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AN ENDING? I SUPPOSH THAT'S OFF THE TABLE ASHWELL
Anonymous No.211737287 >>211739493 >>211739559 >>211740546 >>211741405 >>211748796 >>211756153 >>211757649
>>211737178 (OP)
Sunset found him eating instead of writing.
Anonymous No.211737433 >>211737459 >>211737468 >>211737526 >>211737718 >>211739514 >>211739548 >>211739626 >>211739632 >>211740565 >>211741614 >>211744618 >>211756386
>>211737178 (OP)
At least he tried. Tolkien gave up writing his LOTR sequel twice and then died, his son had to cobble together all of his scraps and ramblings to give us the Silmarillion which is incomplete and a cash grab
Anonymous No.211737459
>>211737433
as if the exact same thing and worse won't happen once GRRM eats another burger too many
Anonymous No.211737468
>>211737433
Gr8 b8 m8.
Anonymous No.211737526
>>211737433
A Dance With Dragons was a monumental waste of time.
Anonymous No.211737718 >>211739068
>>211737433
There was no sequel to LOTR.
Anonymous No.211737776 >>211737839 >>211739407 >>211739569 >>211740795
>>211737178 (OP)
Respect to JKRowling she actually finished the books even after phat cheques from the movies came in.
Anonymous No.211737839 >>211739141 >>211749412
>>211737776
To be fair HP books are midwit tier, not to finish them would be more of an accomplishment
Anonymous No.211738482
>>211737178 (OP)
Finish the book fat fuck
Anonymous No.211738494 >>211739014 >>211739740
HharvkBwahahaha I told everyone that dumb and dumber filmed exactly what that senile grandpa was writing or planning to write.
No wonder season the utter fucking disaster the show ending was he balked at realization he is out of touch and can't publish it.
And people called me crazy hater when I told them you can track his mental faculties decline by each book.
Anonymous No.211738557
>>211737178 (OP)
good its what his shit tier books deserve
Anonymous No.211738855
>>211737178 (OP)
its not like its a good story to begin with, only plebs read that crap
Anonymous No.211738989 >>211739142 >>211739201 >>211741304 >>211741831 >>211762430
>>211737178 (OP)
Why not just write the endings and some timeline notes and give it to someone else??? Plenty of books have been written from a dead author's notes.
Anonymous No.211739014 >>211739460
>>211738494
>The Dark Night and winter being a huge wet fart
>Deanerys vs Cersei
>Stannis losing at Winterfel
>Show Euron in it's entirety


I hate the fat fuck as much as anyone, but I hate dumb and dumber more.
Anonymous No.211739068 >>211739155
>>211737718
>reading comprehension
Anonymous No.211739119
>>211737178 (OP)
We know. At leas he is admitting.
Anonymous No.211739141
>>211737839
They're kids books anon.
Anonymous No.211739142
>>211738989
He's not dead!
Anonymous No.211739155
>>211739068
At least you've already identified your issue
Anonymous No.211739172 >>211742588 >>211742642
A song of ice and fire was originally planned as a trilogy with time gaps in between the books

the first book grew into three books, a game of thrones, a clash of kings and a storm of swords.

he later abdandoned the idea of a time skip and instead opted to write a mega prologue to catch everyone up on what had happened in the 5 years between the original book 1 and book 2.

that mega prologue grew into a whole book and then two, a feast for crows and a dance with dragons.

so the first part of his proposed trilogy became 5 books, how many more do you think the planned upcoming two books are going to get split up into? assuming any of it gets finished
Anonymous No.211739201 >>211741304
>>211738989
He should make an outline yes, then either have it released after his death as such or give to another writer to finish. Or both.
Anonymous No.211739246
test
Anonymous No.211739277
>that "headline"
Damn the French have even worse journalistic standards than the British
Anonymous No.211739311
FINISH THE BOOKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Anonymous No.211739318
>>211737178 (OP)
At least he's being open about it now. Might as well hand it off to some cuck fan-fiction writer to take the blame for it being shit and get another significant cash grab before he dies.
Fuck you for making me ever care about your series, fat man.
Anonymous No.211739360 >>211739406 >>211739411
This is total clickbait by the way

He was speaking "as the fans" when he sarcastically wrote this. He wasn't even speaking as himself.
Honestly, his real post was even more rage inducing than this clickbait ass headline.
Anonymous No.211739406
>>211739360
Ah, so this is actually about that blog spot. Fucking clickbait.
Anonymous No.211739407 >>211744999
>>211737776
Great, you got to see the end of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

> a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Anonymous No.211739411 >>211739660
>>211739360
You're right, George R.R Martin will surely deliver after doing fuck all for the past 10 years
Anonymous No.211739456
>>211737178 (OP)
everyone with a brain knew that 10 years ago
Anonymous No.211739460 >>211739819 >>211740340 >>211745497
>>211739014
I need more of these
Anonymous No.211739490
>GRRM writes blog post complaining about fans complaining him not finishing the books
>clickbait journalists quote his hypothetical annoying fans and pretend it's him saying it and not a guy he made up to get mad at
journalists need to be mass executed
Anonymous No.211739493
>>211737287
lel
Anonymous No.211739514
>>211737433
He decided not to because it would be depressing.
Anonymous No.211739548
>>211737433

But LOTR was already complete in its current state. Any sequel would be an extra. GRRM is a fat hack who can't finish his main work. I regret wasting my time reading his books a decade earlier.
Anonymous No.211739559
>>211737287
The more he ate the less he wrote
And less he wrote the hungrier he got
Anonymous No.211739569
>>211737178 (OP)
kinda based.

>>211737776
>respect to JK Rowling
nah fuck that bitch. her books are only for elementary schoolers and she's a retard with tranny obsession
Anonymous No.211739626 >>211740901 >>211755048 >>211756042 >>211756083 >>211756531
>>211737433
What would a LOTR sequel even be about?
Anonymous No.211739632
>>211737433
He still had a compete series to his name
Anonymous No.211739635
>>211737178 (OP)
A shocking revelation, indeed.
Anonymous No.211739660
>>211739411
Can you read? apparently not
Anonymous No.211739740 >>211749009
>>211738494
Factually wrong
Anonymous No.211739819 >>211748755 >>211758855
>>211739460
Preston really revealed his idiocacy with his political takes last year
Anonymous No.211739892 >>211742657
adaptation when
Anonymous No.211739935 >>211740014
>>211737178 (OP)
>George R.R. Martin delivers crushing blow to Game of Thrones fans:
>"I lost interest in this crap years ago. I'm a multi millionaire and I'm nearly 80, I don't have to deal with this shit so fuck it, I'm just going to have fun with my money. Peace out Suckas."
Anonymous No.211740008
House of the Dragon is fucking shit

the only thing it has in common with GOT is the bad wigs
Anonymous No.211740014
>>211739935
I'd respect him a lot more if he did this instead of his continued pretense
Anonymous No.211740120 >>211759922
lHe finished writing them years ago. He just wont release them till he dies so people won't get mad at him while he's still alive
Anonymous No.211740237
>>211737178 (OP)
>BREAKING NEWS
>George R.R. Martin delivers crushing blow to Game of Thrones fans:
>"I lost...years. I'm a...million...and...I...have to...shit"
>"fuck... fun..."
>"my money"
Anonymous No.211740280
Credit where credit is due at least Rowling managed to finish her work to concede with the ending of the film adaptations. Lazy fuck can't even abide by a deadline so his work got raped
Anonymous No.211740340
>>211739460
these images always scream butthurt cherrypicking
Anonymous No.211740353
GRRM is a millionaire with nothing but free time. He has no valid excuse to not have is book series done by now. The fact that he was able to release hit books on a regular schedule back in the 90s (while broke/poor) demonstrates that he should have no issues.
Anonymous No.211740546
>>211737287
kek
Anonymous No.211740565 >>211740743 >>211740979
>>211737433
Yeah, about that...
Anonymous No.211740743
>>211740565
Apparently Tolkien gave double the lectures his position required him to give annually.
It's also reported he was not a particularly engaging lecturer.
Anonymous No.211740795 >>211741588 >>211741740 >>211742752
>>211737776

She also finished them in a timely manner. Seven books in the span of 10 years. A Song of Ice and Fire has been in the works for nearly 30 years at this point and there hasn't been a new release in 14.
Anonymous No.211740901
>>211739626
Mostly day to day government stuff and orc genocide.
Anonymous No.211740979 >>211741675
>>211740565
Tolkien's friends raped his son in his own house. If he couldn't even notice that much I doubt he paid any attention to the government wagie job he received as a veteran compensation.
Anonymous No.211741025 >>211741192
>>211737178 (OP)
Like Robert Jordan with Brandon Sanderson. GRRM needs to find some young author with some work ethic to finish his series. He was never going to do it. Just give the plot outline to someone who cares, slap your name on it, and we can all be done with it.
Anonymous No.211741192 >>211741476
>>211741025
>Just give the plot outline to someone who cares, slap your name on it, and we can all be done with it.
As with D&D, they weren't about to let some other lesser director take over their work. They were going to finish the series even if they were bored of it and move on to their epic star wars series!
Anonymous No.211741304 >>211749846
>>211739201
>He should make an outline yes,

>>211738989
>Why not just write the endings and some timeline notes and give it to someone else??

you people just dont understand. he doesnt know whats going to happen. he's written himself into a corner with no way out. he has a vague idea of what he wants but no idea how to get there. the "outline" is the show and its fucked to shit.

this is why writing without having the end already known is such a shit strat. writers who expect to "figure it out as they go" are retarded
Anonymous No.211741324
>>211737178 (OP)
He already finished it. He told Dumb and Dumber the ending to the characters.
Anonymous No.211741405 >>211756153
>>211737287
The more he ate the less he wrote the less he wrote the more he ate. He also did some stuff about Japanese video games and cars or something. Then he ate and died a big fat fuck. What about his tax policy? He ate lots of food and died who cares
Anonymous No.211741476
>>211741192
Except for him there isn't another epic series to move on to, either he finishes it himself, gives it to someone he thinks will do a good job, or his estate sells it to someone he may or may not approve of. Seems like the best option is to get away from it, but still see it done before he dies.
Anonymous No.211741535
>I'll finish it chuds, 37 years isn't a long time, stop trying to rush me!
>....
>I'll never finish it
Anonymous No.211741573
>>211737178 (OP)
He'll never finish the Winds of Winter but he'll finish the Mac N Cheese tray at Cracker Barrel.
Anonymous No.211741588
>>211740795
It's funny, the wait for Order of the Phoenix was way too long and I aged out of Harry Potter, mildly resenting Rowling for the shift tone of the books.
Conversly I loved the ASOIAF books and don't care if George never publishes Winds.
Anonymous No.211741614
>>211737433
Anonymous No.211741634
>>211737178 (OP)
>What is shit everyone saw coming, Alex? I'll take Captain Obvious for $800
Anonymous No.211741675 >>211742116
>>211740979
Anonymous No.211741678
>>211737178 (OP)
>GRRM Dies
>his family start looking through his unfinished notes
>find a folder named "GoT Ending" containing a single image
>they open it, huge picture of George doing a Goatse appears on screen
Anonymous No.211741718
>>211737178 (OP)
oh hey "the 1 june 2025" is my birthday
Anonymous No.211741740
>>211740795
>Seven books in the span of 10 years
That 3 year wait for Order of the Plotholes felt like an eternity as a kid.
Anonymous No.211741831 >>211742010
>>211738989
GRRM likely doesn't even have outlines and we already know now how he intends the story to end (Danny goes insane - Brann ends up King). But he's written himself into a fucking mess of 12 different plotlines without enough living characters to see them to logical conclusions.

I don't think the story could be finished without feeling extremely contrived or filled with plotholes
Anonymous No.211742010
>>211741831
>without enough living characters
With way too many characters you mean. It's one thing D&D struggled with, GRRM gave them too many random useless people that had no influence on the plot but were just there. So they had to start killing people off. Same with all the branching plotlines that didn't seem to be going anywhere and GRRM had nothing really in mind for them way back when he gave them the notes such as everything about Dorne and the Iron Island's Kraken stuff.
Anonymous No.211742116 >>211751394
>>211741675
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/apr/28/jrr-tolkiens-son-claims-sexually-abuse-fathers-friend
Sorry you had to learn this way. Not only was Tolkien's son raped in his own house, he later became a Catholic priest and raped boys himself, forever ending the cucktholic seethe at CS Lewis' decision to be a protestant instead.
Anonymous No.211742572 >>211742805
The burger was sopping with grease when he picked it up. β€œDamn you,” she said. β€œDamn you damn you damn you.” He sucked at the patty till he cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. His burger became the world.
Anonymous No.211742588 >>211745730
>>211739172
The story is at most halfway done, so 10 books would be the minimum I'd say.
Anonymous No.211742642 >>211742961
>>211739172
>A song of ice and fire was originally planned
>a song of ice and fire
>planned
Anonymous No.211742657 >>211742691
>>211739892
The first book was among the queerest and most juvenile things I've ever read. And considering I post on /tv/, that's saying something
Anonymous No.211742691 >>211759228
>>211742657
that's what makes it good
Anonymous No.211742752 >>211749394
>>211740795
to be fair HP is a children's series and infinitely less complex than ASOIAF
Anonymous No.211742805
>>211742572
lol
Anonymous No.211742957
if that fat bastard wrote 1 page a week since 2011 he'd have written 700 pages by now
jesus christ
Anonymous No.211742961 >>211743986
>>211742642
Yes, it was planned. It's just changed drastically over time since then.
Anonymous No.211743422 >>211743694 >>211743785 >>211748690 >>211757071
If someone broken into GRRM;s house, photographed all his notes, scanned them, then gave them + the first 5 books as context to Gemini or chatgpt (whichever has the longer context window) then you could probably tell an LLM to finish the next two books and there's a decent chance you'd get something about 70-80% as good as if he wrote it himself.

GRRM has already done the hard work of making the characters likeable and establishing their personalities. now we just need to know what happens with the rest of the plot and chatgpt can take care of imitating the decent but not impressive writing style.
Anonymous No.211743694
>>211743422
There are no notes.
Anonymous No.211743785
>>211743422
ChatGPT won't do sex scenes.
I've tried :(
Anonymous No.211743900
>>211737178 (OP)
Joke's on you fat fuck, I've never read that normie slop lol.
Anonymous No.211743986 >>211748223
>>211742961
This isn't a full plan, it's a plan for the first book.
Anonymous No.211744618
>>211737433
He never intended to continue LOTR you fucking nigger, he only had some really basic ideas but scrapped it
Anonymous No.211744818
>>211737178 (OP)
He should just hire ghost writer, if anyone calls him out he could just say he has health problems since he’s already fat and old
Anonymous No.211744989
>>211737178 (OP)
Will AI eventually finish Winds of Winter better than Martin ever could?
Anonymous No.211744999
>>211739407
Thank you.
Anonymous No.211745497 >>211746067 >>211754603
>>211739460
Dorne plot is fucking garbage in the books.
Anonymous No.211745730 >>211748281
>>211742588
>10 books would be the minimum I'd say.
That's a fairly small amount of books, for an averagely paced writer I'd say?
Anonymous No.211746067
>>211745497
>ywn be thrown into Midna’s asshole as a punishment
Anonymous No.211747866 >>211756356
All men grow conservative in their old age, meaning that as they reach the end of their lives, their rebellions become the ossified tradition which they love, and they must then watch those things face the same fate that they cruelly subjected to their fathers' worlds. This breaks the hearts of many, who realize in their own way that this cycle of betrayal and uprooting is the true fruit of their youthful rebellions.

Martin watches now as everything he built his worldview on is being ripped out, it must be like being gutted, the sudden terrible feeling of intestines rushing over one's thighs, the sense of emptiness, of realizing that there is nothing there.The revelation that the whole of his world-historic view was in fact resentment, and that as he has aged, he has become his father, now to be subjected to the same knife he so gleefully stuck in his father's back.

Imagine being so broken by the world, by things that don't actually matter at all to your art. This was the mistake of the 20th century, and it is being met with grim reward in the 21st.
Anonymous No.211748223 >>211749055
>>211743986
>he didn't put all three books on the wall, therefore they don't exist!
you're dumb
Anonymous No.211748281 >>211748457
>>211745730
Yes, in the time since the last book, and average paced writer could have written 10 books easily
Anonymous No.211748365
>>211737178 (OP)
He’ll finish the second to last book and then drop dead and then thinkpieces will follow about how the downbeat non-ending was actually the perfect conclusion of ASOIAF
Anonymous No.211748397 >>211748505
>>211737178 (OP)
Anonymous No.211748457
>>211748281
>Started at 45
>600+ books
Anonymous No.211748505 >>211748763 >>211751008 >>211751119
>>211748397
GRRM has been locked away so long at the wall, how is he still so fat?!
Anonymous No.211748690
>>211743422
>now we just need to know what happens with the rest of the plot
God you brainlets are insufferable
Anonymous No.211748755 >>211749100 >>211758855
>>211739819
QRD?
Anonymous No.211748763 >>211757231
>>211748505
GOD I HATE THIS ARGUMENT SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
Anonymous No.211748796
>>211737287
He’s trying to eat the sunset instead of writing
Anonymous No.211749009 >>211758665
>>211739740
The Unsullied are a completely retarded idea in the books, as well - castrated boys who, by some miracle, grow up into healthy men instead of half-cripples, trained in a SINGLE fighting style all using the SAME WEAPON and NOTHING ELSE.

They would be wiped out by any semi-professional army in the Antiquity. A Medieval military 1/3 their size would outright massacre them.
Anonymous No.211749055
>>211748223
There's more proof of the existence of God than the existence of a plan for the other books.
Anonymous No.211749100 >>211749256 >>211758855
>>211748755
Verbatim
>"I have nothing negative to say about Hasan or Destiny because they tell kids to vote Democrat"
>"Joe Biden could squat down and take a shit on stage at the debate aand I wiuld still vote for him"
Also
>"Joe Biden isn't going to drop out you conspiracy theorist"
Anonymous No.211749169 >>211749197 >>211749360
>>211737178 (OP)
good, hopefully an actual competent writer like brandon sanderson will finish the series
Anonymous No.211749197
>>211749169
>Sanderson
OH BOY, UTTER SLOP!
Anonymous No.211749202
Glad I dropped the books after the first one and the show after the second season. Worthless fat fuck.
Anonymous No.211749256 >>211749560 >>211758855
>>211749100
Anon, he's never hidden at being a rabid leftist. He's also obviously mentally deficient, like clinging to the "ASOIAF is actually a post-apocalyptic science fiction setting." GRRM has stated, over and over, in no uncertain terms that no, this is all fantasy, the magic is real, the seasons being weird have a supernatural explanation, and what does the autist do? Play word games and semantics WITH THE CREATOR OF THE SETTING to try and prove than no, he's right.

His early videos were good because they were based on long supported theories written out by much smarter people. As soon as he started making original claims, he went full retard.
Anonymous No.211749271 >>211749461
I'm surprised GoT and Berserk fans haven't just killed themselves
Anonymous No.211749360 >>211750145 >>211750390 >>211757343
>>211749169
the problem is that GRRM's planned ending isn't a proper resolution to the story he wrote. it doesn't matter who writes it.
Anonymous No.211749394
>>211742752
>Complexity

Who actually cares when the series will never reach a conclusion? Worked yourself into a shoot.
Anonymous No.211749412 >>211750468
>>211737839
They are for literal children you dumb ape.
Anonymous No.211749461
>>211749271
Miura told the ending to his best friend whose finishing it up George on the other hand has no plans whatsoever.
Anonymous No.211749560 >>211758855
>>211749256
It's funny that he cares more about George's stories than he does.
>pays thousands to have dinner with GRRM
>wants to be be seen as cool so asks him obscure question about one of George's early books
>"I don't know what you're talking about"
Anonymous No.211749846
>>211741304
I've seen at least a dozen "how I would have done it" diatribes from random shits on the internet that rewrote and reframed the TV show narrative - largely by adding back in a few plotlines from the books Dumb & Dumber cut out with their natural conclusions and by making Dany's descent into madness take more than five fucking minutes - that would be good enough to form the basis for the end of the novels. People are acting like Ol' Gurm has created a narrative so complex not even God himself could unpick its threads, but it's just a fucking fantasy story. One of the high-volume writers like Sanderson could shart out the last two or three tomes in a weekend, probably not *quite* to the same level as if the fatman himself bothered to finish, but much closer to that than the shitty TV show.
Anonymous No.211749858
>>211737178 (OP)
George rr Martin, you should have called the winds of winter a plate of bacon. Now there’s something you’d finish.
Anonymous No.211750096
>>211737178 (OP)
if only we had a clue how game of thrones should have ended. a 10 page rundown would be enough really. or an 8 season tv show made by the same writter.....
Anonymous No.211750145
>>211749360
Yes, it is. That was never the problem. The issue is how to get to the planned resolution, which again is fine. D&D cut out every plausible way to get there, made up a bunch of generic tv shit, and just shoehorned the ending to fit.
Anonymous No.211750307 >>211755590
Is Tolkien 4chan's most worshipped individual? Not even Hitler or Gosling have this many fellaters.
Anonymous No.211750390 >>211750653 >>211750863 >>211751260
>>211749360
The problem is probably that the TV show ending was what he originally had planned and everyone hated it.
Anonymous No.211750468
>>211749412
More like manchildren you retarded nigger, just because it was written for kids doesn't excuse it from being bad (and it is dogshit)
Anonymous No.211750653
>>211750390
only sub-70 iq brainlets keep parroting this
Anonymous No.211750863 >>211750958 >>211760160
>>211750390
He gave them some of his notes.
Important moments that he wanted to be preserved.
>Hodor holding the door.
>Arya in the mummer troupe.
etc
But the reality is the books are in a vastly different place than the show when they left behind the existing book material.

Obviously Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna's child, but there are still ways that even this, the central mystery, can be recontextualized in dramatic or surprising ways.
Anonymous No.211750958
>>211750863
Or maybe he thought that sounded cool but is too much of a lazy fat fuck to actually write the story
Anonymous No.211751008 >>211757452
>>211748505
Anyone who claps to this type of argument should be tortured to death.
Anonymous No.211751119
>>211748505
I'm fat because I live in a fantasy world
Kind of checks out
Anonymous No.211751260 >>211751526
>>211750390
doesnt explain how the show beat him, he promised DnD TWOW would be out by book 6
Anonymous No.211751394
>>211742116
Based as fuck.
Anonymous No.211751526 >>211751608 >>211751674 >>211751969
>>211751260
its obvious why he's having difficulty writing it
because he's created a very detailed and complex story with a couple dozen POVs and plotlines and subplots and he has to seed it with lots of mysteries that surprise the reader

its now more complex than ever, and he still feels the need to surprise people after the show has already presented some of his ideas and made them stinky and hated

the show went to shit because it abandoned his worldbuilding and setups to immediately have a few big battles as quickly as possible and end it
Anonymous No.211751608 >>211751756
>>211751526
>its now more complex than ever,
Not it isn't. It's no more complicated than a wars of the roses historical fiction trilogy. Sanderson cranks out literal bricks year after year, but George can't be arsed to write a sentence.
Anonymous No.211751674
>>211751526
Dnd weren't perfect buts its unfair to expect them to finish the story when George couldn't
Hiring actors with contracts is obviously more complex than including characters who may disappear for seasons at a time, even if ADWD/AFFC was adapted perfectly theyd be more fucked as they now have an extra 10+ actors whos stories have no end on the payroll
Anonymous No.211751703
Fine, I'll do it myself
Anonymous No.211751756
>>211751608
Deeply unserious post.
Anonymous No.211751969
>>211751526
Like an amateur DnD DM biting off more than they can chew. How embarrassing.
Anonymous No.211754013
I can't wait for more Wild Cards! God, I love that series so much
Anonymous No.211754603
>>211745497
maybe, but show dorne was even worse
Anonymous No.211754687 >>211754737
>>211737178 (OP)
Dubs and he has been writing both books at the same time so the series is almost done. Miss and he eats himself to death before they come out.
Anonymous No.211754737 >>211757483
>>211754687
Welp, that's that.
Anonymous No.211754755 >>211755187
>After all, as some of you like to point out in your emails, I am sixty years old and fat, and you don't want me to 'pull a Robert Jordan' on you and deny you your book. Okay, I've got the message. You don't want me doing anything except A Song of Ice and Fire. Ever. (Well, maybe
Anonymous No.211754810
>>211737178 (OP)
based fat dwarf fuck, he forgot to say "and what the fuck are you going to do about it".
Anonymous No.211754893
>β€œI will never finish WINDS, If I do, I will never finish A DREAM OF SPRING. If I do, it won’t be any good. I ought to get some other writer to pinch hit for me… I am going to die soon anyway, because I am so old. I lost all interest in A Song of Ice and Fire decades ago. I don’t give a shit about writing any longer, I just sit around and spend my money.”
Best thing he has ever written.
Anonymous No.211755048 >>211757549
>>211739626
a strong smart woman that is trained by aragorn to become the new queen of gondor and is secretly sauron's daughter all along
Anonymous No.211755187 >>211755225
>>211754755
Robert Jordan had an incurable heart disease, this fat fuck just need to stop gorging himself. Also Jordan actually planned out how the series was supposed to end while this fucker said he wants his drafts destroyed if he dies before finishing it.
Anonymous No.211755225 >>211755303
>>211755187
>said he wants his drafts destroyed if he dies before finishing it
Is this true?
Anonymous No.211755303 >>211755378
>>211755225
Apparently he didn't said that exactly but he said no one else is supposed to finish the series if he can't.
Anonymous No.211755378 >>211755943
>>211755303
I don't know about this show and books but why is he such a giant turd? Does he hate his fans or what?
Anonymous No.211755537
>>211737178 (OP)
No one cares because there's no attention to detail or overarching plan in the Game of Thrones books and it shows.
The appeal of GoT has always been that it's gratuitous pulp slop written by a guy who pays particular attention to writing despicable characters.
D&D gravitated to the lowest, most depraved source material, like fish to water, and Martin is shilled as an author of any artistic significance.
Anonymous No.211755563
>>211737178 (OP)
AI will do it better and faster and even be able to find a way to release multiple endings so everyone is satisfied. It could probably do it right now quite frankly. It's a joke to think he's still a necessary part of the process when he has now become the biggest bottleneck to it.
Anonymous No.211755590
>>211750307
The grandfather of fantasy who came up with elves and dwarves and dragons? Even if you don't like his books you have to acknowledge his importance.
Anonymous No.211755843
Why is he fat?
Anonymous No.211755943
>>211755378
>Does he hate his fans or what?
I think it's a mixture of embarrassment for feeling like he can't adequately continue the books with the bar set so high turning into very mild contempt towards the fans and simply realizing he's rich and old and he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want
Anonymous No.211756042
>>211739626
>I did begin a story placed about 100 years after the Downfall, but it proved both sinister and depressing. Since we are dealing with Men, it is inevitable that we should be concerned with the most regrettable feature of their nature: their quick satiety with good. So that the people of Gondor in times of peace, justice and prosperity, would become discontented and restless β€” while the dynasts descended from Aragorn would become just kings and governors β€” like Denethor or worse. I found that even so early there was an outcrop of revolutionary plots, about a centre of secret Satanistic religion; while Gondorian boys were playing at being Orcs and going around doing damage. I could have written a 'thriller' about the plot and its discovery and overthrow β€” but it would have been just that. Not worth doing.
Anonymous No.211756083
>>211739626
>*sigh* somehow, Sauron has returned
Anonymous No.211756095
IT DOESNT NEED AN ENDING

JUST KEEP GOING YOU LAZY FAT FUCK
Anonymous No.211756153
>>211737287
>>211741405
Audibly kek'd
Anonymous No.211756356
>>211747866
Al gore did better with greatest generation voters in 2000 then bus
Anonymous No.211756386
>>211737433
>At least he tried
Anonymous No.211756531 >>211758174
>>211739626
The blue wizards Eru sent to the east started a bunch of dark cults that Aragorn’s son would have to stomp out. Tolkien got about 30 pages in when he realized it would be shit and decided against it.
Anonymous No.211757071
>>211743422
Why do you want something so badly you don't care that the author isn't involved?

This is so wrong. I can't believe people like GoT so much that they'll settle for more content no matter who or 'what' conjures it.

Without George it doesn't exist. He's the master of it. Even if someone else took over why would you want that? I really don't understand you people.
There's nothing I love so much that I'd accept a lesser version of it from some other creator.
Anonymous No.211757231
>>211748763
You side with the "logic" that he can't be fat but that magic can exist?

lol, you're so retarded it's "unreal".
Anonymous No.211757343
>>211749360
No. He's the only one who matters. Who the fuck are you and where do you get the ego to suggest that it's bigger than him and that you or anyone else gets to weigh in on what is or isn't "a proper resolution"? LOL, you don't get a say in this at all.

ONLY George can write the ending and whatever ending he writes is inherently proper. That's all there is to it. Those are the rules here. Are you a fucking idiot?
Anonymous No.211757452
>>211751008
You really did get put in your place, didn't you? You thought your weight idea was really solid until you were reminded of FANTASY.
lol
Anonymous No.211757483
>>211754737
>Welp

Huh?
Anonymous No.211757549
>>211755048
Why is she scowling?
Anonymous No.211757649
>>211737287
Anonymous No.211758174
>>211756531

what's with the Istari failure rate tho?
Anonymous No.211758316
nailed it
Anonymous No.211758665 >>211759197 >>211759595
>>211749009
>trained in a SINGLE fighting style all using the SAME WEAPON and NOTHING ELSE.
The books are very clear that they're trained in all manner of weapons and tactics...but you didn't read the books, did you?
Anonymous No.211758855
>>211749560
>>211749256
>>211749100
>>211748755
>>211739819
In case you guys don't know, he's a State Department employee with an Asian wife who lives in Taiwan. He is literally a "deep state" fed, lmao.
Anonymous No.211759197
>>211758665
its ridiculous how popular the books and show, and nobody fucking reads them

all of their hatred is so obviously for the show
and they know they're illiterate faggots and lie about it anyways
Anonymous No.211759200
>>211737178 (OP)
Fans deliver crushing blow to George R.R. Martin: "Rope yourself."
Anonymous No.211759228
>>211742691
>outed as queer
Anonymous No.211759595
>>211758665
the books also repeat over and over again that the Unsullied make up for the physical weakness of eunuchs by being mindbroken into never fleeing from battle. Their iron discipline makes up for not being able to 1:1 match the physical ability of their foes because in medieval warfare most armies break and run before they've even taken 50% casualties, while the Unsullied will ALWAYS fight to the death
Anonymous No.211759922
>>211740120
Pretty based if that’s the case
Anonymous No.211760160 >>211760618
>>211750863
>Obviously Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna's child
Then why when Cate asks about Ashara Dayne, ned says never ask about Jon's mother?
Anonymous No.211760618 >>211761673
>>211760160
Because Jon is a Targaryen, and has a rightful claim to the throne, and his presence could be interpreted as conspiracy against the usurped throne, and get Ned's entire family killed.

So firstly, he won't risk that information ever being known by anybody else, and secondly he doesn't want people asking about it at all.

Ned is an honorable man, who is willing to sacrifice the blow to his reputation and relationship with Cat in order to what is right and protect the life of his nephew.
He didn't have a real relationship with Cat until after he'd returned from the war. Their marriage was political, was only made sincere later after they'd lived together.
Anonymous No.211761673
>>211760618
I wanna write something snarky, but that really tied off the one thing that bugged me when I read the books. Thank you.
Anonymous No.211762430
>>211738989
Even if he had a way through, he doesn't want anyone else doing it. After he goes, everything that's left gets incinerated.