>Hmm, let's see... I'll have
>one beef hamburger sandwich
>deep fried french potato fries
>and a coca leaf cola drink
How would you reply?

this is a brothel

I wouldn't say a single word to him. I'd get him his order. And that's what no one did

>you're supposed to push the button with the picture of the food on it

>>211742022 (OP)
Where do I consume this sustenance?
Your automobile. The public amenities. Your domicile.

How do I kill nigger?
Slowly. Buck break him.

McDonald- the founder. Staring Batman.

>>211742022 (OP)
Whats the difference between cola and not cola soda? Im nearly 30 years old and i dont know basic goyslop trivia like this despite being a terminal slopper, it cant be the color because root beer is brown too but isnt cola

>>211742071
very deep and wise

>>211742169
Root beer and cola are both popular carbonated soft drinks, but they have distinct differences in taste and ingredients. Root beer is known for its sweet, herbal, and often creamy flavor profile, often with notes of sassafras, sarsaparilla, wintergreen, licorice, and vanilla. Colas, on the other hand, are typically sweeter, with a more citrusy flavor and hints of cinnamon, vanilla, and caramel. They are also often more acidic.

>>211742022 (OP)
Que? Ese you in america. This is taco truck

Why did they make bro legit retarded in the flick?

>>211742022 (OP)
I'd tell him for an extra 10 bucks I'd put a shot of Jack Daniels in his coke. He has that alcoholic phenotype

>>211742169
Nice double chin, lazy eye and giant nose. lmao
dei gone wild
Imagine such an ugly actor getting a role in a new tv show or movie. Everyone would freak out.

>>211742169
cola is a type of soda that contains citrus, vanilla, and cinnamon and then various other spices that vary by brand. Most used to contain kola nuts to give them caffeine, hence the name

>>211742237
It's funny how he appears just out of thin air, did he walk to them? Why no golf cart behind him?

>>211742022 (OP)
>Hey, just what you see, pal.

CUNT

>you ordered wrong bozo, back of the line

>>211742022 (OP)
My favorite scene in this movie is where one of the McDonald brothers is evaluating how crisp the French fries are. Trying to show his attention to detail or whatever.
He says something along the lines of "this new method makes it 13.5 percent too crispy, let's stick to the old one"
Completely asinine dialogue.

>>211742786
Based, except Pat's or Gino's doesn't give a fuck about enforcing the rules, those are the tourist ones. You'll be stuck behind people from Conshohocken or Norristown saying "ummm...ummm."

You need to go to Jim's on South Street. If you can't say "whiz-wit and a coke" in two seconds flat your cooked.

>What's this?
>A syringe filled with heroin sir.
>But I just slipped you 20 bucks a second ago.
>And now its here.
>Alright so...I just find a healthy vein and shoot up?
>That's right sir
>Which vein should I use?
>One in your arm, in your leg, in your dick...
>OK, got it. Should I light a cigarette first so that when I nod out it ignites my shirt?
>Up to you sir.
>Ok so....where do I put the used needle?
>A gas station parking lot...a children's playground....sticking up from a movie theatre seat with a note attached reading "welcome to the world of AIDS"...wherever you like!

>>211742738
I would have beat the ever loving shit out of this creep looking at my daughter like that

>>211742786
hyper flyover mentality when you grow up in a city

>>211742094
>Leftists push for $15 minimum wage
>These immediately pop up everywhere
The dangers of being unable to do higher-order thinking

>>211742865
I'm from Conshy and next time I'm in the city I'm going to order my next cheese steak extra slow just in case you're behind me. See you at Jim's!

>>211742224
thanks chat gpt

>>211742022 (OP)
I'd just give him his order. You deal with all sorts of weird shit in any public facing job. I wouldn't even remember it by the time break rolled around

i dont get it

>>211744715
For me? Well, for me it is a crisp, refreshing Orange Vanilla Coke.

>How would you reply?

I’d remind everyone, especially mods and jannies that this trash thread is spam, obviously the same redd*t / Sharty faggot that incessantly floods the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (Simpsons, founder, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with male anal sex (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly.

He’s even banned dozen of time just this week for his schizo Simpsons fixation, so sociopathic and relentless that all posts now get 404d immediately. Basically destroyed anything about the show.

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo.

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

I get my fast food plain and dry because slop veggies are utterly disgusting.
People mock you for this and call you a kid but they're all faggots. Low tier veggies are much much worse than low tier beef and cheese.
The last fast food tomato I ate made me want to vomit.

>>211743761
Those workers would have been replaced with indians/mexicans otherwise. Which you'll note the few workers remaining have been. So nothing really changed. Capital always wins, the worker always loses.

>>211744829
Sounds like this sethy is rockin

>>211743761
The American mind never stops to impress by its mediocrity. These computers have been a thing in my country long before Americans got them and have nothing to do with minimum wage. McDonald's workers could work pro bono and fast-food establishments would STILL install them.

>>211742094
I still just talk to the person. It's always easier

>>211742786
how do i get it without disgusting mushrooms and peppers as well

>>211745860
Cheese steaks don't have mushrooms ot peppers.

>>211744715
It's bonkers that I can get dr pepper from these things

>>211745109
I actually really like the kiosks

>>211744829
Bunch of boards on this site have similar Scizoniggers with Zero Life, shitting them up all day. The Jannies/Mods here suck fucking shit. If there was a better place with a decent level of activity I would never come back here.

>>211742022 (OP)
This is McDonalds AI robot Lucille, could give me your name so i could call you when your order is ready ?

>>211742169
Colas:
>Coca-Cola (also called Coke)
>Pepsi
>RC Cola

Not Cola:
>Root beers (like Mug, Barqs)
>Ginger ales (like Canada Dry, Schweppes)
>Mountain dew
>7up
>Sprite
>Crush
>Cplus

>>211742022 (OP)
>what do you mean by “sandwich”?

>>211745860
A cheese wit has no peppers or mushrooms.

>>Hi, welcome to Gamestop. May I take your pre-order?
>Yeah, I'll have a Nintendo.
>That'll be $699.99, please.
>All right.
[Gives him $700]
>1 cent is your change.
[Gives it to him, then turns around and grabs a box with a Mario on it, and sets it in front of him]
>Here you are.
>What's this?
>Your console.
>No, no, no, I just pre-ordered.
>And now it's here.
>You sure?
[the employee nods]
>All right.
[Goes to grab it, but is still hesitant]
>Where's the umm... the controllers and HDMi and everything?
>You just play it straight out of the box, and then you put it on charge.
>Really? OK.
[Grabs the order, turns to go, but turns back again]
>Where do I play it?
>Your car, at the park, at home. Wherever you like.
>OK. OK. OK, thank you.
[Finally leaves the counter and sits down to play]

>>211752876
Fake. You can't play the switch 2 as it has no games.

>>211742224
i can really taste the wintergreen

>>211742169
It's in the name
>Cola: Made using cola nuts
>Root beer: Made using sassafras root
>Ginger ale: Made using ginger
>Orange/Grape/Whatever fruit soda: duh
And by "made" I mean when these things were made with real ingredients and not artificial flavors like today

>>211742169
Colas are carbonated by infusion of carbon dioxide in a caffeinated drink flavored with oils of citrus and spice.

Coca-Cola was the first and was based on coca wine. It contained coca leaf extract as both a flavoring and a source of cocaine and caffeine extracted from cola nuts, hence the name Coca-Cola.

The original recipe contained fresh lime juice, and oils of orange, bitter orange, lemon, coriander, and cardamom, as well as vanilla extract. The modern recipe replaces fresh lime juice with lime oil, and the cocaine is extracted before the coca leaf is added, but yes, it still to this day uses coca leaf as a flavoring.

Coke never contained cinnamon oil, but Pepsi and RC Cola do. Pepsi also doesn't use coca leaf, and uses nutmeg oil instead of cardamom oil. The other ingredient's are the same.

Root beer predates cola. It is now made with infusion of cardon dioxide but originally it was allowed to naturally ferment to develop carbonation (like beer) and was mildly alcoholic. The main flavorings are sassafras root and sarsaparilla, but the sassafras flavor is now artificial as real sassafras was found to be carcinogenic (which is retarded, as the study done on it showed you'd have to drink around 100 liters of root beer a day to have an increased cancer risk).

>>211742169
Cola is a caramel flavored syrup.
Other things use other flavors. Like sprite and seven up are lemon lime, root beer and sarsaparilla used to be flavored with sassafras but I think its all artificial flavors now.

>>211745109
the kiosk is faster because there’s always 50 boomers waiting in line for the cashier

>>211742738
>If I take her burger away will she die?

>>211753792
There actually a legal reason why they don't use sassafras anymore because the oil called safrole is a precursor to MDMA. Its a highly controlled substance.

>>211750892
the 2 weeks without this site has taught me there is nowhere better. this place is the best we’ll ever have.

>>211753998
A couple of years ago for all of 5 minutes Mt. Dew had a Sangria flavor that was honestly the greatest thing I had ever tasted. The tartness really offset how sickeningly sweet that stuff usually is.
I saw it in the store for like a week and then it never came back. I don't know if it was just a regional temporary release or what, but I've never seen anyone even mention it.

>>211742811
I like when the bald fat brother yells "burger crossing" and it sounds exactly like the tone and cadence of "chicken jockey" and I can never unhear it now

>>211754218
8Ch*n Moe is easily better, and the jews here don’t even let you mention it. Just not enough people stayed posting. The only thing 4Chan has going for it is the brand name. Just brand whores or nostalgia fags (barely) keeping this place alive.

>>211742786
>cheese whiz steak

>>211742071
>Scanners.gif

>>211742022 (OP)
You wanna supersize that?

>>211742169
Cola is a flavor.

>>211742094
i order in person because the 4 foot brown ladies at the register get all grouchy about it and i enjoy having power over their emotions

>>211742094
it's a lot more convenient for people with social anxiety like me

>>211742022 (OP)
a literocola?

>so what do I do with this hat?
>you put it on your head sir
>and then what?
>people know you burn local
>okay and what do I burn exactly?
>you don't physically burn anything
>how do I burn then?
>it's just a slogan, sir. it let's people know you're a real one
>one what?
>a real one who burns local
>okay and how do I keep it gully?
>you just stay true to your roots
>okay and what roots are those?
>your local roots
>and that's where I burn?
>yes sit that's how you burn local