Thread 211742203 - /tv/ [Archived: 1217 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/20/2025, 7:31:41 PM No.211742203
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This is a thread dedicated to cock shock and awe in television and film as well as other big dick aggrandizement.
Size queens welcome.
Who are some canonically hung characters in television and film? What's your favorite scene of big dick aggrandizement?
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sage
6/20/2025, 7:32:24 PM No.211742227
kill yourself cumbrain
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:00:50 PM No.211743477
>>211742203 (OP)
Big dick huntress movie:

During the extermination of undesirables, death squad commander Cybil (From Silenf Hill) is repremanded for fucking the prey by her superior. The punishment is penis. Getting the cock she craves. Overpowered in every way, manipulated to take more than she can handle.

Superior pulls up his pants. Don't do that again. "Yes sir". She fingersbherself innthebhallway immediately tonthe memory which her pussy still feels. Stretched and filled. What a bastard, just like her.

She regains her dignity she never lost. Kicks open the door and hate fucks as much cock as she can before breaking and needing consoling.

Superior unsatiafied by this soft shit sends her to training. Harden up to hit hard.

DSC goes through randomised kill houses like a robot. Assesors wonder what the fuck shes doing here. It's time off for her. Like sunbating for stupid cunts ruining their fair skin. She lets tactics take over.

Sent without her knowledge during sleep to real settings needing ebonic cleansing. Targets drop and ahe doesn't care to tellbthem diffwrent. Checks dicks with what she thinks has them. Sits on what is long enough, telling them to get hard at gunpoint, pulling the trigger when she's finiahed. They have as long to live as they give pleasure.
She doesn't care teammates watch. Their fault for not having big cocks. Her agression comes from intimacy deprivation. She's not a demon like men denying themselves suddenly confronted with what they want. She's an angel giving the best end to what doesn't deserve it.

She wears aviators. Flies harriers without a helmet. Looking solo for somewhere tonfuck up andnget fucled by.

Ruins are a retreat. Someone she meets staysninnthem onnhis own side. One of her kind, with more balls than them all combined. Compassion creating better than erasure. She is allowed to be tender. He does the hard stuff. They look to him for command, offering to stop, he leads by example and demands the same. Or exceeded.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:03:13 PM No.211743588
>>211742203 (OP)
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:03:51 PM No.211743616
>>211742203 (OP)
He's literally me
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:17:11 PM No.211744268
>>211742203 (OP)
>white people working for TSA
That's the most unrealistic part of this scene
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:24:41 PM No.211744580
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>>211742203 (OP)
this scene would be hot if the actress wasn't so bogged
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:26:02 PM No.211744635
>>211743477
glitched AI post
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:26:42 PM No.211744664
>>211742203 (OP)
isnt this rape? shes in a position of power
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:29:19 PM No.211744784
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>>211744664
Men can't be raped by women.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:31:10 PM No.211744866
>>211744664
>>211744784
Sexual assault but that's the double standard of television. It's played as a joke because all guys are supposed to be glad they're getting pussy
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:32:40 PM No.211744952
>>211744866
>all guys are supposed to be glad they're getting pussy
When we are talking about a sober man, and an even moderately attractive woman, it's never really rape.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:33:51 PM No.211745010
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Please keep thread discussion on topic
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:35:03 PM No.211745056
What dumbass movie is this. Also this thread is better suited in /wsg/.
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:37:23 PM No.211745164
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>>211745056
/wsg/ isn't suited for discussion and getting me more films for my collection but I should probably make a thread there at some point. Thank you

The film in the OP is Mantervention 2014
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 8:59:16 PM No.211746173
>>211744952
it is if hes married
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:39:30 PM No.211747956
>>211744268
I swear, airports were created so obese black women can pat down my junk
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:41:18 PM No.211748039
>>211745010
You just know Seagal wrote that scene himself
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:47:22 PM No.211748329
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Can you think of a better reason to write a scene?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:56:44 PM No.211748745
Meh, it would have been better if the guy was black and it was a 10 inch, thick and girthy BBC in his pants
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:38:45 PM No.211750583
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:50:22 PM No.211751054
>>211748745
Shut up monkey.

Monkey not getting any movie.

Nigger kike whatever mystery shit ooga boogas with subtites saying "my gook ass mattwrs". Nope, horse cock incorporated takes one look at what watches interspecies erotica and says get the fuck back to indochina. Then goes back to getting girls to lick up and down on supersized oblongs attatched to real men, be they animal, machine or me. I fucking wish but women aren't how O say brainless coward fucks begging moderators for no story, count less than a sheep.

Stinky faggot who cares nithing fornhow women feel suggesting poop is permitted for any reason but brainwashing and money, both wrong and unacceptable. Poop into pussy is disgusting. Kill em all.

Man hangs up the phone or not, tapps away obcenities, virtual fake $20 banana to choke a robber to death. Get a fucking statue, only the disguating do. The george groid, god of useless parasites. On a bench, sittingndown. Poignant.

Slut in shades flicks her lighter shut. Smoke lit up. "I'm gonna kill this cunt".
No babe. Cybil's Shepard says.
You might fuck him out of pity.
Nigger gets left behind, quarantined by his cowardice, with a story about cocks cocksuckers like him can subtly see themselves in getting shot trying to shoot hot cum into you. Do or don't punishment for not being good for you is worse than death, it's staying as they are, worthless forever.
>Please may I please your pussy with my tongue.
Diseased can't do down or above. Hard cock is for her. Be ready to get ridden, used for your length, width, end. Your face doesn't have anythjng to adore in base, that grows and ahiws. Shiny cock covered in cream your offering if lucky. Nothing withkit, nkt even a compliment.
Too stupid to see what needs filling also needs lubed fricton. Fucked on her knees, any way, long, hard, withoit her having to move herself. Her the innocent party. Not you.
>I din dun do nuffin
That's 100% you did and are absolutely fuck all. And making wonen rejected counts negat
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:16:22 PM No.211752241
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Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:51:15 PM No.211753762
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:39:18 AM No.211755788
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:49:59 AM No.211756271
>>211753762
>heh heh heh
>ya hear what she said, Chrissie?
>she said "Paulie, get that big dick in the Jacooz right now"
>heh heh heh
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:43:23 AM No.211759049
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:44:55 AM No.211759125
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>Jesus, Finch! Didn't you ever see a porno?
>Of course, I figured I was a little above average.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:45:41 AM No.211759163
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>>211745164
Seriously though why aren't there any fast porn boards for discussion and fun stuff? Femanon here btw.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:46:45 AM No.211759211
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>>211759163
For the reference this is my ideal big cock. So thick and heavy, yum <333
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:03:11 AM No.211760017
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>>211759125
Thank you for being the first person in the thread to submit a character who is hung
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:17:37 AM No.211760797
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>>211759049
Bob Kelso
Ten Inches
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:02:56 AM No.211763388
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:49:05 AM No.211765855
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:52:02 AM No.211766026
I've a huge dick and never got laid because of it. I don't understand these scenes. Nobody ever see it. So where is the magic? It's kind of useless, really.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:53:19 AM No.211766114
>>211766026
you have to act like a cocky asshole and women will think you have one and fuck you even if its small
they have no judgement capabilities and rely on herd mentality and group think
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:40:37 AM No.211768797
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:04:05 AM No.211769861
>>211744664
sure, but it isn't bum rape
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:16:26 AM No.211770366
>>211766026
It's propaganda
The problem is some women have fallen for it
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:28:19 AM No.211770909
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:53:49 AM No.211771914
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>>211742203 (OP)
>roastie hag
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:27:47 AM No.211773213
>>211770909
How come stuff like this never happens to me?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:46:29 AM No.211773923
Dumbest, reoccurring thread on /tv/, bar none.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:08:20 AM No.211776566
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:26:01 AM No.211778599
>>211773923
Small dick energy
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:44:34 AM No.211780274
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:23:08 PM No.211782044
>>211770366
This is pure cope. Saying women liking big dicks is propaganda is akin to saying guys who like big tits have porn brain or have otherwise been tricked into it somehow. It's normal for both genders to have certain preferences, which are kind of obvious when you think about the appeal of those certain preferences. Women on average being able or unable to physically fit the actual big ones inside them is besides the point, and also something that I personally doubt how accurate to reality it is despite being a widely echoed belief these days.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:31:33 PM No.211782197
>>211780274
arare to see some ally. She was such a little slut
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:39:37 PM No.211782357
>>211782044
>Saying women liking big dicks is propaganda is akin to saying guys who like big tits have porn brain or have otherwise been tricked into it somehow.
These things aren't comparable though. Coomers do lose a sense of breast size when they've been spending too much time watching born. It's not however propaganda because no one forced them to do that and they can reverse it at any time.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:42:58 PM No.211782425
>>211782044
Films need more scenes with men being impressed at how tight a chick's pussy is, like wow she doesn't even need a personality with a cunt that tight, more people casually congratulating a naked woman at a glance for having petite symmetrical labia, more comedy scenes at the expense of hotdog down a hallway roasties in genres outside of frat stuff where the joke is played off as gross or womanizing.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:43:46 PM No.211782436
>>211782044
I just want to cite some figures.

Typical flaccid penis length is 3-4 inches. In the range of normal, erect is 5-7. Micropenises are 3 inches or less, when erect. The literal worldwide average/mean is 5.25 inches.

When a woman isn't aroused the depth of the vaginal canal is 2-4 inches. Aroused 4-8 inches. Some women can be more shallow, some women can be more deep. Some women train their bodies to take over 12 inches. It's not a feat everyone could achieve. Physical limitations are sometimes an impossible hurdle, but most probably could take 50% over their untrained baseline aroused state, easily.

Supposedly three inches of vaginal penetration may be enough for a woman to come to climax, think of finger length. Also supposedly, three inches of depth is the minimum amount that is recommended for successful insemination.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:50:23 PM No.211782557
>>211742203 (OP)
This hardly ever happens. It's probably happened to me less than 5 times and I fly quite often