Thread 211734531

What would you do in this situation?

Oh geez.. uh... I don't know probably smash her skull in and rape her

Mind break her

>>211734531 (OP)
grab her by the hair and smash her face on the corner of the table until she stops moving

can't even fathom getting bullied by a girl

>>211734896
Yeah, imagine if you were a grown adult being bullied by a little girl threatening to tell the police you molested her unless you lick her cunny

I'd be confused. What would I, an obese unkempt 30 year old unemployed NEET porn addict, be doing in an animated movie? Why am I in a children's school? OP, your entire premise for this thread is flawed. Don't you see?

>>211734531 (OP)
...
Okay usually /tv/ is just deranged and horny, but this clip is actually fucking bizzarre.

>>211734531 (OP)
Maim or some other permanent disfigurement

Where are the teachers? This is sad. No wonder American kids shoot up their schools all the time. =(

>>211734531 (OP)
>the writer's not at all disguised fetish

>>211734531 (OP)
If that kid grew up to be an incel that hates women, it would be one of those rare cases where it's 100% understandable and justified.

>>211734968
Apparently the glasses kid dissed/undermined her in their classroom and she did that as a result

>>211735352
>rare
lol
lmao

>>211735511
Right, sure
Listen, I went to school as a kid, and I never saw a cute girl engaging in bdsm petplay with a boy in her class. That's not really a realistic depiction of girl on boy bullying

>>211734531 (OP)
Ok well why has no one brought up that this gay little sissy deserves to be bullied? He’s so bright-eyed and enthusiastic about baby carrots and he’s a coward who is scared of a girl, etc. Like this little pussy needs a good ass kicking. Are we supposed to feel sorry for this homo? If I was in that school I would probably already have been bullying him and stealing his lunch money before the girls walked up. Little faggots just piss me off, I hate movies where the MC is like this.

>>211735530
Yes, rare, women are great

>>211735511
fucking overreaction

>>211735726
Women are great? I don’t get what that means, that statement just makes you sound prejudice toward men.

>>211735352
>rare
So naive.

Reminder that DreamWorks peaked with its very first movie

>>211734531 (OP)
spit in her face and throw the chocolate milk on her

>>211735624
Well the reason is because he's adopted by a literal dog

>>211736948
/tv/ doesnt watch movies thougheverbeit. only webms.

>>211735637
If Mr. Peabody was so smart why didn't he teach Sherman how to fight? Sherman could have crippled Penny with various martial arts techniques if he was trained properly

DreamWorks is responsible of making one of the boring and uninteresting animation movies of all time, and it's this one

>>211735076
The teachers are laying in wait to punish Sherman for defending himself and then reports his dad to CPS afterwards btw (this is canon and actually happens in the movie)

Shark Tale is a flawed movie, but Angie is still a cute

The 2001 movie Shrek has carried DreamWorks on its back for more than two decades

>>211734531 (OP)
something tells me that animated 8 year old girl wants the D.

Why are bratty little girls so sexy?

Shrek 3 really is as bad as everyone says. They literally murder the villain despite him no longer being a threat.

>>211735076
The teachers are being trained to use guns as well and don't have time to deal with teaching.

>>211735637
This. You get the bullies you deserve.

>>211734531 (OP)
nice try FBI

>>211736543
Antz was kino as fuck

>>211734531 (OP)
Shark her *pull down her skirt* then as she hastily bends down to pull them back up, push her over and smell her butt. Openly profess "I'm a dog too!"

>Thunderous applause by the other students

Very funny movie
https://youtu.be/yEqjnlWEIcg?feature=shared

>>211738774
pop pop watching niggers drop

I can definitely see why that Sinbad movie flopped. It premiered just 1 week before Curse of the Black Pearl, a more entertaining adventure with a better protagonist.

>>211739037
It doesn't help that another much better adventure movie, Finding Nemo, was very fresh on people's minds when Sinbad came out

>>211734531 (OP)
not to this extreme, but many events like this over my formative years led to my femdom fetish

>>211737906
Shrek 3 is better than 1. The movies are at their peak when its unhinged fairy tale humor. Them going to that medieval high school and prince charming is 1000x better than Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona walking through the forest for 40 minutes

>>211739989
>hates forests
>likes high schools
brown hands typed that post

>>211740083
>"argues" like a child
>has a bad opinion
im shocked honestly

>>211740202
>hates forests
>keeps arguing
shut up nigger

Mating press for hours with no breaks

>>211734531 (OP)
>Because you're a dog.
Then why aren't we fucking?

>>211740548
more like Patrick CRUSTIUS lmfao

>>211740587
anime poster gets the gas.

>>211735726
No they're not. Women had a lot of good hype for a long time, but over time they went mask off and lost it all. The stuff about being more empathetic and caring, it's just not true for the bulk of them. Their judgement is piss poor. Their biggest concern was abortion ffs. The difference between men and women is people harbor far fewer delusions about men and are more able to speak truthfully about them.

>>211740669
sure thing Crustius or should i call you Mr Crust ?

>>211735530
>>211736326
>>211736065
>>211740697
>t. the common cases

>>211740725
I ain't gay, homie.

>Hello?
>Is this the Sharkslayer?
>Yeah, who's this?
>It's Luca the Octop... I mean, forget about it. Now you follow these instructions to the letter-like, OK? File cabinet. Top drawer. There's a package. Get it.... That's right, tough guy. We got your girl. Now there's gonna be a sit-down in one hour. Be there, if you don't wanna see her sleeping with the fishes..... The dead ones. Now nod your head if you understand..... Now tell me if you nodded your head
>I nodded

She's 7 years old so I'd probably just pick her up and toss her

>>211734531 (OP)
I'd bark like a dog and get down on all fours and eat my sandwhich off the floor

>>211738214
breed with rita

Shrek 2 is good, but it was also a fluke. The other second installments by DreamWorks aren't on the same level

>>211734531 (OP)
How the fuck are people aroused by this shit? It's a fucking stick with a gigantic balloon head. You couldn't even fuck that thing if you tried.
Anime stuff I get, because at least the proportion resemble a real human, but when you get into weird, abstract shit like that, I just don't get it.

>>211734531 (OP)
Did the animators know what they were doing?

>>211741703
since theres puss in boots 2 and kungfu panda 2 you got bit of a hole in that trend theory

>>211741760
Queer

>>211741979
Kung Fu Panda 2 is a load of crap. Not even Gary Oldman can save it.

>>211741979
>Puss in Boots 2
Doesn't count. It's not really a sequel. Almost zero connection with the other Puss movie

>>211734531 (OP)
give her a big kiss

What the fuck do some people see in this villain? I didn't care for him at all

>>211742804
I didn't care for his wolf lieutenant either

I was never bullied in school, I'm a pretty likeable guy. If I ever felt like I was being bullied I just befriended the group and we would end up getting along very well.

>>211737918
I want a reality show where convicted school shooters are all gathered in one school.

I like the first Madagascar movie a lot
https://youtu.be/ZpK7Vqh0T80?feature=shared

>>211734531 (OP)
Probably tell her to fuck off. I certainly wouldnt be going to get the sammich. It's been on the floor now anyway

>>211736543
That the one with the neurotic Jew ant? That sucked.

>Where should we go first?
>Mr. Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older
>Do you do everything Mr. Peabody says?
>Yeah
>You know what that makes you, Sherman?
>An obedient son?
>Nope. A dog

>>211744137
what the fuck is her problem

>>211744192
She's female. Do you need any other reason?

>>211739037
It had a kino villain though

>>211744057
>That the one with the neurotic Jew ant?
Yeah, it had Woody Allen in it kek

>>211734531 (OP)
Lift up her skirt and show off her discharge stains. Works everytime.

Masturbate off and on to the thought of this girl for the next like 20 years as I notice I only go for one type. Fantasize about us growing up and raising a family together and being truly happy based off of my wish that she is as good and morally aligned of a person as I am attracted to her. Then eventually forget about her and delete any songs I've listened to that has attached me to her.

>>211744260
Eh. She is no Ursula

>>211744301
>yeah, it had Woody Allen
The cast is awesome

>>211735624
I don't remember ever witnessing any male on female or female on male bullying when I was in school. Bullying was all entirely within the sexes, maybe that has changed with trannies running around, but I doubt it given that they are sacred cows that no one dares touch.

>>211734531 (OP)

A single slap right across her face. And a good firm single scream ordering her to pick it up while she is still in shock.

>>211734531 (OP)
nut

>>211740548
he looks better than me
unironically

Shrek came out in 2001. It's very nice to find internet articles leading up to its release, knowing what a good movie it would turn out. Here's one from 1999

This has some amusing moments, but the storyline is kinda whatever

>>211734531 (OP)
Develop an unnatural affinity for women with long, beautiful hair and heavy eye make-up. Or blondes in general. I'd call her names as a front then go home and masturbate to the idea of being physically close to a girl.

>>211744057
Yes, the ant who bitches the entire movie that he has to work for a living.

For all the praise that The Prince of Egypt gets nowadays, I can't say I'm a big fan of the animation style

>>211746099
Cool

Classic
https://youtu.be/hK63flV7ZGM?feature=shared

>>211745516
I used to think the blonde guy in this movie was cooler until I saw an animation of him sucking his friend's cock.

Stealing stuff like this isn't cool, DreamWorks
https://youtu.be/Cqd-_fHdTyA?si=jMCyjN5hq26FrG3A
https://youtu.be/VXr7J7Ss8lA?si=wRDs_UuSBHJOk0EB

>>211734531 (OP)
>What would you do?
Get down on all fours and lick her shoes, probably

/tv/ finally discovered this movie, huh.

>DreamWorks logo is a boy fishing on a half moon
>Shark Tale takes place underwater

Pretty neat how the movie begins like this

>>211748809
I like how that worm reappears at the very end

>>211748099
No I wanted to fuck her. I liked meet the robinsons so I watched this too

This isn't a DreamWorks movie, but it sure feels like one. It's obvious that the studio behind it was taking notes from DW

>>211750041
That being said, DreamWorks would've definitely realized that the second half of this movie needed a rewrite. It isn't a very well-written second half.

>>211748099
https://vocaroo.com/1l8cXoDHLohw

I don't care what anyone says. This movie is fucking BORING

>>211734531 (OP)
Brats like this are made for mating press correction

>the writer's barely disguised fetish
This show is clearly made by a pedophile with a femdom fetish. 75% of the posts here profess the desire to be bullied by a little girl.

>>211734531 (OP)
Female bullies are weak to anal.

>>211734531 (OP)
Why are girls like this? Apparently they ignore the shit out of you even if they like you to, why are they so mentally deranged?

>>211752172
They want you to rape them Anon, if a woman ignores you try sticking it in her anus.

>>211752229
So many posts like this on 4chan but in the past 3 years I've had the most encounters with girls now at age 30 when my last like 10 years no girl would even look at me, but now I'm realizing this shit might be accurate. One girl is 19 and we follow eachother on instagram and she added me to her close friends stories and she reposts shit about how girls deep down like being "manhandled" I just don't got the balls in me to force myself on a girl if I wanted to, but if I did I bet it would work and she wouldn't mind

>>211734934
Calm down Pablo

>>211747182
Link?

>>211734531 (OP)
I would break down and start crying

>>211744735
this

>>211734531 (OP)
When I was in the 6th grade, I jokingly started a rumor about a bratty bitch girl like that kissing the school retard. She tried to commit suicide 2 time.
Last year I tried asked around and no one has ever heard of her again, also no traces of her on the internet.
It's been 15 years, she's either dead or changed her name,

>>211734531 (OP)
Slap her across the fucking face immediately. She won't know how to react because she never got rejected previously.

>>211753016
Damn, probably deserved it.

>>211753016
>he didn't take advantage of ger vulnerable state to rail her
NGMI

>I'm supposed to be having father-son time with Mr. Peabody
>Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?

>>211734531 (OP)
DAMN BRAT

>>211749762
You wanted to fuck a 7 year old? Yikes, my dude.

>>211734531 (OP)
>white woman
>calling you a dog
you just know

>>211744192
She wants his dick

I personally had more fun watching Space Jam than watching any of the 2D movies by DreamWorks (Prince of Egypt, Road to El Dorado, Spirit, Sinbad)

>>211734934
that's a CHILD

>>211756715
C ute&f unny

>>211756715
Worse, it's a child rapist.

>>211734531 (OP)
Reminder that Spongebob is the reason why so many MCs are wimpy sóy cúcks nowadays.

Megamind has some great moments
https://youtu.be/dy2zB8bLSpk?si=DWt576rRwsjzJm4u

>>211734934
Literally KnJ

>>211742804
I want to hold him down and pound him until he's pregnant.

>>211753016
Oops!

>>211734611
fpbp

>>211744788
i saw you make this exact post a few days ago

>>211755122
LMAO

>>211734896
I was bullied by some girl at my current job for ignoring her when she was trying to talk to me, she still hates me and does shit every now and again. So I told her that she stank one day and ever since she's calmed down.