Thread 211757034

Why is Elio bombing at the box office?

>>211757034 (OP)
Dis nigga wu kong the monkey prince

>>211757034 (OP)
What the hell is elio

they keep doing the shitty ass millennial stephen universe art style
spergs go ape shit when i call it calart style but you know what i mean

>>211757034 (OP)
monkey

>>211757034 (OP)
they don't accept bananas as currency

>>211757034 (OP)
i like how this movie is just nakedly admitting that all this insipid slop is made for low IQ latinx hordes now

>>211757034 (OP)
Wall E was good but
Elio
He monke

>>211757149
but it is calarts style

>>211757034 (OP)
MONKE

>>211757434
more like Cal Ape style
ook ook ook

>>211757034 (OP)
OH NONONO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>211757149
That grubhub commercial animation

>>211757442
>>211757449
>>211757460
someone edit him into donkey kong or lanky kong

>>211757434
i know that but people with severe aspergers get super mad whenever i say that and they go
>UHH ACTUALLY CALART IS A COLLEGE. NOT EVERYBODY WHO GOES TO THAT SCHOOL DRAWS LIKE THAT UHHHH

>>211757149
I'm so fucking sick of the beanmouth design, it's so goddamn ugly

>>211757562
You're literally sperging out right now.

You just know some kids are going to be using "Elio" as an insult.

Are you happy now Pixar?

>>211757562
Maybe you should take a hint and stop saying it then? Not every artstyle you dislike is calarts.

Holy shit!
I just watched the trailer and I can't understand how they spent literally months watching that stupid eye-patch and still decided to keep that design

>>211757034 (OP)
They need to fire everyone. Animation is ugly. Stories are retarded. DEI is ugly. Bring back Elsa.

>>211757739
beanmouth incel kek
a single manga outsells your entire industry

>>211757739
i don't care what you call it. it's ugly as fuck.

>>211757706
kek

>>211757034 (OP)
Or maybe it's just doing amazing and you're a stupid incel who doesn't know how the world works? Ever thought about that one?

>>211757338
what's not registering with liberal artists at pixar/disney is that this very pet horde doesn't really go for the gay awwkenings so they keep doing it like
>he's a brownoid boy like you
oh si
>and he passionately cuddles another brownboi... just like you?!
yo no jose

>Literally its premiere day
>"Why is it bombing"

lmfao are you for real

>>211757739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luQ0JWcrsWg
it looks like emoji

>>211757034 (OP)
This is 100%, not one pixel diffferent from Diddy Kong. This is a fucking monkey not a human. What are they doing

>>211758321
yeah, just needs bigger eyes

>budget: 150m
>box office: 3m

HE HAS NO FACE

>haha guys this cartoon kid looks weird from the side

Is this really how you want to spend your friday night?

So did anyone watch it yet?

>>211758519
who else up up all night to see the-numbers that kill pixar be finally written on the wall

>>211758757
>Is this really how you want to spend your friday night?

>>211758757
well it's not like I'm going to spend the friday night watching the movie

>>211758760
Not even the grifters have done their reviews on it.

Complete flop

>>211758840
Well, I am, and I think I'll have a better night than you.

>>211758787
>"Previously, reports indicated an opening of $35-$45 million (which would be below “Lightyear”). Now the predictions seem to have dropped down to as low as $20 million, but they can go as high as $39 million"
holy shit TWO FLOPS IN SPACE

>>211757739
>Elio was conceived by Molina as a story about childhood and social isolation and was inspired by growing up at a military base and his eventual enrollment at the California Institute of the Arts

OH NO NO NO NO

>>211758879
You think you will, I know you won't

>>211758757
I wish but I didn't sleep last night, after my morning work I'm collapsing into bed, I'll see the damage in the morning

the next Pixar protagonist will be inspired by the screenwriter's harrowing experience being misgendered at the Walmart checkout

>>211757034 (OP)
Could have sworn that cane out 2-3 years ago

>main character is a visually unappealing genderless blob
>everything is completely sterile and sexless
>conflicts are all solved by talking
who is this for? it's definitely not for young boys

>>211759982
> is a visually unappealing genderless blob
I think what you're not picking up on there (lucky for you) is that the reason that the boy has thick legs etc is because he's drawn by fetish artists with a somewhat illegal fetish so it's not true to say unappealing in general. unappealing to you, pointedly appealing to them

>>211759778
I'm proud of you for having your script picked up.

>>211758519
How do these animated movies end up costing so much to make? These companies, Pixar especially, have been making this stuff for decades. Shouldn't they be easier, faster, and much cheaper by now?

>>211760833
they put just as much detail into flop movies as they do successes. People could be ecstatically scrutineering every scratch on every prop for 'cool details' for 40 years like they do 'star wars' or whatever, if anyone liked these movies

>>211759006
I like this line

>>211760833
The standards for the fine details are much higher now

>>211757034 (OP)
monke

>>211760833
The standards for the fine details are much higher now
https://youtu.be/7mCktSlyETw?si=hH50Lah1ax9dyr9A

>>211757739
>>211758757
>>211758172
>I AM LE NORMAL
It must blow to have an average-to-small size dick, where you feel like you have to follow a set of guidelines and be "normal" or else you won't be able to fuck. Weird! Weird.

>>211757034 (OP)
robbie williams looking kid

>>211758760
I did watch it.
It was okay, Glordon is best boy and there were some little hints at horror that'll get the kids a bit disturbed.
I got a bit teary-eyed when the radio operators from all around the globe were helping them avoid the space debris.

I guess a camrip will be ready in the next hours/days for those who don't wanna see it in theaters but want to be up to date on the shitposting potential.

>>211757117
cgi slop about an illegal alien and an extra terrestrial

>>211757034 (OP)
good if true. I hope Shitsney gets fucked bankrupt

>>211757034 (OP)
Not even my kids know about Elio

>>211760833
The animation tech is cheaper but the DEI bureacracy layers (consultants, diversity hires, self-insert writers' rooms) make every Disney movie expensive by default

>>211758757
You're here as well, so obviously its how you want to spend yours

>>211757739
This is hideous

>>211763148
yeah it makes sense that people that have no taste (anybody defending slop) have no brains either (trannies)

>>211762148
I heard its good, but i havent seen any marketing for this movie

>>211763366
>havent seen any marketing for this movie
I didn't either and I went in completely blind, wasn't disappointed.
I knew it was coming out because some movie critics podcast I follow talked about the troubled production and how Disney is almost shadow-dropping it, fucking Pixar out of their original movies, and favoring endless sequels.

>>211758760
I'll wait for Disney+

>>211757739
This. We call it the GrubHub effect.

>>211764057
im dying

>>211757034 (OP)
Purely Latinx physiognomy

>>211758757
I just made my e-girlfriend cum so now I'm blowing off some steam by laughing at Disney losing money

>>211757034 (OP)
Disney and Pixar both lost it when they became the same thing.

>>211757034 (OP)
It's the number one animated film at the theaters you stupid bitch

>>211764825
plenty of movies have done that and bombed

>>211764269
Must be kinda cool for the "artists" to have the most influential art style of the decade just for making some stupid commercial.

>>211757034 (OP)
There are two white males in the entire movie. One is an autistic sperg nerd ham radio NASA nut played for laughs. The other is a blonde bully who forces a poor, black flunkie to bully Elio and gets no redemption. Every single soldier or NASA employee is black, brown, or some other mutt. I think I saw one Chinese chick.

>>211764916
it precedes the commercial

>>211763414
monke

>>211765099
shocking

>>211765535
>ElioSolis(Kibreab)ElioSolis(Kibreab)

>>211765102
true artists steal

>>211757149
>>211757573
it was endearing a couple times about a decade ago
now it's just more globohomo simplify everything into the most basic slop possible

>>211757034 (OP)
because brownwashing is over

>>211765099
yah theyre never getting my money, why would you pay somebody to slowly genocide you?

>>211761940
>Get BTFO
>Immediately attacks dick size

I didn't know there were women (not male) on this board.

Anons how are your cinemas seats taken looking... i won't do mine yet since its morning here

>>211757034 (OP)
If it wasn't for this board I never would have heard of it. Which is probably not a good sign for its box office potential. They must have known it was a dud and cut all their advertising budget

>>211764269
Except that other anon's pic looks just like the GrubHub commercial with was universally clowned on and disliked

>>211769199
lmfaoo still crying

I saw it earlier today with my son. It was the most basic point A to point B paint by numbers plot you could imagine. The Movie could have easily been boiled down to less than an hour on Disney+, but where's the money in that? Elemental was actually a better movie all around, and that movie still was not even close to an upper-eschelon Disney flick.

>>211771001
Oh, I forgot to add: I think the entire theater had 20 people at most during the showing I was at. That's not an exaggeration either. I really mean 20 people maximum.

>>211757034 (OP)
immigrant self-insert trash isn't interesting.
these immigrant director/writer think their experience is unique when its not.

>>211771001
so the gay awakening really got cut or... was it still there as subtext, or is the movie at face value just non-gay at all and it's up to the pedos to do the undressing of him in their head or what? I mean we're talking about the most overtly gayest character design in an animated film ever, and you're like "tha mofie goes from A to B" as if that's not even there

>>211771467
It's not gay at all, it's just boring with a veneer of "omg look at all those quirky alien character designs and voices!"
But Elio the character has zero gay subtext that picked up on, he's just an 11 year old kid that feels isolated until he gets abducted and the movie actually starts about 30 minutes in.

>>211771598
hmm i think it might have gone under your 'radar' so to speak. but maybe they did have to tone it down last minute

>>211771913
I mean it's entirely possible, but nothing overtly hit me between the eyes with some groan-inducing shoehorned gay shit. Like Inside Out 2 you can absolutely tell that they wanted to make Riley a lesbian so fucking badly, but I didn't get any of that here, which I guess is one plus for a movie like this that just isn't very good.

>>211765535
This synopsis is almost as boring and uninteresting as the aesthetics of the movie.

>>211758519
remember when Pixar movies were guaranteed hit after hit every time?
it's been a decade but I think its was around The Good Dinosaur was when Pixar started to seem fallible

>>211757034 (OP)
Never even heard of it. But it looks like all the CGI movies about brown people. I probably saw a poster and assumed it was the one about the fish that turn into brown people.

>>211762153
I wonder why people aren't hyped??

>>211772492
The Good Dinosaur is more of a long tech demo rather than a feature film. I'd have had a better time looking at the different landscapes for an hour over the actual bullshit movie with shitty character designs.

>>211759854
they keep doing the gay boy thing and it's really fuckin weird, you're probably thinking of Luca.

>>211772492
Toy story 4 was like their last swan song. since that one they've seemed to only focus on gay human interest shit which they never really did before. Inside out was the writing on the wall really. Just look at their releases before TS4, and after. Goes from fun settings and concepts, to just "what if queer child but with chink/lesbian/gay/black paint?" fucking lame.

Because it's about a crippled minority doing gay shit, and the pendulum swung back and people aren't spending money on that faggot shit

>>211758519
It's far higher than $150 million. They delayed this movie for a year+ and scrapped large chunks of it. $150 million is the range for a Pixar film that didn't have as messy of a production.

>>211772843
I will give credit where it's due and admit that I unironically liked Soul a lot. I also think some people REALLY overvalue some older Pixar movies like Up, where everyone glazes the first 10 minutes but then conveniently forgets that it nosedives into retardation with talking dogs flying airplanes and a big gay bird chase.

>>211764057
lmao

>>211773004
as dumb as up becomes, i give it credit for trying to maintain a fun outlandish concept. the recent movies are jjust like shitty teen dramas with potentially interesting window dressings.

>>211773004
soul is pure presbyterian propaganda. miss me with that predestination shit

>>211771598
>>211771913
>>211772156
there was nothing gay in the movie no matter how much that anon wants there to be. it just had poor art direction across the board

Because Disney owns Pixar and put all their marketing eggs in the Lilo and Stitch basket

>>211757034 (OP)
>Brown main
>shit design
>one eye “eye of providence” not-so-hidden symbolism
>illegal alien subtext
>feeling “alien” in one’s own body i.e. queer or trans subtext
>”Communiverse”

I hope this big ball of Satanic shit bombs hard at the box office. It’s a subversive, woke psyop aimed directly at little children. It’s everything I expect out of the cancer that is modern “cinema”, but I’m continually shocked that everything supposedly wearing the skin-mask of progressivist / Lib / Leftist politic is always fiending after the minds and souls of children. It’s fucking sick.

Bad marketing. It seems like Disney didn't really care about this one. They focus all their attention on sequels and remakes.

>>211773522
The creators state flatly there is a specific queer texture to the main character, you slimy, disingenuous ShitLib.

Kys.

>>211773775
>The creators state flatly there is a specific queer texture to the main character
>queer texture
what the fuck does that even mean? you sound retarded

>>211757034 (OP)
Here's What Happened:
Pixar’s Old Style (Toy Story – Coco era):
Highly detailed, semi-realistic animation

Naturalistic proportions, textures, lighting

Serious emotional tones

New Direction (Luca onward):
Simpler shapes, rubbery motion, bigger eyes and mouths

More expressive squash-and-stretch

Inspired by 2D animation, stop-motion, and international styles like Ghibli or Laika, not Grubhub

Part of a deliberate shift toward playfulness and cultural specificity

So Why Does It Feel Similar to Grubhub?
Because both styles share:

Rubbery limbs and bodies

Giant heads and mouths

Simplified, stylized environments

Over-the-top expressiveness

Thanks ChatGPT, its also telling me that the true inspiration for this art comes from a studio named Laika in Portland Oregon who did Coraline. Plus Gen Z sensibilities morphed it.

>>211774192
i wish weebs got as mad at triangle noses and fuckretarded big eyes as they do at bean mouth

>>211773004
Up definitely blew its wad. Finding Nemo starts sad and dark, but it gets momentum and keeps it the whole way through.

>>211774192
>Thanks ChatGPT
I thought I was detecting a total lack of insight

>>211758519
>Why's Pixar cryin?

>>211773004
I didn't watch Up when it came out, but noticed that people were very fond of it.

What I didn't notice was that people never really talked about the rest of the movie and literally all the praise came from the first 10 mins; so when I finally watched it and got to the part of the talking dogs, I was incredibly baffled wondering what was going on anymore and why people loved it so much.

>>211773736
>It seems like Disney didn't really care about this one
Then they should have written the movie off for tax purposes than reshoot the entire movie.

>>211773775
How long ago was that quote? Because when the movie was more autobiographical, then yeah I believe that the director wanted to add personal gay awakening shit, but once they moved him off this project to do coco 2, the new team took all that out and made the character a lot more bland and kid friendly

>>211757034 (OP)
Casual tourist here. My family and peers rejected it because it looked boring and homosexual. Some of them are Japanese, so normally disney is an automatic go for them.

Mexicans are too busy rioting to support it

>>211758757
Well, it's not like theres' any good movies out now.

>>211773004
>Up, where everyone glazes the first 10 minutes but then conveniently forgets that it nosedives into retardation with talking dogs flying airplanes and a big gay bird chase
Yeah Up really shit the bed after the first act. It would have been better as a short movie.

>>211757034 (OP)
There was zero marketing. I only heard about it for the first time a fortnight ago. I feel like Pixar are cutting their losses by limiting marketing because they don't think the concept has legs at the box office, so it's really more of an in-person premiere of a soon-to-be-on-Disney+ special.

>>211773775
>>211773983
>>211775648

OK. I'll bite. What the FUCK is a queer texture?

>>211775827
Velour

>>211757034 (OP)
Got a skull shaped like a toilet.

>>211772156
>>211773522
Remember though, this is the company that spent 150 million reshooting the entire back half of Indiana Jones just so they could gaslight us about it. I would not be surprised if there were very significant changes.

>>211757034 (OP)
I am genuinely curious who exactly they're pandering to with this art style

>>211757739
I never watched that movie i could just tell its slop

>>211776715
>who exactly they're pandering to with this art style
What if this art style is all that they're capable of producing anymore?

>>211774768
They still get to write off their losses for tax purposes. Its just whether the act of releasing and already completed movie still costs more than not doing so.

>>211775827
Genital warts.

>>211757117
They made a movie out of that door dash commercial but cheaper animation.

>>211758760
It’s a children’s movie why would I watch it

>>211773621
kek

>>211757034 (OP)
No one has truly given as shit or had high hopes for a pixar film since Coco/Inside Out.
The closest was Incredibles 2, and most wanted to see Helen's ass again and they studio gave us what we wanted.

>>211757034 (OP)
>Why is Elio bombing at the box office?
It's because the people who its made for (illegal beanies) are being deported and/or cant afford to pay $100+ dollars to see some shitty movie with all 12 of their illegal kids because they are all poor (because they're illegals)

>>211757034 (OP)
FEEL GOOD

>>211773004
the first ten minutes of Up is better than the hours and hours of nu-Pixar slop produced after it. Basically everything after Toy Story 3. Fucking broccoli headed zoomer. What happened to this studio did they fire all the white guys?

>>211773775
>>211775827
does he mean subtext?

>>211757034 (OP)
Is this the Robbie Williams movie?
I never liked that guy.

>>211758978
Wow, that sounds so interesting.
Fuck classic fairy tales or the hero's journey, I want more movies about dull brown people and their life experiences.

>>211780418
So he's a fag, got it

>>211781634
To be fair Finding Nemo was based on Andrew Stanton's realization he was micromanaging his son to make sure he wouldn't get hurt, but that was actually well done.

>>211779114
Incredibles 2 might be the biggest letdown of all. All that time between movies and what we got was just a worse in every single way, watered down retelling of Incredibles 1. It's Pixar's equivalent of the Force Awakens to A New Hope.

>>211757706
war crime

>>211776613
There were such significant changes that they changed directors halfway through. The first one was the guy who actually came up with the whole premise to essentially be an allegory to his own life. That also meant that he probably wanted to make it gay and have all gay subtext and/or a coming out metaphor. He got moved off this movie to focus on Coco 2, and then the new team came in and probably cleaned house and took all the blatant gay stuff the first guy wanted and nixed it.

>>211783361
how did they drop the ball so hard?

>>211784839
also wasn't the point of The Incredibles that it's vaguely 50s themed? I thought it was supposed to be an homage to that era of superheroes. The new characters they designed don't match that at all. It seems like they didn't recognize that and instead used the main family as their only visual basis for what is and isn't "super hero looking".
As a result all the characters just look like kinda weird drafted prototype versions of the main family. I feel like if a hero wouldn't reasonably sell copies of their comic in a standalone story, then you fucked up designing a superhero. No little girl wants to be any one of those ugly bitches

>>211784839
God it was so mediocre at best
People liked the original because it worked very well as a family movie and everyone had a character they could emphatize with, even with the villain. The family dynamic was so well done, but then they took the sequel and just made it about capeshit tier heroes and superpowers

>>211758095
Gotta hit that disability checkbox even if it's temporary.

>>211757034 (OP)
What the fuck is even this?

>>211785210
la creatura del inferno

>>211758252
There's a reason Coco was successful but not the slop they released after

>>211766487
It was only ever acceptable with gravity falls, steven universe and star, even the bad guys is really pushing it

He looks like Diddy Kong lol
>>211757149
Hey I like Steven universe

>>211757034 (OP)
Mexigoblins are a hideously ugly people. Nobody actually wants to look at reditions or drawings of Mexicans on screen

>>211757149
>>211757573
This, it's also some weird discount Studio Ghibli style.

>>211757034 (OP)
>third mystery meat protagonist gayboi pixar movie in a row
Have they considered trying to tell any other story besides that?

>>211784839
If you watch all of the deleted scenes you can plainly tell the entire movie was different at some point in production and much more in line with what everybody obviously wanted. Every single deleted scene is better than everything that's actually in the movie proper and I have never seen that before with any other movie and its respective deleted scenes.

>watch trailer
>listen to the music
>before developing a SINGLE melodic idea for the movie, the music cuts to Don't Stop me Now
>stays that way till the end of the trailer
I wasn't expecting much but come on

Lol

>>211758519
I’d really like to see some cost breakdown of whatever’s blowing the budget for Pixar movies nowadays.
Mario was 100 mil and it was already an established IP

>>211772492
By the time of Cars 2 the studio had a clear pattern of "generic but profitable" and "slightly more esoteric and somewhat less profitable" that they then traded out for failure after failure. Ending up as a streaming slop factory for Cars sequels would probably be a mercy at this point

>>211757034 (OP)
>Why is Elio bombing at the box office?
-bad marketing, hurt by its initial reveal 2 years ago that was a completely different film
-no brand attachment and a premise that doesn't sound particularly encapsulating (the old premise sounded a lot more original)
-grubhub art style

>>211773369
might have to give it a look as a chadvinist presby, cheers

>>211762754
It is true.
But Inside Out 2 made over a billion. All that's going to happen is that Disney will double down on releasing sequels and remakes. At least this film was an original ip.
Get Ready for Frozen 3, Moana 3, Coco 2, Frozen live-action (no nudity), Moana live-action, Coco live-action, Zootopia 3 etc

>>211773004
I loved the talking dogs and big dumb bird. Up was fucking SOVL.
Soul was alright too. Not great, but alright.

As long as we're talking about this faggy art style, this was thinly veiled homosexual propaganda, right?

>>211783361
Incredibles 2 was far worse than TFA.
TFA was pretty inoffensive and at least worked as a soft reboot.
Incredibles 2 was literally "Incredibles but Elastigirl is the main character now because feminism and fuck the boys lol isn't this so much better :D"

>>211764269
The grubhub ad works better with Unravel.
https://youtu.be/ZgSeXW-KjNc?si=eMuIWaYye27ps2hb

>>211776826
Mommy Ming made the movie for me, if you have Asian women in yoyr family their insane but you still love them

I liked it.
I had a few good moments with the film, I liked the part where they go to space on the spaceship and everyone on earth with a HAM radio kept giving them coordinates to dodge the space debris.

>>211757034 (OP)
Because it stars a thirdie goblin instead of white people

>>211757034 (OP)
Dios mio

>>211757034 (OP)
What is he? Your lips don't stick out further than your nose unless you're black and even then, it's rare and considered ugly.

>>211788668
He's gotta be some fucked up race mixing abomination like me, my dad is half nig and I'm all fucked up

>>211788374
From what I've heard. I'm part of the silent majority that hasn't seen it.

3d artists are the most soulless type of artist (and I am one, so I know a few of 'em) they always think they can adopt a cool style from some other medium and do it in 3d graphics. So the beanmouth style is some 27 year old faggot being like
>It'll look just like Ponyo, it'll be so cute!

>>211773004
>I think too many people like the saddest 10 minutes of cinema made in the English language that they forget that the rest of the movie is great too and I'm a room temperature contrarian who hates going to a movie and being entertained because I think feeling like shit means you're smart

>>211788374
>watches Ponyo
>hmm how shall I do my own take on this
>Oh, I know, we'll make it """Lovecraftian"""
the perfect intersection of s o y

>>211788743
The only reason I saw it is because I work at a middle school monitoring an autist and his flaming liberal English teacher made the class watch it.

Premise of the film aside, the animation was literally nauseating and I can't comprehend why studios keep making shit look like this. Even the kids thought it was cringe.

>>211788154
>the old premise sounded a lot more original
>faggot director uses disney's piggy bank to tell his life story like it's anything anyone wants to hear ie unwarranted self importance
that would be like the 4th version of this exact circumstance at pixar in the last 8 years.

>>211782107
>First guy says he doesn't want movie about dull brown people
>But anon, what about when they made imaginative movies about interesting white people?!

>>211788820
>>I think too many people like the saddest 10 minutes of cinema made in the English language


I mean.... it's sad and very well done...but 'saddest' in all of cinema? Like from the turn of the 20th century to now, there hasn't been a sadder moment? Really? A bit of an exaggeration to say the least.

Also I agree with that other poster that "Up" is a brilliant 10 minute short film followed by good-but-forgettable 70-80 minutes. Seriously, the beginning is literally the only thing people talk about with "Up" outside of *maybe* the "Squirrel!" joke.

Then again, I know I'm in the minority. I've always felt Pixar to be VASTLY overrated due to western animation being so garbage for years. Pixar made animated films that were above average/not for toddlers seems magnificent, therefore people overhyped them and proclaimed the meme that "they don't make CARTOONS, they make ANIMATED FILMS." Sprinkle in some Oscar-baiting moments for emotional manipulation (the opening of up, the furnace scene in Toy Story 3, etc.) and you have a studio that gets much more praise than they deserve.

They definitely had some good-to-great movies (for instance, "The Incredibles" is great) - but people acting like ALL their old movies were 10/10 masterpieces are blinded by nostalgia and/or are massive Disney fags.

>>211789347
What are you talking about?
The old premise was "lonely sad young boy accidentally gets mistaken for the leader of earth and keeps up the lie because he feels supported for the first time in his life".
The new premise is "young quirky boy purposely gets himself abducted by aliens and goes on a whacky space adventure where he learns the true meaning of friendship"

>>211757034 (OP)
>Grubhub art style

>>211788154
>grubhub art style
Sounds more derogatory than "CalArts style"

>>211789761
Calarts style is too non-specific and reeks of general seething at art students in California.
Grubhub style is very specific.

>>211780734
>What happened to this studio did they fire all the white guys?
why do you ask questions you already know the answer to

>>211783468
120%, they just can't help but inject it into everything.

>>211790016
PIGFUCK

>>211764532
Ahhh sex is over after she cums but not you, it sucks when she wears the pants eh?

>>211780418
Wow, so this is the enriched and seasoned life of a colored folx. I need to sit down and be humble.

>>211776826

Why waste your time watching furry pedophile garbage that was made by Communists when you can watch

>Ukraine Season 3
>Israel Season 2, the Iran-spin off
>Trumpire Strike Back

They keep pushing this angle that the aliens think he's the leader of Earth. Kids won't even pick up on it, cause it'll be conveyed in a few lines of dialogue and not visually in any way. The hook is just "boy encounters aliens" like we've seen a hundred times, no matter how desperately they push this minor detail and try to convince everyone it's like a crazy new twist that makes this story unique

What a complete disaster lol

>>211788374
>two effeminate little boys that behave and interact like they've been molested by the same uncle living with each other and having to hide in the water (closet) because they're fish (gay) with the movie ending with all of the fish coming out of the water (pride parade)
Veil? There was a veil?

>>211757512
Don’t insult the grubhub artists, that was a shitty, low-budget phone ad hastily cobbled together with no quality control or artistic direction or integrity and it STILL blows this 500 million dollar creepy tranny Pedoxar movie that took years to make out of the fucking water design and animation wise. I’m dead serious too.

>>211788374
Little boys like characters like Batman and Goku and little girls like cute characters, these characters are gay sissies and also are uncanny and hideous. This isn’t made for children this is made for and by creepy millenials with trans flag stickers all over their cars. Look at this shitty garbage.

>>211776270
underrated post

>>211757034 (OP)
Main character is a wimpy gaywad. It's a movie for moms, not boys.

>>211792383
>moms abuse their boys into being subservient losers
Why are modern mothers so evil? Literally? Mother culture is nothing but child abuse.

>>211757034 (OP)
>>211757573
>>211757739
I would never even pirate shit that looks like this.

>>211792147
The creator is a gen xer that has actually reproduced and had a white child, but yeah moved to commiefornia and swallowed the poz.

>>211788374
Its a movie about friendship. The writer even came out and expressly said it wasnt gay and was about a friend he made on a vacation that taught him to be more bold and brave.

>>211757034 (OP)
>american character jaw correction

/co/ is so afraid of downright shitting on it lol

>>211792581
That friend? Jeffrey Epstein.

>>211792581
He definitely fucked his friend then because that movie is gay as fuck.
Also you wouldn't just come right out and admit that you made a gay propaganda movie for kids so he's got every reason to lie.

>>211760833
this
>>211763003
also Disney’s pre productions take years, sometimes a decade or more. A Disney film is rewritten like a dozen times before production begins. That’s a lotta salaries.

>>211786777
Between this and Tomorrowland, Disney cucked Brad Bird hardcore.

>>211773621
lel

>>211769188
>why would you pay somebody to slowly genocide you?
Been asking half the country that question for 50 years. The answer? "Think of the food, and culture they bring!"

Just finished the film. How the mighty have fallen. It was just extraordinarily weak. No inspiration behind it. The story is extremely predictable. Family movies should not appeal to children only. Wall•E was not only entertaining and actually funny but deeply thoughtful. As an adult I can go back and see something I couldn’t as a kid. Elio has none of that. Absolutely no nuance. It is a retarded story made by retarded writers for a retarded audience. Animation was fine but nothing groundbreaking. 4/10.

>>211796025
nowhere in the industry is safe from >>211790016. The grim reality.

>>211761940
I'm actually a woman, thank you very much, so don't bring my feminine penis size up. It's probably bigger than yours, chud, which is why I'm getting reduction surgery this year. I'm gonna get it shortened just enough to enhance its femininity, but will make sure that it's still longer than yours, you tic-tac.

For fucks sake Pixar just make a film about talking animals going on a funny adventure it's not that hard

>>211757034 (OP)
beamouth slop
I assume, I haven't watched it

>>211798849
you are correct to assume, everything points towards it >>211790089
>>211790016
>>211780418
sure they probably last minute decide not to have anything overtly fag in the movie but gay ingredients make a gay cake, gnome saiyan?

>>211758757
it's not night here because I'm in a civilized time zone

>>211757034 (OP)
I have friends who went to an early screening event and they said people gradually left as the movie progressed because it was so boring, tries to emotionally gripping but fails, eventually they walked out too.
Disney and Pixar need to stop giving minority writers and directors work because they bog down their movies with social bullshit to the point where even normies get tired of it.

>>211757739
Most of the artists in the industry now either went to Calarts, went to schools where Calarts alums or former staff teach there, or have their style shaped or inspired by Calarts by being influenced via working on project/friends in the industry,etc.
There is always an era where the DNA of cartoons and animation are influenced. There was a time every tried to copy Bluth or Keane.

>>211776826
>I called it slop to show I'm superior

>>211764269
this is prime corona-era cringe kino tho

>>211757034 (OP)
>CalArts
>Gay protagonist
>Shitty story
Gee I wonder why

>>211757034 (OP)

Slip isn't bombing!

> ‘Elio’ At $22M Is Pixar’s Lowest Opening Ever,

Okay, maybe technically, but...

>>211757739
White man's whore phenotype
I love nerdy virgin Asian chicks, deflowered at least 5 in total hnnnngggg

> Disney/Pixar’s Elio at $22M+ is the lowest opening for a Pixar movie, lower than the first Pixar feature, 1995’s Toy Story at $29.1M, and also lower than 2023’s Elemental ($29.6M).

Lower than with 30 years of inflation. Oh, someone is getting fired.

>>211757739
this looks so poor, like, ratatouille came out 15 years prior, surely they can do better than this? it looks flat and shittily textured, look at how the glasses frames look like they're a foreign object in the scene, what the fuck are they doing over there.

>Actual good and original story
>Nobody cares

This absolute fucking state of the modern audience. Guess it's nothing but sequels, remakes and live action adaptations from now on.

>>211757034 (OP)
He kinda looks like the boss from The Incredibles

>>211757034 (OP)
I remember a long time ago having high hopes for pixar movies to look better and better but they just keep getting uglier
What the fuck is this retarded era

>>211800992
>Actual(sic) good
false. its bland and boring

>>211780418
>Movie is a therapy session for the director

>>211801616
You didn't watch it.

>>211801924
i read the chat gtp summary which is the same thing

>>211800620
Imagine being this triggered that no-one likes your ching chong foid movie.

>>211788374
You can see that right in this poster. They're doing an equal three-way-symmetrical gesture of friendship, the hands, but the one boy also puts his arm around the other. If you saw a photo of real people like this you would understand ah, the men are a couple and this is their hag. This is typical of the 20th century times where a person couldn't come out with it, but some later documentary about some 'bachelor' composer or artist or something will show a pic like this and everyone can 'get' it

>>211800874
It's probably 100% ESG funded with how many checkmarks it has. Ticket sales are just a formality.

>>211757034 (OP)
Its a bad movie

>>211788374
The background is AI slop, weird for the movie being 2021.

>>211757149
it is Cal art style. My sister got 2 degrees in art in california and she draws this shitty way even though shes way better

>>211788374
no, luca leaves with the girl at the end

>>211801681
This is actually what I feel whenever I see Pixar movies lately. They're someone's personal axe to grind and don't even feel like stories.

9 million Saturday domestic
this movie is doing Wish numbers

>>211757706
it must be so awkward when all these jewish leaders go to war with each other

>>211800874
It would be racist to fire anyone involved in the production of the movie

They keep trying to force spic shit on us. Too many in a row to be a coincidence. Luca, encanto, the people in wish were hispanic, fuckin' coco. Somewhere at disney 3D there is a fat mexican woman that is forcing shit and wanted "another coco" so bad but this time they made the boy way too fucking ugly and made his name ugly too not cute like coco (I bet half the people that went to watch coco thought that was the boy's name going into it)

>>211773004
Wait, you don't think a house floating away with balloons is retardation but a bird chase is over the edge?

>>211803017
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

>>211776826
Turning Red is the best thing Pixar has done since Cars bro you gotta see it

>>211771913
Elio do be looking fabulous there fr fr

>>211773621
4chan best

>>211801158
Pixar theory still rock solid

>>211801924
I watched it and it was bland and boring.

>>211773736
I had literally no idea the film existed except for the fact my younger siblings caught one ad and wanted to see it (according to my mother who took them it was okay, nothing special)
given I tend to catch at least one ad for any mediocre disney/pixar film somewhere that tells me clearly they abandoned this film

>>211804863
so you're saying he wasn't zesty *enough*

this movie looks like doo doo slurping up itself

>>211786989
it genuinely made it feel like a movie that came out over a decade ago, incredible

>>211788374
I can't stand how this shit looks, the designs are so stilted and lifeless. How did they make a story about TF lame to me

>>211757034 (OP)
he literally looks like a little mexican chimp
why would they design an ugly ass lil beaner chimp like that
deport this simian to el salvador

>>211757034 (OP)
Pixar needs to stop making films centered around humans and go back to objects, animals, anything that sets itself apart from every other 3D CGI studio. They haven't been good since 2008.

>>211757573
its like wallace and gromit dipped in baby oil
the diddy animation style

>>211806236
>pushes for diversity
>creates caricatures more offensive than the Untermensch

>>211758757
>le Friday night
kys

>>211757034 (OP)
lol

>>211806338
>wallace and gromit
can't believe this hasn't been mentioned more

>>211758757
avatarposting as an e-girl on 4chan on a Friday night is even worse

you are a fat autistic virgin man, not that girl. faggot

>>211757034 (OP)
my first thought was 'I bet this kid is south american'

>>211775827
You can feel the queer texture but taking your finger and sticking it up a man's asshole

>>211757034 (OP)
Did you see the posters? Shit looks like some generic, low budget crap aimed exclusively at kids below 6.

>>211807306
yeah, that poster looks like from one of those direct to tv/dvd movies

>>211788709
>we'll design the character to appeal to brown and mixed people
>brown and mixed people: "this character has gotta be some fucked up race mixing abomination"

>>211785170
they could have hit it with a normal pirate eye patch, WHICH KIDS ACTUALLY LOVE

>>211803306
>literally menstruation: the hamfisted metaphor: the film
yeah nah.

>>211788374
I like luca, the town looks fucking amazing. Don't really care about the story.

>>211757034 (OP)
>Why is Elio bombing at the box office?
20 years ago people stopped having kids. Today kids movies bomb at the box office.

Worlds a complicated place.

>an underdog with an active imagination, finds himself inadvertently beamed up to the Communiverse, an interplanetary organization with representatives from galaxies far and wide

Are you joking me.

>>211788374
The only fanart I ever saw of this was from a shota artist so yeah probably.

>>211806236
They made the chinks look like chimps too.

>>211808396
It made me cum.

>>211808208
there's 3 main kids movies out at the moment plus some minor ones. Saturday US domestic, most went to HTTDragon and plenty still going to Stitch. its movie specific.

>>211785005
>>211784839
Incredibles 2 starts In the woke era, it's just a movie to screw on Mr. Incredible because he was having fun during the first one
That's the base of that turd

>>211757034 (OP)
What is this face

>>211790121
ELIO, YOU SPIC. YOU PIGFUCK

The problem is that the people making these movies make gay weenie shit for other gay weenie millennials, seriously. It's not made for anyone else but themselves lol

premiered in iran

>>211757739
Damn she's fucking sexy

>>211813304
did it bomb?

>>211758757
I'm eating cookies and my wife is rubbing NY back

So yes

>>211764448
Your mom sleeps with niggers

>>211757034 (OP)
I literally came to /tv/ today to see what people were saying about this movie I just learned existed. Everyone is watching How to Train Your Dragon. How does advertising fucking work? Serious question.

When Pixar's animators were dreaming about this Elio getting raped they didn't mean like this!

>>211757338
>low IQ latinx hordes now
you can say latin american, we dont give a fuck about your lefty slang for faggots.

>>211764057
bravissimo

>>211758757
Okay let's talk instead about how the commercial for it was some weird vore conditioning. I think the movie is trying to encourage small brown people to be eaten by the aliens

>>211758519
all the jews who worked on it still got paid and thats all that matters

>>211757034 (OP)
Hideous.