Thread 211732170

It's real

>>211732170 (OP)
>>211732179
I hate current media.

>>211732170 (OP)
Need Laotian gf now. I was looking forward to seeing a hot adult Connie

>>211732295
Same here man

Same here

>>211732322
Even better, now you can get hotwifed by her

it's connor now, you chuds

>>211732179
>ENM refers to relationships where all parties agree to engage with multiple partners. This agreement is built on communication, consent, and honesty, ensuring everyone involved is fully aware and supportive of the arrangement.
ohhhh nononono

>>211732439
This can only work as an all-or-nothing deal, where the partner can not decide if you can fuck specific people or not.

Also you have to be a degenerate.

>>211732439
>>211732503
Watch that Louis Theroux documentary from a few years ago on polyamorous people.

It's about as good as you'd think

>>211732439
>You're so cheap and loose

Based Bobby knew all along

she's going to cuck bobby isn't she

>>211732179
They got my letters!

>>211732578
Lol

>>211732572
Calling it now, it's going to be an episode about how she cucks Bobby, and Hank finds out and is appalled. And it's going to be framed in such a way that Hank is the bad guy who hasn't progressed with the times enough. "It's totally normal these days, daAaaaAaaaaaad". There may be a few "based" digs at it, but ultimately the episode WILL end with Hank being okay with it.

I have known many people who try polywhatever, any of them. They all fail and usually pretty soon, the novelty wears off, you're even more boring as a group than as a couple, diffusion of responsibility makes no one do their share, gender norms and balance kicks in, etc.

>>211732179
>ethical non-monogamy
>ethical
>non monogamy
Wat

>>211732179
They can't just say non-monogony because your first thought will be disgust so they add in the 'ethical' to tell you how they think and how you should think. Disgusting rag.

>>211732179
>King of the Hill gets a sequel season featuring a grown-up Bobby
>Bobby is a cuck
The boy well and truly ain't right.

Hank was right all along. He should probably have been less tolerant of Bobby's antics.

dubs and she's fucking Joseph

>>211732179
>all the chuds mad about this
>they don't want Hank to learn about this and freak out

>>211732760
Im hoping the way Connie is presented as regarsa this is not in a positive light and is a result of her parents divorce. Ultimately she will realize her lifestyle isn't the way after being reminded of what a stable marriage (hank and Peggy) looks like.

However in reality I'm sure that won't happen

>>211732170 (OP)
Connies a transman

>>211732439
I'll never believe this is a real thing. It's just cucking but even more humiliating because the partner with more social capital and power in the relationship demands that you validate and endorse their betrayal and publicly state you support them.

You can't have meaningful relationships with a harem of fuckbuddies, and you can't expect anyone to genuinely commit to you while you're shagging other people, end of.

>>211732179
>ethical non-monogamy
Why do Americans think that if you don't use the word "cuck" it means they're not a cuck?

>>211732179
>ethical non-monogamy
What an Oxymoron

>>211732541
This, it’s the antithesis of love

>>211732806
yeah he'll freak out and then slowly become accepting of leftist insanity because I dunno they use propane or tools or something

>>211732821
Pretty sure it was leaked and confirmed that Peggy cheated on Hank while they were overseas, so I'd doubt it

>>211732179
>Connie gets blacked

>>211732179
>ethical non-monogamy
What the fuck is this faggoty gobbledygook supposed to mean?

>>211733354
>Pretty sure it was leaked and confirmed that Peggy cheated on Hank while they were overseas, so I'd doubt it
I dont believe you

>>211732572
Nah, Bobby is the Bull and Joseph is the cuck (just like daddy)

>>211732179
who is the fucking Jew on the writing staff that did this?

Translation: Shes no longer american shes now a professional victim.

Ban all american media its subversive poison for the soul and mind

Ah yes conny white privilege... yes remember when your cousin tried to tricked bobby into making meth with her?

>>211732572
umm its called ethical cucking chud

>>211732170 (OP)
satan is winning

>>211732295
Wait until you meet Peggy’s new bull >>211733354
>>211733539
Chuds are going to hate the revival
>Hank and Peggy’s bull bond over hanks tools making Peggy the jealous one ironically
There’s your spoiler

>>211734323
I still dont believe you

>>211733383
It means cuck

>>211732709
3 people in a steady relationship works. I've seen it more than once. Having sex with multiple partners while in a 'monogamous' relationship never works. Technically, it should, but it never does.

>>211734411
we're not really talking about MMM relationships

>>211734343
It’s not 2002 anymore gramps

>>211733383
she sleeps with several men

Bobby cheated on Connie plenty you hypocrites

>>211732356
Qrd

>>211734411
>3 people in a steady relationship works. I've seen it more than once.
oh, okay then

>>211732179
>non-monogamy
so... polygamy?

there's simply no other way to put it

>>211734613
Movie name?

john redcorn rapes bobby and then hank shoots him

>>211732821
>and is a result of her parents divorce.
it's a result of her going to an ivy league school

>>211734641
Fallen Member: Holding the Torch

>>211732179

All of knew this was coming.

>>211734613
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>211734641
A Fistfull of Cuckolds

>Connie
Isn't it Kahnie?

It's not a good thing. Connie is all into 'I won't end up like my parents' mode.
Bobby is lying about sleeping with other people. He even turns into a crazy guy fucking a home made live doll. That boy still isn't right.
In the end Connie goes back to monogamy. Bobby finds his inner strength and doesn't take her back, but stays friend with her. The last episode he finally meet Miss Right. Texan. White. Likes propane. Then in the last second of the episode Hank finds out she was born in California and raised in New York GASP!

>>211733383
further proof that, just as the reigns of power were once transfered from the wasps to the jews, we are entering the age of white anglo saxon mormonism

>>211734901
technically its Kahn Jr

>>211732170 (OP)
why is the reboot so obsessed with degenerate sex? isnt this a conservative show?

>>211732669
Worse the B plot is about Peggy wanting to open the marriage after Hanks initial reaction and as Hank bonds with the new Bull “I guess it really ain’t that bad I tell you hwhat” but Peggy gets jealous that Hank and bull are friends

>>211732179
>>211732760
Joseph won

>>211732179
>honk get ipad
>bobby be cuck

>>211734948
its 2025, the conservative writers all got ousted for being 'icky'

>>211734465
Whole point of them putting hank and Peggy in Saudi Arabia was to put them in a freezer culture wise

So I doubt hank is suddenly gonna be cool with Peggy cheating.

>>211734948
media illiterate award

>>211734948
>isnt this a conservative show?
Are you actually retarded?

>I'm not an ethical non-monogamy but-
>Shut up Billie! I'm gonna fuck your Connie!

>>211735082
It's a gag. Peggy cheated by using charcoal one time instead of propane. They milk it for a few episodes letting you think Peggy had an affair with a black guy, then you learn the truth.

>>211735176
Cope

>>211732572
Didn't they make him gay? Or was that just a meme. I'm not sure which is worse desu

>>211732179
Well at least she didn't troon out

>>211735087
>>211735088
mike judge used to go on infowars lol

jewish american media will make asian characters as degenerate as possible to racially attack asians as usual

>>211735333
Yeah, but KOTH is not a conservative show by any means even if the protangonist is a conservative white man. If anything it is neutral and has always shat on both sides.

>>211735176
>entire season arc about Peggy cucking hank for a coal burning joke

>koth revival
>adult bobby
>hey maybe they'll make him realistic and show how he's a man and Mike judge will voice him and tie it all together and
>Pam Adlon, a 70 year old woman, is returning as the voice of Bobby
>Hulu Father's Day special Koth post
>There's not a single joke and the entire revival is framed around the people who liked the hugbox parts instead of the funny parts
It is so over

>they made Bobby a cuck
Lol

>>211735394
Jews hate Asians for the same reason they hate Whites. They see them as a threat. Any group with a high IQ and pattern seeking potential is a threat to their hegemony.

>homely Asian-American girl being an obnoxiously leftist
Wow so unrealistic, I really need to get angry at that cartoon now

>>211735487
>all the fetish copypastas from 2007 /b/ are about to be canon
HUWAAHHH!

>>211735541
>cuck
>leftist
Hmm how did you make this connection?

>>211735571
More conflict potential with Hank I guessplus you'd be an idiot not to think Kahnie went to college and picked that idea up there

>>211735585
Cruel and unusual

>>211735425
for sure, it only gets brought up probably because it's one of the few shows that even tried to portray conservatives nicely since the 90s began

>>211735548
Post some examples

>>211734737
The new Renner flick?

>>211735327
Yet

>>211734948
Confirmed for never watching the show.

>>211735789
Can’t find any, guess you had to be there
>You know what’s *Kawai* Bobby? Hard work. Maybe she could be your *waifu*

>>211735928
holy kek

I'm betting Connie is married to Chane out of convenience; Meets Bobby again after years apart, and the episode is about Bobby trying to be okay with banging a married broad. Ethical non-monogamy only applies in fiction when the audience hates one of the spouses, or the marriage is a sham because one of them is gay.

John Deadcorn

>>211736383
Chane is Bobby's boss

>>211736590
I'll bet he's a mean boss too, so the audience will root for Bobby to fuck his wife.

>>211732179
the girls that are into that are huge whores their entire lives. it makes zero sense for connie's character

>>211736915
yup. theyre usually damaged in some way.

>no trooning out
huh? is this even an american show?

>>211732179
It's crazy that they killed two cast members to make this guaranteed flop

>>211732179
>fat dorky white kid grows up and gets with his childhood sweetheart
Wow they gave Bobby the good ending
>she's engaging in "ethical non-monogamy"
Haha can't let the white boy win, can they? Jesus.

>>211737093
Why assume she's married to Bobby? He's been out of Arlen for years, right? In the new opening, we see him go away for College and then Connie and Joseph just part ways. In one of the trailers, he says "Connie Souphanousinphone..." in that lingering way you say the name of someone you haven't seen in a long time.

>>211732179
>ethical non-monogamy
captcha:GVGAY

>there were people who were legitimately excited for this
>there are people now who are legitimately excited for this

So in which episode are we going to get Bobby sitting in the cuckchair as he watches Connie get railed?

>>211737245
As he watches Connie get *grilled*

She should be married to Bobby by now instead of being a polygamist or whatever

>>211736989
>he doesn’t know about Daisy Deautrive

I bet a crisp (you) that Bobby is the bull in the scenario; and you all just assume he's the cuck because you want something to lose your shit over. Fuckin' sewing circle, this goddamn board.

>>211737160
Link?

>Whenever an actor does a role they always drawn upon themselves, and go ‘Well, how am I like that?’ Let me try and bring more of myself into that so it seems more authentic.’ But Connie’s a little more open minded than me.
>That was kind of nice to see in that Gen Z way,” Tom elaborated before revealing the biggest tease about Connie’s shift in personality, “That whole thing I had to learn about…an acronym, ENM. I had to look it up. I had to ask my kids. Ethical non-monogamy. Racier than I thought Connie would be.
Even the voice actress is like what the fuck are they doing

>>211737245
>hank gets really into Peggy’s fucking him
>takes pride in building the new cuck chair
>bull appreciates the craftsmanship
>hank and bull become friends
>peggy becomes the jealous one ironically
Just wait

>>211737438
A cuckold relationship of any kind, regardless of who the bull is, is deplorable and does not need to be shoehorned into a show because it's (((current year)))

>>211737462
https://youtu.be/OgoFWCpwMaE?si=e-0AGTN0xhQZpCyd&t=33

>>211737536
Even the animation feels soulless now, like one of those shitty pumped out Netflix cartoons

>Connie is engaged in "ENM"
>it's with some guy she met at college who treats her like shit and sleeps around on her while she has yet to sleep with anybody else
>"ENM" is basically a cope she uses to explain to Bobby why her supposed boyfriend is all over some Stacy
>she winds up getting with Bobby to finally exercise her "ENM" benefits
>leaves her boyfriend and gets with Bobby
This is the only way I could see this working without being total trash.

>>211737504
>hank and bull become friends
Yep.

>>211737662
Start doing this
>Boomehauer: dang’olmanwhateveryougottadokeepthespicemanIdontjudgedangolebeenalittlewildtoomyselfmantalkingboutearly90’smanwhooweewhipsandchainsdangman
>Dale: only one that’s judgmental and goes on rants about how he could never let another man touch his wife to the chagrin of the audience
>Bill: “ooh I don’t know guys. Peggy’s like a beautiful bird! If she wants to spread her wings I know-I know I wouldn’t mind if she flew over to me once or twice”
Hank: “It’s called an *Ethical Monogamous Relationship* and anyways the uh… *bull* is an honest hardworking guy. I know he’ll do the uh right thing and be a gentleman.

>>211732170 (OP)
>>211732179
>>211732439
>>211734539

Why do most ENM couples look like this?

>>211732179
She always was an unfaithful whore in the original series. Looks like she got even worse. Bobby deserves better than this cunt. Stupid bitch deserves death. TCD

>>211732915
its very real. they made an entire "dating" app for poly and cuck people

>>211737438
it's still stupid and gross, retard

>>211738216
Spoken like a no-pussy getting loser.

>>211736915
Connie's always been a faithless whore even in the original series. She deserves death. She cheated on him with Joseph and went on a date with Chane to make Bobby jealous because of a misunderstanding on her end. Fuck Connie, she's legitimately the worst character in the show and I'm glad my hatred for her is being vindicated. She's as insufferable as Lisa Simpson.

>>211737536
>Faggots actually cheering for Kahn Jr
Fucking subhumans. She's the worst character on the show

>>211734641
Anthony Burch: the larp years.

>>211732541
Is this the one where Louis is awkwardly standing observing an orgy with his shirt off and they try and coax him into joining?

>Bobby and Connie dated on and off during high school
>went their separate ways for college because she did much better academically
>Bobby dropped out and got into cooking, is now a successful chef
>Connie about to graduate and doesn't know what she wants to do, stuck in a relationship of convenience with Chane
>Bobby gets back into her life and eventually they rekindle their relationship
>by season's end they're engaged
there's your story that isn't crap

>>211738097
Because the plain, unattractive woman who missed out on slutting it up as a youth (and who secretly idolized and resented the more popular and attractive girls as they did their slutting) realizes that it's now or never for being a whore, and since she also has a stable provider at home, now is the perfect time to be a whore without consequence.
As for the man, he's a "nice guy" beta-type who probably struggled to find any woman at all, so he convinces himself that he's a progressive, open-minded guy who doesn't "own" his woman, perfectly happy with his ENM relationship, especially since, hey, HE can always sleep around with other women, just like his wife can sleep with other men. But of course the reality is that he winds up being monogamous to her due to lack of other interested women, and even though he won't admit it, he sticks with the woman, because he thinks the best he can do is a 4-5/10 domineering bitch who sleeps around with any 7+/10 guy who gives her the time of day (and given the current state of things, he's probably not wrong)

If Peggy actually cheated on Hank in Saudi Arabia, it would actually play like this
>"Well, Peggy, I'm deeply upset by what you're telling me. But this is a new life here, and just like the Saudis when they move to our United States, we have to live by the law of the land"
>starts stoning her to death
>"I'll let you know, Peggy, that I take no joy in this"

>>211738097
>we see other people
>we
She's probably the only woman he has ever seen naked irl

>>211737606
That is my only gripe with the reboot. It looks noticeably worse when it comes to animation. I don't think the writing will be worse, the Beavis & Butthead reboot was on par or sometimes even better than the original series

Shane Wasanasan and Boobie’s rivalry reaches its peak Bobbie has to prep the bull.

>>211738212
>>211738097
Hey /adv/! I’m going on my first date with an ENM couple, any advice on how to play it safe?

>animation is flat, floaty, asset-heavy, obvious puppet riggery
>going full The Simpsons floating timeline, despite the original series at least trying to have some semblance of continuity
>Bobby and the other kids went from being mid-millennial to full Gen Z with all the associated stereotypes
>so Hank is Gen X now but still acts like a babyboomer... for some reason
Based on the Bush museum clip, I can already predict that it will be less of the old series' method of showing Hank's ways and belief coming into conflict with younger people, more progressive people, less ethical people, etc and the push/pull, sometimes right, sometimes wrong nature of it all, and more "Hank is a backward old dumbass, he should just stop being a bigot and prep the bull with a smile."
God this is going to be awful.

>>211738395
>28
Oof

>>211739317
>that’s right BOOBIE, prep your bull heheh
I DONT KNOW YOU
>jacks him off
>

>>211732179
If you have to add the word "ethical" to something, it's probably not ethical.

>>211732179
If this is anything like the old show, this is going to get ridiculed. A staple of Mike Judge's shows is making fun of left-wing trends and perverse shit like this.

ipad

>>211732669
That would go against absolutely everything the old show stood for, given that Hank was almost always shown as being right when faced with some kind of liberal trend.

i still hope bobby will spouse her, but please don't turn into a cuck...


>>211732322
after having tried both
Laotian bf > Laotian gf
the latter wants CHILDREN(S), and you WILL be involved in their gigantic af family that spans several generations and different continents etc etc
the guys are more chill while still cute, cunty

both don't handle alcohol well fyi ;)

>>211732179
There's already a word for "non-monogamy" and it's called "promiscuity". Of course that's a word with negative connotations, almost as if practiced promiscuity actually isn't a great thing, neither for the individual nor society at large. So how come there are people who are trying to rebrand it? Most curious.

>>211739880
>fag doesn't want kids
I am SHOCKED

>>211732179
Ahahaha Bobby getting cucked! Don't let them hide it with flowery language, they paid Mike Judge to cuck Bobby and sell our to Fortnite! They can't help themselves, they had the chuds in their hands ready to pay money and they blew it!

>>211732760
Bobby is mud, you can't do anything with it. Just how it is

>>211738097
pursed lip smiles are a huge red flag, it's that "i'm up to no good" look.

>>211732322
Minh was always better

>it's a Connie is engaged in ENM episode
>it's a Connie get BLACKED episode
>it's a TikTok is good actually episode
>it's a Nancy was never in the wrong to cheat with John Redcorn, actually Dale is the one at fault in the relationship episode
>it's a liberal Californians flooding Texas is a good thing episode
>it's an illegal Mexican migrants are more Texan than Hank episode
>it's a Peggy herself wants to experiment with swinging episode
>it's a Bobby comes out as bisexual episode
>it's a Bill realizes that he's a deeply closeted homsexual and that is the root of all his problems, and his life immediately gets 100x better once he comes out episode
>it's a despite initial disgust, Hank embraces drag queen story hour st the local library
>it's a [bizarre alternative lifestyle, like furfags or something] person is actually heckin' wholesome and possibly a better person than Hank
What did I miss?

>>211739938
I just want brown tits and a nice plump ass & a soft pussay, I REFUSE to trade all that for children, this is absolutely ridiculous

>>211740319
i'd watch that

>>211738097
i hate that i am curious about her ass

>>211739622
get tested

>>211739758
>THATS MY JIZZ

>>211740319
>What did I miss?
A loving childhood and someone that loves you would be my guess

>>211732179
Connie and Bobby arent together in the new season

I'm calling it: Bobbie will not be dating Connie. In fact, I'll think he'll be too obsessed with career to worry about Women, and I think there will be an episode about it.

Also, I think Connie will be a lesbian.

>>211739880
>both don't handle alcohol well fyi
What's that supposed to mean

>>211740519
Every homo I know had an absolutely traumatized childhood so nice projection.

>>211740961
You must know a lot of homos, being one yourself

>>211740758
With everything that's posted in this thread this is the best case scenario.

>>211740993
Do you have any idea how many zoomers claim to be gay? just my liberal family alone there's about four or five. i'd wager every single one of them to abuse victim

>>211741200
I know plenty of them and it's only the girls claiming to be bi here

>>211739880
kill yourself
i take a huge diarrhea shit on the corpse of your grandparents loser

>>211740413
i hate that you are too shes vile my guy

>>211734948
>isnt this a conservative show?
No, it's one of a billion boomer shows that had conservative characters but helped shifting the overton window to the left.

>>211735534
duh

>>211740413
i saw it, it was grim

>>211741270
i like how you started off defending faggots and ended up admitting they are performative

>>211740819
>doesn't get the implications
ngmi

>>211742428
> how you started off defending faggots
Where did I do that? In your imagination? I made fun of your post that read like some 15 year old who has just discovered /pol/ last week wrote it.

>>211742636
ok then you're just a redditor exposing generic polarity without self awareness
thats so much better huh

>>211738212
>39 and 21
Shouldn't he be in prison?

>>211732179
I read this as ethnic non-monogamy and was very confused. I then read it correctly and was still very confused

>>211742754
theres a reason shes single now...

Mike Judge has a weird thing about cheating characters. It was a line I'm Office Space, a huge plot point in Extract, and a multi season narrative in the original King Of The Hill. At best he's realistic with a slug of cynicism. At worst... well.

>>211738097
Stephen King trooned out?

>>211737428
She should be a concert violonist and Bobby's stand up is her opening act.
But lets move them to saudi arabia and have bobby look and sound like a pooner and give up comedy

>>211735333
There are no "conservative" animated shows because the money men won't allow it. No, American Dad and South Park aren't conservative either. The "left wing" has just gone so batshit off the rails that anything to the right side of neutral is marked as "fascist". That is the shifting of the Overton window.

>>211732170 (OP)
KotH always sucked. You're getting what you bargained for if you ever liked this shit.

>>211738273
Who posts shit like this on an anonymous message board? You're a fucking loser bro. Nobody cares that you pretend to get laid.

>>211743043
duh, see >>211742349

>>211743169
he's ultimately defending the woke rape of legacy media bro

major "Damn it, Bobby" potential and in character imo

>>211732179
My girlfriend and I are ethically non-monoganous and the reaction y'all are having really makes me feel unwelcome. We're just like anyone else. We just get our freak on in different ways.

>>211740319
Pretty spot on, but they already did the gay Bill episode almost to a T, except he was fake gay

>>211740819
gay people are predatory by nature, since being preyed upon/molested at a young age made them gay in the first place. they love rape

>>211743447
>>211740319

guys like bill aren't gay, they're bi

>Kahn has a daughter named Kahnie
I'm retarded for taking this long to notice

>>211739880
>CHILDREN(S)

ENTER

>>211732179
Holy shit, it's canon now.

>>211732179
Bros what if Bobby ends up cucking some dude.

>>211744416
Man i'm all for some second hand embarrassment, but if they bring back CHANE WASSANONOSONNNNN just to make some antagonism i'm out.
That's a literal artist fetish scenario. Not playing those mind games.

>>211732179
I hate the modern world. Burn it all down.

>>211740819
fags covet straight men above all else (similar to why straight men like lesbians so much), so they will get them wasted and/or drug them then rape their ass

>>211738680
No that's the swinging one from the 90s back when he used to smile

>>211742308
>>211742364
thank you for your support bros

>>211732179
Mike Judge definitely saw that fan comic about Bobby, Joseph and Connie being a bisexual throuple.

>>211732179
The ethical gooner

Joseph likes to watch

there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a cuck

Honestly whats the point of being in an ENM when you can just be a slut who fucks around? There's no fucking way you can keep a real romantic connection if you are getting plowed by other people all the time.

>>211732179
Why are all American born SEA girls such whores?

>>211739880
asian men are usually just grateful since most gays don't go for asians, if you're a gay/bi man and into asians the dating world's your oyster.

>>211732179
YABBA DABBA DOO

>>211732439
If you had to pick ENM or staying a virgin forever, which do you choose, white man?

>>211746939
virgin

As soon as I saw connie in the new trailer I just fucking knew it was going to be cuckshit
My first immediate impression was
>oh they have drifted apart but seem to have a chance to rekindle that flame in school again
>wait who am I kidding it's going to be cuck shit isn't it. Wouldn't be the first time this LOOSE and CHEAP whore did bobby like that
This is what happens when you raise your kids around other races by the way

>>211732572
Episode will be called the cuckering

>>211732179
Cuck of the Hill

>>211732179

> Lauren Tom
> Age 63

More cartoon kids/young adults with that old person wheeze.

>>211739840
>That would go against absolutely everything the old show stood for
this anon has not paid attention to reboots and revivals if he thinks this fact means they won't do it

i don't care who's involved. money buys awful things

>>211738680
No that's the autism one.

>>211732179
Degenerate
As
Fuck

>>211744226
She Kahn Juniah

>>211732179
It's all so tiresome

>>211738395
kek and of course he would paint his fingernails
but wtf happened to "his" knees?! do male partners really
.. wait is that AIslop?

>>211746695
So she has a beta provider to take care of her. That's why. Simply riding the cock carousel without the ENM partner means she has to take care of her own housing, bills, food, etc, without a safety net.

>>211734641
Oscar List 2010-2050™

>>211732179
at least shes not a troon, irl a ton of women try this degenerate shit

>>211732179
Hwat!?

>>211739880
based faggot

>>211746939
That's sadly the proposition that single men under 40 are faced with these days. Either you have to put up with some sort of bullshit polygamous nonsense, ENM, a lunatic rainbow flag they/them, a blown out roastie with a bixed race bastard, a landwhale with health issues, or in reality some combination of all of the above, because even the 300 lb woman probably has a child and a hugely inflated sense of self-worth to the point that she'll always act like she's regretfully settling for you.

>>211748693
it's a gift, men overvalue the company of women and undervalue their own productivity
women are about to crash in two weeks believe me

>>211748531
>irl a ton of women try this degenerate shit
Men need to put their foot down and shame these whores. Hopefully Bobby determines that he has too much value to put up with Connie, but I'm sure he'll be a cuck.

>>211732179
i knew a california chick into this
she was with her bf since she was 16 and wanted to experience other men so they call themselves "ethical non monogamy"

the girl was obese but still fucking chads while the guy was fucking trannies
disgusting couple, tall skinny jew and his obese latina gf

>>211732439
if you're a socialized zoomer you probably know some people who had this dynamic and not ever does it work out and result in anything meaningful or long term it just ends in a lot of jealousy, talking behind each others backs, and the girl fucking way more

>>211732170 (OP)
>>211732179
YOU HAVE A MEDICAL DISORDER

>OMG is that 35 year old man is in a traditional monogamous relationship with a 21 year old!? He's literally a pedophile!! What a sick fucking piece of shit!
she whines to her two polyamorous "boyfriends" who express their enthusiastic agreement, as her mulatto bastard shrieks from the crib in the other room, just before she calls up the bull-of-the-month to set up a fucksession so she can relieve some of the stress caused by having to read about this "pedophile"

>>211749186
picturesque

>>211748148
She voices Amy on the Hulu episodes of Futurama just fine.

>>211732179
Sounds like I'm gonna have to ethically unalive some people.

>>211749534
nice

>>211749534
Based

>>211732179
Is Bobby gonna get cucked?

>>211748148
All those 90s and 00s VAs are old and tired sounding now. Hulu Fry is starting to get that modern Marge sound.

>>211743169
Lol. You cared enough to reply.

>>211753506
L

>>211732179
Why has based chud mike judge betrayed us?

>>211753528
OL

>hank get ipad
>bobby get cucked
>peggy get cancelled for racism
>bill become trans
>dale join qanon
Oh my fauci I can’t wait for this show

>>211732179
The absolute state of western media.

>>211732179
Does Bobby get to eat the cum out of her quivering pussy after Joseph busts deep inside her?

>>211754118
joseph isnt black

Why are people saying its Joseph when we already know that Bobby hangs out with Chane Wassanasong in the reboot.

>>211740819
brat

>>211754453
no liberal virus media has the balls to show cuckoldry anymore
rick and morty and your the worst did an honest showing of it but now they know the backlash so its nutrasweetened

>>211752060
NO

>>211754733
They want cuckold acceptance, not for people to be revolted by it.

>>211732179
>wife leave you
>daughter not be concert violinist
>daughter instead be plowed by eight hundred boy

>>211740961
Yeah. Straight people treat gays like shit. How is that news?

I don't know why you are all saying Joseph. Chane is the weird inclusion that when combined with OP information should be setting off red flags.

>>211756241
Shut the fuck up, you disingenuous retard.

>>211755928
exactly

>>211738680
No that's the one where he fell into the Siberian hole to hell

>>211742754
>she's only 21 years old you SICK FUCK!

>>211756140
Serves him right. Kahn was a shit husband and father. Should've spent less time simping for Ted Wassanasong.

come on don't act surprised now. you knew this shit was coming. they literally cannot help but inject their champagne socialist worldview into everything they touch. doesn't matter if you wanna blame it on the elites or the jews or whatever. you should know this song and dance by now and stop getting so assblasted when it happens.

unironically ethical non-monogamy is going to be the future of realtionships with how things are going, whether you like it or not

>>211757501
wow the future is cucked tell me more nostradumbass

>>211732179
Wtf

>>211757568
you are delusional if you think girls will waste their youth with one guy and not sleep around, lots of my female friends (20-25 age bracket) are in open relationships and are not even hiding it

>>211732439
>ENM refers to relationships where all parties agree to engage with multiple partners. This agreement is built on communication, consent, and honesty, ensuring everyone involved is fully aware and supportive of the arrangement.
98% of the time, this is a massive cope by one partner who doesn't have the guts to tell a cheating partner to fuck off. This "consent and support" is almost always highly coerced by one partner, and the one being coerced is generally not getting as much side action, if any, as the one pushing for it. This is really just kicking an inevitable break up or divorce down the road a bit.

>>211757814
so im agreeing with you that the future is cucked and youre telling me im stupid if i dont think girls will cuck guys
are you broken

>>211757814
>lots of my female friends
lmao

>>211734411
the majority of the posts in poly subreddits are how to shut off the part of your brain that constantly tells you there is a problem with thixsz

>>211735176
rent free

>>211738395
Nice to see Xavier finally found a love to replace the mom shape in his hearthole

>>211756241
wanna know how i know you were molested, faggot?

>season 18
>Connie is a severe alcoholic
>Bobby locks her in a room to have her "sweat it out"
>Next day
>She is dead

>>211734323
>Still trying to push the Peggy cheating meme
Just because it's your fetish doesn't mean stamping your feet and shouting will make it come true.

This is just millennial female writers projecting their own lifestyle onto the show

I refuse to believe Hank or Peggy would ever agree to leave Arlen for Saudi Arabia. They’re too loyal to Texas.

>>211735327
how far the overton window has slid

>>211735301
They never made Bobby gay.
Jokes like below (59 seconds) were made, but Bobby is confirmed straight.
https://youtu.be/V8G9P4DuAno?t=59

>>211758868
welcome to all tv post 2014

>>211758880
Why are elites trying so fucking hard to normalize gulf states?

>>211738773
kek

remember when the Hills went to Japan?

remember Dancu?

anon remembers

>>211732179
>ethical non-monogamy
Aka "not being in a relationship"

>>211738773
Lmao reminds me of how someone tracked down the “pizza date” poly bitch on TikTok and it turned out that she was fat as fuck. Men are pathetic

>>211759078
but how fat compared to you

>Kahn and Minh divorced
>Bobby in an open relationship
>Hank and Peggy living as immigrants in an Arab nation
>Bill suddenly a black guy
This show is fucked

>>211754181
He's part black bc Dale's grandmother is Jamaican. That's why he skin so brown

>>211759320
im just saying hes not a true bull

>>211759192
>Dale thinks that the black guy is just what Bill looks like after taking the vaxx

>Peggy has a black boyfriend
>Connie gets to fuck anyone she wants
What happened to the Hills?

I understand why women love polyamory. After all it’s basically their ideal relationship. I’ve never been able to get why a man would do it though.

>>211758880
the idea that Buck Strickland bet Hank's employment contract in a game of cards and lost him to a Saudi oil sheikh is pretty funny and in-line with the original series. You can imagine Hank would nod and go along with it if Buck convinced him it was "for the good of Propane" and shows Ayrabs the power of american workmanship. And the antics that ensue when Peggy thinks she speaks fluent Arabic.
Of course they'll probably fuck it all up seeing as how hideous the animation looks from the previews. But I'll hang on to a sliver of hope that I might enjoy the season..

>>211759506
Leaks suggest that Connie’s polyamorous relationship is largely one sided (I.e. she has a fuckboi bf who sleeps around on her constantly.)

>>211759578
desperation mostly

>>211739229
is she japanese?

>>211759625
see >>211757898

>>211732170 (OP)
New revival, now with extra subversion!

>>211757898
Reminds me of Anthony Burch

>>211759729
>extra subversion
The original series was not subversive at all though

>>211732979

We live to create new words and terms to skirt criticisms of hypocrisy, defer blame, avoid criminal charges, etc. The very best ones at it become politicians and c suite fags.

>>211759806
yes it was

>>211732979
Cuck fetishists are superior to “non monogamous” couples. A cuck watches his wife get railed by a dude with a huge cock and then takes her home. An “ethical non monogamous” man pays for his wife to go on dates with other men.

>>211732179
nietzschean whore

>>211734641
You: the movie

>>211759945
this
cuck fetishists are just irl gooners

>>211738097
well...wheres her ass?

>>211748418
>kek and of course he would paint his fingernails
What's with the trend of guys painting their fingernails? I've met up with a couple of friends I haven't seen in a while since we live so far apart and both have their nails painted. What's going on?

>>211760792
wants to be interesting and unique and "open minded"

>>211732179
>bobby is a cuck

Knew this would be dog shit

>>211760792
Means they're trans-curious, like how all women are bi-curious at one point in their lives

>>211743043
who in their right mind ever thought American Dad was conservative? the entire schtick of the show is that it's a satire of Bush-era Republicans.