Thread 211728063

Post comfy B-movies from the 2000's ITT.

>comfy
FAGGOT

>>211730060
>Ford, heard you wuz up in Indochina eatin' sushi and sheeit?

>teenagers
>female lead spends most of the time being hot
>college
>old Internet as a prominent part of the story
>plot that starts with a prank
>obligatory cool teacher
>that one scene where the lights turn on only in the main character's vicinity
>twist at the end intercut with frames that explain what actually happened
Probably the most 2000's movie I know

>>211728063 (OP)
I enjoyed how the main character for half the movie were her thighs.

>>211728063 (OP)
This is probably my favourite genre. I'd add Cabin Fever, anything from masters of horror anthology

A Perfect Getaway
The Hole
The Collector
Severance

I have no idea how accurately these match what a b-movie is, just seems like the vibe is on point.

>>211728901
Coherence is a B movie? I thought it was fantastic, tight, superbly written, and inventive
I'd hardly lump it with B movie shit like sharknado

Joy Ride

>>211732878
I remember seeing Right To Die back in the day, some really unsettling stuff, probably the creepiest depiction of a still-living burn victim.

>>211730060
>a challenger appears...

anyone know one where a lady loses her son? I think he gets kidnapped by weird alien guys. I remember seeing it as a kid, would love to rewatch it

>>211733493
Was it called "I Had Life Inside Me" ?

>>211733515
Sorry I meant The Forgotten (2004)

>>211732950
it's absolutely a B movie but it uses what it has so fucking well it's crazy.
not-joey behaving like an asshole was very realistic feeling

>>211733555
yes! thats it I think, rewatching it now

>>211728063 (OP)
this shit made no sense. style over subtance (figuratively speaking, it has no style)

>>211733604
That "I had life inside me" line is so memorable to me because it made me notice that "parent loses child" is one of the most common tropes in film

The butterfly effect

Pack it up boys, we have a winner

>>211732833
Lindy Booth is really fucking hot in this.

never seen this movie discussed anywhere, definitely applicable to this thread

>>211733643
i know these kinds of movies are objectively 'bad' but i find them very cozy and entertaining. I thinks its the pacing or something, idk

>>211728063 (OP)
Didn't realise how good we had it.

>>211734359
what's the different between "SOVL" and "slop?"

>>211728063 (OP)
The I Inside

>>211734381
Yesterday it was slop but now it's soulful because the talent of film makers good and bad has degraded significantly since.

>>211728334
What a poster. Good movie, too.

>>211733815
i like deep rising but
>1998

>>211734529
I love how Verbinski has worked in all kinds of genres and you can still tell it's him every time, too bad they never let him make the Bioshock movie.

>>211734529
Mousehunt was always kino.

>>211734749
1998, 2000, what’s the difference? Deep Rising still mogs everything listed so far

>>211732950
>B movie shit like sharknado
>3.3 on imdb. 35% rt users recommend.
In what universe is sharknado a B movie?

>>211734724
Is this the shitty rear window knock off?

>>211735371
no. it's better than rear window

>>211728063 (OP)
"tits come in pairs" would have been a better tagline.

>>211728063 (OP)
Melissa george is underrated tbqh

>>211734359
>Superbad
>Shaun of the Dead
>Signs
>Freddy vs Jason
>Van Helsing
>Walk Hard
All good movies I've watched many times.
Seen half the chart.

Movies that were considered forgettable, bad even, from the 90s and 00s look like masterpieces compared to the lazy work we get today.

>>211728063 (OP)
These legs sold that movie to countless people just scrolling away.

>>211730060
I wasn't racist back in the day and I still remember I thought dre>>211730060
was out of place like "a black riding bikes lol what?"

>>211732886
>Nic Ker

U-Turn though it's early and B+ or A-

>>211737123
>"a black riding bikes lol what?"
How does it feel to be so racist that you actually end up retarded?

>>211728063 (OP)
when I was in high school it was the final peak of b-movies being advertised as having tons of sex and gratuitous nudity only to bait & switch you with barely any
this movie was the only time I could remember when a movie was advertised that way and actually fully delivered

Modesty Blaise 2004 aka My Name Is Modesty

>>211728063 (OP)
>>211728901
These 2 are complete and utter dogshit

>>211738604
shit taste u got

You need to see this, best B-movie ever, only 3 or 4 actors play in it yet its great

dont watch any trailers

just watch it if you like sci-fi genre

>>211738765
I tried to watch this a few days ago and its just shit, I turned it off.
I liked the vast of night though, which is similar, few cast, mainly dialogue.

>>211738743
people sitting around a dinner table talking abit and looking out the window is not a good movie. might as well just listen to a fucking audiobook.
Triangle is just dogshit anyway. Its mediocre as fuck and you can see the plot less than half way through.

>>211738888
No one thinks you're a genius for being able to "see the plot," they think you're annoying.

>>211740169
When a movie is catered around a "tweeeest" when you see the twist a mile away, it means its a shit movie.
Se7en twist is great. Sixth sense twist is done well. Triangle twist is shit and the movie is trash.
Even B movies can have good twists that you dont see coming. That flick does not have a good twist.

>>211728890
comfy is not the word I would use to describe this movie

>>211728063 (OP)
>>211728901
These 2 were some of my favorites and I still remember them years later. I think it's funny how these 2 were specifically called out for being dogshit. I think it's a sign of people being filtered, which is a good sign.

It pains me to watch 2000s movies. We had it good

>>211741239
Fuck, the 00s are becoming the new 80s aren't they?

>>211734529
Gore Verbinski always had an eye for the visuals.

>>211741470
00s were 25 years ago, so yeah.

>>211733148
My favorite is the one where the woman has sex with zombies. That scarred me for life. Now I'm 37 yrs old and have never had sex.

>>211728063 (OP)
I've been looking for this Jap love triangle film of the same name and release year for years and every time I look it up on torrent sites this makes up almost of all the search results

>>211744630
the korean 트라이앵글 or the jap トライアングル?

>>211745280
三角
Though I haven't looked for it again in a while

>>211738394
>mfw Gianna Michaels out of nowhere

>>211740403
it has the other one at the end too

Lake Placid

The South will rise again!

>>211738604
Embarrassing

i dont care i love this movie

>>211728063 (OP)
>triangle
>cover is two quadrilaterals

>>211734754
>they never let him make the Bioshock movie
To be fair they would have let him if he didn't refuse to make it unless they built an actual underwater city.