Himothy Edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Someone has a weed pen
-- Rachel has been ELIMINATED
-- They showed Extreme Peace to the fish and it sucks COCK https://x.com/wigger/status/1935503379876200919
-- Nick Fuentes might be coming? https://x.com/thedesign59/status/1935531154544935052
-- Ellie said she's a VIRGIN and has pink nipples
-- Aryeh supports reparations for black people
-- Daniel is finally throwing autistic tantrums (target: Ellie the sociopath)
-- Xavier defeated a FAKE pretend magician
-- Gavin McInnes was asked to come and harass Aryeh (former Proud Boy), then turned down by the wiggers https://x.com/theKlutz2000/status/1935827711920083403
-- Rachel is LEAVING FOR REAL this time (said she was tired of being "disrespected," then Ben said it was because of her broken CPAP machine)
-- Rachel's ex-husband came and proposed to her again
-- I'm tired of looking at disgusting obese "people"

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Previous: >>211722235

Trixie mogs

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

catch me up on the last 30 minutes whats freddy tryng to do

Ellie had a significant impact on the content today. Ellie seethers our response?

Now that the smoke has settled, did he win?

>>211724828 (OP)
Downstairs needs more liquor STAT

DON'T CALL HIM A FUCKING CWEEP HE'S NOT

>The highest IQ and mastermind of the house

Asians really just are on another level

DONT EVWR CALL HIM A FUCKING CWEEP

Why is freddy upset? Did he molest aryeh?

Angie

Let’s all get drunk and take naked pictures of each other with Polaroid cameras

>>211724857
we forgive you clairebear

DOWNT CWALL HWIMM A CWEEP

Freddy is one of the most annoying types of drunks. He just repeats the same phrases over and over again and grabs you by your arm repeatedly while he slobbers out retarded words.

I miss Bex :(

>>211724872
I'm going to cum to this before the night is over.

seth and dan aren't worthy of fred.

i hate and love that everything fun happened after rachel left
but now its like almost 12 am

Freddy seething he can't hit the weed pen chained up

>>211724874
>MY HUSBAND IS FUCKING CRAZIER THAN ME AND WILL KILL YOU ALL

I don’t hate Daniel or think he’s a bad person or anything like that, but he has nothing going for him other than the fact that he's physically able.
He’s ugly, stupid, autistic, not funny, not apparently talented, and not interesting. There's not even any guarantee that he could excel athletically because he might have the autism that robs him of coordination and fine motor skills.
The only things he can possibly be are nice, good, and physically strong.

Fred runs his mouth way too much when drunk (also when not)

>>211724892
don't leak challenges

>>211724872
uhhh she can't drink and she's boring?

>>211724870
Freddy is trying to figure out what the "Marky Thompson" TTS meant

I'm enjoying this but it's got a Goranian aftertaste to it

>>211724895
I will never forgive her actually
fuck you claire

dan mogs freddy holy shit

faggot snitching

The wiggers got Angie.

>Cleft Lip
>Retard nose
>Fucked posture
>Lisp
He was born to a life of humiliation. Total Daniel Death.

daniel is the last person i'd want sitting on my bed get that shitty ass of the bed you retard

So the alliance is now
>Freddie Dan Shane

>Ellie Drench Arya?

And Angie is the wild card whore?

Freddy's unironically right but he's too drunk to make it make any sense

>>211724885
He's really fucking pissed about Ellie stealing candy for some reason

Freddie reminds me so much of Alex b. I'm sure the producers noticed it too.

How can one man be so dedicated and upset yet completely such a liar and have no morals? Hilarious

freddy has flip flopped 5 times now in one convo

Do they not get hangovers?

pure kino

>LISTEN
>STOP
>STOP

>>211724933
>PLEASE MAKE CONTENT PLEASE MAKE SOME CONTENT FUCK AROUND

>>211724925
This entire night has been goranian

Fred needs ONE normal dude to side with him and Spencer is too much of a pussy faggot to do anything. Jin and Fred would have been an insane team up

>>211724933
baroque mannerism

I kneel goran

>>211724895
KYSCYDFC

Anyone have a working link to the kinocord?

>>211724933
Freddy's going to rip that chain off once everyone is asleep

s4 is rapidly turning into longhouse vs crackhouse

>>211724925
>season 1 aesthetic
>season 2 substance

>>211724938
>Cleft Lip
i don't think you guys know what this means

>Women usually win the show
Kek no, retards do

can areyeh wipe his ass properly? he's said before his autism gives him motor skill issues
i wouldn't be surprised if he has a shitty ass

Remember when Jet said the reason they were going to cast fans this season it because they couldn't have people shutting down over things like getting their candy stolen?

>>211724940
I'd rather Daniel than Jin sitting on my bed. I genuinely believe the theory that Jin is too used to bidets and can't wipe properly as a result it's why he was always scratching his asshole.

>>211724872
AB still won't include her in the recap

>>211724938
this is the highlight of his life. literally.
Im curious if he will have any post tank presence

>>211724828 (OP)
I like all the fish this season
Yes even annoying Angelina
Yes even retard daniel
Yes even nontent Ellie
I dont want to see anybody leave :(

>>211724828 (OP)
What's this guy's name again?

>>211724975
not falling for it
gn

>>211724935
What was it this time?

>>211724962
I will never forgive Jet for this

PREDICTION POLL
https://strawpoll.com/YVyPv8VPBgN

>>211724915
If your wife isn't boasting about you like this you should probably beat and yell at her more

>Seth's had two relationships and is a virgin
Bro how does this happen

sean bros...

virgintank

arya isn't in girl land
hes in bikini bottom

>freddy realizing everyones a virgin
lmfao

2 Cherry boys

75% of the guys in the house are virgins kek
we need jin back

>>211725001
told aryeh they are after his candy

>>211724966
cleh

Seth stox about to drop through the floor

>>211724962
we never got shitfaced jin

Women vs Incels(+Freddy)

Seth blowing Freddy's mind by admitting he's a virgin. And that "BITCHES PISS ME THE FUCK OFF".

>Alright... you guys are fucked.
>YOU'RE CHAINED TO THE WALL HOW ARE WE FUCKED

Spencer is a virgin

>>211724951
I think he's just too braindead to keep his words straight lol his logic is "aryeh will get his stuff stolen by the girls so we have to steal it first so we can give it back to him right before the count"

Seth confirmed clean and pure

>>211724983
its good that theyre invested in it

DAILY REMINDER SEASON 4 > SEASON 2 > BLOODGAYMES > SEASON 1 > SEASON 3 AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE GAYNIGERFAGOT

it's incels and egirls
freddy literally cannot win this argument

Freddy is too based, Jet will get rid of him

I'm roughly his age and Freddy is identical to every burnout loser I graduated high school with man

Incel tank

>>211725005
Probably discord e gfs

>has more sex than seth

Direnc is ruining the show

Sean’s not a bad looking guy, how is he a virgin? I’m so cooked bros

Seth is literally me

>freddy realizing all the dudes are vulnerable to being manipulated because all the dudes are virgins

>Kato dyed her hair
>not black or blonde
bummer

Are they going to show the fish all the silly memes and OC that was made of them?

>>211724927
You would have rimmed jets asshole in the heat of the moment and cheated on your boyfriend and told a sheboon he has a small dick. You know you would. You are no better.
Forgive her.

spencer doing someth?

How the fuck is Steve also a virgin??

i wish i was there to help out direnc and maybe massage her and assure her the house was still getting cleaned while she was off her feet for a few days. she makes a real effort and it's gonna show when no one else doesn't do nothing

>>211725038
all paid for btw

>>211724962
unironically this, seth even completely understands his drunken rambling but won't nut up

Scalp check.

>>211725030
BG > Famous House > S2 > S4

Comfybros...how we feeling?

>>211725016
kys claire you dog faced cunt

>>211724989
He wont. At best some 5/10 I can fix him e-girl dms him and he can finally snag some pussy.

Freddy is desperately trying to Charlie Manson two virgin zoomers

>Freddy realizing he's with the wrong team

He's fucked
Ellie is going to crush him

>>211724933
Ecclesiastical as fuck

>>211725005
It's happened to me, it's grim out there for us zoomers

>6'0+ tall white guy virgin at 25 y/o
how is this possible?

>>211725045
it's dark and lonely out there

>>211725033
Miss this little nigga

The wiggers got Angeline.

>>211725050
>hapa pick me
also applies to ellie

Smelling Ellie's socks...

like the rehearsal elimination speech the elimination challenge still happen but no one gets canned

>>211725033
people who are still partying at 36 are based. enjoy watching white lotus with your fat wife loser

Pottery

>>211725051
no one else on earth would have done that therefore she is the worst person on earth. it's simple logic

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE TTS PAYPIGS NOT GASSING UP FREDDY AND THE OTHER TWO!?!?!
EVERY TTS SENT IS MAKING IT LESS LIKELY THEY TRY TO STEAL HIS CANDY.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON KEKING CONTENT??
WHY?????????

Samuel is a virgin?

>>211725038
Jet bring him back PLEASE
he was literally kicked for no fucking reason
or bring some horny freeloader pervert that's even more perverted than jin that the girls can abuse and i can self insert as

>if anything happens to arya...we will rebelliate
freddy lol

>>211725075
>watched fishtank since season 1

>>211725033
Was Teddy worth putting up with for nearly two weeks for this one scene?
yeah lol

>>211725075
He's a furry and there's probably no single wolves in his area that wants humans

>>211724874
Dude has a semi truck and they had a Von Dutch hat sponsorship dude hell yeah

>>211725038
I was defending Jin opportunistically when he claimed him paying for pussy counts; the truth is that prostitutes really don't count. Like they did back in the day fucking 70 years ago when a dad would literally get his late bloomer 18 year old son a prostitute to get it done and over with. They don't now and haven't for ages because it's all about the matriarchal bullshit that dominates societal standards.

>>211725063
Quapla

>>211725075
gen z don't socialize

How the FUCK is Steph a virgin?

>Seth is a virgin
Bro how?>>211725071
He looks and acts like a normal guy.

>>211725005
everything online, unc
welcome to zoom zoom era

>>211725075
hahaha, just imagine
really impossible, heh
WOW I'm glad I'm not such a loser

>>211725047
Yea this show is a red pill
We are seing random peoples lewdness
Me and my gf are giggling in bed

Kek this is becoming boys vs girls

>>211725075
He’s a skinny twink and has anxiety

>>211725075
How do you know his height?

>>211724938
Also puerto rican

>>211725075
it's a lie. this nigger is a wigger plant

>>211725063
He’s an actual lone wolf with fickle alliances. True wandering jew. Rogue Golem

>>211725120
as it should be

The wiggers got Angelina.

>>211725120
Every time

sungwoo never had pussy wow!

freddy trying to convince three virgins to go up against three girls
this is impossible level difficulty

>>211725120
has been since the college wars thing lol

Daniel screaming at the top of his lungs with everything he says is hilarious. How is his voice not failing

>shoutout left 4 dead

>>211725119
him just going
>fuck dude
as he crashes back into the wall when steph said hes a virgin too

>>211725075
It’s 2025

>pills here
based sean

>>211725075
extreme porn addiction and hatred of people
>t.virgin_at_28

>PILLS HERE, GRABBIN PILLS

thats why hes a virgin

>>211725115
Apparently a lot of zoomer young men barely have sex even if they’re not ugly like seth. Actually sad.

>>211725075
Honestly, I think he’s lying to gain favour with the audience. He said he had 2 relationships before.

>>211725075
Hypergamy has never been more insane and strictly enforcing 20/80 shit than it is now in generation z and a who grew up with dating apps and social media.

t. Freddy aged individual

>>211725070
His desperation is off-putting. He's going to fill Rachel's lolcow power vacuum.

did Direnc really just bitch about spilled beer, fuck I hate this dumb cunt

>>211725123
he looks like a string bean

>>211725075
overthinking and blowing every chance hes had, even if they are throwing themselves at him.

>>211724938
It's not a cleft lip, he has a smooth philtrum

Virgin boys + Freddy vs girls + arye

>>211725138
holy shit didn't even think of that

>>211725091
You’ve probably done worse.
Forgive her

>>211725128
Final 3 material

>>211725050
hasn't been a quantity of oc since s1. s2 at least got the summer raped memes with crying Vance transcending it to wojack status, probably the most iconic thing to come out of this

I just depressed myself imagining what daniel's birthday would be like

>>211725075
>all those replies
lel

>>211725138
>>211725147
>>211725119

the funniest epiphany the whole night ahahahahahaha im fuckin dying

>>211725033
I love Ted

>>211725120
It always will be. Women have a built in need to longhouse and will forgive women for the worst things to fault and get rid of men.

The fishtoys suck, get the cuff two fish together fishtoy out.

Freddy is a scumbag and I hope he overdoses in at least 6 months

tfw im not being treated by a dog by qt asian girl

>The only non-virgin besides Freddy was the hapa incel

that's insane

>>211725157
Seth is just boring and would slay if he got some muscle on him. hes already lean its fuckin easy

shane being a virgin makes him a lot more relatable ngl

>>211725147
I don't like Freddy but I'm more alike him than all of the contestants

>>211725048
Where'd you get this
Also I like it
It makes her paleness more natural compared to the jet black she had before
It's a more mature look

>>211725106
Was Ted really in the house for two weeks? Wtf?

>>211725120
boyz rewl gurlz drewl

>>211725155
It's true. Feminism has been a disaster for the human race. Young men see all this anti-rape you must ask for consent every step of the way shit and see men get falsely accused of rape or shit on in the courts they appropriately decide it's to risky

>>211725033
genuinely one of the funniest contestants the very concept of ted is so fucking funny

>>211725147
he keeps getting demoralized. he won’t hit Daniel levels but his allies are dragging him down.

FREDDY IS WINN ING THE FUCKING ENTIRE TANK RIGHT NOW

I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO BE CHAINED AND YANKED BY ELLIE

god i wish i was freddy right now

>>211725075
I'm also 6'0 and a white guy

I only lost my virginity at 27 when I went to go live in Vietnam for a year.
And even then it was from a bar girl that I stayed around with for 6 months.

Being in the west fucking sucks dude

GIWTWM

>>211725138
Well hes technically telling them to go against Arye, not the women.

based disobedient dog

is Steve really a virgin

>>211725190
*jincel

>>211725075
literally me in 3 months

smegma

I have no idea if its my internet, but I have to constantly shift from PPV to the informed Videos playlist

> seth defending freddy
not looking good for the fredster

>>211725138
>>211725147
>>211725119
>>211725176
holy shit man poor fredster

>>211725195
he's gonna regret splurging it out tomorrow

>>211725185
this has been the biggest problem since season 2, fishtoys were the concept of the show and punishing ones don't even exist anymore because jet thinks the sharks are "corny"

whoever recommended fernet as a faggy and inexpensive spirit, thanks
i dont have any coke so im having it with ginger beer
bretty gud
cheers ftl

>>211725207

The wiggers got Angie.

>>211725075
Hes either lying or its his fault. If he asked out 10 asian girls at least three would say yes but he wouldn’t do that because hes a pussy. Also I thought he was like 20 years old tops.

>freddy has to go through this because he couldn't convince the others to go against the girls
poor fredster dude

Imagine lovingly stretching out angie's butthole until its a nice big swollen brown ring that she can dilate with ease

>angie going to sleep
Show's over for the night

>>211725229
JESUS CHRIST I WISH THAT WAS ME

Can't we give ourselves one more chance?
Why can't we give love that one more chance?
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love
Give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?

>>211725195
>shane being a virgin makes him a lot more relatable ngl

why is self inserting suddenly not bad now when you fags say this shit

>>211725205
freddie will be a changed man after the tank

>>211725238
He's had two relationships, he just doesn't fuck

please tell me somebody clipped freddy getting dragged around lol

dude okay I sexted Ellie for a couple months last year after we found each-other on a /soc/ lewd discord thread where she listed her age as 20. Her post mentioned a bunch of fucked up fetishes that I also share because I'm a freak mainly guro/snuff. She is extremely charismatic and not shy at all like she appears on the show, I'm used to weird like bpd Summer girls from ERP but she is not that. I remember our first conversation pretty well because after talking about some anime and music we like she bluntly told me her biggest turn on is being "basically a sadist" and told me a story about how she tortured a hamster when she was a kid and it was one of her first times feeling arousal. I'm usually not submissive at all but she has psychopath charm or something and was being so friendly & nice that after an hour of talking she had me begging her to choke me then slide a knife through my intestines all while doing JOI calling me a loser. it was so humiliating but I was diamonds and couldn't stop because she was so coercive.

Her whole deal following that was torturing me in a playful way like saying "i'm gonna blackmail u lol" stuff like that and I was so depressed at that point in my life I couldn't cut it off. While I would be at work she would message me about how she's craving murder or wanted to slit my throat etc, spam messaging me in all caps with degrading stuff until I went to the bathroom to cut myself on call so she could giggle at how much of a loser I was. one day she just ghosted me

>>211725198
Wasn't it day 11 or 12 that he got the axe? He and Smaack narrowly dodged the tank

Looking back, did Rachel deserve to be eliminated?

>>211725235
What happened?

>>211725211
Your problem is that you're like 30+ and posting "sad pepe.jpg" which is telling not "being in the west" lmao

>>211725120
>becoming
Has been for a while
Also why is Freddy bound?

>>211725238
Why should he have to stoop to trash Asians, fucking nigger

>>211725238
Is this true if I'm 5'10 and I look less like a normie.

>>211725222
i've just switched to informed videos, ppv keeps having me refresh it if i have it open on my second monitor

>>211725196
how can you not like freddie
monster

>>211725229
loool

>>211725240
He was telling drunk daniel to who had no chance even if he wanted to. Then he changed it to attacking Arye for some reason which makes him just as guilty in the not going against the girls as them.

>>211725005
saving it until marriage, he's Christian

>>211725229
fredsisters…

>>211725238
He'd be accused of rape if he tired to approach girls.

>>211725075
I'm the same at 32
it's easy to find women to have sex with but casual shit never interested me
it's much harder to find a woman you actually want to spend your time with

he's coming soon

Yo this dude Dan is doing the family guy death pose

>>211725159
>supports brother who committed terrorist act and killed woman
>gets mad about most inconsequential shit ever
why are women like this?

Another day with an un-golfball'd asshole. What are we doing here, Jet.

>>211725256
Yeah she was funny but the bit was getting stale. She basically didn't do anything the whole day or most of yesterday, not even any particularly funny crashouts.

>>211725259
I'm not 30+
I'm 28

>>211725112
>has dated 2 women
>denied sex from both
Why? Kek

if i was on this season i would go all out trying to sleep with ellie and if it wasnt looking good by day 5 i would flip to a kind of burt / fatty "walk around naked singing" strategy to (and) win

lmao fredster is based, I hope he makes it awhile

>>211725268
No, but I'd fuck you, bro

>>211725229
love this nigga

Ok we have 4 contestants who have no killer instinct and a 0% chance of winning like wtf is the next 4 weeks gonna look like.

>>211725238
hes from OHIO
MORMON CENTRAL
probably soaked or something

>>211725258
nvm she's in b3 but the only place she could've been was b4 bathroom or the basement

love this nigga like you wouldn’t believe

>>211725075
Sean has no aura

>>211725229
>ACK

Kill yourselves, you idiots, this is a worthless show.

I want to be an Asian girl's white dog

someone please tell me they got a picture of freddy laying on the ground dead after he pissed lmao

>Freddy going limp so Ellie has to pull him by the throat again
>pretends to try and bite her going full puppy play
Freddy is going to be beefing and intentionally losing to Ellie the rest of the stream.

>9k in chat
>stox are as unmoving as stone

>>211725255
That's fucking crazy. He left literally zero impact on me.

>>211725290
autism

>>211725274
he wanted to protect aryeh's candy from the girls he's just too retarded and also that's a retarded idea lol

>>211725281
No he wouldn’t, you can do almost anything as an incel, you’re invisible

>>211725307
ok killing myself now

>>211725283
sick i love nickelback

>>211725255
Day 9, felt much longer

>>211725302
that's dangerous.

>>211725309
>I want to be small, crusty, and live forever

>>211725302
>manages to make Ellie content
how does he do it bros?

>>211725302
alright that's giving me a boner

>>211725291
He’s probably an annoying pussy begging fag

>>211725307
Not wrong

>>211725319
ABUSE

>>211725302
Free chiropractic adjustment

>>211725264
I just said asians because often simp for clean cut skinny white guys.

Daniel is going to be hurting tomorrow
he definitely never drinks

>>211725075
>still believing in le height meme
I'm a manlet and lost my virginity at 16 to a 19yo hot emo chick and always was in relationships, never been single for long. getting engaged this year though and settling down.

>>211725283
look at those skin tags dude those nasty skin tags all over you fat redneck fuck

>Making love

>>211725202
Yeah Zoomers don't drink and then they're not aggressive bc of this shit. Spencer said he has no friends at all and live middle of nowhere. So he has no girls to talk to and he's refused to take action to move to a bigger city

i think Seamus might be a closeted homosexual

>>211725197
the world will never know!

>>211725299
How is Ohio Mormon central lmao

>>211725309
me too anon, me too

>YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX
>YOU WOULD BE A GREAT LOVER
lmao

SETH, YOU'D BE A GREAT LOVER!
-Freddy

you’d be a great lover seth

>>211725351
The hangover + shame will kill him

>Sex is everything
>NO IT'S NWOT

>imagine being 25 and a virgin
>YOU SHOUWDN'T CAWE ABOU DAT
>yes you should sex it everything
>NO YOU SHOUWDNT
holy fuck man hahahaha

>you'd be a great lover
LMAO

>>211725299
Are you retarded? Mormon hq is Utah. Ohio is evangelical territory

>It's not sex it's making love
>You have to be with someone you care about
Seth's fucked

Freddy is quite gay

>>211725299
>ohio
>mormon central
Do you mean Utah? Ohio is nigger central

>>211725365
Why is freddy hitting on stephen

If Fred goes tomorrow... shows fucked. No way they lose Fred and Rachel back to back, right?

> you'd be a great lover
freddy, you're not going to glaze them into stealing the candy

Who are the oldest virgins in this thread? 27 here.

making love
and having sex

IM INTO HAVIN SEX IM NOT INTO MAKIN LOVE SO COME GIMME A HUG IF YOU INTO GETTIN RUBBED

>>211725360
post rare kaleis claire

>I'm a virgin too

>>211725375
Based Daniel

>>211725361
wait thats utah. fuck

hes still in the middle of nowhere

>>211725395
>>211725282

How much have you given sam today?

>>211725373
>just get thwew tha day

>>211725075
I'm a 22 y/o virgin and I'm way better looking than Seth. Zoomers are so fucked it's unreal.

I tire of Daniel's antics.

>>211725382
he's literally me fr fr
and he will die a vrigin just like me too

is Sean still himothy?

>>211725396
Wtf I missed this? Horrors upon horrors

lmao I'm trying to go to bed but can't stop laughing at this shit.
>i didn't want to say that by I am a virgin
Lmao no fucking shit lol

>>211725395

Not a virgin but I'm 22 and haven't had sex for 3 months, sure feels like it

>>211725287
It makes no sense, women are fucked

>I’m a virgin too
He’s right. Whenever (you) are not actively having sex, you are a virgin at that moment

freddy now pretending to be a virgin
this is desperate

>>211725302
fixed red streak

>I want to have sex with someone i actually care about it
crazy incel cope kek

>you guys are virgins? get the fuck outta here!
kek

Dan is a Christian saving himself for marriage, and Aryeh is too much of a gentleman and autistic to talk to women. Seth has no excuse for not getting laid that guy's a straight up faggot.

mfw virgins talk

when a hunchbacked retard says you're on the right path and claps for you is when you know you're fucked

>>211725407
Y u no get da puss?

>>211725229
giwtwm

>>211725395
47

peel back just a few layers and seth is absolute jimmycore

A Fishtank record.
3 fucking virgins in the same room.

>>211725408
filename made me kek

>>211725413
he is him

Sethster is saving himself for marriage

>>211725438
liar

>when your whole fraternity is all virgins

BAD DOG!

>The best contestant is the one who didn't know what fishtank was
So can we all agree, no fans ever again?

>>211725425
Shit is actively opting in to being a perma virgin

>>211725430
>The face of 100 cocks

>>211725059
look how stressed and uptight these virgins are compared to jin get yourself an escort, they absolutely count

>>211725397
You aite, why boy

>>211725445
Seth and ellie are gonna get married in the tank

19 and nonvirgin

>>211725450
Bonfire of the vanities

>>211725271
The new york tangent
I can't with east coast bums
I work in the city and all the hobos I deal with are from the east coast (and white)

>>211725424
ok idk why the fuck it does that cause it’s not there until I upload it

>>211725395
25 and rly appreciating our representation this season

Why don't white men have sex anymore?

>>211725430
she takes virginities for a living

>>211725430
God she's so hideous.

>>211725447
Nope

>>211725425
this lol what a fag

>>211725440
season 2 had few for sure

Has Trish every genuinely made love to another?

>>211725299
- guy who has never been to Ohio

>>211725407
I'm 26 and was scouted for modeling, always get complimented on my looks. The one girl who I was in a relationship with for a few months was floored that I'd never had sex. Yeah I don't know what the issue is either.

>>211725473
our women are all unredeemable zogbots

>season 2 was full of sex having mde fans
>season 4 is full of virgin blackpilled mde fans

>>211725422
nah that means you're celibate

Does anybody here believe in that feng shui shit? What’s your take on the house

Whats he thinkin?

>>211725452
Jin was the best contestant and he's an ultra fan

>>211725450
Freddy is a main character in an 80s tittycomedy

>>211725395
33, official wizard.

>>211725413
without a doubt

>>211725451
it should have been me

>>211725429

>>211725395
when i was 19 i went to a prostitute and got it out of the way
no regrets

>>211725048
Kato unironically one of the hottest girls to appear on the show
Shame about the tattoos

>>211725450
Fredster needs a real brotha. Send Burt in

>>211725299
Keep my state out your fuckin' mouth

>>211725482
She only makes love to Arby's

For those that dont know:
Seth is actually Ellie's online boyfriend
They are both pretending they dont know eachother

>>211725430

>>211725482
she made love to me when we met on the astral plane

>>211725482
Trish only makes love to a beef n' chedder from Arby's every Friday.

>>211725450
>when you realize just how over it actually is and has been
give me something for the pain and let me die

>why wait for someone you love when you can just wape a bitch like freddy?
>DAS STOOPID AS FUCK
daniel is such a fag hahaha

>>211725473
Even I have had sex a few girls. These people must be the absolute bottom of the barrel

i like how virgins think that once youve had sex once you can just get pussy whenever like you. i lost my virginity at 14 and now over 15 years later i have no clue how id ever meet a woman

>fleshlight gift
gigabased

>>211725473
Yeah, what the absolute fuck?

>>211725473
Modern women aren't worth fucking

>>211725457
I thought about that too but I think it’s more about autism vs no autism. Because Sean hasn’t really come off as desperate at all.

>>211725457
Ive fucked more women than Jin and never paid for it. Jin is really confident, charismatic and loose somehow. Moreso than I am.

>>211725493
House has rape and alcoholism sheng fui

Its kind of hot how there's always a girl compulsively cleaning around the house. Gets annoying when you live with them though

>>211725495
Being a fan + being based is too dangerous of a combo to the producers unfortunately. They won't allow it.

>>211725427
>Dan is a Christian saving himself for marriage
Yeah man I don't think that's the problem here

>>211725503
Weird freak

wash doggo

Genz wanting to wait until they "find someone they love" is so gay. No wonder these fags aren't having sex

>>211725490
yeah man it's their fault for sure

>>211725465
insane

>>211725519
literally a skill issue buddy

>>>/trash/

Ellie is discovering she's a dom tonight.

Jet is NOT having his ass licked.

I havent had sex in 3 years, becoming more of a gooner each passing day

>>211725503
based

>>211725509
I wish they'd do something like this honestly

>>211725450
kek. this is beautiful. he looks so defeated

>>211725473
I would be having crazy amounts of sex if
(1) there were places to meet women and
(2) 70% of women weren't obese

i watch fishtank and jerk off to webms instead of having sex

>>211725473
well apparently fucking any women under 30 makes you a pedophile so I can see why people are avoiding the situation

did you just fawt

>>211725519
it's a good way to get rid of hoverhand syndrome

>>211725519
i do ponder. i had my fun in my early 20s but after i mvoed at 23 i haven't met a single person or fucked since in 13 years

i might as well be a virgin again

>>211725430
>le england face

XDDD BEAVER STREET XDDD I GET THAT REFERENCE :D111

Pussy is a myth

>>211725536
Maybe that’s true for seth but for most of us thats not true. We just don’t really go outside.

>>211725252
wish i could believe you

>>211725482
yeah 7 in one night. She was full of love

>>211725413
Who is Sean?

HE JUST KEEPS FUCKING WINNING

>>211725519
you're right, they think it's some floodgate they just open and then they can have it whenever, which is kinda sad honestly.
but also you're a fag too

>>211725519
Same. Its almost no different to being a virgin.

>>211725531
He still has his religion as an excuse even though he's a hunchback retard. Seth is a decent looking guy but he's a total faglord who can only cope with being a virgin

>>211725543
Hope you like getting pegged Jet

>>211725577
Himothy

>>211725465
jej

>>211725252
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750403211191908.webm

>it's 3am
>I have to wake up at 9
Meh, I'm still good, I'll make myself another drink

>>211725577
He got his name wrong. It's Spencer.

nobody should be eliminated tomorrow

>>211725473
i would love to have sex with an 18 year old but this show and anyone watching it are being fuckin brainwashed into thinkin thats a bad thing

freddy should have just teamed up with the girls against the zoomer retards
it would have been so easy

>>211725510
ooga booga woulda shooga

>>211725532
weirder than you think, i vowed to do it when i was a child
something like "if i'm still a virgin when i graduate, i'll go to a prostitute"

>>211725569
well it is pretty hard to meet people now, apps are so flooded with guys trying to find fast pussy so it's pretty rough out there

>>211725030
Season 4> season 3> season 1> bloodgames> bitchtank> season 2
Only people that like season 2 are discord groomer Incels and parasocial losers
>>211725075
Proof height doesn’t matter, personality does chud

Goddamnit.

if they throw freddy out it's fucking over

>uhhh ellie ima need you to stop washing Freddy

>>211725596
Stop disrespecting sphincter like that

>>211725561
same, i havent fucked in over a decade either. i'm a born again virgin basically

>>211725604
this. the dynamics just start to form and they start kicking people

>>211725473
We aren’t attractive to women

>>211725606
He cant leave these sensitive young men to be devoured

Ellie made content today

>>211725404
>man living in New England has an expensive winter jacket
awww hell nah!

>>211725604
They should eliminate everyone tomorrow so I can watch bloodgames already

>>211725617
go back

>>211725473
everyone is a virgin men and women nowadays look up the stats its social media and general faggotry

>>211725617
Great cast + back in S1 house

>>211725556
Facts
Amen brother

>>211725536
The Genz that are actually dating are doing the most sociopathic shit to each other and justifying it by calling it a "situationship." If you meet someone that acknowledged and uses the word "situationship," stay far away from them.

>>211725503
lmao that doesnt count

>>211725617
If you want affirmations go ask chatGPT Jet you fat fuck

>>211725519
They didn't tell you? You can call a hotline and they'll send someone to have sex with you for free after you've lost your virginity

>>211725594
this is a weird reaction

>>211725606
he felt the need to take these little fags under his wing, I understand it honestly they're so pathetic

>>211725075
>all these yous
BWC posters in FUCKING shambles

>>211725519
You've had sex loser. You gave up your wizard powers and gained nothing from it. You are not welcome in our club and you will be lesser than both us pure virgins and the chads. I hope you're proud of youself.

>>211725268
Probably yeah

HE IS FREE

so now what? freddy is off the plantation

Oh shit stray dog

>>211725595
My favorite part of /ftl/ is late night posting about prior seasons

LMAOOOOO

>I'M FREE BITCH

>>211725652
seamus has skinny penius pheno thoubeit

Who let the dogs out lol

>>211725489
The problem is like 21 at the oldest is the last socially acceptable age to be a virgin. Once you are past college age you're probably fucked. After that your only options are fat sluts and/or single moms.

I'm so tired of Freddy

gonna get back on tinder and specify im only interested in 18 year old hapa internet addicts (female)

>>211725554(me)
Also filter for white women only. Too many fucking minorities around me. They outnumber whites. I'm not interested.

>>211725450
>The only other guy who's had sex in that house was this guy
Beyond grim for zoomers everywhere

kek this fucking retard

I'm a dog. This is what dogs do.

freddy rocks

>>211725661
>>211725661
JuneTEENTH

>>211725594
She did that shit dude oh my gosh

>>211725676
Holy shit what mode is this???

>>211725584
>>211725561
glad im not alone atleast lol
>>211725560
tf is hoverhand syndrome?
>>211725580
well put. yeah i guess so

Goddamn this Ellie dog roleplay is making me learn things about myself

daniel freaks out from being touched at all lol

>>211725652
bro
anyone of these yous would smash it out of the park in places like the philippines or east africa
they are gagging for it

>>211725671
>The problem is like 21 at the oldest is the last socially acceptable age to be a virgin
Nah this is retarded. If you're hot girls just think it's cute. If you're ugly it's a problem.

god seth fucking SUCKS
it's like a faggot from the threads is on the show

>>211725676
White zoomers are fucked, it's over

>>211725673
she's not hapa she's half korean half viet

Did she tie the chain around his neck? lmao

>>211725075
he lives on the internet and never met his e-girlfriends

>>211725699
What if I'm mid?

>ellie suggests putting freddie down
hamsterbros...

>>211725704
koreans are white

>>211725496
kek

Freddy giving Ellie a hard time as a dog is the first time ever Ellie has been part of any content

>>211725691
Advanced lounging

ARTILLERY FREDDY

It should have been me.

mom and dad are fighting again

what happened to the hog?

>Direnc spergs out
>"FUCK. AROUND."

>>211725690
she has no idea what it meant

>>211725692
you feel a lot more comfortable making physical contact with women after having inserted your penis into one

drench and freddy gonna have a great on again off again relationship after the show

Drench is so fucking annoying dude holy shit

God I fucking hate drench, she has william's syndrome, doesn't she?

>>211725711
how

>>211725715
It's also so fuckin hot

Did freddy just throw a beer can at Durenc's head lmao

>>211725088
chad take

>>211725704
and full babe

Direnc getting pissy again about people making the house messy, what an annoying bitch

dog activated.

The fuck happened with freddy?

>>211725672
I’m with ya

>>211725700
Nah these threads shit on his daddy figures too much for him to stomach it

Ellie sucks but at least she's doing something now.

>drench wants to get wild and fucked up
>>NOOOOOOO DONT THROW A BEER AT MEEEEEE
drench fatigue is real

>>211725729
Eliminated

>>211725749
she has ocd

>>211725707
Then you just keep shooting your shot until you make it. Don't beat yourself up about not getting laid. It doesn't help and it just makes you looks pathetic. Everyone likes confidence.

>>211725753
he had to get it on

Shane could easily get laid if he lived in a real city instead of in bumfuck nowhere

>>211725671
21 isn't too late, just ignore the pressure.
Never let a girl you press you on being a virgin. Just stare her down and tell her if she thinks it's so bad she should do something about it.
They'll laugh at you or something but whatever, ignore the bitchy responses and one day you won't be a virgin.

>>211725742
i cant be wrong

>>211725749
she's just pissy in general for two or three days now

>>211725749
Gotta keep the house clean to get mid pasta and a boomer magician

The reddit and twitter users are painting themselves if they're coming to a revelation that there's this many adult virgins

>>211725745
he just slung it across the room idk if it hit her or not

>>211725556
BASED

>Asians eat dog

>>211725733
What's wrong with doing the hover hand?

>>211725763
can't believe that they let freddy off with a warning for this

Who the fuck watches Cold Ones

Just want to say I never liked Direnc

>>211725760
Needed Freddy to fall on the sword for it too.

>>211725729
They kicked her out because the broken CPAP machine was a liability and ben proposed to her on the way out

if freddy goes its over lmao this retard is funny

>>211725747
truuuu

>>211725767
besides bars, what sort of place can someone go in the city to meet women anon?

>>211725742
well japs and koreans can literally have white skin, but they're not from steppe

help me i dont know what im doing
help me before i fall to ruin

>>211725787
coddled

>>211725560
or just start squatting and hitting pb's to gain confidence and not be a massive FAGGOT

>>211725760
I like her more than direnc now, starting to think she should go instead

>>211725792
I did at the start, I’m fully fatigued

damn it

who is this person that just walked into the kitchen

Is /ftl/ DRNC or FRDY?

elli does the bare minimum you niggers can't shut the fuck up about it

They should bring in some freeloaders to replace the fish. The house is gonna get quiet pretty fast.

>>211725770
This. It also helps if you're not talking to girls with the express purpose of getting laid. Just focus on having a fun conversation and it'll happen naturally.

>>211725765
>Then you just keep shooting your shot
But I wanna shoot ropes in my room instead

>>211725749
>>211725776
she's on her period

Is Shane retarded?

all women are nontent

>half korean
>half vietnamese

>>211725794
thats hilarious

Based Seth's complete lack of knowledge about any asian people

do koreans have samurai

>>211725796
>Korean and Vietnamese
Gross, fucking dropped

>>211725792
I thought she had potential and a decent personality but she fucking blows now man

Seth give me non-combatant Vietnam vet vibes

Ellie sucks, but half of that is because she's just too young. 18 year olds shouldn't be cast for this show. She is more content than Payton, though. I missed the first few weeks of S2, was JC nontent too?

>>211725828

>Vietnamese
Dropped.

IMAGINE the smell

>Ellie said she has pink nipples
YO CHAT IS THAT TRUE?!?!?!

>>211725799
Is this true? do koreans and japanese have lighter skin genetically than like a chinese or vietnamese person?

>>211725785
to kiss a girl you need to be comfortable being close to her (and she needs to be comfortable being close to you) so this hoverhand shit is ruinous

>>211725749
you guys are slobs holy shit getting annoyed at someone for cleaning

>>211725829
You can websling in private but it won't get you anywhere.

>>211725846
free pedicure & love u rong time

fwind owt

THE RULES
THE RULEEEEEES

>>211725838
HIMOTHY

>>211725778
Two of the guys are severe autists and the third virgin watches gore and furry porn. These guys are not representative of males as a whole.

>>211725852
JC had way more personality than Ellie

>>211725821
freddy by far, direnc has sucked lately and freddy is endless content

drench is just on her period

>>211725763
The final solution

>>211725852
JC strung along Cole and humiliated him

>>211725860
she's a chink so no

>>211725812
Perfection

>>211725753
he has cool star tattoos on his face that will be super punk rock when he’s 40

>>211725822

>>211725825
Yeah because I wanna fuck her tight puss, dumbass

direnc hate is very retarded imo

did you just heckin confuse the Japanese and Korean?

>>211725609
what did they throw on him?

>>211725821
I'll warm back up on Direnc once she's wearing sweatpants again

yeah like just fucking clean again you fucking troon cunt bitch

you had a gurlfwend?

>>211725879
bad timing, she sucks now

>>211725676
He paid for it every time

>>211725879
her pussy is drenched in blood

>>211725889
is the womanly leg crossing an autism thing?

>>211725852
JC was boring until she caused a bunch of drama

Rachel was just live on Instagram. She said production tried feeding her drugs and was trying to force her into sexual acts in the basement.. wtf

>>211725844
Shawn is fucking retarded

/bant/ hours kys

my crack princess needs cheering up

>Ellie has to listen to these guys talking about fucking

>I'm not gonna fuck a slut
What the fuck do you think they're for, Seth?

>>211725891
nooooooooooooo she was supposed to let Freddy throw beer at her head

Men just want kiss and cuddles they are so kawai

>>211725881
Based based

>>211725889
swagless.
fetal.
deformed.

>>211725860
she's full asian so no

It must be surreal for seth to be in the S1 fishtank house as a contestant. So much history took place there.

shoutout walmart, shoutout circle K, shoutout toilet paper

Why do virgins always cope by saying "it has to be someone special"?

>you never put a DICK in a SLUT?
is that what freddy just said lol

>>211725908
Fuuck. I hope someone recorded it.

>>211725852
JC was probably ugly growing up so she developed a personality
Ellie would be interesting if she was college age but shes incredibly vapid and dull

>NOOOOOOOO DONT THROW BEER AT MEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT TO GET FUCKING NASTY IN HERE BUT A BEER CAN?? FOR NO REASON? THAT'S TOO MUCH! HE'S FUCKING MEAN!

pussy licked by npcs

daniel make me laugh so hard going "YESS" when samuel says he doesn't want a slut

wrench has an alcoholic father, guaranteed

>>211725852
she did less that ellie but she was more animated

>it's like Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde
Uhhhh, no he isn't? She's just mad that she got dunked on.

>Freddy being fun and playful
>He's a mean drunk!
C'mon babe

>>211725927
Media Pushed that for a while

claire cole podcast

>>211725909
thats shepard

based Freddy tried to can Drench’s head now she’s cwying

>>211725797
I'd usually say local card/game shops are best for meeting people, but for women you'd probably do best at a coffee joint or public space like a park, beach, or church depending on your location
If you're exclusively trying to hook up you're also probably better off with an app lmao

Hearing Ellie talk kinda makes me sick.

>>211725908
Somewhere Vance is crying...

>>211725861

>>211725939
Nigga acting like he’s the one turning the girls down lmao

>>211725937
*blep blep blep blep blep*

>>211725925
He is a Jimmyfag he doesn't care

>>211725939
Virgin pals

>>211725927
yeah especially zoomers

>>211725941
JC accomplished more in one night than Ellie has in a week

>>211725941
it could've been her and cole against the world

>im seething

>>211725891
It's all the same moralist bullshit people used to scream about Payton. Pathetic betas in here.

>>211725902
He's still a virgin but he's at least had sex

?

>>211725935
you simply make no sense nigga

>>211725865
bro it's fish tank look at the past seasons, the house is not supposed to be this neat and clean, we need chaos

>>211725951
Clip?

ellie and jin were destined to be final 2
since jet's spergout, it's been ellie and direnc
investing any care or thought into any other fish is a complete waste of time

>>211725881
Asian women are evil

>>211725919
thats all i want t.t

i eat pussy all the time now

> i didn't come, i arrived
poetry

>>211725944
this lol

>>211725908
Summer 2.0
Oopsies

How did he know it was Ben?

>>211725980
>Ellie and Jin
worst final two ever

ben cracking lmao

>The men are virgins
>The women are whores

We definitely pitched this in a previous seasons threads. It has been a failure

>>211725927
for some it's true, but they just mean their oneitis that actually is no different to any other girl

>I didn't cum. I arrived.
Blows Freddy's mind kek

I've seen enough

Send Jimmy in

what is it BEN?!

>>211725925
I'd walk around basedfacing
>GUYS I'M GONNA GO ORB-WATCHING IN THE GARAGE! HOPE I DON'T GO SCHIZO LIKE VANCE HAHAHAHA

>>211725987
I ate pussy last month

>>211725927
they watched too many disney movies growing up

>>211725976
>bro
>we need chaos
>it's fishtank!
wigger orbiter

Do you think Jet going to help these sad retarded white boys get laid at some point during this shitshow?

>>211725891
drench hate is discord simps feeling threatened she's a strong contender against their preferred girl

>>211725852
wrong, Payton didnt care about any silly rules

>>211726006
Shut up Jimmy

>>211725981
including Trish?
the composition of this photo is a heart shape.

>>211725860
No only white people have pink nipples unless you bleach them o algo

>>211726004
lmao

>>211725838
he should be in an alley flipping a nickel

jc is a normie (albeit suicidal) dancer and ellie is a cwc obsessed discord kitten. dont compare them just because theyre qt azns

>what are they talking about??
>I like licking pussy!

>>211725953
Ellie opening her mouth is a more grim indictment on the future than any cyberpunk fiction in existence

>>211725995
women are whores, except ellie
men are virgins, except freddy

>>211725966
such as?

Ellie is fantasizing about BWC

>>211726016
no

>>211725980
>ellie and direnc final 2
why would the final 2 be people who are friends with each other lol

>ellie talking about sex

MY DICK

>>211726033
BFC*

>>211725941
She had actual personality, Ellie is just too young

>The hardest i've laughed at S4 is Ben tickling Arye
This season is a struggle

>>211725980
Putting Ellie against anyone is an instant win for the opposite party. She doesn’t have the mettle.

>And so would you Dan
>...maybe
I'm dead

>>211725927
too scared of strangers so they're imagining someone who has already skipped past all their anxiety and won't judge their first time

>>211725908
lool if that's true, she's a bigger dumbass than expected
the hog could have gotten a sweet sweeet freeloader deal in the future. shame

>>211726036
to force conflict you dumb fucking cunt why even bother replying if youre going to be such a proud public retard

>>211726032
Watch S2 and lurk more newfaggot

>>211726005
that shit cracked me up man freddy is so funny

Ellie has a great career in grifting holy moly

high school

>>211725852
i agree with you 100%

Freddy is funny mogging these zoom zoom virgin fags

This dude calls his dick the monster lmao

If she denies the monster she created

ellie so cringe

Jet needs to get Ellie out of here

Im gonna be honest I hate ellie so much because she has the exact same personality as me but she gets to be on the show cause shes 10% more attractive than me
Its not fair i should have been casted

>>211725952
nah i want a gf/wife. dont think i could ever stoop to the apps. i think just leaving the house is prob 90% of it

>>211725995
i mean that's just the general makeup of the people who would apply. Men who want an escape from being a loser, and women who want attention.

>THE MONSTER

>>211725953
She's lame. I hate when people talk about internet shit in real life.

>AND SHE DENIES THE MONSTER THAT SHE CREATED
rapin freddy

For the ending they should gaslight Aryeh into believing a pistol is loaded and put him in a situation where he would feel the need to use it

freddy is way too powerful compared to the rest of this cast

can RETARD mints move the ptz off of freddy

>>211726074
Bubby monsters, our response???

>i could give you guys my exes instagram
>my ex
>we went on one movie date

>"my ex"
>"one movie date"
can you even call that an ex

Jon getting laid more than Seth is pretty funny

>THE MONSTER

mints please just go topless

>>211726091
LMAO

>>211726004
whats the context here?

>>211726077
jet is trying to groom her into tonguing his asshole

she's literally safer with these three

Freddy should beat the shit out of Jet for planning to groom and fuck Ellie, he's like 28 years old, he could be her dad.

Listening to the zoomers pretend to know anything about sex or relationships is kind of pathetic

>>211726094
ben is the only one up doing... something

>>211725927
i'm the guy who went to a whore at 19
i hated doing it because it bruised my ego, my vanity really, but i knew it was the right decision and that i'd just end up feeling less and less confident as i got older if i didn't lose my virginity early

>>211726107
jc as a rapist is an incredible pitch

>>211726044

>>211726102
>>211726103
fucking kek this guy would be the most pathetic guy in any other season but daniel exists

Ellie can hang better than angie or direnc, brutal

>>211726102
>>211726103
give the zoomies a break

>Day 8
In other seasons:
>S1
We were one day away from Simmons being kicked and Mauro leaving
>S2
Meg left, JC and Summer already had
>S3
Luke and Ian had gone

>>211726104
jon is kinda chad even with the retard genes

>>211726103
my ex is a girl i stalked on instagram

>>211726033
lol no.

I want to see spencer get cracked by instigators

@ me when direnc gets out of the shower

>>211726103
no

>>211726091
Fulfil the Prophecy Aryeh

>>211726082
You're right. The only reasons to come on fishtank is a potentially 6 week escape or to grow your brand on social media.

>>211726139
same that goes for all my exes

Freddy was raped.

>>211726142
she just got out of the shower

the raped

>>211726103
Seth's whole understanding of this shit is fucked. His gf told him she was on birth control after a week and he thought she was a slut.

>>211726058
you are the one making the claims. i stand by my original post. she didnt really do anything other than get accused of being a chinese spy by a fucking retard

What's going on with Dan?

>>211726091
he would feel too guilty and let himself die

>if she says no, dont worry, because she'll still get the monster

freddy too drunk to articulate that women like the chase and being pressed but cant explain it without comin off rapey to a bunch of virgins

Is dan okay

>>211726139
fakecel

There was a fruit fly in my drink and I just drank it

Is daniel alive

Freddy was raped every single day of his life

>>211726103
angie is my ex that I’ve only known for a week

>>211726163
Still ugly. Still retarded. Passed out.

>>211726178
who gives a fuck

freddy makes sense if you think for a second but he really is making it sound rapey lol

These zoomers don't even know what STDs are good lord

what does it mean when someone constantly mentions their recent std test?

>>211726191
me

Freddy is trying to go out like Al Capone from syphilis (he might not know it's curable in 2025).

>>211726082
I'm Freddy's age, a musician, former addict and alcoholic. If I get fired at my lucrative job I will seriously consider applying for S6 as I will have no motivation to do anything anymore.

>>211726104
TardJay having multiple GFs before Taylor still surprises me. Seth doesn't have a excuse.

>>211724967
https://discord.gg/wsuCzBus

>>211726167
nah they know what he means, they are just fucking with him. they have a sense of humor that allows rape jokes but freddy isnt really keyed into that + hes really drunk

>>211726199
They probably have STD's

how you'd like to be the lucky girl?
the lucky one to meet the monster tonight?

>what causes syphilis? SEX

oo massa you gon make me squirt

>>211726104
brown hair, brown eyes, slightly tanned skin, european features = get laid

Sean really does sound like Sam sometimes

>you've got me bro
>yeah but I want a nice lady
LMAO

This is straight up difficult to watch. God I'm glad I'm not this bad when I drink

>>211726107
ugly chinese whore
>>211726126
beautiful vietgook princess

>>211726203
>S6
S5* I am also a retard

>>211726081
Prob, but in the big 2025 you're passing on a lot of opportunities by skipping apps. It isn't righteous to use them but neither is trolling your local scenes hoping miss perfect pink nipples is going to fall into your lap. If you missed out on friendships that would make connections for you or outright relationships in teenage years you should really take all the help you can get. Best of luck, negger.

Freddy be fartin

>>211726203
You'll always just be the "freddy wannabe" or "freddy 2.0" or "freddy 0.5" , he already took the niche

new >>211726233

>>211726123
This, I did the same. You gotta keep fucking to get really confident though imo.

>>211725927
some ppl aren't interested in getting std from a whore

>>211726205
TJ had some rizz. Spencer has none

>>211725874
Read the whole thread, it's not about the contestants

>>211726242
Well, my thing is that I'm a pretentious literature and philosophy buff, so I won't be exactly like him, but I will drink a lot and take any and all drugs.

>>211725820
A whore.

>>211726238
have been in multiple long term relationships, but yeah at some point i just checked out and no longer have IRL friends and havent dated in a long time. I dont like apps because I cant stand the idea of social media / having my dox just posted willingly to a profile like that. having spent my life on sites like this i really dislike non anonymous areas of the internet

>>211726126
she looks like my animes uwu

>>211726175
fruits are good for you

>>211726104
Jon probably has 20x Seth's confidence and that's what matters

>>211726107
>>211725941
This is cool why was she doing these things

>>211726175
it's extra protein

>dude, fuckin... ai just admitted, fuckin, we're all, immortal now.... man....