Thread 211778928

He did nothing wrong

He had to get it on. The ocean was making a move

>>211778928 (OP)
He may have gone too far in some places

>>211778972
Fpbp

>>211779054
he died instantly without even processing what happened.
you're probably gonna die on a hospital bed feeling your body slowly give out.

>>211779106
>he died instantly without even processing what happened.
Not true the sub was certainly making scary sounds and they tried to surface just before the implosion, they all knew what was about to happen

why didn't he simply make the hull 6 inches thick instead of 5

>>211778928 (OP)
yes he did. he prayed for father stone to get struck by lightning.

>>211779106
He had to smell the Indians all shitting themselves around him as the realization of their impending Doom took hold. I'd rather die in a hospital bed than be surrounded by that stench and the crushing weight of my eternal water tomb

haters can't admit it imploded because dey didn't let him season his carbon

>lose a family member to an eternal ocean grave
>lose two

>>211779134
people reported the sub hull already made noises on half a dozen descents before. I doubt they felt anything else but slight annoyance that Rush had to abort the trip and ascend again

dude literally has the most punchable face to ever walk the earth

>>211778928 (OP)
>>211779009
Were any bodies ever found?

>>211779623
Not bad mate

>>211779857
Bodies?

>>211779857
You realise they were turned into red bloody paste right? There are no bodies. Their blood paste is intertwined forever in an ocean grave

>>211779623
Kek I thought it was him in the op thumbnail

>>211779857
Their bodies went squish in an instant, but I think they did find fragments.

>>211779623
I started laughing when I saw Clarkson's farm and they unironically hung up a shitty frame with this gay little speech in it.

>>211779936
his hubris remained intact

>>211778928 (OP)
He killed billions

>>211779857
They found some clothing in the dome apparently.

>>211779134
>>211779741
Most likely the kid that was dragged alone was scared shitless from the hull popping that he asked to go back up so Rush decided to oblige and then it went pop. I don't think Rush ever thought in a million years he'd die in that thing. He thought he was invincible.

>>211780143
To feed trillions (of phytoplankton with his bloody red paste remains)

>>211778928 (OP)
I'm actually impressed how fearless he was

>>211780219
He sacrificed himself to awaken Cthulu. Only way this whole thing makes any sense.

Chiefs have been shitting the bed with turnovers all game. If they somehow pull this out it'll be an absolute robbery

>>211778928 (OP)
I don't get the idea of the carbon fiber working in compression. It's like to wrap a sock aroud a tube. Yes, you won't be able to tear a good sock apart in tension, but a sock doesn't support any form in compression.

>carbon fiber used in atmospheric applications and space because it is lightweight and strong
>these properties should surely work under high pressure in the ocean
Imagine thinking weight was the critical issue with sub design

>>211780436
As I understood it is because of logistics (transportation of the sub from Oregon to Canadiand East Coast, and from the shore to the place of submerging).

>>211779106
Yeah with my wife and child at my side while they pump me full of kino pain meds

>>211780327
Always bet on the reffies

>>211779054
>brain pain response 150ms
Cool meme, bro.

>>211780436
>>211780349
I love how everyone on 4chan is a carbon fibre/submarine construction expert now

>>211780768
this is literally what happened, they came up with the story that they imploded because they didn't want the families to know they were trapped for days and they weren't going to spend the resources to rescue them

>>211780349
>I don't get the idea of the carbon fiber working in compression.
Well it does

I could have saved them

>>211779009
>billionaire retards that think they know better than science and did their own research
>the reality of physics crushes his dreams
I'm just sad it wasn't painful.

>>211779896
They did find some pieces of flesh or maybe bones in the wreckage.

>>211781024
>They did find some pieces of flesh or maybe bones in the wreckage.
have we started the fire?

>>211780195
>I don't think Rush ever thought in a million years he'd die in that thing. He thought he was invincible.

He was. Now he exists as an astral fish forever exploring the dark.

>>211781024
Only the bits that weren't harvested by various ocean creatures for sustenance and then shit out into the ocean forever as their eternal tomb

>scammed a bunch of billionaires and then killed them plus himself
kinda based

>>211779009
If I was on that sub with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of water in that carbon fiber tube and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to surface somewhere safely, don't worry.'

>crashing this sub...
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

>Implosion kino
DeepStar Six
Underwater
Meg 2
The Abyss

Any more?

>>211778928 (OP)
>I hear you're a seaman now Father

Why didn't he just use a force field to reduce the pressure?

>>211779009
Where are the skeletons?

>>211780712
But do you really love it though?

>>211782170
Compacted into a pure protein and calcium bar

>>211779009
>3774m
>tried to build a sub that can withstand up to 4000m
>at every test it collapsed at ~3800m
>"good enough!"

My bussy just combusted ngl

>>211782006
Leviathan (1989 film)

>>211778928 (OP)
>Made a deathtrap and trick people to go with him

>carbon fiber hull submarine

Yeah he did lol

My favorite part about all this was it allowed James Cameron a break from flopatar 2 to go to every news outlet to have the titanic guy explain to everyone how much of a retard this dude was

>>211778928 (OP)
>when you order your deep dive submarine from wish

>>211778928 (OP)
>every retard ITT thinking water just "crushed" a huge metal sub
it was either intentionally destroyed or theres actual monsters at the bottom of the ocean

>>211782444
there never was a sub it's a psyop to put people off exploring the bottom of the ocean, there are secrets down there they don't want you to know

shoddy workmanship, that's what it is!

based

>>211782460
yeah i agree. can i have money for a hotel room?

>>211778928 (OP)
The more you learn about this sub the more retarded it gets
>eh just glue the carbon fiber hull to the endcaps, it'll be fine, no need to sterilize the environment or anything just do it in the dusty warehouse, get them on board I'll call Ittin

>>211778928 (OP)
>Lets just ignore all of the micro fractures in the hull and keep going deeper

>>211780712
>>211782209
I love how, too

>>211781960
i wouldnt do a single thing. i would sit down and listen to what the carbon fibre hull had to say, and that is what nobody did

>>211778928 (OP)
So is this guy going to become a beloved /tv/ character like picrel?

>>211782479
>Douglal, did you close the hatch?
>I did, Ted
>did you double check?
>.... ahh now wait now...... now that you mention it no, I didn't Ted
>.... OH BOLLOCKS

>>211780252
Yeah he was literally a based retard. Amazing how he's just 4000m deep by himself, it's cracking and popping, and he's like alright this is great.

>>211782776
That's exactly what Stockton did though

>>211782782
Imagine explaining to someone honestly why you have this picture saved

>>211782932
he didnt sit down, he shit down

>>211782948
If you think that picture is embarrassing you should save yourself by leaving now and never coming back.

>>211779134
He was retarded enough to say the groaning and cracking noises were just normal and nothing to be concerned about on previous dives.

>>211782782
>I just keep imagining those guys coming in the dock and crushing me to a pulp with the enormous pressure of their hugs. I just miss that sub and those billionaires so much, so let me know if you find them

>>211782782
>looks at TV
>commercial for logitech controller comes on

>>211780195
This. 100% the pop scared the mission specialists and they demanded to go back up, much to the annoyance of Stockton.
>>211779054
But that's not how it really happened is it? They found a bunch of parts of the sub some more or less intact. It was ripped open and I guess the water rushed in and crushed everyone, or one of those situations where they were pushed through a 2 inch crack in a milisecond.

>>211782444
Can't argue with the trips of truth

>>211782782
>google history included such searches as "how long would it take to descend to the titanic in an oil barrel"

>>211782444
Or it was all an elaborate hoax to cover up billionaires fleeing to underwater bunkers before the great nuclear conflagration consumes us all

>>211782444
stand under a waterfall

>>211779503
I have bad news for you: the hospital will be staffed by Indians

>>211780252
probably a psychopath

>>211782998
Its not the picture itself, its the story behind it. Explaining that to someone random would get you a horrified look. I just thought the thought was funny sorry:(

>>211783180
Pretty much all ships groan and creak

The charlatan was a stubborn salesman, not a scientist. He just had the money and connections to get what he wanted, regardless of it's efficacy of actually being a reliable model of a deep sea submersible.

>>211780252
I think he was too high on his own farts to recognize his own mortality. Main character syndrome.

>>211782391
To be fair though, Cameron is a legit expert on deep sea diving.

>>211779106
>>211780629
>>211779503
>>211783527
I want to die surrounded by screaming policemen and be remembered in conspiracy threads.

>>211782170
Nigga they got shredded by carbon fiber shards at hypersonic speed, then the fucking crabs ate them.

>>211782170
Willem Dafoe explains it in The Lighthouse during the hark scene.

>>211781024
they expect bone of us in the wreckage

>>211779054
Did the air compress first and cause everyone to be sucked into the center, or did the imploding walls actually touch the occupants?

>>211780712
it's unironically low iq behavior. no i don't know why they would expose themselves like that but the low iq probably plays a part in it

>>211783815
nta but i honestly never knew that. make me almost want to watch titanic. almost

>>211779623
I think leaving a pack of cigarettes and a lighter on your table is pretentious. A scream for attention: look, everyone, I am a smoker! Disgusting and self-destructive habit. I’m glad they put nasty photos of the effects of smoking on cigarette packages now.

>>211783221
kek

>>211782782
hey janny. i know you're here. i remember. i remember you giving me an off topic warning for posting when a new true crime video came out on "that" youtube channel. i bet you're feeling silly now huh? not being aware that it was /tv/ culture all along. i don't expect an apology. well maybe i do but i'll leave it up to you if you want to settle the score fair and square. i'll expect you at high noon

>>211784604
I dunno I think you're reading too much into it. When I take a photo I'm not gonna put my lighter and cigarettes away. We own our habits

>>211778928 (OP)
There's so many photos of him with a Sony Playstation controller in his hand. How was he not stopped?

>>211778928 (OP)
>builds sub out carbon fiber to save on weight for transportation
>still has to carry the equivalent saved weight in iron ballast or sub won't dive
Are all Americans this dumb?

>>211779054
Nice. I've wanted to see something like this since it happened.

>>211778928 (OP)
Did they ever find out how close the sub was to the Titanic when it imploded? Because it's kino if it happened right next to it

>>211785295
It was like 1000 feet off the front of the titanic wreck so pretty close. Though the sub imploded while it was still diving then the wreckage fell down

>>211783527
That looks like the Silicon Valley failed superhero Haji.

>>211785485
If that's what I think it is I'm glad we can't see anything really happen.

>>211785563
Oh shut up you pussy

He really didn't do anything wrong, they all signed papers acknowledging it was an experimental sub and death was possible

>>211784991
name a better controller. Pro tip: you can't

>>211784591
It all started in the 1990's when he hired the Keldysh for an expedition to the Titanic in preparation for filming his movie, after the expedition was over he kept them on the payroll and used the Keldysh and the MIR submersibles for his movie. Some of the Titanic shots were really filmed down at the wreck using both subs. One to act as a camera platform and the other one with floodlights, to light the scenes.

Over the years he may have spent more time on the Titanic then the people who were onboard did during their voyage.

>young man didn't even want to go but went anyways so his father would shut up and stop nagging him
>dies
genuinely tragic

>>211784654
I had an ESL janny try to tough-talk me once about wattsposting and threaten me by saying he knew some "very powerful people", by which he meant the mods.

I wish I'd screencapped it.

>>211784516
>sucked into the center
lmao
the air probably compressed the bodies with it but they remained in the same place
some speculate the rapid compression also created a lot of heat much like in a cylinder of a diesel engine, creating an explosion that most likely obliterated them before the walls had a chance to touch them

>>211779857
it was a implosion not a explosion.

>>211786006
actually at that depth the pressure is so high that the hull would've collapsed at close to the speed of light, which according to Einstein's theory of relativity means that time slowed down, so the occupants actually had time to live out a whole agrarian existence and learn to play the flute before they were crushed

We know the submarine tilted 90 degrees and was facing downward when the implosion happened
100% chance Stockton had an autistic meltdown and smashed the controller like a bratty little kid because the submarine specialist wanted to pilot it and Stocky wouldn't let him

>>211781088
The Fire Rises

>>211785890
>then
than

>>211783294
The endcaps are titanium. The carbon tube imploded first and the rest stayed intact. The white outer "hull" is just screwed on plastic sheets.

>>211778928 (OP)
Should have hired more white guys

>>211778928 (OP)
Is that Epstein?

>>211785981
if he talked to you publicly on this board then it wasn't a jannie and you got trolled

>>211785944
as tragic and awful as this is it's like an gallery of human sin

>the sub seasoner
pride. the deadliest sin of all
>the rich father
decadence and probably greed
>the son
cowardice
>the loos
indians

>>211785890
interesting thanks for telling me

>>211779134
>they tried to surface just before the implosion

Nope. They dropped two weights to slow the descent, not all weights to ascend. You fucking retards parroting this Reddit shit.

>>211787190
or did the implosion cause the weights to fall off, which triggered an automatic SMS

all evidence to the contrary

>>211778928 (OP)
He designed the ship wrong. That's why he's dead.

>>211779514
fuckin kek

>>211785485
Damn, the failure of his new restaurant must have really gotten to him

>>211780768

I miss this era of memes.

>>211778928 (OP)

>Be millionaire
>Marry a single mom instead of a baddie half your age for some reason
>Your sub goes missing, either you're dead or stranded with no heat/power/supplies
>Your aspergian 38 year old stepson who still thinks it's 2002 doesn't even pretend to care and goes to a Blink-182 concert and hits on OnlyFans thots

Amazing legacy.

>>211788665
Based beyond belief

>>211788665
Honestly step parents can go either way. Sometimes there's a bond but often there is none.

>>211778928 (OP)
>attention-grabbing pops

>>211779106
>haha lol hes dead and you're alive take that chud
What

>>211778928 (OP)
The Oceangate Cretin.

>>211784654
Most tranny jannys were doxxed and quit. This is a new breed of jeets moderating this board

>>211780712
And none of us have died like morons in the ocean. Next point?

>>211778928 (OP)
Some talk about killing the 1%. Some actualy fucking do it.

>>211780712
No-one here is an expert. We can still read the words of experts who unanimously said carbon fibre was a dumb choice and then come here and remark upon this.

His only mistake was letting other people board it even if he did say they were risking their lives, they clearly didn't realize how dangerous it was

>>211789991
is that the current delusion you kids over at sharty have? go back. you're literally the niggers of 4chan

>>211780436
Carbon fiber is actually fine, it just wasn't seasoned properly to dive

>>211784671
smoking fags is gay AND stinky

>>211780712
Back to r*ddit

>>211791497
if i saw this shit in the lab i would have assumed my equipment was fucked and i would need to break out the catalog
and i don't depend on my experiments with my life, when shit goes wrong in my lab, no one gets hurt. this dipshit was willingly getting inside his death trap.

>>211779054
Man that's scary

>>211779153
foresight is twinny twinny..

>>211788665
tbf everything we know about stockton makes it seem like he'd be an absolute piece of shit as a parent

>>211792400
Ignoring the debate about whether or not it happened too fast for their brains to process, it would still be over pretty quick.

>>211782782
>that ocean, or something

>>211783265
lmao

>>211778928 (OP)
Sure, because everything went right

>>211780712
>i love how
Stop using this stupid fucking phrase without describing HOW. You meant to say THAT not HOW stop fucking using HOW in the place of THAT it really isn't THAT FUCKING HARD or would you rather HOW FUCKING HARD see how stupid you sound mother fucking BITCH?!

>>211792766
sarr calm yourself sarr

>>211779106
Yes I'm sure if he could have had a single thought before he was turned into dissolving kool aid mix it would have been "oh good!"

>>211779054
When the cringe hit hard

>>211780252
There are bizzarely, genetically brave people and I don't want to cope by discounting how vastly more brave some people just happen to be. But in his case I really feel like he was such an egomaniac he just thought it wouldn't happen. He had this narrative in his mind where he's going to be rewarded and worshipped for the risks he's taking, to the point that he kind of believed that's how the universe mechanically worked. If you're daring enough and deserving enough, one of the elect pioneers, you don't fail. You do risky things and get treated like you're incredible for risking death, but it won't actually happen because the universe is obligated to reward you for the "risk" by making it so there's no actual risk.

>>211779514
I like to imagine a Laurel & Hardy slapstick scene with them all fighting over the Xbox controller

>>211782479
>Did you bring the solid steel hull?
>I did Ted. I brought the solid steel hill to withstand the stress of the pressure changes, and a separate inner hull in case the first one fails.
>Brilliant!
>Oh...actually Ted, I used carbon fibre.

>>211794316
universe just goes *BRRRRRR*

>>211782479
>GoPro mount
You know they found the memory cartridge for it and have seen the video

>>211778928 (OP)
He did everything wrong

>>211780768
Yeah read the words of experts disseminated by the media after the ship crunches into bits and pieces, not before.

>>211792766
I love how you get triggered by a common turner phrase

>>211796991
Meant for
>>211790847

I bet it didnt implode. I bet it sank to the bottom and lost power and communications and every single passenger did the math. 40hrs to suffocation. Less humans = more time = higher chance to survive. Sooner the better too so they immediately drew straws after ganging up on the jeets.
First the air problem then the food problem then finally the toilet problem and I bet they didnt want to sniff .

>>211784671
bullshit you just want to look cool. you intentionally keep them out of your pocket for the photo

Still no Dance Remix released?

https://youtube.com/shorts/r6XMbyROPsE?si=ikhDqIgOgo5W9A2z

>>211779895
a daring synthesis