>>211746943 (OP)
>Two Negronis later

>>211746943 (OP)
Have a rape experience in a mental institution. Have two.

Have a negro. Have two

>>211749482
>checks into hospital
>gets raped
>checks back into rehab to go back for seconds

>>211749482
>Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen.
>Dr. Greenblatt approaches
>"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"
>Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over
>"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give him the stink eye
>Babish is wheeled at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room
>"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"
>They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates
>"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
>"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into a here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to me --NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

His asshole probably looked like a cinnabon after.

>Check into a local rehab tonight. Get a mouthful of cream sauce. Have a pint of it at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty cell. Take a cock somewhere one's never been. Let someone you think may have nothing in common with penetrate you. Order your asshole well done. Eat a wiener. Get raped by a negroni. Get raped by two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but you'll let them fuck you. Cry slowly. Tip your rapist. Check out your new friends. Check out on yourself. Enjoy getting ridden.

>Greenblatt comes to check in on babish
>he hears muffled screams
>Carl is balls deep in Babish's asshole, and Big Buck has his BBC in Babish's mouth
>the tears are mingling with the cum dripping out of the sides of his mouth
>they notice the doctor and pull out, with Carl cackling insanely
>"Not again!" Greenblatt groans as he scolds Carl and Buck
>a tsunamic of well seasoned negro cum gushes forth from Babish's maw
>he tries to meekly stand up before shitting out Carl's cum and slipping back onto the floor, smaching his head against the dirty toilet
>"Shiieeeeeeet" says Buck
>in Greenblatt's office, he offers to have Babish transferred on account of being constantly raped by his roomates
>"OH MY SCIENCE NOOOOOO!! Babish screams "IF I DO THAT I AM NO BETTER THAN THE HOMOPHOBIC CHUDS! I JUST NEED TO RECONCILE MY STRAIGHT CISHET PRIVILEGE!!!"
>Greenblatt contacts the wife about a room transfer as his medical proxy
>"Will it cost me anything"
>"Uh n-"
>"Keep him in the room"
>"BLAAARRRGGGHHHHHH SCIENCE SAVE ME-- NO BABISH STOP BEING A HECKIN HOMOPHOBIC CHUUUUUDDD!! AAAAAAAA" Babish screams that night when raped again
>as the rapists sleep Babish, now incontinent due to torn anal walls, begins shitting freely and sculping his shit into the likeness of Einstein, Oppenheimer, and other scientists before praying
>"Science preserve me" he quivers
>the shit sculpting is used as a pretext for him to be kept even longer
>the rapes continue unabated
>Mrs. Babish had a very nice holiday in Milan and Paris btw and eventually saved Babish to make more videos when the funds began to run dry; her face was exactly like pic rel when he exclaimed "OH MY SCIENCE THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN!!!"
>"What a faggot" Santos says to Ferros on their cigarette break as they watch Babish and the wife leave the asylum premises

in todays video we'll be recreating the rape meal i had in the mental institution

It's weird to me how men have it much worse than women after being raped, yet man-rape is the butt of jokes, while women being raped is treated as being somehow worse than murder. When a man gets raped, at best he gets feigned sympathy from those close to him, but most will just be like "why didn't you fight back?" or think he was weak, or that he's actually a fag, or even if none of that, at least treat it like a joke. Babish's wife fucking LEFT him because of it (sure he says that wasn't the reason, but of course it was at the very least one of the reasons)

>>211752503
Signals you're a failure of a protector if you get raped and with women it's an evolutionary psychology thing as well because they can get pregnant so we know instinctively it's worse for them because it can incur a much higher cost

>>211746943 (OP)
The Raped.

>>211752640
The whole point of a woman is to get pregnant.

>>211746943 (OP)
KWAB

>>211752503
I only make fun of leftist victims like Kevin Nash

>>211752503
In this case it's more like, babish is a reddit yuppie ultra progressive who thought the stress of cooking 2 meals a week in front of a camera crew who'd clean up for you, edit your videos, etc was enough for a cool and exciting trip to the nuthouse like he'd seen on r/movies when there are paid rehabs for millionaire retards

>>211746943 (OP)
LETS SEE THAT MOUTH

>>211752840
Big Kev? What happened?

>>211746943 (OP)
>Couldn't sleep cause working too hard
I'm pretty sure a drink would have solved his problem.
Butt I guess a rape works also

>>211753034
I can't... the details are too disturbing...

I mean he's 7'0!

>>211751310
don't forget, he got penetrated from both ends

>>211752840
>>211753034
>>211753102
anon he never actually got raped. it's a meme

>>211753465
Well, then what happened? Babish has stated more than once that he was sexually assaulted when he went to the mental hospital.

>>211753590
He misheard clickbait as dickbate

>>211751310
>>211752128
>le heckin 2 cool latinx orderlies
I know what you are

A man got raped and you're laughing?

>>211751763
Based

>>211751310
Least unhinged 4chan user

>>211751763
kek thought that was Kevin Nash from the thumbnail

>>211746943 (OP)

>>211751310
based crustposter is back

>>211754124
I thought it was because the story take place in LA

>>211751310
>>211752128
Comedy is hard. You should try your hand at something less embarrassing for the rest of us to watch.

>>211754124
I thought it was because the story takes place in LA

>>211755067
Babish is a Brooklyn faggot

>>211753034
What happened in the sweltering hot summer of 1992 would change his life forever.

>>211755453
I thought it was purely emphasize he's a 'omfg i love valid BIPOCs dude!' type

>>211752503
she left him because he is a coke and meth head who went on a 4 day bender and sucked a dick for coke in the hospital

His story is full of shit and you don't go to rehab for being raped - you go because your drug addiction is off the rails

>>211749387
>tranette no passto

>>211758549
From a psychological perspective, what motivates grown men to display painted nails like this? (Excluding flamboyant homosexuals and transsexuals of course)

>>211758656
>Excluding flamboyant homosexuals and transsexuals of course
the only thing I can think of other than those two is trying to show your daughter how painting nails works or being into emo shit but not being gay (extremely rare)

>>211758549
what makes a 'man' do this?

>>211751310
kek

>>211751763
>Get raped by a negroni. Get raped by two

>>211746943 (OP)
kwarb>>211746943 (OP)

>>211751310
this isn't funny

>>211755692
>92
holy shit
is this real?

>>211746943 (OP)
>Previously on Binging with Babish

>>211761957
holy shit

>>211751310
kek

>>211758656
virtue signalling
hes a hecking ally after all!

>>211759517
I thought it was Beefheartesque and among the greatest pastas of all times, 7/10.