Thread 211731751

>>211731751 (OP)
I gotta watch the director's cut...

Only mentally ill autists like the prequels.

>>211731979
>starring autists
>enjoyed by autists
>hated by chuds
Thank you based George for making the prequels for trve 4channarians

>>211732063
>>211731751 (OP)
I love Herschlag

>>211732063
She exudes mommy energy. Would.

>>211732149
>She exudes mommy energy.
Can't say the same about Padme

>>211732190
>in her 40s
>does fetish shoots
What's her problem?

>>211732213
She's Juden

>>211732229
>opposite of sand
glass?

>omg anakin i'm a senator you have to resist the urge to pounce on my tight fuckable little body all bare and ripe for the taking
>remember ur vows
Fucking cocktease.

>>211731751 (OP)
>loved and believed in Anakin, while literally dying cause of him

Anakin had the perfect game. What a hotshot.

>ANAKIN! To become a jedi, you are not allowed to be with women.
>Your first objective is to go to this extremely romantic planet and be alone 24/7 for months with a Hershlag while she wears domfu outfits
>ANAKIN! No girls.

What the fuck was wrong with the Jedi. I'd murder kids too

>>211732421
It was the ultimate test.
He failed.

>>211731979
>OMGOMGOMG MY FAVORITE ECELEB SAID-
think for yourself cunt

>>211731979
lmao

>>211731751 (OP)
"and beautiful breasts"

>>211732297
Smooth, soft, and intoxicating, as per Anakin's description of sand.

>>211732421
>with a Hershlag
There are more?

>>211732430
He fell for a real woman and married her. He followed the will of Christ, don't equate Anakin to a gooner you son of a bitch. Fuck the Jedi.
>bro emotions are bad don't feel love that will lead to the dark side
Call me a sith bitch. Seriously, the Jedi are unironically evil

>>211732267
gooden Juden

>>211732464
According to Anakin the Jedi's primary goal is to love. Just not physically.

>>211732446
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

>>211732542
Isn't there a Jedi master in the council who gets to have his own harem because his species is about to die out?
Come to think of it, couldn't they just clone more of his species anyway?

>>211732591
>Jedi is just a council of people trying to control pussy
Something about this feels so true and real. Like the Jedi are just a bunch of Harvey Weinsteins controlling the galaxies flow of pussy.

>>211732610
Idk y, but lmao

>>211732591
>is about to die out

He followed that with, "trust me, just don't go to my planet."

>>211732610
It really makes one think why they are taking away children from their parents, too.

>>211732658
So wait, the Jedi council doesn't even know if it's true?
They basically allow one of their highest space monks to fuck anyone because of a "trust me bro" promise?

>>211732421
How could hot bitches like Shaaak To and Ahsoka even cope with no sex?

i argue Star Wars is more dehumanising to humans than the Imperium in 40k.
Since the Jedi and the galactic council or whatever the fuck its called approves turning human beings into a commodity with clone soldiers.

>>211732731
Jedi can have sex. Attachments and family making are forbidden.
So yeah, in Lucas Saga, the only canon, people like Obi-Wan visited night clubs and fucked bad bitches.
Remember AotC night club sequence. Kenobi felt himself right at home there. He partied hard.

>>211732748
Yeah but it's endearing because it's just because George Lucas is an autist and not because of any actual anti-human sentiment
At least that's my opinion, I can see how others would see it otherwise

>>211731979
sam hyde is a faggot

>>211732671
>door closes
>Anakin pulls out his lightsaber
>the kids:
>Anakin.. please.. put us out of our misery.. end our suffering.. the things we've seen.. been forced to do.. we can never have a normal life...
>A tear falls down Anakins eye as he knows he is ending the cycle of pain

>>211732748
To be fair, it's not like the Imperium cares about any of its soldiers. They are just means to an end.
HOWEVER, noone in the upper echelon of the Imperium harbors any delusion about what they are doing and why they are doing it. They know what they do is for the survival of mankind.

>>211731979
People who say there are no facial expressions to read are unable to read them.
Sam Hyde is an autist.

>>211732837
anon it's a joke, you literally have a
nevermind.

>>211731979
The same could be said for anime.

>>211731979
that's backwards, autists want extremely exaggerated facial expressions with no ambiguity, hence their love of anime etc

>>211732464
The Jedi were mistaken on their approach. The Sith are still retarded faggots regardless.

>>211733047
>t. Kreia

>>211733047
The Sith just need the right leader (me)
I'll fix things.

>>211731979
errmagerd, my e-dad said something...i have to pay him money...

>>211732728
In my fabricated and facetious joke, yes.

>>211732731
They're allowed sex but since they're all virgins they'll get emotionally attached so it's best they stay virgins

>no sex
who needs sex when you have actual power

>>211733122
Good luck dealing with those backstabbing meth addicts.

>>211733077
I'm not anti-Jedi, just think they should reevaluate their codes. Another missed oportunity of NuWars was not having Luke construct his order while evaluating the failures of Jedi past.

>>211733280
The sequels were trash. After the TFW awakens,, they didn't think about the OT, they didn't like the OT, and they didn't watch the PT. Abrams wanted to make a Star Wars film without any substance, just cool shit, and he thought he could walk and and other people would write the actual story. He was wrong, had no fucking ideas, and just stole from Goonies and ROJ. It was a waste of fucking time and effort or lack thereof.

Ambassador Cocoroach: "My dearest Liege I think we can discuss the problems between our two peoples in more intimate detail in your breeding ER I mean, your sleeping chamber."

>>211732063
What about autistic chuds? Asking for a friend.

>>211734257
but why

>>211734134
If anything, I thank TLJ and TRoS for making people look back at TFA and see it for just how shallow it is as a film and how it condemned the trilogy from the get go-

Bros
I want de-aged Hershlag back in Star Wars

Jewish women aren't tight... They always say they are, but they got diddled by their dad's before they got out of diapers. Forever ruined hotdog down a hallway nasty bitches

>>211731751 (OP)
lol

>>211731751 (OP)
>tight
Everyone knows naboobians are born whores

>>211732213
Times a' running out pal. Herschlag needs to make the most.

>>211735743
Wasn't Keira Knightley's cleavage painted on in the first PotC?

>Are you a refrigerator?
>What?
>A refrigerator. I've heard the deep space valets talk about them.

>>211735923
Sure pick on the petite woman after she's had kids.

>>211732432
Sam is a fag, but I can’t dispute the truth in his quote. I think by your reaction, you know it to be true as well.

>>211731979
so they like the prequels because there are no facial expressions, but also like anime because it has over-the-top facial expressions?

Anakin PLEASE KILL MORE SAND PEOPLE !

>>211732748
The 40k Imperium was much more chill before the heresy, chaos takeover constantly around the corner, and meeting a dozen alien species in perpetual war with humans. (Almost) all of the oppression is justified.
Star Wars power brokers are just yids. Even the Sith hostile takeover ends up being little more than a change in the galactic constitution.

>>211736353
Notice how you didn't even imply a middle ground where ambiguity would be an issue?

>>211736615
Don't forget the AI apocalypse war.

They're adorable when they're being dumb (which is usually).

>>211736870
Her entire program is to be the attractive Jewess in the movie. She's not a real actor, but she has a part to play.

>>211735923
>still has the tight tummy from 20 years ago
Based Nat

>>211731751 (OP)
You can try to inspect their pussy in a non sexual way, but they literally won't let you

>>211731751 (OP)
>two young peak at their peak fitness, health, fertility
>ugh no why do guys want to like have sex and date and stuff
>8/10 girl turning down 10/10 guy
And people said Lucas didn't understand women or romance. He made a 100% accurate depiction of women.

natalie portmans crotch makes me feral

>>211739598
>no anakin you have to control yourself!

>>211731979
only people that were 6 at the time liked the prequels

why didn't anakin just use force-sex on her?

>>211732851
>>211732918
The duality of man

>>211739921
he did. the sand line was a force mind trick. obi-wan taught him well

>>211731979
SAY IT! SAAAAAAY IT!

>>211739598
I wonder what her pussy looks like.

>>211732213
>Midlife crisis.

>>211731751 (OP)
What proof is there that it is tight and wet!?

>>211732213
The problem is she isn't fully nude

>>211732063
>does a pointless blacked scene for no reason
Ick

>>211741783
Cold dose of reality there. These bots won't stop with this one. They don't have a replacement Jewess yet?

>>211735882
Yes and Scodelario's tits were digitally enhanced

>>211731751 (OP)
Peak human.

>>211735923
she looks demonic
i am sorry for having doubted /pol/
i now pledge my allegiance to adolf hitler

>>211741131
It would be completely bare as she gets waxes regularly every week. Minimilastic labia, not quite an innie but close.

>>211742653
>It would be completely bare as she gets waxes regularly every week.
gross
she should be a hairy jewess

>>211742800
I was never into buttholes until I saw hers

>>211731751 (OP)
bitch is like those teasing gym whores, basically twerking in front of your face while you work out, but it's your fault....

>>211742800
Errm actually I was looking at your labia majora

>>211742653
Sounds nice

>tfw Israel is going to be nuked soon
>tfw we will never get another Hershlag

>>211743911
Half of the jews on earth live in New York, so I don't think it's the end just yet

>>211744269
Hershlag was manufactured in the biotech labs of Tel Aviv thoughbeit

SEX with Hershlag PITS

>>211742653
>she gets waxes regularly every week.
Lies
Her bikini pics had some visible razor bumps
She's too Jewish to pay money for a wax when she can shave her pussy herself

>>211735923
cute bum

>>211738717
So hypocritical

>>211736615
>40k Imperium was much more chill before the heresy
It literally began with a giant unification war and the destruction of all religions along with a genocide of the Thunder Warriors before it launched into a war of galactic conquest. Big E was always a dick

>>211744527
interesting

>>211743911
>Israel is going to be nuked soon
By whom?

>>211742705
>she should be a hairy jewess
based

>>211745345
by israel

>>211731751 (OP)
how old is padme supposed to be if she's like an adult in episode 1? that shit didnt make sense to me

>>211744326
Well they better make another for us soon, or let one of the 100s of clones out of their sex tunnels so we can make her a movie star.

>>211731979
Nobody likes the prequels. Mentally ill autists pretend like they do.

>>211744527
this but also with her feet

>>211741959
What is this? I have a bigger ass as a man.

>>211736353
>what? people who hate to work like either easy assignments or no work at all?

>>211745413
>if she's like an adult in episode 1?
She's like 15 years old in episode 1

>>211745413
In episode 1, she's probably 13 or 14. The Queen's on Naboo are ridiculously young.

>>211745413
old enough

>>211732063
bogged

>>211731979
>Only mentally ill autists like Star Wars.

>>211746835
Genuinely a jumpscare

>>211746835
that HAS to be ai

>>211731751 (OP)
>Annie you thirsty desert boy please don't lap every single drop of moisture out of my wet naboonian pussy. Poor boy I must be like an oasis in the desert to you, if not a mirage.

>>211748757
>But you CAN'T ENJOY IT, Anakin, we mustn't be together

>>211746431
natalie's eyes are so beautiful

>>211749215
Anakin please don't get your tattooine sand in my wet pussy

>>211732063
>>211732063
>>211732213
>>211746431
>>211745413
> Random faggot on /b/
She is a 40 year old woman. Pedo!! You sick Fuck!!

>>211732464
Love isn’t forbidden, attachment is

>>211732464
The true will of the force is to meet in the middle

Natty: "Come zu Herrin Anon!" "Time for your derriere treatment."

>>211750354
me in her belly

>>211732063
Is staring like that an autistic trait?

>>211751147
Yes
So is breathing quietly

>>211751251
Uh oh... Maybe I should go take a test..

>>211745413
Milfs crave the underage cock, Anon.

>>211751625
She's literally me

>>211751625
>tfw too old to get groomed by a perverted milf

>>211752546
I had my virginity taken by a 25-year-old Hooters waitress when I was 17.

>>211753281
Normie

>>211753281
you're lucky that AIDS isnt a death sentence anymore

>>211734257
in the video Ambassador cockroach seems to be too shy for this to be his dialogue. that kind of detail is why AI will never replace humans.

>>211753281
Ehh. was thinking more of a woman in her 30s.

This Portman thread is still up. Does she have that kind of staying power to keep it up?

>>211731751 (OP)
If he really wanted to show Anakin's turn to the dark side, this would the place to do it.

>>211731751 (OP)
show feet, then

Padme is NOT unattractive

But she is aggressively mid

>>211759238
Not when she's slobbin on yer knob, kiddo.