Thread 211781410

HE’D RATHER HAVE
A BUFFALO
TAKE A NORWOOD 5 DUMP ON HIS HAIR

Having hair is cope for incels that have bad face genes anyways. You incels think you’re going to fuck over a guy like statham or the rock? lol.

HES THE BALDEST GAMER YOU’VE EVER HEARD

SHITTY HAIRLINES
SHITTY HAIRLINES
ALL I HAVE ARE SHITTY HAIRLINES

A balding nerd isn't some rare thing, most of you faggot losers are balding or bald. I don't understand why you /r/cinemassacretruth transfats get so butthurt about this guy like he's your internet dad that left to get a pack of NES games and never came back or some shit. If he wanted to shave it off he could do some sort of skit that a game was so bad it made him pull all of his hair out I guess. Either way why do you care that a self admitted mong who calls himself a nerd looks like a nerd? It just makes you look worse than he does because at least he is getting paid for it unlike you janny-tier homos.

I'm more bald than that. It's not funny. Stop making fun of him

B-A-L-D
BALD

>>211781493
Don't kid yourself, you don't look like Statham, you look like a toilet bowl.

where did the hair go
where did the hair go

>>211781880
>brown toilet bowl
You need to clean your toilet

>>211781493
I am a normie and don't think it's the end of the world if you lose it, but from personal experience it sucks really hard and regrowing it made a massive difference for stuff like getting laid.

Like facial genes wtf are you talking about doesn't matter if you have a good or bad face it's still going to make it harder.

>>211782119
>finn
You know it’s a literal tranny drug that will literally give you tits and increase your estrogen, right?

>>211782374
meme created by coping baldies

>>211782374
Mental illness

>>211782374
I'd rather be a tranny than a baldie

>>211782676

So would these anons
>>211782517
>>211782523

>>211782119
>2 years of growing his hair out and combing it forward. His hairline is exactly the same. 2 years of androgen blockers.

>>211782676
You are both though. All troons wear wigs.

>>211781410 (OP)
>>211781539
The saddest part about this is he also has the worst balding pattern. He'd look somewhat presentable if he had the widows peak going, even if it were extremely thin, but instead the entire front of his hairline just said "lol see ya"

>>211781410 (OP)
This dude is in his 50s and he's not doing Botox or hair transplants. How did you expect him to age?

>angry video game nerd
>thinks people watch it for his looks
>posts it on television
You're like a jackpot lineup on a slot machine of being retarded.

>>211783118
He's still closer to his 30s than his 50s which makes this hilarious

>>211783486
Wow the hilarity, a man's appearance was slightly altered as he grew older, I can't believe it.

>>211783525
Yes, sorry but balding will always be funny. Especially if it happens before you're 50.

>>211783592
I mean it's pretty common, like about 50% of people are older than, guess you save a lot of money on streaming subscriptions for entertainment or whatever.

>>211783525
Didn't happen to Mike

>>211783649
It's actually not. Most people never reach the "just fuck my shit up" level of balding. They just recede and thin out a bit.

It's really unfortunate he has the pattern he does. It's like the entire front half of his hair just peaced out over the span of a couple years. That plus a bald spot in back means he'll have this ridiculous bucket handle/hairband thing going on if he doesn't shave it somewhere down the line. Same thing started happening to Ashens, but he decided to go with the "chubby Kane" look.

>angry Video Game nerd
>/tv/ - Television & Film
Why are retarded spammers obsessed with balding?

>>211781410 (OP)
jesus christ just go full bald at this point wtf

>>211783703
I definitely see a lot of old people with even more hair loss than him yeah, but hey it's hilarious just like crayons are delicious.

>>211783849
erm that is director Jimmothy Rolfe, and he has made over 9000 films.

>>211783849
They're literally retards. Literally.

>>211784082
It's pretty sad because it's always the end of these online communities when they get infested by actual retards instead of people just acting that way because it's funny.

>>211782119
Chad facial genes and balding > beta face with full head of hair. But honestly its all about confidence too, hair and face don't mean shit if you've got game. I've seen some of the ugliest, fattest most disgusting bastards bag hot bitches cause they're not insecure about their hair or some other pussy bullshit like that.

Some of the most commanding men in cinema like Jack Nicholson and Tony Soprano have shitty hair and look like ass but they still got hella pussy cause they have powerful personalities. They don't give a fuck and that's what makes them attractive to a woman over some fag that obsesses about optics 24/7

>>211781493
the rock is a closeted homo who i’ve never heard any woman want unlike john cena or shawn michaels. even in that shitty biographical show young rock he spends more time talking about how he loved and was inspired by known pedo and fag pat patterson than any of his girlfriends. at one point one just shows up when he is an adult. its fucking weird i
because it feels like he had to insert a beard since there hadnt been any mention of him liking a girl in two seasons of the show and she lived several states away. massive case of “i have a gf she just goes to another school.” plus ive never seen his wife so his daughter is most likely adopted or a test tube baby.

>>211783849
losers like to brag about the one thing they've got going for them.
skinny incels attack on fatties
live with mom incels attack wagies
white incels attack blacks
etc

>>211784866
I know but this shit was on my TikTok/IG whatever as well when it used those and on this let's you click "not interested" but the algo just won't pick up on it. They're just pushing tranny meds really hard.

>>211782374
Yes. I took half a pill and instantly turned into a woman and then finasteride fucked my wife and stole my dog

Is James the first YouTube celebrity?

>>211783649
Not exactly, the truth is that even in the countries where men are most prone to experience balding, it's still only about 30% of men, and that 30% includes every type of hair loss from the horseshoe Costanza to the slight temple recession of Jim Carrey. So no, most people do not end up like James, even the dudes who are balding. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a zoomie fear mongering over aging.

Why does /tv/ get so defensive over James? He's an autist and a borderline lolcow. It's ok to mock him.

if james doesn't get a hair transplant soon i will cut my cock off

>>211787016
They clearly identify with him (except the having a wife and kids part)

>>211787016
>defensive
Nigger you're the one crying about an overwhelmingly negative thread not being 100% negative, gain sentience.

>>211781410 (OP)
I'd probably like his videos if he wasn't constantly just shouting "SHIIIIIIT ASSSSS" because of that I can't stand his trash.

>>211787145
Absolutely 0 self-awareness. You're paranoid that people making fun of james are reddit troons. You're completely mindbroken because "no fun allowed at the expense of my internet idol!!!!"

>>211785736
You got it wrong the finn turned you into a woman and you fucked your dog, the finn took the house

>>211781493
Yes, considering Statham and the Rock will be having sex with each other.

>>211781643
Are you samefagging this thread or are you part of some Bald Battalion?

why do bongs love james so much? they didn't even have the NES.

>>211787346
Not beating the retard charges anytime soon.

>balding
>ugly
>state certified autist
>shitty tattoo
>gay "band" that does terrible covers of buttrock
>0 friends who aren't just using him
>disgusting fat pig wife who clearly has no respect for him
>children who inherited his soda brained brand of asperbergers
>illusion of charm is shattered now that he doesn't have anyone writing clever material for him
Mike won

I think the idea of being a balding manchild is in character for The Nerd.

>>211781880
>>211782119
>>211784562
>>211787271

Hes right its all about being an atractive

>>211781493
James wouldn’t be get made fun this much if he didn’t call his fans assholes.

Now that top tier hair transplants only cost like $4k, being bald has basically become a poor man's disease

>>211788641
>Leninardo

>>211788641
inb4 jeff bezos. he hit the point of no return way before amazon became a huge success

>>211788641
Leo looks based.

Miss these two nuckas together like you wouldn’t believe

>6 hours ago
The absolute STATE of mods

>>211789273
If there's one thing more pathetic than a truther it's a junior janny.

>THIS GAME'S SO BAD THAT I'M LOSING MY HAIR

If I was him I'd do a bit like that, it would be kino. Who gives a shit, a nerd's going bald? The real problem is modern episodes have been dogshit for more than a decade now. Unwatchable.

>>211783849
They're redditors what do you expect?

>>211789989
>James tearing out his hair (a toupee) because of a bad game
Kek, would watch. But yeah, the main problem is that he forgot how to act angry in a funny way for some reason, even the screams don't sound right.

So who do you guys hate more, James, James' wife and kids, or screenwave?

>>211790652
I don't hate James or his family that's crazy talk. Screenwave however always seemed pretty rotten. Like jobs for the boys, cutting corners and desperately trendchasing.

>>211782374
So why do I have a lean muscled body after taking it for 3 years?

It also made a massive difference for my hair coupled with minoxidil. My hairline at the temples came slightly back and my baldspot got a lot less visible and even disappears if I grow my hair out a little.

>>211789989
I agree. The problem with him clinging on to that little bit of hair is that it obviously shows how insecure he is about it. It would be better from him to not give a shit and just get rid of it like nostalgiafaggot did.

>>211783849
people are obsessed with what they don't have. much like incels are with women, baldies are with full heads of hair.

>>211791036
Screenwave were there for years before anyone started talking about them. It was the handover to the Silverman regime and his lust for any scrap of e-fame he could vampirically siphon into himself that it all got silly.

>>211782374
it increases free testosterone actually.

also in left handed people it increases sexual function, look it up

Pick your top 5 classic era episodes

>>211791194
> The problem with him clinging on to that little bit of hair is that it obviously shows how insecure he is about it.
How is Sam Hyde's balding any different? Yet no one is calling Sam insecure in all these MDE threads because they suck his unfunny dick, yet James gets tons of shit for his balding, and is actually a much nicer guy than Sam.

>>211785736
Many such cases

>>211781410 (OP)
I lost most of my hair from alopecia areata and it's back now. Skill issue.I'm just kidding, alopecia is different than pattern balding, but is a skill issue in how you react to it. Dude should have gone with a skullet if you have any amount of self respect.See pickles the drummer.

>>211791928
Spiderman
DoubleVision
Bible Games
Atari 5200
Sega 32x/CD

>>211791194
>hat it obviously shows how insecure he is about it
He's literally been bald on camera for over a decade at this point. You're just telling on yourself, chromedome.

Men over 29? ALL ABOARD!

>>211781410 (OP)
For gods shake just shave it this doesn't look better it just lets people know you're desperately unhappy with the situation. At least if you look bad bald there's the illusion that at least YOU might not care.

>>211793978
Very cool, r/hairloss.

>>211793978
>just bend over and let the norwood reaper fuck you in the ass
No thanks. I will fight until the last hair

>>211794335
hahahaahah tommy pickles looking ass nigga

>>211792467
Worst cases bgin way before 30s.

>>211789250
It was only good when James liked the game. The other 90% of the time was him falling asleep of feigning interest while Mike played.

>>211781410 (OP)
Make another movie? No time! it's 5:40 got to take care of muh kids or Bpril will whip me again

Balding bros...the cure is here.

>UCLA researchers may have just cracked the code on male pattern baldness with the discovery of a molecule "PP405" that could hold the promise of real, lasting regrowth. It's early days, but for those watching their hairlines recede, hope just got a name.

>>211794898
i'll believe it when there's product on the market. until then it's all bullshit

>>211794898
>Side effects include more hair loss

>>211781410 (OP)
c'mon men.

just shave it off

>>211784456
>just be a millionaire movie star, bro

>dad's 65, not even graying
>I'm 38, full head of thick hair
>my brother's 36 and has the thickest hair on Earth
Italian genes are no joke

>>211795468
But is anyone of you even taller than 5'9? I doubt it.

>>211781410 (OP)
Why doesn't he wear a toupee for the character of the nerd and just be bald in real life?

>>211795552
Why yes, I'm 5'9.525"

>>211795468
I'm a thick-haired Italian but I wish it was limited to just my head

>>211791928
share

>>211796179
drive/folders/1PIDVJOxjRWYJ-m5o8ypSsVK9P84sujW-

Baldingbros who refuse to use finasteride, look up RLT/laser hats. It stimulates bloodflow to the follicles. Some small studies showed ~40% increase in hair count but I was very skeptical and thought it was most likely just a marketing scam like most hairloss treatments are, but after using it for 4 months I can see a very clear difference in density and thickness. The only downside is that you have to use it 4-5 times per week.

It's AT LEAST as effective as minoxidil

>>211781410 (OP)
>mfw I’m late to the avgn thread

>>211795468
>Italian genes are no joke
I'll take one of those Chesterfields now

>>211781410 (OP)
>>211781539
Wait, you only get one hairline?
ONE HAIRLINE?! THAT’S IT?!?!

>>211781539
Sweet jesus James time to shave

What's the story with the tattoo? It came out of nowhere. Midlife crisis?

>>211799929
He googled dragon tattoo and it was literally the first thing that popped up.

>>211781410 (OP)
Just shave it off.
I had a friend in college, typical guitar hero nerd balding at 16 long hair too, looked like he was 42.
Then he got into drums shaved his head and a year later he was drawing in goth chicks to us like a fucking magnet, fantastic few years.
>Then I experienced twink death as will you all
We still go to the gym, dude hasn't aged at all.

>>211800360
The norwood reaper wrote this post. Don't let him win bros!

>>211781410 (OP)
>>211781539
>>211781586
zoomers really think the height of comedy is an old guy losing his hair

>>211800360
there is a certain male phenotype where you look middle aged at 25 but also still look middle aged at 75.

>>211800551
its especially weird as many zoomers have receding hairlines and crows feet in their early 20s. I think all the screen radiation from birth causes it.

>>211781410 (OP)
>>211781539
I fear this will be my future....

>>211781410 (OP)
I AIN'T GONNA LET TURKS PROBE MY HEAD!

>>211781539
Problem with shaving his head is that he has a really odd shaped head. Straight up like an upside egg or something. Damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

>>211791928
U got a MEGA link for me nigga?

>>211784866
>white incels attack blacks

>>211782119
I heard finasteride causes erectile dysfunction

>>211800551
Yes. They've literally been taught that going bald is like being pissed on in front of your crush. Do you remember that video where they were giving the little niglet a haircut? And the guy says "I messed up, we gotta go bald". And the little niglet starts crying like he just witnessed his mother die? Yeah, that's how they all are. They're so female brained and modern females hate baldies so they fall in line like the good little cucks they are.

>>211795468
Italians go bald all the time. Being italian is a coinflip, you either have thick hair or you go bald at 30, no in-between. You're either chrissy or tony.