Is this why there haven't been any raunchy teen comedy movies since the 2000s?

>>211716767 (OP)
As a society, we've grown past such gross displays of male dysfunctional sexuality.

The 2000s was the last era before smartphones so the timeline adds up with the theory

>>211716767 (OP)
Ubiquitous high speed internet porn has rendered coombait largely pointless.
No one is sitting through a crappy comedy for two seconds of tits and ass anymore

>>211716767 (OP)
I live in Brooklyn and there are roving packs of zoomers out every night. I bought beer for a couple of girls at a bodega last weekend

>>211716767 (OP)
alcohol tastes like shit and I'm convinced nobody actually enjoys drinking it, it's all just one giant dick measuring contest

>>211716767 (OP)
>Gen Z doesn't socialize
>They're inside on the phone trying to talk to everyone else who's inside on the phone.

That's a form of socialization
Did this idiot mean they're SPECIFICALLY "socializing less IRL"?

>>211716767 (OP)
Heckin hate phones >:(

>Why aren't zoomers doing all the shit we told them was completely irredeemable

>>211716999
Its an aquired tastes just like coffee and tea. Once you stop drinking sugar soda for a couple months you'll never want it again because itll be way too sweet. And you'll just want something milder.

>>211716767 (OP)
I work for a beer company and a widespread view is that zoomers should be forced by law to drink.

>>211716999
zoomer moment

>>211716767 (OP)
People aren't going out drinking anymore because it's all niggers, indians, spics, and other brownoids everywhere. No one wants to be around that.

>>211716767 (OP)
>there haven't been any raunchy teen comedy movies since the 2000s

Isn't because that type of comedy doesn't travel well outside of the U.S. and certain other countries -- and Hollywood is, more than ever, focused on the international box office?

>>211716999
>drinking for the taste
the most bizarre take

>>211716767 (OP)
>>211717106
id say its more cause its overpriced garbage at this point

also the ipa meme

>>211716767 (OP)
Holding up the alcohol consumption right now
You're welcome faggots

>>211717106
It's because your companies have gone woke

>>211716999
explain alcoholics

>>211717106
> I work for a beer company and a widespread view is that zoomers should be forced by law to drink
>wah wah I suffered so now my children have to as well
I’m glad you kikes are dying out. Alcohol is no less of a drug for the undisciplined like cocaine or heroine.

>>211716980
Party van’s on its way, anon

>>211717166
go to an irish bar

Alcohol ruined my life and every single time I was fired or lost a girl it was because of alcohol.

>>211717228
It’s called valuing your money and time you overweight balding faggot, maybe try it some time instead of chugging down more alcohol down your worthless gullet to feed your addiction.

>>211717382
I am one and I can't explain it
There's like a time window where I know I want to quit drinking more than anything
Then there's also a time window where I would crawl over a mile of nigger dicks to get some alcohol
All within the same day

>>211716767 (OP)
That tweet fails to consider the lack of buying power a zoomer with a part time job has compared to when most of us (millennials I'm guessing) were in high school. With a part time job kids in the 00s could pay their own phone/car bills, save and buy their own electronics, go out to movies/dinner with their friends whenever they felt like.

Cultivating a social life online is much cheaper. I'm surprised there hasn't been a teen romcom about traveling across the country to fuck a girl you met on Twitter or something.

>>211716767 (OP)
Teens have never been the people making teen comedies

Generalised social anxiety from having your entire social value system linked into an algorithmic skinner box designed to reward vanity.

Honestly im suprised they arent more fucked up, a testament to human adaptability. Or maybe i just havent met the fucked up ones because they're sitting at home not interacting with this hellscape we've created.

>>211717562
>I'm surprised there hasn't been a teen romcom about traveling across the country to fuck a girl you met on Twitter or something.
Sex Drive

>>211716767 (OP)
Zoomers replaced alcohol with vaping 98% THC extracts.

>>211717622
>Honestly im suprised they arent more fucked up
Gen Z are all bisexual, trannies, parasocial, or wiggers and sometimes all 4. They're extremely fucked up.

>>211717540
me too, i'm nursing a hangover right now but i'm pretty sure i won't drink today

>>211717646
Oh nice. Added to backlog. Are there any more recent ones?

>>211716980
how many tattoos did they have

>>211716767 (OP)
>GEN Z MUST LIVE IN SIN LIKE I DID
lol, no way faggot.

>>211717711
None at all. Not as common as you might think, at least among white girls

>>211717767
>brooklyn
>white girls
>no tattoos
this nigger tellin tall tales

>>211717382
they have an addiction. they also consume the majority of alcohol
prohibition worked btw

>>211717705
you are not an a true blue alky if you still get hangovers. that's rookie shit.

>>211717823
I don’t know what you think bk is like but it’s full of white kids now

>>211716767 (OP)
Have you seen social media? I mean really looked at it?

The don't have to watch nep babies, homosexuals larping as heterosexuals, old people and 90% jewish casts pretend to be normie teens having wacky adventures.

They can watch actual teens and young adults have irl and the occasional made up adventure and interact wtih each other online socially and irl.

They can no longer package fantasies starring unattractive people who look down on them and sell them to the teen audience.

>>211716910
Want to know what's even worse for them?
They don't even want sex in their media anymore. And the only thing they could offer was raunchy sex jokes that only flew in the besotted deeply degenerate heads of hollywood and coastal types.

they see normie sex and are happy

>>211717443
jews are the chosen ones. we are the spawn of satan and try to uphill swim everyday against our natural tendency to kill our neighbours.

>>211717823
Many such cases
t. Greenpoint

>>211717823
Maybe he lives in park slope or boerum hill

>>211717705
Hangovers are the past for me, I actually feel better the next day now if I drink and trying to quit is like having the flu for 10 days, then the hardcore withdrawl and hallucinations kick in where I feel like demons are pulling me out of bed.

Ever since I quit drinking I've become incredibly depressed. I even started writing my thoughts as a form of therapy. That kind of faggotry like 10 things I'm thankful for. And I was only able to write 7. Now I just write negative shit. I feel so depressed without alcohol. Not sure if it's worth it

>>211718203
how old are you?

>>211718203
This is going to sound like some equally gay self help bullshit but have you just tried exercise?
Really, just try fucking grueling exercise for even 30 days.

>>211716980
Yes that's why it says alcohol use is on the decline and hasn't been eliminated, your anecdotal evidence from the biggest, trendiest city in the country doesn't change that.

>>211717646
that film is 15-20 years old, we're talking about contemporary

>>211716767 (OP)
Why should we want teens to be troublemaker degens?

>>211716767 (OP)
Millennials treat teenagers like toddlers and would scream about pedophilia if such movies were made now

>>211717000
That’s the most anxiety inducing and least productive form of “socializing”

>>211716999
just drink Vodka + sprite/coke/literally anything
It doesn't have a flavor and a child like you will be drunk after two sips.

>>211720071
/thread
we are so fucked (metaphorically cuz zoomers aren't lol)

>>211720270
>insulting someone because of the amount of alcohol they need to get drunk
so yeah exactly like that anon said. a dick measuring contest

>>211717228
i love beer taste but hate the bloating and hiccups. And sweet whiskeys are good until they start tasting TOO sweet. And theres a buncha other drinks and mixed drinks that are pretty tasty

>>211716767 (OP)
Alcohol related deaths have gone up, though. People are less likely to drink socially these days, but more likely to drink themselves to death.

>>211716767 (OP)
>hoe_math
This dude is a fucking retard and this post is even more proof of that
>Soceity is heckin' dead because teenagers aren't acting like degenerates

>>211719299
Alcohol has been a staple of White society for millennia

>>211716999
TRIPLE DIPPER YUMMY YUM CHUCKY CHICKKKYY CHECKKKKKUUUUUMMMMMSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211716767 (OP)
It's amazing how this guy managed to figure out how women work to close to the same extent I have, and scam a big career off of doing soft-controversy shorts with doodles based on it, yet he still is the typical retarded "haha yeah I be getting laid that means I have social status" and "back when I was a kid we were drinking underage kids these days aren't upholding the sacred societal institutions of acting like niggers like us"
And he's not even 30 yet
It's honestly sad

>>211716999
Just come out already. It's Pride Month.

>>211717208
It's because the only generation that truly liked and identified with them as a majority were Gen X and they got too old and irrelevant
They tried to reinvent it with meta-ironic self-awareness with Spring Breakers which Gen X tards on /tv/ predictably worship, but it didn't really work. They couldn't even make a raunchy teen movie without poorly deconstructing muh capitalism through their foil character.

>>211716767 (OP)
>Media: teenage pregnancy is wrong, you should have a stable life before you have kids!!
>Why is no one having kids!?
>Media: anti social drinking is wrong, you should drink so much!!
>Why is no one drinking, the bars are closing!?
>Media: you should get a degree to be successful!
>Lol you actually got a degree, they are pointless learn a trade!
Kind of funny how one generations advice and media storm impacted the next generation so much.

>>211720270
im like this with both weed and alcohol. so fucking awesome having a mouse's tolerance. i drink one big mikes harder lemonade and im literally rocking like shweezy. i just made him up but i picture him 4 feet tall, dressed to the nines in fubu, with a cock like an elephant and the ability to stop the rotation of the earth at any time he pleases

Everyone I've ever met who refuses to drink has been a total freak.

>>211717088
Sure, something like fruit juice.
>uh haha what are you 5?
Five year olds (mostly) haven't yet learned to be pretentious faggots.
Our ancestors drank (exceptionally weak, on purpose) beer because it was their only reliable and scaleable method of sterilizing water while also having the insane extra benefit of preserving wheat and other grains. Beer is one of the most overpowered, simplistic, lucky, copacetic survival mechanisms we ever stumbled upon as a species.
I'd much rather grimace and down some weak enough beer that it will actually hydrate me after a long day's work than get dysentery drinking from a communal well.
But as a pampered post-industrial man, I really prefer to drink mainly distilled water for my health, and the occasional apple juice for enjoyment, because it tastes good. That's also why wine (vino) was so beloved: it was water that tasted sweet and great and was safe to drink, but you just had to be rich to have it, because it was from pressed grapes. Wine used to refer indiscriminately to grape juice and fermented grape juice, fermentation into alcohol that still often tasted okay compared to beer at least was one of its many benefits, you didn't have to constantly pour it out because it wouldn't truly go bad for a while.

The thing about art of any form is that it inherently bases itself (or "parodies") reality in some shape or form. You appreciate war movie more if you are of the generation who went through war yourself. You look more critically at romantic scenes if you have been through a breakups and if you have martial art training of sort you pay attention more to the action scenes.
The thing is, past a certain point there are simply too many movies. The only relatability that the current generation has is based on more movies that they watched previously and not real life experience anymore. This is why there are so many "subversive" works or derivative works (female remake, live action adaptation) because consumerism has become the new form of socialization and the basis for many new products are old products instead of life itself.

>>211721837
>you should drink so much!!
*shouldn't

>>211721297
Fucking twinks was also a staple, doesn't mean we should keep doing it
>>211721605
Anyone with an IQ above 50 knows how women work. He just got lucky enough to make a career out of selling such info to zoomers and brownoids.

>>211720772
>erm teenagers being antisocial faggots with no lives is actually a good thing because I'm a huge fucking dweeb and I got bullied in highschool!

>>211722195
>I can't be social without booze!
Sounds like a (You) problem Anon

>>211722064
Most men, I suspect including you, never really get it.
>>211722306
Seriously, alchies are too retarded to realize how offputting they are to functional human beings, and they seep into every facet of life along with whingy Marxists and the huge overlap between. Absolute niggers.

>>211722411
>Most men never really get it.
No shit, because they like to let muh dik do all the thinking for them

>>211717482
Pretty sure all, or at least most zoomers at this point are at least 18

>>211722306
The problem is that zoomers arent socializing at all with or without alcohol. Its an entire generation of anxious losers who dont know how to interact with others.
>>211722411
Just because you're too old to be shoved in a locker doesn't mean you dont deserve it.

>>211722722
If I was a zoomer I wouldn't want to interact with other zoomies either, especially the women.

>>211721297
>white
>posts an ameripig shitskin bait-cope pic
yikes

>>211726226
>"white"
>immediately tries dividing americans and europeans

>>211722064
>Fucking twinks was also a staple, doesn't mean we should keep doing it
Who are you to cast aside tradition?

>>211716767 (OP)
what are they taking instead?

>>211717894
Pretty much this. Shock comedy doesn’t work anymore in social media age. There is far worse more degenerate shit then a kid fucking a pie on social media

>>211717228
honest fucking question then, if not for the taste, WHAT FOR THEN????!??!?!?!?

>>211716767 (OP)
All non white countries have teen romance movies and family movies. They want those people reproducing.

The best white countries can hope for is Terminator 8: WAR With Iran IS Essential.

I find it weird how gen z isn't consuming alcohol or smoking cigarettes but they're still aging like shit

>>211717000
Might as well simulate a social environment through AI at that point.

In the end this shit only works on promises and assumptions. I wonder how many zoomers are gonna have a mental breakdown when they have to move a couch or something and realize there is noone who could help them.

I hate gen z and I'm 27 before you call me a boomer

>>211716999
>nobody has ever enjoyed something that has existed in every society since before the existence of written language, it’s all a conspiracy because I think it tastes icky

>>211716767 (OP)
98 zoomer here, I did the same kind of shit growing up, social media was obviously around and people used it a lot to communicate but it was usually to facilitate stuff that was happening IRL. What I want to know is if this guy has a point for the later zoomers, particularly those born after 2004 who would have been in high school during covid and whatnot

one day youll realize the generational thing was a trick too

>>211718203
literally just drink small amounts throughout the day, be a functioning alcoholic

>>211716858
>male dysfunctional sexuality.
but i demand being represented in film and other media

>>211717443
Batgirl is not a drug, sir. To be fair I bet Wonder Womans pussy would numb your tongue like cocaine tho.

>>211728658
Social media in those years were completely different from the shit we have now

>>211728112
because it makes you feel good you big dummy. it's a fucking drug