Spoofs Edition
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I went through all the Mad covers today and saved the horror ones, you can see em here:
https://imgur.com/a/gppeemz

>>211732277
Based

>>211732355
It's funny that Frankenstein 1994 is such a forgotten film. Even got a pinball machine so I think they expected it to be a massive hit.

>>211732422
I've heard mixed things about it.

>>211732553
finally watched it last year after 30 years of postponing. it was both better and worse than i expected

>>211732553
It's alright. I liked that the ending is faithful to the book.

>>211732720
>>211732767
I want to get more into Frankenstein movies so I'll watch it at some point.

Best movies you've watched recently? Doesn't have to be a new release, just what you've been watching.

>>211732988
I watched Night Flier based on a rec here, and if you like comfy 90s tv horror then it's perfect.

>>211732988
one I just rewatched was The Believers. Absolute kino. I did Angel Heart and The Ninth Gate a few months ago and watching The Believers really scratched that itch.

>>211733039
nta but I will check this out, loved The Ninth Gate.
Also actually if you want a detective film Night Fliers isn't bad. Not a detective but a photo journalist.

>>211733018
>>211733039
Nice recs.

>>211732988
One of the few new horror movies I like.

>>211733018
I love King's take on Vampires. Just pure old school universal monsters.

>>211733282
I was thinking of this movie last night, maybe this is a sign to make it a priority to watch it.

>>211732191 (OP)
Scream is already a spoof and they still spoofed it

>>211733360
Speaking of King monster movies, I thought Silver Bullet was kino.

>>211733467
The priest's nightmare sequence was great.

>>211732422
>>211732553
>>211732720
It does some things great, but it's mixed with a lot of retarded shit. Very inconsistent direction throughout the film

Morning /hor/bros
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLj3KNP9IQ
Going to try to watch Marshmallow over the weekend

>>211732191 (OP)
Damn, I’m going to try to get my hands on that issue now. It’s $30 on Amazon though.

>>211732191 (OP)

What's the name of the movie where the villain forces the main female character to breed with dogs to create human-dog hybrids?

>>211733949
i don't think you were watching a movie

>>211732277
This is so cool, man.
I also had no idea MAD Magazine was still around... I haven't heard anything MAD-related since MAD TV.

>>211733949
The Breed?

women women women

>>211733949
aint that the plot of that recent flick about a dude dressed like a dog

>>211732191 (OP)

Some old dude recommended this to me when I mentioned horror
Never heard of it before, but I'm going checking it out tonight

>>211732191 (OP)
>CTRL+F "Sinners"
>0 mentions in last thread
Um, fellow gentlemen? It was Juneteenth yesterday. I hope y'all watched Sinners.

It almost feels bad to talk about it in /hor/ since it's not only a mere "horror" but a straight up GENRE DEFYING masterpiece.

It educates viewers on the innumerable contributions of Black folx and Black culture to America (American culture is Black culture, and Black culture is American culture).
Besides that, it also explains how the Asian-American culture s inherently allied with Black culture even though they were allowed to interact with white folx too.
But it's not like it portrays all white people as one dimensional villains. The Klansmen were evil sure, but the Irish guy was evil and cool, because we all know that Irish people were also oppressed but not as much as Black folx.
And through the character of Mary, it also explains the suffering of mixed/white-passing Black people, who benefit from whiteness, but as punishment she gets turned into a vampire too. When she says "We gon kill all of you", it's a reference to how whiteness kills everyone.

And on top of all that, it is the best vampire movie in the current millennium. Watch it and be a better person!

>>211735091
I haven't seen the movie in years but the book this is based on is great. I read it as a kid and it scared the fuck out of me.

>>211734462
>Amanda Fix
She can't fix anything.

>>211735190
She can fix my raging erection

>>211735150
Hi Praise.

>>211735221
(high praise in jive)

watched hereditary last night
that movie was straight fuckin garbage
my friend talked it up because of the way certain scenes were well shot, but it wasnt worth the 2 fuckin hours for that trash ending

>>211735304
Should have watched Lowlifes

>>211735304
It's basically "Family estrangement the movie".

>>211735331
nah it was his pick we do an exchange and then review it to each other after its over but the person picking the movie has to pick a movie the other hasnt seen before and it has to be what you consider a good film, yknow, like impress me, then ill give you a book report on why that movie fucking sucked. also he tends to talk alot and he kept saying plot points in like dude if you spoil the movie less than 20 minutes into it im turning it off shut up
i picked grave encounters(he loved it) he picked hereditary
wont be watching that again

>>211735421
yea it felt like something my ex wife would love to watch
ive been back on a foundfootage binge and i did deadstream and dashcam a few nights ago again. i want to hug annie hardy so bad

>>211735466
Your next pick should be Lowlifes

Can you please recommend me obscure horror films with depth and artistic value? I've seen the most well known ones. Thanks, guys.

>>211735672
ill watch it myself tonight, is it SCARY, gory, or like thriller; a combination? i dont need to know plot points at all just the general lay of it on the genre spectrum

>>211735727
chech the 4pleb archives there was a guy posting old italian horror movies, just search "/hor/"; "italian" and it should come right up

>>211735727
How obscure we talkin'?

>>211733884
When we cleaned out my hoarder grandpa’s house in the 90’s I got a few of my Dad’s Mad magazines from the 60’s. They were great.

>>211736533
Doesn't matter. Give me your recommendations.

>>211736602
I was just talking about Messiah of Evil the other day, that's a relatively obscure one I'd recommend

This was a fun streaming flick. Kinda creepypasta-ish about a demonic old kid's show. It's also a black horror movie that has nothing to do with wypipo scary.

>>211735091
Be prepared for slow burn

Which 2025 movie should I watch later?
>final destination bloodlines
>clown in a cornfield
>marshmallow
>companion (is this even good?)

>>211737845
Watch Lowlifes

>>211738018
you know; if i watch this movie tonight and it sucks i am going to really let you know about it, like hardcore berating style; because the last time someone recd the same film in these thread several times; borderline shilling, it was the revenant and it was the revenant and it was honestly one of the WORST movies i have ever seen. i am still mad. the second the credits ended i took the dvd out and broke it and threw it in the trash. i want my 3 fucking hours back and i hope whoever that was has either
1. gained taste
b: gotten ass cancer
or the 3th option: never gets to experience good media again in a sort of quasi hell/limbo of terrible experiences for all eternity
fuck that movie

>>211739336
>the revenant
>one of the worst movies you've seen
So you've seen like 50 movies? Anyone's answer that isn't some ZZZ-grade movie, is irrelevant.

>>211739537
ive watched alot
it was seriously bad.
and the only time this thread has legitamately dispappointed me
the pacing
the cljmax
the resolution
all garbage
leo d crawling through snow for 3 hours groaning like injured vegeta uh uh uhhhhh uh uh followed by the most flatlined unsatisfying ending ever
just a horrible movie and its length just made it worse
this was almost 2 years ago at this point
i am STILL MAD

all i am saying is a movie with THAT MUCH production value, concept/story line being so poorly executed is exceptionally atrocious. actual butchery. maybe i am wrong and i "dont get it" or its "not my type of movie" but i really doubt anyone who has watched that movie ended with a satisfied feeling

>>211735304
>another /tv/ autist filtered by Hereditary
This is why I just don't trust this board's opinions on 28 Years Later either. I wonder when the shitposting on that movie is gonna subside since I doubt most of the posters have actually seen it yet.

>>211739707
Now go watch Crispy (2024) and reset your scale as to what is considered "one of the WORST movies i have ever seen".

>>211739707
you act like a child

>>211735304
Absolutely based, fuck that faggy soap opera trauma bullshit disguised as a horror film.

>>211740261
if thats true then no thank you i dont like wasting my time when i can watch something actuslly good
same for lake mungo, i read enough opinions here that it seems like its best avoided. i dont watch bad movies intentionally
>>211740247
1 minute of jumpscares and some gore does not a horror film make
>>211740705
exactly

>>211737729
Well, it's a horror movie from the 70s. I'd be surprised if it wasn't a slow burn.

>>211742097
Thanks for admitting your scale on what's bad is bullshit, and you don't watch many movies, just big budget Hollywood ones.

>>211732191 (OP)
>Amanda Fix edition

>>211742230
look asshole i watched thst movie on a rec from here, on the assumption most of you had good taste. that was a poor rec for a "horror film" and the way it was talked up was looking back almost baiting into "heh totally going to trick this guy"
i dont dog low budget films, or worship AAA effort/budget films
i just enjoy what is presented before me if its worthy of my time
that movie was not worth my time.
the fact your sperg ass wants to assume facts youll never be able to confirm, you are free to do so; the fact is i hold the opjnions in these general in high regard when it comes to "hey check out this movie for x reasons" and that movie failed to deliver so terribly it left a bad taste in my mouth for years at this point.
i refuse to google movies suggested here to precheck, i just watch them. that was an absolute act of trolling on a media level and i did not appreciate it. do not insult my taste or knowledge, all i am sayjng is the one time this general has failed me it was a spectacular level of actual trash

heres the last two non horror movies i watched and enjoyed this week
saying shit you cant even comprehend
random acts of violence is good as fuck

>>211742506
>calls me a sperg
>proceeds to make every post some broken 5+ line mess
Whatever you have to tell yourself to make yourself feel better.

>>211735331
i heard there is a strong woman moment in that movie so i shall not be watching

>>211733611
>Going to try to watch Marshmallow over the weekend
just watched it. what a shit arse movie. it was really obviously written by chatgpt. im sad that this is now the world we're in.

>>211742097
>1 minute of jumpscares and some gore does not a horror film make
Not you again. You will never be the arbiter of what is and isn't horror you faggot adrenaline junkie. This is why I just don't come to these threads anymore. Can't stand horror "fans" like you who are too stupid to articulate themselves and have to lie and misrepresent their evidence just to make their point but still want to drag down the quality of these threads with your main character syndrome.

>>211725337
>Have you seen any Monteiro?
I haven't actually. Is this where you think I should start?

>>211742922
>it was really obviously written by chatgpt
i could see it. it felt very nondescript. no underlying theme or message but also too tame to be for pure shock value

>>211743253
it was a bullshit movie that exposed itself the moment the grandmothers grave was defiled
it wasnt deep
it wasnt shocking
it was some womans exposè/vent about her shit life and how she lacks the capability to cope much like you
im glad youll leave because people defending movies of thus taste; to this extent, are as garbage as the shit they suggest to watch amd this general would be better off without people like you

>>211743511
No, that's the second one in the trilogy, start with Recollections of the Yellow House (Recordações da casa amarela).

>130 years of horror to choose from
>pick the shitiest slop of July 2025

>>211744163
Sometimes I don’t want to watch something good. Also sometimes random garbage ends up being something you genuinely like.

Watching the Until Dawn movie while eating pizza with your friends is an easier sell than trying to show someone Posession for the first time

>>211743253
Shut the fuck up and fuck off already you söyhorror fetishist tryhard redditor NIGGER

The fuck was his issue?

how... how bad is Pet Sematary Bloodlines?

>>211745472
he just wanted to protect his men but that dumb gash and her freak friend dr. frankenstein ruined everything

very fun, I love boobs

>>211745576
( . Y . )

today's new trailers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6acRF8Jjq30

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YhHKNA2pM00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnq7K6w_s8I

>>211742922
>>211743550
Well shit, maybe I'll just watch a comfy old movie I've already seen instead, in that case

>>211745472
Anon, you need to get that aspect ratio fixed

>>211746070
have you ever watched april fool's day?

>>211746128
I like my men wide

>>211745932
>Trick or Treat with Reed Richmond - WNUF Halloween Special Spin-Off Trailer
I'm in

>>211746159
I haven't, maybe I'll give it a watch if I can find it streaming or be bothered to download it

>>211746070
I wouldn't listen to those reviews, especially if you like kids summer camp horrors.

>>211735150
>Fellowship and love

>>211745510
It didn’t make me mad but it immediately left my mind a day after I saw it which depending on your perspective might be worse than an outright bad movie.

It also doesn’t really do much with the concept. Just like yep here’s some stuff that happened in the same setting like 30 years before the first one. Definitely the weakest of the 3 movies. If it didn’t have the title and you changed the setting a little it could easily just be edited down to a mediocre segment in an anthology movie.

>>211735150
Literally the best movie of 2025, change my mind.

>mogs The Exorcist in you're path

>>211748122
based, also Nell Tiger Free

>>211732191 (OP)
>spoofing horror
>using Scream as your spoof
>when Scream is already a spoof of horror

>>211748351
Scary Movie is going to really annoy you

>>211748470
It does.

>>211749028
Don't watch Shriek.

>>211748470
>>211749028
3 is really funny though.

Do I have to watch all the previous Final Destination movies before watching Bloodlines?

>>211749426
Apart from Clear in 1/2 they are all pretty much self contained and just reference the previous one or initial plane crash from 1 in a monologue and get on with the movie.

>>211749880
Thanks, horbro

>>211747437
I’ve only seen like 3 that came out this year but so far it’s the best I’ve seen

>>211749426
it will make you realize how lackluster it is

>>211749426
You don't have to but there are a lot of references and injokes about the series

>>211735150
i picked it up because of Roanoke Gaming

>>211749426
you don't need to, but I recommend it

>>211749426

>>211737845
>out of work
>nobody answered
If no one answers by the time I get home and eat I'll just randomly pick one.

>>211751982
>>211737845
Final Destination Bloodlines

>>211751982
See
>>211738018

>>211732191 (OP)
Today, I saw Children of the Corn for the first time. Issac's actor was in his 20s. What the hell? Don't let /cm/ find out about this.

>>211751982
>>211737845
I've only seen Bloodlines & Cornfield, and I thought Cornfield was slightly better.

>>211735150
The Blackening is the best Juneteenth horror movie. It also came out a couple of days before Juneteenth 2023 too.

>>211732422
It was just an "okay" movie.

It's really not that bad for a DTV release

>>211752082
>>211752362
Maybe I'll flip a coin.

>>211752370
This was well made technically but I think I just don’t like most horror comedy even when it’s well made. The ones I do like tend to be pretty far in either direction of barely horror like Heathers or barely comedic like Dellamorte Dellamore. Evil Dead series is one of the few that I think did a good job blending both evenly because of how unambiguous of a force of evil and mean spirited deadites are which ends up serving as a foil for Ash’s gags but it still works in the non-Ash movies where you have normal people getting destroyed by unrelenting hateful demons.

>>211733611
we should do this more

are these worth watching?

>>211753203
First one is kino, 2nd is cool too

>>211745932
>WNUF Halloween Special Spin-Of
Excellent

>>211743556
Hereditary is a great horror movie that succeeds in what it sets out to do which is not to satisfy your junkie quota for jump scares every 10 minutes. It successfully maintains a tense and oppressive atmosphere throughout, building up to the few but effective frights that it does have and it isn’t anything new for the genre. I’m sorry dumbasses like you take that as being pretentious because you just view this genre as junk entertainment made solely for your attention deficit and dopamine addled brain to consume but if everyone thought like you did then Hereditary wouldn’t be considered a horror film everywhere including by its own director/writer.

The drama is there to enhance the horror, not the other way around, and If you can’t see that well everyone’s tastes are different and I can totally respect that, it has nothing to do with intellect. It’s just that it always has to devolve into attempts at gatekeeping with you arrogant spergs because you can't accept that not everyone shares your tastes and opinions. It's that self-absorbed attitude, lack of empathy and pseudo-intellectualism that makes you people so insufferable. You have become the snobs yourselves and you don't even see it.

From the way you're "criticizing" the movie though just makes me think it actually was too smart for you which triggers you. Imagine unironically thinking Hereditary was trying to be "deep". Fucking idiot. You can't even spell or use English properly.
>>211744511
If I told you my favorite horror movie is ED2 would you let me be a part of your snobbish anti-elitist circle jerk?

>>211742097
Lake Mungo is great though, haven't seen Hereditary.
Deciding to watch movies on the whims of 4chan shitposters is a terrible idea

>>211753591
>not to satisfy your junkie quota for jump scares every 10 minutes.
I'm nta but Hereditary has exactly as cheap setups though. Aster just sticks a scary face in the background of scenes like it's 2005 and people are drawing red circles on ghost pictures. Only difference is it doesn't jump out. And the ending is just as screechingly loud and frantic horror scenes as anything else. That's hardly Kairo.
>The drama is there to enhance the horror
I'm nta but I just don't think it works. The characters are annoying and you're just sitting there watching them crying about their miserable lives, as if watching a bunch of nihilistic suffering magically inbue the film with a dark quality. I think it's just empty and the emperor has no clothes, just my own thoughts.

>>211753591
how many cocks have you sucked? be honest

>films that are going to be disasters

>>211754171
oof lol

wtf bros, Children of the Corn has as many movies as the Hellraiser franchise

>>211742922
They really did an "everything but the kitchen sink" horror flick with this one. And no explanation of why the movie is called Marshmallow.

>>211754536
the logo text pisses me off. looks like it was made with ChatGPT.

business idea: watch every film and miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's work

>>211755437
I might actually make a start on Storm of the Century.

>>211755394
It’s trying to look like 70s to early 80s style posters but they messed up the tweening or something it definitely looks off

>>211755437
Then watch Castle Rock which is a fun fanwank series but also I think good on its own but definitely more fun if every time something weird happens or someone brings up a name you can point at the screen. Like the book version pet sematary kids with the animal masks show up in s2 and it’s just never expanded upon they’re just like oh yeah Pet Sematary happens here so of course a version of those kids must exist too

>>211754536
>poster art is a reference to another movie's poster art
Nobody has ideas anymore

Okay, but why did the mom have three breasts. What the fuck man.

>>211755833
The first rule of movies is never reference an obviously better movie than the one you're making

>>211735727
Neon Maniacs

>>211733500
yeah it's an odd beast

>>211735727
Beyond the Black Rainbow
Mad God
Tetsuo

>>211735727
Vamp
Roadgames
Ghost Story
Metamorphosis
Popcorn

>>211746175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLaq9C5DZPY

>>211737845
Companion is not horror, more like sci-fi drama. Bloodlines and Cornfield were good.

what'd we think of it

>>211759642
>thought movie would be about the based dad
>j/k the dad is an evil chud, bye bye he goes
>the movie is now about the boy and his mommy

>>211759642
7/10 I liked it.

>>211759742
>Days: Men can't go a month without raping!
>Weeks: Cowardly man leaves his wife!
>Years: Chud dad isn't in touch with his feminine side!
Also every female character in this series is a faultless angel.

>>211754171
Candyman is good. Chuds just didn't get it.

>>211759642
Good:
>Cinematography, zombies, giga niggas, direction
Bad:
>The story, jumping the shark, quite literally jumping the zombie

>>211760085
Was awful and the woke-folx wrote a better take down of it than any chud.
https://www.vulture.com/article/candyman-2021-movie-review-nia-dacosta-jordan-peele.html

>>211759642
>pregnant zombie has this bizarre out of left field mystical feminine moment with jodie
boyle is such a fucking faggot

>>211760812
It was written by Alex Garland. There's so much that doesn't make sense at a high level though. Why wouldn't europe air drop a fuckin radio onto the island so they can have a chat.

>>211760226
>one person from Vulture.com hated it
>while thousands of 'woke-folx' liked it and thousands of chuds hated it

>102 days until Oct 1

>>211763241

>>211763241
Not that long.

Alex Garland is an awful hack

>>211763241
>soon

Candyman remake completely misunderstood the themes and story of the original. It’s the same level of miss step as the recent Exorcist movie.

Also I hate chuds and how intellectually weak and incurious they are those movies are actually just bad.

putting on some Troma

>>211765545
That's their best one, by far.

>>211738018
I did and it was mediocre at best faggot

>>211764980
>remake

???

>>211759642
Teletubbies and Jimmy Savile

delicious 90s hyperschlock

>>211766994
It's sad all of these 90s films were marred by the first shitty CGI when their practical fx are so great.

>>211766688
Sorry, soft reboot. The Jurassic World of the Candyman Cinematic Universe

>>211754071
you have no argument lil faggot

>>211768002
you suck cocks lmao

>>211766994
watch this and Faust Love of the Damned back to back. Trust me.

>>211752898
Sex with grungy Kari Wuhrer.

>>211736697
any cute black girls?

>>211770083
For me, it's the scene where no one could figure out how to use the ancient rotary phone.

>>211754171
the fuck? why?

>>211770386
It's funny because anons here were calling Until Dawn out that none of them would know how to use one or the radio they find, which is true.

>>211736697
It felt weak as a movie I feel like it should have been either a short or a series like Channel Zero with more mystery leading up to it. They really just show everything by the third act.

Still though I liked it fine enough and it was made by people who cared enough to have relatively elaborate practicals for the creatures

how much pozzed slop is in Clown in a Cornfield?

>>211734175
Ghost was so cute

>>211733949
A Day in the Life of a White Woman

>>211753203
no. cheesy brit crap

>>211755755
I think I put this on a few times, never got past the first episode. I turn it off as soon as the African characters show up each time. Will try again after I am done watching the show I am watching now which is also SK

>>211770993
but I like cheese and britain

Hot Spring Shark Attack is getting a translated release in July.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2LKbDwaQDQ

>>211753591
Hereditary was alright. Some scenes had too much crying. Very female centric movie

>>211734175
destroy
>destroy
destroy
>destroy

>>211771239
>Very female centric movie
this must be the case for 99% of horror movies made since 2010

>>211732191 (OP)
Watched exactly 3 2025 horror releases:
Ash 3/10
Opus 3,5/10
The Monkey 6,5/10
The Monkey 6/10
Will ofc give Bring Her Back, 28 Years, Black Phone 2, Dangerous Animals, M3gan 2, VHS 8, FD 5 etc a watch but other than that what an abysmal year for movies in general.Also many interesting 2024 festival movies still haven't been released

>>211771342
Why'd you hate Ash? I thought it was an inoffensive "slide over your brain" popcorn sci-fi horror.

>Alien: Romulus
>Predator: Killer of Killers
>Alien: Earth
>Predator: Badlands
>Alien: Romulus 2
Jay, are you okay?
Freddy, are you okay?
Mikey, are you okay?
Chucky, are you okay?

>>211771555
>Romulus 2
this better star Spaeney

>>211766994
i don't care what anybody says, it's kino. and his crusty suit is very appropriate. i'm glad they didn't go with spandex.
picrel is Mortal Kombat Spawn toy. it has the same fleshy look probably as a homage

>>211771288
Especially the Mike Flanagan tv shows.

>>211771405
It gets better on the 2nd half but it's very amateurishly directed/edited

>>211771622
>Her character gets Shaw'd offscreen for no reason

>>211732191 (OP)
I actually have this issue. I can try taking pics of some pages tonight or tomorrow

>>211771869
He needs to go back to his country and make movies there.

>>211722694
>>211724317
>What were they thinking?
It's actually a good slasher flick. But the weird thing about that one, the main actress was never in any other movie, and if you look at her IMDB
>All that is known about her is that she plays the main character of Jill Robinson in, Blood Harvest (1987). After production and its release, no further information about her has been found. To this day as of February 2021, people are still trying to find her, or find what happened to her.

>>211771683
gonna be an Art ultimate soon

>>211772032
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0757832/

>>211772032
>Marries a 17 year old

>>211766994
>PG-13 kiss of death

>>211772032
>or find what happened to her.

>>211772035
Pass. Art is Reddit the Clown.

>>211772285
who is the 4chanian slasher hero?

>>211732988
Checked.

This movie is fantastic.

>>211772364
Any killer in a giallo.

>>211772364
Mark Hoffman

Watching Final Destination Bloodlines right now. Will keep you guys updated.

>>211772364
both versions of Maniac

28 Years was kino. 8/10

>>211742735
>Five Deadly Venoms
Centipede style FTW.
I wish I could pull off toad style in real life tho too.

>>211772035
i already have picrel. i might wait for a clothed NECA to fit with my other ones

>>211768216
wow that looks dope. added to my list

Nell Tiger Free, star of the First Omen

>>211772764
my wife <3

>>211772059
Is that mf Tiny Tim??
…Kino if true.

>>211772496
So many black people in the opening scene in the tower. And the scene right after is in a university with a black professor teaching math. okay..

>>211772826
So.. the main characters are muttoids? I guess I will be only watching this for death scenes. I swear the first two films actually had a decent plot.

>>211772619
I don't own any but have one cubby hole space free, was thinking of doing a Howling diorama because the recent one looks great. Also favourite werewolf design.

>>211772891
Yeah the film is definitely lacking soul like the first 2 films.

Good 70s horror with nice Tom Savini make-up work

>>211772282
>>211772807

>>211772764
Time for another vacation already, huh? :)

>>211773051
**unlike the first 2 films

>>211773117
What?

Okay, so Final Destination Bloodlines is fine after the opening. Havent seen a black since. Okay, I will keep watching.

>>211772893
yeah the long creepy fingers are cool

>>211773247
appreciate the update

>>211773385
Np. All the blacks really ruined the flow of the opening.

>he's back and blogging

>>211773519
I dont mind, at least hes talking about movies and not just actresses.

>>211773211
>>211773247
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>>211773572
>What?
S A A A R R

>>211773577
Are you okay?

>>211773727
ignore pissman

>>211773577
Every post you tagged was movie related.

>>211773797
Ignore him.

>>211770559
I just watched this a couple nights ago. Still coming to grips with it. Kill List.

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>>211773837
he's my friend

So..lawnmower death scene build up was pretty good.

>>211772151
Based.

>>211773052
You owe me, Doc! You owe me this!
Loved this movie as a kid. The scene where he runs down the guy in the drive in and gets him caught under the car is disturbing.

Okay FF: Bloodlines is good do far. Wow. They really used the opening to suck in the black ticket sales huh.

>>211774307
get off your phone and watch the movie faggot

>>211733282
The part where the ugly girlfriend has been infected and is going crazy and she portrays this by grabbing her friend on the thighs and squeezing. Damn that shit was intense, I really thought she was an insane zombie. This movie was 89 minutes and it felt like two and a half hours. Just awful.

>>211774437
Just got past the garbage truck death scene. I really dont like people that look like that. Lets just say…low skilled jobs.

>>211774480
Opinion disregarded. Mads kinda ended the year with a bang. I think 2024 horror ended on a high note.

>>211774588
People that do those jobs always have a this low energy to them.

Okay so the movie is pretty good. The opening just left a really bad taste in my mouth.

>>211774480
Yeah I thought it was boring. Had glimpses of being interesting but past the gimmick I thought there was nothing there.

>>211774770
Okay. Watch more movies.

>>211774788
I watched 17 that came out last year cunt and MadS is not in the top 10. I dislike anaemic european films in general.

lmfao they made the lil black kid the Candyman actor guy. lol. They did this just to shove more blacks in.

Did Tony Todd have a disease?

>>211773052
>black gloves
the kino signal

>>211775000
he was dying of stomach cancer during filming

>>211775102
okay okay. he looked off.

>>211775264
looks like my wifes bf

>>211772364
Literally me, cringe and all

I just finished Final Destination Bloodlines. It was a fun movie.

>>211775833
Thanks for the update.

>>211772498
I did not care for Maniac (2012).

>>211776079
that CGI blood... madone..

>>211771288
>this is the case for 99% of horror movies made since forever
ftfy

I watched Bride of Reanimator, it was pretty great about as good as the first one actually

>>211776483
I've been meaning to watch the Re-Animator sequels for a long time. At this point, I might just save them for October

>>211776569
Dont like the series. Only seen the first.

Anyone here see Frewaka?

I think this fits in the horror genre of things
I saw the show From, I really liked it with all the mystery and drama, as well as the creatures in it. Anyone else watched it? Kind of shit I have to wait next year for the next season

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>>211776098
ok the CGI blood I'll give you but in general I loved it particularly because of the ultimate maniac victory.

>>211777027
The show with the African on the poster?

>>211777127
Yuh

>>211777159
Hm. Where are you from?

>>211777225
I’m from Reddit

Is 28 years later any good? I'm hesitant to watch it because aaron whats his name is in it, and he is a jew.

>>211777288
Go back.

>>211777225
Just tell me what you think of the show and stuff that happened in it, who is the yellow nibba? Where HE from??

>>211777305
The cinematography and direction is really impressive and unique.
But it's a retarded comic book adaption feeling film. Very divisive.

>>211777357
Go back to r.eddit

>>211777409
Oh ffs, let him stay, this place is like /horror anyways.

>>211777357
What does /horror think?

>>211777531
We enjoyed it, I want to know what you guys think.

>>211777621
>we
lol

Fine don’t tell me it’s not like I want to talk about it with you guys anyway

I dropped From when I realized they were just making shit up on the fly just like Lost

>>211778082
This is basically a film general, less tv watchers. Also best to ignore the retarded troll replying to you.

>>211778096
I never trust any tv show that hasn't already come to an end. Think about it, you're a producer, and want to make money. The show is doing numbers on season 2 and the writers think it should end there on a high. What do you do? You force them to pump out a season 3, 4, 5, 6, as many as you can before the numbers drop and then you take the show out back and shoot it in the head with a shitty finale.

>>211778096
b-but its cool! I thought it was like purgatory too, but the fact that the mom can leave (and come back again lol) kind of shoes it isnt (or maybe it is?). It also has a lot of creepy moments like the last episode of season. Also I fucking hate Elgin, thirsty ass fucking nigger am glad Boyd hammered his hand and Sara gouged his eye out

>>211778115
I only watch good horror shows. This is horror general, it includes shows and movies.

>>211778222
Of course, was just alluding to the lack of replies.

>>211778115
What troll?

>>211778164
I know it's unrealistic but I would like it if someone in hollywood et al. had integrity. That would be nice.

>>211775772
Haven't seen this one but that's a great tagline. Will check it out.

>>211778082
How are you able to watch entire seasons of a show with a black as a main character?

>>211778542
>Will check it out.
Good.... good....

Watched House (1977) and Suicide Club, great fucking movies i really loved them
any recs on more pre-2000 jap kino?

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>>211778793
Both excellent films, you are an anon who is connected to yourself I can tell.
If you liked Suicide Club, there's a sequel called Noriko's Dinner Table that's also good. It's quite long and more of a drama, but definitely worth a watch if you find the patience.
Cute Devil (1982) is by the director of House and I also really liked that, not as surreal but similar dreamy vibe.
Evil Dead Trap is also worth a watch.
The big j-horrors are Ju-On the Grudge, Ringu and Kairo though.

>>211778793
>any recs on more pre-2000 jap kino?
Yokai Monsters

>>211778793
Onibaba.

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>>211778793

Doing the bake

>>211779222
Here

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