Thread 211775444

Pitch Jordan Peele's next movie.

>>211775444 (OP)
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOONTEEEEEEEEEEEEEENF: A Christmas Story

>first there was US
>then there was NOPE
>now, from the twisted nightmares of Jordan Peele, MAYO

The Zest

>>211775444 (OP)
i always hated this fag nigger face, i am a fag myself but still i always despised this nigger fag face, it boils my blood

>>211775444 (OP)
GDSHSBAT

>>211775444 (OP)
>one dark and stormy night, a WHYTE father drives away from home, under the pretense of getting milk from the nearby convenience store
>but THEN
>HE RETURNS WITH THE MILK IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES AAHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH
>AND THEN HE MAKES WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST THE FOLLOWING MORNING USING THE MILK AHHHHHHH
>Because he somehow "loves his children" that he made with a woman he's COMITTED TO AAHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>211775444 (OP)
>Every time black people try to have a nice cookout with the senpai, ants keep coming and fucking everythang up.
>It's later discovered that white nuclear families (and the govment) be controlling ants with radiowaves n shit to clear out space for whitey unseasoned chicken and steamed vegetable picnics.
I call it Ant Jemema.
Rated pee gee 13

It's about a character who keeps hearing a faint but sharp noise.
It gets louder and louder but the whole family thinks he's crazy and then white police officers show up and kill him
>CHIRP

>>211775444 (OP)
The title is Just Don't. The theme is mental health, juxtaposing historical racial trauma and the marital difficulties of our blacks leads. Think along the lines of a black version of Possession.

>>211775444 (OP)
Attack of the 50 foot white woman

He’s remaking Barton Fink

>>211775444 (OP)
A man uses blackface as a Halloween costume, but afterwards, he can't wash it off. He slowly begins turning into a real black man and starts having urges to steal bikes and fuck fat white women.

>NIGGA

>>211775444 (OP)
a proud black man wakes up one morning to discover he has time traveled back to slavery era, and he has to escape the evil white man

>>211775444 (OP)
>some disease gets released and only affects white people
>turns them into 28 days later monsters or whatever and they go after black people
>disease turns out to be placebo and it was mass hysteria
>turns whitey was just evil and hateful all along

>>211775444 (OP)
A man wakes up to hear a chirping coming from his ceiling and he goes mad trying to figure out what it is.

>>211775444 (OP)
I fuck his wife in the ass in front of him. She cums and screams she never loved him and his pathetic mulatto cock never excited her. Peele jacks off, cums over himself, and cries pathetic bitch tears.

After I finish, I turn to the camera, smile, and say "it was my privilege. White privilege."

>>211775688
Is the joke that white fathers care about their kids and wives and would do this?

>>211776731
hol up, dont da chirpin mean it workin?

>>211775444 (OP)
Nah.

>>211775484
this is the one. it will have a cool ranch product tie-in.

>>211776734

Black dick is the foremost american past time, you need something that can resonate with your audience

>>211777381
I've got connections at the (((synagogue))). Don't worry.

>>211777381
How did this obviously retarded man run a huge sports media enterprise

>black people drive like
>White people drive like

>>211775738
This could actually be funny if it was made as a joke

>>211776684
This sounds like something he actually would make and which would be fellated by critics

>>211776684
Over the top, retarded and painfully on the nose; which makes it pretty much one of his movies. If he sees this, he'll make it, no question.

>>211777717
Apparently with one hand

One day a black man notices a newspaper article not capitalizing "Black" and decodes it with his Yakubian interpreter revealing a conspiracy to supply fentanyl for free to black community. The evil white men once again are trying to worship black people, this time they are trying to turn it into a real religion in America by making all black people into saints much like Floyd.

>>211775444 (OP)
HIS MOST HORRIFYING JOINT YET IS ABOUT TO DROP FOLKS

>>211775444 (OP)
>a black family moves into a new home in a neighborhood that used to be all black (ghetto - think compton) but it has been gentrified and has whites living there now
>the family invites their white "friends" over and the white people start complaining about a beeping noise
>its the smoke alarm out of battery sound
>the white people at the party start getting more and more angry as the beeping continues
>they start getting violent
>the black family has to kill their white friends
>they try to figure out whos behind this so they monkey smash all the smoke alarms in the house
>they find a hidden camera in the process
>they get gassed
>(white) people in gas masks take the black family to a "secret" location (its just a farm in some white area that was probably teased at the start
>big reveal: its some evil white doctor (probably teased at the start) thats behind the whole experiment
>he admits to creating some tech that lets him change the frequency of smoke alarm beeps to something that lets him control people and wonders why it never worked on blacks but then says he doesnt care since he was still able to scare away the blacks
>black family breaks out only to find that theyre surrounded by white zombies
>they find the device that the dude was using and they destroy it
>movie ends with you seeing black people taking back control of black (ghetto) neighborhoods

>>211777381
>eurofag can't into kayfabe
kwab

>>211775444 (OP)
a small independent archeology team with little to no grant funding, get a tip about a supposedly ancient piece of land. after searching talking with nearby townsfolk for weeks upon weeks, they find some carvings with strange symbols and depictions on them.
they debate whether or not to reveal what they've found in the hopes of getting funding, when they start having weird dreams...
oh and somehow whitey fault or something.

>>211775444 (OP)
>Pitch Jordan Peele's next movie.

https://youtu.be/TWcJ_XAuffE

>>211775444 (OP)
A black person is simply minding their own business, committing a crime, when the police (white) show up and bind his limbs together, slam him in a cell, and hold him prisoner as they recount tales of their great grandfathers' slave owning days

>a character wakes up in a black neighborhood
>realizes that black people aren't actually that great
>they are actually kind of scary
>plot twist
>the black people are albino