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Anonymous No.211736527 >>211736546 >>211736561 >>211736577 >>211736620 >>211736648 >>211736925 >>211737165 >>211737201 >>211737558 >>211740405 >>211742283 >>211742640 >>211742795 >>211742855 >>211743487 >>211745565 >>211747516 >>211747631 >>211747728 >>211747793 >>211749365 >>211749988 >>211750584 >>211757801 >>211758024 >>211760492
Why did Charlie’s angels flop?
Anonymous No.211736546 >>211736745 >>211737542 >>211745612
>>211736527 (OP)
Naomi Scott should be my wife
Anonymous No.211736561
>>211736527 (OP)
Because the movie wasn't for us remember
Anonymous No.211736577 >>211739429 >>211742322 >>211750554 >>211754529
>>211736527 (OP)
because this was the opening scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPoFmUSqKpY
Anonymous No.211736600 >>211737733
Because the marketing was awful and the film itself was terrible.

I think Kstew is a goddess and this trash took me five sittings to get through.
Anonymous No.211736620
>>211736527 (OP)
>no nude scenes
>no lewd outfits
But sure, let's assume people are going to flock to the theatres to watch a movie centred on three women regardless.
Anonymous No.211736626
>tell the audience a movie isn't for them
>the audience does not see the movie
how could this happen
Military-Aged Female No.211736648 >>211757913
>>211736527 (OP)
What ultra-faggot directed that f pos? I didn't make it more than a few minutes in to when you can actually smell Stewarts bad breath on screen.as she makes the worst attempt at being seductive in film history.
Anonymous No.211736745 >>211736877 >>211743061
>>211736546
Unfortunately she is mine
Anonymous No.211736754 >>211737666
Because feminists are delusional misandrists that hate the action movie audience.
Anonymous No.211736791
>"female version" of a thing made for men
gee, I wonder
Anonymous No.211736877
>>211736745
Based Black King
Anonymous No.211736925 >>211737099 >>211742325
>>211736527 (OP)
how did they rope Kristen into it? the other two have to take any gig they can since they're on borrowed time but k-stew has enough star power she could have easily turned down this shit
Anonymous No.211737099
>>211736925
The money doofus. Drew Barrymore has a pig face and rode the previous version all the way into a syndicated daytime tv slot
Anonymous No.211737165
>>211736527 (OP)
It didn’t include an hour long unsimulated sex scene with Ella and myself
Anonymous No.211737201 >>211737508 >>211747260 >>211750671 >>211757944 >>211758146
>>211736527 (OP)
Because the giga downgrade in the casting
Anonymous No.211737508 >>211737816 >>211749981
>>211737201
Naomi mogs all the other girls from both versions
Anonymous No.211737542 >>211737609
>>211736546
Naomi is by far the worst looking of the three and by a wide margin
Anonymous No.211737558 >>211758146
>>211736527 (OP)
It was shit.
Anonymous No.211737609 >>211745521
>>211737542
lol butthurt kstewfag
Anonymous No.211737666 >>211738512 >>211738916
>>211736754
I’d love for this image to be actually real, but unfortunately I’m not retarded enough to suspend by disbelief.
Military-Aged Female No.211737733
>>211736600
Strongly disagree. Stewart has made herself gross. I acknowledge that she used to have it. I get almost an ugly girl reaction when I look at her now. I loath man haters and overtly dyky bitches. They are phony af and just want a man. Don't confuse this comment to make you think I give two fucks about this dyke, it's just a bit of a shame.
Anonymous No.211737816 >>211737991 >>211747022
>>211737508
Please. She couldn't hold a candle to prime Lucy.
Anonymous No.211737991
>>211737816
Ew ugly man faced bug chink
Anonymous No.211737998 >>211738917
It was a show that was at best mildly popular when porn was hard to come by. The 2000s movie was a mild nostalgia trip with extremely popular actresses.
Anonymous No.211738512 >>211738683 >>211742371
>>211737666
Anonymous No.211738683 >>211738881
>>211738512
Why’d you reply to me with this?
Anonymous No.211738881 >>211738922 >>211742371 >>211744014
>>211738683
Anonymous No.211738916
>>211737666
I made that image five years ago and it warms my heart to see how many different resolutions it comes in now. Probably my most widely disseminated image.
Anonymous No.211738917
>>211737998
yes but hollywood is stupid would look at what you just wrote and go "HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR"
Anonymous No.211738922
>>211738881
That wasn’t an explanation
Anonymous No.211739429
>>211736577
I tried to watch it all but I finally gave in at one of the girls hitting some guy in the face with every hit punctuated by
>YOU STOLE AID MONEY
>FROM WOMEN
>AND CHILDREN
>AND REFUGEES
Anonymous No.211739446
not enough jazz
Anonymous No.211740405
>>211736527 (OP)
It was woke and political
Reminder they actually showed that charlie wasn't actually a man but a woman
Lol
Anonymous No.211740836 >>211741351 >>211742031 >>211745329 >>211747516
>this and forspoken killed Ella's career befor it began

it was over from the start
Anonymous No.211741351 >>211742670
>>211740836
good
why the fuck do i want a skinny black tomboy
youre a cringe retard
Anonymous No.211741418 >>211741630 >>211741741 >>211744203
Anonymous No.211741630 >>211741775 >>211742393
>>211741418
>when the poo is the most fuckable (or least unfuckable)
Anonymous No.211741741 >>211750760
>>211741418
Kristen Stewart is a disgusting creature.
Anonymous No.211741775 >>211741835
>>211741630
Love Naomi.
Anonymous No.211741835 >>211741902
>>211741775
shes like a hard white 5
Anonymous No.211741902 >>211741966
>>211741835
Solid 7/10 actress though.
Anonymous No.211741966
>>211741902
webm unrelated?
Anonymous No.211742031 >>211742670
>>211740836
She's black so who cares?
Anonymous No.211742283
>>211736527 (OP)
Two non-names and one barely recognizable one

The original film series sold because it took 3 actresses who were getting recognizition as being good at comedy (Diaz), could be serious (Liu) and could do most roles (Barrymoore)

That's it. That's what the whole modern day industry is not getting.
You can't just go 'there's a bunch of browns/blacks in it, so watch it or you're racist' and expect a blockbuster. You need to build up actors and actresses first. If they just took Cameron Diaz when she did the mask or Lucy Liu when she did Pearl only, it would have probably failed too
Anonymous No.211742322
>>211736577
Holy moly, that was cringey
Anonymous No.211742325
>>211736925
Kristen made indy flicks for years. This was supposed to be her return to mainstream
Anonymous No.211742371
>>211738512
>>211738881
Who is Elizabeth Banks anyway? She only got her position by marrying a rich jew
Anonymous No.211742393 >>211742452
>>211741630
You just lack exposure young nigga
Anonymous No.211742452 >>211742539 >>211743095
>>211742393
good i'll keep it that way indians arent attractive or interesting now fuck off
Anonymous No.211742539 >>211742571
>>211742452
(You)
Anonymous No.211742571 >>211742730 >>211743095
>>211742539
wow shes so uniquely indianly hot! notice how they linger on her dark indian features oh wait
Anonymous No.211742640
>>211736527 (OP)
those stupid nazi incels dont like strong women and they dont see movies with powerful females.
those creepy motherfuckers.
Anonymous No.211742670 >>211742710 >>211747636
>>211741351
>>211742031
incredibly homosexual posts
Anonymous No.211742710
>>211742670
you're probably a brown girl hoping somebody will say shes ok to feel desired vicariously
its the only logical assumption to make
Anonymous No.211742730 >>211742768 >>211742921 >>211743215
>>211742571
It's always the same with you trailer park trash lmao. Your only exposure of an entire race is limited to one set of features through propaganda. Anything outside of that and you seethe that it's not "real" enough.
Trying leaving your town for once, chud.
Anonymous No.211742768 >>211742864 >>211743095
>>211742730
ive been looking at literal billions of women my entire life
you have no excuse for your life so far
Anonymous No.211742795
>>211736527 (OP)
because it's a shitty movie
Anonymous No.211742855
>>211736527 (OP)
>Why did Charlie’s angels flop?
not enough kstew feet & armpits
Anonymous No.211742864 >>211742882
>>211742768
>shit grammar
>shit sentence structure
>gay outlook
Anonymous No.211742882 >>211743017
>>211742864
>not white
>posts shit turds
>is brown
Anonymous No.211742921 >>211742955 >>211743017
>>211742730
Brown shitstained hands typed this post.
Anonymous No.211742955 >>211743095
>>211742921
i guarantee its a she turd
Anonymous No.211743017 >>211743046
>>211742882
>>211742921
>hehe gottem xd
Anonymous No.211743046 >>211743095
>>211743017
you hit the wall when you were born thats why youre here posting brown hags
Anonymous No.211743061
>>211736745
Peak white man desire.
Anonymous No.211743095 >>211743134 >>211743281
>>211742768
>>211742571
>>211742452
>>211742955
>>211743046
ESLfags needs to fuck off
Anonymous No.211743134 >>211743339
>>211743095
any other wannabe oldfag macro copes you wanna throw out to deflect that you are indeed an actual xx chromosome loser
Anonymous No.211743215 >>211743339
>>211742730
Now call him an incel.
Anonymous No.211743281 >>211743339
>>211743095
Make me lmao
Anonymous No.211743334 >>211749955
Anonymous No.211743339
>>211743134
>>211743215
>>211743281
>samefag 1 minute apart
Embarassnig
Anonymous No.211743487
>>211736527 (OP)
It sucked and it was running against Frozen 2 and Ford v. Ferrari
Anonymous No.211744014
>>211738881
>...and Captain Marvel
Anonymous No.211744203
>>211741418
Trying way too fucking hard, it's palpable.
Anonymous No.211744605 >>211744692 >>211744801
Please stay on topic of posting in this stealth Naomi Scott thread
Anonymous No.211744692
>>211744605
Her costumes were great in that film.
Anonymous No.211744801
>>211744605
worst feet of the trio, mogged on all levels
Anonymous No.211745162 >>211745430 >>211745508
Naomi is an English rose.
Anonymous No.211745231 >>211745388 >>211747601
Holy kino. I'm shutting my privileged white man ass down, I'm sitting down, I'm listening and learning
Anonymous No.211745329
>>211740836
You forgot Resident Evil but so did everybody
Anonymous No.211745388
>>211745231
Having Captain Picard as Bosley could have been kino too.
Anonymous No.211745430
>>211745162
*was
Anonymous No.211745508
>>211745162
I prefer polish women
Anonymous No.211745521
>>211737609
not even close, I vastly prefer the original cast to these misfits but even out of them Ella is the only one worthy of being called "pretty". Naomi is just an ugly mutt and Kristen already walled years before this film even began production
Anonymous No.211745564 >>211745661
Absolutely brutal mogging
Anonymous No.211745565
>>211736527 (OP)
Dyke, Paki, Nigger.
Anonymous No.211745612
>>211736546
This but Ella Balinska instead
Anonymous No.211745661 >>211747778
>>211745564
Modern clothing is weird.
Anonymous No.211747022
>>211737816
ths woman is so ugly, even when I was young I couldn't understand why she was shilled as being as attractive as the other 2
Anonymous No.211747260
>>211737201
ella is way hotter than any of the OG cast tho, that pic you posted was just a bad photo
Anonymous No.211747486
>The twist is there is no twist and the heist could've been pulled off at any point in time without the convoluted setup
Anonymous No.211747516 >>211752824 >>211754067
>>211736527 (OP)
>>211740836
I will never be able to forgive this movie for this
Anonymous No.211747552
They cute but even i haven't bothered downloading a sub 1GB YIFY rip to watch it
Anonymous No.211747601
>>211745231
Settle down, she was just making an action movie.
Anonymous No.211747631 >>211755648
>>211736527 (OP)
do you think kstew casting couched them
Anonymous No.211747636
>>211742670
Your average white girl at the coffee shop is way prettier than this bitch
Anonymous No.211747728
>>211736527 (OP)
Ella didn't deserve to die...
Anonymous No.211747778
>>211745661
>Anakin... I'm a senator
Anonymous No.211747793
>>211736527 (OP)
Not enough lesbian movie goers would be my first guess.
Anonymous No.211749365
>>211736527 (OP)
The women in it weren't hot enough, popular enough or famous enough to carry the movie. KStew was already past her time in the spotlight and the other two aren't famous or hot enough to sell tickets. The last movies had Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore who were arguably at the height of their popularity.
This was the "we have Charlie's Angels at home" version.
Anonymous No.211749955
>>211743334
This device brought to you by the designers of liquid glass
Anonymous No.211749981
>>211737508
Attractiveness doesn't necessarily equal ticket sales at the theatre. You have to have the "it" factor and none of those girls have it. Casting is a lost art in modern Hollywood.
Anonymous No.211749988
>>211736527 (OP)
Feminists
Anonymous No.211750554
>>211736577
>That movie was so bad they showed it on my flight and people still walked out.
Tried to watch feminazi shit on my flight and couldn't bear this scene.
Anonymous No.211750584
>>211736527 (OP)
Someone up high really hates Ella Balinski
Which is a shame because she's actually very charming and cute
Anonymous No.211750671
>>211737201
Modern Hollywood doesn't want sexy women because of "the male gaze".
Anonymous No.211750760
>>211741741
>Kristen Stewart
Has she ever been in anything good?
Anonymous No.211751833
>yet another re-boot girlboss film directed by a seething feminist starring a dike and two shitskin bitches

pic related
Anonymous No.211752824 >>211754067
>>211747516
I need more
Anonymous No.211753566 >>211753731
I'm so happy Naomi is Black-owned
Anonymous No.211753731
>>211753566
doesnt count if shes already shit stained
Anonymous No.211753956
Anonymous No.211754067 >>211754311
>>211747516
>>211752824
Anonymous No.211754311
>>211754067
>that tasteful jiggle
Anonymous No.211754410 >>211754770 >>211755779 >>211755787
>Is objectively a bad actress
>Has the absolute best filmography for any millennial actor aside from RPatz
How? Is her taste in scripts that good?
Anonymous No.211754529
>>211736577
Holy shit that was bad.
Anonymous No.211754770
>>211754410
shes not in anything good besides into the wild and twilight 1
Anonymous No.211755648 >>211755919
>>211747631
Definitely Kristen fucked Naomi Scott
Anonymous No.211755779
>>211754410
Cool person, bad actress. She knows how to find interesting people.
Anonymous No.211755787
>>211754410
Kristen's family is well-connected and despite being a lesbian, she isn't above sleeping with directors
Anonymous No.211755919
>>211755648
>let me show you what I learned from Jodie Foster
H-hot
Anonymous No.211757801
>>211736527 (OP)
I would have sex with all those women yet I the movie they made is utterly repulsive. This is the power of post wall roastie directors...
Anonymous No.211757913
>>211736648
context for webm?
Anonymous No.211757944
>>211737201
Unironically looks wise they are way more attractive. But the first remake girls had actual chemistry which is kind of a big deal for these movies.
Anonymous No.211758024
>>211736527 (OP)
>awful marketing
>"this is for the girls"

also it wasn't that good
Anonymous No.211758146
>>211737201
>>211737558
Bahahaha kstew thinks shes tuff but she really looks like a 12yo boy
Anonymous No.211760492
>>211736527 (OP)
cast was good, movie was bad, simple as.