>Look it gets hard when you rub it haha that's so funny!

Imagine the horror...

>>211769826 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

No don’t sit on my face so your pussy is on my mouth. That would make your butt hole line up perfectly with my nose, I wouldn’t enjoy that at all!

>>211769971
I came for this
I am now satified

>>211769971
thanks

an admin can lock this topic now

>>211769971
kek

>>211769826 (OP)
Was john wick scared of vaginas?

>>211769971
Never gets old

>>211769971
kek is this Cr1TiKaL?

>>211769826 (OP)
this is just how I view women unironically. evil rapists.
not in a fetish way, but an actual autistic "origin of evil" sort of way. they are the origin of evil. they need beaten into submission. tying down a man is a perversion of all order and justice. pure evil.

>>211770426
Yeah.. they're the worst

>>211770523
I think most women legitimately deserve a square punch in the face. and whoever makes media which puts men into submissive positions should be executed.

>>211769971

>>211770523
this made me hard

fuck me

>>211769971
Patrick Star?

>>211770523
This needs the "spring doorstop" sound.

>>211770910
I dont condone polygamy on a moral level but one of the reasons it has been prolific in human history is that impious men who subvert human existence dont deserve to exist. so, they end up dying violently. and men who obey piety (i.e. masculine dominance) take the surplus women.

>Noooooo

>>211770523
>oral herpes
GOOOODDD FUCKINNNGGGG DAMN IT

>>211771242
Welp. Time to crank one out. Thanks a lot anon.

>>211771380
she always has lips like that its cute

>>211771242

>>211770523
That's supposed to be a tranny btw.

>>211770021
Fucking disgusting! Nobody wants some chick's asshole right on his nose! No Fucking way!

>>211769852
So sexy

>>211773853
YWNBAW

>>211770021
>>211773917
You guys don't actually like smelling assholes, right? You're just doing a bit? You do understand that's a huge ick for 99% of women, right? No wonder you are virgins.

>>211773853
That's ARIAM, newfag

NO PLEASE STOP I'M BEGGING YOU DON'T DIRTY TALK WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME

>>211771242
>Tfw unrapeable

>>211769826 (OP)
If it's a legitimate rape, the body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

>>211769971
Based

>>211770523
>>211771242
What the fuck is this movie?

>>211771242
Why backwards? Is she taking it in the pooper?
t. virgin

>>211776622
I was going to mock you until I saw the virgin part. It's called reverse cowgirl, the vagina and asshole aren't that fart apart, so it's not a difficult position. A girl riding you is also absolute kino, second only to doggystyle.

>>211771242
Gonna need the source on this one chief

they seem a little old for this fetish. Keanu included.

NOT saying it's what i would want, just saying AS A FETISH it's weird that they're as old as they are.

>>211776426
So how come he got a boner?

>>211776844
Just how it works. Same thing with women, one of the most common things in their reports is the guilt and disgust for getting wet, which is what makes them feel the worst above all.

>>211769826 (OP)
What if they made the 1980s version of Knock Knock with these two?

>>211774706
>accuses other of being virgins
>doesn’t know how parts line up during 69ing

>>211776906
You’ll be able to do it yourself soon enough with ai

>>211778063
I used to 69 my gf and after months she had courage to say she wants to be on top cause her nose sinks in my hairy asshole.

>>211769826 (OP)
They just did the new John wick movie together too

>>211776844
Any real red blooded republican would say that men can't get raped for that reason.
And if they do get raped, they either deserved it or it was funny, because tv taught them that only happen in jail.

>>211769826 (OP)
I still don't know what this movie is about and I'm even more confused on how it ever got released. I downloaded it almost two years ago, I'll watch it eventually.

>>211778237
holy shit lmao

>>211778485
>I still don't know what this movie is about
It's a remake of some 70s movie where two women go around raping married men and then trying to make the wife leave them for cheating.

>>211778152
have you ever tried that move where shes laying on her back but then you plank on her with your dink in her mouth/throat and just fuck it? try it for me who will nevr have sex, just think 'this is for ANON' and do it

>>211774706
every girl I was with (which were 2 in total but still) liked getting their assholes licked

>>211778535
>women go around raping married men and then trying to make the wife leave them for cheating
What the fuck, was it written by tiger woods in a time machine? hahahahaha

>>211778605
Not too sure but it's a pretty retarded plot honestly. It's unironically the writers hardly concealed fetish.

>>211769971

>>211778656
The 70's and 80's must have been so much fun.

>>211778696
New Hollywood and a wave of auteur-driven independent cinema truly was a gift that gave on giving until Heaven's Gate ruined things for everyone

>>211778732
Huh? How was it Heaven's Gate's fault? Seems more like it would've been spurred by all that satanic panic shit in the late 80s and early 90s, whereas they were just computer nerds that cut their balls off.

>>211769826 (OP)
asian men getting bullied by bratty latina/white girls is peak kino

>>211778814
Heaven's Gate flopped and studios decided that giving directors unlimited control was bad.

>>211778983
Fuck, you meant the movie, not the cult. My bad.
Even so, that was 1980, and the 80s were still filled with unusual and experimental films, but then that really started to die off in the 90s for some reason and practically disappeared in the early 2000s.

>>211769826 (OP)
Movie name?

>>211769826 (OP)
No man deserves to be treated this way...

>>211779671
Knock Knock

>>211771242
What movie is this?

>>211776801
>>211779789
Burn (2019)

It's not as good as that webbum makes it look.

>>211779828
Damn

>>211771380
She doesn't have oral herpes she just has dry lips that are constantly cracked, she looks like that in everything she's in.
>>211776597
They're all different movies. The first one is Look Away, the second is Burn, and the one in the OP is Knock Knock. I don't know why people are including Knock Knock in the file names for webms of different movies.

>>211779828
Read the plot and it sounds retarded

>>211776426
spoken like a true rapist

>>211774706
only a virgin would say this

>>211776622
Up the bussy, nigga. He just had to get the thong outta the way first

>>211769852
I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy

>>211776906
Jennifer Jason Leigh rapes a dude in SWF.

>>211779828
Thanks anon.

>>211781050
Pfft, trick fucking isn't rape, no matter what the courts say.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ohokay

>>211781469
>She just turned 18, you sick fuck!

>>211778732
>>211778983
Heaven's Gate was just one of many high profile director driven flops of that era. You also had Sorcerer, One From the Heart, New York New York, etc. Mostly good movies, but it was the audience that changed, they wanted blockbusters like Star Wars and Jaws.

>>211781451
But-but muh liberal cuck commie youtube video essays all said it was rape in Revenge of the Nerds.

>>211769826 (OP)
How many years have you all been making this exact same thread for?

>>211782059
I haven't seen that movie in 20 years, did they actually fuck? I always got the impression he just went down on her.

>>211770591
>puts men into submissive positions
Too bad most "men" on 4chan seem to adopt that role as well. It's fucking absurd how every fetish these days involve a guy worshiping some disgusting trait a woman has, or just being utterly submissive, while using extremely effeminate language.

>>211769826 (OP)
I WANT TEENBOYS DOING THAT TO KEANU NOT GIRLS

>>211781469
>365d

>>211782088
meds

>>211782183
its part of the meme now

>>211782254
You first

>>211782183
It's leap year you sick fuck

>>211769852
Well this is just the most perverse thing ever. I can't imagine what anyone would enjoy about this, and what kind of sick mind could concoct such a depraved scene.

>>211770426
>they are the origin of evil. they need beaten into submission.
True.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S0uxCh8Ea6g

>>211782271
I post it because its funny

>>211771094
>I dont condone polygamy on a moral level
What would your moral objection be?

>>211771242
Does she have AIDS or something? She's not a looker by any means, but still over the line of fuckable, he shoulda just had a comfy coom and called the cops later.

>>211774706
No. The internet is full of fetishes that are awesome behind screens and are unappealing in real life.

>>211776426
This is true for women specifically. If the law was any kind of sane and had any grounding in biology, vagina lubrication would open-and-shut count as unequivocal consent. And KY, baby oil, or butter would count.

>>211776882
Proof women like it.

>>211778299
Female friend raped me once. And while she is rather unattractive, and it was awkward and not pleasurable for me, it was also zero percent traumatizing, not even remotely approaching a big deal, and experiencing this "terrible life ruining ordeal" is just one more reason on the heap of why the weakness and self-indulgence of women disgusts me to no end.

>>211783098
>it was also zero percent traumatizing, not even remotely approaching a big deal, and experiencing this "terrible life ruining ordeal" is just one more reason on the heap of why the weakness and self-indulgence of women disgusts me to no end.
To be fair to w*men male one female rape is much more dangerous and damaging.

>>211779094
lol yeah I was wondering how he figured Marshall Applewhite ruined cinema.

>>211782088
You seem mentally ill. Way too much time on your hands, and way to much energy invested in shit that's a far too trivial for that level of efforts. I have second that; meds.

>>211782911
How does pegging rank?

>>211783190
>>211782271

>>211783211
Great way to ruin your relationship with your girl.

>>211774706
You're legitimately gay if you don't like eating cute girl ass

>>211783211
>excuse me wife, would you like to lose all of your respect for me

>>211783211
Just so you know don't ever do it with a gril you are shacking up with for life. Women are hard wired to never respect you again after that no matter what she says or claims it's her fetish. Do it with paid dominatrixes or whatever don't ever bring it home.

>>211783280
terminally online

>>211781469
>NOOOOOOOOOO W-WAIT
>THE EARTH HASN'T GONE AROUND AN 18th TIME YET!

>>211783130
If they resist. The rhetorical question that arises then is "Why is a woman disobeying a man?" The plethorical answer is gifrel.

>>211783246
Expound? I had a fwb who was down, but her room was a disaster zone and she could never find her strap-on when the opportune moment arose.
>>211783309
Yeah I would imagine that to be the complication. Geez, women have far too many rights.

>>211783365
>SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE IN THE HUMANITIES YET!
>SHE CAAAN'T CONSOOOOOONTTTT!!!

I wonder if Neo got hard during the filming of this motion picture, and how that was handled in light of various production elements such as scheduling scenes on a limited timeline. Bucket of ice water and mattress in the sound stage, maybe.

>>211769852
I won't be able to last 2 seconds.

>>211783535
>WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK? IS THAT HORSE VIAGRA THAT KEEPS ME HARD FOR 8 HOURS?!?!? OH NO YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOU BITCH AAAGHH!!!

it's painful getting it in when not fully wet, how do rapechads do it without breaking their dick?

>>211776622
Women taint length varies alot. Some women have pussy more in front(missionary preferred) and some closer to butthole.(doggystyle preferred)

>>211776906
It's already a remake of a 70s movie.

>>211783529
>NOOOOOOOO SHE WAS DRUUUNK!
>AT A COLLEGE PARTY
>WHERE EVERYONE WAS DRINKING
>AND EVERYONE WENT TO GET LAID
>SHE DIDN'T CONSENTTTTT!!!!

>>211783547
don't actually try this guys
it would hurt
in a bad way
like go to the doctor for fear of permanent damage bad

>>211779762
who's there?

>>211783677
I'm told over 5 hours = risk of losing your dick

>>211783591
Being physically dominated by a man arouses women immensely. By the time a woman's clothes are sufficiently removed for the requisite access, I always find them more than wet enough for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

>>211783715
Uh, akshually, you have to be really good at prelims to get us wet. Intelligence is also a major plus.

>>211783704
yeah no whore is worth losing your dick over
not even Ana De Armas in your daughters schoolgirl outfit and pink panties.
well...maybe when she was in Una Rosa De Francia 2006 it'd be worth it.

>>211774706
This guy never gets a second fuck and he thinks it's because they catch him sniffing their ass

>>211783715
Interesting.. they truly are well designed

>>211783783
Doesn't stimulating the clit just cause lubrication?

>>211783704
I've heard the biggest hard on was over 2 feet long and 3 people sat on it before it broke off.

>>211769971
it's funny every time

>>211774706
A girl's asshole doesn't taste or smell like poop you dumb virgin. Well, maybe Indian girls. And black girls because of their insane lack of hygiene.

>>211783783
Not really, I could just tickle you until you pee a little

>>211783591
>he doesn't know

>>211769826 (OP)
It gets bigger when I pull on it

>>211783783
this too is part of the test whether women know it or not
if you fall for it they won't let you fuck them

>>211783783
Real woman (you're a tranny) can vary a fair bit in term of what it takes to get them F2F, but the most reliable, consistent variable in a quick slick is the degree of sincere passion motivated sexual aggression I display early on in the interaction. If you don't have sincere passion motivated sexual aggression, a store-bought .38 in their mouths is fine.

>>211778237
Is John Wick even in it?

>>211769826 (OP)
You have made this thread every day for years, but why? Why do you still do it? What does he get from making these threads?

>>211783983
>won't let you fuck them
this too is a test

>>211783820
Yeah it's like a soap dispenser.

>>211769826 (OP)

>>211784096
there goes the thread
you glowies are so pathetic

>>211784029
You have zero evidence it's even the same person, you schizophrenic charity case.

>>211784096
Plausible deniability

Movie name? Also, what shenanigans did I just miss?

>>211784123
Of course it's the same person.

>>211784060
Knew it

>>211769971
/thread

>>211784195
Webm from that Polish action flick where a tied up guy is tortured via little girl being made to suck his dick for some reason.

>>211784096
What movie is this?

>>211784204
Sometimes anons latch onto threads and continue others' work. I've done it once or twice, I've seen other anons do the same thing with my threads.

>>211776882
This
In the police report, Fran Drescher said when she looked over at her husband crying while she was being raped by two men (blacks), she had the most intense orgasm of her life. She said she almost passed out from how intense it was. It's really sad this phenomenon doesn't get enough attention.

>>211784301
Is there anything worse than some clumsy dipshit taking up your cause and making you look stupid? Half the time it's probably your opponent

>>211784393
sounds like something a jew would write

>>211784029
its funny

>>211784116
>>211784179
>>211784275
what did he say?

>>211784406
It's mostly just waifu threads, not much to fuck up. At least, as far as what I do.

Bit late to the thread but would like to confirm what the other anons said about pegging, once I introduced it to my gf she wouldn't stop going on about it wanting to try it again constantly and do lots of ass play with me it was just a nightmare honestly

>>211784263
>>211784990
It's the
>we removed her tonsil stones to suppress her gag reflex

>>211785116
But isnt that just from a movie?

>>211769826 (OP)
why did Keanu agree to this?

>>211785059
I was asking moreso about the experience of the sex act itself as recipient, in line with the comment above differentiating IRL fetishes from the kind that are more hot as a concept, enjoyable in porn, but which you want to keep online cause the real thing isn't enjoyable. e.g. all the people with their asshole and fart sniffing on here, who would probably vomit if they tried this stuff IRL. I do not care what a woman thinks.

>>211774706
You could not be more wrong, my girl absolutely loves anything to do with anal play, just rubbing her asshole while fucking her is enough to make her cum. And even if she's not in the mood for sex, if I start teasing her asshole she gets wet. I have conferred with several friends on this phenomenon and one referred to the asshole as the second clitoris, which i think was very succinct.

>>211785362
I've noticed for a number of hours now that someone's getting counter-productively trigger happy about deleting on topic threads and rule following posts, and leaving up stagnant thread.

>>211769852

>>211785059
>NOOO DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME (MY GF)

>Fucking me won't bring back your goddamned honey!