>>211731564 (OP)You are an ill-made, devious, disobedient, spiteful little creature full of envy, lust, and retardation. Menโs laws give you the right to bear my name since I cannot prove that you are actually Tedโs. To teach me humility, God has condemned me to watch you waddle with those crutches. But neither God nor men shall ever compel me to let you turn my home into your International House of Pancakes