Summytime has begun <3 <3 <3 edition
/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Elimination tonight: top STOX immune, least candy goes home!
-- Direnc stole Daniel's candy and shared w/ Ellie, Seth and Fred. Daniel retaliated by waping Angelina
-- Seth, Ellie and Argay all claim to be virgins
-- Angie and Freddy made a fort where they're technically "under the bed" so they can smoke normally (also one of them has a weed pen)
-- Daniel took everyone's stuff to try to negotiate for candy, failed barricade, he returned everything KWAB
-- Daniel rang the bell on Freddy and beat him in a thrilling game of COIN FLIPPING! (and then destroyed the fort)
-- Ice Poseidon is LITERALLY a faggot and everything he says and does is excruciatingly retarded! Paul Denino LITERALLY sucks dicks!
-- Freddy dumped all of Aryeh's candy on the floor and everyone grabbed it like hippos, then they took Freddy's suitcase
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>>211747990
did Mints voice just crack when he said "are you listening to me?!?!"
>Freddy blatantly cheating
>BBL Mints unable to enforce the rules
freddy is not lasting much longer regardless, cant follow rules for shit
somebody max mintz out that faggot
>YOU'RE ON REALLY THIN ICE!
Season 2 house was the best house, right?
oof, sorry about that /ftl/
>>211749173i need all mints photos for science.....
>better cams
>better audio
>better challenges
>better stocks
>better inconveniences
>better ruleset
>better prize
jet lost
If the show gets better I will watch it. If it continues to suck I will watch Ice's prison stream. Simple as
FUENTES IS CONF FOR THE TANK, CHECK TWITTER
>angie and seth getting all aryeh's candy while he rides on top of freddy
kek
director/ptz is a real wizard
why didnt they just make it so if you leave the doghouse youre eliminated? I dont like that freddys cheating but its inevitable
they are just wrestling on the floor to steal fishbucks now
wiggas need to do something unironically
>>211749097 (OP)Summer is soo cute!
daniel is just so fucking pathetic man
just unreal to watch
>>211749182All they have to do is theme it really. It's not even that difficult. Anyone who says the minimalism is good is retarded.
>>211749131Probably, zesty little doughboy
Best fucking season. Calling it now.
Every time I look away someone has spilled all of their candy everywhere fuck are these niggas doing???
>Mintz the janny getting pissed over Freddy
Mints cannot command authority
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>>211749217are they allowed to steal fishbucks now?
damn daniel really letting ayre down
>angie i know yu downt wike me...
>>211749196surely you guys could support your own thread if the stream is so big then yeah?
>Jew tries to mog
>smashes his head
kek
>>211749182they ruined it though we can never retvrn
Did anything interesting happen so far?
I barely tuned in this season. Fishtank seamed to peak during the first 2-3 weeks of season 3. I doubt Jet being an incompetent braindead fuck planned ahead for this season and did any major improvements unlike the previous 3 seasons. The humor and challanges are getting really stale at this point. I really do not understand why jet thinks fantank is a good idea. It is much more entertaining watching normies who never heard about sam hyde and the show get tormented rather than nu-mde fans who know what to expect.
Why doesn't jet keep and improve on sruff that worked previous seasons and get rid of those that didn't? Do paypigs pay enough for jet to not give a fuck?
mints does the same tommy pickles waddle shadi does, hopefully he's not left alone with jimmy
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>>211749182s2 was the best, but had the highest expectations and faggy discord gayops. in retrospect after 3 seasons and this it's way above the bar
>if jin was still around he would ring the bell to free freddy
we lost a real one
>>211749154Dog got off the leash
Keep control of your dog
>Nothing happening
>Take dog for walk
>Come back
>Everyone fighting and running around
What the fuck did I miss?
daniel and aryeh both sperging out while getting absolutely mogged by team freddy lol
>>211749136no, in ice's scavenger hunt he bragged about how there were genius tier puzzles and tricks and hints that he designed himself, and the first clue to some stupid fucking puzzle that could only have been designed by a certified retard (it was designed by ice) was just a green hot dog
>>211749204what're the prizes?
>>211749248They weren't in S3, but who knows for S4.
>>211749196Buy an ad or cast Jon, those are your only two options
>>211749233I think the cast is actually good this time
>>211749268>he thinks the number on the site is real
>>211749182>perfect looping square downstairs >perfect size >least echo >comfy design >best confessional >bar cam >best camera angles Not even close. S2 house was PEAK
Is there some sort of way to isolate Mints' ass genes and transfer them to female embryos to create a new race of phat ass women? Asking for a friend.
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>FREDDY, PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. I'M THE JANNY NOW
/bant/ lore for those who didn't follow it:
Abi's yellow rotting tooth was eaten by her dog.
>>211749262Common Aryeh W
bros what was the supplements to get way bigger loads? magnesium?
Is that Hyubsama or some other randomly generated fat Korean
>>211749255first off, newfag. second, no it's more fun to piss you nontent cucks off
>>211749097 (OP)HOLY SHIT WHY DONT THESE FAGGOTS FUCK WITH ANGELINA AND SETH
this is what aryeh gets for being a simp
>>211749154it ripped from him being pulled
freddyfags are the jimmyfaggots of this season
>nooo u cant hate him he's da content!!!!
>>211749317>the coach looks at you>I'm the coach
I'm shipping freddy with mints. I bet he could mess up those bratty white boy cheeks.
>>211749312I have a super secret one no one talks about, which is way better. But you can also try zinc.
This show has sucked me back in ffs
whats the point of the dog house if the rules don't matter
>>211749255Jet monitors these threads and if he sees people tuning out maybe he will actually do something to improve the show
>>211749268>it's realwtf?
>kick the guy who was just getting his groove going in causing conflict and being controversial (clip of him peeking up angie's skirt went viral on xitter)
>replace him with a superfan whose favorite season is S2 that does literally fucking nothing all day except actively try to stop conflict from happening and shout out site chatters and paypigs by name
>seethe at the nontent retard because you're a fat fucking retarded baby that can't handle someone lightly ribbing you over your /r9k/ history
>alright guys so because we lost rachel, elimination tonight is cancelled
>>211749182Nah, I stopped watching S2 pretty early because I'd often get lost switching cams (and because I had a job so I couldn't watch it all day, unlike S1). S1 house was great because every room had some easily identifiable landmark that would make it very easy to navigate and find what you were looking for, despite how janky the site was on S1.
femboy mints getting mogged hard kek
>>211749319Would you rather be mints or Daniel. I dont think I could walk around with a body like that
Hi Mints
MARKY MARKY MARKY BIG PURPLE BIG PURPLE
He was so pissed too haha Jet and Sam aren't even there are they?
>>211749351ahh zinc. also share secret. lots of water?
NO
DON'T DO ANYTHING
IT'S FRIENDTANK NOT FISHTANK
>>211749327the latter, last I heard of hyub he was still orbiting letty
>>211749331I accept your concession
>>211749324jus wook at dat bwooty
>time to go old yeller on this faggot chihuahua
when a dog gets loose shit goes down
>>211749312I've seen it said that Zinc is good for that.
>>211749075it said something like "go ahead tell everyone about me and jet" from abi to claire
>>211749327it's joel's friend DuranTV
I thought it was Hyub too at first even though I knew Hyub wasn't supposed to be in this again, cause he bleached his hair just like Hyub
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>>211749182The vibes were unmatched. S3 cast in S2 house would've been perfect.
>>211749312Zinc + lots of water
>>211749298lmao retard they're both fake
kick is notorious for botting the shit out of channels
>>211749196kek, whose got the key
need dan to go wape mode on angie stat
>>211749356The rules only matter for people that don't remind Jet of Cole
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freddy is the new rachel
stop screaming you faggot burnout
autistic retards and self inserts on suicide watch lmao
I hear the cars a-comin'
They're rollin' round the bend
And I think I ain't been outside
Since I don't know when
I'm stuck in my open prison
And time keeps draggin' on
But those cars keep on drivin'
On to their parties and homes
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play online
But I spent a life kept inside
Now I can tell you why
When I see those people have fun
I hang my head and cry
I bet there's nines and tens
Drinkin' in those dives and bars
They're probably drinkin' white claw
And vaping mighty hard
Well I know I had it comin'
I know I can't break free
But those people keep a-movin'
And that's what tortures me
Well if I left my bedroom prison
If I stopped wastin' time
I bet I'd be a little on farther down the line
Far from my open prison
That's where I want to be
And then all those other people
They will want to see me
>>211749341Dan seth and letty 2 are the Jimmyfags
Not a chance Freddy isn't final 2, right?
any choice other than seth to get kicked is retarded
>>211749398That doesn’t mean sex you dumb nigger
>>211749324that look she has on the collar photo.. man
>>211749382WTF SAM DO SOMETHING
>Freddy constantly doing shit to keep his stox up
>everyone else just waits for him to do something
Oh lol, makes sense why he's on top.
>>211749242that would actually be a highlight of his entire life
>>211749398yea this one lol
reminder, they will do fishtoy "black dudes for freddie"
Candy count?
>it's all fucked
>>211749408>kick is notoriousevery single major stream and platform is rife with viewbots
>>211749439oh you sweet summer child
>>211749364I seriously don't know what I will do when jet ruins the show again by eliminating fred/daniel. I think I may lose it from anger alone
I wanna hang out with some literally mes and watch fishtank, but all my friends are fags.
Im trying to be at a bar, watching this shit with you losers. Would be kino
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>>211749391>I accept your concession
>>211749432depends how bad he fucks up
freddy has the biggest lolcow potential
fred's a 40 year old 5 ft faggot competing against retarded 20 year olds
>>211749385Lots of water is great, stay hydrated. I'll share a secondary secret though: lots of celery makes it the opaque white like porn actors, as opposed to a little clear.
They all know freddy has to be on his hands and knees, and is only allowed to leave the pad to go to the bathroom, but none of the fish are enforcing this rule on freddy
they're fucking retarded
>>211749312zinc is absolutely it but you specifically want zinc picolinate
zinc oxide (yes the really cheap one) will give you a stomach ache at massive wad doses
>>211749367just pull the plug then
Feels wrong to do the same to ellie
>they think the elimination won't be rigged
>>211749356Rules don't Matta. None of this matters.
Why don't they have an actual dog house this time? It helped center the idea that people had to stay there. Instead the bell is right there so Freddy can just ring it constantly while he's in the "Dog House" fucking failure whoever set that shit up wigger brains
Tuned out for a second. How did Aryeh let this happen? Literally just needs to sit upstairs by himself and away from Freddy holy shit
Why are Arye and Daniel even doing downstairs?
Fortify a bedroom and protect your candy
>>211749464They lived in opposite parts of the country dumbass
>nobody even takes his candy on the floor
these contestants suck shit, can't even perform when Freddy serves content up on a plate for them.
TRVKE: This season would be kino if there was 0.4 Seconds left on the clock in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. The coach looks at you. I'm the coach. I look at you and say, kid, the balls coming to you. What are you going to do in that moment? Are you going to trip on your shoe laces and dissapoint your mom. Or are you going to show out and put a parade on in your city yeahhhhh. If you'd do the latter, you are welcome to join G7. If you're G4 like Adin Ross you can still watch and try out again at a later date. G7. It's a Mindset, you know?
>>211749439Yes it does and she’s here and doesn’t deny it
>>211749481Zinc will only give you a tummy ache on an empty stomach, take it with food and you're fine
>>211749447It's really simple
He makes the audience laugh
>>211749396squatting on a dirty floor of a grocery store? why would anyone post this
>>211749453>he thinks Jet's site number is real
>>211749404Having a mansion for S3 was the only way to make it possible to gaslight the normies into thinking its an actual production and not a bunch of gassed up wiggers copying notes from /ftl/ threads
>is seth a new name I thought it was in the bible
>>211749463seth sucks. Everyone else offers something and he offers nothing. It needs to be rigged for him to lose.
>how mints sees himself rn
>>211749439no ur right we gotta get a DNA sample from her pussy first just to be sure
>>211749458
>>211749416That's a great one but it fucking stinks.
tf is fucking autistic as fuck
I will tune back into fishtank when the actual elimination happens, if there's no drama, back to prison stream
Abi and Claire both had sex with Jet and he made them like his pootube this is fact
>STOP FUCKING CHEATING YOU'RE ON THIN ICE
>>211749494Darius is going to rape Shoovy
>>211749493jet sperged out on freddy yesterday so he will probably get eliminated
Angie simps are so fucked up man holy shit
>>211749490>>211749492She is 100% freaky lol
>>211749176THE GLOVES ARE COMING OFF
>>211749510She’s not here
Aryeh is my comfort character.
>>211749367nah they're 100% doing it, you can thank seth for saying they probably wouldn't do it so they're gonna do it out of spite now
Anyone else notice how Daniel let Aryeh get completely fucked over?
>>211749447this lol nobody else is even doing anything, wtf do they think is gonna happen?
How long are the wiggers going to have the candy bit going? this shit is boring as fuck
>>211749502no one on this show is ever cutthroat and when they are production punishes them which is why it's always so fucking boring
every fishtank season has a girl who's a solid 7 to 9 and seething fags hate her and lust after a middling 4 instead because even in their fantasies they can't land the hot one
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I like Ellie, but she's 18, obviously the next one to go
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>>211749288Even if he loses,he has won
>>211749541STRIKE FAFO JET
>>211749176Fuck is wrong with this faggot
>>211749558Maybe not this very second but she lurks and knows we all know
>>211749527i never smelled it. ive always taken it in a capsule. NAC is great for mental stuff too which is why i take it
>blackassdave cannot stop running his blackassmouth
ngmi, henry aryan brotherhood to the moon
>>211749492The fidget plug always gets me
>>211749546I don't like her but she is better the Ellie.
>>211749576and that would be...?
>>211749490>>211749492Stop trying to normalize sex toys amongst based chuddies
>>211749564absolutely, he stole all of his candy after arye helped him get his candy back, and then pretended that autists need to stay together
People rulefagging about a contest run by people who change the rules on a whim is silly behavior
>>211749182Absolutely.
S2 was really the best
>Cool website>Colorful comfy house>Kino lighting>A real fishtank in B3, great ASMR at night>Lots of great camera placements>Fucking bathroom cams>Really fun non-simp fishtoys like pep talks, loot crates, cigarette delivery, forced dates>Best Goldstriker>Best freeloaders>Complete house transformation and destruction by the end of the season
>HOW ABOUT YOU FIND THE KEY BLACK DAVE AND STOP BITCHING
this is good practice for shoovy's inevitable prison sentence this winter, desu
>>211749506I look at the coach. I'm the coach.
>>211749575When has production ever punished them for being cutthroat?
>>211749572Until sam shows up
>>211749511this is true of any zinc, you need some fat in there for absorption, but zinc oxide fucks me up every time
i can take up to 200mg of zinc picolinate with no side effects other than becoming massively horny within an hour
>>211749566daniel is just following her again
>i knwow shes up toh someting
>>211749502angie and seth were having their way with it, aryeh is pissed at angie for it
Did Areyh lose his bag or what? How did the candy get spilled?
>>211749097 (OP)Where’d Daniel put his candy?
Current groups are:
Freddy + Angie
Direnc + Ellie + Aryeh
Daniel + Aryeh
just sent angie some elimination candy
fingers crossed
>>211749564Daniew is the bwains and awye is the bwawns and the brain is the stwongest muscle
Sometimes dogs get off the chain, it is what it is.
Hail to the king, baby.
>>211749572just watch the prison stream until its elimination time
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REMINDER THAT FRED SAID HE WAS RAPED LAST NIGHT
>>211749401Yeah the hair is what made me think it was him. He kept his back mostly to the camera when I first turned the stream on so I couldn't tell for sure.
>>211749608>posteditagainaward.png
>bro let's get rid of 3 contestants in 7 days
Mentally ill homosexual Jet Fagtroon
I haven't seen a single person in this house shower. Pretty sure Dan still has egg in his hair
How will /ftl/ recover from being mogged so hard by ice?
mints trying to big dog Freddy is funny as shit, nothing about that pooner is threatening.
jet neptunes brain is smoother than a baby ass
>I worked out for 20 minutes yesterday and now I'm like sore
seth sucks so much
did they give direnc her female hygiene stuff or is she still freebleeding??
>>211749428His incelcore Johnny Cash covers are really good. Still hoping he does a Strawberry Fields Forever cover.
>>211749608all of this was invalidated by the worst cast in fishtank history
cole was kinda funny but then he threw a sperg tantrum and the show was left with faggots like brian and jimmy
>>211749546at least they aren't as annoying as ellie simps
>>211749635daniel lisp posting keeps me sane
>>211749630meanwhile Seth is just there
Pristine East Asian Princess v South East Monkey who sells herself off to 60 year old British men
>>211749646>Retardaward.png
>>211749542>ZERO fishtank girls who haven't been blackedgrim and fucked up
>>211749608Easily the most effort put in by production for sure. FH was a close second but you could see the cracks forming near the end of the facade.
>>211749583>Elie gets eliminated >family never hears from her again >they find her drugged out and chained to the radiator in Jet's apartment 8 months later.
>>211749651The twist is they are only keeping a few of them for space tank in 1 week, bro
>>211749546She’s the most entertaining girl there
>>211749517Exactly, its probably half that number
>>211749608>worst cast ever
>>211749660this is a white man's thread anon, not sure what you're getting at
>>211749468I wish meetups were possible. I've tried to get my friends into fishtank but it's impossible, and they're all kinda edgy and nerdy types. They'll only watch if I join.
>>211749553Damn, I forgot how close to skinny he got before he let it all go.
>>211749666she? ask jimmy
>>211749608>best goldstrikerNot even close
Freddy literally controls the house. People follow him around. Wish I could be extroverted like that desu
>>211749608It was complete dogshit, the cast was shit, all that happened was torture. fuck off
>>2117496515 people in the house on day 8 is insane. and dont say seth, that nigga is the most useless piece of nontent shit that i dont even consider him to be a contestant
>>211749692Yeah, it is. Just like everything Ice Poseidon does.
>korean mafia
dduran and midman
>crips
dave and the indian
>aryan brotherhood
henry, benny, and floridaboy
>latin kings
shoovy and darius
>>211749692Welcome to a Paul Denino production that makes Jet Neptroon look like Stanley Kubrick
>>211749610>receding hairline at 19grim. also I had forgotten about his charges lol
>>211749693possible, hes the type to crash everything for the chance to be with her
>>211749447this makes simps (especially jet) seethe more than anything
lol shoovy had the fucking key the whole time
>>211749692It's Poseidian
I thought I’d never recover from the Jin incident, but week 1’s overall consistency is hard to ignore. I’d say it’s on par with s2 and s3 week 1, so it comes down to whatever “twist” they have in store. If it actually keeps some kind of momentum going for several more weeks, it straight up puts this season leagues above the others. But if it sucks, then we’re in the same boat as all the other seasons and honestly the high highs are missing and this will be below the other seasons. Another make or break moment Jet! What will it be this time!
>>211749546shes so hot bro...
>>211749666She's riding the wave.
>>211749516she's a dirty slut
she also loves it when men pee in her mouth
>>211749692the production quality isnt whats hyped up about these streams, but yeah going from fishtank to this is just shit
>>211749692Looks.more interesting than pretending Mints is intimidating
retard daniel has left his bag of candy unattended
>>211749683men can have more than one wife and concubine(s)
I do be loving asian women but brown asian women are at the TOP OF MY BOAT
yall jelly....
Freddy is entering but he constantly betrays everyone he teams up with.
>>211749683the difference is too much
sam was on the hodgetwins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2VFTW0ieE0&feature=youtu.be
where else will he shill extreme peace?
>bangalang
>lanlak
>angelinasknight
>tylerdurden
Hearing these paypig whale faggot's names over & over is fucking TORTURE.
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What type of Asian is Ellie?
>>211749651eliminations are based and the most fun part of tank watching. go get real friends faggot
>>211749651Been saying this since yesterday
>>211749702Wrong
>>211749712Even Sam admitted Judge was his favorite iteration. DURING S3
>>211749717You're fucked in the head. Back to big brother, stupid retarded cunt faggot scum
>Stop shit testing production bro!
I fucking hate freddy but these faggots are worse
>>211749711as if jimmy wasn't in these threads gooning himself stupid to her camshows
>>211749754Ellie is stealing candy from literally anyone who looks away from their bag she is NOT neutral
>>211749759Vietnamese and Korean
>>211749743SHEEESH- wait....wheres da benis
>>211749714>Wish I could be extroverted like that desuAll you have to do is become a coke head and fuck people over and lie so much that you eat your own shit and convince yourself that your extremely smart
>>211749712ha ha ha! haaaaa
>>211749492The fidget plug wouldnt even work thougheverbeit, it would graze her ass cheeks and stop it from spinning. You'd have to spread her ass cheeks wide so her asshole was completely exposed to clear an area for it to spin, and this would occupy your two free hands so then you'd be forced to try and spin it with your tongue or nose.
>>211749750not wrench, ange or seth only the dumbass speds
>>211749725remember when jet called himself a film director on his LinkedIn page?
>it only works on one set of cuffs
>it's a single use key
lmfaoooo ice has some kind of magic handcuff key that is single use
>>211749754not even close as expected by redditors
>Aryeh getting negative TTS now
But he's the heckin' wholesome chungus...
>freddy is a man broke alcoholic
Get this nigger off the show already lmao
>>211749754Jin isn't lawful and Daniel isn't chaotic, also Direnc isn't good
>>211749764Oh sorry I was wrong I guess season 2 cast was kino then my mistake
>>211749754Except for drench being good
Oh wait, I forgot I have beer. But it's going to be warm, ugh.
>>211749754>chaotic good rapist>neutral good crack whore>chaotic evil creep do-nothing
anyone turning on fred is fickle.
hes a real negga and hes been a real negga since day 1
>>211749719No one sees Seth as anything but a freeloader. You simply can't bring in real contestants past day 1. No one will ever support him, no one will see him as competition.
Even if he makes muh content, he isn't a contestant. He isn't going to win. If he gets eliminated people will just be confused why we are eliminating freeloaders now.
> i'm a reggae drummer
36 years old and he's still not sure what kind of drummer he is
>>211749664I thought bro worked at Amazon and Fedex. Dont these jobs require physical work? wtf was he doing?
>>211749801what the fuck do you fags even want from this show?
>>211749630Angie is in a free for all but she's not gonna attack anyone first
why am I even watching this
they are literally just idling
>>211749754rachel is chaotic neutral
drench is chaotic evil
angie is neutral evil
So what stops a fish from just going up to a fish right now and take their candy bag by force?
>>211749822hes the fakest fuck in the house
this was the best tts all season
>>211749754Maybe chaotic neutral for Freddy. There is no right and wrong, just satisfying his pathetic junkie loser addictions.
ice is always so cringe when he tries to play a character or present game show stuff
>>211749754Jin would have absolutely stolen candy from angie just because. That's chaotic. He doesn't care about social norms at all. He has zero shame.
kick that reddit cunt drench
>>211749844Literally nothing.
>>211749832you get sore for maxing out your muscles
Meanwhile Ice is shooting people with bb's
>>211749572It forces conflict shithead, and the stox encourage doing shit to make the audience like you. That stuff is the least of the S4s problems
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How will Aryeh react when he sees him enter the tank?
>>211749608it was a bad cast (except for summer)
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Jet would never shoot the fish
>Ice gets fed up with them already
>pulls out a fucking gun
>leaves
>opens the door slot and shoots them through it
>>211749754not at all
this cast can fulfill it whole, many people fit one type, and some types have no representation in this cast
>>211749835they want simpcuckboringtank
bill ottman reluctant to open the lms stream but surprisingly enjoying it after watching a few minutes
>>211749853Hes so retarded trying to artificially force dynamics
Arye's gonna take Angie's candy
At this point, Daniel HAS to betray Aryeh.
>>211749873hope the jewgolem snaps his faggot neck desu
>>211749870his show has more potential because they dont include women and neuter challenges to cater to them
fishtank and ftl was literally birthed from ice poseidons womb
>>211749825>people will just be confusedAre you really going to pretend the audience knows whats going on?
>>211749870which is appealing to his audience of 14 year old social pariah mutants?
What's it like being an alcoholic 36 year old millennial loser?
>>211749878>>211749884i'm watching just a few minutes and this already feels 100x more soulful and it reminds me of the good old ice and old sam days.
>>211749754ellie should be in evil
>>211749671everyday of ur life?
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>>211749757 Sam said in this that Fuentes will be on Fishtank
>>211749876zero shot but place your bet and make a 17x if u really think so
>>211749844Fear of retaliation
Also if they are too agressive they might get in trouble
fishtank might not be good but having to pretend ice posideons version is any better is worse
>>211749825he isnt even a good freeloader he just blends into the fucking walls. a waste of space. get him the fuck outta there get vance in to give him an elimination gem or some shit
>>211749908Fun, apparently. Better than being Daniel, that's for sure
>>211749908feels good man
>>211749857jin didnt like angie because she was an annoying pickme bitch
i dont think him stealing from her would be random or out of the ordinary at all
>>211749870that's fucking insane dude. that's so fucking intense and crazy. he shot them with bb's?? do the police know? I can't believe how literally insane and crazy and insane that is
UPDATE
ANGIE JUST STOOD UP AND IS MOVING TO THE KITCHEN
UPDATE
SHE TURNED AROUND IS HEADING BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM
UPDATE
ARYEH IS MESSING WITH ANGIE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we're advancing the culture and going on the hodgetwins podcast
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Why can't women associated with this show just be cool and not hoes
>>211749923Isnt that what happened to Areyh though?
>>211749905Yeah it's more entertaining than anything Jet has come up with in the past week
>>211749877summer is ugly
>>211749920How is their “zero shot” lmao why do you think stupid doughy gook niggers are going to win
>>211749664First time you ever start working out for real, you'll be sore as fuck. Clearly, you're a DYEL. Post calluses
>you better assassinate the assassinator before the assassinator assassins you
DARK ARYEH
>DARK ARYEH
DARK ARYEH
>DARK ARYEH
DARK ARYEH
why theyre just sitting there? jet you fat fuck, make them do some challenges, you adopted fuck
>>211749924summytime push ups
>>211749668yeah, that'd be great. I think long haired redneck by david allan coe can easily be turned into an incelcore/fishtank song too. hope he reads this.
>>211749754Ellie is an evil chink
>>211749919Based hes the goat
>>211749908>still has a more interesting life and gets more pussy than the best zoomer
>>211749912Absolutely would
Imagine arguing about who’s show is better Jet Neptroon or Kike Poseidon kek
>>211749835they want a sperg circlejerk and all the women to suck up to the simps
>>211749946rachel was atleast funny
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
>they don't know I'm dualscreening fishtank and last man standing
>they don't know I'm postinf about both
im so glad the goblin poster told angie to put her hair up...
>>211749942sorry what did jet do last?
I know last night he came in and raised his voice at Freddy for flagrantly breaking the rules and arguing.
Then came back up and apologized and gave him a beer and was pleading "we cool bro? we cool freddy?"
kek at ben running with them
>>211749938Maybe neutral then.
Anyone else feel like the day of an elimination is the worst part of fishtank? It just feels like a stall of content.
Literally me once Angelica leaves the tank.
>>211749692Fishtank at its worse is still better than Ice Poseidian at his best and that is a fact.
>>211749903Audience knows more than the production. Audience will instinctively know that Seth isn't a contestant. He wasn't there on day 1 or 2 or 3 or 4. He isn't a contestant.
Viewers instinctively know that freeloaders don't get eliminated. Their confusion will make sense.
Jet is the one who doesn't know what is going on.
>>211749959summytime bong hits
>>211749912what a sexy cutie
>>211749919the retarded leftist outs himself
>>211749912>pov: ck is your cellmate
>>211749963lol you're that fat retard that brags about deadlifting and posts about how much you love burt's body aren't you
drum the back of angelikas stupid fucking face
>Mogs your stupid boring ass show
fucking kek @ aryeh the giant lumbering golem
>>211749908It looks pathetic. Hopefully he'll die outside of the tank
>>211750007kek beat me to it
The Jew chases Angie so autisticly
anything good did I miss today
>>211749961cuz henry is a crybaby and was the first to leave the last prison stream after 12 hours, thats why he has the worst odds on stake
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>>211749927agreed, also they dont have ellie
AHS
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arye just fucing run over seth
not like he would even react
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>>211749920LENRY IS DUE, I SWEAR.
Golem and goblin bartering
>>211750011The audience doesn't even know why jin was kicked
>>211750022Thank you, Paul
>>211750027what's your beef
>>211749998BB'S????? ON TELEVISION??????
>>211750012that'll help her mental health issues for sure!
aryeh is a full-blown retard
I miss morty and trump tts.
How did aryehs candy get stolen?
>>211750005Sam is Live somewhere else I think and Jet is at the movie theater watching a zombie movie. Ofc they are stalling
i predict that "age" will get to freddie more than anything else
"old man freddy"
"rock geezer freddy"
"old man freddy rockin around the clock"
I like how Seth stole his candy too and noone say anything. So forgettable
Angie running away made me hard again
>>211750047based gambabrain
>>211750011During season 2 they eliminated a freeloader(taylor) instead of a fish(TJ) both fish and freeloaders were up to elimination. NOBODY CARES
>>211749821Anons believe rape allegations now?
>>211750071Ellie must have been so fat and lost weight, thats why all her clothes are 3x too big
>>211750057why's she always tapping her leg
>>211750073ghost of pinky pie
somehow seth is even more forgettable than ellie
>>211750057>early onset parkinson's diseasetragic, but i will take care of her if i must
>>211749919Can't wait to call him a faggot through tts.
>>211750077I reckon you're right
>>211750074If you're talking about Sam on the hodge twins, it was shot when he was west coast for Extreme Peace.
>>211750083He was definitely being held at gunpoint
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>>211750099this is bait right?
>>211750073freddy ripped open his backpack and dumped it everywhere, twice
>>211750077Is he the oldest fish? Binx got shit for being 32 and acting younger, Freddy is nearly 40 acting like he's 25
>>211750073Freddy threw it all over the room.
>>211750049Audience thinks Jin got kicked for making /r9k/ comments and disrespecting Jet.
I don't think Jet knows why he kicked Jin. If pressed I think he would say something like
>uh.. the vibes were off, dunno, think we needed uhhh someone elseJet isn't sentient enough to even read his own emotions and understand why he does what he does
ice posideon just dropped a bucket of green nickelodeon slime goop on someone after getting their permission to do so!
are we sure this shit is even legal?
>>211749692Remember when ip fags hyped up the that island survival stream and they gave up after 6 hours? Hilarious. Fagseidon literally cannot compete with a drug addicted bosnian rapist
>>211750099Zoomers all dress like this retard
>>211750077nah he thinks it's "cool" to eternally act like a college-age burnout chasing "dreams"
>>211750100she’s pissmaxxing
>>211750099that's just zoomer fashion, they like baggy things
>>211749825if he was entertaining then people would have seen him as a contestant
>>211750073He left his bag unguarded like a retard
>>211750012>Have psychotic episodes>Smoke psychotic drugsAll too common nowadays. Then they start taking anti-psychotics and wondering "why do I have these problems?, lol"
I’m bored it’s almost evening time, when is content happening
>>211750099nah women just wear severely oversized clothes
wait....where did angie go?!
>>211750077The Molly sexual assault stuff stirs him up big when hes drunk. Faggot Seth ruined the Stickermule bit by telling Freddy it was fans pretending to fuck with him
>>211749835Their self inserts are getting hard mogged and have competition from a normie so theyre mad
>>211750120this is confirmed
>>211749977Ice is actually funny sometimes
he's more like Sam than Neptroon
https://youtu.be/all5SvV6ZSM
https://youtu.be/noXjr9he0Ds
>>211750079He was quick with it tho lol.
nobody is going to be able to outdo freddy, frank would probably have a heart attack trying
>>211750128We need slimetank
there's something missing from these retards' brains that make them the worst type of retards for this show
>benny already screaming "ASSAULT!!!"
god I hate this faggot
>>211750099Loose fitting clothes are back in
Why do I love her so much?
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>>211750077why do zoomers think millennials care as much as them about aging?
it's zoomers who based their entire identity on being young, missing all the major developmental milestones
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mints big bunda in those jeans is about to make me act out
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>>211750133ellie pee yummy uohhhhh
>>211750160Who, Jet and Sam?
>>211749908The guy does rock concerts
Hes winning in life
All you autists wish you were him
>>211750103I hate Ellie with a passion but between a nontent cute girl who has an ally and a nontent lanky faggot no one likes you can guess which one I'd rather stays
How long is this candy shit going?
owkay guwys who stowle my candy!?
>>211750133oh right i almost forgot
>voidxway thank you for the candy
Creature sending candy to Freddy?
>16 hours in a row of freddy being the dog with everyone else just sitting around him waiting for him to do something
jet I think your show might be broken bro
>>211750079he's stolen from Angie, Daniel, Freddy and now Aryeh. nothing against the other girls
>>211750135He would be seen as an entertaining freeloader. There is nothing anyone can do to make someone this late to fishtank a real contestant.
>>211750123Alex B was older I believe
>>211750137yea weed can make you extra schizo
same with mushrooms
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fighting in the prison stream already
>>211750195Safe sleazy gang
>>211749692and it still has way more viewers
>>211750167he is the biggest lolcow of this group i think
I don't know a single person that's an actual fan of Jet Neptune. Do you?
>>211750181He hasn't played an actual gig since 2008 retard millennial nigger
>>211750125Of Mice And Men ending this season
Why arent these autists stealing Angela's candy
Isn't "fighting" against the Kick TOS or something? How will this prison stream thing stay up?
>Angie giving aryeh candy so daniel gets eliminated
>daniel just stands there and lets it happen
KWAB
i love zombies
i love comic con
i love daryl dixon!!!!
>>211750195She's a good woman
>>211750207First fight in the cell. BASED
>>211749912>Brian plapped that for yearsIt's not fair...
>>211750144>Seth is anti-content
>>211750221what does he do?
>>211750217The beautiful CK
and she wears stripped shirts?!
guys...im crying right now...
>>211750178>>211750180aryeh and daniel. they just can't fathom the way the show works on a fundamental level. like they're actually extremely autistic and can't even function in real life
>>211750129That was hilarious
>>211750217You can die from that
Does anyone have a screenshot of the original count on the sheet they gave Daniel? I assume they are just going to say nothing mattered after that and still not eliminate anyone, but I'm curious.
>>211749912Free my nigga CK
>>211750195marriagebros....
>>211750232kick is a gambling front run by actual indians. they don't care
>>211750221only discord e girls like ellie and josie are his fans
Why are you still watching? Is it a sex thing for you? It is for me.
>>211750195Probably, they're both aging scumbag druggies
>>211750217Maybe sometime inside will do her good
>>211750252Benny already getting jumped
>>211750221I wouldn't call myself a fan of Jet but I think we have a similar sense of humor. He seems to find dumb things funny and so do I
HOW MUCH CAN YOU FIGHT ON KICK WITHOIT GETTING UR STREAM TAKEN DOWN ANSWER ME PLEASE
>>211750221They’re all female
this season feels so low effort :(
>>211750278thats just mints tho
it finally clicked in direnc's head that freddy is perfect for this show and now she can't stay mad at him lol
>>211750291depends who you are
Ice is one of their biggest draws so they usually don't ban him
>>211750294Benny will leave first
>>211750265clenching her skull while I flex every drop of nut into her mouth and then leave immediately
Bathroom cams? finally we can watch Ellie pee :')
>>211750294stop posting low effort normieslop
>>211750221Josie Martinez
>>211749011this one is ai right? i can't tell daym
>>211749608ya true fishtank peaked with s2
>>211750273I thought ppls streams have been taken down for it I know Letty looked away from. Fighting in korea
>>211750217God will cut her down
>he is a *autistic sigh* bad man
the golem knows
>>211750291as ice? as much as you want. as anyone else? zero tolerance.
>>211750047If Daniel is eliminated Im gonna fuck a dude
>>211750262it is so out of date but this was it
Direnc = 231
Freddy = 230 (they didnt actually count it)
Angie = 229
Ellie = 178
Seth = 142
Aryeh = 136
Daniel = 32
>>211750304>she still tries to fuck him over and get him out at every turn
>>211750195He couldn’t be more her type of man
>>211750174to be fair freddy acts like he's 20
>Daniel is still obsessed with taking Angie's shit
Does he not know Drench robbed him?
>>211750255nah theyre cool, its just Jets dogshit production making em low energy and bored
>>211750321Keep watching people sitting on the couch. We'll watch retards actually fight
>>211750338We know Jimmy.
>>211750327yes it's ai and vgr is a retarded asshole and you should all be meaner to him
>>211750302apple (bottom) didn't fall far from the tree
>>211750347a 20 year old millennial, yeah
>>211750340that's how it should be for the most part, they're clearly cool with each other but are just playing the game. direnc even told him she wants him out because he's the biggest competition, something that fishtank contestants somehow rarely understand
>>211750340no shit they're still competitors
Prison stream awesome atm
>>211750112She chose her alliance with freddy and seth, but is paying up after being extorted by aryeh
>>211750360Mints is a giant ass with a person attached to it
>>211750321that wasn't a picture of friendtank tho?
>>211750360the redhead widda fatty
>>211750373cryogenically preserved since he cast his vote for obama
>>211750262>>211750339if I had to guess I would say the current ranking is
Direnc
Seth/Ellie/Angie
Daniel/Aryeh
Freddy
>>211750321>im not a hecking normie because i watch people get candy and toys delivered to them by cringe wiggers
>>211750221I can appreciate Jet's attitude of not being scared to try and fail. But when Fishtank barely improves technologically or content wise since the beginning, I feel like he doesn't learn from his failures. Being really passionate about reality TV shows isn't going to fix the problems plaguing your show. Or maybe I am giving all of this too much credit and really is nothing more than a cynical paypig/whale abuse and real estate flipping scheme.
>>211750385any hot girls?
seth is team freddy but I think they just wanted to call seth a faggot again
>>211750385this is just the florida and benny beef lmao, hasn't even gotten into the shoovy darius shit
I'm predicting a double elimination of Angie and Seth tonight.
>>211749754lawful good: Aryeh
neutral good: Daniel
chaotic good: Freddie
lawful neutral: Seth
true neutral: Jin
chaotic neutral: Rachel
lawful evil: Drench
neutral evil: Ellie
chaotic evil: Angie
Why do they hate Seth all the sudden
>>211750351He's desperate to prove that he isn't simping for her even though it just proves that he thinks about her constantly
>>211750321Holy newfag, you got baited so hard.
>>211750408Yeah as guards
>>211750422Ellie and Seth if anything.
>>211750408We've had 3 fist fights in 15 minutes
>watching fishtank live season 1 in the spring of 2023 with a 16yo ellie on your lap
>>211750221I'd like fishtank if he wasn't invovled
>>211750428he's a freeloader essentially
>>211750428He's nontent. All he does is flex his no existant muscles and point
Those are not the teams you fucking retards.
Does Daniel know that Drenc took his candy?
>>211749754ellie and angie are objectively the most evil people there
What happened after Daniel failed to sabotage everyone?
>>211750370yea he's objectively a massive cuck beyta, dude got used for money, catfished, cucked (by jet of all people and almost tj) ridiculed and he was still simping lmao
>Please watch my favorite twitch streamer. He super skibidi pog champ
lol. lmao
>>211750422I predict no elimination because Rachel left
>>211750451he's scared of her anyways, he wouldn't do shit
>>211750446these fags pay zero attention to the actual show, it's why they let snitch tts through, it's why they get rid of the wrong people all the time, they actively fuck up the show by having zero understandings of the dynamics
>>211750451Dont think so. Dont think he knows Ellie or Seth did too.
>>211750462the baker is busy with goblin femboy bussy
>>211750456Freddy got fingered
>>211750428people dont want to kick others, and he is almost a freeloader so his task can be to be kicked instead of anyone else
>>211750442do you think she had a white bf back then
>>211750351Daniel’s biggest obstacle, even more-so than his autism, is that he is really stupid.
>>211750446Yeah I'm not sure what the wiggers are trying to push but they seem to be anti-Angie
>>211749743>bad face>bad feetthis combo makes me completely indifferent about what's in between those key elements
>>211750436that would be the best case scenario but I think ellie is too liked.
>>211750442>you will never be 15 and she is 16 and Ellie she's slowly playing with your cock as you both watch season 1 together smoking weed on your 4k tv on your awesome couch
>>211750407To reach new heights with S2's theming and then the entirely new concept of Famous House, literal lightning in a bottle, and then to simply redo s1 for a cash grab, it's just a money making scheme. Fucking sucks. Famous House needs some tweaks and that's it. More challenges, etc.
>>211750457he started it just saying
rather seth leave than any of the girls
QRD on the day? I feel like I picked a good time to put the show down for a little
they should remove freddy immunity for cheating during the elimination, see if his candy saves him
>>211750648but who will do literally nothing all day (maybe twice a day he will shout some video game quotes)
Did Daniel tell Aryeh to steal candy from Ellie
combine the cringe brain of jimmy with the boringness of vance and you have seth
>>211749428is this one of Cole's instagram stories or did you make this
>>211750836https://youtu.be/S_1guqa5EsQ?si=acLXKLbUvmTNGPGM
its a song he made
