>mogs every other heart of darkness adaptation
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
>filters all of /tv/ except the only kinosseurs left
>hated by reddit and tumblr (good)

>>211736058 (OP)
The stupid person's "smart" movie. Lol.

love Ad Astra such a phenomenal film. Might grab some liquor and rewatch today

>>211736088
That's Interstellar you're thinking of. So many egregious examples but the bookshelf part genuinely made me roll my eyes. Nolan fell off a cliff after Inception

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
Who?

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
In 2019? Fucking zoomers I swear

>>211736209
No, I'm thinking of Ad Astra. It was dumb.

>>211736209
>Might grab some liquor and rewatch today
Based

daddy issues?

One of the best kinoisseur filters of the past decade

>>211736254
A movie that underperformed two decades after he was a global superstar "cements Brad Pitt as a household name" lol.

>>211736281
Ad Astra = (D)ad Astra(y)

Mind = Blown

>>211736088
>look how one note our MC is...it's intentional!
>[voiceover to tell you how deep the movie is]
>moon pirates
>[voiceover to tell you how deep the movie is]
>space monkeys
>[voiceover to tell you how deep the movie is]
>splosions!
>[voiceover to tell you how deep the movie is]
FPBP

>He captured strange and distant worlds in greater detail than ever before. They were beautiful, magnificent... full of awe and wonder. But beneath their sublime surfaces... there was nothing. No love or hate. No light or dark. He could only see what was not there... and missed what was right in front of him.
I unironically cry everytime

>Studio changes your ending to be about grabbing an americano with your ex
Heh... nothing personnel

>space monkeys
>moon pirates
>one-note main character defined by a singular trait
It had all the components of being the type of generic low-brow movie audiences expected while also being insufferably pretentious. That's why it's terrible.

I found a video of OP watching the movie.

>fall from space elevator
>moon pirates
>rocket hijack
>killer space ape
>neptune surfing
KINO KINO KINO

It's a bad movie that repeatedly spells out how smart and deep it thinks it is to the audience (complete with hitting you over the head with continuous voice-over). It's pretentiously overwrought to the point it's both condescending and masturbatory. Given the above, it's impossible to be filtered by it and only a complete retard afflicted by Dunning-Kruger can walk away from it feeling like others missed out on what the film was doing.

Space monkeys and moon pirates but the voice-over assures us it's thoughtful and exploring heavy themes. What about the father/son relationship though! Sorry but no, OP. If you liked it there's a high chance you're just dumb.

>>211736397
>I'm steady, calm. I slept well, no bad dreams. I am active and engaged. I'm aware of my surroundings and those in my immediate sphere. I'm attentive. I am focused on the essentials, to the exclusion of all else. I'm unsure of the future but I'm not concerned. I will rely on those closest to me, and I will share their burdens, as they share mine. I will live and love.

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. The retarded narration where they make brad pitt spell everything out completely ruins the movie. What a shit show.

>>211737264
You'd have been mad without it though. You'd just rage that Brad Pitt was stoic and quiet the whole time and you were confused what was happening, what he was thinking, you don't understand what was the point blah blah. It's not like he's traveling with a companion he can discuss it all with to clue you in.

>>211736058 (OP)
I liked the depressing "vibe" of the movie. I get what they were going for. Humans yearning to find meaning further and further outside of themselves yet still having the same violent nature. But so much of the realism and space physics was messed up, I found it distracting. My memory is vague, but like that scene where there's a fist fight during the launch from Mars and they're weightless? But the ship is producing thrust? Or using a small jetpack to pull away from Neptune, a fucking gas giant? There were other things too.

>>211737264
The voiceover was awful.

>>211737517
>Or using a small jetpack to pull away from Neptune, a fucking gas giant
Yeah, that part was a little confusing. But on rewatch, he used the spinning radar antenna to give him thrust towards his ship, used part of the hull as a shield against microasteroids, then used the jetpack to give a little delta-V to meetup with the ship. So he wasn't really getting away from Neptune with the jetpack, just matching orbits with his ship which could take him back to Earth

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
No a single person heard of this mega star before this.

>>211736058 (OP)
kinoooooooooooooooooooo
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>moon pirates

>>211738058
Moon Cheese is extremely valuable. You'd be pirating it too if you could.

>>211736058 (OP)
I know absolutely nothing about this film
only thing I got from watching this movie is that it was probably financed by China

>>211738184
You sound really, REALLY dumb...

>>211737362
>>211737603
I actually remember reading that they added it because amerimutts didn't get it without the voiceover, and Brad Pitt didn't want to do it but they forced him to.

>>211738371
lmao I was right

>>211737264
i completely agree, and i don't think having this take makes us redditshits
it was just a directionless piece of shit

>>211738790
It was pretty. It's just entertainment same as 90% of movies. Stop being such a weird snob like it was supposed to change your life or some shit.

I know you're trolling
I know you're just trying to make people mad
but
>mogs every other heart of darkness adaptation
Is fucking sacrilege I wouldn't even allow to e uttered sarcastically

>>211738837
it just felt like a waste of time, i agree the cinematography was good, im not trying to sound like a fucking pseud, there was just nothing to get
being a heart of darkness adaptation doesn't make it immune to criticism, it's not strong enough as a standalone

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
*DING*
You have failed your psychological evaluation.

To be quite honest famm, Life kicks ass. The gore, acting, the spook, the later part of the movie with the music, holy cow watch it. Don't even watch trailer or read about it. The less the better.

>>211738998
Apocalypse Now is dogshit. Overrated film for fart sniffers. Outside of the Brando monologues I barely remember shit from watching it
>inb4 retard
I literally have the book Heart of Darkness in my room right now. Ad Astra is a far better film and far closer to the feeling of Heart of Darkness. I'm not OP either

>>211739166
Terrible slop. Ryan Reddit dying early is the only tolerable part about it

Strange world that the Sandler space spider movie was better than Opel Astra.

>>211736701
Based downies, they know exactly what they’re doing. You look at them and assume they’re just plain dumb but no they know full well what’s happening, they’re having fun and submerging themselves fully in their chosen roles. Look at that man’s confidence and unflinching eyes, honestly most people wished they lived this fearlessly. He understands and knows deeply we’re just here to have a good time.

>outdid nolan in his own game
Reminder inshitstellar is overhyped by fat redditors

>>211739166
This is way better than Fag Astra.

>>211737862
that part killed it for me, complete dogshit

>>211736058 (OP)
the only good part of this movie was the bit with the monkey

>>211738790
It's the opposite. You have to be low IQ to think it's deep.

>>211736058 (OP)
>mogs every other heart of darkness adaptation
pffffft

>>211739166
KINO

>>211736058 (OP)
More like Ad Ass.

>>211736058 (OP)
Boring, idiotic laser fight on the moon after a fair opening. Then degenerates to only boring and not interesting enough to dissect. Every character is fully infected with new-think depression-mind.

>>211741280
I liked it at least for the visuals. There's not nearly enough movies taking place out by the gas giants. Didn't really care what was happening to Pitt's character at that point.

>>211736058 (OP)
>out of nowhere
>for no reason
>MOON PIRATES!!!11!!

>>211742375
Shhhhh, look at this guy who routinely travels through space staring at his glove with a sense of awe. This movie is deep, I'm telling you, deep! Look at that CG! So pretty!

Did you know that space is mostly empty? The vast emptiness of space! Brad Pitt's dad was distant too! There's a void! Did you not see how calm Brad Pitt is?!

>>211742154
>>211742375
>>211742557
This shit bussin ngl some kino space flick outtchea fampai

>>211739403
Stop coping fag. This shit is way worse than Interstellar.

>[director's follow-up film]
>Inspired by Gray's childhood experiences, the story follows a young Jewish-American boy who befriends an African-American classmate and begins to struggle with his family's expectations and growing up in a time of inequality and prejudice.
Lol, the director is such a midwit it's unreal. He's like the definition of mid. Milquetoast, boring, 0 risks, superficial, shallow. Fuck.

>>211742557
He's touching the moon dust. You know the entire world has been enraptured by the few dozen foot prints from the moon landing for the last half century? It's still a plenty big thing and amazing to be up in space and doing something that's been impossible for all of human history like driving on the moon. It doesn't have to be treating as run of the mill, everyday, boring shit like star wars.

>>211742375
there is no movie where the addition of moon pirates can be a negative
kill yourself

>>211742774
He routinely travels through space, brainlet.

>>211742883
And it's still awe inspiring midwit.

>>211743032
>awe inspiring
If you're a retard dumb enough to forget about context.

>>211742154
Every time I see Alien Isolation I want to replay it. Then I can't get past the first enemy encounter and I uninstall. I'm not the gamer I used to be.

>>211743099
Not really midwit chud.

>>211736088
/tv/fags are extremely insecure about their intelligence

I liked the giant TV rooms on Mars and the Neptune shots. Visual kino

>>211736209
>>211742971
>>211736278

>>211743849
>Not really
Good one!

>>211739166
Life is great UNTIL the lil blob alien morphs into a killer starfish.
the monster looks stupid, it doesn't make sense that the team of hardened astronaut/scientists would be terrified of it to the degree where they fall apart crying and screwing up.
would've been way better if the creature was like the thing where it gets more and more human the more it absorbs(but in a spooky sped up evolution kinda way), if the creature preferentially targeted organs initially but then started going after brains and finally if the scientists had a betrayal subplot where one of them is secretly a doomer and fucks up just coz he wants the creature to make it to earth and destroy a large part of the planet.
even better if the doomer scientist is american and wants it to land on america - ups the stakes and tension and also gives retards a political point to latch onto

It's really mid. It could have been good if like Villanueve made it, but it wasn't.

I just finished watching the movie, didn't get any hint it was funded by china (suprised)

>>211747375
Also...
This was a decent move, can't compare to Interstellar wich sucks

>>211736777
Live, love, life fits better on aging spinsters poster art

>>211743247
the first human? There's a digital series on youtube where you can watch it

>>211736058 (OP)
This movie has some ice background story elements, I can see that the worldbuilding could lead to some intresting stories that arent explored (enough) in the movie itself. Unfortunetly thats it - other than that its a hard scifi heart of darkness reboot and it soft, as in not soft reboot, but soft version of the grime movie, like a soft porn.
Also, brad cant act and this movie is a perfect example of it, just like angelina, they both are models, not actors. His range is stuck between a jarhead or retarded lony.
Another thing that totaly screw this movie for me is that the plot "just happens", it felt like the main character is just expiriencing the long cutscene. Bard goes on space walk, explosion happens to him, people tell him to go to luna, some raiders attack him, he goes on mission, moneky attacks him, he goes on mission, crew attack him, he goes on station, father attacks him.
The whole movie feels like hes sort of just a pushover like a fucking forrest gump in space level of thinking and agenda.
The daddy issues that people that like this movie have, arent their worst problem, its the shit taste for thinking that its a great flick executionwise and that the brad is a good actor.

>>211748108
pasta

>>211748212
Nope bardggot its oc content, also pizza is better.

>>211748108
>Also, brad cant act
kek, this meaningless statement again. At no point was his acting bad. His characters is purposefully meant to be stoic and overly calm yet you missed that while you were checking your phone. What, does it need more lightsabers to be "good acting" to you?

>>211736058 (OP)
Certified kino, and pleb filter on top of that, beautiful.

>rockets are zero g inside when under acceleration
>you can literally just climb into a rocket as it takes off
>the far side of the moon is a 10 minute drive from the near side
>you can't explore a derelict ship with a drone or robot

>>211736376
The moon pirates and space baboons were pretty cool though. I thought it was a fun movie.

>>211748511
>you can have a two way call with someone on the other side of the solar system

>>211736058 (OP)

You must be a child or a foreigner if you think "Fag Astra" is what made Brad Pitt a star.

Made me think about my father and how I miss him.


Good movie

>>211739206
>I'm not OP either
>things OP would say for 500

>>211748511
>the far side of the moon is a 10 minute drive from the near side
Yes, the moon is small you dumb heeb

>>211747191
Villanueve Ad Astra remake would be kino fr

>>211736252
>>211736254
>>211737911
>>211739129
>>211748648
Everyone knows that this day and age you can only be considered one of the big ones if you've done at least one "serious" space movie. See
>Clooney
>Matt Damon
>Ryan Gosling
And others

>redditor trannies trying to gaslight everyone pirates in the moon, angry space chimps and donald glover aren't the coolest things ever
boy does contrarianism get old

>>211749722
>donald glover
Did he play the space monkey?

>>211749984
For some obscure reason, I confused him with Sunderland.

>>211750072
Ok, did he play the space monkey?

>>211750166
No he played the old man who says kino stuff like "I knew yer daddy" and "We've got company"

KINO

>>211737517
He didn't escape neptunes gravity with a jetpack though, he just maneurvred a short distance in space whilst in orbit around neptune

>>211736058 (OP)
>boohoo im an astronaut life so meaningless muh daaaad
yawn
>external ladders into bottom hatch
rocket out of a cartoon lol

>>211750072
>I confused him with Sunderland
You also confused Sunderland with Sutherland, retard.

Movie is retard trash btw.

>>211750684
That was the autocorrect, saar

I only liked the neptune bits as im a fan of neptune and his dad was cool, I liked how he killed himself and didnt give a shit about his faggot family as he failed. I salute him rip cool insane space dad.

>>211748406
>lightsabers
Kek do you even know what you write bradggot?
Star wars is fantasy not scifi.
Maybe watch some real ones like space oddysey, solaris or moon.
Seriously, why people use star wars as a comparison? Are american people so polarized between shit and shit really?

>>211750726
>confused Donald Glover as Donald "Sunderland"
>confused "Sunderland" with Sutherland
Was it autocorrect when you said Glover, retard? Lol.

>>211751117
Brad Pitt's acting is based on presence and charisma. He's not known for range or disappearing into roles. Ad Astra somehow did the impossible and almost rendered Pitt a charisma vacuum. This is because the character is so one-note, le stoic, and Pitt's performance thereby comes off almost as shallow as the film's attempts at theme.

>>211748814
Not really. I didn't make the thread because I generally stick to /sp/ but I could post my copy of Heart of Darkness with a timestamp anyway if you're still here. Some people just the world in similar ways

>>211751432
No that was retardation

>>211751746
>retarded
>thinks Ad Astra is good
Checks out.

>>211751886
RT agrees with me, chud. It's certified kino.

>>211751647
Hes expressions are akin to the "your dog just died" guy, dont throw it on the script, because good actor can work wonders even with terrible script, even with bad directions he can convey what he feels about the story - just like tommy le jones, which gave a better performance with/wheres my check vibe throw in as a bonus.
>hes not known for the range
Nigga, we are speaking about actors and how good they are, brad is not a character actor, if you dont have any range and youre marketed as a hollywood star, than you fall into role of pretty boi that chicks want to look at.
Bradd had couple good roles when he was young (always retarded/loony characters) then he branched of to jarheads. Thats it, he cant play for shit, he dont have charisma, he cant act - he can do 2 types of character and I think it only comes with good directing/script/dialogs.
I liked the guy but all of his past 2000 movies are filled with subpar to bad performance on his part.

>>211752191
It's throwaway trash just like the rest of that writer/directors filmography, anon.
>>211752348
>Tommy Le Jones
>Bradd
Lol, I thought it was a meme but people who enjoy Ad Ass are actually retarded.

>>211736058 (OP)
OP is a CGI monkey

Did the people on the ship actually want to kill him or did he just go full schizo?

>>211752631
>he doesn't know the correct spelling of Bradd Pitttt and Tommy le Jones
Kek what a ESL

>>211736058 (OP)
was this the one with the gorilla in a spacecraft and gunfights on the moon? lol

>>211752972
>pretending both of those wouldn't be sucked off indefinitely if it had Cameron's name slapped on top of them

>>211752807
>The Yards
Budget $24 million
Box office $924,036
>Blood Ties
Budget $25 million
Box office $2.5 million
>The Immigrant
Budget $16 million
Box office $5.9 million
>The Lost City of Z
Budget $30 million
Box office $19 million
>Ad Astra
Budget $80–100 million
Box office $135.2 million
>Armageddon Time
Budget $15 million
Box office $6.6 million

Lol, how does this guy have a career? It was definitely the script, retard.

>>211753045
>how does this guy have a career?
You know how

>>211753035
If Cameron directed it those scenes probably wouldn't be out of place and somehow boring. How do you make space monkeys and moon pirates boring? Dunno, but Ad Ass managed to do it.

>>211753220
>>211742757

>>211751117
Ad Astra is not scifi either

>>211753283
Yeah it is.

>explosive decompression
>casual stroll through the rings of neptune
>drive by shootings on the moon
>a fucking baboon
This movie was anti-sci-fi

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
kek

SciFi Drama that failed as a drama.

>>211753509
That's sounds jacked as fuck homie

>>211753509
You think they don't take animals to space? And guns stop working in space? Yeah, you should stick to marvelslop, kid

>>211754372
Marvel movies are better than Ad Astra. At least most of them knew they were just dumb fun and didn't pretend to be otherwise.

>>211754589
>tfw to smart 4 ad astra or interstellar

>>211754699
Checked. I'm too smart for Ad Astra. Enjoy your space monkey moon pirate movie with le heavy themes, dipshits.

>>211754790
Yes I too only watch intellectual movies made by Wes Anderson

You now remember Gravity. What a dog shit movie

>>211755165
This movie is gravity, only good and not a borefest

>>211754953
Well, Wes Anderson handles themes surrounding fatherhood a lot better than the fag who made Ad Astra.

>>211755858
>pic
kek

>cements Brad Pitt as a household name

>>211736058 (OP)
>ywn be a Lunar pirate hijacking supply shipments bound for the China colony

>>211756435
>born too late to be an age of sail pirate
>born too early to be a lunar pirate
Life is suffering

>>211736058 (OP)
this any gud? im hurting for decent scifi flicks
saw moon and cloverfield paradox the other night and they were total fucking slop. i actually got mad.

>>211756664
It's haunting, and weird in places, but if you're into space stuff it's gud

>>211756546
>born just in time for the man vs AI conflict that will decide the fate of the earth
I'm psyched honestly

>>211736058 (OP)
i saw in theaters and i get it, but it was pretentious and boring

>>211756664
It's totally different from moon in that it's not an purely introspective journey type of movie, but an actual external journey through space (although it's paralleled with an inner journey but the latter doesn't do too much, it's pretty basic). It has awesome setpieces, all mentioned many times in this thread. The visuals are very good, the narration is needless and is only there so the most financially important audience for this movie wouldn't fall asleep halfway, hopefully, we need a director's cut.
Haven't watched cloverfield.

>>211736209
>Nolan fell off a cliff after Inception
for me it was TENET
it was just so retarded trying to seem smart
and it was just lame and gay
then i saw this image and realized, he just saw this shit on wikipedia and made a movie around it
fucking hack

>>211736088
What's a smart person's "smart" movie then wise guy?

>>211736058 (OP)
remind me what happens in this? I fell asleep when i first watched it

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
obvious bait, anything from 94-2008 was cementing him as a household name. 12 monkeys, fight club, se7en, thelma and louise, legends of the fall, the ocean's movies. for me though he will always be mickey from snatch

>>211757293
A boy falls in love with a girl. He is mysteriously gifted with her phone number. He calls her and finds out that she likes him as well. But the next day, she doesn't remember the confession. The girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who likes his own alternate self. Hijinks ensue as the two tell each other their darkest secrets to conquer the hearts of their other selves.

>>211757201
Primer

>>211757112
nolan was always a hack desu. his best movies were comprised of an IP which already has a great amount of the work and story done already (dark knight trilogy) and he deserve credit for that, they are genuinely some of the best capeshit movies made to date. but all his original screenplays were shit, his remake of insomnia was inferior to the original. everything from inception onward is mediocre, not the worst movies ever but he gets way too much acclaim from pseuds. he will not be remembered as a great director from this era of cinema.

>>211757497
>no orgy with your alternate selves
missed opportunity

i like this flick idgaf what yall nigas think

>>211757665
wrong, his best movie is memento by far

>>211736058 (OP)
>cements Brad Pitt as a household name

>>211757665
Memento and Inception are phenomenal films. I don't rate Interstellar and some of his other films like some people do but Memento and Inception alone put him among the great directors of the last 25 years

>>211757784
>t. pseud
it's really not. it might be the best original screenplay he has written, i could give you that, but the movie itself as a whole isnt that good and it's really aged like milk. dude is a hack through and through. to say memento is better than the dark knight trilogy is cope.

>>211757766
based i say the same thing about pain & gain

>>211757853
>phenomenal
at the time they came out, yeah they were highly acclaimed. both are gimmicky and will not withstand the test of time as something people look back on as monumental kino, they are already long forgotten desu.

>>211736058 (OP)
>>cements Brad Pitt as a household name
That happened in the 90s. Nobody watched this movie

>>211749320
So DiCaprio isn’t one of the big ones? Almost everything you’ve said so far is wrong in some way.

>Nolan
S: The Dark Knight, Dunkirk
A: Momento, Oppenheimer
B: insomnia, Batman Begins, Inception
C: Following, The Dark Knight Rises, Interstellar
D: The Prestige, Tenet

>Gray
S:
A:
B:
C:
D: Ad Astra, The Immigrant, The Lost City of Z
F: Armageddon Time
No one cares: Cowboys and Angels, Little Odessa, The Yards, We Own the Night, Two Lovers, Blood Ties.

Lol, imagine seething about Christopher Nolan in a thread about a director whose entire career has been about making pretentious bombs for midwits.

>>211758347
Not by me. I've seen Memento 3 times and Inception roughly 20 times including the midnight premiere at my local kinoplex. I'm not some fanboy either I think Interstellar and Tenet are overrated as fuck and The Prestige was a beautiful mess carried by Christian Bale. It doesn't change what Nolan accomplished with Memento and Inception. They absolutely do hold up on rewatch

>>211736058 (OP)
If you looked up pseud bait in the dictionary you would see a picture of pic rel.

>>211752771
They were going to kill his father cause he had gone rogue and killed his crew mates, Brad wanted to see him one last time to ask him why.

>>211736058 (OP)
Does it actually have anything to do with the Heart of Darkness?

>>211748529
Space baboon is no way to refer to Ruth Negga, anon

>>211761357
>Exploration is... le dangerous!
>Being far from home makes you... le insane!

Probably some other similarities but I'm tired as a motherfucker

>>211761357
Does Blade Runner 2049 have anything to do with Pinocchio?

>>211761357
Only in the most superficial way imaginable. The Lion King has more in common with Hamlet.

It's a retarded movie, anon. When retards like something and think it's smart they make really shallow associations with things they think smart people like. Look at Zack Snyder movies and the Star Wars Prequels.

>>211736058 (OP)
>>211736088
>Gnostic trash
The best (((Hollywood))) can create

>>211763941
How's it gnostic?

>Ad Astra it's the journey of men finding god
>makes rightoids seethe
LMFAO whiggers are fucking pathetic

>>211736058 (OP)
There's somehting about this film thats really comfy

>>211736520
>I found a video of OP watching the movie.

KEK

>>211742375
Well there's whalers too, so not a huge leap to pirates.

>>211739206
How can you not be OP when you're a turbo faggot?

>>211739206
>inb4 retard
>I literally have the book Heart of Darkness in my room right now.
I did a report on it in high school. It's beginner-tier, brainlet.

>>211736088
t. a retard

>>211736058 (OP)
I haven't seen it but I'm pretty sure you're wrong on all counts.
But I did bump it up my list

>>211758736
i mean that's their whole gimmick, rewatchability, the way it's structured, there's more to understand each rewatch, that element of their story structure still doesn't make them all time great films. same reason that movie primer is constantly shilled as kino, it has a gimmicky story structure that makes it le heckin mindfuck. dont get me wrong, those two movies are good movies, but you seeing inception 20 times just means it really hit for you, in a very subjective way. i've seen happy gilmore and billy madison more times than that but i dont even know who the director of either one is.

the prestige is decent too. nolan overall has more good movies than bad ones, but i still think he isn't the visionary some people try to make him out to be. he's just a competent director that gets a lot of money to produce his movies, but memento, tenent, inception, prestige, interstellar, they all rely heavily on a gimmicky plot device.

>>211736088
Fpbp
Checked
/thread

so is it actually good?

>>211771308
It's like a dudebro and a pretentious teenager were paired together to do a group project for high school media class and chose 2001.

>>211771308
Depends on what you want. It's not star wars. It's not super action packed laser pew pew booms. It's slow burn more like 2001/2010, introspection and a long journey with pretty visuals and a fast pace scene every once in a while. If you like looking at space stuff and in the mood for slow, then yeah it's good.

>>211736058 (OP)
Anon I love this movie too but even I'll admit it did literally nothing to "cement Brad Pitt as a household name"

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>>211771513
alright fuck it i'll watch it for the visuals thanks anons

Saw the trailer on tv with the moon pirate scene and I immediately went to the kinoplex too see it.
Certified kino

>>211771308
Solid 7.5/10. Comfy space travel with few kino visual effects but little boring.

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You might enjoy it more if you don't expect too much. It's in the same family of pretentious midwit movies like Crash. It's not so bad it's good or anything, although there's dumb shit to laugh at, and it's Brad Pitt at his most boring. The voice over, where the writer/director keeps hitting you over the head with how deep he thinks the material is gets pretty grating but the visuals are decent. If you can't get past the pretense the movie is a 4/10 but if being talked down to constantly by a midwit who obviously doesn't respect his audience doesn't bother you--5/10. It's not memorable at all though--save for the out place moon pirates and space chimps.

Wouldn't he have gone to jail upon arrival after his unlawful action caused the death of 3 people?