Animated Spooks edition

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>>211779244 (OP)
BASED, this is one of the best drac scenes ever.

>>211779244 (OP)
>Jessica Harper, star of Suspiria

Watch Lowlifes

>2025
I'm convinced that the only way forward, especially for low-budget horror, is a return to older-looking film stock and away from digital cinematography. If you can at least fit film into the budget to record your movie with, you will automatically and significantly elevate whatever you're making by default. It is indispensable to the genre and necessary for the aesthetic.
>but what about--!
Don't worry about the exceptions, just accept what I'm saying as generally true

>>211779494
Film stock is way more expensive, plus you then have to scan it all for digital editing and distribution. There's nothing low budget about that anymore.

>>211779244 (OP)
>Animated Spooks edition
Reminder to watch Disney's Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1947) this October. Preferably on Halloween Night, starting it around 11:30pm.

>>211779494
It's possible we'll get some uber AI filter in the future that can do it. One day there will be the tech to perfectly emulate CRTs as well.
I remember asking a film production anon one time though and the other half of it is that people don't know what they're doing with lighting and cameras. I do agree that films look really bad now, even major ones.
It's probably why found footage is so popular, it looks authentic in a modern way.

>>211779648
damn look at that crispy transfer

>>211779586
>Film stock is way more expensive
It's not that expensive. A digital camera that doesn't look like complete horse shit is more expensive than a film camera + 16mm film and processing. There's no point in making a movie to begin with if it won't even look like a movie, which is what film offers.

>>211779690
The blu-ray is beautiful

>>211779661
>One day there will be the tech to perfectly emulate CRTs as well
Already done with the right shader chain, you just need an OLED TV.

t9easer for "mumblegore" film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z94QbbZq2E

>>211779701
>A digital camera that doesn't look like complete horse shit
Not necessary, see the entire FF genre, all movies shot on iPhones, and 28 Days Later.
>more expensive than a film camera + 16mm film and processing
No, you either rent a high-end cinema camera setup or your production company already has them. Nobody uses 35mm film anymore, so the entire process from getting one, buying film stock, scanning it, etc. is vastly more expensive than it was in the 70s. This isn't the 70s when anyone could go to a local hobbyist store, buy a handheld 8mm camera, film stock, and shoot a movie with it. The equivalent today is simply pulling out of your latest iPhone.

>>211779731
Eh the ones I've seen are good enough to use but not perfect. i.e. see the detail in that pic. But 4K gets close.

Did you rike it?

>>211779863
The problem with emulation is that people don't remember what old games really looked like. Probably because they're all zoomers that never grew up on a NES with an RF adapter or that pitchfork connector one that I always forget the name of. Even on "newer" consoles, I'd gladly play PSX, N64, PS2 games at 4K than 480i/p because they look fucking amazing emulated at high resolutions.

>>211779870
Direction? Yes. Story? No.

>>211779833
>Not necessary, see the entire FF genre,
That's too specific to be generally applied
>This isn't the 70s when anyone could go to a local hobbyist store, buy a handheld 8mm camera, film stock, and shoot a movie with it.
Yes it is. People are still doing that, and their movies benefit immensely from it.
Nobody's watching these "shot on an iPhone" movies. They have no value whatsoever. They aren't even movies.
>>But dude, 28 Years Later!
Wasn't simply "shot on an iPhone" and had a budget of $75 million anyway.
"Film is too expensive" compared to what? By the time you get to the overall budget of most watchable horror movies, the cost of film is trivial, and above all, a necessary expense. You can cut corners in a million other areas of the movie and the aesthetic value of film will more than make up for it.

>>211779244 (OP)
>pew

>>211780154
>a budget of $75 million
I think it's gonna shit itself at the box office as well.

>>211780154
>Nobody's watching these "shot on an iPhone" movies
Unsane made 14x it's budget, and Tangerine made 9x it's budget. Would you like to be wrong more?

>>211779244 (OP)
Why did boomers love flashing lights so much?

>>211780268
These are small potato movies, one of which is about trannies. Maybe a dedicated fanbase of trannies will watch anything tranny related, but it's not going to be, as I said, a watchable movie to most people. There are youtube videos with more views than these movies got.

>>211780319
In that one it's lightning. Otherwise, probably as a cheap way of not having to paint better effects.

>>211779870
I couldn't watch it. From the preamble I guess england is still overrun somehow and the undead are still going despite no sustainable food source for 28 years and also it reminded me of that crossed comic where they live on an island. Hard cringe and stopped after like 5 minutes of act 1.

Also i hate that aaron jew guy he's not a good actor and he's in fucking everything these days, jesus christ fuck off already but he's clearly jew du jour like shia lequeef was a few years ago, rinse and repeat.

>>211780617
>watching camrips

>>211780689
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

>>211780617
>I guess England is still overrun somehow
Even after voting for Brexit

>>211781052

>>211779870
Yeah, it's kino.

>>211779870
It wasn't terrible, but there were too many retarded moments that took me out of it. The Alpha concept in general. Helping the infected give birth. The bone towers. The ending. Even at the start, where the mother goes "Sit still and keep quiet!" to the kid, yet she doesn't turn down or turn off the TV they're watching...? Come on. I think that noise might attract some infected

>>211782362
I didn't mind the alphas because at least they contributed some really menacing moments to the film. Everything else though, yeah.
Biggest plot nonsense to me was if mainland europe is doing just fine, why not airdrop them supplies. You have to leave your brain in two separate containers at the door.

>>211780617
Yeah I dont like that actor too. He reeks of beta faggotry.

>>211782496
>if mainland europe is doing just fine, why not airdrop them supplies
brexit strikes again!

>>211780319
Are you suggesting that zoomers don't also enjoy flashing lights?

>>211783124
Zoomers enjoy blacked movies with ugly mutt characters.

Hello /tv/. I want to play a game.

If you do not make a funny guess about what Blumhouse will do now that they own the Saw franchise, the laxative coursing through your bloodstream will make you poop yourself.

Shitpost or shit yourself. Make your choice.

>>211783238
>a funny guess
PG-13 reboot
Could you imagine?

>>211783264
Oh gosh! Jigsaw has tied us to a bathroom, and if we want to get out, we have to take our shoes off and walk on the dirty floor!!!

>>211783318
Kek

>>211783318

>>211783799
>you've been poisoned
>the antidote is locked in a safe
>the combination to the safe is written on the wall, one of innumerable sequences of numbers that have no clear beginning or end
>your only source of light is a candle
>but you're covered in a substance that will make you burst into flames if you get too close to it
>also you are completely naked and the floor is covered in broken glass
wat do

>>211783904
>wat do
I'm guessing I'd die.

>>211779701
>There's no point in making a movie to begin with if it won't even look like a movie, which is what film offers.
Pic related is an upcoming big-budget studio movie shot on film. Looks incredible, right?

>>211784017
What film is that?

>>211783904
Die horribly and hopelessly for the crime of taking a sick day I guess

>>211780325
Moving the goalposts. You lost, I accept your concession.

>>211784093
>What film is that?
One Battle After Another

>>211780268
14x your budget doesn't mean as much when your budget is so low you're shooting the movie on your phone. That's chump change.

>>211784187
Doesn't matter. The argument was that "Nobody's watching these "shot on an iPhone" movies" which is clearly wrong if you make 14x your budget back. Obviously, people watched the movie, thus defeating the argument.

>>211783904
This, the jannie smoker in 5 and that guy who had to perform brain surgery on himself in X were probably the most impossible traps.

>>211784268
It was obviously hyperbole. Making yourself look like a pedantic asshole won't win over any hearts, argue in good faith instead.

>>211783904
>jigsaw in court

>>211784331
Moving the goalposts & ad hominem. Yep, you lost. I accept your concession. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered.

>>211784361
>Moving the goalposts
What?
I guess you're just trolling on purpose.

>>211778990
Reminds me of those Buddhist hell parks. If they haven't already, they need to do a movie centered around one of them

>>211778793
Godzilla (1954)
Matango

>>211779648
I watched the whole movie (with the Mr Toad segment and the library wraparound) last October, pretty cute.

>>211733611
>>211737845
>>211742922
>>211754536
Just watched Marshmallow today (and Clown in the Cloverfield after that). It really does feel like a pure slop plot, no coherent messaging at all. It's not even the script alone, like the screenplay itself felt AI generated. So many random scenes that seemed like they were copied from elsewhere.
I didn't see "the plot twist" coming, but that's not a good thing, because I was hoping it would be an honest campfire child style horror movie but instead it was a bit of everything.

Clown on the other hand started predictable, but then the plot twist almost got me although I did see it coming the fact that the gu she wanted to have sex with was a faggot, I could tell when he said the boyband dance line, but I didn't think the gayness would immunize him against Clown related death

Just watched Bloodlines. Everything looked fake as fuck. Distracting pajeet CGI all over every scene. Can't believe this piece of shit was praised.

My dad is a baby

>>211780154
Uh anon, they haven't made 8mm/16mm film with sound tracking in years. If you even get a camera and projector that has sound capacity, the film does not.

>>211787136
So your mom is a pedo?

>>211786593
>Anon discovers horror has common tropes
>It must be chatgpt
Kek

>>211787136
Aww cute!

>>211784399
Of course he's trolling, anon. He's the retard that posts this every argument:
>I accept your concession. Thanks for admitting I'm right and you're wrong. Filtered.

>>211787136
Then what does that make you?

>>211787389
A man

any horror movies where a shy nerdy neet guy gets a hot femdomommy vampire gf?

>>211787429
Velvet Vampire maybe?

>We have Heretic at home

>>211787234
Stupid retard, all of us smart /tv/ posters from last thread concluded it's ChatGPT written. You will never be part of us smart people.

>>211787531
>Some anon is samefagging his hate boner
Kek okay sleepaway camp invented ai, Mr smartypants

>>211787429
Consenting Vampire maybe?

>211787612
>retarded bitch didn't even watch the movie
kys Rajesh

>Marshmallow takes place in the present day with smartphones
>ChatGPT decided to give the main kid character a bowl cut for some reason

>>211787681
I watched the movie, I just think it's hilarious you thought basic tropes of the genre were created by chatgpt not the 80s

^Dumb indian cunt still doesn't know that we, the elite intellectuals of /tv/, were talking about the mashup of all the idiotic tropes, but the streetshitter thinks that before MarSHITmallow there was only one camp horror movie, because he hasn't seen any others

>>211787855
Stop making fun of me being Indian, the Indian character in the movie was brave and fierce just like me.

>>211787855
>>211787893
>Anon is now trying to impersonate me
Oh right, the guy who doesn't like horror

>Oh right, the guy who doesn't like horror
AI bot having a schizo moment

>>211787929
You can tell by the Indian obsession, he's going to shit up the thread talking to himself for a couple of hours, just watch a movie instead of giving him (you)s

>>211787954
I am the guy who doesn't like horror, saar
I watched the movie because I wanted to see bobs and vegane

>>211787954
I am not a schizo

Bot status = broken.

>>211788107
You're definitely a schizo, have a (You)

So... I'm guessing Marshmallow is good?

>>211788441
Yeah, if you Iike summer camp settings or kids v adults fights, it's very comfy

>>211788441
it's really trash by both kids horror and camp fire horror standards

The Damned (2025) and The Wailing (2024)
Are they decent/good or should I remove those 2 from my watchlist ?

The Sadness (2021) was a pretty funny movie

>>211788667
I liked The Damned but I can't explain why without spoiling it in some fashion

>>211788850
Copy, I'll give it a try. Thanks anon

Watch Lowlifes

>>211788441
It's good if you like AI slop marketed by literal soulless bots

Name a better 2025 horror movie than Sinners
You can't
Black folx win

>>211789533
Haven't seen it, and no clue when or if I will.

>>211789533
Is it actually a good movie ?

>>211790001
nta but yes

>>211790001
not her but it's heckin goated

>>211787188
>Uh anon, they haven't made 8mm/16mm film with sound tracking in years.
Well it exists and movies are still doing it, so

>>211791104
They're doing digital audio, which means you also have to force the film to synch

>>211791182
Okay, well do that

>>211779494
Well said, anon. Well said.

>>211791275
That doesn't result in a good quality film and makes digitisation of the film harder
If you're looking to do film, paying for 35mm where you're getting audio tracking in line with the frame rate and easier conversion with fewer hallucinations and flicker is better, or at least closer to what a film projection would have been
A lot of what film does well doesn't convert well, so if you were setting your sights on something having a good end product, even a dream scenario of finding old and useable stock with sound encoding, you're still looking at blue cast and flicker from conversion, and possibly frame rate hallucinations.
I think if you liked film you'd be aware of a lot of this. Like your pic related wouldn't be blue or have those fluorescents show up like that on most old 16mm, but would have its outdoor daylight scenes orange, and would let you shoot a nighttime scene indoors during daylight.

>>211791677
indoors ^or outdoors^

Anyone know any Japanese vampire movies? I've tried to find some but can't really see any. And if not, then Asian in general. With sexy vampire women. Preferably femdommy vampire women.

>>211787624
Just finished this. I liked it. She cute!

>>211787516
Got this too. Will watch now.

>>211790881
>>211791058
Preciate anons

>>211791772
>Anyone know any Japanese vampire movies?
The Vampire Doll, Lake of Dracula, Evil of Dracula
>if not, then Asian in general.
Mr. Vampire series
>With sexy vampire women. Preferably femdommy vampire women.
Doctor Vampire

>>211791677
People are still making movies this way so they must have figured it out

>>211791867
>>211791772
>they haven't seen Moon Child
It's kind of horror with an ending that might be depressing as fuck depending on how you take it.

>>211792109
Anon, again, your choice of pic just shows you're not paying attention and offering solutions that don't work. The work around Enys Men uses is to have voice over narration so you don't have to synch anything, along with a script and set up that's very light on dialogue. The need for those workarounds didn't exist back when there was audio encoding on the film

>>211792691
>The work around Enys Men
So they found a workaround. Okay then *dusts off hands*

>>211792814
The point is you have to do the work around, wher as back in the time you're trying to emulate, you didn't have to, you had other options
Now it's almost always a work around, a film which isn't designed for what it's doing, which won't be projected how it should be. It being on film doesn't give it the same quality or options as when more 8mm/12mm films were freely available and widely developed.

>>211789533
> Black folx win
Agreed.

>>211792937
>The point is you have to do the work around
Great, let's do that

>>211793020
Okay, but none of the work arounds you've suggested actually work, so learning what work arounds there are would probably help, and the process for developing isn't cheap either

>>211792937
Lol I actually wrote 12 not 16, I need coffee

>>211793090
>Okay, but none of the work arounds you've suggested actually work,
Apparently it does, they've made several movies doing it and your objection is just "they had to do it differently" to which I say, okay, keep doing it differently

>>211793359
>they had to do it differently" to which I say, okay, keep doing it differently
Yes, people should do it differently to what you have been proposing because what you've been proposing doesn't work.
Some of the solutions that do work have been around and used on larger print movies for decades (the Italian all dialogue is ARD where you don't care nothing synchs in any dub) but they do have drawbacks (you don't have any lipsynch)
The things you're asking them to do with film however, the film physically doesn't do like it used. There isn't some work around where you get what you would have got for the same price back in the day. It's not a cheap way to make a film, and you're not going to make the same kind of film you used be able to.

>>211793426
Yeah, 35mm with sound encoding is still in production, it's a much more viable way to do a shot on film movie that doesn't have solely an art audience

How do we make digital more expensive than shooting on film?
I fucking hate the way modern horror movies look, they're absolutely devoid of atmosphere and a sense of any authenticity in no small part because cheap fucks love the ugly digital visuals with even uglier filters.

>digital is le bad
name a more reddit opinion

>>211793687
>It's not a cheap way to make a film, and you're not going to make the same kind of film you used be able to.
My only thing is, I've already seen people do it. They Call Her Death had a budget of $40,000. If that budget went to anything else and was shot on an iPhone to save costs, it wouldn't even be worth looking at.
So yes, you can make a low-budget horror this way, and in a larger production where the budget is millions of dollars, using film over digital is not going to bankrupt the production either. It can only be a benefit.

>>211784761
lol i been to a buddist hell park. pretty cool.
>>211794001
Been here for years and could see the reddiffication of everything

>>211793873
Swaying large companies to back film doesn't take much, because digital post still costs a fuckload
What you need instead is to go to stuff like >>211793426 and shill it to people so companies notice profits, because shot on film as a selling point as far as they're concerned is mostly a niche art market.
>>211794062
That's still not the low budget high return that those films used get. You need to get audiences who will pay money to see the film enough it becomes notable profit. Most audiences still are willing to pay for digital slop, but you're lucky there is a return to practicals
One of the things that makes film cheap in some ways is it's physically expensive per foot. You cannot do endless retakes, you will have to pay to process flubs, you need it to look right the first time because hand painting frame by frame is a bitch.
Directors who use film need to put in extra thought, use more practicals, and know the medium well enough that they know they can shoot everything plus mistakes on the stock they have. Practicals making a come back and economies being squeezed makes it more possible for a couple film breakthroughs to major notability in profit.
It's actually the extra millions to fix it in post and constantly reshoot or do multiple unnecessary angles for digital that are the enemy there. Those movies make back profit with large audiences, so there isn't an impetus to get rid of them yet.

I would like to have sex with Samara Weaving

>>211793426
Not actually related to this conversation but I thought Strange Darling was fun

>>211795117
Reddit opinion

Is mask design dead?
Seems like most slasher movies have really bland and forgettable masks.

>>211794775
Going to have to agree.

What a great way to ruin an entire franchise. Discuss.

>>211795493
looks retarded lol
no longer excited

>>211795493
>dude parkour so epic lmao
Am I in the fucking 2007 or something

>>211795586
Parkour is epic tbf

>>211795493

>Jimmy Savile saves the day
Weird message, but okay.

>>211794412
>That's still not the low budget high return that those films used get.
>Most audiences still are willing to pay for digital slop
What's the cost of the average digitally shot movie found on streaming services, most of which few people will watch? It's more than $40,000.
The Love Witch was going for something even more challenging and it pulled it off on a budget of $200,000.

Low-budget horror movies are already a niche field, and the ones most interested in that niche engage better with a classic horror look.

>>211779648
I did last year and I will again this year.

Last years Halloween watch list from midnight on the morning of the 31st to sun up November 1st.

>Masque of The Red Death
>Halloween Thriller special with Vincent Price
>The Fearless Vampire Killers
>The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1949 Disney)
>Halloween (1978)
>Halloween 2 (1981)
>Garfields Halloween Adventure
>It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
>Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
>House of Usher
>The Haunted Pumpkin of Sleepy Hollow
>Sleepy Hollow (Tim Burton 1999)

Not in that exact order. This year will be some different things, but most of the animated stuff will be the same.

>>211797893
The Love Witch is a good example of how to do it right. However, The Love Witch involves the director doing everything and having everything exactly pinned down to keep it to that budget, for what's probably a X5 return. It sold better than the niche art film it was meant to be, but you need an Anna Biller making all the costumes and music and everything else, along with her keeping the shooting schedule just as tight, and those were rare even back then.
However, the low budget high return that made 70s and 80s independents viable, that started with TCM's budget maxing out at $150,000 and making 30 mil at box office. Biller is a start to having broader appeal, but the kind of breakout profit margin you need is much higher than you're estimating for that not still to be a nich art film doing better than expected.
It's doable, but Love Witch isn't what's going to make major producer distributors and studios catch on to shooting something on film on a tight budget. That's a prelude to the kind of breakout you need

>>21179815
> >House of Usher
It is for females.

The Love Witch? More like The Love Bitch

>>211779365
Good movie + cute queen doppelgänger. I was quite sad to read Rona killed herself in 2020.

>>211793426
Downloaded this for GILF Hershey.

>>211798277
The director is a foid. They never do anything right. Stop simping.

>>211798486
they made a film about your mother?

Still no real English subs for Holy Night: Demon Hunters, just machine & now AI from Arabic. Somebody better hurry the fuck up and sub this movie so I can watch Ma Dong-seok punch demons into oblivion.

>>211779244 (OP)
D finally made it onto Prime? Is Bloodlust on there too?

>>211798766
D is on AMC+ (I started a free trial to watch The Ugly Stepsister a few days ago and been making use of the service while I've got it).

Bloodlust is on the Internet Archive in 1080p. For that matter, D is on there too but in lesser quality.

>>211798766
I have bloodlust on dvd me

Just sat down at the kinoplex. What do I think?

>>211786593

Marshmallow is the MOST THOUGHT PROVOKING MOVIE of 2025.

>>211799086
>>211799088
Stupid bot

>>211798934
>he doesn't use illegal streaming sites

>>211799105
Cope. Some people still want to see films the way they were made to be seen.

What did you watch on the first day of summer?

>>211799086
ChatGPT rewrite this post as Ralph.

>>211799328
sorry i'm an adult and don't actually know when summer starts anymore

>>211799370
You would if you lived where I do lol

>>211799330
Hi, I'm in the big dark room! I think popcorn is loud!

>>211799417
a college dorm?

>>211799330
Keep coping

>>211799487
forgot pic...
movie kinda mid so far ngl
feels faster and dumber than the first two

>>211799111
You're right, I don't.

>>211779244 (OP)
>>211779355
>>211798766
>>211798934
>/hor/ fans all love the D
No, but seriously, good to know about AMC+. Apparently it's free now with my Spectrum and I was wondering if there was anything actually worth activating it for.

>>211799239
Based fellow A-Lister.

>>211797893
If only more modern films took notes from The Love Witch.

>>211779471
i HATED the ending so fucking much they should have savanna survive the shooting and sequel bait it at least, i wish to kiss and protect those qt innocent country girls

lesbians are revolting

>>211801651
found the gay

>>211799086
You’re thinking about all the blacks in the movie.

>>211781492
Sad body btw

>>211801651
Irl maybe but not in movies.

>>211801971
Would

>>211802017
It's 50/50 if they're evil in horror, but they are all hot

>>211801971
would

>>211801971
>Sad body
How? She's got big tiddies.

>Night of the Living Dead 1968 2160p 8MM Film Scan x264 AAC1.0
That's interesting since it was shot on 35mm.

>>211801609
Lowlifu is best character

>>211802053
>>211802113
>>211802218
cope hagfuckers

>>211802279
would

>lesbians are revolting

>>211802279
How is she a hag when she's 7 years older than me and I'm young? I won't be old in 7 years.

>>211801971
>Sad body btw
>(You)s me with a cute stacked babe
Nice self-own I guess…?

>>211802279
Post more webms, based poster.

>>211801651
t. '''straight''' man

>>211802444
She's only three years older than me so it's hilarious reading that. No way it's not bait

>>211802279
Post more Coomer webms.

>some women take dick
>others flop around like dead fish in a vain attempt to "scissor" each other
couldn't be me lmao

>>211802279
>hagfuckers
We carry that title as a badge of honour here pal.

>>211802444
Youre pushing 50 T_T

>>211802921
You're underaged and brown.

>>211802921
lol

>>211802955
This.

For us its Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

Fuck Comer

>>211803441
dont they feel stupid making tiktoks

>>211803441
I never knew she was 38. Wow. I thought she a good looking mid 40s.

>>211803441
She keeps doing soi face.

>>211803982
Many people often mistake Sarah Gadon for a teenager.

>>211804027
> Many people often mistake Sarah Gadon for a teenager.
Correc. Actresses remain children all their lives, for they only see what is near at hand, cling to the present, take the appearance of a thing for reality, and prefer trifling matters to the most important.

>>211804027
Nobody mistakes you for somebody who has touched a woman.

>>211804128
*correct

Let this general die

>132 days until Halloween

>>211795493
Which X-Men movie is this?

>he's back
Time to watch Perfume of the Lady in Black (1974)

>>211804885
I'm gonna watch Corn in a Clownfield in a bit.

>>211804917
Pretty reddit movie. I saw it.

>>211804575
>>211802921

>>211805451
kek

>>211798150
Excellent list anon. I have a bunch of animated films that I haven't seen I'm gonna throw on during the day
>Night of the Zoopocalypse
>Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo!
>Looney Tunes - The Day the Earth Blew Up
>ParaNorman

>>211798150
Based

>>211805811
ParaNorman is fun.

>>211803982
I thought she was like 35.

>>211779731
I have an LG C2 and a retrotink 4K with filters on it
It's not the same, I prefer my consumer Sony set over S-video

Just watched this and it was pretty solid.

There's an ARG style website for 28 Years Later (semi-spoilers follow) and there's some text on it that at least attempts to explain why they're isolated and they're not airdropping in supplies. Which is basically as simple as "the govt is surpressing info about them existing". I wish they'd pushed that in the film, would have made it a sliver less stupid.
>The virus brought us more than the rage.
>The sorrow, for our lost home. The guilt, for the ones we left behind. The righteous indignation for the secrets being kept from us.
>It's been almost 28 years since the outbreak. And still, not a single shred of truth about what's really going on. They say it's to protect >us. It's for our own good. After all this time, what are they still hiding?
>They classify satellite images. They forbid any communication with survivor communities. They suppress rumors and discredit reports that somehow, the infected have adapted.

>>211806290
does milla get em out

>>211806631

Nah, this didn't seem uncut or unrated in any way.

Good tension in it though, up to a point.

>>211805811
>>211806092
I liked Paranorman too. It has some really nice visuals

Don't forget Monster House, which I avoided because the art style is so ugly, but it was good

>>211806290
sexy Mila, anything she's in is OK in my book.

>>211807027

>>211806148
lol.

>>211805451
Yeah. I rename files like that on purpose.

>>211806459
didnt they also show in the end of weeks the infected making it into france and the rest of europe?

>>211807489
The “IMG_0051.png?”
Why does /hor/ have an issue with that? I thought you guys liked her?

>>211807027
i don't know where i saw em but i know she got big eraser nipples

>>211807565
Some nice dinner plates for me to lick clean yes please mommy Mila

>>211807565

She's from the Farrah Fawcett school of nipples

>>211807561
After I found out they get triggered by that, I change all my files to iphone style.

>>211807671
fuckin kyle xy ass bellybutton

>>211807541
Yeah they silently pseudo-retcon it in the film. The ARG site is actually the only attempt at explaining it:
>The second wave reached Europe, and we pushed it back. The Atlantic Wall has held ever since. We tell ourselves it always will. But how can we know for sure if they won't tell us what's really happening?
They should have just gone the whole way and said the second film never happened. Or actually, they should have made it so Europe did get fucked. They still would have had the other continents to explore and it would have made more sense.

>>211803441
>life_of_the_eternal_privileged_ roasties.webm

>>211807765

I put a cashew nut in there to hold back all the button fluff

>>211806459
>literally any nation on earth with satellites could blow the whole thing wide open at any point
>nobody does
Did they explain that part? Did they explain the infected tax policy?

>>211807867
kek, no it's just "govt is hiding it". Alex Garland is such a fucking hack.

>>211807867
>infected tax policy?
I don't really want to watch the sequels but if there is a bit about zombie tax policy, can someone clip it? Asking for a friend, i'm a very normal person

>>211807986

>>211808049
Lud-in-the-Mist does

>/HOR/ DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK

>>211806459
>Zombies can't swim to France
>Can access all islands in British isles, including the ones where access regularly shuts down because of weather or the guy who runs the ferry having a holiday
Some of those places never had zombies, they were just sick of two weeks of tourists

>>211807842
i can't even find the early 2000s paul anderson resident evil movie on piratebay or leet
you can kinda see her eraser nipples in that one
>>211808049
at least he finished his saga before he died

>>211807955
So the entire UK is just one big area 51. Yeah that's pretty hacky.

It reminds me of this movie doomsday but that's less horror and more thriller/action and has Rhona Mitra being sexy in it. Made by the dude who did Dog Soldiers so you know it's good.

>>211808414
> and has Rhona Mitra being sexy in it.

>>211808616
What was she, the fluffer on dog soldiers? Is that how they met?

>>211808378
>resident evil movie
>you can kinda see
>watching an entire movie for 3 frames of nipple

>>211808677
its her “dogfriend.”

>>211808818
>watching an entire movie for 3 frames of nipple

>>211808677
> What was she, the fluffer on dog soldiers? Is that how they met
Idk, I read in Entertainment Weekly she was the dog fluid disposal woman on site.

>>211805811
>>211806976
I haven't seen these. Thanks for the recs.

>>211808818
>>211808867
>watch another entire resident evil movie just for a few seconds of Sienna Gullory pits

>>211809120
What does that mean?!

>>211809329
who knows

>>211795493

Wait in the first film you had to worry about even blood getting in your eye which turns you - they really dont seem concerned about that sort of thing here.

>>211809120
Sounds about white. Let the men do the filming

>>211808616
Best Lara Croft

>>211787429
Ana Torrent looks like that (although she doesn't acts that way) in Tesis (1996)

>>211809757
I enjoyed looking at her but its over now. And she leaked her nudes way too late.

>>211809669
>>211809329
>>211808616
take your meds IMG boy.

>>211809895
Those are from iphones or images uploaded to desktop.

>>211809757
Until we get Sophie Turner

Marshmallow is "Longlegs but the viral marketing failed" (it failed because there was no big name director to sell to the normals)

>>211808214
Based and childhood trauma pilled.

>>211810092
Nobody wants this

>>211810662
The jews want this

how come this chick in the new final destination looks 20 and 40 at the same time?

>>211810746
The main girl? Idk. The movie was better than I thought it would be. They didnt need the black child though. I always though the Tony Todd character was supposed to be death. I am glad there were no african characters

>>211810700
"The jews" had nothing to do with this, she just wasn't emotionally ready for all the relationships she had with multiple Black men at the same time.

>The Exorcist: Believer flops
>The Exorcism flops
>The Ritual flops
the people simply yearn for The Pope's Exorcist 2

>>211810835
why's death gotta be so dramatic? could easily just give them aneurysms but has to indulge his rube goldberg fetish instead

>>211811158
You probs get bored after the 1st billion tbf

>>211811158
>wow this monster just fell out of the machine... I've already had 1 today and the label says that's the limit... oh wel-ACK!

Watch Sinners
Watch Sinners!
Watch Sinners!!
Watch it now, it's Black culture

>>211811637
I wish they'd all go black to africulture if ya know what I'm sayin

The Real Ghostbusters Halloween episodes are definitely getting watched this October.

>>211811946
I keep seeing this guy around but have never seen the episode. Will have to watch.

Any of the Evil Bong movies worth watching as in remotely decent?

>>211812454
>Any of the Evil Bong movies worth watching
>as in remotely decent?

>>211812454
>Evil Bong movies
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138510/

>>211812454
The first comes closest to being decent, entirely because of the cameos.

>>211812358
>never seen the episode
Watch the whole series, it's good. Even the Christmas episode was based.

>>211812358
There's an episode of Extreme Ghostbusters where they fight 'cenobites.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4giMapw9-nY

>>211798766
>>211798934
Just torrent it you absolute mongoloids

>>211812717
>>211812678
This is selling me on it, excellent.

>>211812805
I'm not a thief.

>>211812805
Based high seas conqueror

Skye Riley? She's incredible!

>>211812877
Non fren chud streaming subscriber

Holy skitz kino. Features Li Jun Li from Sinners by the way.

>>211812877
>funding my movies
thank you for your service

>>211813749
You can't properly enjoy a movie you stole. It cheapens the experience.

>>211813825
I disagree entirely, I think pirating movies makes them all the more sweet and delectable.

>>211813825
that might be true if you were talking about physical releases

>>211814205
>physical releases
You mean jerking off to Mila Jovovich?

>>211814590
ha

heheheh

collarbone? more like collar-boner
hehh.......

>>211814237
How old is she?

>>211814877
49

>>211815069
Yeah, double it and pass it to the next simp.

>>211815138
kek lol so 98 year old mila jovovich
>pass, double it pass it to the next cuck

urgent meds delivery here for a P. Issman

>>211814877
>>211815069
>>211815138
>>211815190
lmfao

>>211815250
Its just a bit of banter

>>211815379
kill yourself autistic retard

>>211815421
Mad cause not part of the discussion. You always like this?

>>211815379
>>211815332
KYS

>>211815449
He is. He is pretty much a resident spammer as much as all the others.

>another npm day
rip

>>211815502
He hasn’t been here

Bakin'

>>211815492
Stop talking to yourself: >>211805451

>>211815525
nobody here left to fall for that retard

>>211815541
Just wait till october. Spammers are here.

Here

>>211815550
>>211815550
>>211815550
>>211815550

the classic

>>211815591
Kek.

>>211815138
>>211815190
>once upon a time mila jovovich was considered sexy and youthful
>then as she got older some anon accidentally cast a magical spell rapidly aging her to 98 years old, reducing her to skin and bones
>another anon greentexted the joke, inadvertently turning her into just bones
>this is the story of SKELLY JOVOVICH

>>211779731
Anon those shaders are fake af. Thats not how CRT looked like back then

>>211815755
i'm gonna tell maynard james keenan on you