Is there a movie of the past 5 years you can endorse without reservation? Think hard.

>>211710790 (OP)
Father with Hopkins

>>211710790 (OP)
Well isn't that the question of the day.

>>211710790 (OP)
Tenent

>>211710790 (OP)
Transformers One

isn't that the question of the day

>>211710790 (OP)
MI: Dead reckoning part one

>>211710790 (OP)
I have this haircut excrpt its on the left side to hid e the balding

>>211710790 (OP)
From the top of my head:
The Wolf of Snow Hollow
Kid Detective
Promising Young Woman
#Alive
Blink Twice
The Killer
Nosferatu
Polite Society
Marlowe (I still don't understand why it got so poor reviews)

For more, I would need to actually check movies by date to make sure.

>>211710790 (OP)
Civil War

Garland is the new King of /tv/. At least until The Odyssey comes out. Then we'll see if Nolan gets his crown back.

>>211710790 (OP)
Hunger Games and Avatar 2. I don’t think there’s any capeshit I’d recommend thoroughly. I think Thunderbolts was the best post Infinity War movie but it being part of the larger lame mcu automatically ruins any betterment it made. Not sure if I should count ZSJL.

>>211710790 (OP)
Top Gun Maverick

>>211710967
Why did they cut that from the movie but leave it in the trailer?

Dune 1 and Dune 2
All quiet on the western front

Shark Side of the Moon.

>>211711515
>>211711608
These too on top of Avatar and Hunger Games

>>211711553
Well isn't that the question of the day.

>>211710790 (OP)
Top Gun Maverick

>>211710790 (OP)
when you say reservation do you mean even the slightest one, like it has to be in our perspective a flawless movie, or do you mean "absent of any serious monkey wrenches that injure the 0-10 score"

and does it have to be MADE in the last 5 years or do you just mean something we've watched in the last 5 years?

there is a lot of dogshit picks in this thread and i genuinely can't tell if half of these posts are being facetious or are just completely ignoring the premise of the question - so i don't think i have enough information

Flow and Dune parts 1 & 2

>>211711913
Released in the past 5 years, and not necessarily 10/10, but whatever flaws it has do not inhibit your enjoyment, praise, or recommendation of it

>>211711913
>Faced a simple question of "Is there a movie of the past 5 years you can endorse without reservation? "
>Can't answer
>Yet insists others failed to answer, because he disagrees with those answers
So at what age were you diagnosed with your autism?

Godzilla Minus One

I really liked Late Night With The Devil
What a fun blind theatre experience That was

>>211712325
>>211712403
it was a question with caveats, i don't want to be recommending shit to people and wasting their time on a movie they don't like, and now that i have my answer i will create my list. why are you such an angry little faggot? show me your post with your recommendations and we'll compare shortly

>>211710790 (OP)
Humanist Vampire Seeks Consenting Suicidal Person

Companion

Fun little movie with twists and turns throughout

>>211710790 (OP)
Yes, the best American war film since FMJ as a matter of fact.

Inside Out 2
The Batman
Thunderbolts
I don't care if people consider it bait, I love those movies to death.

>>211713047
Are you a woman?

>>211710790 (OP)
i want to fugg him

>>211712987
>Two hours of the Fantastic Flamer crying

both DUNCs are good

>>211712987
I wanted to see this in the theater but I'll have to settle for the home release.

>>211710790 (OP)
Red Rocket

>>211713164
The are both overrated. They are not bad. Truly. But they are both overrated and I wish they had been made by someone else.

The Rule of Jenny Pen
Sharp Corner
The Coffee Table

Terrifier 2

>>211711772
I didn't finish it or even make it too the dogfights. Too much over the top "bro" energy that felt too corny and cringe so turned it off.

Gojira -1.0

Anora, best comedy in years

>>211713156
>FLAME ON
>>211713264
You missed out, it was easily my best theater experience all year.

>>211710790 (OP)
Banshees of Inisherin

>>211710790 (OP)
The holdovers

>>211710790 (OP)
5 years is rough. Push it out a little further and I'll say The Death of Stalin

>the gorge
romance, horror, soft operator action - heavy on competency, keeps the story pretty tight so the pacing is good, the beginning is a little a slow but it does build tension and mystery nicely until it drops completely into the action from point A to the end of the movie
>flight risk
i actually really love this one, it's very weird, very novel - mark wahlberg - and he carries and carries well. high stakes at all times once the ball starts rolling
>land of bad
plain and simple operator kino though the mel gibson parts do start to drag on
>madS
a one-take, french, day-zero zombie outbreak movie following mostly unimportant individuals - but it is an interesting take on the madness of an overwhelming infection and i think a great spectacle of acting range and emotion
>fight or flight
jumpy, crazy, gory madness on a plane - it's essentially bullet train but in my opinion about 75% less reddit and useless downtime
>kill
indian, just watch it in hindi with the subs, it's a very odd quasi-meta take on the john wick/operator genre that's vogue in action right now, and the payoff in reaching the turning point of the movie (and where it amplifies the action tenfold) is well worth it IF you can stomach bollywood-lite theatrics. i'd say this movie is definitely a sign of a changing landscape for indian film
>the northman
solid eggers take on hamlet set in an ancient norse society, honestly this movie is a little iffy if you go into it expecting your standard action/fantasy medieval sort of outline, enjoy it for the spectacle and the occasional weird nod to actual mythos and historical record in history - it's not an "accurate" movie by any means but it does have authenticity
>troll
i just loved it for all the cool trolls
>the sadness
if you've ever heard of crossed before or have read any of the comics, this is the closest you're going to come to a film adaptation of it
>mortal
i've hit the character limit, more to follow

>>211713902
If you want to take streaming I would say I'm Leave the World Behind and Greyhound are the top two I would recommend with no reservations. I recommend The Gorge with reservations because the actual payoff to the mystery brings it down when they could have easily nailed it just by sticking to what it was selling.

>>211713902
>mortal
a modern story of the revival of the ancient norse gods with a grounded take on their mythological powers, their descendants, and what they left behind. awesome movie (if a little slow) with a beautiful soundtrack
>the empty man
a very well executed horror, don't look anything about this up if you're interested, it's very easy to get spoiled and the mystery is frankly a big part of it all. no further comment
>underwater
pure aquatic horror kino. great effects, great costumes and sets, i think kristen stewart was the right pick, and it's a straightforward story that's perfect for anybody i think - if you like horror that is
>possessor
may be too odd or at times brutal for some but this movie is AMAZING. cronenberg's son directed this and i believe it was his directorial debut, and holy fuck did he knock it out of the park. you'll just have to watch it if you like dystopian, bleak, heady horror. it's a real trip
>extraction
specifically over extraction 2 because unfortunately while extraction 2 is great it's also shit and i've tried to only include certifiable kino. this is the OG, this is the movie i think that helped concrete the new, one-take heavy, fast paced, dynamic fights that sprawl across an endless urban scape with almost no time to breath as chris hemsworth engages in gun fights, car chases, hand to hand combat, everything. everybody has probably seen this movie by now but if you haven't, watch it. pure action with no frills
>boss level
frank grillo, comedy-action with acceptable and well earned sappy moments, blood and guts, time loop. need i say more

>>211713902
>>211714280
i had like a dozen more but there were too many issues to "fully endorse" without a half a post each balancing the issues to its qualities

i also have a fuckload of general kinommendations but they're all pre-2020

>>211712403
still waiting for your reply piss baby, there's my giant autistic list with explanations to each

>>211714280
>Extraction 1 over Extraction 2

You are fucking high. Like literally on drugs.

>The Gentlemen (2020)
>Bullet Train (2022)
>The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
>Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
>The Covenant (2023)
>They Cloned Tyrone (2023)
>The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024)
>Paddington in Peru (2025)
>The Monkey (2025)
>Sinners (2025)
>Deep Cover (2025)

>>211714561
way too much rah rah girlpower shit, way too many tag along characters stealing the show, way too much downtime and unnecessary buildup. its pacing is just way worse and while there are some seriously fucking cool shots i won't mention for the sake of spoilers (you know what scene in particular i'm talking about surely) it just completely shits the bed in like the whole last third of the movie.

there's also a lot of plot armor in 2 as compared to 1 where he was still like a bull charging through everyone but he still accrued injuries and got fatigued and nearly lost and almost got smoked several times.

between extraction 1 and 2, 1 is simply the better movie; again, not necessarily because it had MORE GOOD, but because it had LESS BAD. the sequel simply isn't as tight as the original and the premise is pretty iffy too

>>211714803
I prefer movies with a few good set pieces rather than having him stop acting that never stops. It always gets exhausting. It's one of the reasons I dropped John Wick and haven't seen 4 yet. Non stop action with no breaks is numbing and tiring. A good series of set pieces is always better I.m.o.

>>211714803
>>211714803 #
I prefer movies with a few good set pieces rather than having non stop action that never stops. It always gets exhausting. It's one of the reasons I dropped John Wick and haven't seen 4 yet. Non stop action with no breaks is numbing and tiring. A good series of set pieces is always better I.m.o.

>>211710790 (OP)
>Is there a movie of the past 5 years you can endorse without reservation? Think hard.

I liked The Menu.

Its not an all time great film or anything; but it was a solid comedy horror flick that I enjoyed without reservations.

I think that's about it though. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was good; but that's over 5 years now.

>>211710790 (OP)
Nothing from the past 15 years even. Every movie is just cgi, drone shots, large text on the screen (LONDON, ENGLAND (NO SHIT)), mumble acting, shitty hipster douche music, lazy remakes or nostalgia bait. Every fucking numovie has to follow the same formula and force stupid shit in. They all feel like netflix movies. All the best actors, directors and general talent have been and gone. There will never be another Charles Bronson or another Alfred Hitchcock, etc. Movies is dead. But thankfully, we have a 100+ years of film to watch until we die.

>>211710790 (OP)
Hundreds of Beavers

>>211713474
You're low T.

>>211715241
Came here to post this.

>>211713474
Just admit you didn't finish it or the first one because you're closeted and we'll forgive you

>>211713902
the gorge is one of the most 6/10 movies ever made and i'm practically in love with anya.
wouldn't bother with any of the movies on a list that starts with that. it's got a fucking romance scene montage for fucks sake

>>211714582
>Bullet Train (2022)
Saw this on TV and while my TV's sound is shit, the sound mixing was awful. I'm (sadly) a Bong and couldn't understand what the not!Bongs were saying, it wasn't because they were American's doing Bong accents, it's just the diegetic soundwas drowning it out and making it difficult to hear. I might need to rewatch on another source.

>>211715747
Quentin Tarantino said the subtext of that movie is about being gay so that's my opinion too. Top Gun: Maverick is boss though.

>>211710790 (OP)
Banshees of Inisherin

>>211715183
fair point, i think we fundamentally disagree on what we prefer our pacing to be. the continuity of him running from alley to building to alley to building and climbing stairs and getting knocked off the balcony those stairs lead up to just to jack a car and start swerving and getting into a roving gunfight is too good. he's a big fucking white guy in a huge city in india that is pretty much entirely run by a criminal kingpin, almost a warlord, and he is enemy number 1 - no friends, no back up, just him and his gun.

i like that "tiger set loose in the streets of mumbai" energy a lot more than the ebbs and flows of his mission in 2 - but now i think i'm remembering my problem with it actually - because that kind of in-and-out from peace to hyper-violence works well and i do enjoy it, but not the way they did it

it's called EXTRACTION, but in extraction 2, the EXTRACTION is over at like the halfway point of the movie if not less. pretty much all the trouble they experience after that is because they decided to just hang around and let the braindead kid they just saved get them fucked over. the series is high octane and brutally violent and the kid in 1 took his advice well to "stay there and don't make a sound" and that works in-universe as well as for us - because we as an audience don't want some annoying ass kid getting in the way of the action movie. in 1, the EXTRACTION is the goal and he has to fight every inch of the way to pull that off... but in 2, it kind of feels like their own incompetence and ill-preparedness forces the second half of the movie to even happen at all

>>211713736
I made it like 20 minutes into the movie before I realized that was steve buscemi

>>211716054
tl;dr
kys

>>211710790 (OP)
Madam Web

>>211710790 (OP)
The Banshees of Inisherin, Civil War, Barbarian, The Empty Man, The Devil All the Time, Bones and All, The Suicide Squad for fans of capeshit. I would say The Batman and The Northman but I really don't care for them years after watching

>>211715794
you're going to ignore the entire list because you didn't like that i put the chronologically newest movie at the top of my chronological list? why be a retard? why be so intellectually difficult? why even fucking tell me? i don't give a shit what you do, but i'll still gladly tell you it's pathetic. we're 6 months into the year and it's pretty much the only thing i can think of from it so far that wasn't complete shit. it's a good movie and at least 7 if not a 7.5 for that first fight scene alone. come on, stop that

>>211711234
>Kid Detective
Oh yeah that was pretty good

>>211715747
Heat is my #3 favorite movie of all time. Just something about the tone of Top Gun Maverick and the way everyone was acting just felt .. off. There is a very very small set of non gay non homo people that feel the same way as I do. I've seen at least one other YouTuber say something similar so I know I'm not the only one.

Unhinged

>>211716130
that post wasn't for you, brain dead nigger. read it or don't read it lmao, if you can even read at all - and you don't just come on here to look at the fucking pictures

>>211710790 (OP)
The Ryan's World movie. The villain had an interesting motivation his little sister had become obsessed with Ryan's videos and no longer interested in him, her brother but it wasn't explored enough. Still very good

>>211711696
Tubi is the new A24

>>211713902
>Kill
Saw it because my local theater shows a scary lot of Indian movies. Was great and brutal because it's all knives and hammers

>>211710790 (OP)
Smile 2

>>211716174
yes i am going to ignore the entire list
i told you because you get easily upset and it entertains me to read spergouts

>>211716054
To me Extraction 2 is the best pure action movies in years and even better than the later JW movies (even though I haven't seen 4 yet). It's even more mind boggling when one considers how far down Netflix originals have dropped in quality since then. Underrated kinos like Bright and Extraction 2 are a far cry from the current A.I. tier slop they put out like Electric State ( which I didn't finish because was so bad)

>>211716490
i'm genuinely sorry for you that anybody that pays you the time of day makes you so defensive and cunty like this, you are clearly fucked up

>>211716643
don't bother watching JW4, it fucking stinks and even more so than 3 it's turned into this mutant wickematic universe shit and has flown past "tongue in cheek" into an outright parody of itself, possibly unwittingly

i will literally never watch electric state though, it looks completely soulless

The Green Knight despite its shade

>>211716428
i couldn't figure out where the movie was going until you know what happened and holy fuck when they cranked the gas up they really cranked the fucking gas up. he essentially turns into a horror slasher. i'll say no more

>>211712789
>Still unable to grasp the simple concept of "movie recommendation thread"
So it's autism after all

>>211714444
>Actually fucking double-downs on his idiotic argument
You still didn't post yours, but already managed to throw not one, but two tantrums.

>>211713902
>>211714280
Fuck, I forgot how many of those came in the past 5 years. I was sure Posssessor was like 2015, and Boss Level being pre-covid

>>211717012
i'm just gonna give you a minute to figure out how to read, holy shit. i'm sure you'll find it big guy. it's a reaaaaalll small post so look extra hard, want a clue?

>>211710790 (OP)
Boiling Point

>>211717076
i would have had a whole 2 more posts had there been no time filter, the past decade has flown by movie-wise. obviously you're a kinoseur so i'm guessing most of those are rewatches for you - though i've seen possessor a good 5 times now, fucking love that movie. worth a rewatch

>>211710790 (OP)
>Banshees of Inisherin
>Red Rocket
>Anora
>La Cocina
>A Minecraft Movie
>Do Not Expect Too Much From The End of The World
>Priscilla
>John Wick 4

>>211711913
>and does it have to be MADE in the last 5 years or do you just mean something we've watched in the last 5 years?
Which one do you think, genius? You think he's asking if you've seen shit like Apocalypse Now in the last 5 years?

>>211713736
>I'm too dumb to answer the question so I'll change the question
Reddit is down the hall chief

>>211717435
why do you just keep responding to that post over and over again? obviously nobody gives a shit but you. just post your list already holy fuck dude, i don't care and neither of us have anything to prove to each other

>>211717444
I couldn't think of any recent movie I would recommend.

>>211717587
he's literally too scared to anonymously post movies he enjoys from the last 5 years so he's just shitting on everybody out of some very sad sense of jealousy or some shit, don't feel bad. i haven't seen death of stalin, not a big WW2/cold war fan but i'll check it out. steve buscemi looks fucking weird so that looks funny

>>211717741
I'm sure it's not what you're imagining. It was made by the same people as Veep. It's a dark comedy.

>>211717504
>i don't care
that stopped being believable 10000 charaters ago

>>211710790 (OP)
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

No reservations? Tall order. Most recent movie i enjoyed was nosferatu but mainly for the visual aspects, pacing and acting were kind of off
Most recent movie I would recommend with no reservations would probably be Upgrade

>>211717822
oh just steve buscemi is getting old is all i was talking about, it's about communist russia i mean i wasn't expecting a laugh riot

>>211710790 (OP)
The Little Mermaid

>>211717843
i don't care as in "i don't care about whatever bullshit you've got going on that's making you be a big whiny fag" - i do care to see your lists but of the people trying to shit on me none of them has either posted a list at all or directed me to theirs.

one of them was even too stupid to notice the list i posted after smugly declaring i hadn't done it yet - an hour before he posted

you should probably stop taking "characters" into account on how much people care or are emotionally evolved too lmao. i write like +110 words a fucking minute and i'm shit drunk, this is my fun time while i wait to get sleepy enough for bed and occasionally tab out to watch openfront gameplay

The Holdovers
Anora
The Kid Detective
Poor Things

>>211718095
i knew you were drunk, i post like you when i'm drunk

>>211718251
if everybody posted regularly like we do drunk this website would be an untold paradise

>>211710790 (OP)
Nope

>>211717974
That's a 1989 movie.
>But
1989.

>>211718095
Kill yourself faggot scum

Top Gun Maverick

This is the first thread I've seen in forever with a positive outlook. You guys are restore my hope.
And then people like >>211718440 show up

>>211718521
just post your list you fucking pussy, engage in a thread for once in your miserable life. you've got about 40 minutes until i pass out but if your next reply is something retarded and worthless like this i'll just leave you (you)less since i know that hurts. i don't want to do that

>>211710790 (OP)

>>211710790 (OP)
Palm Springs - 2020
Dune - 2021
Marcel The Shell with Shoes On - 2021
Top Gun: Maverick - 2022
Tar - 2022
Emily The Criminal - 2022
Oppenheimer - 2023
Godzilla -1 - 2023
Dune 2 - 2024
Thelma - 2024

>>211710790 (OP)
Nosferatu, The Northman, Prey.

>>211710790 (OP)
No.

>>211710790 (OP)
The Banshees of Inisherin

>>211713474
I've never seen anyone get filtered by top gun. Probably the most simple fun to watch movie that doesn't even require you to watch the first one. Holy poor taste.

>>211710790 (OP)
The Holdovers

>>211711234
>Blink Twice
>nepobaby "bro, what if there was something sinister about this dinnerparty/luxury resort" movie #39

>>211715195
The Menu was fun for one watch but its pretentious and the plot is hillariously stupid. At any time the main character could have stopped cooking and just gone back to flipping fucking burgers but instead spergs out and murder suicides a bunch of people. I swear whoever wrote the movie has a warped sense of how the cooking industry views itself. Its nowhere near that pretentious.

>>211711296
>"photojournalists are heckin important!"
>released when Israel is doming 40 journalists a day

>>211715211
I will say audio mixing in movies has gotten horrendous ever since Inception came out. I can forgive Nolan for having loud music that just drowns out dialoge but when talking is the focus of the scene and I genuinely cannot understand actors I want to just throw a mug through my TV

literally insane no one has said tar yet. Philistines

>>211719077
apologies to this Anon who did in fact say tar

>>211710790 (OP)
Isn't that the question of the day?

>>211719955
She was such a hardcore manipulative narcissist, but I still managed to sympathize with her. That says a lot about me.

>>211710790 (OP)
Nosferatu

No Zone of Interest? Actual plebians, the lot of you.

>>211710790 (OP)
Teen BFFs Madison Ivy and Holly Michaels

>>211719921
it's a little long