What the FUCK was that ending?

Setup for the sequel that's out next year.

Watch out OP, there’s one anon who spent hours in the other thread trying to convince people that the end was artsy and good and that you lack media literacy if you didn’t love it

THE ONE AND ONLY KING OF RAPE IS BACK, BABY

>>211759174 (OP)
They are trying to cancel the next movie by putting that ending. It's going to turn people off and tank the box office, i see no other explanation

>>211759174 (OP)
come on then, spoil it for me/us

>>211759174 (OP)
>he didn't like the power rangers killing zombies
I was just mad they didn't summon their zords

>>211759612
A bunch of guys dressed as Jimmy savil do kung fu moves with elaborate improvised weapons to kill zombies

>>211759174 (OP)
bruh i saw that goofy aah poster with the bone pile and youre telling me theres actual bone structures in the movie??? wtf they thinkin cuh lmaaaaaoooooo

>>211759690
don’t forget the double front flips and parkour, someone post a webm

>>211759690
>look at the credits and etc
>they’re called The Jimmies and have variations of Jimmy as each of their names
lolwut

>>211759750
There ya go, lad.

>>211759750
>someone post a webm
not even a cam out yet.
>>211759690
>>211759842
You guys are talking the piss right?

>>211759842
Jimbo Mutumbo is clearly the most gifted performer.

>>211759895
>>211759868
Are (You) taking the piss? Of course there's a cam out. I've watched this focken afternoon. I didn't pay a cent. Couldn't be me.

>>211759895
Get the RGB cam it's not awful.

>>211759868
>0:09

>>211759750
my bad>>211759895
>>211759868
WTF....so its tank your movie with shit editing and trash on purpose.
That looks absolute dogshit

>>211759895
guy above you posted the final scene before it hard cuts to the credits. my theater was fucking shocked, some guy in a wheelchair stormed out huffing and puffing

>>211759960
>>211759967
I dont normally watch cams.
I watched the new mission impossible though, was a TS. Movie is shit. Only watched it because I liked the previous one and wanted to see where the story goes but they fuck it up.
I already know this flick is gonna be top tier dogshit

>>211759495
>>211759868
That fucker was trying to say that they only ever do the flips from on top of the mountain but you see right there at 0:09 he does it from the ground.

>>211760066
Then check out The Unholy Trinity RGB cam. You'll enjoy that one.

>>211760140
What site you using to keep track of recent releases now?
Since RARBG died I was using TGX but that shit keeps getting blocked by ISP here I can barely ever find a proxy working. Been using EXT for a while now.
Hence why I assumed there was no cams as its not up on there, but EXT is rather slow desu with new releases getting posted.

>>211760225
>Since RARBG died I was using TGX but that shit keeps getting blocked by ISP here I can barely ever find a proxy working.
Use tor if that happens.

>>211759701
there's a city of bone towers. it's retarded

Apparently Garland said the third film is only coming if Bone Temple does good, and this sure as hell didn’t do a good job getting audiences excited for that.

>>211760345
what purpose do they serve?

I love how sabotaging franchises to save the world from slop has become a trend.

>>211759868
melons

>>211760330
Yeah I could. Just more hassle just to check for what flicks are released. Anywthing I actually want to watch I would know about anyway, Not that there is ever any good movies nowadays I can find proxies anyway but I would like a site that just shows new releases, up to date, like RARBG that doesnt keep getting blocked so I can just bookmark it and quick check.
EXT does the job OK, but like I said is rather slow compared to TGX.
No biggy anyway.

>>211759868
Based.

>>211760225
Depends how motivated you are. There's sites to get private tracker invites for free but they make you jump through hoops. You can just buy an invite on ebay from desperate pajeets. Or pay to ftp from scene servers. There's also sites with ddl links.

>>211760454
It sounds like a doctor character's autistic obsession with sorting.

I haven't seen it yet but I have no idea what the problem is supposed to be with the ending.
>uhh, that looks goofy
So? Tonal discrepancies can be kino if you don't utterly trash it The Last Jedi style.

>>211759978
>WTF....so its tank your movie with shit editing and trash on purpose
why do people act like they've never seen danny boyle movies before? you have watched Sunshine etc but you're still surprised

>>211760789
It’s The Last Jedi style. Go see the movie if you want.

>>211759868

This looks like a League of Gentlemen bit.

>>211760729
I am not a retard, I would never use some private fag trackers.
Those retards are just a bunch of self suck retards who like le secret club faggotry and ruin the scene.
Piracy is for us all to share.
DLing movies is never an issue. i dont even, or rarely DL from EXT I just use it for new release info.
I mainly just use knaben

>>211760867
Yeah I have seen his shit before but only sunshine had that trash and I think he must have thought that was a good idea.

>>211760867
The editing in this scene is different from the rest of the movie. I’m not good at putting it into words but someone else probably can.

>>211761306
Yes I just fucking reminded you of Sunshine which has the same change.

I heard they changed it so the virus never left the UK, is this true? I thought the virus entered paris at the end of 28 weeks later?

>>211761350
I’m not the anon you’re arguing with or whatever, schizo.
>>211761379
Yeah, UK is quarantined and the rest of the world is normal and has internet and delivery drivers so they kinda retconned the last film’s ending.

>>211761379
It says the virus was contained and exterminated outside of the UK. It doesn't outright retcon 28 Weeks Later, but that's really the only recognition the movie gets.

>>211759868
If you don't like this specific scene you're retarded
In fact, the entire movie should have just been this and not spent a 2/3's of it's time presenting Baby's First 'Death Happens' dilemma

This movie feels like a British cultural shitpost. It doesn't feel like a movie in its own right. It's like it was filled with things only the British would understand, and flummox the rest of the world. I seriously left the theatre feeling like I'd been pranked.

>>211761455
>>211761449
Is Ireland infected as well or just England, Scotland and Wales?

>>211759868
>Jimmy Saville tribute

not sure what is going on here

>>211759868
>Very simply, Danny and I grew up in an era where everything was about looking forward in some respects, and currently, for the last 10 or 15 years, we’re in an era that is very much about looking back. What the film is preoccupied with on some level is the way when we look back, there is amnesia, and there is cherry picking. Also, there are things that are misremembered.

idk what the fuck that's supposed to mean but I'll guess that jimmy the second grew up watching jimmy the first's show but never found out about his being a kid fucker so he was inspired to start a cult where everyone dresses like jiminy christmas and kill zombies with hardcore parkour.

>>211761030
I HIGHLY doubt that.
>>211759868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhE3IkX6wYo

>>211759174 (OP)
Is it true that there is a Crossed: Wish You Were Here reference in this movie?

https://youtu.be/AKCS-2wA4mU?si=NE3Q-gLcTfT33OxO

The chase on the causeway was kino.

>>211761603
I don't really remember. There's a graphic that's like a tactical screen of the UK. I think it's only England that's quarantined.

>>211761603
>>211762140
All of it is fucked.

>>211760789
>I have no idea what the problem is supposed to be with the ending.
It's otherwise a serious film that ends with a completely unserious sequence. A sequence that both disrespects the tone of the film and makes a mockery of the world building.
There's really no argument here, either you think the ending was out of place at best and shite at worst, or your taste in film is so retarded as to be not worth engaging with

>>211761559
Shove that contrarian bait up your blown-out asshole, lad.

>>211762306
Thanks. I couldn't clearly remember. I'm still in disbelief about what I saw.

>>211759868
certified bonkers

We don’t need another thread to shill this terrible slop

>>211762779
>shilling
Anon, everyone is shitting on it

>>211762623
>I'm still in disbelief about what I saw.
Me too, friend, me too.

>>211759868
Zombies are the dumbest genre EVER. Dumber than vampires or superheroes even.

Why these Oscar winners are making this shit is beyond me. So fucking retarded. So juvenile and fantastical.

>>211762779
>this terrible slop
It hit the magic middle ground of being good enough in parts to warrant watching but lacking in enough aspects to shit on. Prime /tv/ 300 post threads were inevitable

>>211759690
>A bunch of guys dressed as Jimmy savil do kung fu moves with elaborate improvised weapons to kill zombies

this cant be real

>>211759960
What kind of low class shitbag watches cams? Gross.

>>211759868
Holy shit this music video is awesome!
MTV, start doing this!

>>211759868
Uh-huh?
Is this supposed to be sequel bait, or did Garth Ennis sneak into the set and write in this so he could get his Crossed movie?

>>211763251
its tv series in movie disguise and yes its 3 part flick https://variety.com/2025/film/features/28-days-later-ending-sequels-gore-1236433992/

>>211759868
>It's really Jimmy Saville KungFu-Parkour impersonators
kwab

>>211759868

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>>211759868
every day I'm glad I stopped watching movies

>>211759868
i havent seen the old movies but i have a feeling this is a bit of a leap

>>211759174 (OP)
Why did they just kill the mom immediately after finding out she had cancer? She wasn't on death's doorstep. They could have gone back to the village and had a few more months or maybe even years together. The resources weren't so dire that feeding a dying woman a bit longer would have destroyed the village.

I just got back home after watching it in the theater and I genuinely loved it but everything people are saying about the ending is true

It feels like it's out of a completely different movie, it doesn't fit but it doesn't ruin the film either.

The entire movie has a different feel than the originals, definitely more depth into the human side and psyche of survivors.

7/10, I'll probably watch it again when it comes to streaming

>>211763545
we're past the enjoying movies era and well into the enjoying making fun of movies era. i literally only watch severed for /tv/ shitposts.

>>211763772
**Maybe they thought the mom wouldn't have made it back to the village safely? She was a liability multiple times and put her son in danger (she did save his life though), dying from progressed cancer is also really painful and most people are put on very strong painkillers during their last few weeks **

>>211763772
She was in tons of pain

>>211763867
you don't have to watch television or films to shitpost though. I've been doing it for years

>>211764017
She had like mega Alzheimer's dementia and schizophrenia combined, it's a horrific way to die

>>211763772
because dying of cancer slowly is an horrific way to die. she was already spending most of every day in bed, barely sleeping due to the pain. it only would have gotten much worse

>>211763814
I really liked it too but I feel that the dogshit ending did bring the overall experience down a bit for me. The only other show/film that I can say has done that to me in the last decade was Attack on Titan. What a shitshow.

>>211763772
Because COINCIDENTALLY just right now they approved euthaniasia in Britbongland, you goy retard
>https://apnews.com/article/britain-assisted-dying-parliament-vote-f8d2986e8e3fa6afb1b8bd2cf19ba5e2

there's a planned trilogy

>>211759174 (OP)
Sequel setup but wtf out of left field even for Danny Boyle lol

>>211759868
this looks like something out of a King Gizzard music video

>>211762380
>or your taste in film is so retarded as to be not worth engaging with
Post your top 5, loser.

>>211763465
kill yourself chudnigger

>>211765115
The most recent Fast and Furious
Avengers Infinity War
Minecraft movie
Citizen Kane
Fortnite Sabrina Carpenter concert

>>211762779
after seeing that jimmy saville thing I think we need threads 24/7 for the next month

This has pleb filter written all over it. Seethe, you stupid manchildren.

>>211765905
>This has pleb filter written all over it
It's amazing how wrong you managed to be with this post

>>211759868
Indian tier

>>211764961
KEK

Samson Jockey

Are penises really supposed to hang and not protrude?

>>211766186
>inexplicably still has enough iodine after almost 30 years to smear his entire body with it on a daily basis
Why are writers so fucking lazy?

>>211759868
SOVL

>>211759868
aryans stay winning

>>211766382
He made his own at the iodine mines

>>211766824
I'm sure they'll expand on that in the sequels

>>211763772

the doctor himself said the best deaths are peaceful and one's we can choose.
did you even watch the movie

>>211767164
>nooooo you can't choose to have a peaceful death back at the only home you've ever known surrounded by family and friends, it has to be here innawoods with the schizo doctor you just met who is going to barbecue your corpse in front of your 12 year old son

>>211759690
>>211759868
Why the fuck are they referencing Jimmy Savil? Will they start diddling kids next movie?

>>211767292
>you can't choose to have a peaceful death back at the only home you've ever known surrounded by family and friends
It wouldn't have been peaceful, moron. Believe it or not, dying of cancer without the comfort of modern medicine is agonizing and slow.
Our introduction to the mother at the beginning of the film is her reflexively flinging objects of the night stand and screaming from pain as she awakes and she steadily progresses to the point of intermittent dementia and confusion.

>>211765905
This movie is filtering yanks so hard. Even reddit hates this movie.

>>211761603
I think it's just England. They're flying an English flag, not the Union Jack

>>211767320
Yes! Yes they will.

>>211762306
I bet by the 3rd it'll go global again

This reminded of Attack on titan but there it didn't have the naked titans genitals flapping around, it looked so funny in this movie

So what happens in the movie? Can anybody who has watched it tell us?

>>211759868
Mighty Drunken Chav Rangers?

>>211767923
I can already very clearly see the overarching plotline set up by the rageleaks ARG and ship blockade
>people on the outside want justice for old atrocities and to know what's really happening in there
>activists make contact somehow
>inadvertently spread it like the retards in the first movie letting the chimps out, goes global
imagine the freedom flotilla going off towards london to pick up some poor refugees and show them smartphones

>>211768252

little boy grows up and goes on suicide mission for his mother and leaves his safe island village behind only to be saved by the flipping jimmies.

>>211768418
>saved by the flipping jimmies.
fucking kek

>>211768252
https://pastebin.com/raw/Pqq3vYkt
Too long to post and not cutting it up

>>211759174 (OP)
Pretty fucking based.
>everyone else
>OMG RUN THE INFECTED ARE COMING HOLY SHIT
>The Jimmy's
>does Kung Fu and isn't afraid of anything

>>211759868
Are these supposed to be the kiddos who were watching the Teletubbies when the outbreak started?

>>211768252
BZC (big zombie cock)

>>211768317
>pick up some poor refugees and show them smartphones
How do the remaining survivors survive without rapid, low quality short form digital content consumption? really took me out of the film when I looked up at some point between Thomas Shelby edits and Temu ads on tiktok

>>211759174 (OP)
just caught the last 15 minutes of the film on someones stream. wow i can tell from what i did watch the whole movie would have been boring shit.
and that ending....wtf
is it being setup for another movie or were those dumb parkour guys someone i should know from earlier in the movie? boring

>28 Days later: jim walking on empty britain
>28 Weeks later: the opening scene
What will this movie remembered for

>>211763772
Bruh she was in constant pain and couldn't keep her faculties, I'd take the painless way out.

>>211768582
Only Jimmy. The rest of the kids died, he carried on the teletubby/power ranger shit into a sort of cult of personality built around himself and picked up fresh lackeys later on. Spike is the latest one.

>>211768699
jim coming back in 2 is going to overshadow it so I guess the emotional core of the movie will stick out in the trilogy IE the story between the mother/son

>>211768787
>>211768699
just got you meant iconic scenes, in that case the deer IR easily

>>211768317
>some activists
Unless they have submarines that can fool military grade sonar they're getting sunk instantly and nobody would shed a tear.

>>211762306
Why not just nuke it? Nuke the Wales. Wipe the whole fucking thing off the map. Nothing screams liability like an island full of highly-infectious, rampaging cannibals. Literally nobody outside of that island would blame you

>>211759868
I sometimes wondered how RE: The Final Chapter's hyper-kinetic editing would be viewed if Danny Boyle, critical darling, directed it. Now we know.

>>211768699
>What will this movie be remembered for
This >>211759868

>>211769106
nobody's going to remember this scene when they have far more of a presence in the next one

>>211765493
>Citizen Kane
Absolute shit taste

>>211768983
That was hard to watch

>>211759868
Worse than power rangers

>>211768739
>>211768787
What if Jim is the real Jimmy Cult leader?? What if he and young Jimmy and Slippin Jimmy all linked up and started the cult together?

>>211768158
Thank g-d. As a proud individual of chosen descent I think more penises are needed in movies. I just wish we lived in a world progressive enough to include those made for children.

>The virus is so contagious that a drop of blood getting in your mouth, eyes, or an open wound is instant infection
>This threat feels real during the movie considering the only weapon being used are long range, like bows and guns. Hand to hand combat is basically seen as a death sentence and they run rather than chance it
>End scene comes ACTUALLY GUYS, HERE'S THIS WACKY BAND OF MISFITS WHO ONLY DO HAND TO HAND COMBAT AND ARE SO SKILLED THAT NO BLOOD EVER GETS ON THEM
>LOOK THEY COVERED ONE INFECTEDS FACE WITH A TARP SO HIS BLOOD WOULDN'T SPREAD, ISN'T THAT SMART? PLEASE IGNORE THAT THEY THEN SLASH AN AX THROUGH THE BAG, DEFEATING THE PURPOSE
The movie really was downhill after the dad stopped having screen time, but holy shit that ending is actually so bad it feels like a parody. How do you expect anyone to take the infected seriously anymore after you showed that?

>>211768699
Hung dong

>>211759495
I am that anon and it's okay to simply admit you're a simpleton who can't comprehend why the ending is amazing

Not that it matters but I'm trans btw

The sequel setup was really cringe
Movie was kinda lame but kinda fun

>>211759174 (OP)
>The Seville-ians fight back
BRAVO NOLAN

>>211769568
boyle or garland confirmed the comics are canon
selena/jim got rescued, selena went back into the zone because she's angsty and aimless and jim got prosecuted and put on death row for killing the soldiers... I guess jim somehow gets back into the zone too since he's returning, maybe he spent the last few decades in military prison and they drop him into the zone with a bomb collar or something to do some errands for them

why the FUCK are the crawlers SO FUCKING FAT
do you even KNOW how much fucking ENERGY it takes from a purely thermodynamic standpoint for a human body to fucking crawl all the time?
and they somehow are FAT AS SHIT while feeding on fucking WORMS???

>>211771361
They're norf zombies

>>211759868

>>211771182
Sir or maam, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. Until you just mentioned it here, I had absolutely no fucking clue that there was comics for this shit and I've been a fan the 28 lore since the first movie came out. How tf did i never know about this??

>>211759868
It was so stupid I actually laughed out loud (lol'd) irl (in real life). It's TOO fucking dumb. It kind of made up for how retarded the story was, but the movie still sucked.

>>211759868
Is this a Limmy sketch?

>>211759868
I honestly don’t understand the hate for the ending..

Like I understand it was a big tone shift. But it lasted 2 minutes tops. I mean do people expect people let alone kids to not develop quirks / factions of their own over nearly 3 decades? They already showed that the island had its own weird customs and I’m going to assume that the next film will dive deeper into it with Aaron Taylor.

Small review below but:

I absolutely loved the film. The introduction of the alpha was my favorite scene. Made it seem like the camera angle was just making it look big and only when we get the wide shot around do you go holy fuck. Also shout out to Alphie Williams I think he killed it as spike. There’s still some small gripes I have. Like what was up with isla saving spike from the crawler. Just a maternal instinct type of thing? And did the alpha really not break the doctor’s neck just because of a bite?

>>211761603
Ireland suffered from a different post apocalyptic death virus and was already quarantined.
>that feel when no sequel with Mitra and her army of inner city cannibals vs Malcolm Macdowells castle and knights

I went to see Karate Kid Legends instead of this tonight.

>>211759174 (OP)
>read the plot on wiki
>sounds like some made for TV movie
Glad I didn't pay to see this shit.

>>211759571
The first two movies being absolute trash should tank the movie well enough.

>>211759868
Holy fuck they really are the Jimmy Savilles

>>211759174 (OP)
when pic related appeared i thought i suddenly swapped seats in another reality and was watching some kind of "Zombies Suck" parody shit, what were they thinking?

>>211761379
>>211761603
Plot is that it was eradicated from the rest of Europe after the second movie but that the UK, Ireland, Wales and Scotland were a total loss.

>>211768699
Jimmy Saville Ninjas

>>211759868
28 decades later is going to be a crazy movie.

>>211773989
if the rest of the world is OK then i wonder why they keep zero communication, like wouldn't they send drones in to survey the are and study the infected, or airdrop supplies/radios or something to survivor settlements? even uncontacted indigenous tribes nowadays are monitored frequently from the air and stuff just to at least know if anything happens to them

>>211764747
THIS was supposed to be the end of the trilogy FFS what is this timeline

>>211774222
The answer to that is "lazy writing" because IRL, the world would be studying the shit out of it and there would be endless surveillance on what's going on in there.

>>211768977
Instead of nuking they should use drones to clear it. Infected are attracted to noise. Just have one drone with very loud speakers blasting music to draw them out, then have other drones gun them all down. Work your way across all of Ingerlund and you'll wipe them out.

>>211774274
I thought there were only mean to be 2 new movies, but now there's 3? The fuck is going on. Is Boyle just out of original ideas now or what?

>>211774314
Even that wouldn't quite work, since there would be deaf ones, ones trapped in odd places, place they couldn't gear, underground etc so a manual sweep would be needed (which is what happened in 28 Weeks Later). I'm a little confused on how there could still be so many infected considering the entire countries worth was dead by 28 Weeks Later and only the new immigrants would've been around to run rampant.

>>211774323
yeah dude filmed this one simultaneously with next one subtitled "the bone temple" comes out january, and a third one THAT HASNT EVEN BEEN GREENLIT is supposedly gonna come out who knows when
EIGHTEEN YEARS ffs, EIGHTEEN years for that piece of shit ending

>>211774703
You're acting like the first two weren't already garbage.

>>211774758
Original was kino but the second movie was pretty gay.

>>211774395
Then fuck it, turn the island into the world's dumping ground for criminals who get life sentences or death sentences

>>211774841
Escape From New York style? Come to think of it, that probably would've been a better plot. It could've been some insane Running Man style show where if you survive and make it from one side of England to the other, the winner gets their sentence pardoned.
Instead we get some bullshit about "but what if they evolved".

>>211759174 (OP)
Just got back from the cinemas, and I have to agree with you. Those last two minutes were some of the gayest shit I've seen this year.
I didn't like that the movie felt disjointed and forced in some areas, but I did enjoy some of the wider shots of the country (especially that night scene as they're returning) and some of the gore and chases were quite intense.

>>211775035
Style over substance, probably the only thing this movie has going for it.

>>211775119
Plus as well it had the trailer which was excellent, and made it out to be much better than it is (to absolutely no one's surprise).
By all means it wasn't bad, but it could've been much better.

>>211759174 (OP)
>Looked up the details on Wikipedia
>The movie was filmed on iPhones
Wat

>>211775184
The plot is absolute trash but the movie is well down visually. Even all the reviews I read focus solely on the visuals and the plot barely comes up, so it's wowed simpletons pretty easily.

>>211774395
>a little confused on how there could still be so many infected
Because they have to keep churning out crappy sequels. "realistically" the infected would have been gone after a year, two at the most.

>>211775272
Considering the amount in 28 Weeks Later that resettled England, it would've been even less than 28 weeks that time around. There were only a few thousand people that returned.

>>211759174 (OP)
>some are saying this shit is better than weeks
at least weeks was consistent

>>211774222
Considering in the last movie they tried to secure and resettle and it IMMEDIATELY went tits up and everyone died AND it also ended up spreading to the mainland causing who knows how much damage, I can see everyone just completely forsaking the whole fucking island and making any attempt to study or observe it a nightmare from an approval standpoint.

It's better than Weeks but Weeks is a really bad movie

>>211775479
The only good bit about Weeks was the intro

>>211768699
the dicks

>>211770030
Can you say in one simple sentence (less than 15 words) how the ending is amazing?
If not, fuck off

>>211775205
some scenes move the camera around a target quickly, that was made with some iphones on a half circle
think olympics camera results but now with dying zombies
wasnt as good as i hoped it would be

>>211775479
Week is the better one among all of them
>I can't forgive them driving the car with a fake background in the first one

>>211759868
"So we sat around and we said, 'We've seen Jimmy Saville in sportswear our entire lives... but we've never actually SEEN him do sports, have we?' that's when Danny and I looked at each other, and we knew we were thinking the same thing."

>>211759868
they made a Crossed film?

>>211759868
havent seen this dumb fucking movie nor will i but if i had to guess from reading some other posts they are literally going to be evil power ranger types

the rage gives them super strength and makes them a little crazy but not zombie level crazy. how can you retarded niggers not see that? its super obvious

>>211776064
not a chance mate. that's already a detail in the movie with the berserker bloke (with some infected, the rage works on em like steroids)

them power ranger guys are proper evil but they don't got no rage virus

>>211776064
just seems a bit daft to be so INSAAANE and then go out of your way to dress as a celebrity from the 1970s/80s who was in a sex scandal that was big news in the 2010s.

i didn't see 28 Weeks Later. are these not an 'alternative history' now? so 28 Years Later is in 'their' 2030s? how does that one work?

>>211776151
im saying they will say its a different strain or whatever that gives them some extra strength and makes them a little crazy but doesnt make them go full zombie

>>211776064
nah they are not infected, just a bunch of psychopaths

How much of the film shows how the people on Holy Island live?

>>211776278
>does 20ft front backflip from a standing position in your path

honestly its just hard to tell if its intentional or not because movie are such utter shit now

>>211776279
most of it. the stuff about vampires is actually just 15-20 mins tops.

>>211776269
thats stupid and so are you

>>211776171
because the infection started in 2000 so none of that shit would have come out. that part of the point that they dress like savill and be pyschos

>>211776334
yes it is stupid. just like this stupid fucking movie and anyone nigger retarded to have paid money and wasted their time on it

>>211776171
basically the UK has been cut off since 2000 but they retcon 28 Weeks and the infection is ONLY in the UK on the whole planet, so they're entirely quarantined

a dude from sweden shows up and he has a modern cell phone + some very Alex Garland observations about social media, amazon deliveries, and plastic surgery

>>211776354
yeah but you guessed wrong and you're wasting time in the thread without even seeing it

you're willingly movie cucking yourself right now, time for bed brother

>>211776354
it was a good movie, relax bro.

do we see the Alpha's dick fully erect?

>>211776623
god i hope so

>>211776338
so they're just dressing like the weird kids' presenter who is presumably long dead without any fanfare?

i know he always dressed like that, and there were always rumours, but these people (who look to be in their 20s) went "oh yeah, THAT guy, from that cache of Jim'll Fix It video tapes we found"? wut.

>>211776433
that at least sounds like it could be interesting (the short-term difference in technology levels, maybe not the social commentary).

>>211759868
A kung fu zombie movie is a kino premise shame this is shot like shit.

>>211776761
well he was massive back in the day. the guy who appears to be the leader was a kid when all this happened so who knows what the trauma would do. people dress like celebrities even today so its not a stretch. if he was a big fan back in the day and no societal pressure to dissuade him to dress like that

>>211763772
Because just like 28 days later, it's anti-white, antiwestern society slop. When you start recognizing these things, everything changes. You'll see the film from a whole new perspective.

https://youtu.be/h3qxr6VVqtM?si=awksbEuMGj0HO5lz

>>211776623
sadly no, he stays soft the whole film

>>211776761
less strange and more organic than the leather daddy aesthetic of the mad max films. a thinking man's apocalypse

>>211776920
these are practically brittish nationalist films ya twat, don't get brainwashed by some rightoid online shite u fuckin teenage goon

Can someone post zombie dick

>>211776996
Just gonna respond once in case it's not ragebait, but you're wrong. Up down left and right. Some of the symbolism is hilariously obvious when it's pointed out to you.

>>211776920
Fuck off weirdo

>>211777076
It's not weird, just true. Not saying you have to agree with me. But the premise remains untouched and unshakable.

>>211777035
Yes I want to see what this zombie dick looks like

>>211762380
The movie wasn’t entirely serious. There were plenty of comedic moments with the Swede. And the ending wasn’t that jarring either. I genuinely don’t understand what the gripe people are having with it.

>>211777239
not enough dick

>>211777035
yeah I got you

>>211777035
It's a prosthetic cock tho. Also I'm not the only one who thinks the guy looks like Jason Momoa, right?

>>211777054
the guy's entire ouvre is a celebration of being brittish. it's not "anti white" or "anti western" even if he critiques the problems he has with the UK

ah but look at me actually trying to talk about film on /tv/

get help dude

>>211777239
It's mostly the presentation. It can be jarring for a first time viewer to see Danny Boyle going full apeshit with editing and odd camera angles. His entire career consists of doing unconventional filmmaking decisions.

>>211776936
>the leather daddy aesthetic of the mad max films
that's pretty universal though, not pop culture.

i know the real reason is it's for us, not the logic of the film. but that's just worse. how shocking. we're all shocked.

>>211777510
it's universal because the first mad max came up with it, it wasn't universal before that

it actually does fit within the logic of the film
they seed the concept of a stagnated 2002 society throughout the film, the protagonist plays with a power ranger (or similar sentai) toy early in the movie, but seeing a coherence to these minor moments and choices would require viewing the scene outside of a vacuum and as part of the whole film, and why would anyone ever engage with a movie that way when you can just watch clips on 4chan and say "this thing devoid of context is bad"

>>211766382
it probably wouldnt be that difficult. i bet if you just raided a hospital youd find shitloads. a 1 oz bottle, of 2% (20,000mcg) should coat your body well enough, and a single hospital drum of iodine (25kg) has enough last 3400 years. a 1 kg bottle would get you 130ish years (1 billion mcg/20,000 = 50,000 1 oz bottles = 136ish).

only 170 bucks for this....huh. for 50,000 1 oz bottles worth of iodine. seems like it might not be a bad idea to just pack up one of these and have it in the closet just in case. sell those at 10 cents a pop worth of goods in the post apocalypse and get 5000 dollars worth of loot/goods out of it.

>>211777342
His dong looks so rubbery and fake. What a disappointment.

>>211763772
Although it doesn't answer your question of why it happened the way it did in the film, it was probably included because of the ongoing debate of assisted suicide in the UK.
Just as the movie was released an ageement was made
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jun/20/assisted-dying-law-england-and-wales-bill-passed

>>211759868
This is the director taking the piss out of the whole thing, the movie, the audience, the concept. Kinda cool he goes full anime camp and says "fuck it" after all the artsy fartsy stuff

>>211776920
what do people like you even watch? 90s veggies tales reruns?

>>211777323
lol well done.

>>211759174 (OP)
Propaganda against Mr Beast which makes it ultra based. They portray the Jimmy as cult which is reminiscent on how Mr Beast is making people submit to him.

>>211778012
thx i was doing it from memory. glad it got posted right after so i could see how close i was

>>211759174 (OP)
FLTR: Decidueye, Primarina, Incineroar

>>211767320
The outbreak happened before it was known that Jimmy was a diddler so these lads have no idea.

>>211762306
The infection is only in England Scotland nad Wales
They quarantine Ireland because it's too full of Ahmeds.

>>211768252
heart of darkness kill bill edition

>>211777649
>Chronic overexposure may lead to conditions like hypothyroidism, hyperthyroidism, or even thyroiditis.
>Prolonged topical use can cause irritation, allergic reactions, or dermatitis. Over time, the skin might become chronically inflamed or discolored.
>Iodine can be absorbed through the skin, long-term exposure increases the risk of iodine poisoning, which may affect the gastrointestinal tract, kidneys, and nervous system.
>Iodism- symptoms like headache, salivary gland swelling, runny nose, and acne-like skin eruptions.
its not iodine, its secretions from the pajeet alpha

>>211778315
>it may
>it can
>its got long term effects
>it probably sucked ass as well
and. that shit is just "unlikely", not completely improbable. seems like a minor shit detail to be all up in arms about.

>>211778315
its either that or get eaten alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POSqTXclLaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p7x3PiB36c
kino soundtrack
sound track though

>>211759868
>the main character learns a new button that allows for new fight moves.

>>211759868
I thought I was watching a bloodier, edgier Power Rangers with all the flipping and jumping around

>>211777976
That's what I got out of it. It's one of the few movies to embrace full shitpost in the last minute or so. It's an idea I've had for a while where a super serious movie goes full shitpost at the very end, it's very metamodern humor. Just shit on the entire film and everything it stands for at the very end. Need more kino like this

>guys look at these shots of World War i!!! when you get off the island it's like marching to war get it!
>guys look at these shots of medieval war!!!
>get it guys, these people are living like people 1000 years ago!
>omg do you see the archers shooting? lets get more shots of medieval archers because we need to remind you this is like medieval times!
Thank you film. I'm such a drooling fucking aspie retard moron that I need these reminders.

>>211778879
This particular track was pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufPzeXDIYDM

>>211759868
Wtf

>>211768527
If it wasn’t for the webms for proof I would say you were trolling and pulled that ending out of your ass

>>211759868
s-sovl...

>>211759868
wtf is this look?

>>211759174 (OP)
Did you miss the part at the beginning where the kid took a power ranger toy with him? It was a homage to Power Rangers, retard.

It also introduced melee weapons into the world, which the island folk inexplicably did not have (seriously, clearing a house with a bow and arrow?)

>>211779925
>when the kino hits

>>211759868
Danny Boyle directed this shit?

>>211759868
It's like a worse version of the kung-fu scene from Braindead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOinP7v_SW4

Epstein cult next?

>>211759868

PEDO PARKOUR POSSE

Was it a british cultural thing?
any brits explain please

>>211759868
Boyle is a hack

>>211780683
he was like mr rogers but a nonce

>>211780819
he wasn't just a nonce he used to sneak into morgues and fuck the bodies. coma victims, special needs, he raped them all. he was a satanist. had the robes and latin chants and everything with candles in the basement of stoke mandeville hospital.

oh shit its real. its not even a coincidence. they fucking did it

>>211759868
wtf

He was never convicted of anything. He died an innocent man.

>>211760789
feels like it was added to lead into Bone Temple, which is directed by the cunt who did the Marvels
instead of getting whiplash from that movie it starts with this one's ending

>>211759868
Clearly the best tactics when handling zombies. Really gave me a stupid thought. A way to ruin this series if if they pull the simulation route of that it was all just some VR game used as punishment for unruly citizens in some futuristic dystopian hyper society. It doesn't make sense but it wold be really pretentious and retroactively ruin all the previous movies if they tie it all together like that. Good thing they aren't stupid enough to pull this off, right?

>>211779925
"You ain't seen nothing yet"
*Does a backflip*

>>211780904
I remember when every

>>211759868

>>211776920
is there anything sensitive crybaby neonazis aren't offended by

>>211780904
I remember when the cast list got announced and everyone had their theories
>It's a cult worshiping Cillian Murphy's character who's become a legend like king Arthur after all these years!
>All these characters have to be related to Jim!

The reality was much more kino

>>211759868
Urban Ninja 28 years later
>[give it all starts playing]

>>211759868
I don't see why people are complaining. Looks like kino's back on the menu

>shoots the Alpha zombie that's on steroids and can rip a man's head off with morphine
>make the Alpha fall in to sleep
>Doctor understands this is the most dangerous infected and has actively avoided it for years
>anyways guys, instead of killing it now, lets run before he wakes up
Genuinely what goes on in the mind of professional writers when they let retarded shit like this through?

>>211781375
He was fond of him for some reason. Even called him Samson. It's fucking weird but that's the excuse.

>>211759690
This entire fucking movie is a shitpost because jimmy literally fucked corpses in real life

First 30 minutes was good, I liked the island. Rest of the movie was shit

>>211781447
he wanted his dick

The alpha zombie dong isn't even that big. I was expecting a massive horse cock.

>>211781670
that's crossed

Samson was probably some skinny pajeet before getting infected now he has a harem of pregnant infected slag pussy at his command.

>>211759690
Shit! You've suddenly gotta kill a whole bunch of fast zombies in a post apocalyptic setting, do you:
>build a bunch of muskets, make a fuckload of black powder and some cannon, and give 'em a whiff of grapeshot, 2055 style
>lure them into a chokepoint held by a well drilled column of pikes and stab them to death from a safe distance
>spend some time preparing earthworks and a wooden keep, then just shoot them with crossbows while they mill around outside or impale themselves on spikes trying to get in
>dress up like a fag and try to do king fu with them

was it implied saville was the father of the zombie baby?

>>211759868
Is this Shaun of the Dead 2?

>>211775646
>he really thinks that guy is the original poster
ngmi

>>211762306
uhhh what is that patch of red on norway???

>>211777342
why did he miss

apologize now

>>211775967
Nah, Crossed is better

Are British people extinct in this world now?

Why did they have the dad immediately get on his knees to eat out the chick? Wimpy beta shit. Good movies of the past would've had her suck his cock instead

>>211781954
makes it clear that he's initiating and into it. not everything is some jew/homo/nigger/whatever psyop

>>211781992
Maybe so, but what about the rest of the movie which showed big floppy dicks constantly, but womens ass and vag was always covered or out of focus?

>>211782045
do you want to see rotten zombie pussy? im not sure what your point is

>>211782068
Show me both and I don't blink an eye. Show 99% of one and not the other raises an eyebrow. There's a deliberate intent behind it. Normalizing showing cocks in movies, trying to erase the "male gaze"

>>211759174 (OP)
i'm only interested in spike. he cute.

>>211775967

Yes, it's from Taiwan and it's called "The Sadness"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAZR5mhK_1I

>>211781911
Depends how many weren't in England in 28 days later.

>>211759868
I kneel

>>211767552
As a Geordie I loved it, seen one yank say the cast was all Scottish lmao. Also Whitley Bay mentioned so it's a 10/10 in my opinion.

>>211759174 (OP)
So what happened in the movie with the skinny as fuck zombie that people thought was Cillian for a while? I thought that whole thing was to indicate they had become like more mainstream zombies as in they die and then rise but from what I have read that's not the case

>>211763089
I'm half blind and almost deaf from having a bomb go off near me (I'm a veteran) there's not much of a difference to me.

>>211780904
>It's real
ABSOLUTE ZOZZLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoskJPDbXR0

>>211782662
it's literally a random guy

>>211771182
>I guess jim somehow gets back into the zone too since he's returning
That sounds retarded, not only were the soldiers out of control but any of this gets verified how? Who the fuck is even prosecuting, UK institutions in exile in France, because why the fuck would the French or NATO give two shits about this?

>>211782670
I hope the main Jimmy talks like this kek

>>211759174 (OP)
Another zombie where a woman and a child survive
This was already tired cliché when Train to Busan did it 10 years ago.
>muh woman and child represent the future
Deep

>>211759868
....WHAT?

>>211783065
that's the real ending

>>211762904
Money

but why didn't the infected just starved and died off in 30 years? this makes no sense, they are all dead, their bodies should've putrified a long time ago

>>211759868
This is it.
The final answer.
A bunch of kids dressed as Jimmy Saville killing zombies with kung fu and parkour.
Danny Boyle has perfected filmmaking. The only sad part is that it's all downhill from this point on.

>>211783259
We can only assume that when Don was reinfecting people in 28 weeks later he had a new strain of rage that makes the infected take a break in their autistic sprinting to eat and drink

>>211759868
I fucking love Danny Boyle man jesus christ

>>211783314
>>211783259
the movie says they hunt now. hun t deer

>>211783259
they aren't rotting. they are apes

>>211780904
>Jimmima
K E K

>>211783366
surprised they can catch up with them

>>211783422
so they pussy still good?

>>211780904

>>211780904
Jimmima kinda not bad though...

>>211776920
Wow, thanks for pointing that out. Truly, I wouldn’t have even considered the possibility had you not.
I’ll leave the door open for other interpretations still i.e. reserve judgment until I know more, but I’ll definitely keep this one in mind as well (have yet to watch that YT video through).

If it is the case there is some subtextual anti-Western / anti-White subversion, I wouldn’t be surprised at all. Britain has become notorious for its active propagandistic campaigns against its own people, so if anything, it’ll be more interesting to start to determine where the first seeds of active discrimination against native Britons began.

Plenty of reflexive rage at your post, but what that implies I don’t yet know.

>>211783259
There is a part in the nu-movie where you see infected drinking water and one is even pregnant.

5 minutes after finding out she has cancer
>So, do you wanna use the rest of your remaining days spending as much time with your son as possible?
>Nah just kill me now
>Alright kid, here's your mom's skull

>>211783891
she was suffering

>>211780904
>jimmy shite
>only one with no picture
hmmmm https://youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs?si=jPssBeVWXWxVGdyB

>>211759174 (OP)
Does the Dr fluff the Alpha infected?

Why did the fat infected baby run away scared? If it has the rage virus, it should've charged at them screaming

>>211784297
Maybe they killed it's family lmao

>>211759174 (OP)
>HONEY IT'S TIME TO DO MACRAME ART ON THE BONE PILLAR I FINISHED ANOTHER ONE!
>I DIDN'T PUT HIP BONES ON THIS ONE COZ OF ARTISTIC LIBERTIES I WON'T BE CLICHE LIKE THAT
>NO I TOLD YOU WE AREN'T DOING MATCHING COLORS GET THE BROWN ROPE THIS TIME YOU STUPID BITCH IT'S CLEARLY ON THE OTHER SIDE THE WHITE ROPE GOES ON THAT SIDE

>>211759571
A la Joker II?

>>211781889
IDF Tomboy cutie> Swedish NATO twink.

>>211759868
Just finished this flick, this scene is even worse with sound.
The movie sucked, just some lame family melodrama, I was expecting weird cultists and more struggling post apocalypse stuff, what was even the point of making this?

>>211759571

I heard they were shot at the same time. The sequel's probably already in post by now.

>>211784883
Out in January.

>>211759868
This does seem like a middle finger to the woman who's directing part 2. Almost like "here you go try and make this work lmao"