Thread 211749097

Summytime has begun <3 <3 <3 edition

/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Elimination tonight: top STOX immune, least candy goes home!
-- Direnc stole Daniel's candy and shared w/ Ellie, Seth and Fred. Daniel retaliated by waping Angelina
-- Seth, Ellie and Argay all claim to be virgins
-- Angie and Freddy made a fort where they're technically "under the bed" so they can smoke normally (also one of them has a weed pen)
-- Daniel took everyone's stuff to try to negotiate for candy, failed barricade, he returned everything KWAB
-- Daniel rang the bell on Freddy and beat him in a thrilling game of COIN FLIPPING! (and then destroyed the fort)
-- Ice Poseidon is LITERALLY a faggot and everything he says and does is excruciatingly retarded! Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks!
-- Freddy dumped all of Aryeh's candy on the floor and everyone grabbed it like hippos, then they took Freddy's suitcase

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Previous: >>211747990

did Mints voice just crack when he said "are you listening to me?!?!"

ANGIE!!!

>Freddy blatantly cheating
>BBL Mints unable to enforce the rules

freddy rules lol

based freddy

mints is ftm

mints pissed

freddy is not lasting much longer regardless, cant follow rules for shit

stfu mints

somebody max mintz out that faggot

Season 2 house was the best house, right?

oof, sorry about that /ftl/

>>211749173
i need all mints photos for science.....

mints a pussy ass nigga

>better cams
>better audio
>better challenges
>better stocks
>better inconveniences
>better ruleset
>better prize
jet lost

If the show gets better I will watch it. If it continues to suck I will watch Ice's prison stream. Simple as

FUENTES IS CONF FOR THE TANK, CHECK TWITTER

>>211749182
Hands down

>angie and seth getting all aryeh's candy while he rides on top of freddy
kek

director/ptz is a real wizard

why didnt they just make it so if you leave the doghouse youre eliminated? I dont like that freddys cheating but its inevitable

Shoovy is gonna win.

they are just wrestling on the floor to steal fishbucks now
wiggas need to do something unironically

>>211749097 (OP)
Summer is soo cute!

daniel is just so fucking pathetic man
just unreal to watch

>>211749182
All they have to do is theme it really. It's not even that difficult. Anyone who says the minimalism is good is retarded.

>>211749131
Probably, zesty little doughboy

Best fucking season. Calling it now.

Every time I look away someone has spilled all of their candy everywhere fuck are these niggas doing???

Mints cannot command authority

Holesum

>>211749217
are they allowed to steal fishbucks now?

damn daniel really letting ayre down

>>211749196
surely you guys could support your own thread if the stream is so big then yeah?

>Jew tries to mog
>smashes his head
kek

>>211749182
they ruined it though we can never retvrn

>>211749242
aryeh W

Did anything interesting happen so far?
I barely tuned in this season. Fishtank seamed to peak during the first 2-3 weeks of season 3. I doubt Jet being an incompetent braindead fuck planned ahead for this season and did any major improvements unlike the previous 3 seasons. The humor and challanges are getting really stale at this point. I really do not understand why jet thinks fantank is a good idea. It is much more entertaining watching normies who never heard about sam hyde and the show get tormented rather than nu-mde fans who know what to expect.
Why doesn't jet keep and improve on sruff that worked previous seasons and get rid of those that didn't? Do paypigs pay enough for jet to not give a fuck?

ang it up

mints does the same tommy pickles waddle shadi does, hopefully he's not left alone with jimmy

>>211749196
Faggot

>>211749182
s2 was the best, but had the highest expectations and faggy discord gayops. in retrospect after 3 seasons and this it's way above the bar

>if jin was still around he would ring the bell to free freddy
we lost a real one

>>211749154
Dog got off the leash
Keep control of your dog

Da rools dont matta

>Nothing happening
>Take dog for walk
>Come back
>Everyone fighting and running around
What the fuck did I miss?

daniel and aryeh both sperging out while getting absolutely mogged by team freddy lol

>>211749136
no, in ice's scavenger hunt he bragged about how there were genius tier puzzles and tricks and hints that he designed himself, and the first clue to some stupid fucking puzzle that could only have been designed by a certified retard (it was designed by ice) was just a green hot dog

>>211749204
what're the prizes?

>>211749242
:)

>>211749248
They weren't in S3, but who knows for S4.

>>211749196
Buy an ad or cast Jon, those are your only two options

>>211749233
I think the cast is actually good this time

>>211749268
>he thinks the number on the site is real

>>211749182
>perfect looping square downstairs
>perfect size
>least echo
>comfy design
>best confessional
>bar cam
>best camera angles
Not even close. S2 house was PEAK

Is there some sort of way to isolate Mints' ass genes and transfer them to female embryos to create a new race of phat ass women? Asking for a friend.

/bant/ lore for those who didn't follow it:
Abi's yellow rotting tooth was eaten by her dog.

>>211749262
Common Aryeh W

bros what was the supplements to get way bigger loads? magnesium?

cast sucks. Boring

ARYEH ALMOST DIES

i just came to angie :)

Is that Hyubsama or some other randomly generated fat Korean

Where are the webms bros

>>211749255
first off, newfag. second, no it's more fun to piss you nontent cucks off

HAHAH

S-STOP C-CHEATING

the queen of /ftl/

>>211749097 (OP)
HOLY SHIT WHY DONT THESE FAGGOTS FUCK WITH ANGELINA AND SETH

this is what aryeh gets for being a simp

>>211749154
it ripped from him being pulled

freddyfags are the jimmyfaggots of this season
>nooo u cant hate him he's da content!!!!

>>211749317
>the coach looks at you
>I'm the coach

I'm shipping freddy with mints. I bet he could mess up those bratty white boy cheeks.

>>211749312
I have a super secret one no one talks about, which is way better. But you can also try zinc.

This show has sucked me back in ffs

whats the point of the dog house if the rules don't matter

>>211749255
Jet monitors these threads and if he sees people tuning out maybe he will actually do something to improve the show

>>211749268
>it's real
wtf?

>>211749308
What

>kick the guy who was just getting his groove going in causing conflict and being controversial (clip of him peeking up angie's skirt went viral on xitter)
>replace him with a superfan whose favorite season is S2 that does literally fucking nothing all day except actively try to stop conflict from happening and shout out site chatters and paypigs by name
>seethe at the nontent retard because you're a fat fucking retarded baby that can't handle someone lightly ribbing you over your /r9k/ history

>>211749182
Nah, I stopped watching S2 pretty early because I'd often get lost switching cams (and because I had a job so I couldn't watch it all day, unlike S1). S1 house was great because every room had some easily identifiable landmark that would make it very easy to navigate and find what you were looking for, despite how janky the site was on S1.

femboy mints getting mogged hard kek

>>211749327
The latter

>>211749312
zinc

BAD DOG OWNER

>>211749319
Would you rather be mints or Daniel. I dont think I could walk around with a body like that

>>211749312
zinc

FREDDY NOOO

Hi Mints

MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE

He was so pissed too haha Jet and Sam aren't even there are they?

>>211749351
ahh zinc. also share secret. lots of water?

NO
DON'T DO ANYTHING
IT'S FRIENDTANK NOT FISHTANK

>>211749327
the latter, last I heard of hyub he was still orbiting letty

>>211749331
I accept your concession

>>211749324
jus wook at dat bwooty

when a dog gets loose shit goes down

>>211749200
woodbabi

>>211749312
I've seen it said that Zinc is good for that.

>>211749075
it said something like "go ahead tell everyone about me and jet" from abi to claire

>>211749327
it's joel's friend DuranTV

I thought it was Hyub too at first even though I knew Hyub wasn't supposed to be in this again, cause he bleached his hair just like Hyub

>>211749312
water

>>211749182
The vibes were unmatched. S3 cast in S2 house would've been perfect.

>>211749312
Zinc + lots of water

>>211749298
lmao retard they're both fake
kick is notorious for botting the shit out of channels

>>211749196
kek, whose got the key

need dan to go wape mode on angie stat

>>211749356
The rules only matter for people that don't remind Jet of Cole

>>211749351
NAC?

freddy is the new rachel
stop screaming you faggot burnout

autistic retards and self inserts on suicide watch lmao

I hear the cars a-comin'
They're rollin' round the bend
And I think I ain't been outside
Since I don't know when
I'm stuck in my open prison
And time keeps draggin' on
But those cars keep on drivin'
On to their parties and homes

When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play online
But I spent a life kept inside
Now I can tell you why
When I see those people have fun
I hang my head and cry

I bet there's nines and tens
Drinkin' in those dives and bars
They're probably drinkin' white claw
And vaping mighty hard
Well I know I had it comin'
I know I can't break free
But those people keep a-movin'
And that's what tortures me

Well if I left my bedroom prison
If I stopped wastin' time
I bet I'd be a little on farther down the line
Far from my open prison
That's where I want to be
And then all those other people
They will want to see me

>>211749341
Dan seth and letty 2 are the Jimmyfags

Not a chance Freddy isn't final 2, right?

Xena > Direnc

any choice other than seth to get kicked is retarded

>>211749398
That doesn’t mean sex you dumb nigger

>>211749324
that look she has on the collar photo.. man

>>211749382
WTF SAM DO SOMETHING

>Freddy constantly doing shit to keep his stox up
>everyone else just waits for him to do something
Oh lol, makes sense why he's on top.

>>211749242
that would actually be a highlight of his entire life

>>211749196
Ouch

>>211749323
facts brother

>>211749398
yea this one lol

reminder, they will do fishtoy "black dudes for freddie"

Candy count?
>it's all fucked

>>211749408
>kick is notorious
every single major stream and platform is rife with viewbots

>>211749437
What?

>>211749439
oh you sweet summer child

>>211749414
scary eyes

>>211749364
I seriously don't know what I will do when jet ruins the show again by eliminating fred/daniel. I think I may lose it from anger alone

I wanna hang out with some literally mes and watch fishtank, but all my friends are fags.
Im trying to be at a bar, watching this shit with you losers. Would be kino

>>211749391
>I accept your concession

>>211749432
depends how bad he fucks up

freddy has the biggest lolcow potential

fred's a 40 year old 5 ft faggot competing against retarded 20 year olds

>>211749385
Lots of water is great, stay hydrated. I'll share a secondary secret though: lots of celery makes it the opaque white like porn actors, as opposed to a little clear.

They all know freddy has to be on his hands and knees, and is only allowed to leave the pad to go to the bathroom, but none of the fish are enforcing this rule on freddy
they're fucking retarded

>>211749312
zinc is absolutely it but you specifically want zinc picolinate
zinc oxide (yes the really cheap one) will give you a stomach ache at massive wad doses

>>211749367
just pull the plug then

new fishtoy

Feels wrong to do the same to ellie

>>211749356
Rules don't Matta. None of this matters.

Why don't they have an actual dog house this time? It helped center the idea that people had to stay there. Instead the bell is right there so Freddy can just ring it constantly while he's in the "Dog House" fucking failure whoever set that shit up wigger brains

Tuned out for a second. How did Aryeh let this happen? Literally just needs to sit upstairs by himself and away from Freddy holy shit

Why are Arye and Daniel even doing downstairs?
Fortify a bedroom and protect your candy

>>211749464
They lived in opposite parts of the country dumbass

>nobody even takes his candy on the floor
these contestants suck shit, can't even perform when Freddy serves content up on a plate for them.

TRVKE: This season would be kino if there was 0.4 Seconds left on the clock in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. The coach looks at you. I'm the coach. I look at you and say, kid, the balls coming to you. What are you going to do in that moment? Are you going to trip on your shoe laces and dissapoint your mom. Or are you going to show out and put a parade on in your city yeahhhhh. If you'd do the latter, you are welcome to join G7. If you're G4 like Adin Ross you can still watch and try out again at a later date. G7. It's a Mindset, you know?

>>211749439
Yes it does and she’s here and doesn’t deny it

>>211749481
Zinc will only give you a tummy ache on an empty stomach, take it with food and you're fine

>>211749447
It's really simple
He makes the audience laugh

>>211749396
squatting on a dirty floor of a grocery store? why would anyone post this

>>211749453
>he thinks Jet's site number is real

>>211749404
Having a mansion for S3 was the only way to make it possible to gaslight the normies into thinking its an actual production and not a bunch of gassed up wiggers copying notes from /ftl/ threads

>>211749463
seth sucks. Everyone else offers something and he offers nothing. It needs to be rigged for him to lose.

>>211749439
no ur right we gotta get a DNA sample from her pussy first just to be sure
>>211749458

>>211749416
That's a great one but it fucking stinks.

tf is fucking autistic as fuck

I will tune back into fishtank when the actual elimination happens, if there's no drama, back to prison stream

Abi and Claire both had sex with Jet and he made them like his pootube this is fact

memescreen

>>211749494
Darius is going to rape Shoovy

>>211749493
jet sperged out on freddy yesterday so he will probably get eliminated

Angie simps are so fucked up man holy shit

>>211749490
>>211749492
She is 100% freaky lol

Apologize.

>>211749176
THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF

>>211749510
She’s not here

Aryeh is my comfort character.

>>211749367
nah they're 100% doing it, you can thank seth for saying they probably wouldn't do it so they're gonna do it out of spite now

Anyone else notice how Daniel let Aryeh get completely fucked over?

>BANG BANG
>BANG

>>211749447
this lol nobody else is even doing anything, wtf do they think is gonna happen?

How long are the wiggers going to have the candy bit going? this shit is boring as fuck

>>211749502
no one on this show is ever cutthroat and when they are production punishes them which is why it's always so fucking boring

every fishtank season has a girl who's a solid 7 to 9 and seething fags hate her and lust after a middling 4 instead because even in their fantasies they can't land the hot one

>>211749196
kaw IS law!

I like Ellie, but she's 18, obviously the next one to go

>>211749288
Even if he loses,he has won

>>211749541
STRIKE FAFO JET

>>211749176
Fuck is wrong with this faggot

>>211749558
Maybe not this very second but she lurks and knows we all know

>>211749527
i never smelled it. ive always taken it in a capsule. NAC is great for mental stuff too which is why i take it

>blackassdave cannot stop running his blackassmouth
ngmi, henry aryan brotherhood to the moon

>>211749492
The fidget plug always gets me

>>211749546
I don't like her but she is better the Ellie.

>>211749576
and that would be...?

>>211749490
>>211749492
Stop trying to normalize sex toys amongst based chuddies

>>211749572
Retarded take

>>211749564
absolutely, he stole all of his candy after arye helped him get his candy back, and then pretended that autists need to stay together

>>211749182
Absolutely

People rulefagging about a contest run by people who change the rules on a whim is silly behavior

>>211749182
Absolutely.
S2 was really the best
>Cool website
>Colorful comfy house
>Kino lighting
>A real fishtank in B3, great ASMR at night
>Lots of great camera placements
>Fucking bathroom cams
>Really fun non-simp fishtoys like pep talks, loot crates, cigarette delivery, forced dates
>Best Goldstriker
>Best freeloaders
>Complete house transformation and destruction by the end of the season

>HOW ABOUT YOU FIND THE KEY BLACK DAVE AND STOP BITCHING
this is good practice for shoovy's inevitable prison sentence this winter, desu

>>211749506
I look at the coach. I'm the coach.

>>211749575
When has production ever punished them for being cutthroat?

>>211749572
Until sam shows up

>>211749511
this is true of any zinc, you need some fat in there for absorption, but zinc oxide fucks me up every time
i can take up to 200mg of zinc picolinate with no side effects other than becoming massively horny within an hour

>>211749566
daniel is just following her again
>i knwow shes up toh someting

>>211749502
angie and seth were having their way with it, aryeh is pissed at angie for it

Who was cheating and how

Did Areyh lose his bag or what? How did the candy get spilled?

>>211749097 (OP)
Where’d Daniel put his candy?

Current groups are:
Freddy + Angie
Direnc + Ellie + Aryeh
Daniel + Aryeh

just sent angie some elimination candy

fingers crossed

>>211749564
Daniew is the bwains and awye is the bwawns and the brain is the stwongest muscle

Sometimes dogs get off the chain, it is what it is.


Hail to the king, baby.

>>211749572
just watch the prison stream until its elimination time

REMINDER THAT FRED SAID HE WAS RAPED LAST NIGHT

>>211749401
Yeah the hair is what made me think it was him. He kept his back mostly to the camera when I first turned the stream on so I couldn't tell for sure.

>>211749608
>posteditagainaward.png

>bro let's get rid of 3 contestants in 7 days
Mentally ill homosexual Jet Fagtroon

I haven't seen a single person in this house shower. Pretty sure Dan still has egg in his hair

How will /ftl/ recover from being mogged so hard by ice?

mints trying to big dog Freddy is funny as shit, nothing about that pooner is threatening.

jet neptunes brain is smoother than a baby ass

>I worked out for 20 minutes yesterday and now I'm like sore
seth sucks so much

did they give direnc her female hygiene stuff or is she still freebleeding??

>>211749428
His incelcore Johnny Cash covers are really good. Still hoping he does a Strawberry Fields Forever cover.

I was raped

>>211749608
all of this was invalidated by the worst cast in fishtank history
cole was kinda funny but then he threw a sperg tantrum and the show was left with faggots like brian and jimmy

>>211749546
at least they aren't as annoying as ellie simps

>>211749635
daniel lisp posting keeps me sane

>>211749630
meanwhile Seth is just there

Pristine East Asian Princess v South East Monkey who sells herself off to 60 year old British men

>>211749646
>Retardaward.png

>>211749542
>ZERO fishtank girls who haven't been blacked
grim and fucked up

>>211749608
Easily the most effort put in by production for sure. FH was a close second but you could see the cracks forming near the end of the facade.

this is fucking retarded

>>211749583
>Elie gets eliminated
>family never hears from her again
>they find her drugged out and chained to the radiator in Jet's apartment 8 months later.

>>211749651
The twist is they are only keeping a few of them for space tank in 1 week, bro

>>211749546
She’s the most entertaining girl there

>>211749517
Exactly, its probably half that number

>>211749608
>worst cast ever

>>211749660
this is a white man's thread anon, not sure what you're getting at

>>211749468
I wish meetups were possible. I've tried to get my friends into fishtank but it's impossible, and they're all kinda edgy and nerdy types. They'll only watch if I join.

>>211749553
Damn, I forgot how close to skinny he got before he let it all go.

>>211749666
she? ask jimmy

>>211749608
>best goldstriker
Not even close

Freddy literally controls the house. People follow him around. Wish I could be extroverted like that desu

>>211749608
It was complete dogshit, the cast was shit, all that happened was torture. fuck off

>>211749651
5 people in the house on day 8 is insane. and dont say seth, that nigga is the most useless piece of nontent shit that i dont even consider him to be a contestant

>>211749692
Yeah, it is. Just like everything Ice Poseidon does.

>korean mafia
dduran and midman
>crips
dave and the indian
>aryan brotherhood
henry, benny, and floridaboy
>latin kings
shoovy and darius

>>211749692
Welcome to a Paul Denino production that makes Jet Neptroon look like Stanley Kubrick

>>211749610
>receding hairline at 19
grim. also I had forgotten about his charges lol

>>211749693
possible, hes the type to crash everything for the chance to be with her

>>211749447
this makes simps (especially jet) seethe more than anything

lol shoovy had the fucking key the whole time

>>211749692
It's Poseidian

I thought I’d never recover from the Jin incident, but week 1’s overall consistency is hard to ignore. I’d say it’s on par with s2 and s3 week 1, so it comes down to whatever “twist” they have in store. If it actually keeps some kind of momentum going for several more weeks, it straight up puts this season leagues above the others. But if it sucks, then we’re in the same boat as all the other seasons and honestly the high highs are missing and this will be below the other seasons. Another make or break moment Jet! What will it be this time!

>>211749546
shes so hot bro...

>>211749666
She's riding the wave.

>>211749516
she's a dirty slut
she also loves it when men pee in her mouth

>>211749692
the production quality isnt whats hyped up about these streams, but yeah going from fishtank to this is just shit

>>211749692
Looks.more interesting than pretending Mints is intimidating

retard daniel has left his bag of candy unattended

>>211749683
men can have more than one wife and concubine(s)
I do be loving asian women but brown asian women are at the TOP OF MY BOAT
yall jelly....

Freddy is entering but he constantly betrays everyone he teams up with.

>>211749546
she’s great

Accurate?

>>211749683
the difference is too much

sam was on the hodgetwins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VFTW0ieE0&feature=youtu.be
where else will he shill extreme peace?

>bangalang
>lanlak
>angelinasknight
>tylerdurden
Hearing these paypig whale faggot's names over & over is fucking TORTURE.

What type of Asian is Ellie?

>>211749651
eliminations are based and the most fun part of tank watching. go get real friends faggot

>>211749651
Been saying this since yesterday

>>211749702
Wrong
>>211749712
Even Sam admitted Judge was his favorite iteration. DURING S3
>>211749717
You're fucked in the head. Back to big brother, stupid retarded cunt faggot scum

>Stop shit testing production bro!
I fucking hate freddy but these faggots are worse

>>211749711
as if jimmy wasn't in these threads gooning himself stupid to her camshows

>>211749754
Ellie is stealing candy from literally anyone who looks away from their bag she is NOT neutral

>>211749759
Vietnamese and Korean

>>211749743
SHEEESH- wait....wheres da benis

>>211749714
>Wish I could be extroverted like that desu

All you have to do is become a coke head and fuck people over and lie so much that you eat your own shit and convince yourself that your extremely smart

>>211749712
ha ha ha! haaaaa

daniel is so gay

>>211749492
The fidget plug wouldnt even work thougheverbeit, it would graze her ass cheeks and stop it from spinning. You'd have to spread her ass cheeks wide so her asshole was completely exposed to clear an area for it to spin, and this would occupy your two free hands so then you'd be forced to try and spin it with your tongue or nose.

>>211749750
not wrench, ange or seth only the dumbass speds

>>211749725
remember when jet called himself a film director on his LinkedIn page?

>it only works on one set of cuffs
>it's a single use key
lmfaoooo ice has some kind of magic handcuff key that is single use

>>211749754
not even close as expected by redditors

>Aryeh getting negative TTS now
But he's the heckin' wholesome chungus...

>freddy is a man broke alcoholic
Get this nigger off the show already lmao

>>211749754
Jin isn't lawful and Daniel isn't chaotic, also Direnc isn't good

>>211749754
Not at all

>>211749764
Oh sorry I was wrong I guess season 2 cast was kino then my mistake

>>211749754
Except for drench being good

Oh wait, I forgot I have beer. But it's going to be warm, ugh.

>>211749754
>chaotic good rapist
>neutral good crack whore
>chaotic evil creep do-nothing

anyone turning on fred is fickle.
hes a real negga and hes been a real negga since day 1

>>211749719
No one sees Seth as anything but a freeloader. You simply can't bring in real contestants past day 1. No one will ever support him, no one will see him as competition.
Even if he makes muh content, he isn't a contestant. He isn't going to win. If he gets eliminated people will just be confused why we are eliminating freeloaders now.

> i'm a reggae drummer
36 years old and he's still not sure what kind of drummer he is

>>211749664
I thought bro worked at Amazon and Fedex. Dont these jobs require physical work? wtf was he doing?

>>211749809
Good.

>>211749801
what the fuck do you fags even want from this show?

>>211749630
Angie is in a free for all but she's not gonna attack anyone first

why am I even watching this
they are literally just idling

>>211749754
rachel is chaotic neutral
drench is chaotic evil
angie is neutral evil

So what stops a fish from just going up to a fish right now and take their candy bag by force?

>>211749822
hes the fakest fuck in the house

this was the best tts all season

>>211749754
Maybe chaotic neutral for Freddy. There is no right and wrong, just satisfying his pathetic junkie loser addictions.

ice is always so cringe when he tries to play a character or present game show stuff

>>211749754
Jin would have absolutely stolen candy from angie just because. That's chaotic. He doesn't care about social norms at all. He has zero shame.

kick that reddit cunt drench

>>211749844
Literally nothing.

>>211749832
you get sore for maxing out your muscles

Meanwhile Ice is shooting people with bb's

>>211749572
It forces conflict shithead, and the stox encourage doing shit to make the audience like you. That stuff is the least of the S4s problems

How will Aryeh react when he sees him enter the tank?

he's gonna win

>>211749608
it was a bad cast (except for summer)

Jet would never shoot the fish

>Ice gets fed up with them already
>pulls out a fucking gun
>leaves
>opens the door slot and shoots them through it

>>211749754
not at all
this cast can fulfill it whole, many people fit one type, and some types have no representation in this cast

>>211749835
they want simpcuckboringtank

bill ottman reluctant to open the lms stream but surprisingly enjoying it after watching a few minutes

>>211749853
Hes so retarded trying to artificially force dynamics

Arye's gonna take Angie's candy

At this point, Daniel HAS to betray Aryeh.

>>211749873
hope the jewgolem snaps his faggot neck desu

>>211749870
his show has more potential because they dont include women and neuter challenges to cater to them

fishtank and ftl was literally birthed from ice poseidons womb

>>211749825
>people will just be confused
Are you really going to pretend the audience knows whats going on?

>>211749870
which is appealing to his audience of 14 year old social pariah mutants?

What's it like being an alcoholic 36 year old millennial loser?

Aryeh kino time

>>211749878
>>211749884
i'm watching just a few minutes and this already feels 100x more soulful and it reminds me of the good old ice and old sam days.

>>211749754
ellie should be in evil

>>211749671
everyday of ur life?

>>211749757
Sam said in this that Fuentes will be on Fishtank

>>211749876
zero shot but place your bet and make a 17x if u really think so

>>211749844
Fear of retaliation
Also if they are too agressive they might get in trouble

>>211749877
nah

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM

fishtank might not be good but having to pretend ice posideons version is any better is worse

>>211749825
he isnt even a good freeloader he just blends into the fucking walls. a waste of space. get him the fuck outta there get vance in to give him an elimination gem or some shit

>>211749908
Fun, apparently. Better than being Daniel, that's for sure

>>211749908
feels good man

>>211749857
jin didnt like angie because she was an annoying pickme bitch
i dont think him stealing from her would be random or out of the ordinary at all

>>211749870
that's fucking insane dude. that's so fucking intense and crazy. he shot them with bb's?? do the police know? I can't believe how literally insane and crazy and insane that is

UPDATE
ANGIE JUST STOOD UP AND IS MOVING TO THE KITCHEN
UPDATE
SHE TURNED AROUND IS HEADING BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM
UPDATE
ARYEH IS MESSING WITH ANGIE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

we're advancing the culture and going on the hodgetwins podcast

Why can't women associated with this show just be cool and not hoes

don’t touch me dude

>>211749923
Isnt that what happened to Areyh though?

>>211749905
Yeah it's more entertaining than anything Jet has come up with in the past week

>>211749877
summer is ugly

>>211749920
How is their “zero shot” lmao why do you think stupid doughy gook niggers are going to win

>>211749664
First time you ever start working out for real, you'll be sore as fuck. Clearly, you're a DYEL. Post calluses

DARK ARYEH
>DARK ARYEH
DARK ARYEH
>DARK ARYEH
DARK ARYEH

why theyre just sitting there? jet you fat fuck, make them do some challenges, you adopted fuck

>>211749924
summytime push ups

>>211749668
yeah, that'd be great. I think long haired redneck by david allan coe can easily be turned into an incelcore/fishtank song too. hope he reads this.

>>211749754
Ellie is an evil chink

>>211749919
Based hes the goat

>>211749908
>still has a more interesting life and gets more pussy than the best zoomer

>>211749912
Absolutely would

Imagine arguing about who’s show is better Jet Neptroon or Kike Poseidon kek

>>211749835
they want a sperg circlejerk and all the women to suck up to the simps

>>211749946
rachel was atleast funny

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>they don't know I'm dualscreening fishtank and last man standing
>they don't know I'm postinf about both

im so glad the goblin poster told angie to put her hair up...

>>211749942
sorry what did jet do last?

I know last night he came in and raised his voice at Freddy for flagrantly breaking the rules and arguing.

Then came back up and apologized and gave him a beer and was pleading "we cool bro? we cool freddy?"

>>211749868
wape

kek at ben running with them

>>211749938
Maybe neutral then.

>>211749983
truuuuu

Anyone else feel like the day of an elimination is the worst part of fishtank? It just feels like a stall of content.

Literally me once Angelica leaves the tank.

>>211749692
Fishtank at its worse is still better than Ice Poseidian at his best and that is a fact.

>>211749903
Audience knows more than the production. Audience will instinctively know that Seth isn't a contestant. He wasn't there on day 1 or 2 or 3 or 4. He isn't a contestant.
Viewers instinctively know that freeloaders don't get eliminated. Their confusion will make sense.
Jet is the one who doesn't know what is going on.

>>211749959
summytime bong hits

>>211749912
what a sexy cutie

What the fuck

>>211749919
the retarded leftist outs himself

>>211749912
>pov: ck is your cellmate

>>211749963
lol you're that fat retard that brags about deadlifting and posts about how much you love burt's body aren't you

drum the back of angelikas stupid fucking face

>>211749985
thanks

fucking kek @ aryeh the giant lumbering golem

>>211749908
It looks pathetic. Hopefully he'll die outside of the tank

>>211749642
dude

>>211750007
kek beat me to it

The Jew chases Angie so autisticly

anything good did I miss today

>>211749961
cuz henry is a crybaby and was the first to leave the last prison stream after 12 hours, thats why he has the worst odds on stake

>>211749927
agreed, also they dont have ellie

arye just fucing run over seth
not like he would even react

>>211749920
LENRY IS DUE, I SWEAR.

Golem and goblin bartering

>>211750011
The audience doesn't even know why jin was kicked

>>211750022
Thank you, Paul

>>211750027
what's your beef

>>211749998
BB'S????? ON TELEVISION??????

>>211750012
that'll help her mental health issues for sure!

aryeh is a full-blown retard

Where is Daniel?

I miss morty and trump tts.

How did aryehs candy get stolen?

>>211750005
Sam is Live somewhere else I think and Jet is at the movie theater watching a zombie movie. Ofc they are stalling

i predict that "age" will get to freddie more than anything else
"old man freddy"
"rock geezer freddy"
"old man freddy rockin around the clock"

I like how Seth stole his candy too and noone say anything. So forgettable

Angie running away made me hard again

>>211750047
based gambabrain

>>211750011
During season 2 they eliminated a freeloader(taylor) instead of a fish(TJ) both fish and freeloaders were up to elimination. NOBODY CARES

>>211749821
Anons believe rape allegations now?

>>211750071
Ellie must have been so fat and lost weight, thats why all her clothes are 3x too big

>>211750057
why's she always tapping her leg

>>211750073
ghost of pinky pie

somehow seth is even more forgettable than ellie

>>211750057
>early onset parkinson's disease
tragic, but i will take care of her if i must

>>211750071
CUTE ELLIE

>>211749919
Can't wait to call him a faggot through tts.

>>211750077
I reckon you're right

wtf is angie doing

>>211750074
If you're talking about Sam on the hodge twins, it was shot when he was west coast for Extreme Peace.

AUTISTS TOGETHER STRONG

>>211750083
He was definitely being held at gunpoint

>>211750099
this is bait right?

>>211750073
freddy ripped open his backpack and dumped it everywhere, twice

>>211750077
Is he the oldest fish? Binx got shit for being 32 and acting younger, Freddy is nearly 40 acting like he's 25

>>211750073
Freddy threw it all over the room.

-ACK

>>211750049
Audience thinks Jin got kicked for making /r9k/ comments and disrespecting Jet.
I don't think Jet knows why he kicked Jin. If pressed I think he would say something like
>uh.. the vibes were off, dunno, think we needed uhhh someone else
Jet isn't sentient enough to even read his own emotions and understand why he does what he does

ice posideon just dropped a bucket of green nickelodeon slime goop on someone after getting their permission to do so!
are we sure this shit is even legal?

>>211749692
Remember when ip fags hyped up the that island survival stream and they gave up after 6 hours? Hilarious. Fagseidon literally cannot compete with a drug addicted bosnian rapist

>>211750099
Zoomers all dress like this retard

>>211750077
nah he thinks it's "cool" to eternally act like a college-age burnout chasing "dreams"

>>211750100
she’s pissmaxxing

>>211750099
that's just zoomer fashion, they like baggy things

>>211749825
if he was entertaining then people would have seen him as a contestant

>>211750073
He left his bag unguarded like a retard

>>211750012
>Have psychotic episodes
>Smoke psychotic drugs
All too common nowadays. Then they start taking anti-psychotics and wondering "why do I have these problems?, lol"

I’m bored it’s almost evening time, when is content happening

>>211750099
nah women just wear severely oversized clothes

wait....where did angie go?!

>>211750077
The Molly sexual assault stuff stirs him up big when hes drunk. Faggot Seth ruined the Stickermule bit by telling Freddy it was fans pretending to fuck with him

>>211749835
Their self inserts are getting hard mogged and have competition from a normie so theyre mad

>>211750120
this is confirmed

>>211749651
First time?

>>211749977
Ice is actually funny sometimes
he's more like Sam than Neptroon

https://youtu.be/all5SvV6ZSM

https://youtu.be/noXjr9he0Ds

>>211750079
He was quick with it tho lol.

nobody is going to be able to outdo freddy, frank would probably have a heart attack trying

>>211750128
We need slimetank

there's something missing from these retards' brains that make them the worst type of retards for this show

>benny already screaming "ASSAULT!!!"
god I hate this faggot

>>211750099
Loose fitting clothes are back in

Why do I love her so much?

>>211750077
why do zoomers think millennials care as much as them about aging?
it's zoomers who based their entire identity on being young, missing all the major developmental milestones

mints big bunda in those jeans is about to make me act out

>>211750133
ellie pee yummy uohhhhh

>>211750160
Who, Jet and Sam?

>>211750160
elaborate

>>211749908
The guy does rock concerts
Hes winning in life
All you autists wish you were him

Jet and Sam Neptune

>>211750169
slags are fun

>>211750103
I hate Ellie with a passion but between a nontent cute girl who has an ally and a nontent lanky faggot no one likes you can guess which one I'd rather stays

How long is this candy shit going?

owkay guwys who stowle my candy!?

>>211750133
oh right i almost forgot

>voidxway thank you for the candy
Creature sending candy to Freddy?

>16 hours in a row of freddy being the dog with everyone else just sitting around him waiting for him to do something
jet I think your show might be broken bro

>>211750079
he's stolen from Angie, Daniel, Freddy and now Aryeh. nothing against the other girls

>>211750135
He would be seen as an entertaining freeloader. There is nothing anyone can do to make someone this late to fishtank a real contestant.

>>211750171
pretty good

>>211750123
Alex B was older I believe

>>211750137
yea weed can make you extra schizo
same with mushrooms

fighting in the prison stream already

Bennytent

>>211750195
Safe sleazy gang

>>211749692
and it still has way more viewers

>>211750167
he is the biggest lolcow of this group i think

Duster sex with CK

I don't know a single person that's an actual fan of Jet Neptune. Do you?

any pics of mints' mom?

>>211750181
He hasn't played an actual gig since 2008 retard millennial nigger

>>211750125
Of Mice And Men ending this season

Why arent these autists stealing Angela's candy

Isn't "fighting" against the Kick TOS or something? How will this prison stream thing stay up?

>Angie giving aryeh candy so daniel gets eliminated
>daniel just stands there and lets it happen
KWAB

i love zombies
i love comic con
i love daryl dixon!!!!

>>211750195
She's a good woman

>>211750171
kek based

>>211750207
First fight in the cell. BASED

>>211749912
>Brian plapped that for years
It's not fair...

>>211750144
>Seth is anti-content

>>211750221
what does he do?

>>211750217
The beautiful CK

free caroline

>>211750221
yeah, me

benny vs florida KEK

and she wears stripped shirts?!

guys...im crying right now...

>>211750178
>>211750180
aryeh and daniel. they just can't fathom the way the show works on a fundamental level. like they're actually extremely autistic and can't even function in real life

>>211750129
That was hilarious

>>211750217
You can die from that

Does anyone have a screenshot of the original count on the sheet they gave Daniel? I assume they are just going to say nothing mattered after that and still not eliminate anyone, but I'm curious.

>>211749912
Free my nigga CK

>>211750195
marriagebros....

>>211750232
kick is a gambling front run by actual indians. they don't care

>>211750221
only discord e girls like ellie and josie are his fans

>>211750251
Goranian

Why are you still watching? Is it a sex thing for you? It is for me.

>>211750195
Probably, they're both aging scumbag druggies

>>211750217
Maybe sometime inside will do her good

>>211750252
Benny already getting jumped

>>211750221
I wouldn't call myself a fan of Jet but I think we have a similar sense of humor. He seems to find dumb things funny and so do I

HOW MUCH CAN YOU FIGHT ON KICK WITHOIT GETTING UR STREAM TAKEN DOWN ANSWER ME PLEASE

nuke this faggot

>>211750221
They’re all female

this season feels so low effort :(

>>211750278
thats just mints tho

it finally clicked in direnc's head that freddy is perfect for this show and now she can't stay mad at him lol

>>211750291
depends who you are
Ice is one of their biggest draws so they usually don't ban him

>>211750294
Benny will leave first

>>211750265
clenching her skull while I flex every drop of nut into her mouth and then leave immediately

Bathroom cams? finally we can watch Ellie pee :')

>>211750294
stop posting low effort normieslop

>>211750221
Josie Martinez

>>211749011
this one is ai right? i can't tell daym
>>211749608
ya true fishtank peaked with s2

>>211750273
I thought ppls streams have been taken down for it I know Letty looked away from. Fighting in korea

>>211750217
God will cut her down

>he is a *autistic sigh* bad man
the golem knows

>>211750291
as ice? as much as you want. as anyone else? zero tolerance.

>>211750047
If Daniel is eliminated Im gonna fuck a dude

>>211750262
it is so out of date but this was it

Direnc = 231
Freddy = 230 (they didnt actually count it)
Angie = 229
Ellie = 178
Seth = 142
Aryeh = 136
Daniel = 32

>>211750304
>she still tries to fuck him over and get him out at every turn

>>211750195
He couldn’t be more her type of man

>>211750174
to be fair freddy acts like he's 20

>Daniel is still obsessed with taking Angie's shit
Does he not know Drench robbed him?

>>211750255
nah theyre cool, its just Jets dogshit production making em low energy and bored

>>211750321
Nufag?

Who or what is Mints?

>>211750321
Keep watching people sitting on the couch. We'll watch retards actually fight

>>211750338
We know Jimmy.

>>211750327
yes it's ai and vgr is a retarded asshole and you should all be meaner to him

>>211750302
apple (bottom) didn't fall far from the tree

>>211750347
a 20 year old millennial, yeah

>>211750340
that's how it should be for the most part, they're clearly cool with each other but are just playing the game. direnc even told him she wants him out because he's the biggest competition, something that fishtank contestants somehow rarely understand

>>211750340
no shit they're still competitors

Prison stream awesome atm

>>211750112
She chose her alliance with freddy and seth, but is paying up after being extorted by aryeh

>>211750360
Mints is a giant ass with a person attached to it

>>211750321
that wasn't a picture of friendtank tho?

>>211750360
the redhead widda fatty

>>211750373
cryogenically preserved since he cast his vote for obama

>>211750262
>>211750339
if I had to guess I would say the current ranking is
Direnc
Seth/Ellie/Angie
Daniel/Aryeh
Freddy

>>211750321
>im not a hecking normie because i watch people get candy and toys delivered to them by cringe wiggers

>>211750221
I can appreciate Jet's attitude of not being scared to try and fail. But when Fishtank barely improves technologically or content wise since the beginning, I feel like he doesn't learn from his failures. Being really passionate about reality TV shows isn't going to fix the problems plaguing your show. Or maybe I am giving all of this too much credit and really is nothing more than a cynical paypig/whale abuse and real estate flipping scheme.

>>211750385
any hot girls?

>>211749743
sauce?

>>211750321
tourist

Baker?

seth is team freddy but I think they just wanted to call seth a faggot again

>>211750385
this is just the florida and benny beef lmao, hasn't even gotten into the shoovy darius shit

I'm predicting a double elimination of Angie and Seth tonight.

>>211749754
lawful good: Aryeh
neutral good: Daniel
chaotic good: Freddie
lawful neutral: Seth
true neutral: Jin
chaotic neutral: Rachel
lawful evil: Drench
neutral evil: Ellie
chaotic evil: Angie

Why do they hate Seth all the sudden

>>211750351
He's desperate to prove that he isn't simping for her even though it just proves that he thinks about her constantly

>>211750414
ON IT

>>211750321
Holy newfag, you got baited so hard.

>>211750408
Yeah as guards

>>211750422
Ellie and Seth if anything.

>>211750408
We've had 3 fist fights in 15 minutes

>>211750221
I'd like fishtank if he wasn't invovled

>>211750428
he's a freeloader essentially

>>211750428
He's nontent. All he does is flex his no existant muscles and point

Those are not the teams you fucking retards.

>>211750410
wood babi

>>211750385
Yes

>>211750337
>>211750315

Ty

Does Daniel know that Drenc took his candy?

>>211749754
ellie and angie are objectively the most evil people there

What happened after Daniel failed to sabotage everyone?

>>211750370
yea he's objectively a massive cuck beyta, dude got used for money, catfished, cucked (by jet of all people and almost tj) ridiculed and he was still simping lmao

b-b-b-bakerrr

>>211750428
who?

new >>211750453

>Please watch my favorite twitch streamer. He super skibidi pog champ
lol. lmao

>>211750422
I predict no elimination because Rachel left

>>211750451
he's scared of her anyways, he wouldn't do shit

>>211750446
these fags pay zero attention to the actual show, it's why they let snitch tts through, it's why they get rid of the wrong people all the time, they actively fuck up the show by having zero understandings of the dynamics

>>211750451
Dont think so. Dont think he knows Ellie or Seth did too.

>>211750462
the baker is busy with goblin femboy bussy

>>211750456
Freddy got fingered

>>211750428
people dont want to kick others, and he is almost a freeloader so his task can be to be kicked instead of anyone else

>>211750442
do you think she had a white bf back then

>>211750351
Daniel’s biggest obstacle, even more-so than his autism, is that he is really stupid.

>>211750448
gg

>>211750446
Yeah I'm not sure what the wiggers are trying to push but they seem to be anti-Angie

>>211749743
>bad face
>bad feet
this combo makes me completely indifferent about what's in between those key elements

>>211750339
>>211750401
Thanks.

>>211750436
that would be the best case scenario but I think ellie is too liked.

>>211750442
>you will never be 15 and she is 16 and Ellie she's slowly playing with your cock as you both watch season 1 together smoking weed on your 4k tv on your awesome couch

>>211750407
To reach new heights with S2's theming and then the entirely new concept of Famous House, literal lightning in a bottle, and then to simply redo s1 for a cash grab, it's just a money making scheme. Fucking sucks. Famous House needs some tweaks and that's it. More challenges, etc.

>>211750457
he started it just saying

rather seth leave than any of the girls

QRD on the day? I feel like I picked a good time to put the show down for a little

they should remove freddy immunity for cheating during the elimination, see if his candy saves him

>>211750648
but who will do literally nothing all day (maybe twice a day he will shout some video game quotes)

Did Daniel tell Aryeh to steal candy from Ellie

combine the cringe brain of jimmy with the boringness of vance and you have seth

Direnc just mogged Mints

>>211749428
is this one of Cole's instagram stories or did you make this

>>211750836
https://youtu.be/S_1guqa5EsQ?si=acLXKLbUvmTNGPGM

its a song he made