Was Netflix's A Series of Unfortunate Events adaptation good?

We get it. You're a pedophile, and you want to have sex with her.

No

Imagine facefucking her

>>211757436 (OP)
Maybe jews aren't so bad...

>>211757436 (OP)
Should've made it an animated series based on Helquist's art instead of some musical.

>>211758084
That would have been kino. The books are too stylized to translate well into live action, it ends up looking like a Tim Burton knockoff

>>211757684
I would never. She's wasn't of age.

It was bretty good. The main problem is that the books got worse as the series went on so the show got worse as it went on, too.

Why did they make the Quagmire twins look 3-4 years younger than Violet? The romance came off terribly, she looked like Duncan's babysitter.

>>211757436 (OP)
I didn't like the tone and I didn't like the changes to the overall narrative and structure. It felt like it was pandering to kids in the exact way the books sought to skewer.

>>211758256
>the books got worse as the series went on
This but the exact opposite

>>211757684
>Imagine being Netflix executive

>Book is about an underground society of Jewish subversives
>r/tv likes it for some reason

>>211757436 (OP)
Yeah it was decent.

>>211758910
>a secret society for….reading books and playing word games
Very jewish and subversive

>>211757684
what a crazy thought

>>211758186
NPH as Olaf was more forehead than man

I dropped it by the third episode. Couldn’t stand the acting, especially Neil Patrick Harris. Being book accurate doesn’t automatically make it a better watch. The movie had much more soul.

>>211757436 (OP)
Pretty kinorino
Was the adaption we were robbed of

>>211757436 (OP)
>yes, the lips are important, they must be of powerfully tender shape, I insist on it
>yes, Mr. Snicket, we'll notify the casting director

>>211759198
wtf shes brown?

>>211757436 (OP)
no, everything good in it was stolen wholesale from the movie, everything that wasn't from the movie was mid, and they repeated the movie's main flaw which was making olaf goofy and giving him too much screen time
netflix are a fucking joke

>>211760082
Violet always had unusually puffy lips, even in the books. Klaus too. What did they mean by this?

>>211760310
uhhhh violet what are you doing

>>211760271
no she's quite pale actually

>>211760450
Jews irl have big fishy lips but usually not in an attractive way (Malina is a mischling btw)

>>211760450
I think the author just has a preference

>>211760082
Built for Very Fat Dick

>>211760473
alright
carry on then

>>211760450
They were both very well cast as Violet.

>>211760560
Soul vs soulless

>>211760711
kek

>>211760560
its crazy how much they look alike

>>211760082
Very kissable

>>211760560
>>211760809
>>211761441
Browning can act, Weissman can't

>>211761023
Shut up retard

I didn't like the tone of the show. It was too quirky, too pastel.
The movie had that fantasy-ish grimdark look like Pan's Labyrinth which contrasted with the narrative's quirks.

>>211760560
Why is Movie Violet dressed like a Victorian stripper?
Isn't she supposed to be an upper-class 14 year old?

>>211760560
shame they didn't put Malina in fetish gear as well, they dressed her kind of frumpy in the show

>>211762065
modern costume designers are trash

>>211762065
Lot more booba than Emily Browning, she's flat as a board. Great hips and ass though.

>>211762321
Emily Browning might actually have the smallest tits of any living adult woman

>>211762387
Au contraire

>>211757482
let's proceed on the basis of mutual understanding

>>211762531
Flat queen. I was about to post her.

>only able to get work in junk horror films for the past several years
Why does Hollywood hate her?

>>211762804
We're not allowed to have movies with pretty girls anymore

>>211762531
so brave of her to do that topless scene

>>211762531
Nice butt though

>>211762804
>>211760809
Green and blue, nice combo

>>211757482
>hebe
Fixed that for you. However, he does have a genuine question. The series had several seasons and went into more than the movie did. The only confusion is was it better than the books?

>>211757436 (OP)
NPH's Olaf is abysmal. He always comes across as a theater kid trying to play scrooge.

>>211762804
She doesn't let herself get casting couched. "A list" actresses are the ones who let the producers poke.

>>211764653
Isn't her dad a hedge fund manager or something

>>211764653
What a stupid conclusion.

>>211764812
>Isn't
I don't know anon. Is he?

>>211764812
that has what to do with anything? they're all rich in Hollywood already, being from a family wealthy in an unrelated field doesn't get you any connections

>>211765061
Sure but what I'm saying is she doesn't need the money. She can star in the occasional b-movie and hang out in the Manhattan art scene without spreading her legs for every creepy producer just to make rent.

>>211762804
she just graduated from college so I guess acting was on the backburner during that time

>>211765061
>unrelated field
That’s a bit of a stretch. Do you know who runs Hollywood?

>>211761023
this but unironic

>>211765347
>mom isn't jewish
no wonder she's out of work

>>211765347
>uh like they all know each other and stuff right
If Nicola Peltz's literal billionaire tycoon Jewish father couldn't buy her a career then I'd say it doesn't translate directly if you don't actually have any real connections in production or studios in Hollywood.

>>211765454
nah

>>211765701
nta but literally every Jewish actor with rich parents is accused of being a nepo case. If you’re gonna make an exception for her then you might as well say Jonah Hill made it all on his own

>>211765897
They accuse everyone of being a "nepobaby" these days

>>211760271
>>211760747
Jackass hands typed your post.
>>211760711
Ugly Bastard hands typed your post.
>>211762065
Malina isn't slutty enough for that.

>>211765347
Damn, her dad is turbo Jewish. She must suck ass if he can’t get her hired

>>211765928
Most are.
>>211765318
Surprised she knows how to keep her mouth shut.

>>211765973
She's lovely

>>211766046
>No justice no peace!
*J6 happens*
>N-no, not like that!

>>211760473
Big
Thick
Eyebrows

>>211766046
I don’t care for the way she’s clinging to him and biting her lip in that one photo.
A child that she should also not be in a bikini

>>211765973
>>211766316
Did her eyes change from brown to blue or am I retarded

>>211760560
Both
At the same time
At the age shown here
All day
Every day

>>211765897
it doesn't really make sense for Malina because the subject is that she's only been in junk horror films for several years

>>211766539
You are retarded. Her eyes are blue in both.

>>211757436 (OP)
>we need this 11 year old to have massive dsls
I don't remember them ever mentioning her lips in the books, why did both adaptations feel the need to do this?

>>211766588
There are much, much better actresses than her who can’t even land those kinds of roles, anon. Shitty low budget movies like that are exactly what rich nepo cases with zero talent get plugged into, since their parents often help finance them. Even non-shitty low budget movies, actually; Anya Taylor Joy’s dad funded The Witch to get her a spot

>>211766794
She's 14 chud

>>211765973
Violet was always attractive, but it was when I saw Carmelita that I knew I was down bad.

The books themselves just aren’t very good. Full of deliberate plot holes and incredibly inconsistent in tone, sometimes Olaf is a comic relief stooge, sometimes a cold blooded killer.

>>211766539
Her pupils were dilated from all the cake sniffing

>>211759598
After the lumber yard episode it gets better

To Carmelita.
Some say you are named
for a secret Catholic society,
the Carmelites.
Others say you share their eponym,
Mount Carmel,
a geographical feature in Israel,
the promised land.
Still others say that your name means
"little garden-land",
for "garden-land" is what "Carmel" means in Hebrew,
and "ita" is the Spanish suffix
referring to things that are diminutive and feminine.
But to me,
although I know this etymology to be false,
as so many things are,
you will always be my sweet candy,
as though you were all wrapped up in paper and wax,
my little burnt sugar.

>>211767104
Wait that picture fucking sucks, deleting it from my saveds lmao, I must have only saw a thumbnail or something before

>>211766807
>ummm AKSHULLY that's exactly what I meant OK!

>>211766830
>we need this 14 year old to have massive dsls
Doesn't sound much better

>>211766807
like who? who is gunning for a literal Z-list movie like that? you're trying way too hard to tie everything remotely related to this actress to "muh jews" and it's really forced

>>211765973
had completely forgotten about this qt, I almost watched the series for she

>Emily Browning career: dead
>Malina Weissman career: dead
>Kitana Turnbull career: dead
The real tragedy

>>211768602
Welcome to child stardom

>>211768602
God damn they keep growing

>>211768971
Browning had an adult career, asshat.

>>211765973
how does one sniff cake?

>>211767841
fellatio is an essential VFD skill

>>211757436 (OP)
I liked the movie, I couldn't get myself to keep watching the show
It was dragged so much

>>211760271
No. That's the first Violet. Emily Brown

Where my Quigleychads at?

>>211767104
>Kitana Turnbull
Looks like daddy was a MK gooner

>>211757436 (OP)

>>211757482
Shes literally an adult.

>>211769646
>white Kitana
I am ok with this.

>>211769061
Did anyone else think that the scene in the show that revealed that she was herself addicted to sniffing cake was obvious directorial fetish? Like, that wasn't in the book, it wasn't funny, and it didn't contribute to the story, it was just an excuse to make Kitana Turnbull make orgasm faces at the camera

>>211766316
>>211765973
>>211766832
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>>211767104
I love this cakesniffer

>>211770189
>it wasn't funny

>>211770257
I mean, it was cute and funny, but it wasn't actually funny, you know?

>>211770292
No, I don't. It was funny for a kids show.

>>211770200
See >>211758445

Klaus is supposed to be 2 years younger than Duncan but he looks 4+ years older.

>>211758445
IDK about this, but I know that in principle I wanted to waifu Isadora too (along with Violet and Carmelita) but everything about the Quagmires was just so fucking boringggggg. watching-paint-drying tier characters

>>211770333
>implying he wasn't just supposed to be a manlet in the show
Check em

>>211760560
It's weird how these two actresses both love to chainsmoke. They're mouths are too pretty to be ruined.

>>211770398
He literally looks 10 years old, he's supposed to be a high school freshman

>>211770436
I stand by my post as I have seen freshmen look young like him.

>>211770435
Emily is British, that's just a given
Surprised about Malina though

>>211770435
>It's weird how these two actresses both love to chainsmoke.
This had better be bait.
>>211770504
Emily is an Aussie, son.

>>211770435
Malina doesn't smoke.

>>211770504
>>211770601
>>211770611
How can you have a waifu and not know what goes on in her daily life?

>>211770478
>Violet fell in love with this lil nigga
https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7495396542983998750

>>211770695
I can kind of relate to them; after your waifu is ruined by age, why even care what happens to them at that point? Just relax and live in the better days.

>>211770695
>waifu
Why would you assume I am waifuing her?

>>211770695
I do, that's why I know she does not. Unless you're going to claim trying weed in college is "chain smoking cigarettes".

>>211770611
>>211770794
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6ZJILNLxi7/?img_index=1
I don't know about chain smoking, but she is definitely going to bog herself later on.

>>211770857
That's a blunt you fuckin idiot.

>>211770903
>calls me an idiot because he can't comprehend what he reads
Jackass hands typed your post.

>>211770857
>she smoked weed
>therefore....bogging

>>211771011
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE WEED LMAO

>>211771011
Yes. It shows that she will more likely fall for the pressure an lies of her 'friends'. Not surprised a child like you can't understand this.

>>211771066
>we're now supposed to react to anon's random speculative hypotheticals

>>211771066
weed fags are perpetually mentally children

>>211771011
The famous marijuana to facelift pipeline, bro, don't you know?

>>211771095
You can shitpost all you want, child. Seeing as how her sister already did it, she'll likely convince Malina to do something similar. Even more likely if the junkie is getting passed up for a younger or more attractive girl.
>>211771103
It is actually rather sad.

>>211771035
need to rub sunscreen down there

>>211771035
>>211771207
Have you seen the other girl's sunburnt leaks? She has the nicest burnt turd cutter.

>>211770857
why would the girl need to "bog" herself when she naturally has huge lips and big cheekbones?

>>211771185
Her sister who was comically plain compared to her? Yeah I wonder why that girl went all instagram whore at a young age

>>211771244
Let's hope we get one to match for Violet 2

>>211771254
>child doesn't know that most women who bog themselves didn't need to
It's almost as if you ignored my post.
>>211771348
She was cute, but lacked the big blue eyes and big lips. She fit a different kind of fetish.

>>211763676
She didn't get extra money because technically there were no breasts to bare.

>>211771244
no i must do some research

>>211762804
Literally too busy fucking and sucking to perform a real audition.

>>211771348
>they share the same birthday date
One year your birthday present is a new sister who's prettier, paler, and inherited your mom's big lips and blue eyes.

Malipsa weismann.
I mean malina weismouth.
I mean

>>211771572
I wouldn't say prettier, just more Euro.

>>211771572
I'm sure the older sister grew up with no complexes whatsoever

>>211771035
You can tell from her upper arms that she's going to get a little bit plump around 27-29.

Not that it's a terrible thing. But she's definitely gonna have a bit of jiggle.

>>211771674
Holy shit I once fucked a Thai ladyboy who looked exactly like that thing on the right.

>>211760082
>>211760450
>>211760560
How many skeletons do you think he has in his closet

>>211771674
why did the sister come out looking vaguely Asian anyway?

>>211771244
Other girl?

>>211771805
Emily Browning

>>211771791
makeup

>>211771898
Nah it's consistent, she looks like she was from different parents

>>211772103
The standard facelift basically takes the skin on your face, pulls it back, and pins it.

If you do it enough times, you eventually get the asian eyes effect, especially if you start too young

>>211766529
What’s the problem?

Her feet are doughy.
0/10

>>211772176
anon, not everything in life is the result of plastic surgery

>>211772298
I’m Jewish and look like that guy

>>211770221
>tfw I'm not Chum Chum

>>211771348
Now I'm not one to psychoanalyze strangers, but inflating your lips in imitation of your younger sister's natural ones might indicate....something deep seated.

>>211770013
22 isn't an adult. her brain isn't even fully developed yet

>>211773159
Tell that to the 50 chads that have already blown her back out.

>>211773603
they are under 25 also and not adults

>>211773096
Her instagram pics used to be shopped to the point of ridiculousness,.mostly the lips, eyes and waist

>>211773662
>25yo can now fuck a 12yo
Neat

>>211771620
Edelweiss*

>>211758084
most children's books should be animated instead of live action, I'm thinking of Animorphs in particular but it doesn't have anywhere near the mainstream presence this series had.

>>211774230
Also Harry Potter

>>211774328
agreed, i wonder if it would have been more expensive to do it right and what studio would have gotten it though. It would have had nowhere near the mass appeal since teenagers wouldn't obsess over voice actors as much as well. But definitely more potential.

>>211774632
wtf her nips

>>211774751
they told you her sister isn't asian

>>211774956
Would kiss

>>211774751
? What's wrong with them?

>>211775132
why is she doing such slutty photoshoots

>>211775165
it's an outtake, not a published photo
those sort of outfits often show more than intended

>>211775165
She seems a little bashful actually

>>211774632
I seriously always found it weird that nudity is more taboo but this somehow isn't? We can see everything, why is this suddenly okay and also not nudity anymore?

Bigass eyebrows

>>211760082
She WAS whatever Sabrina Carpenter IS TRYING to be.

>>211775795
hate that weird midget troll doll

>>211775795
Jewish?

>>211758084
We were robbed

>>211775333
she looks very cute there

>>211772298
Cute. Seems to have a really good relationship with her dad. Jews can be good fathers.

>>211775817
they're both sexy sluts

>>211775457
ahhh, just the way I like it

>>211770435
>It's weird how these two actresses both love to chainsmoke.
she doesn't smoke cigs only weed so that makes it "okay"

>>211776184
don't you dare show my waifu smoking!
she doesn't smoke and you're a liar!

So what this actress loves to smoke cigs and weed = that doesn't make her a whore

>>211757436 (OP)
yeah it's pretty good unless you're a waifufag who HATES smoking

Smoking was really popular during the Dimes Square reactionary-adjacent Manhattan art scene era (2019-2024)

I guess you really showed those dumb npc libs by getting lung cancer huh

someone got a little triggered

>>211776310
This thread should have died hours ago

I want a jew gf.

>>211776349
Aww you mad?

>>211776406
Can you admit she's a chainsmoker? I feel like you've fags are okay with smoking drugs, but tobacco? That makes you dump waifus.

>>211759081
Careful, Count, she's packin' heat!

>>211776310
>>211776349
lmao
did you get so angry you spent the last several hours trying to track down any image she is remotely close to anything that could be lit up?
good Friday night was it?

>>211760522
thats a east european/greek thing

>>211760522
I think you're talking out of your ass and just throwing out random claims with no basis

>>211776531
>seething
at least admit to anon he was right (correct)
ur waifu loves smoking

>>211776629
>he

>>211760522
Speak for yourself. I think the fish lips are cute

>>211776349
...why?

>>211773096
crazy how even if you don't know them you can tell which is natural and which isn't

>tfw when you sent an entire fandom into a full meltdown

>>211776706
same goes for fake tits
same bullshit, men inherently know

>>211757436 (OP)
I don't know but I whacked it to the girl in the movie when I saw it.

>>211776812
SHE DOESN'T SMOKE CIGARETTES YOU FAGGOT

>>211776812
>>211776919
Anon are you replying to yourself?

>>211771713
oh NO

>>211776812
Don't do it again

>>211771713
>Not that it's a terrible thing
Its a wonderful thing

>>211765973
Best part of the show. I can't tell if she can act or not, but it absolutely worked for the character.

>>211762804
it's a living

The kids are jewish right. I remember reading these as a kid. And something felt jewish about the story.

>>211777289
>Handler himself had a Reform Jewish upbringing and has said most of the characters in the series are Jewish

>>211777289
The author (who is jewish) once said something to the effect of "Assume all my characters are jewish unless I explicitly say otherwise"

Someone put a baby in her pronto
Me preferably

>>211775906
>Jews can be good fathers.
Oh yeah

>>211761023
they both look soulful to me.

imagine if you time travelled TV Violet back to 2004 and had her kiss Movie Violet

>>211776235
DROPPED

>>211776235
PICKED

>>211757436 (OP)
Yes, but the source material was shit so

>>211760560
soul, soulless.
everybody knows the rules

>>211770221
She should be in more shows.

>>211780869
no

>>211773159
you need to seriously kill yourself you worthless subhuman.

>>211770200
yjk

>>211759081
This actually caught my interest and made me think they would be going for a pretty dark tone with the series. I watched seasons 1 and 2, and it was okayish for what it was but there was nothing else as sinister as that.
Is season 3 worth watching?

>>211772176
You are a jackass. She has always looked like she was Latina or Asian. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a bastard baby from another father and that fucked her up.

>>211772374
Proof?
>>211774230
That already had a live action show, so it is at the back of the rotation. Also, some of those books were too dark for a kids show.

>>211775333
That dude is rocking a brew with the boat.
>>211776184
>only weed so that makes it "okay"
Poor bait.
>>211776235
Well, she seems to be a pot head rather than a cig chain smoker. Probably an alcoholic at this point too. She's fucked later in life. Shame that she was corrupted so easily.

>>211776492
Both are bad, asshat. Smoking cigs is far worse in ways, but that doesn't making getting high good. As far as relationships go, cig smokers are better to date as long as they aren't going through withdrawals.
>>211776641
Yes, he.
>>211776812
Thank you. Always good to know when to drop a thot.
>>211777667
Too late.

She should've played Supergirl again, she's roughly the same age as Milly Alcock and it would be a nice connection.

>>211784019
Monke has better feet. Although she would have been better for Powergirl than Super girl.

>>211784143
Lol. Supermonke has no tits ( No, the fakes don't count). Plus she's ugly af

>>211784173
The only correct part of your sentence is the lack of tits. Of course it could have been her as Galatea before Waller was based enough to give her tits.

The bane of waifufags is reality

>>211784324

>>211783258
>That already had a live action show, so it is at the back of the rotation
yeah, almost three decades ago...Imo the real problem is that the only people who remember it are way out of the target demographic now, it wouldn't make sense to dump money into unless it somehow resurged in mainstream culture.
>some of those books were too dark for a kids show
Honestly it gets dark almost right away, kids books I read in the 90s always had potential for fucked up content. But then again this was before the internet went truly mainstream.

I think the hardest part of an Animorphs adaptation today would be that the books don't easily slot into any target audience that exists today. You'd have to seriously rewrite dialogue and relationships to aim it adults and current kid culture doesn't usually veer this dark.

I wish it had gotten done instead of the live action back then.

>>211757482
Busted! Guilty as charged

>>211786129
Well, in recent memory, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Spooksville, and this show were all old enough books that had shows last decade. We might see an Animorphs reboot now that Goosebumps and Are You Afraid Of The Dark have both had shows and films. Personally, I am still waiting for a Bailey's Kids show.

By dark I refer to sending retards to die as a distraction for example. Perhaps if it for an older audience it could have had Game of Thrones viewers. I think that going by target audience we would have to wait for at least another decade since this newer generation seem to dislike all of the degeneracy and depression in media now. This makes sense as they are looking for escapism as any viewer would and want to get away from what surrounds them.

>>211780955
True

How get Malina gf

>>211786291
>My Babysitter's a Vampire, Spooksville
fair enough, I guess I haven't been paying enough attention.

Ah yeah I get it, like David trying multiple times to kill the whole crew and the fate they left him to. Even as a kid I thought 'wtf this guy is utterly deranged lol'. I've heard young adult fiction isn't all that great rn so there might be hope for older titles getting revived. Last animorphs thread some anon brought up a social media post where Applegate brought up adapting it as well.

>>211784202
Are you seriously implying that pozztralian cunt isn't ugly as fuck? Bitch literally looks like will Poulter in drag.

>>211770851
>>211770878
>>211771035
>>211771237
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>>211779853
Kino aesthetic
hope it a good film too

>>211773159
>her brain
>developed
pick one

Why is discussion of Malina Weissman so heated on /tv/?

>>211786943
>Applegate brought up adapting it as well.
This is also in issue as I am sure she still hold rights to it, like the creator of Ed Edd n Eddy. Either way, as per my initial point, there are still a lot of easier to adapt kids books that they can put out there, so this one is probably in the back for another decade at least. The other two I mentioned didn't even get finished, so they are probably going to wait to try with a new generation of kids.
>>211788427
Because she has DSL, smokes pot, and has fallen out of the mainstream.

>>211757436 (OP)
What is this phenotype?

She looks Arab-Mongolian-White-Hispanic all at once.

>>211788565
Jackass hands types your post.
>>211787000
Yes, that is what he implied.

>>211783088
Sure. It gives far more of an ending than the books did. I kind of think the ending of the penultimate episode is better but I understand being left hanging wouldn't be very satisfying to a lot of people.

>>211784143
>>211784173
You're both wrong, Alcock has B cups but they're flapjacks.

>>211757436 (OP)
I don't like Neil Patrick Harris, so no. It worked as a movie but the television show dragged on too much and I quickly lost interest.

>Looking for my Malina folder
>Look in celebs
>Not there
>Its in social media influencers with no updates to it since 2023
Lmao, I love her though

>>211788427
I don't know. She's very inoffensive as waifus go.

>>211788780

>>211788780
It's been a quiet time.

>>211757436 (OP)
I liked it, the ending was actually better than the books. Olaf was very good

>>211765994
malina is that you please marry me

>>211789007
>malina is that you please marry me
Of course not, jackass. If I was her I would still be asleep.

>>211757436 (OP)
Was the characters appearance well detailed in the book or why does the movie and the netflix girl both look so similar with thick lips and everything?

>>211770013
Looks like a cheap whore that gets killed by a bad guy early on.

>>211789050

She gives me vibes that she got fucked over by her agent and got casting couch'd by the wrong people. Not to mention, with no big Harv around she probably couldn't secure a good position coming in to the 2020s and just got left behind. I mean, she came up with girls like Spaeny, Newton, Millie, Jenna, Moner, Mckenna, Sadie, etc. No reason she got left behind other than laziness and/or utter bad management.

>>211789428
Stop writing fetish fanfiction for strangers.

>>211789610
Her sister tries way too hard.

Honestly but how is this fair?

>>211789823
Good way of spotting real and fake lips is to look at the mouth corners. Malina's taper inward in a concave shape as they should naturally, if they are weirdly solid or even bulge outward in a convex shape, they are likely filled. Lipstick can obscure it but not that much.

>>211788875
LUSSY

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>>211773662
under 18 are literal children. 18-24 are not full adults more closer to teenagers. 25+ are full adults

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>>211789229
>we never got tall and lanky violet because every actress in that age range has puberty fat
Sad

what a thread.. but yes, it is a very good adaptation and even better than the books

>>211789229
>straight brunette hair, round cheeks, prominent lips, sad eyes, dorky ears
Seems like very spot on casting for both Emily Browning and Malina Weissman

>>211789050
I read somewhere that the author avoided describing any of the kids' physical appearances in close detail because he didn't want the reader to slot them into any familiar stereotypes--"the tomboy", "the nerd", etc. They were obviously visualized for the illustrations but even those changed pretty considerably over the course of the books.

>>211757436 (OP)
I made this exact same thread a month ago but I didn't use a picture of Malina Weissman so nobody paid it any mind.

>>211790730
Don't worry, soon there will be enough hate to shit up all future threads.

>>211788728
The penultimate peril is the finale to the main saga. The End was more of an epilogue and kind of a meta commentary on the whole series. And it’s the best one.

>>211790165
Why would you want something so retarded to be true

>>211790730
A cute girl boosts clicks. You should know this.

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>>211777345

>>211757436 (OP)
The entire story series is just misery porn. Nothing gets better, no one changes, everyone is miserable, and nothing is achieved. It has all of the soul of a Bob's Burgers episode without the humor. It's a slog to read and a bigger slog to watch.

>>211790967
Damn no happy ending for our girl?

>>211791001
Nope.

Has she walled yet?

>>211790967
it's called A Series of Unfortunate Events

>>211791096
No, put your talons away.

>>211791098
We're aware.

>>211790967
>no one changes
Sunny learns to talk, walk and cook gourmet meals. She has the most character development in the whole series.

>>211791336
Grim

>>211791096
No, but she was confirmed a smoker, so maybe within the decade she will bog.
>>211791212
>old bag with a stub

>>211769507
I like to think the only reason he caught up with the Baudelaires wasn't to tell them about VFD but just to fug Violet. It was all a ploy to get her alone on the slippery slope.

>>211757436 (OP)
i need those lips wrapped around my hog

I don't who to pick Emily brown or malina weisman

>>211791440
I'll take em both, I'm hardcore.

Malina is very cute

>>211788660
>what he implied.
Then you're the biggest jackass ITT

Would love a gf that looks like this.

>>211792404
Me on the left holding the shotgun

I appreciate the support and gratitude for my films and acting. Love and Thanks guys

>>211791212
>tfw no Malina gf to spend Christmas with