Thread 211784079

Write a film synopsis based on picrel

>>211784079 (OP)
Delusional serial kidnapper worsens as he believes he is protecting women from local kidnappings, not knowing he himself is the perpetrator and the creep

>>211784079 (OP)
>"I kidnapped a drunk woman and undressed her while she was passed out."

So this is obviously not a great thing to do, but is supposed to happen to drunk girls in this situation? Why did it land on the bouncer to sort out, Shouldn't bar staff be used to these situations?

>>211784079 (OP)
Redditors need to start having daydream fantasies about sacrificing themselves to save their loved ones in a cool way instead of……. whatever this is…. kidnapping with consent or some shit. Leftists are mentally fucking ill.

>>211784245
If a girl is blacked out the establishment might get in trouble for continuing to serve her and lose their liquor license.

>>211784157
Starring Fassbender of course.

i want to believe this is real

>>211784079 (OP)
>there's paracetamol in the drawer in case your asshole is sore

>>211784079 (OP)
Where's the bowl of eggs?

The humane thing to do is to simply kill the bitch and drop her corpse in the nearest sewer hole.

>>211784245
>>211784290
If someone gets blackout drunk the best thing anyone can do is just call the cops to come pick them up. Why would you ever put yourself in a position where someone could claim that you kidnapped/raped them?

>>211784079 (OP)
>Write a film synopsis based on picrel
Eat all the eggs

>>211784245
you're supposed to drop her out in the street and let the roaming packs of muzzies "take care of her," but this bouncer is a simp who enjoys it

>>211784079 (OP)
Fake and gay. Nobody would be that nice to a belligerent drunk.

>>211784079 (OP)
Same exact energy as this.

>>211784408
lmao ive seen the wojak copy but ive never seen the original image

>>211784157
>>211784304
keep going

>>211784408
This dude looks exactly like the type that would roofy girls.

>The dog loves to be played with
I bet he does

>>211784430
it's so much worse isn't it?
>>211784483
Are you implying the dog wrote the note kek

it's "banister", not "bannister". also the d in the word "dog" shouldn't be capitalized. get fucking DEBOONKED

>>211784079 (OP)
>>211784408
>>211784475
It's always dudes like this who do the raping. "You totally wanted it cause I was so nice to you!" "Rape? But I gave you a hoodie!" "Watch out for that guy, he looks like a rapist, come stay at my place, nobody there but you and the cameras. Did I say cameras? I meant my friendly dog! haha he's such a goof!"

>>211784533
why do you talk like a woman

>>211784508
It's Dog the bounty hunter

>>211784547
Do you know what quotation marks mean, Rajesh?

no bouncer would ever do this
and by that I mean having a spare bedroom and a printer

>>211784079 (OP)
>this happens so often that I've had to type a print this out dozens of times
women amirite

>>211784584
you call em quotaton marks, i call em vaginastrophes

>>211784533
It does corroborate the fact that most rapes are done by guys who the woman was friends or acquainted with.

>>211784408
how did she get her phone out so fast and take a picture

>>211784547
esl moment

>>211784624
thats the power of media literacy

>>211784624
Either she wanted to take the photo after they kicked the "creep" out, or it's fake. I think option 2 is much more likely.

>>211784610
>bob and vagene!!
yes, we know you're obsessed.

>>211784245
Call the police retard. Not to arrest her but just to hold her somewhere until she sobers up.

>>211784408
I always thought this was andrew schulz

isn't this how that malaysian fellow diddled hundreds of drunk englishmen?

I'm a dude who raped and this is creeping me out, he even has preprinted literature and an obvious game plan


Rape is spontaneous, not planned out like a fucking psycho

I think this is fake, I searched it and the only place I can find it is an imgur post, not a testimony from someone it happened to

>>211784624
I guess it's staged for the purpose to show him (probably the pub owner) as a good guy in white armour.
Too bad it looks like the opposite

>>211784504
>Are you implying the dog wrote the note kek
That would be a wild twist.

>>211784354
this, 100%, don't be retarded, let the cops rape her

>>211784356
but why?

>>211785089
kek

>>211784079 (OP)
the bouncer raped her didnt he?

>>211785797
most likely

>>211785598
>not a bowl
how do you go to this effort and fuck it up so bad?

>>211784408
>you can be removed from a bar because your date wasn't into you

>>211784504
>Are you implying the dog wrote the note kek
Implying the kidnapper is larping as the dog.

>>211784624
The photo is staged. Doesn’t mean the note and situation weren’t real.

>>211785842
the message implies he wasn't her date, just some rando that started chatting her up

>>211784533
this nigga creating a fanfic in his head

>>211784245
Do you know why they’re called “Paddy Wagons?” It’s because the police used to pick up so many drunk Irish to sober up.

>>211784079 (OP)
>Movie opens with a woman finding this note
>She runs to the door, but it is locked
>She bangs on the door
>The guy appears out of the closet and grabs her
>He knocks her out and wipes her memory with a memory eraser
>"Let's try this again!"
>Cut the montage of her waking up and doing similar things
>Eventually, while she is struggling, the memory eraser falls to the floor and breaks
>"What have you done!"
>He then tries to strangle her
>But she is able to knock him back and escape through the window
>She goes to the police station and reports the kidnapping
>The police chief insists on driving her home
>However, the chief drives her back to the kidnapper's lair and drags her back inside
>"Let's try this again."

>>211784157
And he hasn't actually hurt or truly held a woman captive until he meets the protagonist . But she magnetizes him and without conscious nature he doesn't let her go

>>211784079 (OP)

I don't help drunkoids in any way. You should learn not to drink until you pass out after your first couple college parties. They also get really annoying and paranoid. In college, my bros and I found someone's phone at a 24 hour pizzeria and got in touch with the owner via his roommate. He started accusing us of stealing it so we just hung up and left it with the girl at the counter.

>>211784408

Do gay men actually like women? I've always been confused about this. I mean, the stereotype is that they're close allies and share an interest in fashion etc. But would you really want a bunch of drunken noisy white women hanging out in your bar if you weren't attracted to them?

>>211786126
Dude you should write horror movies bro
For FOIDS with SHIT TASTE
As if a woman could ever escape a stranglehold from a male. A man could simply flex his little finger and she would collapse to the ground, completely subdued. Women have zero capacity for combat or survival. They create negative casualties in wars by actively reviving the fallen forces of the enemy to defeat you. They are worse than men in every way and any kind of media that presents a woman defeating a man is SUBVERSIVE BRAINROY which should be excised from our consciousness, language must be RESTRUCTURED in a way that we can no longer articulate the concept of a FOID beating a man at anything ever again!

>>211784398
You clearly aren't aware how women are coddled. I had a wasted chick who couldn't get a room at my booked hotel last night and I let her linger and come back with all her inside for like 2+ hours while she tried to get an Uber. Kept asking me where to get alcohol after she was kicked out of nearby bar and it was too late to go to liquor store at 230 am

>>211784533
a sore anus typed this post

>>211786361
If you take realism to too hard, stories can't happen.
Like, realistically, James Bond should have been killed by the villain.

>>211784157
sort of like the mechanic, I would wach it

>>211784079 (OP)
3 gay guys once picked me up and did this, i actually woke up with no clothes in one of their beds
we all went and got pancakes later
still run into one of them sometimes
no my asshole was not bruised

>>211784245
If she’s really fucked up and you don’t want cops involved, you can walk her home if she’s close, help her call a friend, drop her off at her place if YOU really want to get mixed in with it, and quite frankly a lot of other things way more normal than taking her back to your place, stripping her, and leaving one of the creepier notes you could wake up to that isn’t explicitly criminal in nature. The guy who did that is an extreme creep of the highest order.

>>211786361
BRAINROY WAS HERE

>>211786337
Gay men often have female best friends

>>211786337
>Do gay men actually like women?
no lol. women have basically awful personalities and that becomes very obvious when there's no physical attraction to confuse you. masculine faggots want nothing to do with women at all and the more effeminate ones will be "friends" with them much in the same way shitty women are friends with each other: they will be effusively nice to their faces but actually hate them and shit on them behind their backs.

>>211786374
Jesus you hovered around a random drunk girl into the early hours? What a fucking creep lol

>>211786533
did you cum?

>>211784079 (OP)
That's insanely creepy wtf
>Hey you passed out so I undressed you and put you in my house in my spare bedroom haha also I'm the bouncer so if you try to do anything I can very easily hurt you haha I protect women

>>211784408
>>211784624
>>211785044
>>211785985

Can someone explain bar/drinking culture to a Muslim anon?
>Western women make posts online saying that men are more dangerous than wild bears
>It's well known that men prowl late at night looking for drunk women to rape
>And women still go out to drink alcohol?
>Why don't they stop drinking before they have a hard time walking and staying awake?
>And they go alone instead of with friends?
>Why not go the alcohol store and have a private party at home with people you trust?
>Can the girl's family take a bar to court for restitution if their daughter is defiled because they served her too much alcohol?

>>211784354
but dude, think of the updoots

>>211787201
you ask to understand bar/drinking culture but all your questions are around trying to understand why women do stupid things. They are retarded.

>>211787201
And why some people have problem with the first three caliphs even though they were rightfully elected by umma?

>>211787201
White women want to be raped, and white men don't really enjoy rape, statistically speaking. That's why the white women agreed with the jews to let your kind invade our countries and reform law enforcement so that they cannot pre-emptively protect the women from you. The white men who are "more dangerous than wild bears" are dangerous to their incessant desire to be raped and murdered because of the society we wish to create - one where white women aren't raped and murdered - but we are not dangerous to them in a physical sense whatsoever.

>>211786590
probably couldn't get hard being so wasted

>>211784079 (OP)
>DON'T PANIC

>>211784408
this isn't even AI is it?

>>211784157
>Title
The Maniac in the Mailbox

>>211784700
The only one obsessed is (You) with pajeets you stupid beaner.

>>211786537
>If she’s really fucked up and you don’t want cops involved
Why?

>>211784408
haha I've never seen the original

>>211784079 (OP)
There should be a scene where she finds a drawer full of identical sheets of this page and the girl realizes something is amiss

>>211787712
Anyone who would willing involve the police in their life is a retard and not to be trusted

>>211784624
Women always have their phone in their hand. They will suffer a complete mental breakdown if they aren't holding their digital pacifier for 10 seconds.

>>211784508
Dog is the killer gimp that chases her through the house.

>>211788406
So we just kidnap a chick who is too drunk to take care of herself and THEN have the cops involved, only this time to arrest us? Brilliant.

>>211788621
How about don't kidnap drunk chicks?

>>211784245
Sleep it off at the police station.

>>211786537
The cops aren't going to arrest her, she's not in trouble for getting drunk. She can just sleep it off at the station.

>>211784408
My question is why is there a photo of him "handing" her this supposed note?

>>211789154
They recreated it for socials

>>211784245
Just leave them. Why are you such a white knight, holy shit.

>>211784079 (OP)
Cloverfield lane

>>211789420
So let her sleep it off in the bar, or toss her out into the parking lot? What if it's the middle of January?

>>211788852
>hasn't read the thread
Sad!

>>211790100
I think you're confused

>>211790247
No u

>>211784079 (OP)
Where am I? There are no Hulkamaniacs here!

>>211785598
ALL OF THE EGGS

>>211787201
>Drinking usually makes you have more fun and socialize better
>Drinking with friends is fun, and sometimes you need a change of pace from drinking at someone's place so you go you go to bars
>Sometimes meet new people and have fun with them, even easier when you're both drunk
>Sometimes meet someone you want to romantically engage with, sometimes friends and you have other plans
>Split up and go home alone or with someone
>In some areas of not-shithole countries its safe enough to walk the night alone

>>211784079 (OP)
PS: Eggs

>>211787201
Imagine that a full grown legally consenting woman actually wanted you and to have fun with you and wasn't completely repulsed by your appearance, your filthy stink and your Muslim micropenis and wasn't the child cousin you had to force into marriage so you could rape her or the vulnerable pre-teen white girl you gang raped with your mates at the mosque.

>>211784308
>>211784356
>>211784860
>>211785598
>>211790806
>>211790933
eggs

>>211790320
kek

>>211784157
It’s a shutter island style story where we assume he is interrogating kidnapping victims as a detective, and we only find out at the end that he is the kidnapper, the interrogation rooms are prisons, and the women have all been carefully indulging his delusions out of sheer terror because he has killed women who have shattered his delusions before. We realize the female protagonist (perhaps a therapist) has spent the movie trying to subtly help him come to this realization, playing into his wounded desire for a mother and female confidant to do so.

>>211787201
>>Can the girl's family take a bar to court for restitution if their daughter is defiled because they served her too much alcohol?
This is only a problem if there are Muslims around. They absolutely cannot be trusted not to act like animals.

>>211786533
What about your mouth and throath?

>>211789839
Why am I supposed to give a fuck you huge faggot

>>211791347
I guess if you're already complacent trash who doesn't care if your bar is the one "where some chick got raped by muslims" then it's not your problem. Fuck the community

>>211787201
They're retarded, that's literally it. Drinking enough to get drunk is a conscious choice, and they are willingly making it. Whenever I get sloshed, I decided to do so several hours beforehand, and I'm either in private or with friends who I know will take me home safely.

>>211787712
Police aren’t your friends and if you want to spare the girl the public intoxication charge plus whatever else they can nail her with (and they will charge her with absolutely everything they can), it wouldn’t be that unreasonable to try to find an alternate course to getting her back home safe before involving the cops.

>>211791488
>Police aren’t your friends
this

You have to eat all the eggs to get out.

>>211791464
nta, nobody should feel responsible for strangers who seem determined to be irresponsible
if they have no contingency plan to get home they either know the dangers of their situation and decided to go ahead anyways, are too stupid to understand the consequences, or are in a place where they feel safe while out at night in any state they are in
why should any random person have to worry or care about people who have no care for themselves, let them step on the rake and see what happens

>>211784079 (OP)
>>211784408
Probably the same guy lmao

>>211784245
I think the protocol is police come to pick up the drunken person and put them in a drunk tank overnight or take them to the hospital but idk. If you’re an alcoholic distributor or bar or whatever and you let someone get this drunk you will be shut down. At my restaurant you’re not allowed to bring in your own outside wine or anything because of this.

>>211784157
Imagine having a stalking family member(s) who are unironically like this, would make an interesting movie.

Stalker Family, I think Junji Ito actually did something similar.

>>211791250
……I’m fucking crying at this image.

>>211784157
One Hour Photo

>>211784079 (OP)
After reading the note, they look down and notice a line of fresh stitches over the place where their liver once was. Wandering to a mirror, they notice many more incisions.

>>211784790
yeah lol I remember that

>>211791705
Plot twist: it’s your older brother and he raped your shared mother and he’s your father, and you are a rape family in captive

>>211791569
I understand that you are medically autistic but are you really incapable of putting yourself into the role of the bar employee?

>>211784508
based spellmaster itt

>>211791569
Okay fine Mr Autismo but the question is would you stop a rape or inform the police of a person in danger?

>>211785797
all sex is rape

>>211792033
>would you stop a rape

>>211792033
>would you stop a rape
lol
lmao

>taking some random drunk lady home with you
Yeah nah. If you are in such a state that you vomit all over the place and can't tell anyone your home address it's straight to ER with you. Alcohol poisoning is no joke. Sure, the ER doctor might hate me but that's not my problem.

>>211792033
if I had a realistic chance of stopping the rape then I would attempt to stop it
informing the police is no skin off my back, as I am not the one who has to do anything, its the state tard wrangling patrol that has to show up and solve problems not me, a phone call is no issue
all of this changes depending on the setting though, if any of these things happens in the town of 2000 my cousins live in then it becomes my problem, in the city of 200,000 I live in nobody has any measure of relation to me in any capacity, they are all the same worker bug species that I am

Don’t people call taxis for this? For other people? Sure it’s not perfect to foot someone with a taxi bill while they’re not awake to deal with it, but who in the everloving fuck would take the bitch home? They can drive her to her fucking place

>>211792282
Alright fair enough.

>>211784079 (OP)
already filmed

>>211792315
No one. The OP is literally some reddit creep’s excuse for molesting passed-out drunks.

>>211792344
Also the gender swapped version

>>211784157
>Sorry... I can't let you go. It's all over the news. There's been a kidnapping epidemic for young women like you. If I let you go you'll certainly be next. You just need to stay here for your safety while I solve the issue. Don't worry there's plenty of food and water. And I'll be back each day if you need social interaction haha. I'm a good listener. Yes there are cameras in your room but that's for your safety and I swear I would never watch when you're busy doing your "intimate" things haha

>>211792282
>if any of these things happens in the town of 2000 my cousins live in then it becomes my problem
Lol. Ok Mr. Internet tough guy.
I'm sure we're all quivering in our boots right now

>>211792440
based BONG BREAKER

>>211784079 (OP)
>Jason woke up an looked around the room. There were anime posters everywhere and a stench emanating from the nearby bathroom. He noticed a piece of paper on the nightstand (OP). Somehow he still felt tired but his butt hurt when he tried to move. The paper had some nonsense on it. Then he heard the footsteps. >hi, I'm chris-san, what's your name?

>>211787201
This post explains everything wrong with trying to understand societal culture based only off of internet shitposts.
>Western women make posts online saying that men are more dangerous than wild bears
Women say this online and on tv shows. No woman actually believes it
>It's well known that men prowl late at night looking for drunk women to rape
lmao no. It's known that if there are dangerous people around who are going to do something harmful, they're around late at night and you should be wary.
>And women still go out to drink alcohol?
It's fun
>Why don't they stop drinking before they have a hard time walking and staying awake?
It's fun and they trust their friends and previous experiences
>And they go alone instead of with friends?
No. An almost insignificantly small percent of women would ever go out and get drunk alone.
>Why not go the alcohol store and have a private party at home with people you trust?
This is also very common. But then you don't meet new people and don't get to tear up the dance floor
>Can the girl's family take a bar to court for restitution if their daughter is defiled because they served her too much alcohol?
lmao no

>>211792733
This lmfao. People have such a disgusting view of humanity from learning about them this way

>>211787201
>>Western women make posts online saying that men are more dangerous than wild bears
less than 1% of women do this, stop thinking in memes
>>It's well known that men prowl late at night looking for drunk women to rape
that is true THOUGH. ted bundy was piss-drunk when he killed his victims
>>And women still go out to drink alcohol?
"haha i can handle it" she said to herself out loud
>>Why don't they stop drinking before they have a hard time walking and staying awake?
alcohol intoxication impairs your ability to make good decisions. we human beings have a neural pathway dedicated to preventing us from doing really retarded shit. booze short-circuits this mechanism
>>And they go alone instead of with friends?
women dont have friends, they have rivals that they laterally compare themselves with
>>Why not go the alcohol store and have a private party at home with people you trust?
thats precisely what i do
>>Can the girl's family take a bar to court for restitution if their daughter is defiled because they served her too much alcohol?
technically you can take anyone to court for anything but in this case the judge will laugh at you

>>211784245
Nothing.
Not your problem.

>>211784194
Kek

>>211785089
lmao

>>211787201
tbf nowadays bars a like 90 percent populated by women

Black Snake Moan

>>211787691
go back to Bombay

>>211786904
>used my geeky skills

>>211787201
>And they go alone instead of with friends?
women definitely do not go drinking alone.

>>211794605
I wish

>>211784245
Make her some eggs. She WILL eat them.

>>211786550
This is true.
t. butt pirate

>>211791250
Eggposting is a greatly underrated minor /tv/ meme

>>211786533
I would kill them and then myself, how do you live anon
luckily I'm not a drunken degenerate

>>211792567
How come these guys didn't know they were raped? their asses must have hurt, right?

>>211784408
Horrifying. I understand why women hate men now.

isnt paracetamol a really bad thing to take when there is alcohol in your blood?

>>211797351
yeah it can lead to liver damage

>>211797351
Depends on how your life is going.

>>211797351
most of the alcohol will have been filtered if you're waking up the next day and taking a few isn't going to cause any liver damage

>>211784079 (OP)
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all of the eggs. They're in a bowl, in the mini-fridge beside the bed.

>>211785598
one of the 5 posters on /tv/ needs to get a gf so they can re-enact this scene properly

>>211784079 (OP)
Cut to a confused, hungover woman encountering a large, musclebound man, wearing a dog costume that's many sizes too small for him.

>>211785598
this is actually a pretty good jav. if i remember right, he kidnaps her and rapes her until she falls in love with him, then he drops her off to never see her again, and she touches a necklace he gave her and looks wistfully to the sky. its kind of a titanic-like kind of ending.

>>211786044
>You are not allowed to converse with strangers
Love from Kazakhstan

>>211798078
Not if you're doing it like a creep.

>>211784356
code?

>>211784079 (OP)
>there is some oversized hoodies
is it too much to ask for a literate rapist?

>>211787201
>Can the girl's family take a bar to court for restitution if their daughter is defiled because they served her too much alcohol?
>but how can I get paid?????
You semitic cunts always go back to this money grubbing bullshit lmfao
Peas in a fucking pod you animals deserve each other

>>211784533
>>211784408
That bartender is probably gay desu

>>211802027
He's a failed normie incel. He had a very active reddit account. He replied to the original post and commented on it, or someone linked him just do a reverse image search.

>>211784157
cast him

>>211797351
It's not a big deal when the author of the note doesn't expect you to live more than twelve hours after beginning his game.

>>211784079 (OP)
>record scratch
>yep. That's me.
>you may be wondering how I got here
>sadly I've been too shitfaced to remember the slightest of details so how about I tell you the story of sleeping beauty instead?
>well once upon a time was a beanerjewess that was *burp* 'scuse me raceswapped into the role of an Aryan princess in a fairy tale...

>>211784703
>Call the police retard. Not to arrest her but just to hold her somewhere until she sobers up.
Yeah okay the cops are totally going to sit with her and let her drink water until she feels better hours later. And by that I mean they are going to dump her drunk ass on the intake officers at the jail then leave.

>>211798052
kino. hollywood would never

>>211803819
>And by that I mean they are going to dump her drunk ass on the intake officers at the jail then leave.
still better than whatever mr. nice guy and his heckin doggo did to her

>>211784079 (OP)
>doesn't include his own name in the note
Red flag for being fake for social media points, or he expects to reuse this note many times.

>>211802141
Ryan Reynolds

>>211786904
>>211794689
Reverse image search is neither geeky nor a skill

>>211787201
women are retarded and lack accountability. they must be protected from themselves

Is this better?

>>211807355
Eat the card while maintaining eye contact

>>211787201
well a lot of alcoholics go to bars to just hang out. eventually you get to know other regulars
a lot of women (at least groups of zoomettes) ive found go to bars on weekdays at slow hours, probably to avoid harassment

>>211784709

ok

>>211807355
>Is this better?
sort of. "cut off" should be two words in this context

>>211787201
Notice how almost all your questions are just "why do women do/cause illogical thing"

>>211807355
>please leave quietly
and drive home? how about "here is some water"

>>211807567
kek this

>>211784245
call the police. let them sleep it off in the drunk tank
if it was a man you wouldn't even need to ask this question

>>211784157
>>211784304
kino

>>211784408
The guy obviously staged this photo thinking it was a good idea

>>211784408
>I made him pose for this after the guy left lol just to show my appreciation
If anyone was wondering

>>211807355
>>211807768
It's just a poor translation, they are actually complaining about his inappropriate jean shorts.

>>211786361
You're the reason Batman is driving a Lambo through Chicago, instead of having pic realted, kill your self unimaginative faggot, go and spend some time imagining an apple

One time drunkenly walking back to the train station at 2am some guy stumbled past me with a bloody face. I asked him what happened and he couldn't talk. I got his phone and rang recent contacts but nobody answered.
Did i take him home and undress him?
No, I rang an ambulance and waited with him until it arrived. Then I went home myself, much later than planned.
Anyway thats it

>>211797061
dude raped over 100 asses, he was a pro.
They say he could rape your ass while you were waiting in a line, and you wouldn't even know it.

>>211797061
UK started giving money to victims regardless of crime or evidence so people just started coming forward to say they were raped

>>211808693
They say he could assrape faster than his shadow.

>>211808745
So how much per raped ass?

>>211787201
Most people aren't that dangerous but a few bad apples will spoil the bunch
Women are smaller and take less drinks to get fucked up
Drinking is still fun and girls just wanna have fun and socialize

It's really not that hard to understand muzzbro

>>211808689
But then how did could he reward you with sex later?

>>211787201
It's disgusting and shitty and no one really likes it but people go along anyway because intoxicating yourself is completely normalized here and having sex is what humans are meant to do. A lot of people are also literal soulless automatons and NEED some alcohol in their system to be tolerable to be around.

>>211808781
Thousands

>>211803819
It's called the drunk tank.

>>211784079 (OP)
V For Vendetta

>>211808522
>they made a le complicated set so that means it’s good
Should have saved that for a Godzilla movie because Dark Knight beats the fucking shit out of that reddit meme batman any day.

>>211784408
The bartender would either try to remove me himself, I'd stab him to death, or he would very obviously whisper in the ear of a fat security guard and he would escort me out where I would wait for the bartender to come out holding up the roofied woman and I would stab him to death and become a hero who saved a woman from getting raped.

Either way the bartender has served his last drink.

>>211784245
it would sure be nice to help them but they must be left in the streets like the slags they are

>>211808400
>this totally real thing that happened

>>211808746
It's like trying to catch smoke. It's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.

>>211784408
"punchable face" is an overused term, but this guy fits

>>211792487
>>211784157
>>211784079 (OP)
Everyone iTT are late. They already did this idea with 10 Cloverfield lane
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pyPkhvIF1MU
Watch this video

>>211809641
All I'm saying is this all stems from a twitter engagement including the alleged bartender. Maybe it was all staged. Probably

>>211784245
Carry her home and let her sleep on your bed. You sleep on the couch. The next morning you wake up she is making breakfast for you as a thank you. You strike it off really good and she decides she doesn’t want to leave.

>>211784408
>Woman's hand is black
Black women never get hit on. This entire photo is a fraud.

>>211798222
>if a woman finds you unattractive, you can get kicked out of the bar
just admit you're a low T simp

>>211798052
code?

>>211809977
I saw that movie in the theater but I don't remember much about it except for the weird ending

>>211787201
drink and see for yourself
>but muh religion
you want to know enlightenment without ever having experienced temptation and depravity? don't make me laugh.

>>211810242
>they kicked me out because they think I'm ugly, not because I can't take a hint and kept pestering another customer who clearly wasn't interested in what I was saying!
nice self-report
just admit you're an autistic retard

>>211784356
what;s the appeal of this did he like cum in it or something

>>211784356
>you'll never feed your cut jap gf more eggs than she can reasonably handle
ARGH GOD WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH?! it's a dumb fantasy! it's not real! but i suffer with my full capacity to suffer! that's it. i'm going to earn enough money to afford a trip to nihon land and harass their women until i'm kicked out of their country. i wonder if i should bring my own eggs or buy them over there...

>>211810709
they'll definitely be cheaper there

>>211785084
dog hero!

>>211784079 (OP)
why is rape against the law

>>211784356
yeah take it all, slut

>>211810615
>If you're autistic you should be kicked out of the bar
Pretty sure the ADA doesn't allow that

>>211811022
Because it benefits society and doesn't require you to pay money for a woman's attention.

>>211787560
you don't gotta be hard to cum

>>211794632
Calm down senorrrrrrr!!!!¡¡

>>211784245
find a large bin and put her in it

>>211784703
I recommend not calling the police retards.

>>211807355
I want to believe that I wouldn't cause a scene, but deep down I know I would.

>>211807355
Men, if you get a card like this, don't make a scene.
The right thing to do is to drive home and take it out on your wife.

>>211784157
This its still fucking kidnapping someone.

>>211810348
ipz 433

>>211784079 (OP)
It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

shit-stained hands typed this post -->>211812706

>bouncer with a heart of gold
>saving club sluts from themselves one Friday at a time for reddit karma
>until one day he gets falsely accused of rape

>>211816789
>falsely

>>211787201
there is absolutely no issue if the country is white only like it used to be, the problem is when we let people like you into our countries.

>>211784860
>I'm a dude who raped
>Rape is spontaneous

>>211816134
>beaner thinks he's white
Noooooo!!! Senorrrr!!¡¡!! Nostros era blancos y mierda¡¡!!!

>>211820378
>pajeet thinks he's human
lmao. it will never stop being funny.

>>211784304
>aaaaaaa im super rich, handsome and women constantly have sex with me im so alienated and depressed!

>>211784079 (OP)
party girl is stuck in a time loop
calling it Groundwhore Day

>>211820631
>thinks everyone is a jeet
Calm down senorrrrrr¡!¡!
You're jumping to conclusions faster than your abuela jumped the border¡¡!!
Siiiiiii¡¡!!

>>211795037
A man of culture.

>>211786361
Subversive Brainroy at it again with his bullshit

>>211820842
>noo sarr, fuck you bechod bich!!
I really struck a nerve, didn't I?

>>211784079 (OP)
>i wanna play a game m'lady
>for years you've straddled chad cock during drunken one-night stands
>on the night-stand is a bowl of hardboild eggs
>you must consume all of them before you may leave
>if you fail to eat all the eggs, this room will become your tomb
>live or die, the choice is yours

>>211784079 (OP)
protagonist thinks he just had too much to drink, goes home. on the way he stumbles into a homeless man who mean mugs him.
when he gets home something just doesn't sit right with him, his memories have too many holes, more than just last night.
he starts retracing his steps. blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah. he comes to find out that the men in black wiped his mind and he's actually a human ally to an alien revolution against humanity.

>>211797298
Is he ok?

>>211821121
>he said after getting extremely triggered when identified as a beaner
Buenos dias senorrrrr¡¡!! You're totally blanco, ese¡!!!¡

>>211811048
And yet

>>211821777
>gets called out for being a pajeet
>after several replies "no uh you are a beaner!"
you literally eat cow shit. YOU EAT COW SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211784157
This is literally just that Xavier Renegade Angel episode with 7 kids

>>211821852
>can only copy my posts
Sad!
Calm down senorrrrrrr¡!!!¡
Don't let your burritos burn, ese¡¡!!!

>>211821875
YOU EAT COW SHIT AND SHIT IN THE STREET

>>211808693
The Phantom Rapist

>>211784157
For me it's Memento but he keeps kidnapping her every day.

>>211821932
Lol. Ok burrito boy

>>211822496
YOU EAT COW SHIT AND SHIT IN THE STREET

>>211784245
Call the 911 and fabricate this being a repeat occurrence so she becomes psychiatrically committed as a danger to herself, thereby involuntarily placing her in a facility for a few weeks.

>>211807355
>please leave quietly

>>211809659
>not bare ass
fucked it up

>>211822752
Lol. Okkkkk senorrrrr¡¡!!!!

>>211784408
what is the movie on the background?

Where are the hard boiled eggs?
>don't worry i took care of that last night, oh and you're not the record holder but you held your own

>>211824933
YOU EAT COW SHIT AND SHIT IN THE STREET

>>211825238
Lol. Okkkkk senorrrrr¡¡!!!!

>>211784245
Why is this even a question? If it was a man you'd leave him there on the street, you wouldn't even think about it. He would be accountable for his dumb decision to get black out drunk without friends to take him home. I don't understand why we have to collectively babysit women all the way through their lives while they insist they are better than us and we are the problem.

>>211826061
>I don't understand why we have to
You literally don't have to.

>>211826061
To be fair, men are less likely to raped or abducted in that state as well.

>>211789038
Is that him?

>>211784245
Call 911 and say the person is passed out and non responsive

>>211806601
It is if you’re over 45

>>211786904
>St Pete
Well that explains it.
Faggots out there want to be California so bad.

>>211784079 (OP)
>paracetamol
What?

>>211827533
>burger retard doesn't know what paracetamol is
top kek

>>211784079 (OP)
written by a delusional incel who thinks this is the way to get into the pants of a woman

>>211784079 (OP)
"Hey I took you home, stripped you, took pictures of you in your panties and uhhhhh washed your clothes I'm such a good guy!"

>>211784079 (OP)
Played by THIS guy who thinks treating women like helpless children will get them to fuck zone

>>211786904
Yeah this is a believable story and the bartender and this 'trinity' are TOTALLY different accounts and not the same creepy bartender trying to get women

>>211827656
we're not all hooked on drugs like you lot

>>211786904
THE BARTENDER IS A BASEDJAKING FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I USED MY GEEKY SKILLS TO FIND HIM)

>>211826133
source?

>>211827533
It's what subhuman bongs call Acetaminophen.
>>211827656
>OI A BLOODY YANK WHAT DON'T LIVE IN MY COUNTRY DUNNO WHAT WE CALL A CERTAIN MEDICATION WOT A MORON AMIRITE MUHAMMAD?! OH, YOU'RE TOO BUSY RAPING ME TWELVE YEAR OLD SISTER TO TALK ROIGHT NOW? YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME WITH A NOIFE? RIGHTY-O THEN UNDER THE LAWS OF WHAT IS NOW YOUR UNITED KALIPHATE I WILL ALLOW IT AND WE SHALL HAVE A PARADE FOR YOU AFTER PIP PIP CHEERIO GOD SAVE THE KING INNIT!

>>211807355
>We think you are too drunk to continue drinking
>read this card with small letters
>go to your car and drive away

>>211827790
>It's what subhuman bongs
You mean the thinking part of the world? Literally everyone except you?

>>211827846
No, I mean subhuman yellowtoothed inbred mudslime rape fodder cowards. You know, the British.

>>211827846
is this what qualifies as thinking in your country?

>>211784408
>he has this tattoo

>>211827942
that's a man right?

>>211827846
boy, you guys talk about trump a lot. isn't there anything going on in your country?

>>211797298
No, are you retarded? They skinned him alive.

>>211827533
depon etc

>>211822381
Fucking based, love this