Thread 211722002

I just feel bad for the kid. Fuck him and other idiots.

The memes when this happened were off the fucking charts though; this board lit the hell up like nothing else for weeks on end.

>>211722002 (OP)
Wasn't this like 2 years ago

>>211722042
I would if he weren't a shitskin moron.
If your fat fuck father has more money than brains, youre in for a world of hurt. His was and so he died for some retards attempt to feel special. No loss for anyone in the world.

>>211722092
Netflix made a documentary about it

>>211722208
he was a nerd who liked to solve Rubik's cubes, he expressed hesitation when witnessing richy rich hubris. this is a loss for the world, there are more people like Stockton in this world than that boy.

>>211722682
That boy couldnt even say no to his fat fuck father, what chance would he have saying no to grifters wanting his families money? The fact the sub was allowed to proceed is more than enough evidence the world only cares about money. One less nepo baby in the world is good. One less fat fuck jeet is good. One retard too old to let go is good. One corrupt ceo moron is good. Their deaths were good. Fun and good.

>>211722002 (OP)
>Makes a submarine out of spaceship materials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvsR8emoF90

>>211722002 (OP)
>so ya've built a submarine have ya ted?

>>211722042
Been there every days for years and I have no recollection of any memes about that

Move fast and implode things

>>211722957
go back newfag

Why didn't the kid kill his dad instead of going on Rush's rush to Hell. Seems better than getting fisted in the urethra by a steel spike.

>>211722957
Im with you, the board didnt light up wtf

>>211722002 (OP)
After watching the doc I really think it was more narcissist "no, my sub will be fine because I say so" than actual suicidal desires
He's the grown-up version of the teenager who dies in a drunk driving accident because "I'll be fine bro"

>>211722092
yeah and the titanic was like 100 years ago and yet we still obsess over that gay ass boat

>>211722042
>caring about shitskins

>>211722002 (OP)
I think one anon summarized this guy correctly that he's just want to be a contrarian.

>>211722002 (OP)
3rd party incompatibility was their undoing

>>211722002 (OP)
He shoulda played on KBM instead

>>211723126
>no, my sub will be fine because I say so
>Nigger and spic team can create a safe sub as white men team

>>211722002 (OP)
Thanks you for your thread 2 years too late, retard who only watches apple plus or whoever made a documentary about this stupid shit.

>>211722092
Yeah, but brainlets can only care about something if Netflix covers it

>>211724208
The boss is a white man. The responsibility lies with him no matter how much you're obsessed with minorities. A rich white man fucked up. Keep crying, princess and blame everyone else.

>>211722042
We just stole memes from Twitter and reddit and posted them here

>>211722002 (OP)
Casually drag?

Billionaires fought over the privilege of dying with the nutcase. Don't be a fucking retard.

>>211722208
You're one sad faggot

My only regret is that it wasnt engine failure and that they didnt spend days in horror as they counted their breaths and hoped they could be found and rescued in time.
God I wish if a genies were real I would sacrifice one of my 3 wishes for the wreck to be found days later with one sole survivor and corpses with varying levels of injury.
Some would have bruises on their wrists and throats. Others would be beaten to death but all would have a chunk of flesh bitten off. The survivor would refuse to comment. But then they would discover a hidden camera weeks later and the footage would be leaked online.
God. If I had one shot at a time machine that's what I would use it on.

>>211722863
Get a job poor fuck

>>211724476
But alive.

My only regret is that it wasnt engine failure and that they didnt spend days in horror as they counted their breaths and hoped they could be found and rescued in time.
God if genies were real I would sacrifice one of my 3 wishes for the wreck to be found days later with one sole survivor and corpses with varying levels of injury.
Some would have bruises on their wrists and throats. Others would be beaten to death but all would have a chunk of flesh bitten off. The survivor would refuse to comment. But then they would discover a hidden camera weeks later and the footage would be leaked online.
God. If I had one shot at a time machine that's what I would use it on.

>>211724435
He wanted his fucking accountant to become the pilot. Dude was out of his mind

>>211724531
I hope rich people see this. You'll be rich soon, because you defended their honor online. For free.

>>211722002 (OP)
Mark Normand was almost crying because people everywhere online made fun all those rich retards dying in the sub
>but don't you also want to be rich? How dare you make fun of their deaths?
He was always rich, so he doesn't get it.

Stockton discussing the inner working of his sub.

>>211724676
Am I supposed to know who this faggot is?

>*pop*
>What was that?

>>211724602
He knew it was going to implode and hoped he could palm the job off to some kid asap.

>>211724734
Are you a rich pedo?

>>211724753
They did something like 70 trips. So no, he didn't know that it would implode. You wannabe submarine engineers are so embarrassing.

>>211724676
He made fun of dead homeless people in the same podcast episode and didn't understand how people get offended when he makes fun of homeless people dying on the streets. Truly soulless.

>>211724793
He knew it would end in disaster and the only way anyone would know his name is dying under the sea

>>211724793
>They did something like 70 trips.
not true, it was like 80+ "attempts" but that included going out to sea but getting cancelled and not actually diving
which is what happened like 90% of the time

in reality it did only like 13 dives to the titanic, and i think thta includes both hulls they built

they recently revealed a lot of details from the official investigation, hence all the new documentaries that just came out like Netflix and Discovery

>>211724619
They live in your head rent free because you're poor. Get a job and grow up and take some responsibility for yourself, petulant child.

>>211724793
The miniature test model they made imploded before even reaching the full depth of the Titanic and then they proceeded to make the full-sized version without otherwise adjusting anything.

>>211725095
Okay. Thanks for agreeing with me. So he didn't know that it would implode.

>>211722042
I missed most of the "original" threads somehow. Oh well, I'm all on board with OceanGate memage now. It's fully unleashed.

>>211722863
I wish you would have been on that sub

>>211725771
But i wasn't. 4 retards were and it was a great thing. Very fun to watch.

how the fuck do you get so bad wrinkles while rolling the cf sheet under tension around a steel cylinder

How do you use those keyboards?

>>211722002 (OP)
We need an oceangate movie with tom cruise as stockton rush and James Cameron directing

>>211722002 (OP)
Truly this centuries Captain Ahab.

>>211722042
the kid was indian if that makes you feel better

>>211722002 (OP)
This man is living proof that age does not necessarily bring wisdom

>>211727121
>living proof
No wait I take that back, poor choice of words

>>211724597
I feel like if you had genie wishes you could set up much crazier far more interesting situation.

>>211727345
He'd then have to waste 1 on wishing for an imagination

The Danish guy who built his own submarine, invited a reporter along for the maiden voyage but then ended up murdering her mid-journey and dumping the body at sea must be fuming at the fact that this guy will always overshadow him for the rest of time.

>>211722042
It was one of the best 2 weeks in 4chan history. All boards converged to pile on. It was glorious.

>>211725485
He did tests on a small scale version of it and it imploded every time. He knew it would implode, he just didn't want to believe it.

>>211727597
Nah, he gets to live a life of luxury in a 5-star danish prison while rush is combined with a faggot and 2 jeets in a test tube.

>>211725095
implode tightly, rusher

NEAR
FAR
WHEREVEEEEERRRR YOU ARE

>>211727850
>NEAR
>FAR
>WHEREVEEEEERRRR YOU ARE

>Azmeh Dawood — the older sister of Pakistani businessman Shahzada Dawood — told NBC News that her nephew, Suleman, informed a relative that he "wasn't very up for it" and felt "terrified" about the trip to explore the wreckage of the Titanic.

Why do boomers need to bring other people to their doom instead of just themselves? This kid was turned into Jell-O and eaten by deep-sea creatures because his dad was a fucking retard boomer.

>>211722002 (OP)
>welded in
>''just be sealed in, don't worry about it''
lmao

>>211727924
who are you quoting

>>211727930
>I'm actually fine with this, keep sealing me in so I can see God, Montresor!

>>211727927
I think Indians are such enormous believers in technology and progress and therefore Musk-like figures because they themselves experienced a tremendous technological advance in their own country during their lifetimes. They really think everything is possible and will surely be as safe as anything else like airplanes and cars. That's what they have in common with western boomers and older generations.

>>211728227
They also don't stress about all the people dying due to experimental technology because they're inured to the whole thing, since so many of them die to Final Destination type shit every day. It's just part of being Indian to get killed by faulty wiring or a truck hitting a streetlight that then spears you. Better to take your daily chance of Death picking you for his game while doing something cool.

I would like if everyone suicided alongside him.

>>211728349
Being sharted out into the deep ocean as a red-brown mist is one the most sacred paths available to a Hindoo, Rudyard Kipling wrote about this

>>211722002 (OP)
He saw what was actually down there. He saw the real reason why the "titanic" was sunk.

It was to start a one world banking system.

yall white people be hatin him because he seasoned his carbon fibre too much

>>211727927
boomers instantly trust anyone in a position of authority

>>211727597
Submarines connoisseurs seem to be a strange bunch

>>211724748
kek

>>211729158
You simply have to be nuts to want to go into a tin can whose whole purpose is to sink below the waves. But also the Danish guy was also a richfag private investor, so you've got the overlap of crazy rich people looking for new ways to feel alive and crazy people wanting to be on a sub. He just found out that he felt more alive by killing and dismembering a woman stuck on the sub with him than actually piloting the sub.

>>211722002 (OP)
something has gone very wrong with the rich and powerful in America
they have constructed a bubble parallel universe full of economists and academics telling them how great they are and scientists and engineers saying otherwise are their mortal enemy

>>211728612
>t. maxxievaxxie

>>211729365
Anon that's just what rich people have always been like. The only difference is that no they try to get into space or reach the bottom of the ocean instead of designing and building entire towns to try and make the perfect utopian city revolving around working at their factories.

>>211724136
DMC_WATCHDOG_VIOLATION Your system is restarting...

>>211724160
holy shit why isn't there a Kerbal Deep Water game

>>211724342
>The responsibility lies with him no matter how much you're obsessed with minorities.
He deliberately hired minorities because he didn't want to listen to "old white men". If only he let whites be in charge he would still be alive, but alas, this is the fate of all woketards.

>>211730008
He fired everyone who told him the sub was a piece of shit deathtrap. You fell for PR talk.

>>211730036
>He fired everyone who told him the sub was a piece of shit deathtrap.
Because they were white. You fell for leftist grifters.

Whats the best documentary so far?

For me it was the stepson of Hamish Harding who 15 minutes after they lost contact was like ‘oh no, anyway’ and was tweeting himself at some music concert.

Atleast the WEG parody was decent

>>211727597
>invited a reporter along for the maiden voyage but then ended up murdering her mid-journey
This is literally the dream.

>>211722002 (OP)
>go to the front of the craft to use the toilet
>relax as you gaze out of the window and watch the calm ocean
>hear a slight pop as you're curling out a fat load
What a way to go.

>>211727277
Lel

>>211722002 (OP)
he wanted to be musk but was far dumber and while somehow having more hubris
thought he could beat basic material science and engineering science with the power of being smug or something.

>>211727597
wasn't getting caught part of his plan?
what was his excuse for her just disappearing after taking a ride in his sub?

>>211725485
The structure itself was a time bomb - it really was just a matter of when and he knew that.
Evey single time that sub went down there were more pops from the carbon fiber strings, and yet rather than investing in something far more sound, he continued going down despite everything pointing to disaster.
>but how could he knowwww????
Every single test dive they did failed.

>>211723135
>Titanic = big boat, big event
>Small dinky submarine = small, who cares
>You = small brain, low IQ

>>211727715
i thought that guy broke out

>>211731902
first he said she died from something falling on her head so he gave her a navial burrial.
they later found the torso wich had knife wounds in the crotch, then they also found the head wich had no bruisemarks from a accident. he then said that she died from gas leaking.
its all very weird and disturbing.

>>211731902
First he claimed he'd let her off at the spot he was meant to and gone on alone, when something happened and the sub sank. He clearly scuttled it in an attempt to make sure there was no evidence of the killing. Then he almost immediately admitted to having killed and cut her up into pieces and dumped the parts, but claimed that she'd died by the hatch hitting her on the head and he just panicked and did an unplanned dismemberment with a random knife that you totally have just lying around on your sub. Also stabbing her several times in her cunt for no particular reason while doing that. Then when they recovered the head and the coroner could easily tell there was no blunt force trauma to it he changed his story again to him having been up top for no particular reason and her having inhaled toxic fumes from the engines while she was alone in the sub.

The body parts had been weighed down with metal, so I think he just did it on the spur of the moment and then thought he did a great job of getting rid of the parts at the bottom of the sea and that he'd be able to lie about her leaving his sub and disappearing on her own or getting kidnapped by someone else.

>>211722957
This
Ive saw practically every teevee thread since 2014 as if not on pv i use mobile
Board mentioned titan about as much as it mentioned the explosion at that middle eastern docks or starlink or the suez canal blockage, or anything else currently in the news cycle. Didnt "light up"

i would have survived
I dont give a shit what people say. Curl up during the initial flooding, once it equalizes the explosion part is over and make my way to the titanium end part find an air bubble or take a deep breath
Sink to the bottom in an air bubble. Make little excursions out to the sea floor to find oxygen tanks and keep my bubble fresh then and wait for rescue or put together some sort of floating device with an airtrap for me and use oxygen tank to resurface

>>211724597
If this had happened Stockton would probably have killed them all to buy himself more time desu

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting themselves into. I say: let em implode.

>>211726097
By not producing the hull in a clean room with next to no dust particles creating wrinkles.

>>211733850
But in this case, it was brains.

>over 100 replies
>no one posted THAT image yet

I mean, who could expect that to go wrong?

>>211729887
Because space is fake and easy to make up a game about it.

>>211724092
He could have found his place posting here and not been squished into paste

>>211734872
He probably did post here as well. Was there a particularly contrarian tripfag or easily identifiable nutjob that suddenly stopped posting when he died?

>>211732123
>>211727597
>2017
>for some reason the wikipedia page uses a black and white photo
wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kim_Wall

>>211735264
It was the fashion at the time.

MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS!!!!

Seeing the unnatural media frenzy around this incident made me realize that both this and the original Titanic sinking were demonic blood sacrifices. Disturbing shit.

>>211722042
go back, jeet

>>211735579
Technofeudalism will enable this to happen every other week while the poors pay $39 for bread

>>211736135
>HAHA just came back up from twice as deep as the Titanic. Demons keep trying to get me, but they can't!

>>211736233
and that’s a good thing!

What if one of them farted?