Thread 211750609

God damn I miss old Disney

>>211750609 (OP)
>spend a decade as a feather duster
>finally turned back into a human
>immediately look for someone to pipe your shitter
based

>>211750807
Someone explain to me what is erotic about feet.

>>211750848

It's the fact that they're taboo.

>>211750889
They're leg-hands.

>>211750848
it can't be explained. if you need it explained, you'd never get it. it would be like if you had to ask what was erotic about boobies. you could never understand if you had to ask that

>>211750848
It's a part that women usually keep private, sometimes it's embarrassing and stinky. it's the same reason some people are into armpits. think of them as an extra pussy or asshole for weirdos.

>>211750848
You're wired for it or you aren't. Don't try and grasp it if it does nothing for you

>>211750609 (OP)
>characters that ruined your life

>>211750848
>>211750889
>>211750980
The part of the brain that processes touch is the parietal lobe, specifically the somatosensory cortex. Different parts of the cortex are assigned to different parts of the body. The part that processes touch in the genitals is adjacent to the part that processes touch to the foot.

Just a thought.

It's why some amputees get phantom limb symptoms, like feeling like their foot is being tickled, during sex.

>>211750848
idk man, i have a piss kink and i like to see girls get desperate and piss themselves. I cant explain it

Not a fan of this film. Moments like these don't belong in a film about Goofy (and neither does the line "taking a break from the MTV generation")

LOOKSMATCH

>>211750609 (OP)
>>211750719
they're french

>>211750848

as a straight guy, what's hot about a woman is that she is different from me. I'm strong and have muscles. she is weak and is soft. I'm tall and can lift shit. she is shorter and has tits/ass.

I have always felt repulsed by mens feet. seeing fuckin Indian guys or middle eastern dudes in sandals always grossed me the fuck out. I don't wanna be naked in the male locker room. I don't wanna see gay porn. I'm fine with my own body in the mirror but I have negative desire to see anything about naked guys

now to women's feet. when you see a beautiful girl, she nearly always has clean, aesthetic feet. every body part can be good looking or shit looking, depending on the person. have you seen a fat black woman? disgusting feet. have you seen a hot lifeguard at the beach? nice clean feet. its kinda like the icing on a cake. you see a hot girl. great face, great tits, nice body. curiously you look down...she has cute feet in sandals. its just the final reminder of your brain that this woman is attractive and feminine. her feet are soft and look nice, like her hands. when you FUCK a woman, her legs are in the air near your head anyway. I like to see girls' soles when I'm fucking them in missionary. I NEVER tell girls I like feet, since there is too much stigma with creepy foot guys. however, I literally wait until I've known them for months and have been banging them for a while. then I kiss their soles during sex. 4/5 girls that I've dated loved me kissing their feet and it made them orgasm. I never say anything about liking feet just to make them not think I'm a pervert. but fuck is it nice to see a hot college girl in flip flops or heels.

men can never have cute, small, aesthetic feet like women. old women have gross feet. have you ever seen a girl with long disgusting fake nails? terrible and a turn off. gross fake hair? disgusting. nice clean feet? feels good man. men like to look at clean beautiful women and nice feet correlates to good pussy

>>211752089
go back

I miss older Disney.

>>211751302
A Goofy Movie is, with no exagerration, a flawless masterpiece, you uncultured philistine.

>>211751243
He covered her in so much candle wax.

>>211750848
It's all in the brain, anon, there's nothing to explain. You either get it or don't. I was told I've had the fascination since I was a child.

Walt once made a feature film about the value of bombing innocent civilians.

>>211754984
>Max literally putting her on a pedestal
lmao

>>211754984
It really isn't. You are blinded by nostalgia

>>211755719
NTA but I watched it recently, it holds up. Stop being a contrarian faggot.

>>211755719
NPC response.

>>211755917
I think the storyline is contrived, frustrating, idiotic, and rushed.

>>211756054
It's a road trip movie, genius. The father/son stuff is the real meat of the narrative and it fully takes its time with exploring that.

>>211754984
This. Bigfoot disco dancing in the background has me laughing to tears every time for some reason

>>211756467
Yeah, it's pretty funny, but what follows immediately afterwards, that's when the real kino happens.

>>211750980
Only twerking is erotic

>>211756637
and then the storyline becomes idiotic when he changes the map expecting that Goofy won't notice that L.A is circled as the final destination instead of Idaho

>>211756054
Goofy is an overbearing father who smothers his son out of concern that he's heading down the wrong path in life, and it's getting in the way of Max's hopes and dreams as a young man coming of age. Nothing contrived about it whatsoever, but rather very true to real life.

>>211751243
I love that Jerry Orbach was his voice actor. He did such a great job playing off character than what we're used to seeing from him in film and TV. OG Law & Order mega fan.

>>211756776
Goofy puts Max in charge of the map and declares him the designated navigator of the trip as a sign of trust. Goofy never looks at the map after he hands it to Max. It's also very evident that Max circling LA is an impulsive and rash decision, as he is terrified of getting caught in the act, and it's all believable behavior from a hormonal teenager.

>>211750609 (OP)
Sounds racist

>>211750848
I heard it's neurological, like an actual connection between two parts of the brain not everyone has

I feel you.

>>211757294
the background looks so still i mean

Was Tangled the last glimmer of old Disney?

>>211757208
I guess, non footfag here. I guess it's just like anything, why do I absolutely love certain foods that other people hate? Why would visuals be any different.
>>211757294
This webm I'm not looking at her feet at all, I'm distracted by her face and shoulders and other delicate features, in fact her feet look kinda fat and ogerish to me.
I'll never get it, don't really want to... feet?? No thanks.

>>211750609 (OP)
She was hotter as a feather duster

>>211756858
They kept this scene in the live remake except that the guy is happy and the dresser tells him to go be his real self.

>>211752089
stay

>>211757208
>>211755167
I've been trying to get at girls feet since fucking kindergarten. There's definitely something numerological about it. It's actually kind of obnoxious for that reason. It would be better if it was developed like other kinks, but instead our brains are literally like "yeah, those are sexual. Like tits or pussy."

>Max doesn't tell Goofy that he has a date next saturday so that the road trip can be delayed
>Goofy doesn't tell Max about the principal phone call or that he's aware that he just did something big at school
>despite Roxanne liking Max, she still tells him that he's going to the party with someone else after Max tells him he can't go to the date because of his father surprising him with a "father/son kick" (Max doesn't even say that it's a road trip to fish at an Idaho lake)
>Roxanne doesn't notice that Goofy's car parked outside her house is full of luggage (which is evidence that Max isn't inventing a story to not go out with her)
>Max lies to Roxanne about him and Goofy going to the L.A concert because the latter used to play with Powerline (instead of saying something believable like that Goofy is taking him to the concert because he knows how much a fan Max is)
>for no reason whatsoever, Max tells Roxanne that he will join Powerline on-stage and wave at her (she already said that she wouldn't go to the party with someone else, so it was pointless to add a promise to the lie)
>random Bigfoot encounter that doesn't get any conclusion (Max and Goofy escape from him off-screen and the subject is never mentioned again)
>Max changes the map route so that Idaho is skipped and so that L.A is the final destination, expecting Goofy to fall for it
>in the gap between Max changing the map and Goofy letting Max be the navigator, Goofy didn't realize that the map was changed
>Pete and PJ unrealistically run into the Goofs during the journey twice (once at a forest and the other at a random motel) just for the sake of moving along the story a bit
>Max and Goofy somehow make it to the L.A concert just in time, despite the long distance and all the stops they made along the way (at the start of the movie, it's said that the concert is "next saturday")

What a stupid storyline. Only nostalgic 90s kids love that movie

>>211750848
you already have a foot fetish

>>211750609 (OP)
I hate coomers so much

>>211757787
Damn, imagine her getting railed by the prince in that pose after the movie ends.

>>211758534
>numerological
Very observant. The sacred and the propane.

>>211758703
Holy reddit. Only thing missing is the Cinemasins ding after every point. Most of this can be reduced to:
>teenagers are emotionally distant and bad at communicating
Which is the entire point of the movie. They even spell it out with the song Eye To Eye. You're complaining about characters communicating poorly in a movie overtly about the characters overcoming their inability to communicate. Talk about missing the point.

>>211750609 (OP)
That TAco BELL is MinE!

>>211757646
I'm with you. Women's bodies are works of art, even places like armpits or belly buttons are beautiful. But feet, I don't get it. One of the least attractive parts of a woman's body.

>>211759331
>bullying Wendy
What was their problem?

>>211761591
once you see bad feet you understand good feet

>>211761746
Do you know literally anything about mermaids?

>>211755240
>anon learns the majority of casualties in war are always civilians

>>211761775
Yeah, I agree they're not all the same, but ugly feet detract far more than pretty feet add, since the latter amounts to a marginal increase at best. It doesn't matter who it is, Audrey Hepburn, Jennifer Connely, Bjork, Anya Taylor-Joy, if I see a beautiful woman, the last thing I look for is her feet. Narrow shoulders, wide hips, a nice hourglass figure, that's the patrician way.

>>211762629
yes but a true patrician wouldnt discount any piece of the pig

>>211761951
>anon learns the majority of casualties in war are always civilians

No, only about half, and it varies by war:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilian_casualty_ratio

The point is, nobody should be encouraging that sort of thing.

>>211763226
You must be a Nazi.

>>211750848
if you look at victoria justices feet and dont think theyre gorgeous you might be gay.

not even a foot fag btw

>>211755240
>nazi tranny islamophiles
>innocent