Thread 211755945

>finally watch No Country for Old Men
>Llewellyn fucking dies instead of surviving after everything that tried to kill him
>his cute wife cries
>then she fucking dies too
Fucking come on man is it illegal to have non tragic endings in good movies?

>>211755945 (OP)
>nooooo i want another conventional story where the good guys all live

He should of had a cool fight with Sugar at the end. That would of been way better than the ending we got

>>211756176
well...he did. we just didn't see it.

>>211756173
I don't like seeing my comfort character shot to death and lying on the floor after some maniac and some Mexican kill him

Also Llewellyn reminds me of EXACTLY how Glanton from Blood Meridian would've looked and acted

>>211756274
Pay attention next time. He gets killed by the mexicans.

>>211755945 (OP)
Watch a kids movie you faggot nigger

>>211756176
I think you missed the point of the movie

That doesn't look like a stable, did that horse just walk into a random store and vomit all over it?

If so, good for the horse. Good job.

>>211756665
It is a store. The horse neighed "clean it up, stableboy!" then galloped out of there

>>211755945 (OP)
>thief
>good guy
ok satan

>>211755945 (OP)
Anton was never real and was made up in the mind of the Sheriff. Llewellyn being the "good guy" is just how the Sherrif likes to see it.

>>211756308
>glanton would look
wow i didn't know thinking brolin=glanton was a normal opinion. Getting him and glenn fleshler and idk walton goggins would be a great start to casting BM

>>211755945 (OP)
That's what makes them good and not just some hallmark slop created to pacify the masses

>>211756308
What do you expect from Cormac McCarthy? You seem to know about Blood Meridian too so you should know the drill

>>211756920
Geez that sucks but presumably the stable boy is compensated quite well for his efforts?

>>211760020
i always saw walton goggins as perfect for glanton

>>211755945 (OP)
The movie is about Tommy Lee Jones. Moss and Chigurh are background characters.

>>211755945 (OP)
It was about the old sheriff, not them. Why do you think he said 'truly.. this is no country for old men' in that last scene as camera zoom out from his face?

>>211756548
She burryed hem in that hard old, caliche

>>211759873
What about all the times other characters aknowledge him

>>211760504
i lean towards toadvine so i can keep brolin as glanton who would make a great bandit gang leader and im not sure hes ever done it

>>211760422
That's the thing, he does it for free!

thematically chirguth gets the worst ending, he now has to live on knowing he's not invincible because a car can just come out of nowhere and cripple him

>>211761599
All in the mind of the sheriff. In the end he literally tells his wife it was all a dream.

>>211755945 (OP)
Super overrated movie. Technically well made but the plot is garbage

>>211755945 (OP)
I love this movie. Its better the second time when you know the moral of the story is shit happens and one day we’ll wake up and not understand the world anymore. Our own earth becomes alien to us. Hopefully I’ll still be here shitposting with you lads in the old folks home. Once 4chan dies I wont really understand the world anymore.

>>211756176
Just say you prefer on-screen kills.

>>211756176
>should of
Yep, already knew your opinion was trash

>>211755945 (OP)
its called real life and McCarthy is the fucking master of it

>>211769048
Kek what? It's an incredibly unrealistic movie.

>>211769325
how so exactly

>>211769325
realism =/= being a vessel for a story about the reality of life

>>211766590
Explain how the plot is "garbage".

>>211769048
>McCarthy is the fucking master of it
how come he died then?

>>211770053
because that's a pretty fucking essential part of real life, or do you know many immortal people

>>211762354
realistically he probably died unless he got to a hospital, you can't self-operate on a radial fracture like he had.

>>211760020
Is it too late for Vincent D'nofrio to play the Judge?

>>211756308
>comfort character
What is he to you? A pillow?

Suttree is Cormacs masterpiece and deserves a mini series

>>211755945 (OP)
dude what the fuck did that horse eat holy shit thats gotta be a bad sign

>>211755945 (OP)
Yugioh is worse now with fiendsmith than when we were spamming Konami with that picture
I know this isn’t the board for it, but I hate Fiendsmith so goddamn much
>Slap whatever you want together into Closed Moon and do whatever you want from there

>>211771291
Looks like corn or wheat

I thought horses physically couldn't vomit, that's like my no.1 horse fact

>>211771291
Always looked like sawdust to me.
It was a picture Yugioh players used to express how bad the game was last year. The game got really stale and Konami refused to ban anything.
At one point they teased a “big announcement” after people had been waiting for months and it was just a new tin, so they started spamming horse vomit on twitter till Konami stopped being lazy

>>211771478
lmao hilarious

>>211771345
>No, horses cannot vomit. Their digestive system is designed to move food in a one-way direction, making it impossible for them to regurgitate. This is due to several anatomical factors, including a strong lower esophageal sphincter and the angle at which the esophagus enters the stomach.
Yeah fuck you OP
Also rats, mice and rabbits apparently...

>>211769048
> dude randem shit happens rotfl
Sigh

>>211771345
ok so just how many horse facts do you have

>>211771507
The sad thing is it just keeps getting worse and worse. The game is no longer about tribes and themes, but just throwing the best new shit together into a slop pile with 0 cohesion

>>211756308
>comfort character
fag

>>211771696
Plenty

>>211772042
awesome
im gonna go show this to /v/ later

>>211755945 (OP)
next you'll say 'and why did he get run over at the end?! it was pointless!'

>>211771623
try harder

>>211756308
>comfort character

>>211771730
I used to love yugioh, quit almost a year ago and got back into magic. Has it really gotten worse?

>>211771343
They need to stop pumping out 50 new wankbait anime girl archetypes with an essay of text on each card and new bullshit game breaking rules every year and just support/rework the more popular archetypes. They could scrap 50% of the archtypes completely and no one would even notice. People hate having to read 10 new novels every time a new archtypes comes out, if they just supported existing ones and only released new ones when they actually had a cool new interesting idea then the game would be way less janky.

>>211771291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9mECebRxc

>>211771345
>>211771605
Wow that is a new fact to me woowee

>>211755945 (OP)
But it wouldn't be a good movie if it had some happy ending. Don't you understand the paradox?

>>211771291
It's not real.

>>211772942
I know. WTF