Bro, it's fucking pizza.

It's not that deep.

plastique machine

ole tippy toes KWAB

>>211732569 (OP)
>bro if you pick the slice up in one hand and it doesn’t stay firm like cardboard, it’s a bad pizza
This just isn’t true

>>211732569 (OP)
isn't this guy a chud?

guy, you're a jew, not a wop, drop the act
or are you trying to steal another food like all the others you have except for cholent?

>>211732569 (OP)
Who is this? He looks like Mark Zuckerberg wearing a fake beard

>>211732629
He's a jew larping as a chud.

inshallah the rodent david portly will be struck by a missile the next time he emerges from his mole hill

>>211732664
adam friedland?

>>211732586
I fought a war for yous!

>>211732569 (OP)
That's the point of the fucking videos, he knows it isn't deep. Despite being the most influential person in the "pizza space" or whatever you want to call it, he knows literaly nothing about pizza. His reviews boil down to stuff like saying "it's good", "it's thin", "it's light" etc. People decide if they want to eat the pizza based on how it looks in the vid and they find his retardation amusing.

>>211732569 (OP)
That new crack amico diss on this dude is fantastic wrecked this hebe

>>211732629
He's a Zionist that wants Israel to assassinate greta thundberg, a literal child just because she supports Palestine

>>211732803
doesn't he own a pizzaria?

>>211732629
Not really. He's jewish.

>>211732887
No

>>211732629
he is, he's a based anti-PC cool guy that thinks its okay to joke about everything (except judaism and zionism)

likes his pizza plain and over cooked. and then expects the world to agree with him.

>>211732889
>>211732849
>>211732664
Pretty sure the chuds want to go to war with Iran for their jewish masters

>>211732620
By Yahweh, he's short!

how do chicago and detroit people cope knowing their pizza will always be inferior to NYC?

>>211732962
You're wrong. No one is pro Iran war except jews.

>>211732980
By saying that isn't the case, seems pretty obvious

normally, a thread like this would get jidf spammed to death and deleted but I think one of their shill centers in israel got blown up. Thank the Iranians for this thread

>>211732849
>a literal child
isn't she in her 20s?
>she supports Palestine
a retarded "child"
assassinate away

>wtf did you just say to me you antisemitic piece of shit?!?! right, thats it - i'm using my jewish connections to get you debanked and fired from your job / kicked out of your university! how do ya like them apples???

>>211732962
I thought chuds were antisemitic and wanted to extricate jews from power and influence. That would mean no more transgender stuff, no more migrants, and no more wars for israel. Is this ok?

Nothing more embarrassing than an insecure manlet

>>211732962
You're conflating chuds with miggers

>>211733154
Hahaha when will (((they))) learn?

>>211732803
if it's burnt and been around for over 50 years it gets an 8 plus

>>211732569 (OP)
Your shirts too tight.

>>211733154
uh-oh chosen race bros....

>>211732569 (OP)
I want to roundhouse kick this dumb jew in the head.

>>211732569 (OP)
>EHHH YO! I'M DOIN' AN IMPRESSION OF THE GUIDOS WHO WOULD SHOVE ME INTO MY LOCKER WHEN I WAS IN HIGH-SCHOOL OVA HERE!!!!

>>211733413
Andrew Dice Clay syndrome

New York jews are just obnoxious. They're still evil like any other jewl, but they're also ludicrously annoying because they're always so fucking loud and always yelling about how their pizza is the best (it's greasy cardboard) and how bodegas are superior to convenience stores (they're the same fucking thing) and how nothing beats a kosher dog from a street vendor (except not having explosive diarrhea ten minutes after you eat it) like fucking shut the fuck up already.

>>211732569 (OP)
cheese pizza pushing jew that goes from bankrupt to 100million+ in few years. just cohencidences.

few people understand The Sopranos was a drama about a jewish family, with a shanda for a son and a coal burning daughter and the neurotic jewish father needing counselling, masquerading as mafia pastiche for a mass of drooling gentiles

>>211733445
I went to New York in 2016 and the way a bunch of these jews in the classic attire all spoke to the staff at the Bronx zoo was embarrassing. So entitled. They're all short as fuck too

>>211732569 (OP)
and a fuckin yankee ideas of pizza at that

>>211733445
My problem is that they're all hysterical about Antisemitism, even though they're the most protected minority in the US. Adolf isn't going rise from the grave and launch an assault on Manhattan. It's like if Irish-Americans were always talking about how the British are about to cause a famine in Queens. It's fucking stupid.

>>211732849
So... run of the mill chud.

>>211733445
You're talking about the "Italian" New Yorkers. The jews just kvetch about antisemitism day in and day out.

>>211733093
He's been doing it since she was 13. He's THAT obsessed.

>>211733628
>You're talking about the "Italian" New Yorkers
Dave Portgoy is the boston version of "new york italians (actually jews)"

>>211733445
He's not a New York Jew. He's a Boston Jew. Similarly obnoxious but try to take on a more "tough-guy" "mogul" personality.

>>211732849
based

>>211732621
It's the opposite. The best pizza I ever had in my life would have fallen to gooey pieces if I tried this.

>>211732620
What's the point of doing this if you're still noticeably shorter

Johnson information?

>>211733154
>tottenham 'fan'
typical jewish behavior

>>211732920
He has a longtime employee who used to call him a kike anonymously on their message boards before he was discovered, still works for him to this day

>>211732849
wtf I love Portnoy now.

>>211732962
I just think it's logistically impossible and it's been used so many times we should stop taking it seriously. Simply put: If Trump tried to go to war with Iran he'd die of a stomach ulcer a few days later.

>>211732569 (OP)
Reminder to yell out "Fuck the jews" because he gets really nasally and mad.

>>211734844
But I hate the Celtics and Pats and have no opinion on people's religion.
Met a lot of Jews in my life, and I met a lot of Muslims too. I don't get why people want them to fight. An old guy from my hometown shoved another guy at a protest and he ended up dying. Nobody really wanted to kill anyone.
People who care about how other people pray and think that it's somehow good or bad are some of the world's most suggestible people.
You probably fall for a lot of shit, you probably hate commercials because you get fooled into buying things from the commercials.

>>211732569 (OP)
FUCK THE JEWS!

>>211734955
>if you hate jews for their actions you must be gullible
You're the one doing
>let's just all get along maaaan

>>211732569 (OP)
>jew shilling sports gambling
imagine my shock

>>211735074
It's his company. Or at least he founded it, iirc he sold it and I think he recently bought it back but I have no idea.

>>211735052
Ever consider that people want you being racist and powerless people fighting because it makes ruling you easier.

>>211735207
>people want you to hate the people who rule you because it makes ruling you easier
Ever considered that your entire ideology is based on avoiding offending jews?

>Out of all of the mid 00s sports blogs the single one that thrives to the point of becoming a billion dollar empire is owed by a New York jew
what are the odds of that?

I think I have a genetically ingrained hatred for this guys jew face.

>>211735254
I don't want to offend anyone for their identity.

>>211732569 (OP)
We must stand with Israel!

>>211735288
Ignore that the other groups don't do the same, keep being a good goy.

>/sp/ could give to fucks about him
>/ck/ barely gives a fuck about him
>/tv/ a board he's not really a part of passionately hates him and just yells at him for his religion.
This really is the worst board I post on.

>>211735259
Whoa, cool it with the anti Semitism.

>>211735336
>for his religion

>>211735325
I've got my own group. I don't care what you people think with your fake bullshit.
I'd rather fuck the Jews in a way that my dick and tongue are satisfied

Reminder, they're judged by the content of their character.

>>211732569 (OP)
>haha yeah drinking whores gambling make sure to do all three kids I'm so edgy
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY FUCK THE JEWS I'M SENDING YOU TO AUSCHWITZ

>>211735417
Why do you associate racism with being equitable to drinking, whores and gambling though?

>>211735386
And your group sound like good goys. It isn't fake, you're just naive.
Remember when this jew in particular took pictures of Tom Brady's naked toddler and commented on his dick?

>>211735417
>we must limit what comedians say about Israel moments after I joke about killing Greta Thunberg for pointing out Israeli warcrimes against Palestine

>>211735321
They're not going after Saudi Arabia though.

>>211735594
Agreed! Our government is great and not owned by AIPAC!!!

>>211732569 (OP)
https://youtu.be/d4hbwTg8PdI?si=7EYApC9ShaKnLNm7

>>211732962
Chuds and the cucks both believe in the whole no war for isreal thing, only difference between them is the chuds acknowledge the synergy between ALL Jews, Zionists and not, and cucks physically can’t.

Jews manipulate chuds into attacking browns and Jews manipulate cucks into attacking whites, that’s the only difference

>>211735740
Right? How much of Islamic terrorist hate of the USA originates from Jewish tricks?

Kill all Iranians, Palestinians and Russians

>>211732569 (OP)
Why is it, every time I'm out in public, there's some goyim not living up to my standards? I mean, come on people! You put the bread in the over, you cook the bread, is that so hard?! Oy!

>>211735784
Most of it, the US never has enemies in the Middle East before Zionist terrorists took over Palestine

>>211735910
Why would they? We are the number one consumer of their goods and American Christianity is very similar to Islam. There's really one reason and one reason alone why both sides just massively despise and hate each other...

>>211735321
>The Golden Age
of the God's Chosen
he forgot to write out that last part

>>211735348
I thought Tucker was an Israel cock sucker? Why's he being so based and putting these Zionists in their place?

>>211736293
Fox News isn't paying him anymore.

>>211735259
>New York jew
Your anti-semitism is causing the death of jews :(

>>211732920
That doesn't sound based at all.

>>211736262
Whoa, cool it.

>>211732962
Newfag detected

>>211735321
These kikes said the exact same shit about Iraq. And Libya. And Syria. And Afghanistan.

Might get a pizza for my parents later. What toppings should I get?

>>211732569 (OP)
>The video were he was reviewing a pizza with a bunch a teenagers fans behinde him
>then a guy passes by making a jew joke
>the his fans laugh
>he chimps out on them
What a faggot. Fuck that guy.

I don't care for his favorite style of pizza

>>211735740
>Jews manipulate chuds into attacking browns
not falling for that one ahmed.

>>211736442
Yep. Now it's Iran. You gotta look at things there right now too. Yemen, Lebanon, Iraq and Syria are still destabilized. Both Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Turkey are trying to assert more influence. Trump gets a jet from Qatar and now we're invading Iran. What are they trying to do and why didn't they learn from Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, etc.

Remember when anti-semitism on 4chan was just a bunch of teenagers making edgy Cartman style jokes? Nowadays you don't even get jokes, just nonstop whining and schizophrenia.

>>211736770
Remember when American politicians weren't so overt about it?

>>211736814
>strongly withheld
>Biden send like 30 billion to Israel
I can't wait to see what fully unleashed support for Israel looks like.

>>211733109
103 replies and no jidf spam
wow, they must really be in trouble

>>211736855
Remember, everything Biden did for Israel that pissed off the Democrats wasn't enough and Trump has to do WAY more to make up for it.

>>211732569 (OP)
>posts baby dick and gets told by cops to remove it
kek

>>211736916
>I am the bigger traitor!
>NO, I am THE bigger traitor!

>>211732569 (OP)
That does look a pretty shit slice of pizza.

>>211737053
Wonder why...

>>211736490
Ask them not us, retard.

>>211736888
>there's a serious chance that the dude you were arguing with has died
Based.

>>211737372
YIKES! DEPORT MORE MEXICANS AS WE PREP TO INVADE IRAN!!!

>>211737397
Actually no, he backed down on that.

>>211737551
Would Vance?

>>211737728
Depends on what Thiel tells him to do.

>>211732569 (OP)
>obvious jew pedo reviewing ((cheese pizza))

>>211737901
Our social credit might take a hit if we keep discussing...

>guy posts short funny pizza reviews on youtube
>>NOOOOOOO WHY ARE ALL NEW YORK JEWS LIKE THIS WHO CARES IF HE'S NOT FROM NEW YORK
I don't really get the complaints ITT

>>211736686
I mean the browns don’t help anything with their own hatred of whites, but yea divinity is pushed by the Jews in order to keep Europe divided

>>211734206
You sick faggot fuck.

>>211736686
it’s the truth, discord faggot

>>211736293
He's a russia cocksucker, and russia loves commies and muslims.

he reviewed my local pizza place, pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZguPcV9MmyM

>>211737728
Ford moment

>>211732620
OH NO NO NO
JUST
*inhales*
AHHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHHHAHHHHAH

>>211732849
Perhaps our interests have some points of convergence after all, Bibi.
>>211732962
That is after all the defining trait of chuds: being good goys who would never insult Jews. Right?

>>211732569 (OP)
Must be nice to be generic white and nobody has anything to shout at you, people acting like they are above getting mad at shouted insults towards them based on some random flaw.

>>211737397
At least Walsh was smart enough to paraphrase the key points.

>>211738249
>Walsh
I think you mean ChatGPT.

how did this guy get so popular? genuinely. Is it millenials? gen X? he's just a fat kike.

Haha, weird pizza thread. I wonder if it's about Gordon or..

>haha short!
>anyway, israel
>politicians
>american news hosts

>>211735321
>please destroy our other enemies, Amerigolem, so we can focus all our attention on you troublesome lot

>>211738513

>>211734342
At least you're not at risk of nearly getting cropped out of the photo if someone edits it

>>211732620
>>211733154
he claimed recently that all of these are shopped. there are like three more out there

>>211733154
>The Jew is a yid
Now THAT'S comedy.

>>211732569 (OP)
Except it makes the world go round. Just like women. Would you prefer a pizza or a woman?

Every rating is the same now...

Good undercarriage
Zero flop
One bite, everyone knows the rules
8.1