>>211740108 (OP) She's the butt of a lot of off-colour humour on /lit/ but that needs to stop. Anyone who is cheeky about her from behind a keyboard is just making a huge ass out of himself.
Let's get to the bottom of this. Why is she so great?
>>211740420 no she lives in LA and she drinks at the sultan so if you can afford to get in you can accidentally trip over a barstool and end up in her colon
>>211740108 (OP) This bait always works on me because I have a huge gay crush on her dad and facilitator, Ron Howard. He wanted her to be a star, so she is. That's how Ron rolls folks. He learned a lot from working with the coolest Jew ever, Fonzie.