HUGE FAGGOT edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Rachel is GONE forever
-- Gavin McInnes was asked to come and harass Argay (former Proud Boy), then turned down by the wiggers https://x.com/theKlutz2000/status/1935827711920083403
-- Direnc stole Daniel's candy and shared w/ Ellie, Seth and Fred. Daniel retaliated by waping Angelina
-- Seth, Ellie and Argay all claim to be virgins
-- Ice Poseidon is LITERALLY a faggot and everything he says and does is excruciatingly retarded!
-- Daniel is a bitch nigga, this is Bitchniggatank
-- Angie and Freddy made a fort where they're technically "under the bed" so they can smoke normally (also one of them has a weed pen)
-- Scott Sullivan's beloved character "Cage" will return for Bloodgames 2!

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Previous: >>211739928

mints sex.,..

>day 8
>feels like week 4

Nathan Fielder coming to the tank… soon

Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

kwab king

Angelica

haha imagine if you cut all all of angies bras and panties. she would be so pissed bro haha

>>211741555
it hasnt been a full week left.

>>211741555
powtank had more content than s4

daniel is a sick fuck... demented

>>211741555
Yeah shits crazy

>kinocord mentioned

Will Danny boy cry when he's eliminated tonight?

finally dan delivers some content
retarded autist type content but still

Daniel doubters will be proven wrong again

Realistically speaking, what would a proper society (such as one that swiftly executes criminals and doesn't allow usury) do with people like Daniel? He will never be able to procreate or do literally any shit-shoveling job, so do we put these people in safe but inescapable asylums? UBI?

daniel is genuinely the dumbest fuck I've ever seen

Ellie will make it to top 3 just because she the le cute asian girl

inb4 incel but i hate this shit, she has the personality of a wall

this nigger is pathetic kek

>>211741506 (OP)
I like Aryeh’s singing
He’s got an impressive memory of many song’s complete lyrics

The beautiful Lenard

>mocks fishtank and tells the viewers to watch world peace 2
KWAB

oh god dammit

now Angie is gonna fake cry and screech like a banshee now


THANKS A FUCKING LOT DANIEL

>>211741599
he's gonna mawky post

I like how both Areya and Daniel snipped up every single piece of cardboard one by one instead of just ripping them.

Why would cutting up that junk help him stay? Dumb autist.

Has anything happened today?

>>211741546
reminder spooky movie night on cytube tonight at 845pm Eastern US Time

>>211741583
I hope no one is dumb enough to believe this

>i have to do something to stay
you know that if you have no candy you're going home no matter what right?

>>211741639
NO

>>211741632
those are just the fake fishbucks from rachel's monopoly game

lol daniel has the most innocuous ideas of messing with other fish

danny boy should be cutting up angies clothes to make them even tinier and tighter fitting, that'll teach her.

When does Ella show up?

And he remains a baa aa aa aa aaaased man

>>211741607
a proper society wouldnt have vaccines or health care for children. it would prevent people like daniel and have them die young.

>>211741607
big farms where they can just hang out and do whatever labour they can. keep them away from electronics, etc

>>211741583
Tru

Who's ready for the initial fog of war disguised as cosmic interference that will change our world forever?

>just fucking up other people shit
based
be a menace, be a pest

they have now put the bed in the air so they can smoke under it

based lmao

dan is gonna come back with his ar-15 and make things right

>>211741607
Are you familiar with the character of Boo Radley from To Kill a Mockingbird? Because there's your answer.

The Rachel TTS voice is so good

>>211741671
ur more pathetic than daniel

>>211741623
its insufferable, how did it all end up like this man

>>211741607
Physical labour jobs

>>211741607
eugenics solves this

DANIEL IS ABOUT TO JERK OFF IN THE GIRL'S PURSES

daniel thought he was being smart by not simping for angie and going after her candy
the actual play would be to go along with simping angie tactically letting her believe it was working and forming an alliance with her against ellie

>>211741579
tight bwc slut

>>211741506 (OP)
TOTAL OP DEATH

>>211741587
nah im not into any of that stuff myself and wouldnt wanna like "teach" or shockpost to a girl. just want a sadistic femdom bully gf desu

what’s up with Freddy’s retarded ass stutter? is his brain just melted? he can’t remember shit either

>>211741583
pretty much

>Direnc and Ellie steal Dan's candy
>wakes up
>attacks Angie and thinks she did it
>walks around doing nothing and sulking, saying "I gave up"
>just decides to cut up random monopoly money for some reason
>refuses to look for or attempt to steal anyone's candy

He is literally useless, he can't make one correct decision even with hundreds of dollars of TTSs telling him what to do. He doesn't even respond to them anymore. Just leave Dan it's over bud

what is he doing?

>dad, how was the fishtank s4 daniel run before he got kicked 8 days in?

i never understood tayleigh and josie simps
ellie i understand because she looks like a kpop girl
and angie is a weasel that needs to be pinned
but those other two are just ugly and boring

the effervescent eleanor

>>211741607
Just have him bag groceries

He should not just destroy the photos, but also get rid of them, so Angela doesn't know what happened to them. That's what's really getting to her.

>Daniel: I have to do sowmthing to stay on the show
>walks off camera to cut up some paper

>"Daniel, you should take all of their stuff!"
>takes one small purse

all of the luggage should be held hostage in the hallway in B4 behind a barricade

I got big, plump, juicy ass. You guys want to see this shit?

>>211741710
ella mogs

>>211741713
>>211741623
You can't blame the paypigs for this if it happens. They did a poll and she was everyone's choice to be eliminated by a 20% margin.

>>211741555
I still cant tell if this is a good or bad thing

>>211741607
half you niggers in the thread would also be put in an asylum

>>211741749
She's fast!

> DEMONIC WOMEN

>>211741681
Thanks, this is what I was envisioning as well for a long time. Sort of like eternal SPED class where they can pet baby goats and not allowed to have scissors

>>211741761
get back to work mints

>daniel whistle breathing desperately looking for something to destroy
kek

>>211741761
sure Mint

>>211741583
it's pretty fucking close

>>211741762
if you've fucked up your thighs by putting tattoos on them, you aren't mogging anything

>>211741761
we've seen enough mints

>>211741748
I think josie is pretty and tayleigh looks repulsive

>>211741639
From what I can tell from the threads there have just been some Daniel spergouts

>>211741736
yeah hes actually retarded. the camera guy asked why he was cutting up the board game stuff and he says
>i have to do something interesting to stay

>>211741688
>concessions incoming
nothing is happening

Is there a clip if daniel getting his candy stolen? When did it happen? I went to bed at midnight and missed him getting drunk

>>211741749
thats the most content ellie has ever done on the show

This is going to be the season that overlaps with a major geo-political catastrophe in real time.

is it just angies stuff daniel is fucking with?

>yes daniel steal all of angie's stuff that will save you

About as subtle as an earthquake, I know
My mistakes were made for you
And in the back room of a bad dream she came
And whisked me away, enthused

daniels nose whistling is driving me insane

>>211741759
why? they can just not give a shit and just hold out till after Elimination

>>211741763
i thought it was opposite? either way i always blame paypigs and jet equally

Poor dumbass daniel, he's actually following the stupid advice the tts gave him.

>>211741607
he has the walmart janitor look

Ellie's cunny twitching as the hamster dies

Why is Daniel crashing out today?

>>211741668
THIS WOULD GET EVERY VIEWER ON HIS SIDE, ITS HIS ONLY SHOT NOW, SOMEONE TTS

This dumb autist still isn’t over Angie, so pathetic.

>>211741750
I had a friend I felt sorry for who acted and held himself JUST like Daniel, and even his job as a literal grocery bagger was a daily struggle that he would fuck up

>>211741800
wait, did he actually cut up the board game?
if so he's gotta go lol

freddy just chilling having a smoke under the bed having a chat forming friendships and alliances whilst daniel seethes alone destroying anything he can find
SAD

>>211741810
she actually looks somewhat rapeable for once

>>211741827
no candies
it's over

>>211741761
yes plz :3

>>211741801
they are getting bunker busted and there's nothing they can do about it

>>211741810
why is abi getting uglier by the minute?
is that the side effect of rimming jets ass?

>>211741827
endless hate tts this morning

Reminder that Drench's brother carried out his attack in direct response to the event that happened in New Zealand that same year. Production watched his video of the attack when they were background checking Drench
Hyde will still go on mainstream talk shows and do his fake born again christian routine though

>>211741830
aint no shame in his game playboy

>>211741806
nothing is going to happen. Every single western nation is ready to bail israel out of the mess they created.

>>211741805
false narrative

I HATE YOU /FTL/

Why doesn't he just steal candies? Are they gone now?

If Jin were there he would be sniffing all the underwear the Daniel just took

>>211741820
Uooohhhhh erotic!!!

>>211741830
SHE BETWAYED ME

Anyone getting the weird suspicion that Daniel's crashout correlates to BTC's price movement?

Oh no, everyone is 100% gonna turn on Dan after this stupid stunt.

>>211741861
he's fucking retarded

fishtank is lolcow training camp

the wrench is going to beat his ass to death if he fucks with her love letters

drench is going to heem this retard if he takes her shit kek

>>211741688
the wiggers should use this for a bit

>>211741861
he's incapable of taking action

>>211741852
>he thinks the wiggers actually did due diligence on their contestants

>>211741861
the women are stronger than him in 1v1's

>>211741750
a guy like dan bagged my shit the other day and put my milk on top of my bread
genuinely astounding shit

>>211741877
the wiggers will definitely keep him around because of it, unironically a good move

I bet you Daniel is gonna get kicked and write an 8 paragraph treatise in this thread on why he was actually badass and how the women were whores

>>211741856
ellie when her parents wont let her leave the house after they caught her whoring around

what is daniel doing

Hes just moving everything to confessional. Unless he plans to start a fire with it and otss himself onto it I have no fucking idea what the plan is

>>211741736
Can i get a webm of the "attack"?

lmao trish hates dan so fucking much she just keeps calling him a faggot

>>211741827
Got black out drunk last night and when he was asleep Ellie and Da Wrench stole his entire bag of candy, he's got nothing.

>let's get a sped on the show to bully him
real classy jet

How did Daniel react when he realised his candy were taken?

>>211741849
she smokes weed daily from a bong thats completely moldy on the inside

what is the plan? hoard some shit they can easily put back in the confessional? maybe piss on it at least or something

>>211741849
Shes become an alcoholic and drug addict

>>211741876
>BTC over 100k
>Dan down 50%
no

>>211741873
You just know he thought they would hook up or something and is pissed she is treating him like every other girl in society does now.

I can't wait to look out for his comments in here after he gets eliminated lol

>>211741856
i kneel, this is the content i pay too see
watching her sleep and lay around all day has finally paid off

Daniel is getting unceremoniously EXECUTED tonight, LIVE on Fishtank

>>211741836
yeah i mean rachel is an annoying hog but ngl i have been interested to see the handmade fishtank board game. even if it was just the fish playing it for a bit and making fun of how bad it was, that would be way more interesting than this retard cutting it up

Did Daniel get back at Angie or did he pussy out?

>>211741852
these are the same people who booked gavin mcinnes and blew him off, i don't think they're that well organized

>>211741920
He's just like Cole. Jet needs revenge.

>>211741736
>attacks Angie and thinks she did it
is there a clip of this? i'm trying to find it on twitter but cant. autists attacking girls they're attracted to is a recurring theme on this show

>>211741905
How is it a good move? They can all kick his ass or just wait him out until elimination.

freddy is crashing out about his small town bullshit again :(

HOLY SHIT THEY BEHEADED MINTS

Seth is objectively the best choice to go. They've always rigged shit and no one has ever cared.

>>211741908
we just don't know

Daniel gonna flush Ellie's retainer down the toilet

stands like a sassy gay faggot kek

>>211741926
its retard logic don't question it too hard lol

fuck is this nigga doin!!!

>>211741906
cant wait for when he gets eliminated and every post here that is any bit critical of a girl will be met with posts calling them daniel
season 2 cringe all over again

Daniel couldn't bag groceries he is too slow and stupid

>>211741621
>>211741911
>The plan is proceeding as expected.
>Do I look like I'm running a hit show right now? Your hit on the stox exchange? It didn't work my friend, and now you have my camera crews going around the house recording you singing and talking about cartoons for 24 hours a day. How exactly is that supposed to help my show beat Ice Poseidon's prison stream? I'm the creator of the show! I'm in charge.
>Do you feel in charge?
>I- I've paid you 10 Fishbucks.
>And this gives you... power over me?
>breaks jet's fat neck

>>211741925
she's not alone

>>211741877
They are all against him anyways, but this is more just confusing and weird than malicious.

>>211741852
Dude he is literally schizophrenic. You are being retarded

>>211741884
That’s the problem with this season, none of these people are lolcows. It’s just a bunch of barely functioning retards.

Daniel continues to do what Rachel started which is going through stuff for no reason

>>211741952
jet is a weak little man

>>211741903
>>211741832
Damn at one of my local stores they have actual retards bag groceries very well, no hope for these people

>>211741892
they're retarded junkies yea, but the odds of them not seeing her name show up in multiple news articles is low

>>211741929
>last 6 hours BTC went from 106,440 to 102,660
>Daniel has been crashing out for the last 6 hours
yes

>take a big retarded poop on it
now that would be content

Fishtoys are still off because productions wants to see what he does. They let pay pigs help aryeh though lol

>all of this destruction and scheming over candy
>the wiggers will just kick seth over the weed pen

>and befowe I go one last thing: Mawky was only 16 wears old when Sam waped her

I'm getting sad thinking about the Frank/Daniel interactions we could've had

>>211741973
druggies should be beheaded on the street this includes alcodruggies

>>211741906
I don't think he has the mental capacity to write 8 paragraphs.

>>211741806
interesting hypothesis, however nothing ever happens

>>211741955
>le tortured artiste who loves BBC can't stop wont stop throwing pity parties for attention and affection
color me surprised

>>211741861
At this point they would, if they were smart, all defend eachother to ensure he remains at no candy

Has Jet made any updates on his plan to force Ellie on the date with the 40+ year old man paying $15K?

Bros, I miss Rachel.

>>211741953
he waped her in the b1 closet and destroyed her suitcase and took some candy but she had it split between the suitcase and a bag so he still doesn't have enough

>>211741939
DANIEL IS GETTING POOPED ON AND FLUSHED DOWN THE ELIMINATION TOILET TONIGHT ON FISHTANK DOT LIIIIIIVEEEE

Why does Daniel only steal from Angie and only fuck with her stuff?

Daniel is basically Rachel

>>211741958
Agree, he's not bad but he's totally uninteresting, and he gets mad if people fuck with each other. Seems like a fine dude but Dan is a lot more interesting.

>>211741903
i hate the idea of having to do work at the store, but i always do self check out. Imagine how much money germs, poop, cum, snot, etc is on these retards hands at any given time. I do not want any cashiers/baggers touching my food

>>211741972
BASED

>>211741906
He hates himself more for looking like a freak and not having any social skills

>>211742026
he is obssessed with her, its all he can think about

Daniel might be 100iq

>>211741852
Ironically this would raise her up further in Sam's eyes. Like Sam himself, it's obvious Drench hates both herself and her family but is stuck with past familial bonds.

>whoever gets eliminated deserves it the most
Jet said this last night and he has never been more right.

>>211741856
>puts a broom handle through a door
>does nothing, door is unlocked and opened 10 seconds later
>suddenly ellie simps have irrefutable proof that their nontent roastie has contributed to the show

>>211742026
he wuv her

Daniel is so fucking retarded, it's unbearable

>>211741836
true, rachel got carpal tunnel laminating those by hand

>>211742020
Me too

The fuck is he doing? Destroy her shit already

>>211742026
you know the answer to this question

>>211741629
the first episode made me legitimately feel bad for him. i hate his grifter shit now, but part of me wanted it to be good and for him to be more than a grifter. i wasn't even expecting much and was still disappointed.

>>211742026
He’s a lovesick puppy who got kicked and is making messes for attention

>>211741973
Goml

Maybe I missed it but did anyone else pick up one how incredibly gay production was towards Seth on TTS last night?
I feel like they do this every season with a male they feel intimidated by aroind their e-thots

>>211742004
kek

Is Ellie the only person left who actually talks to Aryeh? Jin used to and made content with him.

>>211742026
He wants to be Jon/Cole 2 thinking Angelina is his Letty/JC

Director cam is so fucking bad whoever is manning it is legit the most stupid fucking retard moronic sped

I imagine me being on the show and having a feud with Angie where we keep fucking with each other more and more until it escalates into something more physical and then it ends up with us sharing a passionate and powerful kiss and then we fuck and fuck hard until I mating press creampie her followed by cuddling

>it's a FT audience gets mad at a contestant's decisions on a show where the rules/eliminations/boundaries/incentives aren't constant or enforced equally

he is actually fucking retarded

>>211742026
She's a big part of his incel nigger storyline. I'm confiscating your certificate of media literacy.

>>211741973
is that a piss bottle?

>>211742052
as opposed to all the epic stuff the others have allegedly done

listen to yourself.

>>211742026
He still thinks he has a chance with dirench kek

>>211741993
lmfao 4% holy frick guys crypto dying!!!!!!!!

They need to keep Freddy and Daniel till the end
Literally no other fish create content except for Areye maybe having a few funny lines a day

>>211742015
>erm you're not racist?! you must love bibisi!!

>>211742073
Lmao it's all we were talking about lol

>>211741903
Every SINGLE time I go to Target the retarded idiots put my cases of Olipops or jars of pasta sauce on top of my tomatoes and bananas.

One woman tried to fit as much stuff as possible into one bag, and she was PUSHING a case of sparkling water cans as hard as she could into my bags of chips, effectively crushing the entire bag

I hate stupid people with a passion, why do employ people out of empathy?

>I puwt ya stuff in da confessionawl angwie will you sweep with me naow

daniel is finished its over just leave already

>*Deep voice* You're a bad chess player, Daniel. Let me take the reins and save you.

>>211742083
isnt it funny how the audience goes from initially loving the sperg to hating them because it reminds them too much of themselves? every season

>>211741810
She's so cute and sexy

>>211742083
so true Brian 1

>>211742064
It's really not as bad as you guys are making it out to be. Had funny moments. It was much more hateful that I thought it would be. Either way, I think it was perfectly serviceable and am looking forward to the next eps.

>>211742072
What's up Cryo, I'm gonna open the Counter Strike Source fan server in a sec if you wanna join!

>>211742073
he’s just a boring retard. he’s supposedly a super fan but has been too pussy to do anything. they’re mad they brought him on just to soi and lore drop

My guess on what'll happen today is that:
Daniel will act like a retard and still be eliminated
Freddy will get drunk
Ellie will be nonent
Angie will be an unwatchable disease unless you're a coomer virgin
Freddy druk
Arye will talk about lame nontent boring shit
Drench will moralfag and sperg out like a fucking loser
Freeloader introduced

>>211741668
i agree with this strategy, it's the best option dans got at this point, get the audience on his side.

>>211742011
based

>>211742073
I was crying laughing

Why the FUCK doesn't Dan just steal Areyah's candy?

>>211742082
fat puffy pussy

>>211742072
cryo is that piss in those 40s

I love the bane mask and I'm tired of pretending I don't

>>211742052

>>211742096
>crypto dying
never implied that, you retarded nigger. When DANL goes down BTC goes down, when DANL goes up BTC goes up.

>>211742138
Ellie is content

is tts on? why isnt anyone giving him actual advice?

>>211742112
I wonder how fat he is now. Dude blew up like a pufferfish post-s2

>>211742098
but girls!!!

>>211742026
"Retarded guy gets infatuated with girl and eventually crashes out on her" is the most common fishtank trope

>>211742082
god i wish that were me

>>211742083
They should have a soup kitchen challenge, so fucks like you won't have a reason to shit test production

>>211742089
Yes

>>211742109
nah kicking him now is too soon. He needs a pep tawk by Sam

>>211742118
I just fucking hate this mopey shit
harass people, shit in their beds, create chaos
if you are going to get kicked just fucking try

blows my mind that there people young enough to have never heard the word transvestite

Why does Daniel sit like the zestiest nigga on earth waiting for a bull to fill his bussy? Does his fucked up spine make him incapable of lying in any other position?

>>211742088
Why even respond?

Is Daniel the biggest retard that has ever been on the fishtank? even meg/mauro/Ian were funny because they were so lazy. He is just pathetic.

>>211742092
they created the conditions for her to do anything at all - but alas, i understand that i am merely responding with truth to an endless series of gaslighting simp narratives reaching for anything to prove that she provides content

>>211741607
Put them in specialist workhouses that double up as care/self-improvement facilities.

>>211742079
Autists are kind of like enemies in a game, if you respond at all you draw their aggro. Everyone else just wants to avoid drawing Aryeh's aggro as he will talk to them about cartoons all day every day for the next 5 weeks. Ellie doesn't seem to mind this which is odd, but she is also an internet poisoned discord girl so she's probably used to humoring autists for personal gain.

Or maybe she's just actually nice, but I can't really see it.

>>211742164
what advice is there to give him at this point, he's completely fucked everything up

Did these niggas sleep at all?

>>211742096
name one time crypto has ever dropped that much in a day

>>211742159
RIP prank call streams

>>211742106
>buys groceries at target
youre female arnt you anon?

>>211742157
I have to be actively reminded that she's still there

>>211742159
Is vance gonna stream again?

>What's a transvestite

>>211742130
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TEAM KILLER SO MEAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>211741810
>pretty enough to leverage it for a relationship with ANY man
>volunteers to smoke weed and rim Jet
why are women

>>211742181
i think she's just stupid

What time is Elimination, gotta go step out and get groceries and dont want to miss it

>>211742164
He found a whole drawer full of candy but chose not to take it lol

if angie comes in b4 with him ominously watching scissors,i think he may stab the bitch

>>211742052

>>211742194
stuff like "rob ellie you can overpower her"

Freddy is always in a state of blackout drunk, so I dont immediately disconsider that he could be a wife beater

>>211742194
>push direnc to the ground and steal her candy, then blockade confessional until candy-count time

>>211742073
What did they say

Wtf did Danial do why does everyone hate him now

>>211742220
7PM EST

>>211742177
well he isnt getting stoix immunity and he has no candy so he is going today if he doesnt do something quick

>>211742228
>loses

what is Seth smoking? dont these cigarillos or whatever all taste like shit? at least in europe that's the case, only hobos buy them

>>211742231
they've been posting that already, he's too pussy. also wrench would crack his skull

was bel actually the first one to sell bathwater?

>>211742222
KEK

>>211742178
He probably has extreme inhibition. Every time he thinks of doing something he immediately starts overthinking about how it could go wrong.

holy fucking shit man, fred and ange have a combined IQ of 60, their conversations just loop over and over

Best Fishtank Casting That Can't Be Found In Reality TV. FACT!
1. Jon
2. Letty
3. Alex B
4. Cole
5. Aryeh
6. Direnc
7. Simmons
8. Jimmy
9. Josie
10. Burt

Daniel is literally hours away from going home, but he's still too pussy to do anything other than move people's stuff into another room.
What a pathetic faggot.

Be honest /ftl/, do you really wanna see Daniel be ewiminated? Personally I think he’s great content when he’s wasted

I hated Rachel and I don't like it when its "torture tank" but I am not interested in any of these people whatsoever, they're all so incredibly boring. Normally the start is pretty boring and then grow on you but these guys are really just fundementally uninsteresting. likw what do they even do when they're at home? Even Freddy who is a nice guy an everything but not that interesting. I would have liked to have seen Rachel confront some very painful consequences but she wasn't gonna last and probably nor am i. but to make it clear *Rachel as a person was not interesting AT ALL* only the gauntlet she could have gone through might have been.

>>211742247
Black and Milds I think?

>>211742079
Ellie probably just wants someone to talk to and she sort of relates to his gay cartoons so she listens

getting drunk again might be the only way for daniel to do anything

bros how tf does fred talk so good

>>211742222
What is wrong with this tard

>>211742247
black and mild
it’s a 99c nigger cigar with a plastic filter

>>211742234

>>211742194
he can still get the audience on his side, he needs to cut angies clothes tiny and petite so she has to whore around the rest of the season

>>211742187
He went to special ed school so he basically is retarded
Jon was also special ed retarded but has insane confidence so he is able to brute force wins and opportunities for himself sometimes
Daniel is both retarded and beta

>>211742264
no, i like the whole cast but id chose the jew to go home

>>211742138
>Daniel will act like a retard and still be eliminated
Yeah. His one last incel sperg-out might be kino though.
>Freddy will get drunk
Yeah.
>Ellie will be nonent
Being a sexy teenage girl is content actually.
>Angie will be an unwatchable disease unless you're a coomer virgin
True, and here's why that's a good thing.
>Freddy druk
you are awarded no points
>Arye will talk about lame nontent boring shit
mhm
>Drench will moralfag and sperg out like a fucking loser
a fellow drench hater, you're not so bad for a faggot
>Freeloader introduced
No.

>>211742201
Believe it or not they have the cheapest groceries that aren't complete goyslop. Also the cheapest store-brand cleaning supplies and toilet paper/paper towels etc that aren't shitty.

>>211742264
it's mixed, when hes like this its unbearable. but when he getting clowned on and spazzing out its not bad.

>>211742235
They said that he kept a collection of African clitoris removed by tribal mutilation practices

>>211742258
1. Jon
2. Jin
3. Alex B
4. Cole
5. Aryeh
6. Direnc
7. Jin
8. Jimmy
9. Freddy
10. Burt

FTFY

>plushies are XXX dollars
>angie: whaaaat?
>nooo wayyy
>wooow, I wanto to go out with <some paypig> soooo bad
>maybe he is waiting for me outside
>woooow
god damn I hate women

>>211742264
seth is the only one that should be eliminated right now. he brings literally nothing to the show.

>>211742257
i dont know how seth stands it
>I WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH SHARPFART SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!!!
nothing about the tank seems too bad in terms of challenges, mustard on clothes, etc but i could not stand listening to that shit for even a second

>>211742264
I want seth to be eliminated fucking boring production cocksucker

>>211742239
Has spent the last 4 days being a mopey faggot.

>>211742287
you need to jerk off before posting

>>211742278
they should ONLY let dan get drunk, everyone on this show gets more annoying when drunk but he has high potential for violence

>>211742285
God I wish that were me

>>211742282
WE SMOKE WOOD TIPS ROUND HERE NIGGA

>>211742233
He was saying last night to never say the n word even though he's said nigger with a hard r the most times on the show so far, so yeah I don't put it past him if he's black out drunk. He loses all inhibitions

>>211742285
That was a fake game. in a true survival situation, as long as Direnc doesn't have a knife, upper male body strength should be on Daniel's side.

>>211742149
Of course! Filthy rabbit. I dumped them this morning tho. On Day 5 of No Drinking

Daniel should attempt suicide. How are the optics looking on suicide?

>>211742258
No vance no yeah

>>211742264
I think all of his content is played out
He's done everything hes going to do. If he somehow manages to survive, he would continue the same action until next time around. This is kinda true for everyone at this point. The tank is getting a little stale because theyve done drunktank every other day. They need a proper shake up

This is the most boring shit to watch

>>211741991
casting literally goes as follows
>plays audition video
>ahaha I like this one she seems hot
>yeah *hits duster*
>[deep inhalant robot voice] SEND HER A CONTRACT
>hahahahhahahahha

>>211742264
the only person that should be eliminated right now is seth, he fucking sucks, literally just another brian, i hope they kick him over the weed pen

>>211742191
lmao listen to yourself. if ellie didnt steal all of aryehs candy in the first place freddy wouldnt have stolen it and locked himself in b1 with it but in your mind it was all freddy

>>211742234
lol why direnc specifically?
direnc is the bogan boogeywoman to you guys

>>211742264
no but he's fucked, i can't see them giving him a bone when he's being such a kwab about it. if he was trying they might but the wiggers generally hate pathetic faggot fish that don't try

>>211742306

>>211742328
Seth is based. Jet is trying to paint him as boring because he's trying to fuck Ellie

>>211742298
He won't even sperg out. His revenge is putting peoples things in confessional. THe only damage he's done is cutting up Rachel's monopoly money which I dont think Rachel would even care about at this point. Even Rachel would feel bad for how pathetic he is.

are you telling me the only thing I have to do to meet angie irl is to send hew a few plushies, a letter, and my ig?

>>211742353
paint drying

Imagine Angie beating the fuck out of you, would be awful man haha

>>211741924
>oh fugg
>oHFUG
>OH FUGGG
>goes back to sleep

>>211742356
He is more nontent than brian

>>211742335
Just get Djarum at that point, jesus.

>>211742127
as long as we get one or two bangers i'll be happy. but for a show that came out 10 years after the original, it's inferior in every way. being hyped up for years doesn't help. i'll keep watching with an open mind, though.

>>211742354
this time it went
>SHE SAID CRACK HAHAHAHHAHAHA CRAAACK

Legit what the fuck is he doing? Just send it you idiot. You already stole their shit. You're fucked no matter what now.

Freddy fucks
>hogs
>black men
>mtfs
>ftms
Anything else?

>>211742341

>>211742264
No matter what I will always prefer if direnc is eliminated. But daniel is pissing me off so his elimination tonight will be satisfying.

>>211742377
*have money

>>211742299
thats fair. i price shop different stores for different items, aldis has good prices same with a few other region specific places. but you didnt deny being a foid anon...

>>211742285
All he had to do was smile

>>211741973
That's grim and fucked you're not doing yourself any favors smoking out of that. Fill your piece with 93% IPA and a few spoonfuls of salt then shake it around until it's clear. It should take five minutes max.

>>211742258
where's vance?

>>211742392
kids

>>211741506 (OP)
>Daniel retaliated by waping Angelina
i haven't kept up since yesterday is there a clip?

>I'll bawwicade myself in b4 that will show them

>>211742392
>His own life up

what is it psychologically that makes her enjoy the playhouse so much?

>>211742402
Yeah

>>211742372
He is not "based" if jet tells him to not fuck ellie because he already has his eyes on her he will obey like a good little dog

joker vibes

>>211742353
Trying to watch this shit during euro-hours and having a full-time job feels so fucking pointless

>>211741861
he's autistic rummaging and being passive aggressive to avoid direct confrontation as long as possible. except with angela because she deserves to get raped

>>211742361
I agree with the ledditors.

>10,000 TTS messages sent so far this season

>>211742341
In most situations that may be true but you’ve forgotten to account for the fact that Daniel’s body is composed of wet spaghetti


>>211742372
>>211742356
Seth is doomed due to joining 5 days late and not being considered a real contestant

cameraman made an executive decision to try and give Dan a chance to do something kek

Remember on day 2 when i told everybody that Daniel was a huge fucking faggot retard, but you all told me how amazing he was and how he was the Cole of this season?

>>211742396
well yeah, paying the wigger tax implies having money or being an idiot (or both)

>barricading himself in a room with some of the fishes clothes in it
what exactly is his master plan

>>211742204
as an 'ellie is nontent' poster, she was content last night.

DOOD is that antique handmade furniture from nick rochefort's store?

>>211741607
I honestly don't think he's hopeless, he just comes across as extremely undersocialized. It's like he's experiencing being close to a girl for the first time in his life. If he has more experiences like this over time he might understand how to react.

this retarded nigga is fucking up his own room for no reason

>>211742285
Probably the straightest his back has ever been

>>211742306
cant really disagree with this, id replace drench with rachel though

you gonna rope danny boy?

wtf is this nigga doing!!!!!!!!

Bubby status?

>>211742357
>aryeh leaves his candy under a chair
>ellie sees an opportunity, sneakily extracts it
>direnc sees this but is friendly with ellie because they share a room
>freddy sees this but is ambivalent towards aryeh and doesn't need to use it against her at the moment so he ignores it
like i said, everyone else creates the conditions, she's simply a pawn of fate

>>211742402
Newport, Mongolia

>>211742335
man wine and wood tips bring me back to my early 20s
smokin those after gettin high in my subaru in the alaskan cold winter nights

>>211742358
Because she's a fucking cunt ass bitch who deserves to have her shit wrecked with. Just because she throws a melty anytime someone sneezes around her doesn't mean she should get let off the hook.

>barricading the bathroom door on the wrong side
mega tarded

>>211742258
>>211742306
>Jon

Never drew a dime

>>211742423
it will never ever be that explicit
Jet will however nudge the guy out of the show, most definitely

>>211742438
sowwy

what the hell does he think this will accomplish

summy did it better

>>211742418
She has the mind of a 10 year old

>>211742441
Crashing his dignity.. WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>211742401
takes like 10 seconds if you’re not a filthy nigger and let it get like that in the first place. that shit is disgusting

>>211742358
unrepentant whores deserve to suffer
simple as
-Gordon

did he kill her?

>>211742418
>what is it psychologically that makes her enjoy the playhouse so much?
it's because she's an attention whore

>>211742459
keked by BFC

>camera man barricades himself in with Daniel
lmao

>>211742354
kek, you just know ben looked at jet like they were middle schoolers trying to push each other into asking their crush out

>>211742418
She probably grew up too fast into being a slut and likes living the childhood she skipped.

>Day 8 and the autistic sperg contestant is already gone.

Gwim

>>211742481
summer moves like an ai generated video

All that shit in the room is gonna buy him, what? 2 minutes tops?

>>211742479
he must actually be 70iq retarded

well you got yourself stuck in the bathroom. Now what's the next step of your masterplan?

>>211742412
this is the jon elimination bros, all is going to plan.

daniel is so repulsive to all the women that he can get away with doing this for so long because none of them want to be near him

Daniel is just digging his hole deeper and deeper kek

>>211742438
You were wrong then and you're wrong now.

freddy cryin b1

I don't trust men with low spatial IQ.

>>211742479
>Freddy casually moves the vanity dresser out of the way with one arm and a beer in the other hand

Daniel is Jon 2.0

>>211742431
times that by $30, pretty good grift

do you guys think jet fucking contestants will ever become a legal problem

What the actual fuck is wrong with this retard

>>211742494
are the scissors still there? he's gonna get taken hostage and then shot by the police

>>211742447
He’s a special ed short bus kid

Dan is actual a retard to not understand you barricade the way doors swing inward

>The confessional is where Jet buck broke him for the first time and now is the place where he wants to die

pretty sad NGL

>>211742509
The camera man slid in with both hands busy. 2 minutes is generous

What's his goal? Looking yourself in a room with angie's underwear isn't gonna make her like you bro

>>211742412
Like when jon baracaded himself during the disabled challenge
Pottery
>>211742418
It's not complicated, she directly said she grew up surrounded by abuse (standard philipino household) so in her head the concepts of love, pain, and suffering are intrinsically tied together, like a rope. This kind of shit would take decades of actual therapy to unravel and fix. In the end it's just easier to let her get together with a guy who is also as fucked up as her

A plushie is 360 dollars American. Actual simps are fucked in the head and ruin everything.

FUCK THIA NIGGA DOIN?

>bitches don need makeup

>the cameraman just casually walks through his epic barricade
KEK

How much do anons here actually believe Freddy’s rambling?

what is quasihomo doing? why is fortifying the confessional like he's trying to stop a priest from pounding him straight?

INCEL RAGE

freddie is the first fucking libshit that actually loves his family. odd.

Just got back from the store. Aryeh was talking about Bane and CIA being gay and Freddy made a pillow fort when I left. What have I missed?

they’re trying so hard to give this retard a chance, this shit is getting more and more pathetic as it goes on

dan actually lost his mind

>>211742438
He’s based

>>211742548
i believe that freddy believes what he says

Daniel is 85 IQ max

>>211742431
5000 of those? Jet shitting on seth last morning

>>211742553
daniel is currently fucking with all the females' make up i believe

>>211742481
shes a retard. there is literally a second entrance she can't block both.

god he can't stop focusing his incel rage on angie, this has nothing to do with candy, only sexual frustration

>>211742561
No I think the problem is he never had a mind to use.

what did i miss from last night?
went to bed after freddy got dog collared

>>211742438
He is amazing thoughbeit. He’s like fishtank’s home grown Josh block.

>HWEY GWUYS

>>211742523
Aryeh has extremely low spacing IQ and also I’m confident that he could not catch a ball if it was tossed gently underhand to him

Daniel is just doing every bad idea the TTS mentions lmao

>>211742566
Being born with low IQ truly is the greatest curse if you're aware enough to realize it

>>211742583
Yeah it's hard to watch lol

>>211742527
>GET OUTTA MY EAR
>GET OUTTA MY EAR
>GET AWAY FROM ME
>IM DIZZY
>GIVE ME A SODA
>TECHNICAL SUPPORT

> what would letty do?
he stops and thinks about it

>>211742372
Seth is way too meta and sucks off production. He hasn't spent nearly enough time in these threads to learn to hate Goran

He’s going to destroy Seth’s shirts lmao

>>211742597
seriously LMAO

>>211742431
Crazy that probably half were directed at Rachel

>>211742566
hes like a child but not in the funny way like burt was

Tard throws and stomps, fuck yeah

>>211742548
i dont watch him he's a retarded 40-year-old

>>211742590
Bens body language was do funny here

Hes gonna break the cam again

I pray to god he just starts a fire

Weird to think that if Jin stayed then Daniel might have remained the alpha antagonist instead of becoming designated loser

>>211742597
Quick someone tell him to stick their lipstick up his ass!

If he wants to block the door all he has to do is wedge the bedframe under the handle

>Daniel clearly having a horrible time and falling out with everyone
>Doesn't want to leave

>>211742586
Ellie said "you remind me of my hamster... I HATED MY HAMSTER" and started strangling freddy with the chain until ben pulled her off

>Even production is pointing out how much of a retard he is

>>211742592
I think this probably true but he's kind of a pleasant kind of retard which we haven't had in the tank before.

>here, this is how you act like a retard in a non-retarded manner
he's so retarded he fails at being a retarded kek

They have to tell him everything. Fucking retard, can't even tard rage right

>productions comes to tell dan to move so people actually see shit
my sides

>>211742460
seriously listen to yourself. anyone else could have taken his loosely guarded candy and didnt. she did, on her own and the snowball of events that followed never would have happened without it or your greentext.

>>211742438
he's based

>>211742637
the only play he has is to try to survive elimination and then immediately quit the show

Has Dan done the Daniel Dance today or is he saving that for when he escapes elimination tonight?

>>211742548
I believe he beat his prostitute ex girlfriend

>>211742647
>he just gives up and leaves for some reason

he's moving with no purpose he just has the little goblina dancing in his head

Sad and low IQ is the worst possible combo. Happy low IQ is great. I'm actually kinda sorry for Daniel, maybe suicide is not so bad

Just woke up what is going on?

>>211742553
Daniel has no idea how to get candy or stocks and so has barricaded himself into a room with the girls clothes (he built the barricade on the wrong side and it doesn’t impact the door at all)

Now knowing how dumb Daniel actually is, there was no way he was ever surviving a few more weeks in this.

As a low IQ autistic incel who got used and abused by his oneitis I can relate to Daniel but that doesn’t make him compelling television.

>Daniel doesn't understand simple logistical directions and gives up when he can't do it

THIS IS WHAT I MEANT BY WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THESE PEOPLE IN A PROPER SOCIETY. HE CANNOT DO ANY JOB

>thinks about doing something for 10 minutes
>does something for 30 seconds
>gives up
>repeat

>i'm gonna make everyone my enemy in my hour of need
i think he might actually be like down syndrome levels of retarded

The madman will go down with a bang

The worst part is, he's still going home.
And all of this turbospurging will be for nothing.

Reminder that autism isn't real. There is no le spectrum. Dan and Arye are just retarded faggots, which also makes them the best fish.

>>211742651
2 things here. How the fuck was her retainer 3K? Is that a meme? And did she ever find it?

>destroys everyone's stuff
>still no candy so gets eliminated
bravo daniel

>direnc shit
he's dead

oh no stop dan, not angies bras. her perky nips will be poking through those skin tight shirts all season now

>>211742258
this sounds good but I'd put Letty lower

are sure Daniel isn't bicflame?

I'm surprised no one has caught him yet
At this rate he's going to have the entire house against him

>>211742673
He's trying his best ok?

Have candy deliveries been turned off?

this retard needs to hurry up jesus

>>211742665
Daniel's candy was stolen and people are barricading themselves in rooms

ok now he's going too far

>>211742676
No shit

the wiggers can't even save him now, if he stays on he will be completely ostracized for fucking with everyone's shit and all of the other fish will bunker up together to avoid him. it's over

>>211742438
he looked good in that jacket
he wouldn't be in this mess if he kept it on and didn't go full gollum

just take everybodys shit and piss on it fuck it

this seasons confessional is so fucking dogshit compared to s3's, its so cramped you can never see anything in it

Watching daniel feels like that scene in jarhead where the whole platoon sees a guy watching his wife cucking him with his neighboor

>>211742073
that's why they kicked jin too, jet felt threatened by him around his waifus.

>>211742564
I’m torn on whether I believe him or not. Considering how willing he was to babysit Rachel I can definitely see him being a kind of guy to pick incredibly shitty women

>>211742700
>barricading themselves in rooms
why?

>>211742637
A man without adversities can never be called weak
Daniel WILL win

>>211742527
no, but only because they choose stupid broke whores without the resources or brains to pursue legal action

>spends like half an hour thinking
>spends 10 minutes barricading himself
>unbarricades himself

>spend hours gassing up daniel
>leads nowhere

>>211742676
a man who has lost everything is capable of anything

>>211742680
that's why it's funny

>>211742669
I think they might try to carry him for at least a few more weeks for content and for a potential redemption arc that Sam likes so much

>>211742626
and instead of having balance and interesting story progression, the power vacuum allowed freddy to immediately monopolize the entire show
we are truly in the worst timeline

>>211742650
lol, do you understand what i'm saying? she has no agency, she simply did what was already going to happen

>>211742682
literally just got mine redone last week for $450 for tops and bottoms, came with 3d scan and everything. 3k is cap

>>211742673
You teach them to shovel shit from A to B and don't expect them to solve any problems that come up.

>>211742676
Everyone already stole his candy retard lol

>>211742696
We get to see this again in thirty minutes when Direnc realizes her shit is gone.

It would be funnier if no one gets eliminated tonight and Daniel has to deal with everyone hating him until next week’s elimination

>>211742676
No one is going to help him anyway. They all participated in fucking him over and stealing his shit. The problem is hes doing fucking nothing.

>>211742527
Could be. In the least they end up gossiping about it and make Jet look like Weinstein

>>211742724
Daniel failed his shonen training arc...

>>211742704
>actually guys candy challenge doesn't matter anymore because Rachel left
Ez

>>211742704
It's crazy that nobody has come upstairs yet lol

it seems really on brand for daniel to be the first and only legitimate, challenge based elimination in fishtank history

Start destroying before they realise what’s happening retard

>>211742719
It happens every season around this time.
Weird.

This guy is just an unfunny rachel, he just stands there doing nothing, fucks around for 10 seconds, then goes back to standing there doing nothing

>>211742719
Well one group is protecting their candy but Daniel appears to be stealing everyone's stuff lmfao

>>211742748
no just get the tard out of there hes fucking inept

Is he going to barricade himself and cut up all their clothes?

as an autist this is painful to watch, but as a racist i have to say this is obviously his puerto rican ancestry at work

>>211742682
maybe she calls her invisalign a retainer

Could he save Danny?

>>211742597
he'll do anything other than directly confront the people he needs to confront. i feel bad for him because i have the same kind of autism/social anxiety but it's rage inducing

>>211742748
I think that's what will happen

>I must not feaw. Feaw is the mind-kiwwew. Feaw is the little-death that brings total oblitewation. I will face my feaw. I will pewmit it to pass ovew me and thwough me. And when it has gone past I will turn the innew eye to see its path. Where the feaw has gone there will be nothing. Only I will wemain.

>>211742724
daniel literally needs a mentor to follow him around and they go into social situations constantly
that wont happen tho and he will remain like this forever

>>211742073
yes they are like this every season

>>211742737
Yeah in the past mine was like 150-200, maximum.

did he just touch drench's stuff? because he's super fucked if he did

>>211742714
kek spot on

YES YES YES HE'S TAKING DIRENCE'S SHIT

they can clearly hear him lugging around shit with cameramen running up and down the stairs. why is nobody checking in on him?

>>211742758
that doesn't matter, he fucked with their shit, they will hate him forever now and never interact with him again

bro what the fuck is his plan

is gonna cut it up or just baracade it and wait for them to take it back???

>>211742581
the cubbyhole was LOCKED AT THIS POINT!!! YOU NEWFAG!!! THEY HADN'T FIGURED OUT THE CODE!!!!!!

#SaveBliccy

"i feel my dad inside me, i feel my dad inside me, i feel them theyre in me"

let him cook

>>211742704
Once again, literally not a single good play at all

>>211742798
they know his useless :/

>>211742798
Bane distraction

>>211742258
why the fuck is direnc in this

>Only fucks with the girls stuff
He really is an incel

>>211742683
maybe he asks for candy as ransom for the stuff
hes too retarded to think of that though

All the retard had to do in the first place was put a dresser in front of the door

what the fuck is that barricade
what the fuck man

Barricading himself lmao

He was done dirty

Danny boy about to become a stabbing victim

>>211742798
They think as long as they have their candy they are safe. Idiots lol

why does wrench find it funny when people mention her murderer brother and how he killed someone

The vibe

qrd since cigarette fort? im installing a new ceiling fan

>>211742719
not really barricading they just made a fort because production told Freddie to blow the smoke under the bed earlier so they just went with the bit and elevated the bed, Daniel is barricading himself with their shit though for a reason unknown even to him

>>211742481
I love Summer so much it's unreal
>>211742508
lol

>>211742801
They already hate him at this point, might as well deserve it

>>211742801
Who cares

I'd simp for Ellie but knowing that she's going to be gangbanged by the wiggers at some point after the show stops me
They've left their mark on too many girls already for it not to be an inevitably

>acquiring his own hog stash
is his plan to advertise himself as the new rachel in hopes they keep him around like they did her?

>>211742778
Ah probably this, you're right.

this nigga has no plan
he's goose is cooked

>>211742814
That damn shirt

he HAS to stay, he's too retarded to let go

>>211742780
Ollie > Sethetty

>>211742784
the Muad'Dweeb

oh my god he has no sense at all

That barricade is just going to slide across the floor once they open the door lel what a retard

Critter is going to a cosplay convention soon.. iykyk lol KAW

>>211742787
he's irredeemable unless he lucks into a ton of money somehow and can just buy enough pussy to cure himself
nonstop social defeat and ostracization during formative years pretty much does irreversible brain damage on a person

>>211742798
They are stupid. If they wanted to follow the action just follow the camera guy.

"I feel bad for Daniel bro"
kek not for much longer you don't

he can't visualize the barricade. he is mentally impaired.

>removes the heavy shit
>put an empty bed frame in front of the door

He has made the worst possible barricade lmao.
This retard has absolutely no clue what he's doing.

You now realize the dumbfuck retards you get in online matchmaking ruining your games are dudes like Daniel

>>211742761
Legitimate elimination will NEVER happen and this is why I’m confident Daniel isn’t going home

>>211742798
this is just pathetic. it's like watching a desperate animal try to save itself knowing it's over. even if he isnt eliminated, it's completely fucking pathetic.

>>211742643

The Candy elimination challenge is well thought out, so funny too. Jet and team do an amazing job and really know how to raise the stakes in dramatic form. I can’t wait to see the results it’s superbly engaging.

This is now a Jonestown situation.

What is Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico doing

S M R T

>>211742306
Jon
Jimmy
Cole
Alex
Haley
Burt
Damiel
Direnc
Jin
Duanye
Letty
Freddy
Summer

>he's actually gonna be smart and try to use the bedframe to wedge the door s-
>uses it as a cage
...

>>211742869
i figured he might be one of those autists thats really good at puzzles and games and shit but hes actually just entirely inept its pretty amazing

>>211742836
because it's been five years, she's a mature adult, she's had enough time to grieve and move past it, and she knows the audience is simply saying it to get a rise out of her
contrast with rachel who didn't stop whining about every traumatic event in her entire life

>weakens his own barricade
truly neptroonian

>>211742836
If she got triggered you would laugh at her, stay mad

>moments before disaster

>put the bedstand against the door
>place the head of the bedframe against the bedstand
>place the dresser between the foot of the bedframe and the wall, wedging it all in place
Why is this so hard for him?

>>211742888
This explains a lot

he should put delecate shit on the other side of picrel so when they open it it smashes it

is daniel gonna do something or are he is just gonna bail like a little bitch?

>>211742906
dude

how is he going to let them know he has stolen their shit if he's barricaded himself in the room.....

Danial crashout

give me over under on Freddy and Drench being the final two.
Or do the brightest stars burn the fastest and neither of them makes it? Will Fredfatigue set in?

oh lawd here we go

>nah I get it that's fair

>>211742897
shake that ass for us mints

Daniel is the dumbest retard on earth

He shat in the luggage?

>>211742871
>acting as if she wasnt into it and was made to do it

There are hundreds of thousands of daniels in america right now

What did Dan do to catch so much heat? I thought I went to sleep after he did

Everyone is just going to casually open the door to B4 and take it back with zero resistance

Have you thanked Dan for the kino that's about to happen?

well that was a failure

ellie opens it easily KEK

bruh

HAS THIS FAGGOT EVEN DONE ANYTHING ITS BEEN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES

HOLY KEK

that barricade ahahahahaha

>>211742481
I want her

Lmao

I am losing it at how badly this retard is barricading the room. Ellie fucking walked in there no problem.

>smallest girl in the house just opens the door
kek

KWAB

What an amazing barricade

HOLY KWAB

>puts up a barricade
>the 18 year old twig just casually opens the door and walks in

> skinny asian girl pushes aside the barricade with one hand

I have second hand embarrassment

lol his big epic moment just got shrugged off lmao

WHY DID HE PUT THE BED FRAME AS A BARRICADE LMFAOOOOOOOO

>>211742673
i think daniel could have turned out better but he spent his entire life hunched in front of a computer. his parents probably gave up on him.

kek

90lb asian opened his barricade with one arm

Dirench loves shutting down content by being meta and talking about production

HAHAHAHA THE BARRICADE

ENTER

>>211742836
She testified on her brother’s behalf and stands by him

im laughing so hard right now

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

> ellie literally normally opening the door and barricade is disabled
KEK

How has TTS not ratted him out?

Holy fuck HAHAHAHAHA
Ellie just brushed aside the barricade he spent half a fucking hour making

>Danricade defeated in 0.2 seconds by a malnurished teenage asian
its so danover

>>211742970
>>211742975

>>211742970
KWAB

They don't care lol

>smallest girl in the house just simply opens the door

>epic tard barricade gets swept aside by a 90 lb 18 yr old asian chick with one arm

>immediately bypasses the barricade with zero effort

first time ive laughed out loud this season is ellie effortlessly opening the barricaded door and them just not caring at all

JUST KICK HIM OFF NOW I CANT WATCH THIS RETARDED FUCKING MORON ANYMORE HES SO FUCKING STUPID

i can't watch this shit man why dosen't he just steal somebodys shit

DANIEL HAS RETREATED TO THE KEEP

DO THE DANIEL DANCE

That barricade won’t last

I am also laughing at that absolutely pathetic barrier Daniel did

>>211742996
>Dirench loves shutting down content by being meta and talking about production
that's jets fault for getting fans who know the rules of the show

imagine being this bad at fishtank

>>211742970
world's strongest barricade

If I ended up with the most stocks and more candy than at least one fish I would.
>Confirm during elimination that I'm safe due to my stocks and my candy doesn't matter.
>Give my candy to Daniel to save him and send someone else home.
>Figure out from tts if they love me or hate me for doing that.
>If they love me I now have a loyal ally that I saved and the viewers on my side.
>If they hate me I go to confessional and rub it in telling them that I know he's a retard but he's under my control now (He'll never believe the tts when they tell him I said that, I'm the hero that just saved him). I now gain the controversy attention and last longer.

i literally did crack for 45 minutes and now its all kicking off and I have no idea why? what is going on with spaniel? what caused this crashout?

why is he following some stupid TTS idea?

They dont have to care right now

todays KWAB award

>>211742073
The regret of replacing Jin with the epitome of nontent started to set in, but they don't want to admit they were wrong so they just bully the guy

>>211742954
This basedjak sucks. We deserve a better jak for tihs retard

>they think he's working with the others lol
>they dont even care

>>211743004
snitches now get banned from the site entirely with no refunds

HE HAS TO START BREAKING SHIT OR THEY'LL JUST WAIT THIS OUT

What's the retard's plan? If he locks himself inside the room can't they just ring the bell on him?

>>211743036
holy kek

>>211743036
lmfao

POST THE WEBM NOW

>Aryeh, he can’t…help it
Oh Ellie…

DANIEL'S SMASHING HIS HEAD AGAINST B4 BATHROOM SINK AND BLEEDING OUT

Daniels antics when he's not sulking are hilarious, why do you guys want him gone

>>211743018
same hahaahahah

>>211742736
ok so what you are saying is that daniel pouring egg on her only happened cause it was always going to happen

you got your dick so far up freddys ass you cant think straight

>>211742987
i don't any more
he's removed any feeling in my mind that i have something in common with him

BUY THE DIP DANIEL BROS HODL

>they dont give a fuck because they think production will just replace everything
great show jet

Barricades so weak it made the girls think he was bating them

just had one of those premature caffeine shits from drinking too much coffee. like the poop didnt have time to solidify fully and ends up like soft serve ice cream. just spent 30 minutes scooping WW1 trench mud out of my bussy, fuck my stupid poop life

drench you troon whore cunt go suck your murder's brothers cock bitch

>>211743050
actually based

>>211743034
True but at least pretend a little like its pro wrestling

Bro, watching Daniel is legitmately painful.

Maybe Jin had it pretty good actually....

Daniel Kino has commenced

>we've been fortniting crime
what did freddy mean by this

>all their shit is just sitting there untouched
literally what the fuck is he doing

>>211743036
KWABBBB AHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAH

>Autistic faggot spends an hour hiding clothes
>girls eventually notice
>girls don't care
embarrassing

>we're traumabonding
does it count as trauma if it's all self inflicted due to being a junkie loser who acts like a 15 year old at age 36?

>Ring the bell on Daniel and keep him from searching for candy
Actually galaxy brained idea from Freddy

>>211743101
sniffing their socks off camera

where is he now?

why is every guy in this show a retard and every girl a genius?

>>211743091
theyre all against him now
this retarded nigga has sealed his fate
its over
i was against kicking him, but this is just too cringe and not even funny

>He took our stuff
>It's fine production will give us more
>Oh ok
that went well

>>211743073
I don't want him gone but he's fucking up so badly even his antics won't save him.

>>211742949
drench stole his candy after he passed out
He woke up and tried to steal from everyone else and failed
He tried to get his stocks up and failed
Now he’s just moving stuff around in a panic because by the rules of the game he’s going to get eliminated but he can’t think of any way to avoid it (the girls already don’t like him b/c he’s le incel)

ITS OVER

>>211742312
>buy angie a plushie
>virgin Angie just teases you and goes back to being annoying
>buy tay a plushie
>chad tayleigh flies out and rails you on meth for three weeks

>i was suppowsed to be cowe this season

smegma

>>211743036
KWAB of the millennia

drench is cucking content AAGAIN
I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

dastench won't even ring the bell on daniel becasuse she feels sorry for him lmao how tragic

>he's doing it one last time

>>211743073
I dont want him gone

why wont he do anything??
just sitting around watching their stuff
CUT IT UP NIGGA
PISS ON IT

if you're wondering, daniel is doing all this thinking it's gonna get his stox up to #1 so he doesn't have to worry about candy LMAO

>>211743129
its pretty funny

>>211743112
its called being cool with a boyish charm you incel

how is the house still so clean?
they are like a week in already

>>211743036
>pulling the other dresser in to close himself off like she can't just move it

>>211742806
hey that hurt my feelings. i'm not a new fag. I thought she had blocked the door from production so they would have the code. plus it was like 2 years ago, and it was 6 weeks. I watched almost every hour of it. how dare you be so cruel. you don't know the uphill battles we're going through. you know you've really kind of upset here. moderators!

he's isowating

the only replacement clothes should be the costumes

>>211743128
rachel was the dumbest person to ever be on fishtank

POUR ONE OUT FOR DANIEL: THE WAPED!

>>211742934
Freddy has a good chance to burn out before its all over. I badly want him in the finals, but druggies are too unpredictable.
Drench otoh has a good chance if she stays sharp. Let's see how well she plays the alliance game.

>>211743122
Imagine that. Chained up like a dog waiting to be kicked.

>>211743166
Drench OCD cleans every little mess

BUWN VEM AWL

only thing that could save this retarded nonsense is daniel snapping and starting a housefire

HES STILL MY BOY

If I were Daniel I would pocket a few pairs of panties while I was in the camera's blind spots. Nothing left to lose.

OWARI DA

>>211743073
All he does is sulk.

>>211743141
>I'm wike Cowe but I'm based and wedpilled

>>211743073
he's not playing well. it's painful to watch.

Biggest KWAB in history? Does this surpass Cyrokeen?

>>211743129
Why do you people keep saying this as if they weren't already all against him. Every single person except Arya has stolen his candy and made fun of him.

>Yui stol moi clothes? I down't care
kinda based

>>211743076
as much of a retard as daniel is, he at least has free will, what i'm saying is that everything ellie does is basically preordained

NEW

>>211743213
>>211743213
>>211743213

>mawky mawky mawky

Jimmy cries on twitter tonight.

>>211743163
funny in a laugh at an autist
hes not even doing anything
same shit when he stole angelas candy and just looked at it when it was on the floor
he has all the stuff and is just sitting there

>lose
>isolate
>seethe

hes gonna fucking cry

This was his face when he thought Angie was gonna become the next Rachel

>>211743036
holy fucking KWAB

>I'm stupid, that's just what I am!
There is hope for him yet

>>211743200
>literally crying over stolen candy

>>211743211
no cryo, you are still the biggest bitch

>>211743073
No one wants him gone other than actual retards. In an ideal world no one gets kicked tonight but Jet needs his litty viewer numbers to go up cause he’s a Jewish faggot

WHY DOSEN'T HE JUST GO AND STEAL THEIR SHIT

>confessional in about 5 minutes

>tts - raid the candy fort vault daniel
>i...i am...
THE WAPED

>>211743129
they were already against him except for seth and arye. at that point what is there to lose.

this dude really thought he was getting 50k, a girlfriend, and becoming sam hyde’s best friend

>>211743160
He just needs more time

>>211743211
cryo may be a kwab, but he's our kwab

>>211743073
Hi Jimmy
You're a delusional retard

>>211743256
he cant overpower a small flip or asian teen

>>211743265
lel

>>211743256
weak core strength, he cannot win a struggle

>>211743112
yah im sure angelina has been through so much trauma herself gettin drunk with her bosses and fuckin them

Has he actually cut their stuff up?

lmaoooo fred

>>211743092
The show wouldn't have gone to complete shit with him on tho

>>211743280
I am FTLs Kwab tending to my CryoMemes

>Doesn't have any tears left to shed

Glad this fag is going home so Jimmy's self insert is gone.

>>211743405
teaws

>>211743424
at least jimmy actually followed through with his crashouts

>>211743424
is that all you care about in these threads? fucking jimmy?

QUICK DAN

FLEE INTO THE ATTIC

FUCK JET

>>211743219
>what i'm saying is that everything ellie does is basically preordained

so what you are saying is you dont like her so you make this cope up in whats left of your smooth brain

got it

>>211743424
At least Jimmy would tard rage and throw a fit when things didn't go his way. Watching Daniel is just sad

>Velcro shoes, makes sense.

>>211743524
nope, i'm saying she's nontent

>>211742212
Retarded?

>>211742724
Not Xavier's fault, he tried. Dan is just a fag

ellie is just post-hrt simmons

>>211742831
Many are saying this

>>211741506 (OP)
HE'S A BIG GUY

>>211743082
you gotta learn better wiping techniques my man. Wiping aint good, you gotta use the dab, hook, and dig techniques. I will not spoonfeed them to you, you have to figute it out yourself

I will say i dont even dab anymore bc hooking is so powerful for getting trapped fecal out