Dead Man Apgar Poster Edition

>>211734289 (OP)
The rashomon version where Apgar kicks Riker's ass was the hardest I laughed in a long time.

Previous thread: >>211685297

>>211734289 (OP)
Let's try to keep this thread free of unnecessary lewdness which demeans and disrespects our Trek Queens.

>>211734354
no I think more lewd the better, as demeaning and disrespectful as possible would be best

>>211734354
And who decides what lewdness is necessary? I think we should post candidates and take a vote.

Here's the Trek episode radio since someone asked.

http://bananavision.tv:8000/trekmobile.mp3

Now playing: DS9 - Take me out to the holosuite

>>211734354
Trek broads love it

>>211734439
Here's a better quality stream
http://bananavision.tv:8000/trek.mp3

>>211734417
TOS: one the best episodes of all time
TNG: total shit
DS9: good the ramifications of this ep however have been a disaster for trek
Voy: good, finally end the fucking kazon arc
Ent: coomer bait, its ok

>>211734439
>it's the baseball episode

COMFY KINOOOOOO

What is it about the intrepid class that makes her so erotic?

>>211734666
never liked it much looks like a lobster, those pivoting nacelles tho sexy af

>>211734507
Lewdness 6/10
Demeaning 2/10
Disrespectful 0/10
we can do better gotta bump those numbers up

this is a comfy fun episode

>>211734914
I just watched it last night, it is really comfy

>>211734914
>tfw no soulless minions of orthodoxy hounding you

>>211734289 (OP)
I'm watching ds9 again, I'll never get over how bad an actor Avery Brooks is.

>>211735025
Sometimes, he's awful. Sometimes, he's the man. They figure out how to play to his strengths later.
>angry Sisko good
>indignant Sisko good
>weepy emotional Sisko bad
>dismayed Sisko bad

>>211735025
no you aren't thats an hilarious attempt at baiting though

>>211735066
you forgot psycho sisko, the best sisko

I never noticed these runners, it makes perfect sense just never noticed them, I really like those chairs

>>211735081
Retard.

>>211735132
The main reason I want an HD remaster of DS9 is because of all of the beautiful set design and stuff that is just lost in the fuzz.

>>211735143
you just said avery brooks is a bad actor and your calling me a retard? lol

>>211735167
Yes, retard.

>>211735154
some anon said yesterday his AI upscale fucked with the eyes of back ground characters, I'm keeping an eye out (lol) but I haven't seen any examples, guess I am watching a different one, if that anon shows up pls post a screen shot of what you mean

>>211735175

>>211734666
Voyager is OP as fuck because it could shit out a endless stream of torpedoes&shuttles&crew.

https://www.tumblr.com/abigailnussbaum/186449457530/star-trek-voyager-gothic

Mulgrew is a better actor than Brooks on a fundamental level but who gave the more memorable performance?

Somehow it's Avery

>>211735154
working automatic doors working turbo lift, sliding chairs, blinking lights and sounds, must have been a ton of fun working on that set

>>211735243
I want the alt timeline where Ro laren is on ds9 and nana vistor is janeway

the only bad thing I actually noticed with my upscales so far is this weird pattern in the sand

>>211735531
yea I didn't screenshot it but I noticed something similar in the s5 finale, ds9 itself the outer docking ring got this odd pattern kinda like that for a second or two

Would Picard kneel to a monarch? Would Kirk? Sisko wood ent.

I can't say something ridiculous like keevan is better then weyoun but I really wish they had found a way to make him a recurring character, yes I know he shows up one more time, but still he's a fantastic vorta maybe make him an actual traitor and he collaborates with the feds could've been kino

>>211735843
I can't imagine Sisko as a tree

>>211735876
What about that time Alexander was future trunks?

>>211735843
Picard would if it was diplomatically the right thing to do, so would the rest of them if it was just proper etiquette and not some enemy attempting to subjugate them. Who knows what janeway would do? really depends on how much coffee she had that day.

>>211735871
>he collaborates with the feds could've been kino
he and Weyoun 6 could have been buddies

>>211736003
exactly, keevan decides he has to serve the one founder he can and weyoun 6 and him dedicate themselves to odo, who is just really annoyed by the whole thing, would've been great

>>211736083
i really would have liked to see more Vorta interacting with each other in general

>>211736115
yep apparently they kept trying to bring back the og female vorta but it didn't work out, still just one ep about vortas, they gave us a bunch about the jem hadar even one to expand on the vorta more would've been really appreciated

OK lets write a vorta centric episode.

Opening is jem hadar and 3 vortas retreating, the jem hadar are getting slaughtered, they retreat to a downed ship or bunker w/e.
One jem-hadar is dying a First and say 2 young jem hadar 6ths, ah fuck it throw in a cardy. They lock down while a klingon strike force is closing in.
The 3 vortas rush to check on something.
Turns out they are defending a changeling infant they have found who can't even shift yet.
Roll opening credits-

>>211735936
you mean the time when alexander went back in time to prevent worfs honorable death and doomed worf to cowardice?
the house of mogh deserved better. the house of mogh deserved kurn.

>>211736083
anything to avoid trekking

>>211736388
>vorta
>jem hadar
>changeling
dude who cares about any of that shit it isn't real trek
>romulans
>vulcans
>klingons
those are real trek

>>211736524
their would be a lot of trekking like in all of ds9, your irrational unfounded misunderstanding of the series doesn't change anything

>>211736574
its all real trek, I get you are the spastic who hates ds9 but has never seen it, that doesn't mean anything, you just provide proof you are a retard with every post you make. ds9 btw had more romulans and klingons then anything in tng btw, certainly a lot more then voy or ent of course.

>>211736445
speaking of alexander I just got up to sons and daughters, sigh I really hate alexander I really really do.

>>211736524
>posting the Ronald D. Moore/Braga abomination that is First Contact to criticize DS9
very interesting indeed

First Contact birthed some real abominations on the Trek world
>angry action movie revenge picard
>the borg queen, which they were now forced to integrate into the VOY story as a cross-promotional tool (Thanks, Rick Berman!)

would Vorta actually enjoy each other's company or would they have that petty competitive dynamic of who can slob Founder knob the best because that's their entire identity?

>>211736651
vorta, jem hadar and changelings are cringe fanfic garbagio
>star TREK
>space STATION

>>211736740
it would be a petty competitive dynamic thats what would make an episode so interesting. Thats why I posted my little episode idea, a Founder who is just a baby, Vorta are cowards, they are slavishly dedicated to the Founders, but are under siege with barely any troops, thats why I threw a cardy in their, one of them would start conspiring with the cardy to ditch them all including the infant.

>>211736746
You're an idiot. That's like saying you can't make a western TV show centered around a town because Wagon Train exists.

If they made Wagon Train: Dodge City as a spin-off or something, it would've been great. You are gay and retarded and I feel bad for even giving you a bait reply, you Canadian piece of shit.

>>211736746
yes you have stated your retarded stance more then once, you've also admitted you've never watched it so their really isn't anything to say except to call you a retard.

>>211736840
>invoking wagon train yet again
cringe

>>211736840
>>211736872
>repeated attacks on others' intellectual capacity
insecure about something?

>>211736881
>trying to comment on a show you haven't seen
>trying to call real trek fanfic
you really have nothing to add except your ignorance and stupidity so why even post?

>>211736934
you are trying to criticize a show you haven't seen, commenting on your lack of intelligence just seems like the logical thing to do.

>you have to taste feces to know it's inedible!
literally you

>>211737007
>its feces because i say it is! no I haven't seen it or know anything about it but I made up a story and I'm sticking to it!
lol ok buddy

>>211736829
>one of them would start conspiring with the cardy to ditch them all including the infant.
yeah maybe he's more of the "free thinker" of the 3 and the other 2 are like
>obviously you're defective shut up
but obviously you couldn't trust a Cardy with a baby Changling so yeah it'd be interesting to see how that'd play out

>>211737072
>that brown steaming pile "stinks"?
>how do you even know, you haven't even tasted a morsel!
>i consumed it all and believe me it was delicious!

>>211737145
remember there is a First thats dying and is encouraging the newbie Jem Hadar to follow the way of things.
But as an elder he knows 3 vorta in a confined space is not a good idea.
The Klingons are bombarding them, the Cardy is maybe a middling rank not a Gul he's a Glinn. So he's trying to take charge of the 2 noob jem hadar.
I just came up with the idea 10mins ago but it has potential for an interesting episode, in my mind it turns into a double cross triple cross situation, in the end first talks about their sacred duty or w/e to the last vorta whos loyal but wavering, the vorta sacrifices himself to save the founder infant and kill the traitor vorta, and the last one standing is the youngest jem hadar who kills the cardy and saves the infant.
Maybe he stands up to the klingons and they let him pass acknowledging his bravery or he just escapes with the infant founder not sure.

Don't mind him. He's just "EU hours contentious argument" anon. He lives for starting very hostile arguments over very irrelevant topics.

He's not so bad once you realize it's a gimmick.

>>211737402
you aren't doing yourself any favors by continuing to post you idiot

DS9 was the original STD

>>211734345
That's what actually happened.

>>211737442
>y-you're stupid!
insecure about something?

>>211737408
no he just hates ds9 its been going on for years now, its bizzare as he's never seen it but its the same thing over and over he just really hates ds9

>>211737408
see what I mean?
>>211737476
>>211737449
he will say absolutely anything, he just hates ds9, I don't even think he knows why at this point

>>211737501
We've had a few DS9 haters throughout the years. The Mallwalkers guy and of course the legendary PISS & SHIT but only real oldfags will remember.

>>211737557
I remember, this is the one who goes with the malltrek approach and he has been at it for years

>>211737545
DS9 is antithetical to the concept of Star Trek. Also, it was stolen from JMS after he shopped the series bible for his Trek idea to Paramount. It's vile, its existence is an affront to morals and also common ethics, even Hollywood ethics, and it just isn't Star Trek. It marked the start of the decline of Star Trek. Star Trek has never recovered...

>Marina Sirtis offered the following regarding Roddenberry’s opposition to the concept for Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: “The truth is that if Gene had been alive, DS9 would have never been made, because he absolutely said “no” to it when it was presented to him. He said ‘Star Trek is about exploring space, it’s not about a hotel in space.’ So, it would never have happened.”

>Majel Barrett criticized [Deep Space Nine] in a letter published in Star Trek Communicator, claiming that Gene Roddenberry would have never approved of a continuing war in a Star Trek series. Rick Berman has espoused similar sentiments, noting that his opposition "was all based purely on the fact that Gene had been very specific to me about not wanting Star Trek to be a show about intergalactic wars, interspecies wars. He didn't want it to be about humans fighting wars against other species." Responding to the former, Ronald Moore admitted, "She's probably right. It would've been very hard to argue Gene into going this way and maybe he'd have never gone for it."

>TAKEI: The people that really understand and love STAR TREK are no longer there. When Gene Roddenbery passed, that really was the end of STAR TREK, as we knew it. The series that came on immediately after was DEEP SPACE NINE, which was the polar opposite of Gene’s philosophy and vision of the future, so STAR TREK lost it’s way then and now the people at Paramount are all new people. Herb Solow who was the executive in charge of Desilu Studios is now a professor in Wales. We became very good friends and we had dinner with him and his wife before they left, and when I was in London last year I saw an article about a Professor Herb Solow! [Laughs] But, basically the people now at the studio have absolutely no connection with STAR TREK as we knew it, sadly.

>>211737762
yea its you, the most obnoxious b5fag in existence, your opinion doesn't matter you never watched the show, nothing you say is relevant and it never was.

>>211737832
ds9 was plagued with war to attract pleb actionbabbies and had little to do with exploring humanities potential for progress.

Stop replying to the bait and let the little fella tucker himself out.

Put the thread in slow mode, Mr. Scott. That's an order.

>>211737827
>Marina Sirtis
>Majel Barrett (who was in multiple episodes of ds9)
>TAKEI
I mean its sort of like the opposite of supporting your stance isn't it? you haven't watched the show, your opinion doesn't matter and whats more your attempts to defend your opinion only make ds9 sound better.

>>211737827
Uh huh, now where are there comments on the current Trek administration?

>>211737912
ok fair point jim best to let him tire himself out

>>211737930
kek, that's also a good point. all of the old Trek actors selling their souls and shitting on Trek so they can get a paycheck tells you everything you need to know about an actor's priorities
>hearing people like Robert Picardo and Tim Russ raving about their Nu Trek opportunities
Actors truly are retards that would suck off a greasy trucker in a truck stop bathroom just to get 5 minutes of screen time in a short film that releases straight to Youtube -- especially the older ones who haven't worked in a while.

>Star Trek is about exploring space where all you find is a Nazi Planet, an Ancient Rome planet, a 1920s gangster planet and various other versions of Earth, not war with aliens

ok whatever I guess I don't care that much about if I'm watching "REAL" Trek that much as long as it's good

>>211737407
the kid dies fighting and holding the klingons back, in the end one comes to him and says he fought with honor, the klingons take the infant with the implication they will care for it or at least turn it over to the feds.

>>211738081
Those TOS episodes are more about studio meddling and complaining about the budget so they used sets/props they already had made from other shows and projects. Back half of S2 and S3 stuff, you saw a lot of this.

anyway that other guy is retarded. is Court Martial not Star Trek because it takes place on a space station and is a trial episode? Is Trouble with Tribbles? Nothing is being explored in either of these episodes, no one is "trekking". There are a ton of episodes of TOS and TNG and everything else like that so that guy is just trying to start arguments to troll and needs to be ignored.

>>211737879
War is part of human life. If you can't accept that, how about you neck yourself?

>still think theres only one of us
>still think we havent watched it

I have a sneaking suspicion somebody is going to start spamming green cartoons soon because he's getting upsetty

>>211738095
yea ok that works

>>211738217
the cardassian neck trick is actually just an execution

>>211738334
Kek.

I wonder how many people didn't even get that the Measure of a Man part where they recount Data's honors was just a reference to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Y-IpSj7q0

its a real shame all the zakdorn died before the dominion war but i guess its the only way to justify putting an s31 lackey and a brain damaged mallcop in charge of the dominion war

>>211738506
I'm pretty sure everyone who had watch TOS first got it

>>211738605
the way people talk about Kirk as a flanderized cowboy cassanova tells me that a lot of people have indeed NOT seen TOS

>>211737925
They are all talking about Gene, and what he would have thought, which is consistent with everything the old perv said about trek before. He probably wouldn't have liked the other shows either but you don't see Voyboys or Entchads crying about it.

>>211738642
not here they don't, so idk what "people" you mean

>>211734289 (OP)
>ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

>>211738704
Anon, people say that shit all the time in /trek/.

I hate this kid, I really do, maybe even more then wesley, ok too far but its close

>>211738727
no they don't at least not for more then one post, after which everyone corrects them

>>211737408
Nah, I’m that dude schizo bro and we’ve been over this. I’m Canadian and I’m pooping right now. The Dominion did nothing wrong

>>211738818
Maybe it's a time zone thing.

>>211738057
Patrick Stewart is a perfect example of this. Between the poop emoji and the Picard Show little more needs to be said

>>211738908
possibly

>>211738931
Stewart has just been in DGAF mode for the past 25 years. He's proven everything he'd had to prove as an actor. It's not about challenge or artistic merit anymore. He just takes whatever script offers the most return for the least effort. You should hear the shit American Dad writers make him say.

>>211739358
No, he's quite literally a fucking idiot. If you watch 3-4 interviews with him, on Late Night TV shows, to promote films, anything, you'll see it instantly: this man doesn't have a lot going on upstairs.

Ironically, he's a lot like they portray him in Extras

>>211739760
yes but before she's covered up he's seen everything

>>211739799
That show is underrated, might need a rewatch

>>211739799
>the letter he wrote to Gene begging for Picard to have sex scenes

>>211739760
>>211739955
>promotion of TOS as if it weren't garbage
>spamming of DS9 even though it's obvious trash
>constant attacks on TNG
You lot just hate TNG because it was the pinnacle of Trek and will never be surpassed

>>211740186
What do you mean?

TOS > TNG = DS9 >> VOY >>> ENT is my ranking, and if you think that's shitting on TNG, you've got mental problems. Engage!

>>211739358
>proven everything he'd had to prove
except he didnt do that at all. he only proved himself on stage. his screen career is basically only star trek and the comicbook guy he looks like. he never proved he could be a leading man or even a primary antagonist.
and in the end he will only be remembered for star trek and the silly things he says on the cartoons

>>211740186
>Obvious trash
>Garbage
Etc, you are so sad as a person what is this? You are filled with hate and loathing, what is wrong with you?

>>211740408
better than Avery

>>211740631
>why are you throwing garbage away? that's cruel!

>>211740408
My mom loves his version of A Christmas Carol more than anything

Patrick Stewart is a great, he's an awesome actor.
But he should never be giving any feedback on his character or take a single step into any writer's room, he's also proven that.

>>211740186
>Spamming
Discussing star trek shows
>Promoting
Again discussing star trek

What is your mental malfunction? If it isn't TNG you just can't handle it and start schizo posting, it's so weird.

>>211740706
Why are you disparaging premium television? What is your problem?

>>211740751
No way, anon, I'm definitely shilling for TOS. If I keep it up, maybe CBS will bring it back in '70!

>>211740706
You need to seek help, you are not well mentally

Guys, guys... let's calm down and take a deep breath. Fighting isn't the Star Trek Way. Let's take a big step back and start discussing TNG, rationally and without malice.

>>211740833
No you seem to hate everything that isn't TNG or nutrek shit, pretty sure you are just desperate for attention any kind of attention even purely negative. That is really sad and pathetic. Seek help.

>>211740664
i would put them in the same tier of acting talent. they pretty much always do the same thing. theyre pretty good at it but no range.

>>211740895
Anon, it was a sarcastic post and I'm not that guy. How dare you mistake me for that psycho lol

>>211740862
We weren't discussing TNG we were discussing Ds9 until the schizophrenic lost his shit, as is tradition.

>>211740940
Don't pretend to be him then you are just feeding his mental insanity, you do realise he is a janny right?

>>211740933
Their outcomes were vastly different. Patrick is eating pizza with forks at fancy restaurants while Avery is playing piano on street corners with cardboard signs

Do not reply to tards. Do not engage. Make it so.

>>211741016
One of the tards is literally a janny tho makes it annoying to just post like a functional human when we have a schizo janney to deal with

the number 1 reason ds9 sucks is that none of it matters. everything was preordained from the rape of admiral cartwright to sisk abandoning his pregnant wife

>>211741108
>the number 1 reason ds9 sucks is that none of it matters.
thats an odd thing to say since its the exact opposite and everything in ds9 matters, thats kind the appeal of the show.

>>211741182
ds9 isn't good and is the point where star trek started going downhill. hard fact to accept, but history doesn't lie

>>211741108
If nothing mattered the prophets wouldn't need to act to try to ensure their decided outcome.

>>211741108
it sucks because it was boring as fuck, but you're also right

>>211741242
False on both counts.

>>211741242
no ds9 is very good its amazing actually, I get that you are a hateful disgusting petty ragefilled piece of shit, but that doesn't change the facts.

>>211741262
the fact that you are calling ds9 "boring" shows what you are, a petty hateful disgusting piece of shit.

>ds9 actionbabbies calling others "disgusting pieces of shit" because all they know is war
sad and untreklike

>>211741344
lol imagine being this upset over tv

>>211741389
no the war didn't start until season 6, you on the other hand are simply a sad disgusting waste of life.

>how to... ignore troll?
>durrr.... *shits pants*
>me give troll more attention! me smart!

>>211741247
the only time the wormhole aliens really tried to step in was near the end when they tried to tell him he couldnt marry cassidy. and they were right and he abandoned her stupid pregnant ass

>>211741392
imagine being this much of a hateful moron. You have nothing but bile and ignorant hate, you are protected by a janny who is equally hateful disgusting and puerile as you are. So you spam your shit confident in your stance as a awful hateful petty and disgusting person.

>>211741464
well no sisko convinced them to stop the dominion from being allowed to use the wormhole it was based af by both sisko and the prophets

>>211741566
k

>>211741679
jannys pet, you faggot

>>211741618
you only think that because the series is shown out of order. the wormhole aliens stopped the dominion before sisko was even born.
starting to see the suck?

as much as ds9 sucks its brilliant compared to into darkness. absolute shitshow that is

>>211741725
>because the series is shown out of order.
what? no it isn't. what are you talking about? I'm talking about sisko and the prophets stopping the dominion from sending any more ships through the wormhole? try and watch the show you are trying to argue about. Fucking hell. Stop posting you don't know what you are posting about.

>>211734914
The mad scientist was great. In TNG he might've been the main villain, but in DS9 he's just a nuisance.

Why do they love DS9 so much?
>inventing cringe plots about "jem hadar" and "le changelings"
>constantly posting about DS9 and nothing else
>bashing Babylon 5 out of shame and insecurity
>aggressively attacking any non-DS9 posts
>inventing conspiracy theories about DS9 post suppression
>insulting Gene and TOS/TNG cast because they don't like DS9
It seems like a cult

>>211735025
>>211735066
Emotional Sisko is best Sisko. It's obvious that's where Avery Brooks' real passion for the role came through.

>>211735154
The show still looks great in standard def. A remaster would be nice but I'm not sure it's totally necessary.

>>211741897
who is "they"? what the fuck are you talking about?

>>211741897
yes b5fags are super insecure we already know this.

>>211735243
Mulgrew projected emotion so well, both subtle and not-so-subtle. Must've been that soap opera background.

do you see the level of reading comprehension you\re not dealing with

>>211741432
its not just a troll its the actual janny who is schizophrenic, try and post dukat go ahead see what happens.

>>211741859
the wormhole aliens exist outside of time and experience the past present and future simultaneously. The wormhole aliens sending out their radiation, setting everything in motion. One particle collides with another, gases expand, planets contract, and before you know it we've got starships and holodecks and abandoned pregnant black women. In fact, you can't help but have starships and holodecks and abandoned pregnant black women, because it was all determined twenty billion years ago

>>211741901
i dont like when he does that weird singsong whisper. the rest is good

>>211742137
true star trek embraces volition. true star trek isn't deterministic.

>>211736713
Also the revised timeline with WW3 happening in the 2050s. Reducing the time frame of humanity's recovery from nuclear holocaust to utopian paradise, and having it all hinge on Cochrane's warp flight and a chance Vulcan encounter, was very stupid and contrived. Though honestly I really liked Cochrane and his arc in the movie from hopeless pessimist to confident leader, though I imagine I'm in the minority there.

>>211742137
yes and? how is that relevant to the linear story we are shown? you said
>the series is shown out of order
no it isn't I am talking about when sisko denied access to the wormhole for the dominion. Yet you seem to be spazzing out for some reason. Why is that? Maybe you are on your never ending quest to find something wrong with ds9? You stupid faggot janny.

>>211742001

>>211742309
aye

>>211734666
I don't like it because it tries too hard to look modern.
Like bro it's already a scifi ship why are you trying to make it look like a CD player?
Stargate Atlantis had the same problem but worse.

>>211736713
>which they were now forced to integrate into the VOY story as a cross-promotional tool
You can't blame the movie for execs decades down the line being cynical ghouls.
Not that Borg aren't plot poison but come on

>>211742465
>decades down the line
what
when do you think VOY was on the air versus when First Contact came out?

Sorry I'm late crewmen, Naomi Wildman was having a little episode in the holodeck.
But don't you fret I've got another delicious batch of your favorite, my famous Leola Root stew!
Care for a bowl?

>>211742137
>prophets in the early seasons: interdimensional alien lifeforms that exist outside of linear time and have no real interest in the corporeal realm, so everything about them being gods and protectors of bajor is pure myth
>prophets in the later seasons: actual fucking gods with full omnipotence who speak in mystical riddles about destiny, create demigod babies with humans and even have their own evil satanic counterparts
Fuck you Behr, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>211742465
>decades down the line
this is the state of nu-trek fags they genuinely think this shit

>>211742573
no it wa a good development, they were waiting for the emissary so they could understand once they did it was a non-linear progression. The time of the emissary was crucial for bajor and for themselves. It makes sense once you wrap your simple stupid tranny janny brain around non-linear time

>>211742507
Looks delicious as always Neel, thanks for dropping by.

into darkness is ridiculously bad. everyone forgot the vulcans can kick the shit out of human augments? let alone the half dozen other superior races in the federation

>>211742507
We've received a complaint from Starfleet HR.

>>211742573
>create demigod babies with humans
this was so dumb to me, why not one of the millions of bajorans that literally worship you?

>>211742823
Even the wormhole aliens know the Bajorans fucking suck

>>211742507
A crewmember made an allegation against you.

>>211742823
they tried but he was too racist

>>211742823
why? they don't want to be worshiped they just wanted to help

>>211742507
We'd like to discuss it and find out what really happened.

>>211742507
Claimant said that you were on shift, talking together.

>>211742507
And you just wouldn't stop staring.

>>211742507
You wouldn't stop, she said.

>>211742917
Look at those ta-tas!

>>211742507
"He wouldn't stop staring" was the official statement.

>>211742794
What a bizarre aside? Why did you suddenly bring up JJ shit for no reason?

>>211742507
"He just wouldn't stop..."

>>211742507
We await your formal response.

>>211743125
Hey tranny janny shut the fuck up, you aren't fooling anyone

>>211743223
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T DS9!!!!

>>211743131
i was watching it on pluto because i dint want to watch the ds9 episode and i usually only watch voy at night. but now im watching tng, the one where picard has to kill himself to save the enterprise from the time loop

there has been a lot of avatarfagging in /trek/ recently

I'd rather have tripfags, easier to filter

>>211743418
Examples?

>>211737402
lol ok buddy boy

>>211743418
I got banned for posting attention bajoran workers apparently that was 'avatar posting' the janny is on an insane power trip and hates Ds9 no one wants tripfags, you need to reevaluate your priorities.

>>211743284
Hey how about you only post real trek and not spam and we can all get along, I posted 3 dukat images and was banned for 'avatar posting' it's very clear the janny has an agenda eh?

>>211741860
what are you talking about he quite literally just minded his own fucking business and did nothing wrong. if he hadn't gotten the baseball card that Jake happened to also want nothing of interest would have happened on the station that day.

>>211738856
>I’m Canadian and I’m pooping right now.
ah the old "Vancouver poutine"

>>211743846
i think im going to watch enterprise again.

>>211744148
See? Literally a power mad little faggot

>>211744184
>>211743846
Huh...

>>211743846
Have you considered you are a pathetic little janny who is a hate filled horrible disgusting waste of life? And your little power trip is as pathetic as you are? FUCK YOU, YOU DISGUSTING FAGGOT

>>211744402
Based, Star Trek is all about fighting tyranny.

Keep fighting the good fight, anon!

wtf is going on in this thread o algo

>>211744387
Exactly the tranny janny is deleting my posts and will no doubt give me some pathetic "ban" because he's a shitty disgusting piece of shit
This is the post that you are replying to that was deleted by the tranny janny btw

got banned for posting attention bajoran workers apparently that was 'avatar posting' the janny is on an insane power trip and hates Ds9 no one wants tripfags, you need to reevaluate your priorities

If I posted the actual pathetic ban he gave me I'm sure I'd get a longer ban this time, for absolutely no reason but that I was doing a comedy bit with the Attention Bajoran Workers, a day ago. But that triggered the janny, as my current posts are now. What a schizo faggot. Who defends the nutrek faggot, when if anyone is actually avatar fagging it's him.

wait why did the janny delete the neelixkino? was this guy up to no good in another thread.

like a based sneedlixer dare i say

>>211744668
Oh I posted this after a 'warning' to not complain about '4chan policy' fuck you! I was here before you tranny janny you are using your pathetic little power to stifle anything you don't agree with.

What did I miss? Was it the Odo toilet webm?

>>211744668
The fact that the tendi fag never gets banned just means we’re being trolled by the gay mods

It is what it is

>>211742309
Nobody under age 30 has even heard of Babylon 5.

>>211744925
Exactly I got a 24 hour ban for posting 3, well thought out well constructed posts about Dukat fucking Kira's mom. It was for "avatar posting" which is hilarious considering the nutrek faggot. This very tame and reasonable Dukat posting literally 3 posts, triggered the tranny janny. I'm sure I'm up for another ban. So FUCK YOU TRANNY JANNY YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.

>>211744925
>>211745115
His spam got removed too… mostly. Don’t be rash.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/211632677/#q211662116

>>211745115
I once got either warned or a 24 hour ban for saying Pakleds likely had the IQ comparable to sub saharan Africans. I didn’t know we had a Janny willing to defend one of the most hated races in all of science fiction, but here we are.

>>211745254
>one of the most hated races in all of science fiction
Who hates Pakleds? They were played by Chris Latta, aka Starscream/Cobra Commander.

>>211745242
Come on that tranny janny is going to ban me too for no reason but vile hate, my attention bajoran workers posts were noting but a bit of fun and classic trek and yet 24 hr ban hammer, just look at this thread, 2 of my posts are gone the little faggot with his little faggy power trip will no doubt do it again, he protects the nutrek fag we've seen it time and time again. Why has he never been banned for avatar fagging when I was after 3 fucking well thought out and well constructed posts? The answer is obvious.

>>211745242
Thing is I didn't post anything racist or controversial I was just posting Dukat bringing Bajoran workers the important message that he had been fucking Kira's mom.

>>211745336
They’re hated for being the focus of one of the most loathed episodes in Star Trek history. Samaritan Snare is one of those episodes you watch behind a locked door because you don’t want someone to walk in on you.

POST TREK MEMES

>>211746132
Why? It will just trigger the janny

i've resorted to reading star trek fanfic since it seems to be better than current trek

>>211745856
I like the ep, how is it bad?
>inb4 "how can a dumb species be warp capable"
maybe their equivalent of chatgpt made them dumb

>>211746591
>how can a dumb species be warp capable
That's the Bajorans thoughbeit

>>211746628
They weren't warp capable before the Cards. They did have solar sails but that's not FTL.

>>211746591
It’s an Idiot Plot where everyone acts retarded in order for the story to play out. Geordi deserved so much better than the episodes he got.

if anbo jyutsu is so dangerous why is there a ring permenantly installed on the enterprise?

>>211746403
get silly tavern and make some cards

>>211746902
ai is garbage

>>211746853
It's actually a Parisees Squares ring

>>211734345
do you think it gave troi the ick?

My, that's rather a lot of Clinton Trek.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9lmd54

Now he's doing his Trek News/online shill persona after getting btfo.

Star Trek: Pixar

>>211742794
The movie's the worst, but can they? Bashir had only mild augmentation and was still implied to be able to hold his own against Vulcans at baseball, and the ENT augments rekt Klingons hand to hand harder than we've seen Vulcans or anyone else without using a neck pinch, even the heavily pregnant small Bajoran woman. Yes, Kirk was able to beat up Khan with a pipe, but then he held his own against Spock while Spock was angry and horny and Kirk was drugged up to fake his death

NuTroll is trying to ... Derail the conversation. Hide and discuss better topics like why Betazoid telepathy worked over subspace comms.

>>211748521
we never have these kinds of problems on second life

>>211748743
SL Picard looks like Bezos

>>211748554
>Yes, Kirk was able to beat up Khan with a pipe, but then he held his own against Spock while Spock was angry and horny and Kirk was drugged up to fake his death
meh they were using nonsensical weapons for some reason if it was pure hand to hand Kirk probably would have died for real

>>211748793
mmm oh yes

>>211748800
>Kirk's pimp pipe
Was only there in that particular episode.

>>211738856
Wtf? Is that Locke???

>>211749167
yes same guy

>>211749167
He's at least three different guys in the X-Files televisual universe too

>>211749167
They quasi-referenced this early in Lost when Boone made a reference to Redshirts being canon fodder. Locke seemed a bit disgusted at having to share an island with a Trekkie.

Dah-ta

>>211750705
DATA’S EYES ARE NOT BLUE

why did they change Ziyal actress

>>211750793
Data has always had braces

>>211750923
youre upset about the whales arent you?

>>211751675
I beg your pardon?

>>211751675
Only the evil ones!

Reed: Captain Archer, enemy Xindi on our sensors.
Archer: Where?
Reed: Delphic Expanse, but they were on the move. Current location unknown.
Archer: There is no time to be lost! Enterprise! Starfleet, the enemy is at our door! We know our duty, and we will do it. We fight for our humanity as explorers, as Starfleet officers, and we fight in the name of the Earth! And if we die this day we die in glory, We die heroes' deaths... but no, we shall not die, it is the Xindi who will taste death and defeat, as you know... Most of our MACOs are stationed in space, prepared to deep strike! Our tactical systems have been prepared in the event that the Xindi should be so bold and so foolish. We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous, devastating defensive transporter strikes.
Starfleet regulations designate this maneuver as Human Wave Tactics. We will descend upon the aliens, we will overwhelm them, we will leave none alive! Meanwhile our security teams shall ensure the full defense of our starship. We are the Enterprise, we are Humanity's FURY!

>>211751988
>Even the whales are evil?!
The only semi-decent NuTrek. Predictably rejected by Star Trek's modern audience for not being gay and retarded enough.

>>211752543

>Many of Schneider’s allies said he reminds them in some ways of a big kid — one who respects his young viewers as his equals and who was uniquely (and profitably) able to tap into what they would find funny. He is a fan of “Star Trek,” and has a penchant for timepieces and vintage lunchboxes. He is obsessed with his pets, and even had his pet rabbit Cookie ferried from Los Angeles to San Diego so that the rabbit could receive medical care from a particular veterinarian.

>>211753081
The Star Trek predilection proven once again

>>211746951
garbage in, garbage out. do cards and rag/lorebooks right and you can have good trek fun with it. i usually use a real episode as a start to play, then let it deviate more as it goes along

>>211753081
Wasn't Tim Russ the principal on iCarly or some shit?

I remember him saying a bunch of good things about Schneider.

>>211753750
>Tim Russ, (born June 22, 1956), plays Principal Ted Franklin on iCarly. His character is the very first character to appear on the iCarly series, appearing in the first scene of the first episode, iPilot.

https://icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Principal_Ted_Franklin

wtf

Give me your best quark photos

>>211753978

>>211753978
>"The complex qualities of Quark's ethos most likely came from Shimerman first, he tells me. The writers began to write those qualities into Quark because he had those qualities to begin with."

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelvenables/2013/09/01/shimerman-on-the-star-trek-mythos-mentoring-actors-and-theaters-greatest-catharsis/

Makes you think

>>211754142
(((Shimerman))) had greedy, unethical qualities????

>>211754499
i love me white women chu no

>>211734354
ALL LEWDNESS REGARDING STAR TREK WOMEN AND THEIR BIG TITTIES WILL BE KEPT TO A NECESSARY MINIMUM

>>211754605
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Breast

>>211754499
You can't blame actors for hopping on the Nu Trek gravy train.

I guess you CAN but I don't think you should.
I kind of see actors like children, too stupid to blame for a lot of their own fuck ups.

>>211748623
Probably because Troi was making it up.

>>211754605
No.

>>211734354
Agreed.

this is vital to the plot

>>211754760
>one piece
Kek at this fridge bodied whore

>>211755084
and so is this

>>211755084
>tfw you "holodeck" them and then find out the holodeck was out of order and you accidentally did it for real

>>211754724
What about Lwaxana? Or Tam Elbrun? Or the guy who was the Serenity Now, Insanity Later guy on Seinfeld?

>>211755128

>>211734289 (OP)
I'm a bread man,Apgar.
A BREAD MAN!

>>211734417
I fucking wish this was near me I’d have it on every day. Pluto is a decent substitute

>>211754605
TRUE BAJORAN COFFEE FOR TRUE BAJORANS

>>211755547
pluto lacks faith of the heart

>>211737827
I love deep space 9, but always hated the inclusion of section 31. I get the idea but the fact that we’ve NEVER seen another founding species as a member of it just reduces it entirely to a banal earth based bitch cia

>>211753978

>>211755666
>tfw you'll never own a Quark's-mug because they had one job and didn't do it

>>211755547
i get it via a low power church station that isn't even recognized by any major site when you look up what channels i should pick up. it was like finding a treasure chest since i was stuck with antenna at the time
always rescan every few weeks just to see what else is changed that isn't mentioned in the major repack changes

>>211755884

>>211755542
So am I!

>worst show of the franchise (excluding nuTrek slop)
>but also has the hottest babes of the franchise
tis a shame

>>211756678
kek this is fucking retarded but I laughed anyway

>>211756782
but Kira is the hottest babe

>>211756678
:^)

>>211756782
The collage of action shots was a poor choice

>>211754554
By all accounts he is considered by all of his costars to be kind, generous, and a consummate professional (you hear this a lot on podcasts like Delta Flyers, Shuttle pod etc.)

well here i go about to watch one of fhe supposed worst episodes of Star Trek. how bad can it be?

>>211758063
Some of the worst ones I don't find that bad
>Spock's Brain
>Theshold
But shit like Sub Rosa... good lord...

>>211758165
those are still above that kids jumping ep of ds9 and the clown ep of voyager

>>211756782
>but also has the hottest babes of the franchise
lol, no
TOS mogged it weekly

I'm watching Trek the way it aired, currently bouncing back and forth between Voyager and DS9. Gotta say .... Voyager is better so far. I'm about 1.5 seasons into it and 3.5 seasons into DS9. It's interesting bouncing back and forth.

>>211758467
Pff. Not a thicc latina. Your opinion shouldn't be hauling garbage, it should be hauled away as garbage.

>>211759067
Phew. I absolutely hate early VOY, I think it's the worst S1-S2 of any Trek series actually, worse than ENT which I believe is an inferior show.

VOY is pretty much on the same trajectory as DS9 for me
>massive improvements in S3
>hits its stride in S4

>>211759168
I'm also a contrarian on TNG thoughbeit I really don't dislike S1 of that either. Have you ever overlapped seasons 1 and 2 of Voyager with DS9? Maybe it's just the fact that I'm getting little breaks. I just care more about what's happening on that little ship than I do about the space station. DS9 isn't bad, it's just kind of trying too hard to be edgy.

>>211759168
Is it at least charming shitty like early TNG? Because it’s the charm that gets me through the shit.

>>211759457
Definitely less. I also really hated the Kazon though.

>>211759457
I disagree with that guy so right now you're looking at 50/50 odds of early Voyager being good. Just saying.

>>211738289
u miss him bro?

>>211759872
I still think VOY is good, just not so much S1-S2

>>211759457
early tng has a lot going for it you might not notice on a first watch. early eps all adopt the low budgetness of the original, so the sky is a solid red or purple because thats what they have a background for. the rest of the fx arwent good because its low budget and 80s still. and even the music sounds different.
upon rewatches though, you'll see how those things i complained about match better with tos than later tng. let alone the plot of the ep itself you were watching

>>211759948
The TOS-ness of S1 TNG is more like the back half of S2 TOS or S3 TOS than the good stuff, though.

It is like TOS, you're right, but TOS at its worst instead of its best.

>>211759944
No I'm not saying you're wrong, but I just disagree. I find the Voyager ship ultra comfy. Its been a while since I rewatched it so if it really gets even better than this then holy shit I'm sorry but I have to rank Voyager ahead of TNG.

>>211760100
VOY is a really comfy show, I agree, but it doesn't settle into that until S3.

S1-S2 The Doctor is still so uptight and stiff, I think his development does a lot for the comfyness of the show.

>>211760003
i think thats agreeable. no one thinks early tng is great. but it has some great qualities you only realize after rewatching
even though tng's story telling got way better, the early lighting, music, tone and even camera angles were way better than later. later stories and eps are much better constructed though

>>211760171
tng season 1&2 are great. best seasons of tng

>>211759948
I’m almost done with my first chronological viewing of TNG and I can’t wait to start it over from the beginning. Even though much of the first two seasons are objectively poorly made, they hit me with such a nostalgia for the way television used to be. I really like the stage play quality of TOS and early TNG.

>>211748623
oh no tendi avatar fag is back

I’m an early season enjoyer. The plots are more episodic, the characters are rapidly developing, there are lots of little things that are tried but later on discarded, it’s just so satisfying on rewatches.

>>211760354
It's before everyone got flanderized.

>>211760748
i wish i was more like you

>>211760370
i think theres more than enough good stuff in the early seasons to rewatch over and over. none of them are a chore, they aint that bad. much worse that came later

>>211758063
>>211758165
yeah it was Spock's Brain. And I guess it wasn't that bad but it did hurt my feelings seeing him Keevan'd around

>BRAIN AND BRAIN WHAT IS BRAIN?
I laughed

also i remembered this song for the first time in years
https://youtu.be/m2xG0hqejN8

>>211734289 (OP)
My favorite meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>Romulans aren't scared of corbomite anymore
aweeee what when did this happen?

>>211760844
theres also stuff like believable tech limitations. in season 2 picard and wesley spend all day in a shuttle because it doesnt have warp. K'Ehleyr had to be shipped by torpedo. by ds9 any asshole could get thier hands on a warp ship and by the start of voy they could get a shuttle to warp 10 with a couple weeks work of mods.

scotty is the best

>>211763024
>scots
>the best
at deep fried knife crime maybe

>>211763024
I love Scotty

But his CURSED SEASON 3 hair is worth discussing
What the fuck happened?

>>211763260
I also want to know. It's highly disturbing. He's not cute anymore

I laughed my ass off when I saw this. Anyone have a good answer for this? I've been wanting to know for years.

>>211763260
>>211763319
Don't forget semi-cursed "sideburns way too fucking long" Scotty

>>211755737
Enterprise is looped on the generic Sifi station with Merlin and other terrible shows. I wish they just had two trek stations, one with TOS and TNG and the other with DS9 VOY and ENT.

>>211763322
Hexagons are actually the most efficient way to pack the most cells into a space. Think beehives or TTRPG hex paper.

I do like how often Scotty commands the Enterprise from the bridge in TOS when both Spock and Kirk are on the away mission

I think Scott is shown commanding the Enterprise more than Spock even

>>211763440
Yeah, but they're not stable when stacked. Which was the point of that scene.

>>211763500
when Spock is in command Scotty and McCoy just bully him

>>211763516
They're only unstable when gravity is constant. They can just reverse the polarity of the gravity plating or some shit and it would be ideal. Except thumbelina is a hack fraud

>>211763657
You're coping pretty hard here. Why can't you just admit it makes no sense?

>>211763373
this is the way it should be

>>211763539
spock needs to be bullied. it keeps him focused

>>211763373
Is buying them on DVD not an option?

>>211763751
I like bees and beekeeping and I like showing off my bee fun facts, so why don't you ... buzz off

>>211763943
>can't admit it makes no sense
>takes it out on the messenger
Your mommy would be so disappointed in you.

>>211763942
thats what the commercials are for

>>211764279
I cast a hex upon you! A regularly tessellated hex!
ps. Catspaw is cheesier than Spock's Brain and Sub Rosa combined

>>211764879
Patrick Stewart playing the Lord Of Evil is even cheesier than that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGh3BPsesY

>The Enterprise Incident
wow that was great

>>211765287
Probably the best S3 episode and one of the only really good ones

>>211763500
scotty knows how to take an order without questioning it, if he's in command on the enterprise and kirk tells him to blow the whole planet up he says sir yes sir.

>>211765471
Let me guess the only reason that Tal guy existed is because the commander being a woman was supposed to be a huge deal back then so it was a tweest

>>211765273
what the fuck did i just see

>>211766715
Your guess is as good as mine. I can't find the source (aside from the linked-to parody video).

>>211766871
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0694628/

>>211767295
Thank you!

>>211746403
I've been reading some of the newer Star Trek comics about Sisko and Worf. They're set a few years after DS9 and they're actually not bad. Sisko gets a new crew and ship, then they set out to find a new threat the Prophets warned him about. Worf's series is a spin off of that story, about him tracking down a cult. The crossover storyline between the two was awful, though. I'm also not crazy about the new characters introduced in both series.

>>211734439
My security won't allow 'X' to track me. I'm not watching that I guess.
And you retards are letting Elon learn from you for some free TV. Faggot drones.

>>211763942
It’s comfy knowing that they’re available at the click of a button.

i really don't understand how this asteroid is such a problem like why cripple the ship to deflect it at the exact right moment why not just blow it the fuck up at any time? they had 2 months

>>211754499
Is this from a later season Columbo?

>>211767660
Well, sure. I have four Star Trek series on DVD, and downloaded most of the rest.

And just when you thought this thread would fall off the catalog...IT DIDN'T!

>>211768394
I’ve got all of TOS TAS TNG and ENT on dvd(last one on Blu-ray) alongside all of the movies. I’m waiting on better collections of DS9 and VOY but I doubt that’ll ever happen. Voyager is the only trek I haven’t watched enough to know everything about it the moment i watch a bit of the show

>the ship is menaced by kids making jerk off motions that drive the crew insane

not only is this so stupid it's boring as fuck also I don't understand why Kirk was able to break out of it but no one else did

Bones--

>>211771631
Snyder-esque imagery

>>211756782
Voyager blows DS9 out of the water, its only third to TOS and TNG. ENT gets better over time but ended too soon. DS9 its not Star Trek and its only a comfy sci-fi show about retards in a space station.

I'd eat a pit piece.

>>211772723
>You will never eat Counselor Troi

>>211770039
Fuck off Mike but also thanks

>>211771631
bravo vince

>>211772829
I have so many names in this thread...it makes me feel like the Devil.

>>211763322
That show isn't even funny.

TNG is easily the best and I don't understand how its even considered a debate

>>211773163
Who cares what's the best at the end of the day?
What exactly is served by saying on Trek is the best? What's the point?

>>211771236
They had le heckin magic powers! And Kirk is too le epic awesome to put up with that!

>>211760370
Early TNG is surreal in how it has the weird TOS direction but aesthetics that are contemporary enough they're still followed as guidelines for modern sci-fi.

>>211773163
It was almost certainly the only series that got fully realized, but I will always pine and cope about what ENT could had been.

>>211767643
What's he going to do? Call us a bunch of nerds?

I'm watching Arena because some anon mentioned it a while ago. The aliens are great

>>211755666
Rom's nose on Quark for this never fails to annoy me. They would've had a newer promo-shot of Quark with the correct nose by the time this episode was filmed.

>>211775982
i bet some prop guy probably just made it for fun and they were like that's funny let's use it for something

>>211734354
just one lewd?

>>211775982
"it won't show up on '90s SD TVs"

Literally the single most important scene in all of Star Trek.

>>211779186
>Literally the single most important scene in all of Star Trek.

>>211779667
>Heh. I see you, too, are a student of the martial arts. Very well... YOWROSHEEKU OHNAYGUHSHEEMAWS!

>>211755547
dizqueTV does exist. You can have a channel constantly running with all of your favorite sci fi and custom made bumps and period correct movie trailers.

>>211755547
>I’d have it on every day
When AI is stronger. In probably a month or two. It will generate a continual stream of Trek. Meaning: no 'sodes, just one. Continuous stream. scene-after-scene, Generated. 24/7.

>>211779711
NANI?

What was Forgotten in the Season 3 Star Trek Enterprise episode, The Forgotten?

>>211734417
>Trip has sex again

At oh eight hundred hours, station time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against the Dominion. They have already struck fifteen bases along the Cardassian border. So, this is a huge victory for the good guys. This may even be the turning point of the entire war. There's even a 'Welcome to the Fight' party tonight in the wardroom. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. Garak was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant, so I will learn to live with it.

Because I can live with it.

I can live with it.

Computer, erase that entire personal log.

Archer would have defeated the entire Dominion on first contact with the Founders. He would've blown their world to fucking pieces from the very beginning.

looks like Hugo Weaving

explain

>>211782026
Bashir looking fruity

>>211782026
What episode of Stargate was this?

>>211782365
>Leeta

Is she the absolute worst character of DS9? Aside from being pretty, I just hate her presence.

>>211782722
Not the worst but she was pretty bad. She was basically the big titty bimbo on ds9 and made no sense tonally.

>>211782937
As a gigantic fan of bimbos, I agree entirely. She's enormously out of place.

That and Ira's weird Ferengi culture change, Dukat's character assassination and so on was all very out of place really. Bashir going from naive, socially inept but good-hearted and kind doctor to super genius who's colder than ice was also bizarre. Rom going from bumbling retard brother to savant retard engineer (and landing Leeta..)

>>211782409

>>211782722
Leeta is better than Jadzia in season 6 and always better tha Ziyal.

>>211783307
Nah, Jadzia stinks but she's still a step above Leeta who was probably fucking Ira on the side or something.

It's insneedious

Hoshi is a slut

>>211783023
Gee, almost like the show was crappy.

>>211783307
ziyal is completely inoffensive she's basically a non-entity

Vulcan girls
Human boyfriends

>>211784815
Cardy tradwife

This was so stupidly gratuitous and out-of-sync with Star Trek that I fucking laughed out loud

What the fuck is this, Austin Powers? Good lord, Berman really had no fucking shame during S1 of ENT.

>>211785459
still a good episode but yes ENT is constantly gratuitous for no reason but the obvious

>>211785459
Oh no an attractive alien woman, this is totally not star trek at all!

>>211785653
I think he's just commenting on the silhouette which is straight out of austin powers

>>211785653
There's a difference between having sexy characters in sexy costumes and inventing a reason for a character to go behind a sheet backlit like a gag from Naked Gun or Austin Powers.

Subtlety is sexy, desu. I'm not trying to watch porn.

>>211785817
You're just griping over a perfectly reasonable scene.

>>211786007
>griping
It made me laugh.

>>211786068
You're calling it porn. It's not porn. It's kino.

>>211786090
If you want to just dump ENT coom because there's nothing else to discuss about that show, you don't need the pretense of replying to me to do it. Go ahead, anon. Be your best smoothbrained hormone crazed self.

>>211785817
Gene wanted there to be dudes fucking in the background of Picard's scenes in Captain's Holiday.

>>211786156
Gene had suffered like 10 small strokes by the time TNG started airing. He was giving interviews talking about pedo shit and just random insane ramblings.

I don't put a lot of stock in post-TOS Gene Roddenberry to begin with because he bought into his own hype and started seeing himself like some kind of cult leader, but by the time of TNG he was completely gone mentally and was just being exploited by everyone around him: mostly his lawyer and his wife Majel.

>>211772766

*runs autisticly*

This is how I would rank the seasons of TNG

3 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5 > 7 > 1

1 is the worst. 2 is severely underrated it has a lot of great character moments and good dialogue. 5 is used to rate much higher but while that season has the best episodes the series ever aired, like darmok and the inner light, it's also has quite few stinkers. 6 is more consistent in quality. 3 is objectively the best theirs not a bad episode in that entire season.

>>211786693
3 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 5 = 2 > 1

Q-Who is the absolute best Borg episode and I refuse to hear otherwise. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TWKl_EGnHI

>>211786743
I know you've got a whole argument queued up for why Best of Both Worlds ISN'T the best Borg episode so just drop the pretense and post it already ya dingus

>>211786743
Definitely. It's one of the best episodes of the entire series.

>>211786789
Part 2 of best of both worlds just isn't that good imo. It doesn't stick the landing from all the thrilling build up part 1 has. I dunno if there was any way to really make part 2 interesting considering they had to return things to status quo by the next episode in fairness. But it still detracts from the overall experience of the episode.

In q who you have q around to act as deus ex machina to set things back to status quo for the show and it works because q works and John de lancie plays the character so well. The episode can be both scary because of the unknown super power threat of the borg and comedic because of q and Picards interactions. So it's like a really good comedy horror

>>211786964
That's the trouble though, isn't it. There IS no way to stick the landing with defeating the Borg. If you introduce a way for them to be defeated, they lose their initial appeal which is this inhuman indefatigable other than is just a nearly unstoppable force of nature, or entirely unstoppable given their level of technology.

They had to bring the Borg back, though. There was way too much fan interest and the writers were also hooked on the whole problem of how to use them.
I think they did about as good as they could do in Best of Both Worlds. If they had just brought in Q at the end to fix it with a snap of his fingers, it would've been worse and having Q-Who as a one-off was clearly never going to be a thing either.

>>211782026
He died with his belly full of wine and a mouth around his cock.

who are your favorite "best friends" in Star Trek?

>>211787876
As if you need to ask.
>but they're not even friends!
Once you've been stripped to your underpants by a couple of alien dudes pretending to be hot chicks, you become friends forever.

>>211786789
Because in Q-Who they're an unknown threat who enormously advanced compared to the Federation, and they pose an actual threat. Without Picard swallowing his pride and being a good leader by asking Q for help and admitting that maybe they did suffer from some hubris and complacency they wouldn't have stood a chance as we evidently see. Q makes a good point about the galaxy that sure you can go exploring all you want but don't be surprised if it bites you in the ass eventually. There's actual tension, there's excitement and the conclusion is actually satisfying despite it being an action of Q that saves them. It's a well earnt deus ex machina.

Best of Both Worlds is mostly great, but the shitty "Go to sleep" ending sucks and that episode stops the Borg from being a threat immediately. I stop viewing them as an unstoppable, machinistic cold gestalt consciousness and instead just view them like any other race, just a bit more peculiar than others.

>>211787876
After kirk and spock, but tbqh I like all of them, data and geordi, seven and the doctor, even nig and nog, tom and kim is probably the lowest ranked but even they have their moments

Quark and Odo have a great frienemy thing going on.

>>211788010
I bet Odo used the holosuite to fuck Quarkhead Kira

>>211787956
I would argue O'Brien and Bashir are the best too. Their relationship is really fleshed out well and satisfying to watch. I'm not sure how I feel about Kirk and Spock I'm not done with TOS yet but it feels like Kirk cares way more about Spock than the other way around. He has looked out for him in so many ways at his own expense and I have not really seen it reciprocated. But that in it's own way is an interesting dynamic too.

>>211788185
I guess part of that is in the films as well, discounting the films its O'Brien and Bashir

>>211788061
is Quarkhead, Nerys' long lost 1/2 ferengi brother?

What are some movies featuring Marc Alaimo in a significant role? I watched Arena (which as him and Quark, funnily enough) but Arena also unfortunately fucking stinks.

>>211788332
He has a bit part in Total Recall

>>211788624
I'm well aware - but I did ask for significant role.

>>211788798
That’s was I could come up with off the top of my head, sorry. If only there were some easily searchable repository of information somewhere. Some sort of interconnected network of some kind

>>211788798
he mostly played in tv shows so their isn't much, their is a tv movie called rosemary where he''s the lead but I haven't seen it and can't find much about it

>>211788902
what we need is a database where you can search for movies and the actors that play in them, perhaps some kind of rating system to sort the good from the bad, if only such a thing existed

>>211788185
have you gotten to amok time yet?

>>211789264
yeah I'm on season 3 now.

>>211789308
ah, well you do have the movies ot look forward too

>>211788983
Are you one of those buzzkill retards who never asks questions and if anyone ever asks you one, you just tell them "uh dude google it lmao cringe bro"

>>211789552
I did answer >>211788904 are you one of these hyper sensitive zoomers who can't take a joke?

>>211789487
Amok Time is what made clear to me Kirk is really the best friend a guy could ask for and even McCoy was a good sport but when Spock has to choose what to do...well...remember when Kirk was going senile and he opted to humiliate him in front of the rest of the senior staff and that Commodore to relive him of command? Yeah

>>211789616
he was just being logical, kirk would've done the same to save the ship, remember when kirk started a fight by calling him racial slurs to break the spore control? its not like he meant it, it was just the only way.

>>211789725
it wasn't the only way. the Commodore asked him to take over and even though he could have done it he refused because he wasn't 100%. it wasn't worth putting Kirk through all that when he could have tried talking him into it first, which he didn't bother with. Kirk's dignity was simply not a factor in his decision at all. Kirk would absolutely had NOT done the same thing. and it's not the same at all as when he called Spock slurs because that was actually the only way AND he bothered to apologize immediately. Spock actually hurt Kirk's feelings with that trial shit and he just walked out of the room saying nothing. also it wasn't even logical because Stocker had no fucking clue how to captain the ship and almost got them killed.

>>211789980
ok now I'm remembering the ep better, yes spock was very cold, but you can see it pains him to do it, in fact he refuses multiple times if iirc, keeping any of them incharge would've still been a bad idea, spock walked out without saying anything because he was avoiding having a breakdown himself.

>>211790278
well you just illustrate my point about their friendship that Kirk will think of Spock first and Spock prioritizes other things. I love in Journey to Babel where Kirk basically just anticipates that Spock is gonna be a stubborn ass and instead of trying to persuade him of anything he just goes up on the bridge with broken ribs and internal bleeding or whatever and stays in command so Spock has no excuse not to do the transfusion and save Sarek. Kirk is a fucking angel

>>211790609
I can't argue with that, if you haven't seen the movies yet you will see spock finally get one up on kirk on the "who is the better friend" game

Anyone baking?

>>211790989
oh shit didn't even realize, yea someone bake pls

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>>211791025
Will be out of the oven in 2 minutes

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>>211791234
even with a nice 4-digit straight!

When I think of Tendi, I think of happy endings.

Her panties must get really slippery when she's wet.