Why did Charlie’s angels flop?

>>211736527 (OP)
Naomi Scott should be my wife

>>211736527 (OP)
Because the movie wasn't for us remember

>>211736527 (OP)
because this was the opening scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPoFmUSqKpY

Because the marketing was awful and the film itself was terrible.

I think Kstew is a goddess and this trash took me five sittings to get through.

>>211736527 (OP)
>no nude scenes
>no lewd outfits
But sure, let's assume people are going to flock to the theatres to watch a movie centred on three women regardless.

>tell the audience a movie isn't for them
>the audience does not see the movie
how could this happen

>>211736527 (OP)
What ultra-faggot directed that f pos? I didn't make it more than a few minutes in to when you can actually smell Stewarts bad breath on screen.as she makes the worst attempt at being seductive in film history.

>>211736546
Unfortunately she is mine

Because feminists are delusional misandrists that hate the action movie audience.

>"female version" of a thing made for men
gee, I wonder

>>211736745
Based Black King

>>211736527 (OP)
how did they rope Kristen into it? the other two have to take any gig they can since they're on borrowed time but k-stew has enough star power she could have easily turned down this shit

>>211736925
The money doofus. Drew Barrymore has a pig face and rode the previous version all the way into a syndicated daytime tv slot

>>211736527 (OP)
It didn’t include an hour long unsimulated sex scene with Ella and myself

>>211736527 (OP)
Because the giga downgrade in the casting

>>211737201
Naomi mogs all the other girls from both versions

>>211736546
Naomi is by far the worst looking of the three and by a wide margin

>>211736527 (OP)
It was shit.

>>211737542
lol butthurt kstewfag

>>211736754
I’d love for this image to be actually real, but unfortunately I’m not retarded enough to suspend by disbelief.

>>211736600
Strongly disagree. Stewart has made herself gross. I acknowledge that she used to have it. I get almost an ugly girl reaction when I look at her now. I loath man haters and overtly dyky bitches. They are phony af and just want a man. Don't confuse this comment to make you think I give two fucks about this dyke, it's just a bit of a shame.

>>211737508
Please. She couldn't hold a candle to prime Lucy.

>>211737816
Ew ugly man faced bug chink

It was a show that was at best mildly popular when porn was hard to come by. The 2000s movie was a mild nostalgia trip with extremely popular actresses.

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>>211738512
Why’d you reply to me with this?

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>>211737666
I made that image five years ago and it warms my heart to see how many different resolutions it comes in now. Probably my most widely disseminated image.

>>211737998
yes but hollywood is stupid would look at what you just wrote and go "HURRRRRR DURRRRRRRRR"

>>211738881
That wasn’t an explanation

>>211736577
I tried to watch it all but I finally gave in at one of the girls hitting some guy in the face with every hit punctuated by
>YOU STOLE AID MONEY
>FROM WOMEN
>AND CHILDREN
>AND REFUGEES

not enough jazz

>>211736527 (OP)
It was woke and political
Reminder they actually showed that charlie wasn't actually a man but a woman
Lol

>this and forspoken killed Ella's career befor it began

it was over from the start

>>211740836
good
why the fuck do i want a skinny black tomboy
youre a cringe retard

>>211741418
>when the poo is the most fuckable (or least unfuckable)

>>211741418
Kristen Stewart is a disgusting creature.

>>211741630
Love Naomi.

>>211741775
shes like a hard white 5

>>211741835
Solid 7/10 actress though.

>>211741902
webm unrelated?

>>211740836
She's black so who cares?

>>211736527 (OP)
Two non-names and one barely recognizable one

The original film series sold because it took 3 actresses who were getting recognizition as being good at comedy (Diaz), could be serious (Liu) and could do most roles (Barrymoore)

That's it. That's what the whole modern day industry is not getting.
You can't just go 'there's a bunch of browns/blacks in it, so watch it or you're racist' and expect a blockbuster. You need to build up actors and actresses first. If they just took Cameron Diaz when she did the mask or Lucy Liu when she did Pearl only, it would have probably failed too

>>211736577
Holy moly, that was cringey

>>211736925
Kristen made indy flicks for years. This was supposed to be her return to mainstream

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>>211738881
Who is Elizabeth Banks anyway? She only got her position by marrying a rich jew

>>211741630
You just lack exposure young nigga

>>211742393
good i'll keep it that way indians arent attractive or interesting now fuck off

>>211742452
(You)

>>211742539
wow shes so uniquely indianly hot! notice how they linger on her dark indian features oh wait

>>211736527 (OP)
those stupid nazi incels dont like strong women and they dont see movies with powerful females.
those creepy motherfuckers.

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>>211742031
incredibly homosexual posts

>>211742670
you're probably a brown girl hoping somebody will say shes ok to feel desired vicariously
its the only logical assumption to make

>>211742571
It's always the same with you trailer park trash lmao. Your only exposure of an entire race is limited to one set of features through propaganda. Anything outside of that and you seethe that it's not "real" enough.
Trying leaving your town for once, chud.

>>211742730
ive been looking at literal billions of women my entire life
you have no excuse for your life so far

>>211736527 (OP)
because it's a shitty movie

>>211736527 (OP)
>Why did Charlie’s angels flop?
not enough kstew feet & armpits

>>211742768
>shit grammar
>shit sentence structure
>gay outlook

>>211742864
>not white
>posts shit turds
>is brown

>>211742730
Brown shitstained hands typed this post.

>>211742921
i guarantee its a she turd

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>>211742921
>hehe gottem xd

>>211743017
you hit the wall when you were born thats why youre here posting brown hags

>>211736745
Peak white man desire.

>>211742768
>>211742571
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>>211743046
ESLfags needs to fuck off

>>211743095
any other wannabe oldfag macro copes you wanna throw out to deflect that you are indeed an actual xx chromosome loser

>>211742730
Now call him an incel.

>>211743095
Make me lmao

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>>211743281
>samefag 1 minute apart
Embarassnig

>>211736527 (OP)
It sucked and it was running against Frozen 2 and Ford v. Ferrari

>>211738881
>...and Captain Marvel

>>211741418
Trying way too fucking hard, it's palpable.

Please stay on topic of posting in this stealth Naomi Scott thread

>>211744605
Her costumes were great in that film.

>>211744605
worst feet of the trio, mogged on all levels

Naomi is an English rose.

Holy kino. I'm shutting my privileged white man ass down, I'm sitting down, I'm listening and learning

>>211740836
You forgot Resident Evil but so did everybody

>>211745231
Having Captain Picard as Bosley could have been kino too.

>>211745162
*was

>>211745162
I prefer polish women

>>211737609
not even close, I vastly prefer the original cast to these misfits but even out of them Ella is the only one worthy of being called "pretty". Naomi is just an ugly mutt and Kristen already walled years before this film even began production

Absolutely brutal mogging

>>211736527 (OP)
Dyke, Paki, Nigger.

>>211736546
This but Ella Balinska instead

>>211745564
Modern clothing is weird.

>>211737816
ths woman is so ugly, even when I was young I couldn't understand why she was shilled as being as attractive as the other 2

>>211737201
ella is way hotter than any of the OG cast tho, that pic you posted was just a bad photo

>The twist is there is no twist and the heist could've been pulled off at any point in time without the convoluted setup

>>211736527 (OP)
>>211740836
I will never be able to forgive this movie for this

They cute but even i haven't bothered downloading a sub 1GB YIFY rip to watch it

>>211745231
Settle down, she was just making an action movie.

>>211736527 (OP)
do you think kstew casting couched them

>>211742670
Your average white girl at the coffee shop is way prettier than this bitch

>>211736527 (OP)
Ella didn't deserve to die...

>>211745661
>Anakin... I'm a senator

>>211736527 (OP)
Not enough lesbian movie goers would be my first guess.

>>211736527 (OP)
The women in it weren't hot enough, popular enough or famous enough to carry the movie. KStew was already past her time in the spotlight and the other two aren't famous or hot enough to sell tickets. The last movies had Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore who were arguably at the height of their popularity.
This was the "we have Charlie's Angels at home" version.

>>211743334
This device brought to you by the designers of liquid glass

>>211737508
Attractiveness doesn't necessarily equal ticket sales at the theatre. You have to have the "it" factor and none of those girls have it. Casting is a lost art in modern Hollywood.

>>211736527 (OP)
Feminists

>>211736577
>That movie was so bad they showed it on my flight and people still walked out.
Tried to watch feminazi shit on my flight and couldn't bear this scene.

>>211736527 (OP)
Someone up high really hates Ella Balinski
Which is a shame because she's actually very charming and cute

>>211737201
Modern Hollywood doesn't want sexy women because of "the male gaze".

>>211741741
>Kristen Stewart
Has she ever been in anything good?

>yet another re-boot girlboss film directed by a seething feminist starring a dike and two shitskin bitches

pic related

>>211747516
I need more

I'm so happy Naomi is Black-owned

>>211753566
doesnt count if shes already shit stained

>>211747516
>>211752824

>>211754067
>that tasteful jiggle

>Is objectively a bad actress
>Has the absolute best filmography for any millennial actor aside from RPatz
How? Is her taste in scripts that good?

>>211736577
Holy shit that was bad.

>>211754410
shes not in anything good besides into the wild and twilight 1

>>211747631
Definitely Kristen fucked Naomi Scott

>>211754410
Cool person, bad actress. She knows how to find interesting people.

>>211754410
Kristen's family is well-connected and despite being a lesbian, she isn't above sleeping with directors

>>211755648
>let me show you what I learned from Jodie Foster
H-hot

>>211736527 (OP)
I would have sex with all those women yet I the movie they made is utterly repulsive. This is the power of post wall roastie directors...

>>211736648
context for webm?

>>211737201
Unironically looks wise they are way more attractive. But the first remake girls had actual chemistry which is kind of a big deal for these movies.

>>211736527 (OP)
>awful marketing
>"this is for the girls"

also it wasn't that good

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>>211737558
Bahahaha kstew thinks shes tuff but she really looks like a 12yo boy

>>211736527 (OP)
cast was good, movie was bad, simple as.