real expert.

>>211704636

>>211704589
>Literally the only source is the bible.

The Bible is a collection of different eyewitnesses.

The sources we have are John, Peter, James, Paul, and many others.

Not to mention the important figures who were taught by the apostles themselves, such as Polycarp, Papis of Hierapolis or Clement of Rome

>And the people who wrote about Jesus' miracles weren't even eyewitnesses.

They were

>They just transcribed the stories that were floating around.

Nope. The apostolic fathers prove you wrong

>Every cult has die hard believers. Muzzies blow themselves up all the time over their religion. Doesn't make them right.

You can die for a lie that you believe is true, but nobody will die for a lie they know is a lie

The apostles were cruelly martyred by Rome and the Jews for refusing to recant their faith.

Why? Because the message they preached was truthful

>Again, no eyewitnesses.

The Gospels

>>211704511
They really fucked themselves proselytizing so hard to thirdies

>>211704559
Matthew 28:19

Don’t get me started on Jehovahs Witnesses. Only 144,000 people going to heaven right?

>>211703670
You are right. The virgin birth is a lie. Muhammad going to cave and coming back with word of god is insane. The elephant head god who rides a mouse is a joke.

>>211704589
>tens of thousands of christians refused conversion and died
>a handful of pagans refused conversion and died
It's not about how die hard of a believer you are, it's about how moral you are to stand by your beliefs under pain of death and torture. And if we go by that alone, Christianity is truer than any religion before or after it.

>>211704281
kek

>>211704559
I hate what they made "the holy spirit".

>satan made ye turn your back to the holy spirit
translation "satan made you turn your back to gods harmony"
a bunch of jews in Nicea "OMG THERE IS A THIRD GOD"

Bruh the holy spirit is the connection between all things and to be removed from it is to be removed from all things in harmony.
Just like this Christ is God nonsense.
Christ is The King appointed by God.

Why the fuck do jews ruin everything

>>211704799
>Matthew 28:19

It says to baptize in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit. This means that to be a genuine Christian you need to recognize rhe role of each one

The Father who the source of salvation.
The Son being the means of salvation by his sacrifice.
The Holy Spirit which is the power of God that holds all life together.

This verse says nothing about Father, Son and Holy Spirit being one God.

>Don’t get me started on Jehovahs Witnesses. Only 144,000 people going to heaven right?

Yes, that's what the Bible says. They will reign with Christ in Heaven for 1000 years.

The majority of mankind will live peacefully on a Paradise earth

Read the book of Revelation

>>211704730
>screenshot of your own post that no one replied to
whoa I'm an atheist now

>>211704799
If you actually start engaging with this retarded LARPing spammer I'm going to come rape your asshole.

where can I meet mormon women?

>>211704412
No, he's right about Mormons.

>>211704935
>Christ is god
I mean yeah, else what exactly is the point of the crucifixion.

>>211704985
Where the fuck do you think?

>>211704985
she's larping as a mennonite and she has an onlyfans btw

>>211703531
What are Amish and Mennonite?

>>211705004
That God sent HIS son.
Not himself.

Don't try your semantic semitic nonsense here.

>>211703944
do you think Mormons didn't suffer persecution???
dum dum dum dum dum.

>>211705004
Jesus is not God. He came to earth in the flesh, to be the second Adam. He gave his perfect life for us to buy us back from sin, after Adam had sold us to death.

Now thanks to Christ, who has taken our iniquities upon himself, we can have the opportunity to have our transgressions forgiven by Jehovah God, if we exercise faith in this gift of the ransom

>>211704935
>>211705078
Amen brother

More proof that you have to be mentally retarded to join the johova creeps

Its "Jah-Hay-Vah-Hay" or Yodavahey or Adonai, "I am that I am". Kill yourself you absolute worthless aspergers faggot

>arguing over schizo canaanite nonsense

>>211703253 (OP)
Why dont they do a jewish episode?
>Abraham invented circumscision!
>dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
>his people wanted to drink the dickblood of children
>dumb dumb dumb dumb
>they freed Barabus instead of Christ
>Jesus Christ smart smart smart smart
>jews dumb dumb dumb dumb
Serious question what’s the problem?

>>211703670
Because Christianity is not a grift. Mormonism is a money scam. They are the only religion were the leaders have no theological background and invest all the money in stocks. Mormonism will die and become a corporation. The big families like the Romneys benefit from that unlimited wealth.
Its one of the greatest scams of all time and still stealing from high iq people even when all the evidence is online to prove its all made up.

>>211705306
May the Lord opens your eyes like he did for Saul on his way to Tarsus

>>211705078
>his only begotten son*
when man begets a son the son is a man.
when god begets a son the son is a god.
when you beget a son your son inherits your dna. the begotten son of God inherited the divinity of his father.

>>211705574
Jesus is a god, but not the Almighty God.

Jehovah is eternal, Jesus was begotten.

If the Father begat the Son, he that was begotten had a beginning of existence: and from this it is evident, that there was a time when the Son was not.

>but that's polytheism!

The word 'god' can describe several characters in the Bible, with various senses and in various degrees.

'God' (El/Theos) basically means "powerful one".

It can be used of angels (Psalm 8:5), prophets (Exodus 7:1), human judges (Psalm 82:6), kings (Psalm 45:6) and even Satan (2 Corinthians 4:4)

Moses was called god because God gave him the power to accomplish miracles in front of pharaoh.

Judges were called gods because they had authority over Israel.

Jesus is called god because he is a mighty being, who was granted rulership in heaven and on earth.

When it says there is only one God it is the sense of being the eternal, omniscient and omnipotent Creator. And I agree that only one person fits this description: Jehovah.

Jesus, as King of King and Lord of Lords, can also be said to be our God because the "head of every man is Christ". But the same verse also says "the head of Christ is God" (1 Corinthians 11:3)

Mormonism makes more sense than Islam.

>>211705720
>2+2=5 makes more sense than 2+2=apple

>>211704985
like >>211705020 said she's obviously larping (they shop at walmart and use smartphones, ofc they know what fml means). also you don't actually want a mormon woman, because they only care about getting you into the church and will lie about being interested just to get you to join (it's a known practice called flirt to convert).

>>211705339
tbf they make fun of the book of job in one episode,

>>211705720
Yo at least Mohammed wasn't dumb enought to think Elias and Elijah were two different people
Lmao

>>211703253 (OP)
The Mormons I've met have all been among the nicest and happiest people I've ever met.

/shrug

>>211704985

>visit family in Utah last year (not mormons)
>two giga trad mormon girls are on my flight

they were cute but honestly they acted so meek it kinda freaked me out. Like they both had this look constantly like they were terrified their mere existence was offending everyone. They practically cowered the whole time. They were in their 20s I think, but one was clutching a teddy bear the whole time.

>>211705574
Literal nonsense.
Adam was Begotten by God from literal dust and mud.
Jesus was Begotten by God because God said Mary your fucking womb be filled.

You can't just make up your own canonical bullshit kid.
Adam is directly referenced as God's Son in The Gospel of Luke.
Adam was also blessed with many abilities and benefits that WE are not so blessed with due to the nature of his position as being the first man.
Namely he was not allowed any pestilence to befall him, he did not age in any meaningful way, and he was given untold strength and endurance to be able to do the task of taking care of the first human family.

Adam in comparison to us had much divinity put into him.
Jesus as God's chosen to be king. Just has that much more.
We all have a small portion of God's divinity, that is the nature of the holy spirit, that's what a fucking soul is you retarded jeet.
It's the spark to make us more than animal, to be able to do great good, and for us to understand what is disharmonic.

1. Don't mis quote scripture at me Demon.
>Christ is the son of God begotten before all ages
2. God had numerous sons
>sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them

Just because one son is favored over another, doesn't mean that there aren't more sons.
Adam's place as the first human is special beyond all measure.
Jesus as a concept existed before Adam's soul was ever split from the divinity and put into Adam's body.

You are a literal child of God. The only sin unforgiven in all of Christianity is to reject the harmony God wishes you to have with his creation.
That's why suicide is seen as the worst possible sin, it's to reject God's plan entirely.

>>211706515
I remember seeing a bunch of mormons at a booth at my school and they were all pleasant and smiling and nice to me. I thought they should be miserable because they deny themselves pleasure. Where some of the girls on my floor who sleep with a new man every weekend just looked wrecked as the year went on.

I started to think maybe indulging in pleasure was not the key to happiness.

>>211706515

Its a major teaching to always project that. Spend enough time around them and you'll notice how most of them bury their dark thoughts, and how frequently they go completely off the rails as a result

>>211704985
Obvious larp. Fundies wouldn't be making tiktoks.

>>211706544
>They were in their 20s I think, but one was clutching a teddy bear the whole time.

Now imagine deflowering them and absolutely defiling them.

>>211704613
Lol, no retard. Smith was convicted of a scam that pretty much paralleled the story of how he found and translated the book of Mormon years before the church was founded. One of the church elders, I think it was in the 1920s, even said if documents confirming it ever came out it would be damning for Mormonism. I can't remember when they found the court records but I think it was the 1960s.

>>211705020
yeah right

>>211706730
Yeah, ex Mormons always tell how important for them is to always fake niceness and be laser focus on convince other people

>>211706515
Lucky you, one of my cousins converted to mormonism and her family and in-laws are all unfriendly autistic weirdos.

>>211706730
that and the secret gaymances and polyamorous swinger meet ups.

keep your fucking woman away from social media and movies, only warning.

>>211706805
Is funny how both Mohammed and Smith were scammers starting cults to monopolize pussy

>>211706753
?? who?

>>211705922
but do I get a wife out of it who loves me

>>211703253 (OP)
I'm an LDS. Fan of Bill Paxton so watched Big Love. Great series. Loved every reference. Even Amanda Seynfried(lazy) was good there.

>>211706858

yea the salacious stuff is funny to read about

based on the people my family know, mostly it's spiraling concealed alcoholism, broken marriages, single moms who are like 31 trying to take care of their 4 middle-school aged kids

>>211706937
isn't that almost all cults?

>>211707158
Classic show. I really enjoyed it, also Chloe Sevigny just has that look, those half lidded eyes.

>>211706829
Mormon culture is so tight-knit and convoluted that nobody who leaves the church just makes a clean break, it's always messy and traumatic and leaves them with a massive chip on their shoulder. It's perfectly understandable but can also make outsider research and discussion of mormon topics frustratingly one sided.

>>211707334
Yes. I'm also fan her. She is one of best and definitely the boldest female actresses

>>211707158
Did this show get memoryholed?

>>211707389
Somewhat yes.

>>211707344
I had a family member who was high up in the church but never had to join. AMA.

>>211707158
>show is called big love
>theme song isn't big love by fleetwood mac
that always triggered my autism

>>211707258
Most of them start with charismatic dominant males leaders and have lots of mentally weak female followers

>>211706771
>Implying they haven't secretly been taking it up the butt since 14

>10 years ago
>boss's son "hires a new intern"
>pic related is her, I think she was 25?
>tells us she grew up as a Mennonite
>escaped a few years ago
>she is literally dead to everyone she ever knew
>moved to NYC
>got knocked up immediately by a fashion photographer
>told me she didn't love her toddler daughter
>became a hardcore reddit atheist

It was so weird and sad. She told me she had just learned that you don't have to quickly eat the eggs you buy at the grocery store before they hatch...

But my god was she hot

>>211706544
They were probably missionaries

>MORMONISM BAD AND ITS STUPID
>SOUTH PARK TOLD ME SO

>>211707845
I don't look like this or say this, and neither did south park (mostly)

>>211707845
How's that magic underwear lmao

>>211707823
the mennonites and the amish are weird people. they produce a lot of quality stuff and bank a lot of cash but the people who leave always have horror stories or end up fucked up. They're essentially correct that society has been jewed to the bone for centuries but becoming an insular cult is also disastrous.
>>211707845
mormons seem happy and big enough to not be completely fucked up but they're also kind of a bunch of dipshits and gay. Also they cucked and let in the blacks so it's already over since again, they're dumb as bricks.

>>211707258
Jim Jones fucked black guys in the ass, lol.

>>211705383
>Because Christianity is not a grift
It's become one obviously, but not at the time, at least not in the money and control sense it means today.
It is and was a spiritual grift, humans (most anyway) need a purpose or higher calling in life to feel fulfilled, Jesus was a grifter in that he gave people false hope and a promise, but did so in a way that showed he didn't want fame or fortune and people bought it. It's all bullshit but this one stuck because "why would he do this if it's just gonna kill him?" in a sense he really did die to give you salvation or something to believe in, it's not true, but he tapped into something that he knew would be taken seriously.

>>211707823
>She told me she had just learned that you don't have to quickly eat the eggs you buy at the grocery store before they hatch
poor thing, they raised her dumb as rocks

>>211703531
THERES STILL THE AMISH AND EVANGELICALS
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>211703670
Joseph Smith lived close enough to the present and there's enough recorded evidence of what an obvious grifter charlatan he was that it really lacks the ambiguity needed for faith alone to sustain belief.

>Meet a mormon person
>Tell them I grew up in Missouri
>They ask if I knew that Missouri once legalized killing mormons

turns out they weren't lying

>>211708609
missouri rules, I live in northwest arkansas. I like it here and I like missouri, oklahoma fucking blows dicks except for tulsa.

>>211703944
Kek, Christianity literally destroyed Rome and established an iron grip over most of Europe and parts of Asia. It was a very beneficial cult for everyone involved.

>>211709058
>Christianity literally destroyed Rome
imagine unironically being this retarded. Rome never fell

>>211703531
Lol if Mormons are the future of the white race maybe whites deserve to go extinct.

>>211704749
I learned on thing on this website and that is that there really are people like this believing in this religion crap. Astonishing.

>>211709277
you believe your ancestor was a fish who turned into a monkey

>>211708609
>Missouri once legalized killing mormons
You mean "outlawed Mormonism"?

>>211709186
This nigga knows.

>>211709826

read the wiki, it was "the state has authorized a militia to form to capture or kill all mormons in the state"

>>211704355
i once saw adventists offering bibles in Turkish. Gotta respect the hussle

>>211703670
Lol he looked in a hat and read magic stones, he’s too close to the present to get any benefit of the doubt

>>211708609
The U.S. should be using the same approach to curb the nigger/Jew problem we have.

>>211707486
Was he their lawyer

>>211709058
>reads gibbon once

bump

>>211705339
>oh my yahweh why don't hollywood jews validate me and my hecking jewish offshoot religion?

>>211703253 (OP)
Fuck you. Mormons are based. They are bigger zionists than even evangelicals.

>>211706730
Modern mainstream mormonism is so bland and shallow. It's like a soulless corporation, like a progressive commercial. The fundamentalist scene may be fucking crazy but it's way more fascinating.

Mormonism has been getting way too progressive over the last few decades. I blame the rise of the tech sector in Utah. What's next, giving women the priesthood?

>>211703253 (OP)
Should I move to Utah bros?

>>211718332
>What's next, giving women the priesthood?
I bet they already have that "revelation" in the can and are just waiting for the right moment.

>>211719020
>growing up is realizing Joseph Smith was right and blacks shouldn't have the priesthood until 1970 for some reason

>>211719206
He wanted the church to hold out until they were on the verge of losing their tax-exempt status. He was very specific about this.

Theres nothing better than watching kissless neets on 4chan rageposting because matt stone and trey parker shat on Mormonism
Thats the hill you people want to die on
Yikes

>>211703253 (OP)
kino

>>211708609
Order 66 from Star Wars is based off this btw

>>211718332
It was fucking over as soon as Brandon Sanderson got dogpiled for coming out against gay marriage and now his books have gays and trannies in them and he's a 'progressive mormon'

>>211703253 (OP)
Not a single joe biden joke, dum dum dum dum dum

Forced to apologise for mocking climate change hysteria, dum dum dum dum dum

>>211719392
Mormonism is White culture. If you don't like mormonism you are anti-white.

>>211719581
Does he really have trannies in his new books?

>>211718332
>>211719581
Mormons have always been so obsessed with conforming and appealing to mainstream culture since ending polygamy that it kind of just takes them wherever the wind blows. Decades ago they were family oriented conservative suburbanites because that was the normie thing to be. Now they're still family oriented suburbanites but with less clear sociopolitical values because everything is subverted and nihilistic now. The church is in this awkward position of paying lip service to traditional family values while just helplessly shrugging as those values rot from the inside out.

>>211720916
At least they still have israel and cia.

>>211719581
Didn’t he write an entire book about female mc who doesn’t wear shoes? Dude has been fucked up from the start

>>211719392
The episode made fun of mormon beliefs but it was more about showing tolerance and respect to kind people regardless of their religion. Stan gets too caught up in the logical inconsistencies of the lore and thinks that religion is more about believing goofy stories than following a lifestyle that might be helpful to people. It's arguably even pro-religion in that way.

>>211721076
I don't know shit about Sanderson's work but that's hilarious.

>>211704820
I actually believe the muhammad part. In that, the pedo did go to a cave, got high on hasis and then came back declaring his drug induced ramblings as the word of god

>>211705383
If you dont tell them to immediately fuck off they are so annoyingly persistent too when they are trying to recruit you. Text book case of peer pressure sales tactics

>>211708416
>Joseph Smith
Is that even his real name. Sound like a generic stage name someone like a con artist would immediately adopt

>>211705383
>Mormonism will die and become a corporation
News flash: it already is. Their autistically efficient organization is like religion stripped of everything but hierarchy and procedure.

>>211721984
In the 1820s America was an anglo ethnostate, so yes that's his real name.

>>211709058
Romans becoming decadent and lazy shits not even willing to fight for their home sure has nothing to do with it. The niggers beyond the rhine just took advantage of the internal rot

>>211703666
>Devil's trips

>>211708609
>bogged

>>211721711
They are also instructed to not mention any weird shit until they get you baptized. It you get cold feet about God's wife and all the other crap it doesn't matter because they already made the sale.

>>211722047
>anglo ethnostate
I was not asking for your /pol/rot ramblings shitskin. You can live in your mythical ethnostate and still have a fake name as a con artist. Especially as one since you dont want to be found when you have to bail out

>mocks scientology
>"haha it's true they are dumb!"
>mocks mormonism
>"haha it's true they are dumb!"
>mocks mainstream christianity
>"haha i guess i am really dumb cause the funny guys who totally aren't cryptojews said so! so glad they acclimated me towards throwing my culture and religion away!"

>>211703843
Why do you suck so much dick?

>>211703944
Pretty much everything in this post is inaccurate or wrong. For example the first universities in the world, like the University of al-Qarawiyyin, are Muslim foundations.

>>211722386
>scientology and mormonism are your culture
Kindly kill yourself you fucking subhuman. If it's possible kill your parents as well.

>>211704749
Historical bible scholars agree that the Bible was written decades after the events depicted in it. These are not eyewitness accounts.

>>211703843
Jehovah's Witness has some crazy sluts

>create religion to have 40+ wives and pick and choose teenage girls who he wanted to have sex with and say "yeah uh god chose you for me haha"

>>211722841
Why did people believe him? Dude must have been super charismatic and hot.

>>211722841
Making a cult is very easy. People really are this retarded.

>>211709189
Shalom

>>211722552
holy zero reading comprehension batman, we've got to send this pooshark back to india!

>>211709277
>I learned on thing on this website and that is that there really are people like this believing in this religion crap. Astonishing.

>>211723029
Mormons are hyper-zionist golem. If the white race is to be reduced to a willfull slave race it would be better for it to perish on the atomic pyre.

>>211722841
>Tfw you're doing family tree research and find out your great whatever uncle was a pioneer of the Latter Day Saints, was friends with Joseph Smith and married a 16 year old for his third wife
Being from Australia I didn't know shit about any of that Mormon stuff and it came as quite a shock let me tell you.

>>211703531
>You need to follow a cult founded by an obvious conman that has been outright debunked to have kids
I'm not even trying to be an edgy atheist. Mormonism is just dumber that other religions. Other religions haven't had their leader get caught doing fucking scam and faking miracles multiple fucking times.

>>211706858
The gay thing always cracked me up. Mormons are, of course, not supposed to be gay. But they're also very obsessed with good health and good grooming, keeping young people of opposite sexes separated until courtship (a serious process with the expectation of marriage), and they send out young, same-sex pairs to exotic locations where they're supposed to stay in constant company with each other. I'm not saying all Mormon missionaries fuck each other, but it's weirdly common. Iirc Orson Scott Card pretty much admitted that he had sex with his missionary buddy, and is a deeply repressed gay man now.

>>211726196
Actually, you're allowed to be gay in Mormonism now. However, you're not allowed to act on it.

>>211704511
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO ON MISSIONS TO CONVERT TURD-WORLDERS
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!

>>211706579
1 John 4:9
>In this the love of God was made manifest among us, that God sent his only Son into the world, so that we might live through him.
john 3:16
>“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.
john 1:14
>And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we have seen his glory, glory as of the only Son from the Father, full of grace and truth.
john 17:5
>And now, Father, glorify me in your own presence with the glory that I had with you before the world existed.
you probably won't see it. sorry for not responding sooner.

>>211722841
The beauty of sending all your crazies to a new continent means it's easy pickings.

The Bible says that the religion was founded by a man named Abraham who lived in the City of Ur, and after making a pact with God, left that city to found a new kingdom in the promised land of Canaan.

Here it is. This is the City of Ur. We found it. In fact, most of the locations mentioned in the Bible have solid archeological evidence as to their existence and you can actually go visit those places.

Is there even a single shred of archeological evidence that corroborates even a single part of the Book of Mormon?

Like, if you're a Mormon and you're reading this, you don't even need to go full atheist. You can just become a normal Christian. Hell, join any fucking normal religion.

>>211723096
>has no comeback at all
It's always the same with religious nuts

>>211727726
Youre lost...

IF IT'S TRUE WHYS IT ILLEGAL TO QUESTION
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>211728000
CHECK THOSE TRIPS AND CHECK YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>211722514
There are English universities that are older than Islam itself.
Destroying everything older than your paedo-prophet doesn't actually make the history go away y'know

>>211722514
>Towelheads invent schools 3000 years after the first ones elsewhere
Sounds about right.

>>211727025
>In fact, most of the locations mentioned in the Bible have solid archeological evidence as to their existence and you can actually go visit those places.
Show me any evidence of the exodus. Show me evidence of the census from the gospels.
The fact that they name-dropped a city and it wasn't a made up city means about as much as Joseph smith being from new York.how pathetic would it be if Mormons went around going "WE KNOW NEW YORK EXISTED, WE HAVE PROOF"? If they say someone was from a city, od course they will name a real city, why would they make that part up? Detective Pierot is from Belgium, we know Belgium is a real country, does that make Agatha Christie novels historical documents?

If we had evidence of anything that HAPPENS in the books... Again, show me evidence for the exodus or the supposed emtprie-wide census under Vespasian.

>>211708284
If it is all meaningless, why not just kys, genius? That's what a real scientist would do once he found out it's all meaningless... what are you waiting for?

I once saw a couple of Mormon missionaries walking through my mid-sized Spanish hometown. I was surprised to find them there.

Can't you virgin aspie zoomers argue somewhere else like Fortnite?

>>211722841
What is up with God's chosen prophets and allowing then to fuck whoever? Islam also had this.

>>211728170
>The fact that they name-dropped a city and it wasn't a made up city means about as much as Joseph smith being from new York.
Oh, The Book of Mormon is about Joseph Smith's life and mentions New York City, does it?

I don't know if you're a atheist tipping his fedora extra hard in this thread despite not knowing that the Book of Mormon is, or if this is Mormon mega-cope.

>>211703531
lol, False. Conservative, Christian, Whites have the highest birthrates in America and it’s not even close. Mormons are a small part of that. The only group that even compares is Orthodox jews, but they have an attrition problem where their kids grow up and leave the faith, then drop below replacement. Now that the borders are closed, if they stay closed, America goes back to being 85%+ White within 2 generations. So, good luck, Sukdeep

>>211722552
Lol zero self awareness

>>211706771
you have no fuckin clue how perverse and degenerate mormons actually are.

>>211703670
when I watched the episode, I didn't think it made Jesus, Mohammed etc. look any better

>>211728884
>America goes back to being 85% white by being christian
christian thought is literally responsible for accepting immigrants and refugees

>>211704304
all this says to me is that his cult was airtight

>>211729096
No, that’s jews. And doesn’t change the fact that we’re experiencing the beginning of the Great Bleaching of America bc of Christians bc left wing atheist Whites don’t breed

>>211729146
you don't get it retard, you ARE THE JEW
every single apostle was a jew, Jesus was a jew

at least 60 generations of human families have come and gone since Christ. frankly, to believe that any "documented" history that old is reliable, untampered, God-inspired is utter insanity. and yet the vast majority of people on Earth believe something of this sort.

>>211729238
Technically, but "Jew" in the context of the New Testament has something of a different meaning. Modern Judaism is not the same as the Judaism in the Bible. Modern rabbinical Judaism is the modern descendant of the Pharisee sect Judaism in the New Testament. A sect Jesus refers to almost exclusively as "the hypocrites." The sect lead by Christ would open its doors to all nations who would believe, while the Pharisees remained closed to ethnic Jews and became the modern Judaism of today. To claim that Jesus was a Jew in the modern sense of the term is disingenuous. He may have been ethnically Jewish, but he was not religiously Jewish in the modern sense, who would have been the Pharisees, who Jesus condemned repeatedly in the highest terms.

>>211729399
utterly meaningless post when you actually read the scriptures.
no one ever discusses this but JESUS EXPRESSLY AND EXPLICITLY WAS NOT INTERESTED IN GENTILES UNTIL "after the resurrection." the invention of Christianity comes not from the life of Jesus, but his reported afterlife. hmmmmmmmmmm.

>>211729528
Getting utterly sick of your mouth you insolent little gimp piglet fuck. You talk like a vaxxed faggot with 5 boosters.

>>211728691
It's generally a thing in cults, it always seems to devolve into sex stuff

>>211729528
There's multiple parts in the Bible where Jesus interacts with gentiles and the supposedly "unclean" in Judaism and suggests that salvation will be brought to the gentiles. What's more the apostles openly preached to and welcomed in gentiles, especially after the Pentecost.

>>211705128
They literally changed their beliefs because they didn't want to face further persecution lol.
It proves it was all a lie.

>>211729587
>le facebook boomer buzzwords
no rebuttal necessary
>>211729735
>suggests that salvation will be brought to the gentiles
cite a single (ONE) pre-resurrection passage where Jesus speaks interest in the salvation of gentiles.

>>211729880
Here's one:
Luke 4:16-30
Jesus mentions that there are times when gentiles receive God's favor over the Jews, citing the time of the prophet Isaiah.

>>211730014
>pre-resurrection passage where Jesus speaks interest in the salvation of gentiles
how nice of you to get to google searching about an objection you've never encountered before, but you misunderstand either the passage or the question.
I implore you to literally read all four Gospels again in their entirety searching for a single moment where pre-rez Jesus indicates in any interest whatsoever for the salvation of gentiles (and what even matters in Christianity if not receiving salvation?)

>>211730135
indicates any*

ANON NEVER BELIEVED IN FAIRY TALES
SMART SMART SMART SMART SMART

>>211730135
>>211730154
>Give me one example
>Here's one example
>Nuh-uh go back and read
Okay, faggot.

Why does it even matter if Jesus said it pre or post resurrection? Because you don't believe in the resurrection and you think the Apostles just made it up as some kind of conspiracy? Because the Apostles wrote the fucking Gospels too, so I don't know what you think you're getting out of trying to dissect them like this.

>>211730264
okay, let's look at your example.

16 He went to Nazareth, where he had been brought up, and on the Sabbath day he went into the synagogue, as was his custom. He stood up to read, 17 and the scroll of the prophet Isaiah was handed to him. Unrolling it, he found the place where it is written:

18 “The Spirit of the Lord is on me,
because he has anointed me
to proclaim good news to the poor.
He has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners
and recovery of sight for the blind,
to set the oppressed free,
19 to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favor.”

20 Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him. 21 He began by saying to them, “Today this scripture is fulfilled in your hearing.”

22 All spoke well of him and were amazed at the gracious words that came from his lips. “Isn’t this Joseph’s son?” they asked.

23 Jesus said to them, “Surely you will quote this proverb to me: ‘Physician, heal yourself!’ And you will tell me, ‘Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.’”

24 “Truly I tell you,” he continued, “no prophet is accepted in his hometown. 25 I assure you that there were many widows in Israel in Elijah’s time, when the sky was shut for three and a half years and there was a severe famine throughout the land. 26 Yet Elijah was not sent to any of them, but to a widow in Zarephath in the region of Sidon. 27 And there were many in Israel with leprosy in the time of Elisha the prophet, yet not one of them was cleansed—only Naaman the Syrian.”

28 All the people in the synagogue were furious when they heard this. 29 They got up, drove him out of the town, and took him to the brow of the hill on which the town was built, in order to throw him off the cliff. 30 But he walked right through the crowd and went on his way.

Congratulations, it's nothing. Your filename reveals your desperate emotions.

>>211730264
Christcuck angst is always so spergy

There's a church of LDS right down my street that NEVER opens. Just has a pretty piece of property just sitting there but never operates with the public. The building could literally be a front and there could be a series of tunnels underneath for all I know. Church regularly opens. People go to church. I NEVER see people entering Jehovah Witness buildings or LDS churches. Never.

>>211703843
do you get paid for going door to door or is it like a hobby?

>>211730496
True story, I once tried to check out a golden-dome-trumpeter LDS church with a big pacific-islander friend and as we were walking out of my car towards the church's big open wooden doors, we watched as someone inside closed and then locked them in a hurry. we knocked and waited several minutes and were met with utter silence from the inside. were those particular mormons hiding something or just petrified by a hulking brown man? we'll never know.

>>211730419
>Jesus making reference to Elijah being sent to geniles
>It's nothing

>Ignores the rest of the post
Okay, fag.

>>211730459
You niggers are on here in a thread about Mormonism and you don't even know what the Book of Mormon is. You're only here to sperg about about the existence religion and Christianity specifically, even though this was a thread about Mormonism, and I guess the South Park episode about it.

>>211706730
Many of these modern cult-like religions have this. The recruiters are very pleasant, happy, kind. You get suckered into that kind of energy. Once you're in, you notice that you're under an oppressive leader, there are all kinds of weird rituals you must go through and you're taught to control your thoughts and feelings in a certain way to reach nirvana or happiness. Scientology, JW, Hare Krishna has this.

>>211730625
>>Jesus making reference to Elijah being sent to geniles [sic]
>>It's nothing
are you fucking kidding?
>>Ignores the rest of the post
hmmmm why would it matter to Saul (Paul) as to the scope and reach of his new cult. you've read all the words I've written but haven't used your brain once. your cult is no different you insufferable christcuck. yes, the term you've been called so many times here, christcuck. your particular holy book demands your absolute subservience to 70iq subhumans, not that any christians actually do. it's all a larp and you all know it.

>>211730585
There are people with high levels of spiritual discernment which either came about because they were communing with unclean spirits through tarot or ouiji or candles or astral projection. I feel like if God has has protection for you specifically then he makes it so that those people operating on the negative side (witches, warlocks, freemasons, etc.) can literally see the annointing on you, even if you're personally ignorant to whatever calling God has for you. You are then just generally/intentionally avoided by these types of people unless you're intentionally continuing to provoke them for a response. Like, God has kept me from enough palm readers for me to know that going down that route is a terrible, terrible price to have to pay to "know the future" which is essentially telling God that you're placing provision in man over Him. So the fortune reader simply talks to an unclean spirit who talks to the one who has been monitoring you ever since birth and then tells you answers you want to hear in order to manipulate you and draw you closer into the world so they can mess with your perception of events and eventually draw you towards doing something to take your own life. Just trying to leave you in a state of complete misery and isolation from the Lord.

The only reason why this stays with me is because I read Bret Hart's autobiography where he mentions that he went and god his fortune read at some time during the 90s. Like 2-3 years later he lost his baby brother and he lost his top spot as a major wrestling superstar. His position was constantly being jockied for and Bret didn't want to play ball for a variety of reasons but most of it coming down to animosity toward Shawn Michaels who used backstage politics to eventually sweep Bret from out of the company. Bret eventually went to another promotion and had his career prematurely ended when he took an injury he never recovered from. Few people care about Bret "Hitman" Hart or his opinions now.

>>211730876
I think he lost his parents shortly after his brother. So it was just an all-around crap sundae for him. Always took that as a lesson to stay away from all that tarot nonsense..

>>211730783
>Paul left an important position as a religious official to join a new religion that he was previously in charge of persecuting, and for which he would ultimately die an agonizing death, to complete his nefarious and vile master plan of... including gentiles in it.

>>211730876
>>211730893
>Internet's dead.
>Really?
>Internet's dead!!
>For reals?
>For reals!

>>211730947
Anyone actually talking about early Christianity on this website only grasps it through the lens of varg's facebook memes and secondhand regurgitation. None of them actually know what theyre talking about.

>>211730947
imagine being the aged sperg that you are whose only refrain from suicide is your birth religion, posting '00s and '10s memes with filenames stating exactly what the memes say because uhhh how else would you know what to post? carry on my brother in christ and keep fighting the good fight

>>211703666
Joseph Smith is in hell.

>>211731027
Oh cute now you're strawmanning. You do this every fucking time

>>211731057
you know the names of maybe one dozen logical fallacies and yet you still don't know when to use them. now that is not only cute but real precious, sweetheart.

>>211722632
>hese are not eyewitness accounts.
The apostles were literally right there, dude.

>>211731057
Try not to kill anyone else on your imminent way out /pol/tard

>>211731027
>You're probably old and your meme is old and has a dumb file name
Okay

>>211703253 (OP)
I grew up mormon and I thought this episode was funny. They really nailed the family behaviour.
The only mormons who would take offense to this and the book of mormon musical are the stricts ones who's kids run off the first chance they get. All the normal ones just find it funny

>>211722632
Almost all historical accounts were written decades after the fact, at best.

>>211729399
>who Jesus condemned repeatedly in the highest terms
I heard those were the only people Jesus legitimately raised his voice at. But it's cool. They'll all be made to see.

>>211730264
You're not arguing with him. You're arguing with the unclean spirit inside of him. Don't make yourself mad, anon. I know I'm not supposed to be on this site. I get convicted like every day of it. I feel like the winning move is for everyone of sound mind, all with an ear to listen and an eye to see, to flee this website. I keep getting sucked into nonsense discussions or tempted back into masturbating to AI porn which is the beginning of the end.

Bless you for wanting to just bring the Word to others though.

>>211703253 (OP)
You could make the exact same skit about Muhammad but those cowards would never.

>>211727025
then why do we have extensive proof that the exodus never happened?
kinda you know, awkward that such a core event of the torah/bible is entirely made up nonsense

>>211703843
Why did you join a known pedofile network?
>Anime pictures
It all makes sense.

>>211731741
Proof that it never happened or no proof that it happened?

>>211731799
proof that it never happened, it claims that the Hebrews were forced to work on Pi-Ramesses as slaves, but we found extensive records and physical evidence on who actually constructed it, and it was native workers not foreign slaves

Furthermore we have found significant evidence that the Hebrews not only did not live in Egypt at any point, but that they only migrated into Canaan during the bronze age collapse, which post-dates the supposed events of exodus, and that they migrated not from Egypt at all

Additionally we have evidence that the Hebrews were polytheistic for hundreds of years after arriving in Canaan so even the part of exodus where God is angry at them for worshiping idols is false since at that point Jehovah was still merely the ruler of a pantheon

>>211731980
The Bible claims that the Hebrews were kept as slaves in Egypt, but not that they built any pyramids.

The Bible doesn't deny the existence of polytheism, but rather confirms it multiple times. It just has a different take from what scholars generally claim, which is that the original religion was monotheist and the slides into polytheism or henotheism were an error.

>>211703670
You can find stupidly in all religions, and if you truly have faith in what you believe you can brush off people calling your religion dumb or fake. Do you really believe God waited for the colonists of America to spread his way?

>>211703843
Would you get pissed if I knocked on your door to talk about Thor?

>>211703670
Jesus wasn't caught in obvious fraud multiple times.

>>211704511
Gross

>>211732173
Why would you only talk about Thor? Is this the "which god" meme?

>>211731741
Also, this is about the fucking Book of Mormon.

Do you know anything about the Book of Mormon? Do you even get what I'm referencing when I was talking about it in that post or did you think it was just random Christian apologetics?

>>211732137
>The Bible claims that the Hebrews were kept as slaves in Egypt, but not that they built any pyramids.
did my post mention pyramids anywhere?
the bible specifically mentions that they were forced to work on the great city of Ramesses, aka Pi-Ramesses

>>211732206
Oh I just use Thor because Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door on Thursday and I asked them why we still have Thursday, or rather Thors day? What day of the week is God’s day because we still have Thor’s day.

>>211732270
How many fedoras do you own?

>>211732242
my point was simple: that your claim that archaeological evidence supports the bible is in fact, not true, significant portions of the bible are actively disproven by archaeological research

the Book of Mormon also mentions the city of Ur by the way, so if the fact Ur exists proves the bible is right, it proves the Book of Mormon is right

>>211732246
The claim is that the slaves were being used to make mud bricks, similar to the role of slaves in building Monticello.

>>211732320
No, the point is that there is at least some archeological evidence behind the events of the Bible. The cities mentioned in the Bible can still be visited to this day.

This contrasted with there not being even one shred of any kind of archeological evidence for anything in the Book of Mormon, despite it mentioning multiple cities, locations and battles.

>>211732329
and unfortunately for you, we know that not even this was done by slaves, all material and written records point to the use of laborers
the big issue with exodus is simply that Egypt did not practice slavery on an institutional level, and the Hebrews who wrote down the Torah (in around 200BC by the way, much later than you think) had absolutely no idea about this aspect of Egyptian society
They themselves lived in a society that heavily relied on slave labor, surrounded by societies that heavily relied on slave labor and in crafting the story about the Exodus backported their own cultural assumptions onto the Egyptians

>>211732370
the majority of cities mentioned in the Book of Mormon can be visited today as well anon
also if you really want to go with lack of evidence, there's not only 0 evidence for the Hebrews having lived in Canaan prior to the bronze age collapse, there is actively evidence they in fact did not live there
so in fact, every single part of the Bible/Torah prior to the bronze age collapse is just as fake as the worst parts of the Book of Mormon

And even after that, one of the most damning pieces of evidence is that a united kingdom of David and Solomon never existed

>>211732447
>the majority of cities mentioned in the Book of Mormon can be visited today as well anon
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The Book of Mormon details the supposed events of Israelites that had traveled to the Americas where they split into the Nephites and the Lamanites. Nothing from that point onward has a shred of evidence. Outside of the places already mentioned in the Bible, none of the cities, geography or events unique to the Book of Mormon can be found anywhere.

>>211732546
Exodus is literally on the same level as the parts of the book of mormon set the americans anon
same with anything preceding it
in fact, it has less negative evidence

>>211732290
Same amount of girls you slept with anon.

>>211721553
Nobody fact-checked him. Nobody asked him to write the word of God again. If it was the word of God it would be identical. I don't anyone go to the cave either. Nobody can make these claims in today's world and become a prophet of a worldwide religion. At most, they can gain a cult following.

>>211730502
We evangelize to spread the message of God's Kingdom and inviting people to repent of their sins and turn to the true God

>>211731768
I am not catholic

>>211735188
Whats the deal with the blood transfusions?

>>211709186
The Roman Empire never died, it just turned into the Catholic Church.
Man, I love Mission of Burma.

>>211719968
yeah if you don't like polygamy and child grooming you're brown

>>211703253 (OP)
Good episode

>>211731558
>back into masturbating to AI porn which is the beginning of the end.
I don't think so. I think the Antichrist will destroy whatever AI utopia / dystopia we end up living under.

Didn't some guy "lose" his writings, so he had to write them again, but then he just said no the angel won't allow me to I have to write down something else and everyone said oh well that makes sense? Americans are so gullible.

>>211730876
>>211730893
>*ring ring* *ring ring*
>yes, this god
>….
>he had his palms read?
>Hit his family. All of them. It’s time to make an example out of him.

>>211736475
God will not be mocket! Christ is King!

>>211733447
So two, got it.

>>211735745
>child grooming
Feminazi spoted.

>>211703253 (OP)
HAHA MORMONS ARS SO FUNNY AND STUPID JUST IGNORE HOW THEY ARE THE ONLY RELIGION THAT GOD TALKS TO AND SENDS ACTUAL REVELATIONS TO PROPHETS
JUST IGNORE HOW ARCHEOLGY PROVES TRUTH OF THE BOOK OF MORMON
HAHA FUNNY

>>211737167
yeah nothing wrong with having a binder of little girls to pick your bride from right?

>>211703843
>>211703917
>>211704354
>>211704458
Usagi canonically believes in and prays to God in the series and He plays a significant role in events of some of the side stories.

>>211703666
Your digits prove that Mormonism was created by Satan and that Joseph Smith was wrong

>>211703843
You're a retard who believes Jesus is the Archangel Michael. Jesus is God. Seethe

>mormon missionaries can resurect the dead
>but funny cartoon men!

>>211719963
In fact, they not only didn't make a single Joe Biden joke, they actively insulted people who were critical of Joe Biden using the redneck "They took er jerbs" character.

>>211722921
To your point, there are retards in this very thread who still believe Joseph Smith

LUCY HARRIS SMART SMART SMART
SMART SMART SMART SMART

AND THEN THE LOVING GOD SAID "IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO" AFTER TELLING ABRAHAM TO MURDER HIS OWN SON BECAUSE THE LOVING GOD WAS JEALOUS
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

>>211703531
If you've been to any big mormon church in a city it's full of mexicans. cope.

The mormon church is a nutty cult and it sucks

>>211737856
Debunked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMlzoo0Sps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuCdcsLza04

Repent of your blasphemy. Jesus is the Son of God, not God Almighty.

>>211737856
>In the beginning was the word. The word was with God and the word was God... And the word was made flesh, and dwelt among us
>No Jesus isn't God!!

>>211735408
Both the Old and New Testaments clearly command us to abstain from blood. (Genesis 9:4; Leviticus 17:10; Deuteronomy 12:23; Acts 15:28, 29)

Also, God views blood as representing life. (Leviticus 17:14) So we avoid taking blood not only in obedience to God but also out of respect for him as the Giver of life.

But still, we seek the best possible medical care for ourselves and our families. When we have health problems, we go to doctors who have skill in providing medical and surgical care without blood.

>Bloodless medicine appeals to many doctors because it carries low risk of post-operative infection when compared with procedures requiring blood transfusion
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodless_surgery

Here's how it works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyzQt0fRRcI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBfHKm_YBqE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQGVduyON0U

>>211738252
The phrase “the Word was god” describes the divine or godlike nature that Jesus possessed before he came to earth. He can be described in this way because of his role as God’s Spokesman and his unique position as the firstborn Son of God through whom God created all other things.

The statement “the Word was with God” indicates that two separate deities are discussed in the verse. It is not possible for the Word to be “with God” and at the same time be God Almighty.

The context also confirms that the Word is not Almighty God. John 1:18 states that “no man has seen God at any time.” However, people did see the Word, Jesus, for John 1:14 states that “the Word became flesh and resided among us, and we had a view of his glory.”

>>211706544
Those sound like Fundamentalist Mormons, you dodged a bullet. Alot of them live in compounds and dress like it's Little House on the Prairie

>>211738067
AND THEN SCIENCE SAID TO THE PARENTS OF THE DYING KID WITH CANCER "SCIENCE FLIES YOU TO THE MOON, RELIGION INTO BUILDINGS. YEAH SORRY ABOUT YOUR KID LOL THE AFTERLIFE IS A LIE. TAKE THE VAX"

>>211718369
God no, it's hot as balls and the traffic situation is a shitshow since so many people are moving here. Don't get me started on the animal attacks, you ever see that show Zoo? It's kinda like that once you go into the mountains.

>>211703670
They're all just as dumb. Judaism was founded by a schizo who talked to a burning bush, which told him to sacrifice his first son to prove the schizo loves the burning bush, only for the burning bush to say "no! Wait a minute! Just cut his dixk off and suck off the blood"

>>211738368
>The phrase “the Word was god” describes the divine or godlike nature that Jesus possessed before he came to earth. He can be described in this way because of his role as God’s Spokesman and his unique position as the firstborn Son of God through whom God created all other things.
Gibberish. You sound like a rabbi torturing the text. Pretty sure "The word was God" means "the word was God."

Here is that full passage of John you pulled the one line out of the middle of (another rabbinical trait)
>No one has ever seen God, but the one and only Son, who is himself God and is in closest relationship with the Father, has made him known
Literally says "Jesus is God" and that no one saw God... before Jesus came.

>>211739413
You are talking about two different people, neither of whom founded Judaism.

>>211704281

> that pic
Based oldfag. Takes me back.

>>211705020
Link???

>>211740101
If I was home, I'd post the one where Jesus steals the other guy's heroin shot

>>211738327
How do you know those verses are referring to blood transfusions when that procedure didnt exist at the time? What would those verses have meant to people at the time?

>>211728884
You are smoking 100% pure copium

>>211703666
Ok, Satan.

>>211709862
One of the few PKD books I have in paperback. Absolute kino.

>>211703531
Amish have such a high birthrate (That is the ONLY birthrate globally that is still consistently going UP, not down) that by 2100 (just 75 years from now) more than 50% of the US population will be Amish.

By 2200 the Amish will be 60% of the GLOBAL population.

Of course things change and you can't just extrapolate things out for 2 centuries but it still shows you how insane their birthrate is.

To give you some indication just the US Amish community will birth half as many children over the next century as all of Africa.

Amish people also have an increasing amount of genetic mutations such as hypergestation where they have twins or triplets by default. And breastfeed fertility where Amish women are staying fertile even while breastfeeding (normal women stop being fertile until breastfeeding stops)

There is a legitimate chance that all of humanity would be amish-descended by 2300.

>>211732242
VGH, we must RETVRN to tradition

>>211704613

That's definitely not the same thing anon. Reread the other post thoroughly, please.

>>211709189
>Iran takes a few days off from bombing
>board quality declines
Hmm

>>211736267
see >>211738028

>>211703531
>called Mormon
>cretes more men
lazy writing

>>211741698
creates

>>211741698
>Mormon's son was called Moroni
>because you have to be a moron to belief this stuff
Was Joseph trolling us this whole time?

>>211734994
Oh definitely, there were those smart enough with common sense to see through his bullshit. But you know, the schizo was also a successful thief, warlord and bandit. So if you called out him on his horseshit you would have been beheaded in the best traditions of the fledgling islam

Soaking is the most hilariously retarded thing ever. Can't believe nobody mentioned it yet

>>211741497
Interesting. Maybe we will have a AI supercomputer building machines and exploring the galaxy while humans return to the simple Amish farm life.
Doesn't sound too bad. I want an Amish birth pig gf too!

My favorite fact about Mormonism is that not being able to drink coffee is because Joseph Smith's wife kept bitching to him about his followers leaving coffee stains on the dining table so he told his followers God said it was a big no no.

>>211731980
Why would they make up a story about living in Egypt when they didn't?

Why doesn't South Park make an episode about Muhammad and how he was gangbanged by a bunch of literal niggers while having his followers watch him get fucked.

I'm not exaggerating, this is actually a part of the Islamic belief

https://youtu.be/jtTYxxmVpvA?si=c2rrBv4tDLn-kE2k
https://youtu.be/vFa8XuI4YTA?si=1xBXV3tTXIZ-94E_
https://youtu.be/TzsEoeaSUVA?si=qaQu0guX2PRea7V2

ITT: faggots arguing about imaginary friends.

>>211722841
Many such cases.

>>211722841
Jesus had a harem of prostitutes as well. It's literally the reason these guys start cults. It's just charismatic people fucking a lot of women.

>>211742107
I'm not a fan of Mormons but I'm almost certain this isn't a real thing

>>211743291
It's real, but it's a fringe thing in Utah.

>>211743291
Not only is soaking real, it's been officially endorsed by the church as not being sinful.

The fake part is the "friends jumping on the bed while soaking"

>>211744381
>it's been officially endorsed by the church as not being sinful.
sauce nigga